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  • @GameGuyandLuLuPink
    @GameGuyandLuLuPink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10546

    Those eggs have... Blood and feathers coming out?
    PETA knows that store eggs don't contain bird fetuses right?

    • @TheSonic1685
      @TheSonic1685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +727

      Let alone live chickens.

    • @shreddertheman9995
      @shreddertheman9995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      what do you mean the fetus is the best part

    • @icypk6190
      @icypk6190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      Kids don't know this so they lie to them.

    • @freakkyser
      @freakkyser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      They eat chicken fetuses in Asia, send peta there

    • @woodpencil441
      @woodpencil441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Alex Schaeffer what idiots they are
      Everyone knows that eggs contains chicken urine

  • @alyssalelis1084
    @alyssalelis1084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    When I was a kid, I thought the tofu was soap.
    And I was so confused on why she wanted to eat soap turkey.

    • @caseycat7481
      @caseycat7481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Soap turkey is my favorite dish, what u talking about

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Soap Turkey is heaven ascension Veganism

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Maybe tofu does taste like soap

    • @no.850
      @no.850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When I was a kid and played this this traumatized me

    • @20ksubscriberswithoutanyvi93
      @20ksubscriberswithoutanyvi93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pfft soap turkey is the best thanksgiving dinner to ever be made..

  • @darksuperganon
    @darksuperganon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4195

    Hey if feathers and blood are coming out of your eggs, it's a sign to stop taking acid before you cook.

    • @Prgrant-gj6st
      @Prgrant-gj6st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      WHOPUT LSD IN MY CRACK COCAINE

    • @fkssjs
      @fkssjs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Help the aliens took my weed

    • @sourfrog4263
      @sourfrog4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fkssjs why?

    • @sourfrog4263
      @sourfrog4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They stole some of my fellow frogs that are hiding in our trench coat

    • @--------352
      @--------352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or you just took a old egg

  • @289rory
    @289rory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4753

    You know, out of my countless times playing this game when I was younger, never did I ever pay attention to the fact that they tried to make me vegan. Wow.

    • @TailsTheFox32
      @TailsTheFox32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      Same. I didn't even know what a vegan was

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Psh. Like PETA would ever make me vegan. lol

    • @gamemage3009
      @gamemage3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      A lot of people say that about PETA games. It's ironic. They never actually end up convincing people to turn vegan.

    • @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576
      @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I just now realised it too. I used to think the turkey came out looking disgusting cause Charlie just blew. Now i realise its cause PETA is nothing but assholes trying to push their stupid agenda

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Bruh I just thought this was a comedy game

  • @lasagnamafia
    @lasagnamafia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4392

    When I was a literal small child I used to unironically play this
    I didn’t even know what a vegan was
    I just thought that this was the actual game

    • @manoellotti36
      @manoellotti36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Bruh moment

    • @forrest7186
      @forrest7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      same

    • @resyal4916
      @resyal4916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      same but I only played the first half and skipped the vegan part because "its boring"

    • @atlasbees
      @atlasbees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@resyal4916 I never even knew there was a vegan part (reading comments during the vid)

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

  • @raltmae73
    @raltmae73 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5894

    peta's logic on eggs
    blood comes out

    • @FlatlandsSurvivor
      @FlatlandsSurvivor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      +Rain Altmäe and feathers. Also, anyone who hugs a turkey is getting an ER visit.

    • @HH-ct9gx
      @HH-ct9gx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Rain Altmäe can't forget the feathers!

    • @alexroberts2131
      @alexroberts2131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cause the eggs were meant to be fertile

    • @alexroberts2131
      @alexroberts2131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ***** ??? I know that the game was just being dramatic

    • @malamindulo
      @malamindulo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Rain Altmäe And when you have a turkey, the brain stem is sticking out.

  • @VampirateYuki
    @VampirateYuki 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    This didn't convince me to become a vegan but it did show me how confused PETA is about what happens when you pluck bird feathers and crack eggs, hint: there is no blood involved.

    • @wiwbssjh8233
      @wiwbssjh8233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      VampirateYuki that’s not even the worst part P.E.T.A kills more than 10,000 animals a year

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’ve seen chickens get there feathers plucked right after killing and there isn’t a drop of blood formed from it

    • @Damnalright
      @Damnalright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sfs Aviation Apparently PETA loves destroying children's innocence.

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sparky BB there are much,much worse ways of ripping away the innocence of those little crotch goblins

    • @Damnalright
      @Damnalright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sfs Aviation Yes, like giving them comics full of gore and insults your mother,
      Or maybe making a woman pose naked for all eyes to view.
      Or maybe kidnapping their pets and killing them.
      Or maybe intepreting their favorite videogame characters as muderers.
      And there so, much, more.

  • @todabsolute
    @todabsolute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    This videogame trying to stop meat eaters was as effective as that one flash game where you kill everyone with a minigun trying to stop school shootings

    • @zaneplayx3176
      @zaneplayx3176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      pico school? that game? that was made by an edgy teen with nothing better 2 do, btw he doesn't use a minigun, he uses a rifle, automatic? semi-automatic? we still don't know to this day

    • @todabsolute
      @todabsolute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@zaneplayx3176 nah man I just tried to search it up and at least 6 similar flash games immediately popped up, that was definitely not a big deal of a game
      but I remember the MC was a bit buff and the minigun was unrealistically big

    • @Natoursofcourse
      @Natoursofcourse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@todabsolute Heavy weapon man

    • @m.m.2258
      @m.m.2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Picos school was hella sick. Nobody knew I had the Slipknot tee in my locker next to the tommy gun

    • @Natoursofcourse
      @Natoursofcourse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@m.m.2258 Yeah right edgelord

  • @Chaoticus9
    @Chaoticus9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    Only PETA can make something so simple and innocent into something so over the top and terrible.

    • @StriderBlitzwing
      @StriderBlitzwing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      they did with mario and pokemon hell there's pokemon and mcdonalds crossover game made by peta

    • @longdong1622
      @longdong1622 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ***** They make it look fun.

    • @Zosalot
      @Zosalot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Royally Major It's hilarious because a simple Google search will reveal PETA euthanizes more animals than they "save."

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zosalot
      Oof

    • @alyssamay9237
      @alyssamay9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some Company: *makes a cute children’s game that’s supposed to teach a valuable life lesson or allow you to hang out with your friends whenever*
      PETA: WOW, look at this anti-animal propaganda! We gotta do something! Think of the vegans- I mean, children!

  • @MananagKiVato
    @MananagKiVato 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Has peta heard of infertile eggs?

    • @Kwak444
      @Kwak444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      If you've heard of infertile women then you've probably met my wife.

    • @iexistasaconstruct
      @iexistasaconstruct 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what

    • @Damnalright
      @Damnalright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Timothy Macdonald-Morgan lmao

    • @sirfloss
      @sirfloss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Timothy Macdonald-Morgan is everything ok?

    • @Tay_Tay4321
      @Tay_Tay4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what

  • @PeninjaPlaysTheThing
    @PeninjaPlaysTheThing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5915

    Has anyone at peta actually cooked a dead animal or are rhey just guessing.

    • @sirromanov3038
      @sirromanov3038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +858

      Did you know PETA animal shelters slaughter and throw away animals that don't get adopted within a time limit?

    • @declan7551
      @declan7551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      At least the spca has commercials to adopt them.

    • @HarunoMaxwell6115
      @HarunoMaxwell6115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Sir Romanov I get they don't want to hoard that many sheltered animals, but KILLING them!? Wow.......

    • @andrews9695
      @andrews9695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@sirromanov3038 to be fair what else are you supposed to do with them they can only hold so many animals.

    • @pnkgxd1734
      @pnkgxd1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I used to work at a turkey farm the week before Thanksgiving, and this shit is really inaccurate. These failed abortions should have researched. If they did, they would know that the head comes off before the guts. The feathers come off right after it's slaughtered, and they keep it relatively clean the whole time.

  • @Doofpilled
    @Doofpilled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    Wait peta was behind that game?? Dude I remember me and my friends playing that game all the time never actually turned me away from eating animals as a kid

  • @VictorKane115
    @VictorKane115 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    I was getting a little hungry until the tofu showed up.

    • @theblackkat2164
      @theblackkat2164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet you were, lair.

    • @Paralytixc
      @Paralytixc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @KvS1x3
      @KvS1x3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TheBlack Kat woooooosh

    • @ludicrous5765
      @ludicrous5765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TheBlack Kat
      lair
      noun
      a place where a wild animal lives.
      "the badgers carried the food back to their lair"

    • @kenneeman8648
      @kenneeman8648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheBlack Kat r/woosh

  • @FBvampire
    @FBvampire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2935

    I have never once cracked an egg and blood came out wtf

    • @mouthmw
      @mouthmw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      what about feathers? yea?

    • @JohnSmith-bg2yu
      @JohnSmith-bg2yu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      It happens really, really rarely. Sometimes it means the bird is sick, sometimes a blood vessel that the yolk was hanging off of gets trapped when the yolk develops, it can mean a lot of things and it's more common in certain types of chicken. I grew up on a farm with a coop and I only remember us finding a blood spot once. It's really unlikely.

    • @FBvampire
      @FBvampire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      and in this games eggs it's like 100% blood, not even any egg in there

    • @JohnSmith-bg2yu
      @JohnSmith-bg2yu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Classic PETA.

    • @alison9189
      @alison9189 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      because they want to make you turned off from eating animal products

  • @TheBokkelul
    @TheBokkelul 8 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Those PETA guys really cannot cook it seems, no wonder they don't like turkey dinner.

  • @spathiax36
    @spathiax36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I didn't know this game was made by PETA, back then with my friends we used to love to beat the shit out of the turkey and speedrun the game and whoever was the fastesr was the coolest.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      PETA did a good job promoting animal cruelty

    • @alfredvonraven
      @alfredvonraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh

    • @wingedcoco
      @wingedcoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Now speedrun irl 😎😎

    • @lonew872
      @lonew872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @cool-mb7fy
      @cool-mb7fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Back then one of my favorite TH-camrs played this and tried to look for it so I could pluck the chicken.

  • @InvaderKaz2008
    @InvaderKaz2008 11 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    I love how PETA has no idea how eggs work.

    • @davidc573
      @davidc573 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      You'd be surprised. I've met plenty of people who actually thought the eggs you buy from the store would have been chicks if they weren't chilled when in reality they are pretty much chicken menstruation.

    • @InvaderKaz2008
      @InvaderKaz2008 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Holy shit... Seriously? People didn't know this?

    • @BenDover_Jr
      @BenDover_Jr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FoxOwne
      I knew that.....
      fuck off, I'm not a farmer....

    • @InvaderKaz2008
      @InvaderKaz2008 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      spideykoonrulz That you probably aren't :P

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah I tried explaining that chicken farms have two sets of chickens that lays eggs. One for making eggs who didn't breed (those goes to the stores), and the other that make eggs after breeding to have more chickens. They still try to fight with me on it -_-

  • @Torchim49
    @Torchim49 11 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    How dare they eat LIVING peas and carrots!!!

    • @SplitBallaH
      @SplitBallaH 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL XD

    • @ToastyBrain
      @ToastyBrain 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Carrots had to die because you are a meat hater.
      Do us all a favor, eat a rock. XD

    • @thelightclaw
      @thelightclaw 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dusk Wolf Stop the murder towards Rocks. Dont become a rock eater. Eat shit. :) (this was in no way an insult to you dusk)

  • @cai3886
    @cai3886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Just..wow. I remember playing this when I was younger and being mortified by the egg cracking and blood coming out, I was too young to know how the fertilization of the egg actually work. Now that I’m looking back at it, It makes me feel like that’s almost what they were trying to do.

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah that's pretty much it. they want to use as much blood and gore as possible to make you feel like the food itself is gross in some way (a kid might associate the eggs with blood if like you said- they have no idea what's inside an egg or think that some eggs are full of blood and gore)
      the eggs are also the strangest part to me because they are something you can eat without hurting the animal itself so i'm not sure why they hate them so much and wanted to make them gross too?

    • @dodoodle_3686
      @dodoodle_3686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GwyndolinOwO "grrrr egg meat grrrr BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD feather BLOOD"

  • @mlkyboo
    @mlkyboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    hes the exact same now and he was 7 years ago what

  • @justmemyselfi4688
    @justmemyselfi4688 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    All these comments are about peta, but no one noticed HIS SCORE WAS 666.

    • @justmemyselfi4688
      @justmemyselfi4688 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I seriously thought the Internet would be all over that

    • @SoraAkiraMusic
      @SoraAkiraMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      +Just Me,Myself,&I Everyone gets a score of 666 no matter what if I remember correctly

    • @WizardOfBallzGaming
      @WizardOfBallzGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Just Me,Myself,&I i noticed

    • @snipars71
      @snipars71 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me 2

    • @thatwittywolf419
      @thatwittywolf419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just Me,Myself,&I I dod

  • @gabemydude3745
    @gabemydude3745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    Animals kill other animals to survive. Humans are animals. *I have imbued my wisdom on you like a gentle summer breeze*

    • @alexandros5412
      @alexandros5412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Gabe, My dude
      Just a little something to add on to that comment: Genesis 9:3 states, “Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.”

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      summer breeeeze

    • @dlard_
      @dlard_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes and we kill the turkey first, then eat it

    • @MrStupidfresh1
      @MrStupidfresh1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aaaaaaaah hadabobgah

    • @wlfie950
      @wlfie950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We ain't wold animals who has no technology like the other animal

  • @vuljin7337
    @vuljin7337 8 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Really?!? Seriously?!?! PETA attacked cooking mama? Wow....😂😂😂😂

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What HAVEN'T they attacked?

    • @Appleboy78165
      @Appleboy78165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And they attacked Mario. Remember that?

    • @thetoontastictoon1720
      @thetoontastictoon1720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      PETA is more ridiculous than I thought
      like what
      They've attacked Pokemon? But Pokemon is a fictional world! Don't bring your real life "animal abuse" bullshit to something fun like Pokemon! I mean, I don't see anyone complaining about games like Mortal Kombat or Team Fortress 2, which both involve violence that could be considered "abuse." Nobody should be complaining because those are all fake, and non-offensive games. Since nobody wants to hurt anybody in the real world, let us duke it out on video games, where nobody *really* gets hurt, but the game is still intense! Violence is completely fine in video games, just as long as it doesn't transfer to real life. It's fun to fight when it's not real. Pokemon, you make your animals fight. It's not real. It's fun. And then the Pokemon don't even die, they just faint.
      And they've attacked Mario? How foolish! Anyone can look at Mario and see it's just a fun, bouncy world with a heavy fantasy theme, I mean, you're fighting fire-breathing turtles and riding on frog-dinosaurs! What has it got to do with any form of animal abuse? What, because he jumps on the turtles' and goombas' heads? That's not animal abuse at all. What, he wears a raccoon suit? So what? It doesn't connect to real life in the way they tried to connect it to real life. You can't connect a video game to real life like that. There's a proper way to do it, and it's not by whining about abuse and suffering in an area where it's just not right.
      This is the equivalent of playing with squirt guns on the beach, and some guy walks up and he's like, "Stop doing that, millions of citizens and soldiers die everyday due to being shot by *real* guns!"
      _Wrong place. Wrong time._

    • @thetoontastictoon1720
      @thetoontastictoon1720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And to add-on a little, I like the cause they're going for to stop abuse and suffering. I'm completely fine with that. I'm not dissing that. I'm dissing the route they tried to go with it. Don't force it into people's faces like this. On a game.
      And I respect the citizens and soldiers who have fallen due to gunfire. I am not dissing them either, but again, it's all just incorrect placement of mourning.

    • @RihamkamalK
      @RihamkamalK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rip my childhood 🙂🔫

  • @naizun1815
    @naizun1815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I actually played this game as a kid.
    And I kind of enjoyed playing this game and kind of repeated playing it over and over.

  • @noelle1940
    @noelle1940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    I don't think eggs have blood and feathers in them

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Strange Purple Object what eggs do you eat?

    • @punkblade1241
      @punkblade1241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      scuzzy
      What eggs do YOU eat?

    • @daniel.franco
      @daniel.franco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My eggs sre green and white.

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cheese Wheel
      Thats a shame, I prefer fresh blood on my eggs.

    • @Damnalright
      @Damnalright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RevolvingWorld jesus

  • @Edu601
    @Edu601 11 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    That moment when there is blood inside unfertilized eggs

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      demon eggs!

  • @ThereMayBeLions
    @ThereMayBeLions 11 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Notice how the final score is 666.....Really PETA? Dont drag meat and Satan together. :P

    • @MachinesofOurDisgrace
      @MachinesofOurDisgrace 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zardonic!

    • @Helena-mh6ti
      @Helena-mh6ti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Satan would feel offended to be mixed with PETA.

    • @jhutchyboy1
      @jhutchyboy1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      mimihigurashi Satan: I'm coming to destroy Earth and all who bow down to god! Who are my minions?
      Satan's right hand man: Your minions are the low-lifes at PETA, Lord Satan.
      Satan: Fuck it, I'm out of here!

    • @Helena-mh6ti
      @Helena-mh6ti 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jhutchyboy1
      LOL, precisely

  • @KindAceman
    @KindAceman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The fact that this is still good content 8 years ago

  • @normanbabcock7984
    @normanbabcock7984 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I remember I played a PETA game similar to this when I was 8 or less. It scared the hell out of me, where as I couldn't sleep without every single one of the lights on in the house. Still ate some chicken nuggets that night.

    • @ZanahorioGaymes
      @ZanahorioGaymes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, I played that game, but at the time (I guess I was 7-8 years old) my english was really shitty, so I didn't know what was going on, and I just ignored the blood and the cutscenes altogether. I just thought it was a good game because, hey, it was Mario Bros. but with chicks

    • @NightbaneGames
      @NightbaneGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** The Mario Bros. Chicks game? That game tried to have a story, it was awful, and made no sense. Granted I was 6 when I played it and everything makes no sense when you're 6.

    • @ZanahorioGaymes
      @ZanahorioGaymes 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No game by PETA can go as far as having a good story, but they're pretty ok games. They're funny, in a sense.

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I played that game too and beat it multiple times and I always questioned why Kernal Sanders was the final boss

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 10 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I respect the ideas PETA claims to stand for. (key word being claims...) Going vegan out of respect for animals is just fine and dandy. Spreading facts and awareness about factory farming is fine too. But the way they go about trying to get their message across is just asinine. Portraying meat eaters as evil villain caricatures isn't going to convince anyone. It just makes them look stupid, and relying on exaggerated shock tactics to manipulate people's emotions is dishonest to boot. They also ignore low-income people who would find it a lot harder to go vegan as vegan diets tend to be more expensive. Instead of helping them or even offering advice on how to go vegan on a budget, they just feed them guilt trips. And now with these games, PETA is just a parody of itself these days.

    • @pyrocynicaI
      @pyrocynicaI 10 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      They euthanize 80%+ of stray animals they deem "unfit" Oh and, they also pay terrorists and, other violent criminals. They also mock religions and, pay actors that had consumed meat/used animal by-products. Not trying to start a fire here.

    • @KinkyFliedel
      @KinkyFliedel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deth KittehHD [citation needed]

    • @KinkyFliedel
      @KinkyFliedel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The 80% killed animals wasn't the part where I cringed. The terrorist support, though...

    • @sik3xploit
      @sik3xploit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FliedelMaggotcakes It didn't make most people cringe because most people already know they do that.

    • @noah60065
      @noah60065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      PETA is the Autism Speaks of the plant based world.

  • @papilonglegs9738
    @papilonglegs9738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I remember playing this when I was younger, and I was both traumatized and hungry at the same time. Needless to say, I ate a ham sandwich after that and never looked back.

  • @jadetealaaron2003
    @jadetealaaron2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Is it bad that I like the "evil" version of Cooking Mama more than the "PETA approved" version?
    Edit: LMAO nice I'm not the only one

    • @toast9803
      @toast9803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Sammmee XD, I found it so much fun doing the chicken one as a kid than the PETA version, it was really satisfying for some reason

    • @3km143
      @3km143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nop

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do too

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fucking sadists

    • @jadetealaaron2003
      @jadetealaaron2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mergat2970 hehehe

  • @Blackreaper777
    @Blackreaper777 11 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    This should motivate me to be a vegan exactly how?

    • @Pomlithe
      @Pomlithe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Because...
      Tofu, I guess. :|

    • @Rev3ry
      @Rev3ry 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, it should have some sort of impact on people who aren't psychopaths

    • @Blackreaper777
      @Blackreaper777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      ***** Yea, no, sorry. A silly animation which has not much to do with reality and was made to be super gross and disgusting for the sake of being gross and disgusting does not have any impact on me.

    • @IrukaSaaan
      @IrukaSaaan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Audrius Kliukas PSYCHOPATH! For we all know, everyone who isn't a vegan with a raging hate-rection for everyone who isn't a vegan is heathen and a heretic and must be killed violently.

    • @howardderpyson7903
      @howardderpyson7903 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Peta wants people to stop eating meat...They should burn in hell , And suffer

  • @Zac99
    @Zac99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    PETA: The only group that whenever someone says they are apart of it, I will immediately turn around and walk the other direction.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zachery Lawshe The ONLY group? :D

    • @Zac99
      @Zac99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mayhzon Eh, there are others but PETA is a big one.

    • @LEECHESANDCREAM
      @LEECHESANDCREAM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zachery Lawshe Well I include the Muslim brotherhood and Feminism but yeah that sounds about right.

    • @Zac99
      @Zac99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      LEECHESANDCREAM I'm fine with people calling themselves feminists long as they don't shove labels down others' throats and gets angry at the radicals instead of people against the label.

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zachery Lawshe For me it's them, PUA, Autism Speaks, and the Family Research Council.

  • @demonbirdsirene
    @demonbirdsirene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Is bad that this was my favourite cooking game when I was like 9- I had no idea what peta was and thought this was an actual cooking mama game and I loved it omg

  • @theegyptiangod123
    @theegyptiangod123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    When I played this game as a little child, this game made me laugh, not feel for the animal

    • @TailsTheFox32
      @TailsTheFox32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Same. My memories of this game are rather blurry, but I do remember this game was a thing. We'd always restart when "mama got a change of heart"

    • @chez_fries1015
      @chez_fries1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic

  • @ForckySpoon
    @ForckySpoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    wow no wonder peta are not taken seriously theyre a real life version of a butthurt internet user who goes out of their way to make a point only to be made fun of

  • @Linconjo
    @Linconjo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    4:53 "Don't be a saint!" and the total score is 666 lol

    • @AssapimasterShinikoza
      @AssapimasterShinikoza 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayy I was waiting for somebody to comment on That

    • @woodpencil441
      @woodpencil441 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayy your profile picture matches your comment so well

  • @pot_ato1234
    @pot_ato1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    How 2 cook an turkey
    Step1: get a random turkey
    Step2: cut its Head off
    Step3: empty It out
    Step4: fill It up with alien vomit
    Step5: heat It up for 2 seconds
    Aaaaand its done

    • @ly_penny1
      @ly_penny1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t forget the blood and feathers

    • @jessepinkman4447
      @jessepinkman4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meaner than mama!

    • @pot_ato1234
      @pot_ato1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ly_penny1 oh i won't

    • @pot_ato1234
      @pot_ato1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessepinkman4447 truly mean 😔

  • @eightyeight8_
    @eightyeight8_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    A “Tofu Turkey” sounds absolutely disgusting

    • @guillermo2640
      @guillermo2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It looks like i burger bun

    • @CommanderWaddles
      @CommanderWaddles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can't be any more disgusting than real turkey loll

    • @invalidpersn4496
      @invalidpersn4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Y’all ever had tofurkey
      Well
      *DONT*

    • @6itcheslovesquids
      @6itcheslovesquids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's pretty good if you season it right. See a lot of people who make vegan food can't cook for shit so that's why it always seems dry. If you know how to cook, flavor, and season with tofu and soy, it's really good when done correctly. A lot of folks can't cook it right.

    • @6itcheslovesquids
      @6itcheslovesquids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I really recommend trying out incogmeato brand if you want flavorful tasty snacks that are meat free. Of all the fake meat I've tried, incogmeato Morningstar is the best.

  • @Emdog_25
    @Emdog_25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    As somebody who helps clean and prepare chickens and turkey for holidays with my family, and also helps my father clean and preserve venison after he hunts and quickly kills a deer, this game it completely false. peta need to learn how animals are cleaned and cooked and things of that nature. I believe abusing and prolonging animals suffering is wrong, but killing them in a quick, clean way is alright as long as the animals don't suffer for more than 30 seconds or more

    • @Emdog_25
      @Emdog_25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sorry for the bad grammar I can't use a mobile keyboard

    • @SunflowerAspenPlays
      @SunflowerAspenPlays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      i completely agree. i don't think people should be able to hunt for sport, but hunting for food is just how life works.

    • @ChristianCTaken
      @ChristianCTaken 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +emery keene They don't want you to be informed.

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +SunflowerLily Plays i hunt for sport. i then eat it because it's delicious.

    • @DelightfulTyrant
      @DelightfulTyrant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      +emery keene The best way I have seen animals raised and processed is simple... Give the animal a good life, keep them happy, and they just have 1 bad day, and that's it. That's the way it should be done.

  • @Garfovsky
    @Garfovsky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Rewatching this so I will know the proper way to prepare a delicious thanksgiving meal.

  • @Corpsolian
    @Corpsolian 11 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Who punched this turkey in the face before killing it?

    • @Treva
      @Treva 11 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      PeTa

    • @ohmyflippiningod
      @ohmyflippiningod 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ***** well their shelters do have a 90% kill rate so I wouldn't doubt it

    • @Treva
      @Treva 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jack Pred PeTa ;P
      kills most of their animals ;P
      (Sarcasm) That's totally the best solution for not killing animals.

    • @AssapimasterShinikoza
      @AssapimasterShinikoza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Treva yeah you can't bitch about other people killing animals if they're all dead themselves

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A moron aka PETA

  • @alienlizardcreature7034
    @alienlizardcreature7034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    PETA should make a game about what happens in their shelters

  • @DarkSignal59
    @DarkSignal59 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    so nice to see a game free of any political or social messages....wait a minute

  • @doremysheep7864
    @doremysheep7864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    5:01
    "Total score: 666"
    Um.

    • @TailsTheFox32
      @TailsTheFox32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That happens regardless of what. It's to say you're evil.

    • @lawaklawakpeace9333
      @lawaklawakpeace9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TailsTheFox32 Apparently I'm a devil

    • @TailsTheFox32
      @TailsTheFox32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawaklawakpeace9333 same

  • @KingRui_yo
    @KingRui_yo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    do PETA understand how eggs work?

    • @TheToxicpond
      @TheToxicpond 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I bet they do, don't you think they just wanted to make it more graphic ?

    • @thelostone666
      @thelostone666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They've probably never stepped foot into a kitchen, let alone cooked, so they wouldn't know.

  • @mashedpotato.
    @mashedpotato. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i’ll never forget how this game was my introduction to the cooking mama series, I genuinely thought the actual game was like this 🗿

  • @TerraMaledicta
    @TerraMaledicta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This comment section is the perfect playing field for Spot the Vegan

    • @heyman6412
      @heyman6412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not even vegans support this shit

  • @qwertyzxcvbn3174
    @qwertyzxcvbn3174 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    My eggs don't bleed when I crack them. Am I getting the wrong brand?

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @CER0MI
      @CER0MI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get the PETA brand

    • @420kleiner
      @420kleiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes there supposed to ooze

  • @Soggz4
    @Soggz4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    As Chef Ramsay once said: IT'S UNDERCOOKED!

  • @sleepyclaus3750
    @sleepyclaus3750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Holy shit, I played this game when I was a kid with my friends in those online flash game websites.

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    He said "Cooking Llama" at the beginning right? I'm not the only one who heard that am I?

    • @Marchingvenusaur
      @Marchingvenusaur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Comment Hunter I think you’re 3 years a bit late buddy

    • @ttookz196
      @ttookz196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah

    • @licia2983
      @licia2983 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cooking Mama lmao

    • @largebelch4780
      @largebelch4780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah you're the only one

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      plot twist: this turkey is secretly a llama

  • @scottdebot1952
    @scottdebot1952 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Instead of eating turkeys, we should eat PETA members.

    • @americanlibertas3726
      @americanlibertas3726 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the best comment I've seen all day. Lol.

    • @Emdog_25
      @Emdog_25 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't that be the same as eating turkey?

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If the PETA member is Turkish then you can pretend you're actually eating a real turkey.

    • @genericartist3095
      @genericartist3095 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      emery keene No, it's not the same. The turkey has a brain

  • @foxar9606
    @foxar9606 11 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Wanna know if someone is a vegan?
    OH THEY WILL FUCKING TELL YOU THEY ARE VEGAN.

    • @jackyjunior99
      @jackyjunior99 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wanna know how you know someone is not vegan?, They say this shitty ass joke

    • @foxar9606
      @foxar9606 11 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      oh shit dude, you just murdered me, you fucking terminated my ass, you really got back on me.

    • @rupturefarmz2678
      @rupturefarmz2678 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Foxar Oh shit Foxy, the vegans are overtaking us!

    • @foxar9606
      @foxar9606 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ALL MEN TO YOUR BATTLESTATIONS

    • @rupturefarmz2678
      @rupturefarmz2678 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      MAN THE ROAST BEEF! GET READY TO PORK CHOP SOME VEGAN ASS!

  • @z3nithhh
    @z3nithhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    His humour has not changed at all. And I'm proud.

  • @xXx_venlafaxine_xXx
    @xXx_venlafaxine_xXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    people eating tasty animals

    • @monkeypaw8977
      @monkeypaw8977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's pretty metal, dude.

    • @thatguy.9886
      @thatguy.9886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      people for the euthanization and torture of animals

    • @Balls298
      @Balls298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I can git behind this

    • @calebgadison167
      @calebgadison167 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mummichog Excuse me,what?

  • @helloimskip
    @helloimskip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This was the only Cooking Mama game I've ever played.

  • @Mem0Delivery
    @Mem0Delivery 11 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Cracking eggs apparently can cause you to bleed.

    • @TheDecatonkeil
      @TheDecatonkeil 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What they technically meant is the blood coming from inside the egg: because apparently every egg has a chick inside. Better yet, to prove they don't know shit about animals, feathers are also coming from the egg. Even IF there was a chick, at what age do turkeys develop feathers?

    • @SuperPremiumDeluxe
      @SuperPremiumDeluxe 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Astos88 Technically all we're eating is bird menstruation. Delicious, nutritious bird menstruation. :D

    • @Chadgua
      @Chadgua 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperPremiumDeluxe ugfgh,...well, I never liked eggs anyway.

  • @thatsinteresting3415
    @thatsinteresting3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    PeTA apparently knows how to cook Turkey, but has no clue how to handle tofu. That shit was pathetic.

  • @axiom6031
    @axiom6031 8 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Can peta not make a game without it being fucking edgy as shit or have some ulterior motive? I mean, I get they're trying to get a message across but is all of this really necessary?

    • @cacatua2429
      @cacatua2429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      How dare you insult Peta, UNCIVILIZED SWINE. Don't you know that peta saves dogs from abusive domains... and euthanizes them

    • @Flailmorpho
      @Flailmorpho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Edgy shit is my job, step off peta"

    • @glideo
      @glideo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "stop being edgy"
      *has reaper profile picture and name*

    • @Flailmorpho
      @Flailmorpho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saurons Mouth I've seen some eggs with blood in them but only very small amounts

    • @abutterfly1351
      @abutterfly1351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One of the reasons why I utterly despise PETA.

  • @Schlgrl_
    @Schlgrl_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10/10 accurate simulation of how us meat eaters make a meal
    I thought I was watching a home video of myself cook for a second

  • @ryanzimmermann1479
    @ryanzimmermann1479 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Holy fuck PETA. The people think that sheering sheep literally kills them and that when you crack an egg, it's filled with blood and feathers and that people eat it that way. What a shock.

  • @IStoleAllYourCookies
    @IStoleAllYourCookies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I remember playing this as a kid...
    I enjoyed it as well

  • @Salad360
    @Salad360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm pretty sure the last chicken I butchered didn't bleed when I plucked it's feathers...

  • @kennyperson2604
    @kennyperson2604 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ironic that I was eating a ribeye as I watched this. Finished it too.

    • @TrueFailures
      @TrueFailures 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha bitch please, this is not is not even the start, they've once attempted to bomb houses because they think that if the pet dies, at least its not being owned.

    • @kennyperson2604
      @kennyperson2604 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TrueFailures Wow, that's fucked up.

    • @thetoontastictoon1720
      @thetoontastictoon1720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn is that true about the bombs?
      i've lost all remaining respect for PETA, if there ever was any
      i tried to see their cause, i really tried, but i'm done now

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They once took some ocean lobsters from I think it was a science lab, and then proceeded to dump them into _freshwater_ lakes.
      Needless to say, those lobsters died.
      How did an organization that is a self proclaimed "expert" on animals not know that saltwater animals can't live in fresh water?

  • @ЮлианБродняк
    @ЮлианБродняк 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Why did the eggs have feathers and blood? I have cooked many eggs, including fresh ones from a family friend who owns chickens, and i can say not once have they ever bled.

    • @JohnGenericName
      @JohnGenericName 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Propaganda. They're trying to make meat eaters look like savages to the point of not getting their facts straight.

    • @MesouseUsagi
      @MesouseUsagi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TatamiTriangle Savage, hippie propaganda.

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have only seen one tiny blob of blood in eggs and that is not even something with a history of something going through pain
      It just happens
      And also feathers....
      Newly hatched chicks don't even have that kind of feather... they have the super fluffy and tiny ones
      The only way for this amount of blood to come out is if an egg is left under a hen long enough to develop veins or a chick and that takes over 2 days
      It is accidental, only a psychopath would do that on purpose and it must be already too late for the chick as it is propably already dead from the cold for being outside the hen if left for hours

  • @anacarolinagarciabronholi8666
    @anacarolinagarciabronholi8666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The eggs with blood, so that was the curse

  • @lamefire9
    @lamefire9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how this game implies everyone who eats/makes turkey is a monster.

    • @IMightBeError
      @IMightBeError ปีที่แล้ว

      And also sucks ass at cooking.

  • @spartan11payne
    @spartan11payne 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This didn't persuade me to become vegan at all. It just inspired me to find a way to mail whoever is in charge of PETA a fine roasted turkey.

    • @jessepinkman4447
      @jessepinkman4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah! Nobody likes sugar coated lies!!

  • @zeldy980
    @zeldy980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    PETA is so annoying

    • @mettatonfan6840
      @mettatonfan6840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have the same profile picture yet different fandoms.

    • @RihamkamalK
      @RihamkamalK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah oof

    • @Anippie
      @Anippie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Animal abuse is so annoying

    • @RihamkamalK
      @RihamkamalK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anippie agreed

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Anippie PETA is so annoying

  • @chipzahoymilk3131
    @chipzahoymilk3131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The TH-cam recommendation gods have given me a gift

  • @tobyvictoria100
    @tobyvictoria100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When they made vegan mama they forgot her unhealthy yellow skin and prominent skeletal structure.

    • @missamerica249
      @missamerica249 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats the vegans who have yellow tinted skin.. people have yellow tint just like most have red. all the vegans i know dont have bones sticking out everywhere. all healthy and fit :)

    • @farinafranqui
      @farinafranqui 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@missamerica249 its literally been proven eating only vegetables is bad for your brain but i dont want to rain on your parade. Be vegan if you want

  • @Stolskai
    @Stolskai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *sees PETA logo in corner* what a surprise...

  • @Texonical
    @Texonical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This BEAST of a man even had this voice 8 years ago

  • @genematthewjuanico9532
    @genematthewjuanico9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a kid this was literally my first introduction to Cooking Mama, You can imagine my surprise when i played an actual cooking mama game and saw little to no bloody murder.

  • @alexanderulpindo5020
    @alexanderulpindo5020 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    PETA's tactics made me crave for more meat.
    Mmmmmm.

  • @midnighttheumbreon8857
    @midnighttheumbreon8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nobody gonna point out how this was recorded 8 years ago and that this man grew out of puberty like a puppy growing out of his small carrier?

  • @efanalexander
    @efanalexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In my recommend 8 years later...

  • @mqn69
    @mqn69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man Charlie's content is such a rollercoaster gold mine

  • @Baconlovar
    @Baconlovar 11 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    lol PETA animals are food...

    • @zombiewarrior225
      @zombiewarrior225 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Twin Humanity I ate a person once, then there was fan art.

    • @dirtysnakeeyes4346
      @dirtysnakeeyes4346 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Twin Humanity
      natural order. the entirety of society was built on animals eating animals, and people eating animals. peta saying that killing livestock is bad is like saying that tigers or lions killing antelopes is bad. it's part life. killing cows reduces (albeit very little) the methane that their nasty asses put out into the atmosphere, while peta eating a ton of veggies and shit reduces (again albeit very little) the amount of oxygen being put out by said plants through photosynthesis. and if they REALLY wanna go there, and talk about how eating animals is killing life, then so is eating vegetables, plants are considered living creatures scientifically speaking. so until peta looks me dead in the eye, and takes a bite out of a brick to make their point, i will never take them seriously. "Fuck off PETA." -Sincerely, the rest of the world.

    • @nerzzzz4
      @nerzzzz4 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      DirtySnakeEyes PETA isn't really against eating meat, eating meat would be fine if everything was from local family owned farms where animals were treated as living things. PETA is against the harsh treatment of animals, and sadly almost all of the meat found in grocery stores and restaurants is from factory farms where animals are treated atrociously. Go educate yourself on the topic before making small-minded comments.

    • @Youarenice6
      @Youarenice6 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      goatgal97
      Depends where you live.

    • @Swirlixer
      @Swirlixer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Humans are animals. I mean, literally. It's what we are. And like animals we are part of the food chain. We are free to eat anything below us, just as other animals do.

  • @PkmnLovar
    @PkmnLovar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1st half: how to have an 'America Thanksgiving
    2nd half: how to ruin a holiday so badly that it makes even the Superbowl want to die

  • @Person-co3gr
    @Person-co3gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember playing this game when I was 6 or 7 and enjoyed killing the turkey more than making the tofurky so thanks peta.

  • @dundeieh2504
    @dundeieh2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dont lie, you are here from youtube recommending this for you eight years later

  • @LucidWanderer
    @LucidWanderer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Is it just me, or does the first meal look more delicious?

    • @farinafranqui
      @farinafranqui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd rather have it than a literal flavorless blob

  • @חגידשקוטאי
    @חגידשקוטאי 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when is was six years old i used to play this and ENJOYED playing this

  • @eightball6219
    @eightball6219 10 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Another classic from PETA right with their version of Pokemon.
    In all seriousness this is their campaign? Make Cooking Mama look like a psychopath and Thanksgiving bloodier than the remake of Evil Dead and the final scene of Carrie? Animals should be treated with respect, but at the same time Turkey (like bacon, chicken, beef and all other meat) is fucking delicious. Tofu is just no substitute. Please PETA get off your soap boxes and rethink your campaign cause this just makes you look crazy

    • @Hank..
      @Hank.. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      what do you expect? sanity from PETA?

    • @Sawgirl2
      @Sawgirl2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      it's the point. they're.. stupid as fuck.. their point is to make these flash parodies so they can what? prove a point? don't think about it at all. they're already idiotic as it is, ruining people's childhoods and such

    • @Sylphella
      @Sylphella 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you know PETA has the highest euthanasia rate for animals they "rescue". They have literally stolen and murdered pets.

    • @Sawgirl2
      @Sawgirl2 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mateta14 *mingcry* who doesn't?

    • @Sylphella
      @Sylphella 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sawgirl2 I just thought it would be interesting to point out that they kill most of the animals they "save".
      It adds to the "get them off their soapbox" thing.

  • @johnnyhernandez1804
    @johnnyhernandez1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This just looks like those old flash games you would find on Newgrounds.

  • @skeevantas
    @skeevantas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i love how the eggs have blood and feathers inside when you crack them
    very realistic. every time i crack open an egg blood and organs just start seeping out of them onto the counter.
    do they actually know anything about animals at all or what

  • @JohnGenericName
    @JohnGenericName 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like how they tried to make meat eaters look like emotionless sociopaths but it just made them look like shitty cooks.

  • @karrieb7433
    @karrieb7433 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey penguin! When you finished the turkey your score was 666!

  • @trinnig
    @trinnig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Not sure why the hands are making a Crip sign" I'm ducking dead I've been etching his channel since I was a 7

  • @KuroKitsune101
    @KuroKitsune101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This looks like one of those games that would be in a creepy pasta

  • @gof22
    @gof22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I respect what Peta stands for but I dislike how extreme they are. I hate animal cruelty and if an animal is to die to be food it should at least be humane and painless. The people out there that abuse animals for fun need to be locked up.

    • @ShellNotSpeak
      @ShellNotSpeak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You do Know They Stand For Not Having Any Animals As Pets Right..They Want All Pets To Be Killed..

    • @gof22
      @gof22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      山下てんし I know. That is why I said I respect what they stand for but not their extremism. I see nothing wrong with having pets. I just hate animal cruelty.

    • @gof22
      @gof22 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I know.

    • @IrukaSaaan
      @IrukaSaaan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Har Har Har. Har-Hahar-har. Har Har Binks. Har Har.

    • @IrukaSaaan
      @IrukaSaaan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LilOrphan TwelveGauge People Eating Tasty Animals

  • @BrinaFlautist
    @BrinaFlautist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yes, eggs are undeveloped chick embryos or whatever the correct term is, but that doesn't mean they bleed :P

    • @glowfangs
      @glowfangs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      (I realise this is old, buuut) As someone who bakes often, I can say I've come across tiny specks of blood in eggs. However, it isn't from dead chicks, its the Hens menstrual blood

    • @BrinaFlautist
      @BrinaFlautist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Superdorkishere I bake too :3
      But hens aren't mammals... how do they have a menstrual cycle?

    • @glowfangs
      @glowfangs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not menstrual, I apologize! I ment to say vagional, such as the ovaries. I'm sorry, I'm extremely tired today!! I only went to bed at 5 this morning

    • @black_candles1212
      @black_candles1212 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +BrinaFlautist (I also realise this is old) but eggs that we but are basically chicken periods

    • @LightTheMars
      @LightTheMars 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on how you eat your eggs. Balut eggs certainly bleed

  • @emperoring112
    @emperoring112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God so many years since this and our beloved Charlie has not changed a bit😂

  • @SlenderSmurf
    @SlenderSmurf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    damn I wish my eggs bled when I broke them, that's metal as fuck

    • @SlenderSmurf
      @SlenderSmurf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** i dunt have none

    • @angelicmixx5250
      @angelicmixx5250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SlenderSmurf (λ)³ I can give you some. Buy one get one free.

  • @leelooweewoo
    @leelooweewoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember playing this game as a kid, I thought it was going to be a cute cooking mama game.
    rip me
    like wow good job PETA glad that you value the lives of animals more than the safety of children

  • @SC4211
    @SC4211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a sudden craving for a pizza covered in so many different kinds of meat, you can't see the cheese. Baby, yeah.

    • @martytardigrade8838
      @martytardigrade8838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about we just make a pizza without the cheese, the sauce, or the dough? You know what, that isn't a pizza anymore. Let's just eat straight up meat.

    • @cyndasaur4194
      @cyndasaur4194 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Marty Tardigrade Ultra rare meat with bacon bits on top.

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was younger I had never heard of Cooking Mama and I watched a TH-camr play this game. I thought this was the actual Cooking Mama game and steered clear of Cooking Mama for years after until I saw a trailer for the actual game and realized that this wasn't it. I still haven't ever played the game myself.