I sit down in front of my computer and open up TH-cam. I see a new Jerma video and click almost instantly and start watching. I hear some people shouting outside, but ignore it. 8 minutes into the video, a stray bullet soars through the window, lodging itself firmly in my head. I am dead instantly.
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I felt a massive, quite painful grumbling in my tummy, and surmised that either a new 2ndjerma video has been released or the 3 doritos locos tacos overloaded with hot sauce that i ate for breakfast were finally digesting. And upon opening my TH-cam subscription feed and coming to terms with my beautiful intuitive realization, seemingly out of nothing more than excitement, 37 seconds ago I shit my pants
@@PhilosophyByHer he played quite a bit of old fmv games in 2019-2020, though he did also play gazillaionaire somewhat recently (not fmv but incredibly old game) so it's whatever
You're right Jerma, I am glad you have these disks. There's no other way to document the greatest 3 point shooter of our generation. Curry has nothing on Roxy.
I understand this is unlikely to happen with his reign nearing a close, but I would love to see an actual FMV game featuring Jerma as the game director. Maybe even one that he just appears in for a few scenes or does voice acting for.
@elisis My lord youre so right. A dying wizard passing along the candle to the player? Cutscenes similar/with the same vibe as the mortician in Mad Dog Mccree for when the light blows out? Encounters with tranders and enemies in really poorly put together costumes? Dunno if youre joking or not, but youre onto something.
I thought that thumbnail was Colin Mochrie and this was a Whose Line Is It Anyway clip. Which is funny, because both Whose Line and Jerma share similarities. Both star males with crippling physiological impediments. In Colin Mochrie's case it is baldness, in Jerma's case it is dwarfism.
Jerma kicked my ass in a Wegman's bathroom like two months ago and I still haven't recovered. Doctors say they may have to take the whole butt. We've been trying to contact him or his lawyers to discuss options for a prosthetic but he keeps forwarding my calls to a defunct Nintendo Power hotline. Can anyone help?
Something similar happened to me in a Wendy's bathroom. He tried shoving a baseball up my ass for the "baseball stream"? My lawyers got a hold of him but had to let go when he bit them.
@@chuckbatmangaming nah, i've only ever played on laptop trackpads and they're not nearly as bad. that one was miserable. and the mods doing the horsie race...
I decided to watch this in an isolated shack in the woods at night. As I was laughing at the video, I vaguely heard rustling outside my house, but I ignored it, assuming that it a deer or raccoon. However, when I later peered out of my window, I saw a shadowy figure creeping outside in the bushes. I went outside to investigate. As soon as I went through the door, I was ambushed by a robed figure, wielding a battle axe. I only caught a mere glimpse of the man as he executed me. The only thing I could determine about the man is that he was very "compact."
Honestly I respect Jerma's ability to stick with these games as long as he does. Some of these games just give me a migraine, I feel like I would stop playing after like 10 minutes.
the 3DO was a bold experiment in the console world in that no other company would try to make every game look like one of those bootleg genesis cartridges
I LOVED MEGA RACE AS A KID. It came on our Packard Bell back when they used to come with a bunch of programs for kids on CDs, some of which were just demos. Ours came with a program that was an education underwater type thing, a program all about speed that had a rollercoaster ride on it, and a bunch of other gems lost to time. 😭
I don't want to die
I got bad news, king
Just look at the flowers
You'll never die for your comments are immortalized on this internet.
Shut up and good ridance
Unfortunately
the whiplash i got from it going from an fmv cutscene to what looks like an early prototype of age of empires is insane
"NOT MY TEMPO"
Fr my face went from 😄🤣 to 😟
Turns out thats every game this compilation LMAO
The name and the profile pic you’re cool
kel pfp :0
The congregation of Schmoo, home of the Schpees.
It's pretty schweet
>absolute peak fiction intro cutscene, with incredible acting and worldbuilding
>start game
>candy crush
games with fmv cutscenes are the only media that can match jerma's insanity
exhibit A: Harvester
jerma is a 3do fmv game, there's a connection there.
@@themysteri0usstrangerhe’s a type of gollum
who's that guy sitting on my pizza playing my piano
@@GreenEyedDazzler just like Gandalf
He should have a THRILL-O-METER for chat
Borrow the one from The Onion (th-cam.com/video/uFpK_r-jEXg/w-d-xo.html)
You are a brilliant genius
I sit down in front of my computer and open up TH-cam. I see a new Jerma video and click almost instantly and start watching. I hear some people shouting outside, but ignore it. 8 minutes into the video, a stray bullet soars through the window, lodging itself firmly in my head. I am dead instantly.
Shoulda fed the dog the sandwich from the pub smh...
can't have shit in Shimto Plains, not even your life
I 👁 mean 👀👅 man 👨 with my own words 📓 America 🇺🇸 its best 👌🔝 the country 🇺🇸 around 🔃 the world 🌎 and even 🌃 not just for me. Also 👨 for all 💯 the rest 😪 of American 🇺🇸 citizens 👪. America 🎇🎊🇺🇸 is the best 🏆 I'm 💘 in love 😍💞 of America 🎇🎊🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😘😘😘🇺🇸☺️😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸And I 👈👁 mean 😏 not there a date 👫 exactly ✌💪👌 to dedicate ♂ these huge 🍆💦🍅 words 📓 for U 🍆🔥✊. S. A because we are better 👍 we have technology 💡 we have better 👍 stuff 💰 our territory 🔯💦 is so huge 🍆 and there as many 👬 stuff 😝😘👌 brilliants on 🔛 our places 🏆 and our states 🇺🇸 and we got 🍸 to avoid 🙅 the worse 📉 or take 👊 the wrong 👎 and make 💘 it right 👌. if someone 👤😒 is watching ⌚ my comment 🛑💬 if you 👉🙋 want 😍 you 👈 can give 👉 a like 😄 here down 👇⬇ on 🔛 the chat ⁉ life 💓 America 🇺🇸 glorious 😇 America 🇺🇸 life 💓 for all 💯 American 🇺🇸 citizens 🙊. Best 👌🔝 America 🇺🇸 number 🔢 one 😤😬 America 🇺🇸 everyone 👥 we're proud 😤 to being an American 🇺🇸 citizen 👪 ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😎😎😎😎😎😎💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 American 🇺🇸 nothing 🚫 gonna 🔥 ever 😠 keep 👌 you 👈 down ⬇ because America 🇺🇸 is with us 👨
is this going to happen
please tell mw youre jokiny they wont do this becauw3 i watched new jerma
8:42 someone really thought "jailbait" was an intimidating name for an antagonist
Following up that name with "he's got some interesting plans for your face" is terrifying, though prob not the way they intended
@chuckbatmangaming sound kinda hot to me ngl
Seeing a new fmv thumbnail from 2ndjerma is a wonderful feeling
I felt a massive, quite painful grumbling in my tummy, and surmised that either a new 2ndjerma video has been released or the 3 doritos locos tacos overloaded with hot sauce that i ate for breakfast were finally digesting. And upon opening my TH-cam subscription feed and coming to terms with my beautiful intuitive realization, seemingly out of nothing more than excitement, 37 seconds ago I shit my pants
i wish your fingers got boroken so you couldnt have typed that
good comment
Artistically rich comment
insightful comment
mummy please
Jerma is that action hero that returns from retirement for one more gig. He just does it multiple times.
i wish my town also had 50 random spike pits
I can arrange that
this stream feels like it was streamed in 2019
I thought it was until I read this comment.
Why 2019 specifically lol
@@PhilosophyByHer he played quite a bit of old fmv games in 2019-2020, though he did also play gazillaionaire somewhat recently (not fmv but incredibly old game) so it's whatever
@@weedteaivy ohhh okay thanks
That car game looks like a fake video game from a sitcom
i shit you not there's an unlicensed nascar game on the snes that looks almost exactly like that one, i didnt know this was a subgenre of racing games
yay, thanks jack
I thought his name is Jeremy
he changed it for this video only
Holy shit the starting music in that first game does not have to go that hard
You know, it's kinda cathartic watching grandpa play retirement home games.
You're right Jerma, I am glad you have these disks. There's no other way to document the greatest 3 point shooter of our generation. Curry has nothing on Roxy.
I swear Jerma wouldve been made to be in these 3DO games as a character
There must be a jerma fmv game we must make it happen
jerma as mr green with a dramatic supervillain fmv intro and then the game is just blackjack
So much of the chat in this stream was people transcribing the distinctive sound effects, which was fun
digital!
Yeah, you're not so tough!
I understand this is unlikely to happen with his reign nearing a close, but I would love to see an actual FMV game featuring Jerma as the game director. Maybe even one that he just appears in for a few scenes or does voice acting for.
The Candle (2028)
@elisis My lord youre so right. A dying wizard passing along the candle to the player? Cutscenes similar/with the same vibe as the mortician in Mad Dog Mccree for when the light blows out? Encounters with tranders and enemies in really poorly put together costumes? Dunno if youre joking or not, but youre onto something.
it'll have to be an intentially bad gambling sim game with FMV cutscenes, driving scenes (more like car crashing scenes), and all-round tomfoolery
Me, when I walk out of the bathroom after taking a massive dump and am met by my roommate: 7:10
jerma dies at the end of jerma985
makes snese?
Yea I know I saw it in the trailwr
Thanks for spolier, blockhead
It was inevitable, the show is 10+ years old by now, it's like megaman zero they have to kill the protagonist so they can stop making sequels
Yeah, you're not so tough.
M! M-m-m!
I joined during gridderz and immediately left because it confused me so much I got stressed
9:19 Have a nice death, baby!
He is so real for his trailer rant
I thought that thumbnail was Colin Mochrie and this was a Whose Line Is It Anyway clip.
Which is funny, because both Whose Line and Jerma share similarities.
Both star males with crippling physiological impediments.
In Colin Mochrie's case it is baldness, in Jerma's case it is dwarfism.
Oh my god it's not just me seeing Mochrie 😭
real, i was expecting him to play a Whose Line Is It Anyway game with FMV cutscenes
Who up digging they crops
I literally cannot believe the Megarace thumbnail, I thought nobody else had ever heard of that game before but I loved it as a kid
I watched this live and dont remember 70% of what he says in this. He neuralized me.
Arooo (rooo rooo)~
Arooo (rooo rooo)~
Jerma kicked my ass in a Wegman's bathroom like two months ago and I still haven't recovered. Doctors say they may have to take the whole butt. We've been trying to contact him or his lawyers to discuss options for a prosthetic but he keeps forwarding my calls to a defunct Nintendo Power hotline. Can anyone help?
Something similar happened to me in a Wendy's bathroom. He tried shoving a baseball up my ass for the "baseball stream"? My lawyers got a hold of him but had to let go when he bit them.
Had this issue myself, lube really helped
Painfully unfunny and cringe
@@user-cp9id1mj8b cry harder
You probably laugh at ligma
catching that last game live was torment... the amount of restarts and BS near-completions was astounding.... THE CASINO!
That cursor looked like it was being moved with a laptop trackpad
@@chuckbatmangaming nah, i've only ever played on laptop trackpads and they're not nearly as bad. that one was miserable. and the mods doing the horsie race...
i spent all my channel points on a horse and now i am in danger of bankruptcy. please advise
He claims he physical owns a 3DO. Yeah right, just like he owns 40 Davecubes. More like 3DaveO if you ask me.
41:00 cat timestamp
I decided to watch this in an isolated shack in the woods at night. As I was laughing at the video, I vaguely heard rustling outside my house, but I ignored it, assuming that it a deer or raccoon. However, when I later peered out of my window, I saw a shadowy figure creeping outside in the bushes. I went outside to investigate. As soon as I went through the door, I was ambushed by a robed figure, wielding a battle axe. I only caught a mere glimpse of the man as he executed me. The only thing I could determine about the man is that he was very "compact."
2ndJerma videos are like the trailers for the vods bc it spoils everything yet I still don't know what the fuck is going on
i watched most of this stream. i didnt know what was going on either
Gridders had no right having such a banger soundtrack.
Originally Streamed November 20th 2018
i went and found the Gridders soundtrack on yutube its AMAZINGG
I read the title and thought he played have a nice death but the name was just a coincidence
How the hell does this guy know my sister just had a baby.
Congratulations on becoming a father!
Wait same
12:57 that’s literally the Gotham City skyline from the 90s Batman comics
cant believe they made castle griffensteed into a videogame movie
the pack leader calls himself what now?
8:40 what did they mean by this
OH MY GOD 3 IS MY LUCKY NUMBER!!!
Jerma puts the lad in glad. What a lad.
Jermania Live,
The Dollhouse,
The Carnival Stream,
THE CANDLE,
and now even the revolutionary "3DO"?!?
This man is an innovator!!!
I will never die.
I had a dream where jerma played fear and hunger, please make it actually happen
so true beset !
no i think he would hate it and turn it off after 20 minutes to play a game called The Exquisite Boner Adventure or some shit
Honestly I respect Jerma's ability to stick with these games as long as he does.
Some of these games just give me a migraine, I feel like I would stop playing after like 10 minutes.
You missed that one!
Digital!
Digital!
jerkma
13:29 Baby's first GarageBand loop
NO NOT THE MEATGRINDER
25:54 bro are you kidding me the bgm here kicks ass
I need that track!
@aka_DADA i actually found it and posted the link but TH-cam automatically deleted it
If you wanna search for it the title of the video is "Live! 3DO Magazine - Menu Music #2 (Issues 06 - 11)"
@@aka_DADA the title is "Live! 3DO Magazine - Menu Music #2 (Issues 06 - 11)" and it's on a channel called The Foreseen Arcade
When I was like 11 i used to play this on this guys pc. He was dating my mom. He was EXACTLY like the guy in this video.
honey, wake up, Jerma uploaded.
schmoo
These are literally my favorite type of Jerma streams. So glad he us still doing these every now and then. No one can top the e-clown king.
I’ve been waiting to die
The racing game has the same audio landscape as the possession scenes in the FAITH games
Jerma makes me feel like a chill guy
2:43 bookmarking it so i can come back to this confusing ass moment
0:41 congregation jumpscare be careful
My friend has congregation in 9 runs and her hardest is pictured as perfect (IDL)
thank you I will.
the 3DO was a bold experiment in the console world in that no other company would try to make every game look like one of those bootleg genesis cartridges
We're back baby
but i dont wanan die
Oh hey jerma we thought you were dead.
still cant believe jerma is dead
basketball game is actually pretty solid lol
My thrillometer is off the charts
digital !
05:14 gave me dark souls flashbacks
I LOVED MEGA RACE AS A KID. It came on our Packard Bell back when they used to come with a bunch of programs for kids on CDs, some of which were just demos. Ours came with a program that was an education underwater type thing, a program all about speed that had a rollercoaster ride on it, and a bunch of other gems lost to time. 😭
Found the undersea one
th-cam.com/video/kAh_Ta2VLVQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=s_42TnsDrkLXzuAX
I just knocked out both my front teeth :(
uploaded right after my session at the cadaver lab what the hell
dude welcome back from the dead 🧟♀️
hell yeah
TORTURE STREAM IN ORBIT
my ass thinking jerma bought an asmr mic
In 30 years jerma will be grafted into a battle car and made to death race for the amusement of chat
Insane streamer, who watches 15 minutes of a movie by constantly skipping through it, complains about trailer editing!
Jerma please dont kill me i got kids man
Look mom retired insane grandpa is playing games agaaain
20 crowns?? CROWNS?? thats literally my currency (kroner) 20 kroner is NOTHING
why was the driving guy flirting with us?
I was there, and at this point I still don't believe the 3DO was real.
can someone please tell me the name of the game Jermizzle is playing at 6:00
nvm it’s called Megarace
Demon? No
Me? Inconclusive
I think i might die idk
37:52
Of all the unfunny things I sent in chat that stream he _had_ to hone in on “3do zerkoff mag” smh
how do I find this basketball game?
wait I have played that first game years ago, what is it?
These jerma comps are getting a little insane. They have to be digging deep to find these clips
Johnathan is back