@@slarkelrijit3398 nice try bro, you almost had me, but you forgot to type it all in caps, throw in a bunch of numbers, and take out all the commas and stops REPENT SINNERS FOR THE DAY OF LORD HAS COMETH EZEEKEEL13:37 FOR THOSE THAT SIMP SHALL BRING ABOUT THE GREAT RECKONING OF THE LORD AND WHEN CHRIST THE MESSIAH COMETH ALL SIMPS SHALL BE CAST INTO THE FIERY PIT OF ETERNAL DAMNATION FOREVER AND EVER SAYS THE LORD LEVITICUS CORNWALL 66:69 AND I CAST THEE INTO THE FIERY PIT OF BOILING EXCREMENT BECAUSE I LOVE THEE AND HAVE COMPASSION AND MERCY
Step one: Get your friend who's really into math rock really fuckin high. Step two: play this for him. Step three: watch him burst into tears as he declares this a masterpiece.
wake up WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH PUT A LIL WAKE UP PUT A LITTLE HIDE THE SCARS AND hide the scars fade away the SHAKE-UP WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KE- TABLE EYS UP ON THE TAB HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTH- WANTED TO you wan GRAB A BRUSH PUT A WANTED TO I don't think you think you tru- in my my righteous self-righte- sui- I die sss I cry cr- angels des- you -erve DI-DIII-to-IIIIIIIIIIE!!
Alert! Music theory breakdown! big paragraph incoming: When it comes to writing lyrics, something that you have to keep in mind is that all words have a syllable (usually the first one) that sounds stronger than the others (at least when spoken in a natural sounding cadence). For example, the “on” in only. Because of this, almost all singers try to sing these syllables on the downbeats, which are the strongest beats in the song. Downbeats are referred to as the 1, 2, 3, and 4. The one is the most important because it is the beginning of a measure. Anything played or sung that isn’t on the downbeats is called an offbeat. Since this edit swaps the 1 and 3, Serj is singing notes that should be offbeats on downbeats and downbeats where offbeats should be.
Hold on, downbeats and upbeats are relative to the perspective of the song. If you're counting at half the speed, all beats are downbeats, if you're counting faster, 1 and 3 are down and 2 and 4 are up, hence why we SHOULD clap on 2 and 4. Your explanation got me confused on what interpretation you're going for, since you refered to all 4 beats and downbeats, i assumed half tempo, then you said 3 is an upbeat (offbeat). Going with your conclusion tho, i think you're not right, because the change is on a fast tempo. And i also think the video is misleading, because it sounds as if the upbeats (2 and 4) are swapped. You can hear it on the kick snare pattern, which should be reversed on the slow parts (the ones that half the tempo).
This is just the new generation of prog metal. You guys just aren't smart enough to understand it. You probably still listen to _stifled laughter_ Dream Theater.
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250k people have viewed this and that makes me disappointed in you all, smh my head
Yes I also shake my head my head
@@coconuts5687 smh my head my head
@@Julian_H smh my head my head my head
@@spaceshuttle8332 smh my head my head my head my head
@@muzahidshowrov3038 smh my head my head my head my head my head
Seems like the beats have tabled their turns
*Yos*
Ahhh yess
TABLE
Their turns upon thy table
You know it's a good comment when Jesus pulls up to agree lol
0:45 That whisper before WAKE UP actually sounded very cool.
It did though
Damn it kinda does lol
1:00 “I don’t - trust. Think you.”
Yeah
“ I don’t trust. Thank you.”
*WHY'D YOU NEED THIS... TABLE?* Dammit self-righteous sue
hey
*wake up* WAKE UP
Sue...lewis
WANTED TO!
I am the table
Teacher: Don't worry, the test isn't confusing
The test:
Your not wrong
Also, first after two years
Lol
Niko oneshot?
Chop suey but they had a stroke
@@slarkelrijit3398 no bro 💀💀
@@slarkelrijit3398 nice try bro, you almost had me, but you forgot to type it all in caps, throw in a bunch of numbers, and take out all the commas and stops
REPENT SINNERS FOR THE DAY OF LORD HAS COMETH EZEEKEEL13:37 FOR THOSE THAT SIMP SHALL BRING ABOUT THE GREAT RECKONING OF THE LORD AND WHEN CHRIST THE MESSIAH COMETH ALL SIMPS SHALL BE CAST INTO THE FIERY PIT OF ETERNAL DAMNATION FOREVER AND EVER SAYS THE LORD
LEVITICUS CORNWALL 66:69
AND I CAST THEE INTO THE FIERY PIT OF BOILING EXCREMENT BECAUSE I LOVE THEE AND HAVE COMPASSION AND MERCY
System of a stroke
Fuck I think I had a stroke
How to torture the metal fan with OCD
I'm not kidding this is what anxiety sounds like
for real.
Yeah no I can definitely confirm.
@The Outsider thanks!
This is what I feel every day of my life
Yes it is
@@jdogseyebrows just yes to that user
This is the version of the song you remember when it's been 10 years.
🤣🤣🤣
bold to assume I still won't be listening to this after 10 years
I'm the 1000th like
Who tf stopped listening to soad?
N E V E R
This is the musical equivalent of trying to walk up an icy slippery slope.
* Wesley Snipes hands you your skates and gives a disappointed frown *
@@Wavemaninawe I clicked the original comment to make a similar reply and I am SO happy someone beat me to it lmao
What a weird and memorable line
😭
Down of a System
syndrome of a down
C'mon, c'mon it is a Down of a System!
@@eduardoherrera2368 AH WA AH AH!. UGH UGH!
@Kiyan The CLS Down a of System
Down Syndrome System
#SORRYNOTSORRY
2:28 father into your hand I come
,🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣
💀
All jokes aside the beginning is kinda fire besides the fact that it sounds like a 5 year old on a music app trying out different keys
hey
That's avant garde for you
sounds like math rock
music app?
@@ghostyFPV hey
Sounds like when my System of a Down CD got scratched. Ahh the 00’s were great.
We had CD's in the 1980s you know
@@pyrotechnick420 But did you have SOAD CDs back in the 1980's?
@@alexandrbatora9674 No Juan Did
@@pyrotechnick420 Never heard of Any Juan.
@@matrixphijr thank you lol
Ok, this song turned out to be a good competitor to Megalovania in terms of indestructibility
I'm from the future and you are wrong
I'm from the even further future and he is definitely wrong@@thecop8295
real
0:53 that guitar riff is badass!
I was looking for this comment.....I thought it was the only part of the song that sounded organised! Lol
Damn you right
Table still shines on
Nice profile pic
I AM THE TABLE
@@CarlJohnson234A MAN OPENS UP HIS DOOR AND GETS SHOT AND YOU THINK THAT OF ME?!? NO I AM THE ONE WHO TABLES!! - a table probably
Step one: Get your friend who's really into math rock really fuckin high.
Step two: play this for him.
Step three: watch him burst into tears as he declares this a masterpiece.
That is exactly what I'm doing right now as a very very stoned SOAD fan
As a mathcore and math rock fan I can confirm this is what those genres sound like and I do love it, stoned or not
*methrock
Instructions unclear, got high
Looks like you have some experience lol
1:02 stickage
Yes ❤
STICKAGE
tOp sWEUsy - Cistern Of Drowning
wake up
WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH PUT A LIL WAKE UP
PUT A LITTLE HIDE THE SCARS AND
hide the scars fade away the SHAKE-UP
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KE- TABLE
EYS UP ON THE TAB
HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTH- WANTED TO
you wan
GRAB A BRUSH PUT A WANTED TO
I don't think you think you tru- in my my righteous self-righte- sui- I die sss I cry cr- angels des- you -erve DI-DIII-to-IIIIIIIIIIE!!
Did you actually listen to the lyrics and transcribe them?! You are phenomenal!
Chop Suey but it lags in a tf2 server
Nice tf2 player
True 😂😂😂
System of a Yoda
This is stress inducing
I love it
hey
0:55 painful
2:47 "Make a simp in me"
Nooo X'D
LOOOOOL sounds like it said it xD
Make herself a penguin
As a musician, being unable to feel the rhythm in this is astounding
As a musician, I am no longer a musician.
this song makes perfect sense to me as I have no rhythm
As a musician , musician as a. The rhythm is still there
@@OmegaBassArg indeed lmao rhythm and tempo are still there
More like: “Opch Eysu.”
Since beats 1 and 3 are swapped it should be Suop Chey
Supposing each word is a measure: Ohcp Eusy
chop suey but Serj forgot to rehearse the lyrics before coming
This is what plays in my head every time i unintentionally slam my feet on an edge.
this is so specific but so true
Me: hey mom can we SOAD
Mom: no we have SOAD at home
SOAD at home:
AOSD at home:
This is SOAP
this is soda
*ToaD*
This is like an AI recreating chop suey with each of its individual beats just thrown in a library
the first part actually sounds decent
1:51
I die, close this angel! My worm dadaa, wooh daa, eee eee iii, eee eee iii, en righteous-selfra.
I feel drunk
I wish i were lul
poor Serj. He must be exhausted by alternating the screaming and low notes
"Sorry guys, my cd has a small scratch on it"
0:39 that new riff sounds pretty cool
this should have more views, this is gold
This should have more veiws and likes, i hate the fact this is so good that it has 1.1k veiws at the point im watching but only like 55 likes.
This sound like something Soad would do TBH
mum: we have chop suey at home
chop suey at home:
serj looks like be just told you a joke and he’s waiting for your response
Pov: you're listening to me playing this on my guitar
This version feels like a mental breakdown
from 2:04 to 2:09 was almost transcendently cool
that's some skrillex sample shit
thats exactly what i was thinking lmao. scary monsters and nice sprites type beat@@ihatehandles
S E L F R I G H T E O U S S T E W I C I D E
The drum is good at 0:50
I felt like Serj was staring into my soul during the whole video😂😂Loved it btw🤣🤣
Suop Chey - A of System Down
😂😂😂
Alternative title:
Chop suey but anxiety
I want some obscure prog metal band to cover this live
When you drive through gravel and there's no anti-skip on your CD player.
1:01 when i’m in an argument and the other person makes a valid point
I actually really like how the chaos always resolves no matter how out of whack it seems to be... Basically at every moment.
the "wake up" part surprised me even though I heard this song thousands of time. 😂
I managed to hold my laughter in, but then I lost my shit around 1:10
This is painfully hilarious
He says the n word at 2:35 :O
Nora or he is just speaking German but he is Armenian
no
gottem
Yes
This must be the work of an enemy stand!
“Why hands you can make her see your in y-
Eyes can make her see your in y-
Thoughts can make her see your in y-
Heart can make her simp in me, oh”
Okay I actually really like this tbh, i would love a song to be intentionally written like this
Alert! Music theory breakdown! big paragraph incoming:
When it comes to writing lyrics, something that you have to keep in mind is that all words have a syllable (usually the first one) that sounds stronger than the others (at least when spoken in a natural sounding cadence). For example, the “on” in only. Because of this, almost all singers try to sing these syllables on the downbeats, which are the strongest beats in the song. Downbeats are referred to as the 1, 2, 3, and 4. The one is the most important because it is the beginning of a measure. Anything played or sung that isn’t on the downbeats is called an offbeat. Since this edit swaps the 1 and 3, Serj is singing notes that should be offbeats on downbeats and downbeats where offbeats should be.
Oh, I see. Interesting...
I didn't understand you, but you deserve a like!
Hold on, downbeats and upbeats are relative to the perspective of the song. If you're counting at half the speed, all beats are downbeats, if you're counting faster, 1 and 3 are down and 2 and 4 are up, hence why we SHOULD clap on 2 and 4. Your explanation got me confused on what interpretation you're going for, since you refered to all 4 beats and downbeats, i assumed half tempo, then you said 3 is an upbeat (offbeat).
Going with your conclusion tho, i think you're not right, because the change is on a fast tempo. And i also think the video is misleading, because it sounds as if the upbeats (2 and 4) are swapped. You can hear it on the kick snare pattern, which should be reversed on the slow parts (the ones that half the tempo).
Chopped Suey.
When he said:
0:52
*I feel that*
I cannot express how happy I am that the first TABLE survived uncorrupted.
I played this at my grandmothers funeral and summoned a demon
Sop chuey
I’m now in a bad mood
Medusa White whyyyyy?
Why?
2:22 WTF?
It's almost sounds the same. Impressive.
You can see the pain in his eyes
0:32 To 0:45 Is Kinda Heat.
Put it on 2x
It becomes to a complete mess
Something JasonParadise would be pissed to play.
Nice! Sounds proggier and...Slower(?) than the original. Also, everything from 1:56-2:00 genuinely sounded really cool imo.
When your CD skips.
1:24 damn that went around
It’s the little moments of dead air during the verses that really get me.
I’ve never been more anxiety ridden in my life.
Mom can we get chop suey at home?
We have chop suey at home.
Chop suey at home:
Gonna re-arrange this in a doable way and cover it with one of my bands.
This is is so razor-close to being a genuinely really good rendition of chop suey it's blowing my mind
Sounds like being at a SOAD concert in your dreams
This is just the new generation of prog metal. You guys just aren't smart enough to understand it. You probably still listen to _stifled laughter_ Dream Theater.
This isn't System Of A Down, this is Syndrome Of A Down
😮😮😮😅🥺
Underrated
Technically I think it's A Of System Down
2:11 it sounds like he says "one, two, three" then the band comes back in heavy
1:56 is the best part of the whole song
The verses are genuinely just what modern mathcore sounds like
Even better 😊
I love how Dolmayan's part is basically unchanged for the entire beginning portion
2:34 w h y HANDS you fir make are see gArr IIIN Y- yaerrrsshhh DAM
When you are trying to think but your anxiety and intrusive thoughts kick in
This still has a good flow to it not gonna lie 😌 The whole thing almost sounds like a whole new SOAD song towards the end too. I love it!
Okay but can we just have the instrumental version with the beats swapped? Cause this is good but the voice gives away why it sounds the way it does
This is the best shit when you are high EVER
I loved it. I need a band that sounds like this.
Check out dragon and flamethrower by king gizzard for a much more thrashy version of some similar weird rhythms
This is inSOADity.
That one friend with shit wifi on a call in discord 💀
When your DVD keeps skipping:
I think this is how songs sound in dreams while we think they're totally normal in the moment.
"WHYD YOU LEAVE THE-"
awkward silence
"TABLE"
the beginning sounds like it could be a doom song
This version is...weirdly coherent...
Ah, that's how Korn were founded
Nah, the timeline goes that Korn did this first and SOAD formed to put it in the right order.