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That is so incredible. All that productivity in occupying territories and they've only won the world cup once.
Ouch! 😂
Hahahah🤣🤣
Germany sends their regards
Lol, Legendary comment 😂
@@OfficeBlokes I know you guys don't really do shows, but ya'll should absolutely react to The Mandalorian if you guys are Star Wars fans. Even if you aren't Star Wars fans you'll still love it, but a lot of the references will go over your head.
I found out I'm half Welsh and half Hungarian. I'm proud to be Well-Hung.
shut up bad joke
Lmao
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@@aj897 super old joke.. Like the Bangkok hit in the balls when I was a kid
Haha 😂 😂
Love how in the thumbnail mike and daz look like they're treating jt soberly and seriously, and Dave has the slightedt smile. Like "Fuck yeah. We did that shit, god save the queen"
😂
That's cause Dave is crazy patriotic Ii guaranteed u he tries explain away half these "invasions" 😆🤣😂😹😆 lolo
God save the king now
Guys, you’ve mentioned the English language and one of you said, “we still use some French...” - so you absolutely have to watch:
*Oversimplified: The War That Changed the English Language.*
I'm part British, German, Dutch, and French. I always wondered why I fight myself constantly. I love the term "peacekeeping mission." We were already peaceful before you invaded us.
Wow your all of those heritages, in your DNA is literally a WW1/2
Would have been a 5 second video if it were called "Every Country England Hasn't Invaded"
"Every Country England Hasn't Invaded *YET* " we might get round to it eventually.
Give us the list and we'll complete it.
My DNA test revealed....
34% Irish
31% Scottish
26% English
5% Norway
2% Sweden...born and live in County Durham NE UK.
I’m american descended from Yorkshire stock, I have similar levels of Scandinavian DNA. Vikings Stronk!
And 0% people give a 💩
@@krystlev6810 Sad little troll with no life awwww...
@Adolf Hitler Hi Adolf. Huge fan!😃
"Peacekeeping mission" is nice-sounding slang for "war but we're not doing the paperwork". Much of the US's work in the Middle East has been "peacekeeping".
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There were really very few "peacekeeping" missions. The perception of value of Saudi Arabia is really only about 100 years old. The world economy did not rely on fossil fuels prior to that.
Yeah before they were just worthless desert
If the Brits would have kept Saudi Arabia that would have been wild
Fun fact; The most celebrated holiday around the world after Christmas is Independence from Britain. On average every 7 days someone somewhere around the world celebrates independence from Britain. That’s mad
Think you all need to do an Ancestry DNA test on Office Bloke try and reveal.
why give your dna to the chinese?
@@cckmanofsteel2393 I’m sure there are some British companies that specialize in the same thing if they want to go that route.
HOW?
@L M Uploaded my raw data to 3 other sites and got slightly different results. No substantial difference.
Yes DNA test. My Dad was born in NY. my mother in Yokohama , Japan and I was born in Augusta , Georgia. My test came back 50 % Japanese 31 % English 16% German and 3 % Swedish.
Seeing England now....it's hard to imagine.
yes british liberated Indians.. many millions infact, from this world. it was a peace keeping mission for nearly 200 years
Fudged the Subcontinent real bad. Glad Bangladesh, India are overcoming, slowly but steadily, not sure Pakistan is doing that well.
@@mrsmith9597 land is same. And India’s original name is Bharat/ Bharatvarsh, and it existed since 300 BC in archeological history and as per old epic texts, basically in literature, name’s origin for this land is way much older. It doesn’t matter whether it was called Mughal empire or something else, collective identity of people living is this regions was always Bharatvasi/Indians.
Also Mughal empire only ruled North India, there are southern, norther eastern and western part also where different dynasties ruled.
In subcontinent there were never boundaries, land of Hindustan (name of India during Mughal empire, Hind and India word has same origin) or Bharatvarsh had same connection for people living here thousands years ago or presently.
The British Empire had so many "peace keeping missions in Muslim countries", that thousands of Muslims had died by the time the British Empire ended, so thank you for that British Empire.
I think they should have the highest rated comment is your opener. i.e. "I'm Office Bloke Mike and the Wu-tang clan ain't nothin', to fuck wit."
"Ginger Holocast" sounds like one of those grade Z movies Full Moon studios make/made.
😂
It's quite something to make little of the English invasions of France - the last time the French invaded Britain successfully was in 1066. Edward III started the Hundred Year's War with France (Crecy, Sluys, Poitiers, Agincourt etc) because he was claiming the French throne for himself - as did Henry V, who actually got the French King to cede France to England. And those invasions were full-fledged campaigns of aggression and terror, Edward III famously burnt a swathe 20 miles wide across France in order to force the French army to fight - and those famous English victories nearly wiped out the French nobility.
To correct the original video: in 1920 the “Government of Ireland act 1920” ALL of Ireland was granted independence from the British Empire; however 6 counties did not wish to leave the empire because of the economic advantage and as such on 3rd of May 1921 the Province of “Ulster”/Northern Ireland was formed and last year 2021 marked the century of the founding Northern Ireland.
As a Norwegian viking i love your guys reactions, thumbs up and keep it up.
You the VIKINGS tried to INVADE my country WALES you were beaten out of WALES....THE ENGLISH INVADED MY COUNTRY WALES...we should go for independence from ENGLAND.
It's still an occupation even if they duped people into inviting them. The people were enslaved by Britain. My grandfather's generation was referred to as savages and treated as such so please don't defend British imperialism. It was horrific and the massacres were brutal.
"Balls deep in Vikings" I have never heard these words spoken before. Maybe a phrase never spoken before in human history 🤔
I dunno why, but I feel like it should be on a T-shirt 😅
I think you're right! New merch on the way 😂
The dates for Newfoundland are wrong. The British came here in 1497. They made their first permanent colony in 1583. We did join Canada in 1949. Queen Elizabeth came to my home town in Newfoundland in 1997 to mark the 500th anniversary of John Cabot landing in Newfoundland
I've got the ancestry DNA test, going to do it and submit it today actually!
Bosnian here, a d you are right, british were here for what was supposed to be a peace keeping mission but they did a really poor job lol
Probably because we were supporting the wrong side.
The massacre of the gingers lmao
He forgot about the Falklands
The Falklands were already ours
@@paddystrongjaw9995 Very True
It was the bad English weather. You just needed a few hundred vacation spots.
The Mongolian Empire was the second largest empire in history, and it was still only 68% of the size of the British Empire as of 1920. It's not even close.
At one time, Britain controlled 1/4 of the entire world's area.
I've learned something new today but I agree with Office Bloke Dave on this one. It's all in the past, which is where it should stay! There's no need for anyone to apologize for anything that's happened centuries ago!
Tell that to Blacks in USA, and Koreans.
Says a person full of hate and bitter as shit!
@@ThaTyphon The fact that you keep brining up that shit only keeps hate alive and causes further division between people, and for what? the color of someone's skin? That makes you just as ignorant as slave owners who did wrong to begin with and just as wrong. I feel bad for you!
Says the person that brought up a woman that has nothing to do with the contents of this video.
@@Amberelyse I don't even know who you are, and to be honest, you don't matter. go cry elsewhere!
Hahah us swedes be chilling😁 we taught you guys how to invade😋
"We don't need that much space."
-says British dude while watching video on British Empire 😂
They also missed Korea, which as a Korean I didn't know about - they wanted to curb Russia's expansion to a warm port throughout the 19th century (also why they supported the Ottomans in the Crimean War) - and as part of that they occupied a small island off the coast of Korea for like 2 years but the KOrean gov't at first didnt' even know about it lmao
But seeing as Korea was invaded & occupied & colonized by Japan for 36 years, Koreans don't really have much beef w/ Western powers b/c Brits & US helped us get independence in WW2
So basically if a country had a coastline, the British have invaded at some point in history. LOL!
this probably would suprise alot...the philippines once coloinzed by brits for a very brieft of time ...
This does not include the Peninsular Campaign of 1811 under Wellington, Tunisia, Algeria & Morocco in 1943. The Hawaian Islands
"Balls deep into vikings" -- interesting, Dave. ;-)
:)
“I don’t think they were like, ok we’re gonna invade there and there” wellllll…..
Thus at a certain time: The Sun never sets on the British Empire.
I recommend reacting to Know your ally: Britain
Hey, so where exactly are the podcasts? I use google podcast app, and the last one it shows you uploaded was September of 2020
Most of us are mixed in some way. As an American, I am a mixture of English, Scottish, and Irish but my earlier ancestors came from Normandy, France. My DNA is from there as well. My younger brother is named Eric after Eric the Red. LOL
hi from Florida. I am a brit living in the USA for the past 19 years. Nice video
England is not another name for Britain. The Union jack is the flag of the UK, not England.
I am not anti-English, But I am Scottish and it gets on my nerves when people think England and Britain are the same thing. England is just part of the island of Great Britain. England is just a part of the island of Great Britain. Referring to England as Great Britain is like like thinking Texas is another name of the USA.
Scotland and England had loads of wars with each other before they joined together.
A little muddy. Raids, tactical movements of troops over the territory of allied (or indeed enemy) countries, support of one side during a civil war and so on are not really invasions but in the most philologicaly strict way. But I get the point.
I have to ask. What is the percentage of gingers that eat the ginger with their sushi.
They don't even include us as a country anymore lmao. They invaded Maldives too
They showed the flag at the end though. 🇲🇻
I hate apologists. History is in the past. Study it, learn from it, and move on. I will apologize for any wrongs I've done, but I'll be damned if I'll apologize for something people I never knew did.
That's not being an apologist. Being an apologist is when you make excuses for why those things happened. Dave kept saying "I'm not an apologist" and then immediately doing apologetics by saying "it was invade or be invaded back then" which is false. Also the fact that you "hate" apologists says a lot about you.
@@johnbrown8570 yes it says a lot about me. I live in the present. Any fool who wants to go around saying "I'm so sorry that my people did X to your people 1200 hundred years ago are just that, fools. And I don't tolerate fools well. I will acknowledge that I used the wrong term. It was the term he used and it sounded right. Regardless, you knew what both he and I were getting at. I will not live my life hanging my head in shame because of something I had no control over, and no, I have no respect for those who do. You fix problems. You don't cry over them.
oh yeah, do a dna test thing for the channel. would be fun to see when you all have the result. wait and open them all together
When I ruled the world by Coldplay summed this up musically! Fun video reaction 🤣😂🤣
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I don’t know if you can count the areas invaded that were defended by people with spears and arrows as the same thing as defeating a modern fighting force of the era.
Fun fact but for a time in the 60's when Afghanistan was a holiday destination - there was a Marks and Spencers store there. Truly invaded 😂 go read about it 😊
You guys should do an Ancestry Test!!
You guys should watch "The Gunfighter" short film.
That would be awesome. One of my all time favorite shorts!
and now, former residents of those colonies and invaded territories have taken over London and a number of English cities.
I am a Canadian with English, Scottish, French and possibly Belgian ancestry.
France wasn't France during many of the early listed dates.
This video has a lot of balls to consider the dates in WWII as the same as a hostile invasion.
Yo, Vikings is an amazing show..Have you guys ever thought of reacting to a show?
Also, I would definitely be interested in the DNA testing! You can request your info private when getting it done if you don't want people related to be able to find you through it btw.
lol it legit is as simple as "just invade"
My professor would say,”England occupied and/or colonized 95% of the world.”
Saudi Arabia: In the First World War the Royal Navy supported operations both at sea and on land against the Turkish forces in the Hejaz, and of course Lawrence of Arabia and other British officers were embedded with the Arab rebels and blowing up trains.
Japan: Besides the 1945 occupation, British warships bombarded the towns of Kagoshima and Shimonoseki in 1863, including landing forces at the latter.
In the Second World War, British forces at land and sea were definitely in the thick of things in French North Africa, so I'd say that Operation Torch resulted in the invasion of Morocco, Algeria and eventually Tunisia. In addition, English forces in the 17th century occupied Tangiers and attacked Tunis and Algiers, and the Royal Navy led a multinational force that bombarded Algiers in 1816 to compel its ruler to release European slaves.
Portugal and the UK are allies under a treaty that goes back to the 14th century, but it wasn't in effect in the late 16th century until the 1640s due to the Spanish king also occupying the throne of Portugal. Hence, ports in the Azores, mainland Portugal and colonial Brazil were attacked by English warships in the Elizabethan era.
Why Korea wasn't included I'm at a loss, as UK troops fought hard with the United Nations force in the Korea War...if the South didn't think this was an "invasion" the North certainly would.
I think it would be interesting to see the dna test. I'm American and did one because I really had no idea other than German, and it came back 44% German, 29% British/Irish, 15% Broadly Northwestern European, 9% Scandinavian, 3% Polish.
9:37 Armenia never invaded by Brits 😅
They have solved a lot of crimes with those family tree tests.
Would I be out of place here to suggest you react to a music video Corpo-Mente Ort? The video is then in a studio. You guys have a nice range of musical tastes and this is something different from a very talented French band. Love the channel. Just found it today and subscribed. Watching a lot of your backlog.
It definitely seems "US" cousins in America are deeply rooted in your military love.. but you need to catch up now in modern history.. lol
They need to stay OUT of America! They might be impressed with the military, but they are jealous, and hate the US all the same. Go kiss your French "cousins" where the sun don't shine. 🍑
👀 I’m Ginger 😂🤯
23 and Me says: 99.4% Northwestern European.
56.4% British and Irish
38.7% German and French
1% Scandinavian
3.3% Broadly European.
LOL.
I'm more European than most Europeans, and my family's been in the US since the late 1600s.
I hate to nit pick but as I was born there I do know how it's pronounced haha its pronounced AN TEE GA not AN TIG WA and yes I know it's a Spanish name and it's supposed to be pronounced AN TEE GWA but all antiguans pronounce it AN TEE GA
It's a travesty that our children aren't taught this in school, just how special they are, how special their ancestors were.
It’s so weird but on my Dads side there are quite a few red heads and my own father had red hair as a kid. I would love to know about my ancestry. I think it would be easier to track the European side than the African side probably. Would be interesting to know who my ancestors were
Love the video, a perspective for us across the pond.
I loved the book "1000 Years of Annoying the French". Amusing and informative.
Vikings is a great show
It was a great series, but they killed Ragnar off way too early. I don't think they knew how many seasons there would be.
When Ragnar died it dropped off for me.
Also I agree with ancestory test on the try channel!
The English also invaded other places not mentioned for the Battle of San Juan 1595 & like... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Juan_(1595) and for the Battle of San Juan 1797, just to mention a some; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Juan_(1797)
Love the reactions but this ones definitely pretty biased- especially since they keep saying they aren’t obligated to apologize but they continue to defend the “peacekeeping” missions and justifying invasions
Like Daz said, a lot of that is spread over a long period of time and not consistently an empire. Many places only occupied for a few years. The longest continuous empire is the Egyptian empire.
So it was okay because it was spread out over a long period of time, not consistent, and only for a few years? WTF? Another justifier and denier of Britain's greedy, empirical past. You must be related to the Blokes. 🤣
so norway did more damage to the brits then the brits did to norway during the viking times since the napoleon times norway was more with a war with denmark to be their own independent country and not own by danish land so its not weird dave are balls deep into vikings xD
I will bet my life savings that a DNA test will reveal that Dave's lineage can be traced back to the bathroom of The Brazen Head in Dublin.
I'm from India and I am proud to say I've honestly never heard anyone say anything unkind about the English. And that includes my grandfathers generation and quite a few of them were locked up for "civil disobedience". Most people would think you were loony if you said anything.
You Just a slave, britain robbery trilions and kill millions of índias, Go study history
By far my favourite reaction channel atm 🙌 Rule Brittania 🇬🇧😂
And then Germans were like "We want some more Lebensraum in Poland!" And the Brits were like "You monsters!"
UK is the definition of size doesn't matter
Speaking for America, I don't think I've ever heard anybody here bring up a grudge or hard feelings about the past. If anything, we feel kinship with England both culturally and ethnically. We love Brits and that's a fact!
Well, they could have kept Megan Markel (or whatever her name is) there though! They didn't have to let her leave! ROFLMAO
Common language helps quite a bit.
There is. That's why scripture says things like
Habakkuk 2:5
[5]Yea also, because he transgresseth by wine, *he is a proud man, neither keepeth at home, who enlargeth his desire as hell, and is as death, and cannot be satisfied, but gathereth unto him all nations, and heapeth unto him all people:*
And the judgement
Revelation 13:10
[10]He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.
@@Acadian75 haters are fans that just don't know it yet ☺️
Speak for yourself. This kinship may have existed once, - maybe - a long time ago, but not anymore. The majority of Brits hate America and Americans. Always backhanded compliments if you really listen. All we share now is the same language, but after listening to these guys, I'm not so sure about that anymore either. I think you fell for the accent. 🤣
If y'all ever do another reaction to country music y'all should react to "Forever Country"
It’s totally fine to say “that was the way of the world back then” but you should also recognize that a lot of the decisions the British made back then have very real and very negative effects in countries around the world to this day. Its not about guilt, it’s about acknowledgement.
Relax, nothing that happened before your parents were born has anything to do with anything.
@@davedammitt7691 lol false
Oh please, if it weren't for the British some of those colonies would still be living in grass huts and have no hospitals, courts, airports, roads, railways, etc.
@@catherinelw9365 It's HOW the British went about all these wonderful improvements. 😀
@@catherinelw9365 sure no one is denying that they brought a lot of advancements to these places but at the cost of millions of lives they took also while under their rule… you can still criticize the wrong they did as well.
even god couldn't trust the english in the dark
Criminy, it would have been shorter to just list the countries that were not invaded or occupied by the British. I did one of those ancestry tests and it's all English, Irish, Scottish, but that was no surprise, as an American I already knew that both sides of the family came from there.
Portugal is the only country we've not been at war with nor invaded.
@jermaine tobin It's the only one I learnt about in history.
I think the word "Invasion" is being used in a very broad term that deceptive....all these places did not have wars. There were various treaties and agreements to take on British law and rule to be protected from others close by invaders. Smh. This is why whites in general have delusion of grandeur about all this stuff. Nothing is ever told as it really happened. Power words are used to suggest a conquering people that conquered by force which didn't happened. Like they lost against America when America wasn't fully developed which tells you that when territory is not familiar they use other methods to get what they want. This gives the idea they spilled blood and that's not even remotely close...they would have gone extinct easily.
The British also invaded Florida and occupied it when it was a Spanish colony in the 1500s and 1600s
Props on you Blokes for admitting to your relationship to the French. I find it ironic that many people from GB won't admit any connection, despite the fact that French was the official language of the British Royal family from 1066 to Henry VIII. You are indeed cousins.
Yeah, but not by the populace.
@@jjwatcher What makes modern English different from its' earlier variations is a heavy influence from the French language, so yes, even the general populace. Words like money, denim, advice, orgin, honesty, habit, beef, chamber, liberal, modern, utensils, sport, war and too many more to list here are ALL originally from FRENCH. Some linguists have even argued that English is a Creole language due to heavy Latin and French influence. And as far as genetics go, do you actually think the French nobility that took over England in 1066 kept to themselves or do you think they had plenty of side dalliances with the locals?
"there's quite a few Anglo-French phrases that we still use, isn't there?" A large percentage of the English vocabulary comes from French. 30% or something.
It's likely around that much, yeah...There is also a lot of Latin, since the Romans occupied what is now England for 3 1/2 centuries. English is odd, in that, the structure is Germanic, but the vocabulary is predominantly that of Latin and its language family--especially French, Spanish, and old medieval/vulgar Latin itself. If not for the crushing defeat of the Spanish Armada in 1588 or the thirty years war between 1618-1648, it could have been much different, too.
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Roman empire before British empire
People seam to forget England was invaded her self by the Saxons Vikings Romans the trick is not to repeat history
It's fun watching you do your own country :P
Narrator has a sliding definition of the word “Invaded” to loosely encompass “Occupied”, “Conquered”, “Explored”, “UN Participant”, “Annexed”, and “Advised.”
The massacre of the gingers is not true haha
Made the entire world better in the process