How to Beat JOHN CARVER in THANKSGIVING
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2025
- If your wife was trampled to death by filthy degenerate guidos at the local Walmart over waffle Irons on Black Friday, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat JOHN CARVER in THANKSGIVING.
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Anyone else notice how Nerd went from explaining how the protagonists can beat the villain and turned into tips on how the killer could have done better 😂
Good switch up! Plus, some victims just aren't root-able for..
@@daniellewillis2767 I completely agree, I’d love a Nerd series on how to be a better villain
I'm waiting for Nerd's villain arc to begin.
He said that’s what he would be doing in the intro 😊.
Seriously!
I do find it immensely amusing that Carver stopped to feed the cat.
Yes gotta care for the cat
He has his Priorities STRAIGHT.
Even insane but professional sociopathic killers can have standards
John Carver may be an incompetent murderer, but he’s still a professional (albeit a low-ranking one) and professionals have standards. Being kind to animals is one of those standards.
the house is on fire get up and leave!!!! i cant, i have a cat on my lap.
The major plot hole is that the movie shows times in which John Carver and the Sheriff were actively in separate places and thus could not be the same person, but the flick was a fun time, so I’m willing to overlook it.
Potential sequel idea.
The best alibi is having the script back you up no matter what.
Fix that by making Ryan the other John Carver in Thx 2
I noticed that in the theater when they were at the school. I can swear I saw the sheriff outside talking when carver was inside
Well since there’s gonna be a sequel…ya never know?
the biggest hilarity for this depiction of black friday is that this year it was as dead as the black plague. Nobody bothered to go out shopping, the stores were empty in some places.
Guess thats what you get when you don't even lower the prices for that day anymore in most stores. Thats the American economy for you...
Right? Have you seen that video where the computer store had like news crews inside live waiting to film everyone coming in, the store turns on the lights and unlocks/opens the door and there is one guy standing outside who comes in the store? Lol I laughed pretty good at that.
I’ve never been Black Friday shopping because I’m against it but I heard this year was a pretty normal day.
@@GhostfaceRuga Do you have the link of the video ? Seems hilarious lol
Not to mention people can buy stuff online.
They'd have to be selling shit for like 90% off, and even then people aren't going to really care unless its like expensive electronics...which probably have the same deal on cyber monday anyway.
I've realized that there isn't all that much stuff I want.
And I can't really think of too much to get other people for christmas, most things they want they have already bought themselves.
It seems the things people really want are: 1. Enough money to take care of bills and food, 2. New and interesting experiences (which stuff can kind of offer, but only to a limited extent), and 3. Either something meaningful to work on because they hate their current job, or a some goddamned days off.
It's not even purely high prices or inflation, I think people have grown a bit more used to not wanting as much crap.
This is a good sign in my opinion, as AI and robots start making a big move on the work force we are definitely going to see a shift in production costs and the prices of goods.
I just did cyber monday instead. I got some awesome stuff for cheap and didn't even get out of bed.
When sales are weeks long and online lol
I hate the "can't call cops because facial recognition" BS. Lock screens have a button on them that says "emergency call". You don't need to unlock it. It connects you straight to 911. That whole scene was a load of reeking BS.
Also you can use your phones virtual assistant and say Hey …. Call 911.
They are teenagers in a horror movie what do you expect a bunch of Einstein’s vs a slasher….. that would actually make a pretty good movie.
If you rapidly push the right hand button on the iPhone a bunch of times, (the old on/off button) it will automatically call emergency services along with setting off a loud alarm; it happened to me once when I was at a shift at work… 😅
Smart phones may very well be the worst thing to happen to horror movie writers in the last couple decades, especially mediocre ones. The only way most horror movies these days usually seem to come up with to prevent characters from just calling emergency services is by just kind of pretending that phones can't do all the things that phones can do nowadays.
It seemed like she was trying to press/slide the phone icon
I love these types of movies where you can really root for either side and not feel bad about the outcome. This was a fun watch in the theater, definitely caught me off guard at some parts to say the least haha. The final guy was way too obvious though, called it right at the beginning
As someone with a huge fear of crowds, I had a panic attack literally watching the black friday scene with my boyfriend in the empty ass theater, so I would survive because I wouldn't be caught dead involved in Black Friday
No you didnt
I'm glad my dad took me and my mom to see this movie. Some of the kills were unexpected, but I knew how sloppy Carver was.
Me and my BF saw this and he guessed the killer in the opening. I was so pissed 🤦🏾♀️
@@CandieP HA! Was this the first time you got a spoiler alert thrown your way? 🤣
I'm sorry, but running away from a stampede of cows is considered a coward and got him targeted/murdered? Lol the writers def big brained that one.
Agreed, it seems like the trailer outclassed the actual film by a country mile in this one.
So, did you watch the movie? He's an unhinged serial killer. Why do you expect logic?
What else was he supposed to do? Use his latent psychic powers to disable everyone in the building instantly?
A goddamned SWAT team wouldn't be able to handle that bullshittery without people getting hurt.
I agree. What was one security guard supposed to do against that large of a mob of unhinged lunatics?
I mean what do you expect from someone that’s brutally murdering people with an AX while dressed like a pilgrim assassin? Is he supposed to be logical?
I'll tell you how to beat this whole scenario! STAY AWAY FROM BLACK FRIDAY, Period! Fake sales for junk Noone needs.
Also cyber monday is a thing. Just do that.
@@Jenna2kyou beat me to it 😂
I just go to this one really cool and small tabletop gaming place that has sales going. Besides that I wouldn't be caught dead. They as a small business get support to continue to function and I get cool tabletop RPG stuff without getting trampled by lunatics and everyone wins
Thank God it's not another Christmas one. The turkey scene was really well made.
it looks delicious
We’ve already had enough Christmas horror movies.
It’s nice to see other holidays get their time to shine.
That turkey scene was nothing compared to the actual scene it was based on in the previews in Eli Roths planet death
The sad thing is as much as these mob rushes to try to save a couple bucks seem exaggerated, so many people have actually died from them cause people are really that pathetic
I worked at walmart as a teen. Every black friday you would see things fly into the air, fist fights multiple injurys, 2 knifeings and a single instance of someone pulling a gun.
Its pathetic. All of that over saving a few bucks. I still refuse to participate in black friday to this day because of how stupid that shit was.
Reminder of the Rooftop Koreans defending themselves from those bums, yep dumb people can induced into doing nasty evil things.
@@arcticfox5118 I worked at Best Buy just a few years ago. People nearly trampled my coworker despite the fact that we had given out tickets for specific items, informed them we had a set amount of items, and also stated that if you did not have a ticket, you would not receive one of those items. People are stupid, desperate, and ridiculous.
@@arcticfox5118 Yeah, it just isn’t worth it. I don’t participate in it either.
You’re not saving money if you’re paying for a doctor or a funeral.
I like how this movie openly referenced how a New York worker I believe died on Black Friday. He opened the doors then was crushed and ran over to death
This movie is beyond me at times
- Water freezes that fast? I'll be extra careful the next time I get some ice.
- The Waitress got Strong Cleaved, but the only thing that hit her was the garbage lid...
- So from what I can see at least, The Killer has access to Chloroform that kicks in in a matter of seconds because he supposedly got both of them before the aggravated football player or the girlfriend could act
- Don't even get me started on how she saw a clear reflection in a phone screen
- Scuba Tango'd with the killer for a good 5 seconds (The killer had a knife to his girlfriend's throat mind you) before actually attempting to shoot the gun.
- Random Clown Outfit. Lynel doesn't see the person IN FRONT OF HIM holding an axe? Chops someone's head off. Everyone runs past the guy. Not only do you usually run past danger, but if actual murder is what ensues because of a waffle iron?
- Carver then can't hear someone run up the stairs behind him but has the foresight, Superhuman Senses, Or Omnipotence (Maybe all three) to see her behind a wall.
- And of course, we cannot forget John Carver can teleport
That dumpster lid is made of light plastic.
That can wreak havoc on people with glass bones and paper skin.
@@kamikeserpentail3778 her hp went to 0
Did you ever stick your tongue to a metal pole?You stick to it instantly.That is a freezer metal door- Same principle.
The dumpster lid could be metal,but yeah,wouldn't do that kind of damage
Scuba is still a kid, who probably never shot a gun and certainly not at a person...a person holding someone he loves as a shield...of course he would hesitate
And you can see very good reflexions in a black screen,idk why that seemed so unusual to you
They killed people over waffles 😂
People have lost their lives for much less!
Not even waffles, they still have to make them.
That’s what makes this movie stand out.
It’s dark sense of humor that goes alongside the gory kills.
be real, they NEEDED those waffles 😭💀
You just made my day with your video, thanks nerd
This movie was actually very entertaining and i really want to watch it again
Yes! Just the video I asked for in the last video! Thank You, Nerd! 🖤💛💙
Genuinely, why did the Killer change costumes and pretend to have been attacked.
would've been funny if the table saw had a quick stop brake on it, then Yulia just lands on the table and nothing happens
Bruh over a waffle iron? People died over a waffle iron? Those waffles better be able to cure the blind and send you to heaven.
There was a nationwide outlaw of waffle irons due to their dangerous nature and this is one of the few states where they are legal state wide, the idea was they were all scalpers planning to sell them at insane prices online illegally.
This is one of the reasons I like this movie.
It has a dark sense of humor that compliments the blood and gore very well.
A "Crowd Expert" is the funniest title/profession I've seen since..... Hell EVER.
But it's important... They deal with lines and sometimes pure chaos...
Yay the intro is back! I love the title opening
Simplest way to beat Thanksgiving:
Be a pancake person, they only want the waffle irons
I don't like neither
@@Account_abandoned-q7m smart choice
Thought this was gonna be funny huh
I did appreciate the Killer Clowns from Outer Space costume.
Went to go see this movie with my boyfriend and we struggled to get through the first half of the movie because of how convoluted the plot was. Now we make fun of it and use different moments in the movie as little jokes between ourselves
Nerd explains and How to Beat are best friends. Im convinced😎
Nerd explains has a much better voice and inflection.
I actually critiqued Scream 6 for having Bailey be dumb enough to monologue while very possibly being live recorded. Cool to see a movie show some awareness.
When I started the film I was like oh, it's gonna be one of those movies. Then I kept watching and realized it's worse than those movies. Basically, this movie was beyond dumb. Love your videos.
I don't know which is more unbelievable. The fact that this all started because of waffle makers, or the fact that god decided to go final destination on people whilst showing himself.
Bruh something similar to that happened in Brazil (my country) over movoe tickets I don't doubt that it would happen ovee cheap products
Cool to see what Detective Kincaid got up to after Scream 3.
the lee malvo reference at @18:00 took me by surprise lmao
This movie was super campy fun but I was also super annoyed that he was targeting the teens. They didn't hurt anyone, weren't partaking in the shopping and were victims themselves. Attacking the teens only made sense for the people outside who were angry they were inside, despite not taking advantage of any black friday deals while being in there. (They didn't take the waffle iron everyone so desperately coveted despite the waitress woman's complaints to them a whole year later.)
But the other victims were the exact people who were mad at the teens. Pick a lane, movie! Either you're mad at the teens for being in the store early or you're mad at the killer shoppers. You can't be mad at both and not have a weird hypocritical stance of some kind. I wish the teens had been forced to trample someone or something and just sort of got caught up in a revenge scheme for something they didn't intend to do - as the expert said, if you can't help it, go with the flow even if it means trampling someone else. Because that would be traumatizing to be forced to do and tragic to be punished for a year later by a psycho. Much more coherent reason for the killer too.
It was because the boy recorded the video of him being inside which incited the riot
Wrong! Maybe if she hadn’t let her friends in and having them antagonize the crowd. If hwr dad hadn’t decided to do Black Friday, there wouldn’t be any victims. Her stepmother kept the video footage of the incident. I didn’t mind if the MCand most of the characters except Scuba and Yulia.
Day 70 asking for a how to survive the crazy family in house of a thousand corpses. Please nerd. I've been at this for so long lmao
Second this. Follow with Devil's Rejects..
@@daniellewillis2767 foreal, it's 3 free videos that I know would pop off
I commented under one of your posts about this movie so I know forsure you've been asking forever 😅😂 but I second this!
Second this
Second
My dad and I both loved the scene where John Carver fed Tim's cat.
this kinda reminds me of the movie Drive Thru or kill burger where some dude dies in a fire at his bday party due to some bullies/idiots and comes back to life to get revenge on them and ends up having a "party" set up with the victims he's killed seated at a party table until he meets his match with the final girl and gets put down
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTHS GONNA FUCK YOU UP
9:37 yeah, you ain't beating him. That was some ninja assassin shit.
Idk why but the killer’s costume is reminding me of the Burger King ..King costume 😂😂and the King of burgers would never 😒😂😂😂
12:17 wow you had to roast Lizzie/waiter lol😂
South Park made a joke on people go Crazy over Black Friday, and this movie basically depicting it is hilarious 😂
For everyone saying that 'Needing a pin for emergency call is bs' um...
my phone actually makes me put in my pin when i try to make an emergency phone call, so... yeah, it's not total bs
That's fully illogical. How did you mess up your settings that hard. Just fix your settings, phone don't even need a pin if you don't want it
@@coletrainhetrick i didn't mess with my settings it came like that. and not having a pin is SUPER dangerous. I've looked in my settings and thats just the way it works.
2:42 - 3:10
Nerd you are a god damn GENIUS!
you've been on a roll bro seriously
To be fair, the sheriff *was* too blinded by rage against Right Mart and the citizens of Plymouth to even care who was innocent of his lover's murder. In his mind, everyone is guilty as sin and must be punished.
“He’s got murders to get to” cleverly leaving a huge clue
0:03 Guidos. That’s a new word for me. Fitting
And this is why I only order online.
Dawg the “STIIIIIIIIIIIRIIIIKE TWO” sent me 😂😂
This movie I went to see without seeing anything about it beforehand, and it threw me for a fkn spin haha. Fun little watch, but the killer was so predicable
From Dr Mcdreamy to incompetent killer 😂
The two thumps line took me out 😂😂😂😂
I was waiting for the clip from South Park where they were interviewing black friday shoppers.
How to beat John Carver… just don’t go out for a Black Friday doorcrasher…
People actually get trampled to death on black friday. It is scary.
One thing people always seem to forget is that wearing a mask is terrible for your area of vision
I once in Halloween decided to wear a full face mask and drive near a pet park that day I learned what the word serial killer actually mean
Oh my
i wore a ghost face mask for halloween and it was HORRIBLE. it literally kept falling down and i couldn’t see anything 😭
Wow best new year present! 🎉
Nerd's video! 🎁
Scuba with the “🥴 derrrrr how does guns shoot?” scene before his gf lets herself get sawed in front of him was hilariously stupid.
My sister convinced me to watch this and the opening scene almost made my gorehound self physically sick
Everybody has a plan until somebody steps to them with a damn axe lol
Hello! Thank you. You’re awesome!🙏🏻💖
That second guy got that combo
I just watched this movie before seeing this, as I was actually interested in watching the video. He doesn't shoot them at the end because his gun was retrieved by another officer for being used. The musket was the uncles and was used in the football scene while using that vehicle. Considering how that guy was, yea, he'd probably just leave it there to shoot off like he did during that instead of bringing it inside the house, etc.
The only thing I found a bit off about it was probably at times his super speed and strength. Twists that guys head around completely, she escapes past a gate and he's already miles ahead of her knocked out from his trunk encounter, which was another unexpected thing for him. Then of course, when it's the MC turn to get axed, all that strength has left his body.
I think the funniest thing is near the end as well. When they're escaping the room after she finds out about the sheriff, they get stopped by the cage fence, then after the distraction, they look over to their right and there's just a opening, like, "Oh, we can just leave that way." Kinda reminds me of your escape tip for the turkey, look around a bit more.
14:25 "you want to steal I'm going to steal your ability to make kids"
All of that over waffle irons is crazy
Duolingo discovers Black Friday
Love ur videos bro keep going!
I love how the only time he killed someone with his iconic axe was when he chopped the head off of a random friend of theirs who got a waffle iron and didn’t die 💀
Excellent video
One thing I want to point out. Why the hell does the killer look like the Oversimplified version of George Pickett
Forget all that my boy Dr.Shepperad was wilding
You see this is why I'm glad I'm an introvert and I don't go shopping round black Friday's
Just do it online, even come to the point in society where you can do it online
I have found that I'm rooting for the villain in the past few Nerd Explains lately
Nerd you are theeee man!!!!
These reasons are why I don’t leave the house all week of black Friday week
This movie was fire as hell idc what anybody says instant classic ❤
Not a classic. But a good fun fast pace movie
I really like this movie watch it in theaters and that opening Sean with the crowed was the most scared I’ve been in the theater in awile
Hot dam, i like these videos so much
Yeah, gonna have to support Mr Day 70 of asking for a House of 1000 Corpses video. Hes been hella persistent and is obviously a diehard fan. Just do it, it's a great idea. Also, how about a Shiki video where you have to beat the humans as one of the vampires?
I've been praying to Jesus daily for the past six years to win the lottery, can you support me too???
They could have "beaten" the humans by simply not killing anyone.
@DGneoseeker1 they didn't..they turned them. But they didn't need to be so damn scary about it, and once the numbers were on their side, they should have worked out a truce with the humans.
@@daniellewillis2767 Oh no they killed PLENTY of people. In Shiki not everyone returns as a vampire. Many just die. They should have worked out a truce immediately. The less vampires, the less the humans have a reason to butcher them because they are less of a threat. Also, the less problems finding food (which could easily be taken as willing donations).
@DGneoseeker1 yes, not everyone came back...I forgot that part.
I would beat this because I would never be at that store because big crowds make me anxious and I often get overstimulated
20:05 it would be funny if the dude said he was thankful for being alive. 😂
It's always the dang Jelly Bean Trail!
Thanksgiving is coming back around, anyone just getting this on there recommended?
Easy answer to the 2v1 1 in the back 1 in front the one in the back hits his nuts easy win
I did not see the Oppenheimer clip coming 😆
Eventually people will realize black Friday is a scam.
Funny thing is the boat kill isn't down to the killer, whoever secured that would 100% be charged with manslaughter for that one as apparently they secured it on the basis the float would only ever come to a very slow stop, and if a child say ran in front of it then you'd also have ended up with that death.
Bros literally the Ritler that in the Thanksgiving spirit
Gotta love how Nerd Explains has gone insane from watching too many movies where people make stupid decisions. Now his videos are 50% about telling the killer how to be more effective at murdering these idiots. Now I'm just dying to watch a slasher movie where Nerd Explains is the killer, it'll probably be over in 5 minutes tho.
This movie is what scream 5 and 6 should of been
Quality upload 👌
As someone who once worked retail on Black Friday, I can safely say that…
It wasn’t that bad. There weren’t too many people there, and there was nowhere near enough people for it to be considered a mob like in this movie.
12:29 nah, she’s wearing two layered clothing. Wouldn’t work, too much risk of the taser not working. Use a crossbow. Silent, can be poisoned, debilitating but not immediately lethal
Black Friday scares me
anyone else notice how focused on cannibalism he was at the beginning?
The trampoline was my favorite kill. Not because of the hot girl, but because of how it made me squirm with hypothetical pain just watching it.
This is actually amazing for a slasher film I love the idea of it being so surprising and I love the twists a and turns of the film and it has the perfect amount of blood and gore (coming from a horror lover and gore fan) and I knew the sheriff was carver because I’m pretty sure he was at dinner with them and I could tell he liked his “wife” and he was the first to get the mask and I had such a fun time watching it with my crush lol and j and I love the swearing because it has the perfect amount
And ain’t no way they wanted unless a*s pieces of plastic that they won’t even use if never waste my money on that stupid sh*t btw I broke my fingers pls like:c
How to beat: get in your car, drive to another state. This movie was written at last minute. "I think I shot him?" They don't have firearms??
bro if thats the opening scene to this movie i would have walked out- over exaggerated deaths that give final destination vibes genuinely give me anxiety cuz, i know some of the deaths arent possible but my anxiety says theyre all guaranteed and then i never wanna leave my house, lmao
FYI Thanksgiving hated these kids because if they had not sneaked in in the first place then the crowd would have not been enranged. Please rewatch your video before releasing it
I love the multiple suggestions to cannibalize the dead bodies. Have a dead body? First thought: "how do I make it into food?"
lesson learned. online shopping on black friday is better.