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During an interview with Vlad and Aries, things took a lighthearted left turn as the two began discussing their bathroom habits. A lively debate ensued over the "proper" sequence and stance for men's toilet encounters. Vlad candidly admitted that when at home, he prefers to sit down while peeing, describing it as a peaceful moment for phone browsing and possible spontaneous bowel movements. In contrast, Aries humorously critiqued Vlad's routine, asserting that the body doesn't work that way and that the bathroom act should follow a certain sequence. - บันเทิง
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@vladtv Vlad... I, for one, fully appreciate your contributions to the shit-science community.
@@joojoobaw lolllll
@@vladtvit’s one of the funny ones. The Glock dookie story is ALL TIME GREAT
You need to do a whole tv show with just you and Aries. The chemistry is better than ANY other guest you have. The back and forth is just legendary. You guys pick up on each other bs and run with it so damn well man you’d think you guys worked it out before you started rolling the camera. You also seem to really genuinely just chill and enjoy yourself when you guys sit down. It’s not an interview it’s a conversation between you guys and that’s when as a fan (obviously I can’t do what you do and don’t have a platform) I feel you’re the best at what you do despite the haters. This shit is gold keep it up Vlad!
😂😂😂 I lost it when he said with your arms on top of the toilet
I started cracking up.
😂😂😂
That is so funny because I knew that i've seen it somewhere then boom it hit me, Butters from South Park said that how he reads his comic books while using it 😂😂🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣😂
Dead ass 😂😂😂
This was the funniest conversation I ever heard on Vlad tv 😂
I definitely agree 😂😂
Top 3 for sure, laughed almost the whole video.
lol facts
The convo started with Timbs in the shower...nuff said 😂
Smh yea vlad should have kept that to himself lol 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
"Nah yo ya body don't even work that way" 😂😂 "Thats how I know your rhythm is off" 😂😂
That' shit was fucking 🤣
The funniest ever 😂😅
"You should take a sh*t with your chest facing the toilet" LMAAAAOOOOOOOOO BRH!!!!
Didn't see that one coming
Vlad: "You don't pee sitting down?"
Aries: "Excuse me?"
LMFAOOOOOOO PAUSE VLAD. PAUSE.
The fuck you pausing??
@@87Michael He's saying pause because only women sit down to pee.
I’m saying pause because Vlad shouldn’t be asking Aries about that 😂😂😂
hahaha
I always knew Vlad was GAY lowkey
Vlad hold this L.. I would’ve kept that to myself. 😂😂😂
No this is the real things we need to talk about .😂😂😂😂😂
@@therogueheeroU a weirdo Too obviously
@@troyall9506 Of course if your listening to vlad-tv your clearly a weirdo.
Facts
@@therogueheero Exactly, Vlad’s just giving the people what they want. The public needs this information.
These two need their own sit-com.
I cried laughing this. These conversations are too damn funny. I’m ready for Spears to make a comeback.
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Don’t hold your breath.
I'm not arguing with any man that runs to the restroom just to sit on the toilet and pee😂😂😂😂
So you just gone make an entirely different scenario? I’m not arguing with a man, end of story. I can easily say that’s suspect.
This may be the most moist ish Vlad ever said. 😂 Extremely flagrant!
The look on Aries face at the end when Vlad said taking a piss is his “escape time” 😂
i dont think theres a duo like vlad and aries on the internet. they just made me watch a 5 minute video about shitting and pissing and i laughed the entire time lmaoooo
"I take showers wit Timberlands on".😂😂😂
Knowing you ONLY have to pee and STILL sitting down is diabolical.
Facts. This is one of the most emasculating shit a man can do.
It is all that’s wrong with the world 😔
Yea that's crazy frfr
Why, you don't have to worry about aiming, no mess, you can look at Vlad videos on the toilet like I am right now, you empty your bladder more completely..it's better in every way...unless your in a hurry then just stand an get er done
@jamesbuttery3862 yea bro I piss and get it over with. It's very feminine to sit and piss just to do it.
This was the most important conversation ever 😂😂😂
Vlad’s laugh is absolutely historical 😂😂😂😂
Aries actually went soft on vlad for saying that bullshit😂😂
Pause
Aries Spears just isn't comfortable in his manhood, why the hell does it matter how you piss... He needs to grow the hell up, no one gives a fuck how you piss unless you are immature as hell which this dude is as we all see
sus
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This new generation got 🌈 on their minds 24/7 smh
Emmy nom. Aries killed it, Vlad laid it up for him and Aries dunked the f out this episode. The facial expressions, the reactions, Aries with the legendary performance in a 4:47 video. Aries needs to be back in sketch comedy man.
Tell me you’re low education fart and dick jokes without telling me your low brow meat head tough guy attitude shit. Omg, how small your dick is without telling me man. WOW, the emotional midgets in here ! My living girlfriend made a deal with me because she’s intelligent and she understands that standing up splashes the piss outside of the bowl. You guys need to educate yourself, and you need to watch some videos explaining and literally showing the splash effect from the distance of standing up. but we’re also both masters degree and well traveled life experienced people, but the deal was if I sit down to pee she said she will clean the bathrooms. So I’m getting a benefit and I am making a compromise for both peoples hygiene, you’re just low frequency disgusting people . 🙈🤣🤣
2:42 the way Aries looked to the side took me tf out LOL
He’s factually wrong though. The piss does not come AFTER the shit except on rare occasions. It’s usually before the shit, or during the shit.
Source: science
OMG@@joojoobaw YOURE A MALE! And you’re still wrong:SCIENCE! It’s a biological chronological reflex! The loss comes after ALMPST ALWAYS 99-%of the time on purpose to clean out urethra after the shit in case any poop accidentally got in the urethra during the shit! You do not know your science and in factually just lied and have bad research!! Think about this logically! Piss after to make sure urethra is clean in case poop got in during shit!!
Please explain with an example logically why piss would come BEFORE the shit!?! Use logic and actual biometrics to explain your supposed science answer! This is going to be great, can’t wait to hear what this fucking moron says and he’s as some example of scientific explanation!!! 🙈🤣🤣
bro when he kept adjusting his hat to talking about peeing and pooing. "you don't even pee and poo in the wrong sequence" lol
This conversation was HILARIOUS 🤣 💀
This conversation was comedy gold
Spears had me crying laughing on this one
Vlad: Adam22 said the same thing!
Aries: Adam22 likes to watch his wife get effed by bbcs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This has been the most hilarious vlad interview ever.
💥 Why Do Modern Men Want WOMEN To KNOW They Are WEAK (Then Complain About The Lack of Respect) 💥
I have never sat down to pee in my life, unless I was doing number 2. But, Vlad is different. You just never know what he's going to say. 😂😂😂
98 percent of us never did that.. the other 2 percent is 🌈
try it bro, in my view you get more out of your bladder
Yep you right
Bro you defo sat to pee... until atleast 5 years old lol
@JC-xb4kh There's always that one genius who decides he going to include potty train years.
When vlad find something funny and began to uncontrollably laugh I gotta join him 😂
Real shi his laugh is contagious 😂😂
😂 It’s so phlegmmy it actually MIGHT be contagious
He's annoying
@@joojoobaw😂😂
😭😭😭
At home I sit down 100% of the pee goes into the toilet, no splash no back rim, all in the toilet
WTF SMH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep. I don’t want pee all over my floor. ✊🏾
No man should ever sit on the toilet to pee, work on you aim
When did men start peeing sitting down? Seriously...this is a conversation I have never had nor heard anyone have.
Tell me more about how you wipe your Boochie Boy Coochie
Sometimes I sit and piss when it’s too quiet in the house , so the water don’t make too much noise😂😂😂😂
Aim for the area where no water is my man.
Up your aim game.
This whole convo is GOLD 😂
Aries look like the type to poop standing up
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This is the best conversation ever!🤣😂🤣😂
I’m with vlad I sit 60 maybe 70 percent of the time to pee when I’m at home. I have a “stream”problem where it split’s off into two or three direction’s when I pee so now I just sit to prevent the cleanup. And the answer is yes i absolutely feel like less of a man but o well my bathroom is clean!!
I'm Team Vladd all the way. Why clean up splash damage if you don't have to.
At least you acknowledge you feel like less of a man, and you happen to have a problem. Just doing it to do it is crazy.
You might have a stricture issue if your stream is splitting. It's scar tissue that builds up in your urethra.
I just had surgery for it back in November.
I had the same issue all it is is that ur sleeping on ur penis too long and it become restricted
Uncircumcised woes
This conversation about shiting is hilarious😂😂😂😂
Ralph kramden and Ed Norton😂😂😂
I feel emptier when I sit down. And I agree with the spontaneous dookie part. What am I doing with my life.
You’re livin like a king, that’s what you’re doing
@@joojoobaw Lol thanks
Only muslims and women pee sitting down
You know your lane!!!!!!! BETA!!!!!!!
Nothing beta about sitting down to pee. Sagging and showing your butt crack is beta.
If I've been to work 12 hours on my feet I'm sitting down for a fkn piss .
This reminds me of that Curb your Enthusiasm episode about the same topic.😂😂
Boosie and Aries are comedy gold lol
Aries facial expression at 2:42 and 4:31 is like what in the F*CK are we talking about right now?! 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine if he asked Boosie that question.😀
Aries also doesnt take the Yankee fitted off in the shower 😅
Aries is the best guest now hands down hahahaha I’m in fucking tears over here
I’m with Vlad on this one. Yup. I had health is sues and as a result at home, it’s a sit down operation.
Great topic. My mom had my dad, my brother, and I sit down to pee since we were little cause she was tired of seeing pee around the toilet seat.
And every male in your household got emasculated by a woman because she had to clean. That's wild bro
@@DefyANT__1 my dikk long bruh, it spatters all around the toilet too
And yall did it?! Your mom was definitely the alpha? She had a house full of men sitting to pee and yall did it. 😂😂😂
@@russellstevens9927 nobody was tryna hear yelling everyday. We did what was best to keep the best. Lol
@@russellstevens9927 u obey momma bruh tf
Now that I think about it, it actually makes more sense to sit down when you piss simply so you wont get the toilet dirty. When you are standing up, you are aiming, and aiming your piss to a toilet doesn't really make sense when you think about it. If I had the money, I would have a urinal built in my house.
This is one example of how they make u kinda nggas a lil more gay each yr. Lil by lil
Thats apart of being a man homie.. sitting down on the toilet just to pee is for females bruh.. y’all weird
Lol might as well wipe the cooch afterwards
Next show this man have IM GOING!!!!!!He is just utterly hilarious I CANNOT!!!!!!😂 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 this probably the funniest video on VLAD TV
This conversation just made my day😂😂
Can u imagine the reaction if Vlad woulda asked tray dee, bg knocc out and crunchy black this question lol
they probably don’t got the sense of humor that aries got to laugh & joke about some shit like this
There's a rule to this, No man piss & then 💩.
I lost it after that......😂
Can we talk about the suss of owning a bidet that squirts water up your butt?
Some people don't wipe too good, so they need something like that.
When you get about halfway through, this is such a dude conversation and I’m here for it lmfaooo
When I come in the crib from a long ass day I’m sittin down on the toilet. Idc what comes out, piss, shit, whatever. I’m takin a seat.
From my point of view, why would a man make a mess in his own bathroom especially if he has to clean it up? Nastiest thing is a piss stained toilet 🚽
If you’re toilet is stained from pissing there’s a bigger issue at play than sitting or standing to urinate. I’m more concerned about a man’s cleanliness and hygiene at that point
Why not just sit on a chair though. All of you who absolutely have to go straight into the restroom as soon as you get home all the time aren’t utilizing your breaks right or have a weak bladder. Or y’all are just anxious to sit on the toilet
@@gqlovalovayeah facts I aint goin to sit on the toilet for no reason just to see if I'm gonna piss or shit lmao. When i feel I have to shit then I'll sit on the toilet and shit, If I gotta piss imma just walk in lift up the seat and piss I'm not wasting my time to sit down and stand up again after pissing to do something I can do standing up perfectly fine. 😂 unless I got some medical conditions of some sort like I can't walk or stand up or sum then I'll sit to piss but if I can stand perfectly fine I'm standing to piss lmao.
@@Helmuesi911what kind of issues you have with your aim?
Damn!!! I couldn’t stop laughing at this convo.
Aries kilt this😂😂
Craziest & funniest conversation on Vladtv lol😂💯
Aries spears is hands down does the best interviews on here
I said the same thing every time I see him on here.
Naw wait until Vlad tell boosie this 😂😂😂
I understand what vlad was talking about with the going to the bathroom routine but i also understand when Aries said if it's a combo but most definitely this is a hilarious interview most definitely 😂😂
I take showers with timberlands on!!!! My line for 2024😂😂😂
Yooooo!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the content we need
When he said your body built different I died of laughing
“That’s how I know your rhythm is off. You don’t even piss and s💩t in the right sequence.” ☠️
What a hilarious conversation 😂
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Aries said "Scuse Me!!" 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂I love when Ares says, "scuse me???!!"
Hell naw Vlad. "Come on dog" in my Bossie voice. I never in my life sat down to piss only. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I sit down and piss half the time because my pee stream shoots on the rim or on the floor sometimes lol. But I've sh!tted standing up before so that makes up for it😆
😂
I can relate. When I pee standing up the piss sometimes splits into 3 streams, lol. And other times the full stream just goes the opposite position where I aimed.
This is a conversation i never needed to hear and a visual i didn't need as well.😩
😂😂😂😂😂 The Best One yet right here!!
Aries is HILARIOUS ❤😂😂😂
How would you look at a man sitting to pee?
As a man that sit down pissing is crazy 😂😂😂
Exactly, it never even cross my mind, I'm not surprised Vlad would do that shit.
Its easier to sit pissing in the middle of the night then standing trying no to miss the bowl😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣this the funniest moment in interviews 😂😂 whole sequence off lol
Lmao the title alone is hilarious 😂😂😂
This interview is going to go viral like a mf
I've never heard of a man saying he intentionally pees sitting down outside of being ordered to do so by his cell mate that's bussin his back out 🤣
The way he looks at whoever else is in the room. 😂😂😂
I bet the back of that throwback pic of Vlad says:
“Photo credits -TK Kirkland” 😂
Without having watched the video, peeing sitting down is healthier for bladder health. When you pee sitting down as a man, it helps you to empty your bladder more thoroughly than if you were standing up
Oh, so that's why people are doing it? For health concerns. Since when do men put their health over being an alpha? 😂😂😂
@@russellstevens9927 You are not an "alpha" if you think the position you are in when you drain your bladder is an indication of being an "alpha."
Lmfaoo this man Aries is pure comedy
this how we cranking new year out😅. happy new years
This was funny from the title. Shit with your arms on the tolit bowl, priceless
Adam 22 can never win aa argument with another man for the rest of his life because of the incident with he and his wife
Aries spears fun y as hell let him come back to the show he keep me laughing 😂😂
Best combo on here!😅
dis the best interview lmao
I never did this.Not even as a kid😂
Nah, fam, i pee sitting down in the middle of the night. Spray patterns are all over the place if you don't
100% truth.
I need to know when Aries Spears is going to have another show in LA. I'm definitely buying tickets 🤣🤣🤣
lol I’m ctfu before the video even begins 😂
The piss bone is connected to the sh*t bone.
Vlads right on this one lol, Aries is hilarious
The image of reverse cow girl pissing is wild 😂😂😂 pause!!!
Asking a man if he pees sitting down is freaky. Vlad zesty as hell
The funny thing about this conversation is that guys can say they pee standing up
all day and night, but we will never know whether it's true or not.
I think it's very suss for them to even be THIS passionate about the conversation to
begin with. It's like insisting you're not gay but yet you won't stop talking about it. 😆
BTW, I take a dump standing up. If horses can do it then why not? 😉😂🤣
I also sh*t while standing up and then wipe my ass on the wall
because on sissies use toilet paper. 🤣
@@fbfb64 I usually use the corner of the wall so I can thoroughly get into the asscrack and get in there and wipe it properly on the wall. Can walk around with mud still hanging off your butthairs.
Vlad laugh is so funny to me. Every time he laughs I laugh, I can’t help it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the funniest clip ever
How long do you piss without having to take a shit, that warrants you sitting down? Who thinks, “I gotta piss I’m gonna sit down.” Women 😂😂
This conversation 😂😂💀
Can we please make Aries face at the end a meme😂
Aries Spears is the FCKIN GOAT of VladTV. Straight Up.
He should ask BOOSIE this 😂
Aries is so funny 😂
When you take a shyt you pee sitting down lmaoo
“ sometimes with no shit, you sitting piss on yo phone “ 😂😂 bro this shit was funny
I don't care if you pee sitting down or standing up. But this conversation was hilarious. 😂
Also, you can't pee sitting down when you are out because everyone has peed on the seat.
yeah you care, or you wouldnt have brought it up
You definitely sit to pee. Weirdo.
Yea it’s so you don’t mess up your own toilet. Lady will thank you for sitting down
@@amidbse exactly, idk how its hard to understand. i was raised by all females and always got yelled wenever i pissed standing up and always had to clean it up, so i just always did it sitting down. they taught me to wrap the public toilets in restrooms too. i saw my idiot friends that said ''ur not man enough if u pee sitting down'' rawdogg the toilet wen they shit and then they stink of piss
@@sumgi1537 you're a princess if you sit down while you pee
I cant lie, SOMETIMES i sit down to pee at home. But in the public, i 100% stand up lol
That’s weird
@@JohnKing-jz9zb probably so
Delete this bruh .and never tell anyone you sit to piss
@@moehendrxx7964 bruh.............WHY!
@@YoungBlaze you sit on the toilet to take a dookie and pee bro its no different unless you dookie standing up lol