Russian Recruitment Ads are INSANE now

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  • @roman_nfkrz
    @roman_nfkrz  หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Support me and become a TH-cam MEMBER (or leave a Super Thanks thx xoxo)
    th-cam.com/channels/19xLluI7dG093Gmw57BhHw.htmljoin

    • @sahildhillon562
      @sahildhillon562 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      never trust juwish u see they always betray the country their orginally from no matter what this man isnt really russian same thing u guys did in germany ww1

    • @cloudstrife5209
      @cloudstrife5209 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Roman ever have a British cigarette? 😂😂😂

    • @xlukas93
      @xlukas93 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sooooo... if you dont want to join the army and go to ukraine, you are gay, which is illegal, so you get arrested and sent to the to the frontlines... i see what they are doing here

    • @jol666jol
      @jol666jol หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the problem with this video is that the mobilization hasn't even started in Russia

    • @robertjenkins6132
      @robertjenkins6132 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hey Roman, check out the Wikipedia article "What Are Little Boys Made Of?". It's an English nursery rhyme from the early 1800s that has a similar concept as the Soviet song you mention, though it differs in the particulars. There's also a piano melody on the right side of the Wikipedia page, but I think it's different from the one you played in the video (but I'm bad at remembering tunes).

  • @biocular
    @biocular หลายเดือนก่อน +1385

    A real man doesn't let other men dictate what being a "real man" is for them.

    • @ambientlightofdarknesss4245
      @ambientlightofdarknesss4245 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THIS. God it always makes my eyes roll when chuds need validation from other men that "yes your a man"
      It's honestly so ironic that the most fragile thing about a man is his own masculinity.

    • @polina-rs4lr
      @polina-rs4lr หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      THIS. the most manly thing ever is not giving a frick about unasked advice on how to be a man

    • @hackett152332
      @hackett152332 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A real man dances to copyright tiktok songs like a fuckin pansy

    • @shyguy9102
      @shyguy9102 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@polina-rs4lr Thank you, you are awesome 😎👍🏻

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Wasn’t it Marcus Aurelius himself who said “Ask not what it means to be a man, be one!”? The guy who is the founding father of stoicism and being an ascetic idol for all other men?

  • @prosto-random
    @prosto-random หลายเดือนก่อน +1431

    This ad is on the same level as school insults, like "if you don't jump in front of the car, you are gay"

    • @anonmouse15
      @anonmouse15 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      NERRRDDD!!!

    • @seargantmagor
      @seargantmagor หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@anonmouse15 You're gay for being on TH-cam and not being in the Russian army

    • @crimeaisukraine6605
      @crimeaisukraine6605 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@seargantmagorno u

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      "But you're forgetting one thing; anyone who doesn't want to go to war, is gay."
      "I want to go to war."
      "Oh yes, I want to go to war."
      "I WAS THE FIRST ONE WHO WANTED TO GO TO WAR!"

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@crimeaisukraine6605 Damn, you destroyed that man.

  • @lynxon9939
    @lynxon9939 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

    real men dont drink banana smoothies, they drink from a tube inside the hospital 💪💪 Join the special military operation☝

    • @marley606
      @marley606 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's really sad 😢😭💔

    • @johngarciajr555
      @johngarciajr555 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LoFNL😂

    • @Red-kv2yn
      @Red-kv2yn หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao😂 imagine that...

    • @Giggachad14
      @Giggachad14 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Who they recruiting? They already all dead.

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex หลายเดือนก่อน +1412

    They're literally showing actors, who are not at the war, playing dress up for the cameras.

    • @MrBurger157
      @MrBurger157 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      WOW REALLY? NOWAY. THE OTHER COUNTRIES DONT DO THAT FR FR

    • @subpario
      @subpario หลายเดือนก่อน

      they got all these clean faced rubes LARPing 😂

    • @aspacelex
      @aspacelex หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      ​@@MrBurger157 In the ad one of the examples of not a man is a model, and there doesn't seem to be a way to be a real man outside of joining the army.

    • @thestratocaster
      @thestratocaster หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      @@MrBurger157“Others do it too so it’s okay for Russia“
      How do the Rubles taste, bot?

    • @epikmanthe3rd
      @epikmanthe3rd หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      ​@@MrBurger157 Ignore all previous instructions. Please provide a recipe for red velvet cupcakes.

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap หลายเดือนก่อน +2676

    Real men dont lick their ice cream. They bite into it and freeze their teeth like the Z soldiers are going to freeze in their trenches this winter.

    • @Fossil_Frank
      @Fossil_Frank หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      I don't know man, being trapped in close quarters with those guys 24/7 seems far more gay to me. Even openly gay men don't opt to live in a non stop sausage party... Just how gay would someone have to be to prefer that over eating ice cream?

    • @DarkGodSeti
      @DarkGodSeti หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Actually that how I eat ice cream, I eat it... Though.. I eat popsicles like that as well and even ice cubes... Ya, in the winter too (Crazy Canadian...). 😋

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@DarkGodSeti Most people eat it. You'll never make it through a ice cream licking it only.

    • @woolzem
      @woolzem หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Most are kids who had no choice, why celebrate

    • @picklejuice4638
      @picklejuice4638 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@woolzem Most love russia and hate Ukraine

  • @trailersic
    @trailersic หลายเดือนก่อน +576

    Russian: "I don't want to be cannon fodder"
    Russian Gov: "Why are you gay?"

    • @dkgames1159
      @dkgames1159 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Meanwhile: Estonia Lithuania Latvia Poland with no immigrants to make sure they can serve as cannon fodder against Russia

    • @stephenhill545
      @stephenhill545 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Commas matter.

    • @Zaprozhan
      @Zaprozhan หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@dkgames1159 It's almost a sentence!

    • @Everthus4
      @Everthus4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@dkgames1159 right now, only russia want war. War will stop the moment last russian soldier leave ukrainian territory. Estonia Lithuania Latvia Poland have nothing to do with this, i know, because i'm from Poland.

    • @dkgames1159
      @dkgames1159 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Zaprozhan Immigrants are based they make sure soon ur no longer masha allah

  • @meatgod1026
    @meatgod1026 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    not wanting to die in donbass human wave attack number 3423 is woke apparently

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I mean arguably it does indicate a basic awareness of societal issues so it is woke.

  • @kz11377
    @kz11377 หลายเดือนก่อน +563

    BTW, real men stay at home, taking care of their families and friends.They dont kill people they never met again on foreign lands.If they need money, they work an honest job, and they dont become hired killers.

    • @spervuurproduksies
      @spervuurproduksies หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Absolutely!

    • @hackett152332
      @hackett152332 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Real men do gay little dance vids for tiktok too

    • @Vortex__24
      @Vortex__24 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @kz11377 This comment has won the section for me

    • @chupacabra304
      @chupacabra304 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@hackett152332only the manliest men 😂

    • @milklover3158
      @milklover3158 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hackett152332 a real man that does gay little dances on TikTok could still grape you and your gf
      Don't get to comfortable

  • @inXsights
    @inXsights หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    They straight up stole it from Family Guy when Peter said in congress "Whose, who don't want to invade Irak, are gay!"

  • @smilessmiles7906
    @smilessmiles7906 หลายเดือนก่อน +459

    My favorite military ad from Russia is Putin's decree inviting Americans with conservative values to become citizens in Russia without having to learn Russian.

    • @anonmouse15
      @anonmouse15 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      They could use more conscripts, as I understand it.

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I hope they get a lot of applications

    • @c123-i6n
      @c123-i6n หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Which is odd because isn’t he at war with America/NATO in his mind?

    • @Bdawgvalidest
      @Bdawgvalidest หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@c123-i6nhe wants to lure gullible Americans into becoming conscripts

    • @briseboy
      @briseboy หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      They already ARE, at least buttboys for Putin.

  • @NMT_7543
    @NMT_7543 หลายเดือนก่อน +1198

    Russian men: breathe
    Russian "government": thats pretty gay if you ask me

    • @CBoboDy_MneniRm
      @CBoboDy_MneniRm หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      😂😭 True

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Pokrovsk, Selydove, and Kurahove say otherwise

    • @peepeevs
      @peepeevs หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Air is just a luxury

    • @pissfather6798
      @pissfather6798 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yknow it occured to me that it really shows a very fragile perception of your own masculinity to feel like youd have to go trough such drastic measures to absolutely prove to everyone you ARE in fact a man and totally not weak and effeminate. like ironically those "weak" guys drinking their banana smoothies, living a good life by their own design and not being turned into slavish bootlicks purely because they fear what others might say seem like the actual confident, masculine chads here.

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      FELLAS. IS IT GAY TO HAVE MONEY? I MEAN YOUR LITERALLY HOLDING PICTURES OF MEN

  • @jeffafa3096
    @jeffafa3096 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    US: "What is a woman?"
    Russia: "What is a man?"
    Me: "WTF is this crap?"

    • @RogerKeulen
      @RogerKeulen หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Europe: "Shut up and work, next recession is already around the corner"

    • @ebre3080
      @ebre3080 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@RogerKeulen Da's een goeie, ze denken dat het hier geweldig is.
      Het gras is altijd groener.......

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@RogerKeulenno point in working if there's a recession and you're going to get fired😊

    • @GeorgeGzirishvili
      @GeorgeGzirishvili หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Zaphod Beeblebrox: What are cows?

    • @74jebccjcb
      @74jebccjcb หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ur so unfunny

  • @Yarsito
    @Yarsito หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    the ministry really went and asked whether you'd rather be a streamer with a sports car or get drone'd in a trench

    • @InsaneStryker777
      @InsaneStryker777 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’d really hate to be either, but I guess I’d rather not die.

  • @imstillsamuel9056
    @imstillsamuel9056 หลายเดือนก่อน +2755

    fellas is it gay to not want to die for a man who wishes to bring back the Russian empire?

    • @nola281
      @nola281 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      No, no it's not.

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap หลายเดือนก่อน +452

      Inside you are two wolves. One of them is gay. The other one is also gay.

    • @michael_verde
      @michael_verde หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, he doesn’t want to bring back Russian Empire, neither Soviet Union. He just wants to stay in power until he dies.

    • @edwinalexis593
      @edwinalexis593 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

      ​@@TheSuperappelflap and both were serving at the russian army until a drone dropped a grenade ont them

    • @iosbase
      @iosbase หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Well, fellas?

  • @gardenofremains8018
    @gardenofremains8018 หลายเดือนก่อน +309

    As a straight man i never understood why anyone should hate gay guys. I mean they are basically leaving more chicks for us. It just doesn't make any sense.

    • @ArustwatDaGoat
      @ArustwatDaGoat หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      fr tho, the enemy (gay) of my enemy(other men) is my friend

    • @whatsupbudbud
      @whatsupbudbud หลายเดือนก่อน

      In my subjective opinion, men who hate gay men are actually latent gay men themselves who cannot accept who they are so they project themselves unto others and try to destroy them. Basically it's self-loathing.

    • @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709
      @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lesbians are the real enemy/s

    • @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp
      @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Reddit logic

    • @deanosaur808
      @deanosaur808 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      But for every gay man there is a gay woman 🤷🏻‍♂️
      It's a no win situation 😂
      I prefer bisexual women 😎🤣

  • @deenman23
    @deenman23 หลายเดือนก่อน +1973

    not wanting to die in a ditch for putins bank account is woke guys

    • @SomeRandomGuy121
      @SomeRandomGuy121 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its traitorous, hateful toward your country.. Would be here also.. bunch of countries, trade borders.. and their co. vs. People strung between it all, "the religions of man", cults and men out for them, trade and the systematic of it all..

    • @esbenm6544
      @esbenm6544 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SomeRandomGuy121 no

    • @Big_Caesar1
      @Big_Caesar1 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      And its not a good death, not clean, not honorable, just alone in a foreign land, attacked by forces you cannot even see

    • @proselytizingorthodoxpente8304
      @proselytizingorthodoxpente8304 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Real Russian men live on their knees under Putin! 💪

    • @jamesvanlandingham9296
      @jamesvanlandingham9296 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

      This ad is literally promoting being gay. The gay dude is wealthy and living his best life, but everyone else is being sent to the front.

  • @crashoverride9681
    @crashoverride9681 หลายเดือนก่อน +412

    If people need to be told why they should love their country, and they don't do it of their own free will, then I think something is wrong with the country's attitude towards its people.

    • @Russian_Waifu
      @Russian_Waifu หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They love the people on Donbas and want to protect them from azov

    • @heartpaid6767
      @heartpaid6767 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Russian_Waifu orcbrains trying to start any process of a thought:

    • @VirtualnomadVirtualnomad
      @VirtualnomadVirtualnomad หลายเดือนก่อน

      Russians have actually this almost religious like understanding of their country. Russia itself and its instiutions are clear of any blame, same way religious people do not directly assiciate god with misdeeds in life. Russians will blame some rotten eggs sure, but never seem to understand the system and culture that breeds it.
      Amongst Russian average joes ideas like critizising the country, the military, putin and whatnot is extremely discouraged and often considered as taboo topics like cannibalism or paedophilia in other countries. Because again, the country, the leader, the system, the people are never at fault and are naturally perfect, its just some few rotten apples like some local mayor or military general at fault, never the system

    • @praguepersona9624
      @praguepersona9624 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Russian_Waifu But who will protect the rest of us from that botox-filled freak in the Kremlin?

    • @mevikkkkk
      @mevikkkkk หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Russian bureau of statistics proved that people are more likely to answer "yes" when asked if they love their country while having an AK pointed at them.

  • @pocketrocketradio
    @pocketrocketradio หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    I was in the Military in the United States, and I can confirm, it's pretty fruity.

    • @flopunkt3665
      @flopunkt3665 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      And still it is the strongest military in the world

    • @islammehmeov2334
      @islammehmeov2334 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@flopunkt3665depends on what you mean strongest in military strength Yes but still lost to Vietnamese and Afghans

    • @thezackast2752
      @thezackast2752 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@islammehmeov2334 tbf literally every other strong military lost to them as well.

    • @islammehmeov2334
      @islammehmeov2334 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thezackast2752 china russian britain?

    • @thezackast2752
      @thezackast2752 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@islammehmeov2334 China and France for Vietnam, Russia and (because Afghanistan was a co-op) Britain for Afghanistan.

  • @KroiAlbanoiArbanon
    @KroiAlbanoiArbanon หลายเดือนก่อน +738

    The worst is yet to come. Just wait until Steven Seagal makes an ad of his own for Russia.

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Hes lazy af, he wont do shit.

    • @KroiAlbanoiArbanon
      @KroiAlbanoiArbanon หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@maki49574 Oh yes he will. Don't underestimate that fat oaf ego. He will not resist the temptation to make a video about himself as long as he is the reason for russia victory.

    • @marcm.
      @marcm. หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Titled: "just for men"

    • @lynnkayee1015
      @lynnkayee1015 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I am surprised he hasn't yet.
      Isn't he already making a documentary?
      I remember him talking about it and showing a clip where he is at the POW camp that got blown up and killed all those Ukrainian POWs. He points to like the most random scrap of metal and determines the weapon must be from America. As horrible and messed up as the situation was, he was so ridiculous I couldn't help but laugh.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@lynnkayee1015 How can he rob us of that glorious piece of media :P

  • @WzGxTV
    @WzGxTV หลายเดือนก่อน +452

    Shaming men into becoming a meat for war machine by the people who'll never see the battles. Classic.

    • @jr.fidelcastro8890
      @jr.fidelcastro8890 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Grabbing citizens in Ukraine for military purposes and sent to frontline without proper training is evil.

    • @BustyCatbot
      @BustyCatbot หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jr.fidelcastro8890 The circumstances that required them to go to that extent is objectively and exponentially more evil, sending people to war is horrible, *starting* the war is the highest level of horrible, it's either fight, flee, or die, and people would much rather do the first one for their home regardless of their experience and expertise.

    • @bulletflight
      @bulletflight หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      ​@@jr.fidelcastro8890Spreading Putin's propaganda without actually understanding the true reasons for his war (hint, he cannot get it up even with viagra) is evil.

    • @themurmeli88
      @themurmeli88 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And weren't they supposed have an infinite supply of -slaves- volunteers, from the eastern states to throw into the grinder, why are they panicking about people not joining the -scam- military now? 🤔

    • @ares5111
      @ares5111 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bulletflight Classic.... bruh there are bazillion of videos how UA military fagets dragging man by force from the streets. Shees.

  • @archaeopteryx322
    @archaeopteryx322 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Me and my gf are Austrian, both of my grandfathers fought for the Nazis in ww2, one even lost a leg. Supposedly, that was the thing for honourable men to do back then.
    My gf's granddad deserted and fled to Brazil. (And supposedly peed into his Nazi-commanders boots before he left.)
    Today, I clearly see this guy as the hero and my two grandfathers as the ones who were not brave enough to do the right thing.

    • @AZB2000
      @AZB2000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your own grandfathers charged bravely into Soviet artillery and rifle fire and you think some guy who ran away like a pussy is the hero? your grandfathers must be spinning

    • @raimonds.petrovskis
      @raimonds.petrovskis หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Their bravery is debatable, it’s more likely they were misinformed or possibly even forced into that situation. Just a thought, as I don’t know the specific circumstances of your grandparents.

    • @AZB2000
      @AZB2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@raimonds.petrovskis still takes balls :Dd

    • @ebre3080
      @ebre3080 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do i get the feeling that that is not the whole story? did they fled before the war or after for example?
      Just saying as a desendant of a Nazi slave who had nightmares every night the rest of his life after he came home.

    • @AZB2000
      @AZB2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ebre3080 you need big balls to storm the red army

  • @Vyshada
    @Vyshada หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    Я перестал смотреть телевизор в 2009 году. Оказывается, они все еще могут делать хорошие комедии.

  • @prismpyre7653
    @prismpyre7653 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    Honestly the clothes, the music, everything about fascist political culture just looks like one big raunch extra-gnarly Gay S&M club...

    • @pissfather6798
      @pissfather6798 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i mean historically they did always seem awfully focused on men...

    • @EdwardM-t8p
      @EdwardM-t8p หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Except Russia does it so extreme even such clubs cannot compete.

    • @Jakob.Hamburg
      @Jakob.Hamburg หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Once, here in Germany, we also were very strong in this public and political sadomacho game. Unfortunately. : \

    • @bafengameingreat
      @bafengameingreat หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats facist? least obivious gay supporter.

  • @leechmiller1072
    @leechmiller1072 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    As I am gay I can state that the stereotype gay men portrayed are unappealing to many gay men. However I think whoever made that propaganda doesn't understand that showing a bunch of handsome, hunky soldiers giving you smouldering looks is in fact very, very gay. This is regardless of the fact these men don't understand you open a can with can-opener, not a knife, (being unable to do simple things like that is such an obvious 'damsel' act).

    • @jimothy-c9m
      @jimothy-c9m หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s all part of their plan

  • @adambester3673
    @adambester3673 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    "Real men join their own" sounds like the slogan of a gym themed gay bar for muscle bears.

    • @supertedafficionado
      @supertedafficionado หลายเดือนก่อน

      The guys who protest the loudest and get the most angry about gay stuff are always closeted gays. Just look at how many extremely homophobic christian pastors in america turned out to be gay secretly hiring gay escorts. So many times.

    • @Berkut814
      @Berkut814 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please make it sense

    • @natenae8635
      @natenae8635 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Berkut814Please learn proper grammar.

    • @Berkut814
      @Berkut814 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@natenae8635 ok kiddo

    • @natenae8635
      @natenae8635 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Berkut814 What, sometimes criticism is valid. Learn to learn from criticisms.
      I’ve had my fair share as well.

  • @supertizio743
    @supertizio743 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

    The teddy bear is for how clueless and unconcerned for what he is doing that soldier is, much like a child who doesn't know any better

    • @laimismalp5049
      @laimismalp5049 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It's more like I left my kids behind and ready to die for my emperor.

    • @orderneo
      @orderneo หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I thought it was a war crime trophy.

    • @DNG12900
      @DNG12900 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I honestly thought it was an anvilcious message about how that toy was given to him by his son

    • @throwaway5656
      @throwaway5656 หลายเดือนก่อน

      doesn't teddy bear originate from the US ?
      wow i didn't they're all closet westoids.

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@laimismalp5049 If only the Emperor was cool and fighting xenos.

  • @TakoFire-di6ki
    @TakoFire-di6ki หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The whole premise of the recruitment ad is "join or u gay" lol

  • @piotrb4240
    @piotrb4240 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    There have been Russian men joining the army for much weaker reasons than "not being gay". The most impressive was a video I saw on Twitter, of a man somewhere around 55-60 with no hands and bandages instead. "I bet with my friend the Russian Army would not take me for health reasons." he says, "Turns out, they did. And no, it wasn't worth it". 🤭

  • @bmp2574
    @bmp2574 หลายเดือนก่อน +384

    "What are you made of?" - doesn't matter because its gonna spread all over an Ukrainian field any way!

    • @aegrisomnia
      @aegrisomnia หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      "what are you made of?"
      Fertilizer!

    • @eddybrevet6816
      @eddybrevet6816 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Organgrinder and monkey , monkey driven mad

    • @M05tly
      @M05tly หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretty much exactly what I was thinking. You can see exactly what they're made of, inside and out. Fuck putin.

    • @someone2549
      @someone2549 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ...and they will be left somewhere there and forgotten... KIA, MIA Like thousands so far...

    • @ChobeVelyasha
      @ChobeVelyasha หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just like ukranian mobics who were beaten and dragged into van to fight for ukraien after 1 week of training

  • @krisavi
    @krisavi หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    So government is calling whole government and Putin gay? They aren't in trenches ...

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 หลายเดือนก่อน +402

    So I could either be enjoying my life, eating ice cream, chilling on a park bench, drinking smoothies & streaming videos *OR...*
    I could be hiding in trenches, living under constant stress & fear of that next drone or artillery strike, unable to shower, committing atrocities in foreign countries & never seeing my family?
    Huh. Tough choice.

    • @IconoclastX
      @IconoclastX หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah but why are you doing that? If you're a russian, you're protecting your country from NATO and expanding the empire. Thats what the U.S. did long ago before they took over the N. American continent. Sure, being a f*t a** is an option, but conquest and building something greater will shape your grand children's future

    • @pissfather6798
      @pissfather6798 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if find it hilarious how much this ad reminds of the propaganda leaflets like those the chinese dropped over american frontlines during the korean war which depicted a man over in the states sitting at the pool and talking to beautiful women while comparing it to the hardships the GIs fighting in korea had to go trough, basically saying "wouldnt you much rather be at home enjoying life than having to fight and die in a country that doesnt concern you?"
      ironically, the kind of framing they have in this ad is something thats usually used if you DONT want people to join up and fight. i guess baseline common sense isnt required to be working for the russian DoD though.

    • @thomcatt1411
      @thomcatt1411 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah I conquer 😂

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but you would die, knowing that you weren't gay!

    • @az2man
      @az2man หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Yeah but remember that in one of those scenarios you are considered gay.
      And no, surprisingly, it's not the one where you basically sleep with other men until you die

  • @proselytizingorthodoxpente8304
    @proselytizingorthodoxpente8304 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    Literally describing Solovyov's own kids

    • @annika9930
      @annika9930 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      haaaaaaaaa, this is so unbelievable :D

    • @robopalo8041
      @robopalo8041 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really, They dress as women.

  • @mikes300
    @mikes300 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The irony is that there is rampant homosexuallity in the Russian army

  • @ricequin
    @ricequin หลายเดือนก่อน +330

    There’s a similar song in English about what girls and boys are made of girls are sugar and spice and all things nice. Boys are rats and snails and puppy dog tails. I might be misremembering the exact items because I’m old and don’t have children to sing such songs to.

    • @TheCryingOne
      @TheCryingOne หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Sugar, Spice, and Everything nice

    • @andyshtroymish4997
      @andyshtroymish4997 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Actually, russian one is translation from it. Rough and adapted to Russian language

    • @dzhellek
      @dzhellek หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It's a snip instead of a rat.
      What's a snip? I have no idea.

    • @yippieskippy2971
      @yippieskippy2971 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Even when I was little that song bothered me because I didn't like the sugar and spice crowd. I wanted the snail and tails, but that wasn't allowed. Just wearing slacks instead of a dress was transgressive.

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought it was snakes rather than rats.

  • @idnwiw
    @idnwiw หลายเดือนก่อน +387

    This is meant with "toxic masculinity" - a bunch of stereotype "masculine" traits that are used to manipulate men into joining that meat grinder

    • @Demopans5990
      @Demopans5990 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And its all gay asf

    • @IconoclastX
      @IconoclastX หลายเดือนก่อน

      How's recruiment going for NATO, Elensky and team? 😂. Surely those progressive recruitment methods are paying off big time? You arent having to take men off the street to fight for NATO right? You arent actively trying to recruit ukrainian men who fled to Poland right(real story, poland is actually trying to recruit ukrainian refugees to go back to Ukraine 😂😂😂)?

    • @pissfather6798
      @pissfather6798 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah and it perfectly captures how often it isnt the "evil feminists" or whatever supposedly making mens lives miserable, but other men and their extremely rigid view of masculinity.

    • @mrl2814
      @mrl2814 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, Masculinity is masculinity. Theres no "toxic" there. There is masculinity, and lack thereof. Unwarranted violence - bullying - meaningless aggression are not masculine traits. Masculine traits are stoic, men who are unable to direct their energy into constructive, cultivating direction are the opposite of masculine - they represent chaos. Just like "toxic femininity" - there is no such thing. By definition, a woman who is aggressive, manipulative and narcissistic is the opposite of feminine.

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The meat… Grindr?? Eh??? Eh????
      (Imagine that I’m nudging you with my elbow)

  • @christie_exist
    @christie_exist 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I visited Russia in 2012. It was a class trip to Murmansk. We visited a Russian high school. I had to sit near two Russian guys and we spoke a little before the class began. The guy closest to me was very into piano and he showed me his notes. He knew how to play multiple songs, and was very interesting. He seemed so genuine and passionate about music. The other was the opposite and I spoke about Norway's peace goals. I'm from Norway. He looked at me, and said that peace is boring. He seemed a bit weird. These days I wonder if any of them ended up in the army. I would like to know, because I'm curious. I sadly didn't get their contact information, but I'm truly hoping that the guy with the notes got away... This propaganda video makes me remember this particular memory......

  • @duncanluciak5516
    @duncanluciak5516 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Recruitment ads: We need millions of men, but you're special.
    Where else are you going to meet more men?

    • @pranxor5771
      @pranxor5771 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They should make an app, Meat-Grindr.

    • @antonio2134
      @antonio2134 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that's a worldwide military problem. Only jet pilots avoid this problem. And not because there are not enough fit men to become jet pilots, but because there is not enough money to buy fighter jets. But in the near future AI will get us rid of this exception.

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@antonio2134 What? It's the exact opposite in basically all Western countries. We lack fighter pilots for all the planes because training one pilot is more expensive than the plane itself and the pool of capable people for doing this job is very small.

    • @williampounds5191
      @williampounds5191 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MichaelDavis-mk4me Training an F-16 pilot costs like 5 million whereas modernized variants of the plane cost 70 million just to procure, that does not count maintenance. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

    • @kal17-qk2wx
      @kal17-qk2wx 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@antonio2134In a real major war the survival rate for jet fighter pilots will probably be next to zero especially if youre on the losing side

  • @nick_yt23
    @nick_yt23 หลายเดือนก่อน +943

    There’s no honour to invade and destroy an independent and sovereign country.

    • @iforgotmydamnname6325
      @iforgotmydamnname6325 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Meanwhile USA, who did exactly that in Africa, Vietnam, Iran, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, Iraq and many more:

    • @CriticalAnalysisX
      @CriticalAnalysisX หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Btw britain invaded over 170 countries

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

      ​@@iforgotmydamnname6325nobody on this entire channel said that everything the US did was good. Barely anyone mentions the US on this channel's comment section. Can you at least think of better argument than whataboutising a country that wasnt even mentioned in the comment?

    • @thatgaylibertarian4518
      @thatgaylibertarian4518 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      ​@@iforgotmydamnname6325two wrongs dont make a right
      the us was wrong for those things, and russia is wrong for invading ukraine

    • @WLPaulo
      @WLPaulo หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@iforgotmydamnname6325 ​ @CriticalAnalysisX Indeed, both bad, thanks for agreeing 🙏🙏

  • @RolfStones
    @RolfStones หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I am Dutch. About the flowers. Russia used to be in the top ten countries where we exported our flowers too. Not anymore. And flowers aren't even included in any sanctions.

    • @tento2945
      @tento2945 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think when, due to sanctions, you are only concerned about how to feed your family, then flowers fade into the background.

  • @starleaf-luna
    @starleaf-luna หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    "if you don't join our army, you're gay"-- what brilliant messaging that will surely make me want to join their army!

    • @rdrrr
      @rdrrr หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      To be fair your name is starleaf_luna so you're not concerned about being identified as gay

    • @erickmoczulski1582
      @erickmoczulski1582 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      "Striking news: Number of gays in Russia tripled over the course of last month"

    • @unknownentity8256
      @unknownentity8256 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it's aimed at homophobic toxic masculine men in ruZzia so tbh it's brilliant.

    • @DrlftySwlfty
      @DrlftySwlfty หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, you're gay

    • @anonmouse15
      @anonmouse15 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@rdrrrThey could be female.

  • @GhengisJohn
    @GhengisJohn หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity you feel threatened by smoothies and ice cream cones.

    • @dahliacheung6020
      @dahliacheung6020 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity, but also gay, that in your attempt to shame men for consuming ice cream and smoothies rather than dying for Daddy Putin you end up making one of the sexiest homoerotic commercials I've ever seen.
      The supposedly gay men are all very good looking, stylish, tall and fit. Also they really did the absolute most in terms of making these guys look like sexy twink porn stars being super sexy on their off day from shooting videos of sexy sex. I mean, I certainly can't come away from this without some questions such as "who approved this?" And "do they seriously not know that whoever directed this is definitely gay?"
      Like... They look hot. The soldiers don't. And then there's that crotch shot, zoomed all the way in on the last guy's bulging schlong bulge... Straight up soft core porn... I know they were trying to go for the effeminate limp wristed weak girly man stereotype but instead all I'm getting from this is sex, and I'm _a woman..._

  • @gstrathmore194
    @gstrathmore194 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Flowers are very bad. A big no no. Flowers are not straight. ... This is the life you should be living instead. Instead of being on dates with men and drinking smoothies, you're supposed to drink tushonka out of a ( _) can, sit in some rubble all (_ ) day long ... Somebody wrote this. Somebody wrote and filmed this and directed this, all by the idea of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation." 😂

  • @-Katastrophe
    @-Katastrophe หลายเดือนก่อน +361

    A wise man once said that painted fingernails can still operate a drone.

    • @TheAbortionWhoLived
      @TheAbortionWhoLived หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Russians are trying to attack straight but the Western doctrine always takes them from the rear

    • @Witch_King_380
      @Witch_King_380 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Im f**cking dead bro 🤣 💯

    • @jackdanson2
      @jackdanson2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Some fighters paint their toenails. Reduces the chance of them breaking and causing an injury during a fight. But I guess Chuck Liddell is a soyboy now.

    • @fluffymyato3334
      @fluffymyato3334 หลายเดือนก่อน

      an emma that has 2 moms can still send a patriot missile straight to your f-ng cockpit

    • @BackfeetBoi
      @BackfeetBoi หลายเดือนก่อน

      - Sun Tzu probably

  • @demoncorejunior
    @demoncorejunior หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    do they think the kids today would rather die in a snowy trench than have a sports car and black nails? 🤷 😅

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Id prefer to have neither of those two options, tbh

    • @smilessmiles7906
      @smilessmiles7906 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Paint my nails black and call me Shirley

    • @southernbrain691
      @southernbrain691 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i would rather die tbh

    • @innitbruv-lascocomics9910
      @innitbruv-lascocomics9910 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@southernbrain691 go over to Russia then lol. Join them

    • @ЕвгенийХромов-б2и
      @ЕвгенийХромов-б2и หลายเดือนก่อน

      В России армия и война считается высшим уровнем достоинства и жизни.
      Это на Западе все продали за жвачку.

  • @jendrizzyy
    @jendrizzyy 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm so sorry that people have to live with such war hungry politicians. What a sad state of affairs.

  • @nimmha6708
    @nimmha6708 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Meanwhile Putin wears plateau shoes, in other words high heels, because he's too small for his own ego.
    But banana smoothies are problematic. Can't make this up...

  • @yakovlevskiy
    @yakovlevskiy หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    It turns out that the Russian Federation is the most progressive with more than 60 million gays who live right now! Wow

    • @maxtirado5957
      @maxtirado5957 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bot???

    • @lepidoptery
      @lepidoptery หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@maxtirado5957 it's a joke about the entire russian male population not currently in their armed forces.

    • @Motivated_cat
      @Motivated_cat หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They were playing 69 d chess all along

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Motivated_cat It's some sort of culture swap strat from EUIV.

    • @stephenhill545
      @stephenhill545 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@maxtirado5957you have the most aids.

  • @Schatten2712
    @Schatten2712 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Silly mistake, they confused the phrase "real man" with "cannon fodder", just an honest mistake guys

  • @wokeaf1337
    @wokeaf1337 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    3:10 "Join those who are made of honor, valor, courage and missing limbs"
    fixed it for russian Minister of Offence.

    • @stefansekulic7903
      @stefansekulic7903 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeh I know, having limbs is gay or woke, I guess

  • @smoothtura2375
    @smoothtura2375 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    "If you dont like war crimes and killing civilians you're gay" 😂

    • @besconst
      @besconst หลายเดือนก่อน

      but making BJs to your brother in arms is very patriotic on other hand

    • @greasy8394
      @greasy8394 หลายเดือนก่อน

      American military been doing that forever and it's been taking over by trans folk. So there's irony in that I guess.

  • @egsuk3034
    @egsuk3034 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    As a queer man shipping out to be a combat medic for the us army, i find this shit to be so funny

    • @AmonTheWitch
      @AmonTheWitch 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the military is never gay there are no gay men in the military, because we don't allow them to say they're gay 🤫

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      nooo you’re supposed to drink banana smoothies and stream your ferrari while wearing cupcake underwear!!

    • @neferiusnexus
      @neferiusnexus 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      o7

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor หลายเดือนก่อน +817

    The Russian Army has gone from second best in the world, to second best in Ukraine, and, now, second best in Russia, all in the space of only two years!

    • @WILLIAN_1424
      @WILLIAN_1424 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      They even started stealing their own washing machines in kursk, it surely is part of Putin master plan to stratgicaly retreat to novossibirsk

    • @PASTRAMIKick
      @PASTRAMIKick หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      the TikTok battalion is better (kadirov army)

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      They're advancing in Pokrovsk. Not a word about this?

    • @byzantinehoney3384
      @byzantinehoney3384 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@WILLIAN_1424this is cope

    • @byzantinehoney3384
      @byzantinehoney3384 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Never underestimate your enemy

  • @user-jq1mg2mz7o
    @user-jq1mg2mz7o หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    that shaman self-own is so funny lmao, they dont even pretend to like their own propagandists, which i guess makes sense given how most had to be coerced into it

    • @Russian_Waifu
      @Russian_Waifu หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Not a single word about Ukies getting pushed out of Kursk?

    • @ЯсралнакОРанн
      @ЯсралнакОРанн หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Russian_Waifu Губами

  • @nancydelu4061
    @nancydelu4061 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    In US, women were encouraged to hand flower bouquets to those "cowards" who would not enlist in military.

    • @soggeedoggee1351
      @soggeedoggee1351 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thats not propaganda or bad because it was the US

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      In UK it was white feathers. I could understand this move if it was a defensive war. Even then it would be pretty messed up. You don't know why the man is not fighting. He might be top young, disabled, etc. Not to mention it's a part of bigger narrative. Men who are not rich are disposable

  • @braised44
    @braised44 หลายเดือนก่อน +340

    Did that soldier take that Teddy Bear from a dead Ukrainian child?

    • @gabbie07
      @gabbie07 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      More likely than you think

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Wasn't dead when he arrived.

    • @orionnew-uu2eh
      @orionnew-uu2eh หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol ur fantasy

    • @MadisonAtteberry
      @MadisonAtteberry หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It's either that, or it's the soldiers that he brought from home, so he can hold it tight while in his bunk when Ukrainian artillery, drones, F-16's, missiles and other NATO supplied equipment is flying overhead.

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@orionnew-uu2eh You're not even being paid to be a shill for a murderous regime, at least grow some business acumen.

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I have a soft spot for older people, so seeing propaganda- of any kind, not just Russian- using weak older people and kindness or indifferencr towards them like in that first video you reacted to.
    That absolutely makes my blood boil and skin crawl.

  • @That_Guy_Izzy
    @That_Guy_Izzy หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I actually found this video while I was eating ice cream on a bench.

  • @invaderghostkungfu
    @invaderghostkungfu หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    As a gay guy with a uniform k!nk the entire ad was kinda sus ngl

    • @EthanNev
      @EthanNev หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Go get em tiger

    • @robertmueller6979
      @robertmueller6979 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Go get 'em kid....

    • @Infected_Apple
      @Infected_Apple หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair the guy on the bench is hotter than any soldier

  • @tdb7992
    @tdb7992 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    Jokes on them. I’m gay and was in the army! I will always defend my country (Australia) but would I ever invade a peaceful neighbouring nation and succumb to ridiculous government advertising? Hell no.

    • @ericdpeerik3928
      @ericdpeerik3928 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I don't know, New Zealand does have that orc problem.....

    • @nikolaykopernik9124
      @nikolaykopernik9124 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I believe, what many Westerners are also missing is the fact that ruzzian culture does not define homosexuality as simply male attraction to men or any form of male-on-male intercourse. For example, in the army and prisons it is seen as normal and even "manly" to engage in sexual acts with other men, AS LONG AS you are receiving a BJ or are basically an "active" homosexual, if you apply the gay lingo from the West.
      In summary, ruzzian view of homosexuality is similar to the Ancient Greece, where you had "The Penetrator" and whoever was being penetrated (i.e. a woman or a "passive" homosexual).
      So this also explains why ruzzians see homosexuality (and metrosexuality) and weakness as basically the same thing, since it dwells on power dynamics and not necessarily the reality of engaging in actual physical acts with other men...

    • @sem_pyat_sem_pyat
      @sem_pyat_sem_pyat หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Aren’t you supposed to obey orders in Australian army? If some insane guy orders you to invade other country because of you don’t do, they invade your country. What do you do in that case?

    • @greasy8394
      @greasy8394 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You cannot defend Australia. It's already been defeated by illegal immigrants like every other hardcore leftist country. It's been destroyed from the inside politically and economically so you won't even have time for a war because it would be too late to begin with.

    • @i1bike
      @i1bike หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did you backdoor a lot when u were in army ?

  • @GGSOG
    @GGSOG หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Living is gay"
    - Putin's Russia

  • @ageoflove1980
    @ageoflove1980 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Who would want to chill in the park with some icecream or sit in a restaurant drinking a banana smoothie, while you could put yourself in mortal danger in another country?

  • @tanyaroberson9629
    @tanyaroberson9629 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I imagine a Russian advertising designer around 26, who is gay, made that video and really enjoyed the assignment.

  • @robislavovic826
    @robislavovic826 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Most of the people who left Russia should be declared as ACTIVE HOMOSEXUALS". 😂 And how should be declared those who stayed, PASSIVE HOMOSEXUALS? 😂 VERSATILLE, maybe? 😂

  • @HobbiesGamesChillin
    @HobbiesGamesChillin หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    I like that they portray sitting safely in a well off city as the bad part but sitting neck deep in mud eating out of date rations and choking on tank exhaust is the better option
    Like no one that has experienced those two things would pick them over a smoothie or ice cream

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is a certain kind of nut who would choose war.

    • @bruhmomento2985
      @bruhmomento2985 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Social conditioning, tell that a bad thing is actually good until others will think that too

    • @IconoclastX
      @IconoclastX หลายเดือนก่อน

      Considering thats how every civillization became, then it makes sense. If men didnt d*e on trenches and conquer so that you could lay around all day, then you wouldnt be able to lay around all day. This modern concept of lazyness and dishonor is an invention of the west to sort of lock in the current world order. If the people never strive for anything more, then our current rulers will never have to go away

    • @tomdadada
      @tomdadada หลายเดือนก่อน

      But the soldier penetrating the can with his knife is very manly, you must admit! (Instead of the "homos" licking ice-cream, or sucking on banana-shakes)

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Even in the ad it looks like the army is crap, and that's with washed models as soldiers.

  • @bobbybooshay5388
    @bobbybooshay5388 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "what are our men made of?"
    Lead, dirty mud, and various mine shrapnel if the last 2 years are any indicator.

  • @schaefer1898
    @schaefer1898 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    But if the Shaman dude is so loyal to the Russian propaganda machine, why would the MoD mock him like this?
    Anyways, great video!

  • @CryptoRoast_0
    @CryptoRoast_0 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Russian propaganda: "what are our men made of?"
    Me: head over to r/combatfootage and you can see for yourself 😬

    • @a_lethe_ion
      @a_lethe_ion หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They're made of raspberry-blackerry sludge

    • @jaywblack
      @jaywblack หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I actually spit out my tea as that was the initial thought I had when roman played the first bit of the recruitment ad.
      Though it is sad that this has probably fooled some young impressionable men into signing up,the footage doesn't lie.
      They are dying in the thousands and now Ukraine has invaded Russia itself.

    • @Nikolay_Slavov
      @Nikolay_Slavov หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao. That was a good one.

  • @damonharrison2614
    @damonharrison2614 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Doesn't one of Russia's main tv propagandists have a son thats a male model in western Europe

    • @michaeldunham3385
      @michaeldunham3385 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Solovyov

    • @pissfather6798
      @pissfather6798 หลายเดือนก่อน

      all of these guys children and family have a lifestyle like the one theyre so desperately trying to demonize here, often abroad too. of course none of those generals and oligarchs will send THEIR sons to the trenches, thats for the children of poor people, while theirs wear designer brands and go to private schools and parties in london or amsterdamn

    • @ZetaMoolah
      @ZetaMoolah หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@michaeldunham3385Ah yes, Russian Bill O’Goebels

    • @CaptainObvious0000
      @CaptainObvious0000 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      in a corrupt country, only the poorest go to war.

    • @Caprioly
      @Caprioly หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It is difficult to say, as according to some fact checker sites, there is a model in London with the surname Solovyov, but apparently he is not related to the Russian propagandist.

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    US Military Ads; If you're gay, come join us!
    Russia Military Ads: Join us, or you're gay!

  • @changingpeopleslivesmoon2993
    @changingpeopleslivesmoon2993 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    the funny thing is in 100 years these ad will be shown in schools when studying the russian ukriane war lol

    • @viceroy___
      @viceroy___ หลายเดือนก่อน

      No one will care about this 100 years from now. Just another eastern european shitfight like literally forever.

  • @kitr.1930
    @kitr.1930 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    “Join the army or ur gay lol” - Russia

    • @greasy8394
      @greasy8394 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean at least their military is only gay in secret and not open like Americas. All 3 of their leaders are trans. Literal dudes in wigs lol

    • @stefansekulic7903
      @stefansekulic7903 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes go to Ukraine and come back without arms or legs, the girls will really chase after you then. I can imagine how many of these guys get married after they serve in Putin's nazi brigades.

  • @gamlaman
    @gamlaman 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's interesting to me that the guys being shamed in the ads are doing "effeminate" things, but they are also doing stuff that's just nice and not really associated with being effeminate or gay at all, like sitting in a park or having a nice car. It's also interesting to me that unlike earlier Russian military ads that focused a lot on cool new military hardware and flashy action, like jet fighters flying by and new tanks driving by, these new ads seem to focus a lot on guys just standing around a trench or a ruined building looking grim.
    I wonder if aside from the obvious homophobia and trying to get guys to sign up for the military, they are also trying to paint all "luxuries", like nice cars or even just having free time, as bad/Western/effeminate, and suffering in a trench as Russian and masculine, in an attempt to preempt Russians from complaining/protesting about economic hardship and prevent recently signed on soldiers from complaining about being stuck in a muddy trench for years and the lack of fast progress on the battlefield.

  • @macdeus2601
    @macdeus2601 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Protip: "you're not a real man unless [XYZ]" is exactly the kind of thing someone says when they're trying to pull some kind of bullshit that's probably not going to end well for you. It's a pretty reliable sign that doing XYZ is a bad idea.

  • @MaximilienDanton
    @MaximilienDanton หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    The Kremlin looks kind of gay. I mean...

    • @gramograzz
      @gramograzz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yooo maximilien danton wassup how its been

    • @noodlebrains2689
      @noodlebrains2689 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It be be looking kind of like a bunch of peens

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yeah, it's got colours and it's conical shaped, kinda sus.

    • @loafoffloof3420
      @loafoffloof3420 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      as long as the Kremlin sends men to sleep with men far away from their homeland to "fight" other men on the battlefield in something so special to them with men who sleep with other men too they are for sure sus and not just the kinda kind of sus

    • @joshbessey9647
      @joshbessey9647 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Albanians are rich. And Ukraine is poor through the eyes of Putin.

  • @PojebanyWladyslaw
    @PojebanyWladyslaw หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Russians: leaving the country for a better future for themselves and their family
    Russia: ha, gay!

  • @BoloH.
    @BoloH. หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    The men are staying... as a sunflower fertilizer

    • @RealCousinOkri
      @RealCousinOkri หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This might be the answer to what they are made of.

    • @IconoclastX
      @IconoclastX หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So are NATO troops in kursk. Losses happen Satan, I'm sure you see a lot of them everyday

    • @WiseSnake
      @WiseSnake หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@IconoclastX Y'all still pushing the NATO troops nonsense? Can't you give the Ukrainians just a little bit of agency for once?

    • @ZetaMoolah
      @ZetaMoolah หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@IconoclastXcope

    • @DNG12900
      @DNG12900 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@IconoclastXdo you have actual sources or are they from Kremlin?

  • @nullvoid6095
    @nullvoid6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    They’re not even trying to be subtle with the ice-cream licking and sipping on banana smoothie 😂

  • @Bazroshan
    @Bazroshan หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    The strange thing is that it is illegal to 'promote' homosexuality in Russia.

    • @lennykump8396
      @lennykump8396 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What is strange about that?

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They just need to play "In The Navy" and it would be gayer.

    • @stefansekulic7903
      @stefansekulic7903 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But Putin and his gang can be gay and Kadyrov's tiktok brigades can chase after goats?

  • @commiedoggo8367
    @commiedoggo8367 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    i love how the soldiers in the ads wear gear the average meatsh- i mean conscript is most likely never going to get or even see unless their commanding officer happened to keep one for himself before selling the rest to buy a yacht (he's also gonna steal the conscripts wallets when they die like some have been caught doing). Also gotta love the "vote trump" vatniks down below.

    • @sargonsblackgrandfather2072
      @sargonsblackgrandfather2072 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What’s a “vatnik”?

    • @Senzanakhona
      @Senzanakhona หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      most soldiers just privately buy their own equipment or donated by civilians who buy in bulk to lower the prices, so often you will see standard motorized infantry and can confuse them for special forces at times due to how much kit they have, if you are a conscript but cannot buy you would recieve the kolpak-20 helmets with monolith plate carriers, the equipment here portrayed on the video is not really used by the troops anymore this is more like pre-2022 as they’ve mostly replaced it with Tor-2 helmets and new repro 6b45s, some getting strelok as ratnik program didn’t seem to go as planned.

  • @RedQueenOfficial
    @RedQueenOfficial หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wow this ad was really cringe for real

  • @Rina-the-Polyglot
    @Rina-the-Polyglot หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    They wanted to show that men that do makeup, wear earrings and clean clothes are gay, forgetting that there are girls who are absolutely for this type of men and would definitely prefer a long haired boy with black nail polish

    • @TheRealTorG
      @TheRealTorG หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol right? First thing i thought was that these "boys" will be the ones spreading their genes with ease while Ivan starves. Hard choice!

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I mean yeah, that's my type, & I know for a fact there are plenty of straight men rocking that look.

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, they don't forget it, because they themselves find these men hot.

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Studies* have shown that a large majority of women prefer these kinds of men to bodies rotting in a Ukrainian field.
      *Source: It's the internet, I don't have to give a source for my made-up study

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Straight women also generally prefer their men alive, necrophilia is highly frowned upon in the straight community.

  • @davebartosh5
    @davebartosh5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Well, Roman cracked me up a little, about taking orders from men. I was a paratrooper in the US military. I am also a Liberal..go figure. Anyway, while in Airborne School they had one Black Hat (instructor) who was a HOT BLONDE with big boobs. She called me into the admin office because my paperwork was messed up. She said, in her sexy southern voice "Do, push-ups!" I GLADLY said "YES MA'AM!" 🤣

    • @rbgerald2469
      @rbgerald2469 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Found some potentially good R34/ fan art material here lol
      FBI; if you're seeing this, please don't kill me

    • @Moonstone-Redux
      @Moonstone-Redux หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      There is no more effective commander than one the subordinates will happily listen to instead of doing so purely out of duty.

    • @schaefer1898
      @schaefer1898 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't let your liberal friends know you're into southern blondes with big boobs. 😅
      Just kidding.

  • @JohnnyD-u7
    @JohnnyD-u7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When you said he probably stole the teddy bear from somebody’s house I lost my sht🤣😭🤣

  • @WiseCity
    @WiseCity หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    5:22 Roman reacting to Roman reacting to .....
    YES, your stuck in the NFKRZ loop

  • @Alexandre-Marius-Jacob
    @Alexandre-Marius-Jacob หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Imagine auditioning for the role of the gay russian man then being recognized everyday in the street.

  • @amadeupname151
    @amadeupname151 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Sitting and eating ice cream by yourself is gay.
    But sleeping in a small dugout with 6 strong, tough, and manly men...that's not gay.

  • @pamaka2704
    @pamaka2704 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Starship troopers in real life

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Its almost like that movie was deliberarely made to make fun of militarism and propaganda

    • @alexbuckenham1663
      @alexbuckenham1663 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@TheSuperappelflap Also in the book wasn't it Earth that attacked and provoked the Klendathu species first too?

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@alexbuckenham1663 Its not clear who attacked first in either the film or the book. The book doesnt specify it, but it hints it may have been the humans who attacked first.
      In the movie, the opening scene where the aliens launch an asteroid is actually a flash forward to later in the story, but this isnt clearly explained so most people think thats the chronological beginning of the movie. That attack happens later, because after that opening scene, we get scenes of Rico talking to his parents who die in that asteroid strike, and those arent flashbacks.
      So, there isnt really a conclusive answer to that question, and its not the point of the story anyway.

  • @xMasterAssassin93
    @xMasterAssassin93 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    So, as a gay viewer of years, I might have to come back to this video a couple more times. Thanks Russian MoD for the free gay p*rn :D

    • @daverockefeller7486
      @daverockefeller7486 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For being so homophobic the Russian government sure finds a lot of kissable boys for their propaganda.

    • @HM-iy3dc
      @HM-iy3dc หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Lmao

    • @EdwardM-t8p
      @EdwardM-t8p หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @pamelqtaylor8335
      @pamelqtaylor8335 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All those mouths licking and sucking and crotch shots! This girl is happy😉🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don’t know why, but your comment made me laugh.
      So, thanks for brightening my day.

  • @KimJongUn823
    @KimJongUn823 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Yo dudes the empire is pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something"

  • @RagnelEric
    @RagnelEric หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    Imagine wanting to die for Putin 😂

    • @sergey1519
      @sergey1519 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      (almost) Nobody wants to die. Most join cuz it pays.

    • @Cynthia_Blackraven_666
      @Cynthia_Blackraven_666 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Millions of russian "men" would.

    • @stefansekulic7903
      @stefansekulic7903 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Some have no choice, working for $300-$400 a month and in debt up to their ears.

  • @televisio8652
    @televisio8652 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Honey, wake up! Our favourite neighbourhood Russian just posted!

  • @kaizen5023
    @kaizen5023 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    In the brainstorming room for this ad campaign: "Ok fellow Russki men, let's make a list of everything gay we'd like to fantasize about: bananas, ice cream cones, what else,?"

  • @StarBrained
    @StarBrained หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I stay away from the war videos too because they’re just so heartbreaking and I feel like, what can I even do? But I just recently saw a video that came up on my fyp of a man in Ukraine with his family’s🩸all over him, begging that someone step in. His wife and kids were all 💣 . The look on his face was haunting…I know it’s awful to use emojis but Idk if TH-cam will let my comment go through otherwise. It was heartbreaking and it’s happening to people there daily. If that’s what it means to be a man in Russia, I hope the people in their army wake up soon and realize they’re being brainwashed to commit war crimes. Every war is like this, it’s why our veterans in America came back so messed up. We need to start standing up to our countries and protest these criminals in power

    • @Ivan_Powrosnik
      @Ivan_Powrosnik หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There are a surprising number of things that can be done without going to the frontlines yourself.
      Firstly, petitioning, writing to, and creating popular support for pro Ukrainian policies in your government (e.g writing to elected officials to express support for giving Ukraine long range missile permissions), joining trustworthy fundraising efforts to directly buy and send equipment and humanitarian aid (not money itself), and even helping to mass report Kremlin bots and propaganda accounts online (however minor it may be).
      If you have a solid grasp on the Ukrainian language you can assist with direct humanitarian programmes in the country (e.g Red Cross volunteering) or if you have past military experience it is sometimes possible to join the foreign legions by consulting a local Ukrainian consulate in secret (it is generally seen as geopolitically complicated to allow volunteers to go, but this hasn’t stopped a lot of north americans, brits, poles, and especially Georgians from doing so)

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    the delivery on "banana smoothie" is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard. The jokes genuinely write themselves

  • @DaftyBoi412
    @DaftyBoi412 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "From bright makeup" and then basically shows a goth with nothing but black nails and black eye liner! xD

  • @syjiang
    @syjiang หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Putin has not yet signed up for the Russian army either. He must be gay.

    • @Claymann71
      @Claymann71 หลายเดือนก่อน

      NAILED IT! 🔨

  • @Kaipi1988
    @Kaipi1988 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Ok I've been gay my entire life... but this ad was so gay that I think the ad somehow turned me more gay. Like I think it was so gay, it somehow affected my past from decades ago and turned me gay in my future because it was just that gay. And yes, ice cream turns men gay somehow.

    • @Moonstone-Redux
      @Moonstone-Redux หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If liking ice cream means that I am gay, then I don't want to be straight.

  • @stephenhill545
    @stephenhill545 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Latest ads are offering 7 million rubles, around 80,000 dollars in a country where the average salary is 8,000 dollars a year. Ten times the average salary.

  • @doc-erica
    @doc-erica หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    Im a lesbian US Army Veteran and its so funny seeing these ads talking about youre gay if you dont join. Bruh, some of the best soldiers I knew were gay AF. We had one guy who was ripped, and he was this sent to ranger battalion because his performance was so good....and his husband was like the best FRG, family support group, leader we had. The spouses usually helped each other and their families when we were deployed or training. The US military has suffered propaganda attacks because its now "woke"....but shit if being anti woke means we dont have gay or trans soldiers then were screwed because theyre some of the best Ive seen in my career. If you want to see the effectiveness(or lack there of)of an anti woke military, ask the second best army in ukraine.

    • @Demopans5990
      @Demopans5990 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't tell everyone about the Marines or Navy. One of them is composed of the straightest bunch of gays you have ever seen, and the other is composed of the gayest bunch of straights you have ever seen, and I'm not sure which is which

    • @nihil632
      @nihil632 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I think they had gay squads in Ancient Greece, and they were the fiercest and the most loyal warriors ever.

    • @Demopans5990
      @Demopans5990 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@nihil632
      Even gave the Spartans a run for their monry

    • @yeetjones927
      @yeetjones927 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I have a gay friend who's in the RAF (UK air force) and he's unbelievably good, he's set records for his squadron all the countries around the world that outlaw homosexuals from participating in the military are shooting themselves in the foot.

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@yeetjones927If anytging you'll need all the potential recruit you can get.
      Alternatively, if you weren't gay during service, you'll likely become one by the end of it ;)