Patient: what are the lab results. I'm dying of curiosity Doctor: (chuckles) Not only from curiosity Wasn’t my joke and didn’t see the comment if there was one before. It was a meme I saw on Instagram and thought I should share it-
i love how he gives medical information, experience as a doctor and additional information after every meme. like, i'm learning lots amd enjoying myself at the same time wow.
literally. One time I had to go to the ER for a cat bite DR: any pain? Me: I mean....yea... it's a bit sore..... DR having to examine the severity of it" Pushes on it repeatedly presess on it/ squeezes it, "Sorry if I'm causing more pain" me "*twitch* it's fine *twitch*
This was stuck in my head and i had an exam and one of the questions were: ''What's a mitochondria?" And I answer it "Mitochondria is the power house of hell." ...
3:45 I recognize this from my own classes, we just had a course (partly) about blood diseases like heamophilia, which are extremely rare and now we have a course about traumatology and movement. So the professor asks in which patients internal bleedings can be very dangerous. I said to the person next to me the obvious answer was patients on blood thinners but a guy answered heamophilia, to which the teacher said: "yes, but I was looking for something which isn't extremely rare." But we just had an exam about it, of course people think heamophilia
Teacher: why weren't you at school yesterday? Me: my dad's in hospital Teacher the next week: you've been absent for a week, is your dad okay? Me: *yeah, he's a doctor*
@@henryl.1527 yeah they do, they're basically the most important part of a surgery. They're responsible for keeping the patient stable while the patient is sedated and they tell which drug to inject and the dose. They also teach CPR to other doctors since CPR is their specialty.
I once saw a meme that was: Doctor: do you have any wishes? Kid: I want to meet Eminem Doctor: I’m sure he is busy. But you can meet Tupac Kid: But he is dead Doctor: Exactly
My boyfriend just recently became a doctor and is always saying how beautiful my veins are, which is pretty much every time he holds my hand, luckily I’m a final year med student so I don’t find it so weird, because if I wasn't, it would have been weird AF 😂
The best doctor visits I've ever had were ones where I felt like I wasn't being rushed in and out, where the doctor or NP took the time to ask and answer every question and address every concern.
Study tip. Don't stay up late studying. Go to bed early. Get up at 3 am instead of going to bed at 3. Then study before the test. Not sleeping between helps recall for the test.
Well this wont work on everyone tho cuz the concept of nightowls and earlybirds isn't just a myth. Some people are just more productive during the night than early in the morning. So its for the best that you follow a sleep routine (6-8hrs) suited to your productive hours.
I had to cancel dentist appointment due to that, in the end, what was making me sick first symtoms were mouth pain, when i was healed, the pain was gone, so it was not needed in the end.
I’m certain all of the medical lab professionals out there would like to thank you and every other doctor for always taking the time to review the results they work so hard to generate. Happy National Medical Laboratory Week to all of those hard working people!!
My primary health care doctor is a 60 year old man and one day when we were talking he told me if I ever feel sad and need laughter when he was reviewing my depression, to look at memes. I sat there blankly staring at him and laughing on the inside.
Great video as always! When I was a submariner in the Navy, I thought nobody worked the long hours, holidays, etc that we did. Now I know that doctors often have it worse. Most appreciated! ❤
5:10 Fun fact - if those letters were arranged like this: S P N I E, you'd get it right instantly; our brains work funny that way. When the first and last letter are in their correct positions, you cluod mix up the rmeainnig lreetts hwoeevr you wnat and slitl urednantsd tehm wdros. Ptrety cool, iinnt? 😄
@@sfo5159 The doctor was telling himself that it's a simple surgery to basically boost his OWN confidence. Which can only mean bad news for the patient.
As a vet tech, it's really funny to see the similarities in human and vet med! I feel like oftentimes human medicine tends to look down on the veterinary counterparts (NOT a blanket statement or speaking to attitudes really, but even on a financial level, and in the clients' eyes). It's fun to know BOTH fields are terrified by the q-word and ogle nice veins.
@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 pretty sure he does a lot of skin care routine my mom looks younger than she really is lol (imagining him w a funny face mask puts a smile on my face :)
My parents are doctors and my brother is studying Medicine. Every other person: So you wil be a doctor as well? Me: I don’t want to be a doctor. I want to own the hospital.
Doctor : I have good and bad news. Patient : Tell me the good news. Doctor : The good news is you got 1 more year to live. Patient : Bad news? Doctor : I should've told you that last year.
Omg I've literally had a doctor ask me if my periods we're regular when I was 6 months pregnant and obviously pregnant at that the look the nurse gave him as I responded with, "normally yes but given the current circumstances no" and yes prior to seeing him I filled out a questionnaire which asked whether or not I was pregnant his eyes failed to register my pregnancy twice🤦♀️
"I've made that joke before, my patients weren't very happy." Man if I broke my arm in three places and a doctor told me not to go to those places it'd make my day.
Iv'e broken my arm before. It is painful, and trust me, that would just make you mad. I mean, you're already in pain, and the doctor is joking about it. You would be smiling for 2 seconds, max.
I love been Australian. I suffered a Pericarditis and to make it worse I was literally in a remote/wildness area. I had two road ambulances, a fixed wing med plane (sent just for me) and 4 nights in hospital. It cost me like $15. Pericarditis would have to be the most painful thing i have experienced. I felt really good after the doctor gave me injection into my stomach. I was like I feel good now, i can drive home. The nurse and doctor just gave me a huge "No" together.
OhmyGOD, the meme at 7:00 was so relatable to me as a college prof. Me: I had plenty of time to grade your papers. Students: How did we do? Me: IDK I didn't grade them.
Doctor: "I have bad news and worse news." Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have 24 hours to live." Patient: "What the hell is worse than that?" Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
6:40 I remember when I had an abdominal infection (they didn't figure out I had one yet) and the doctor kept putting pressure on the painful parts of my abdominal area 😭 It hurtsssss, but they figured out the right side hurt more than the left side (both sides hurt tho) I ended up being hospitalized for 2 days 🥲
Well, technically true, they die from lack of treatment, not insurance....I've never seen a bit of paper with some ink on it be all that useful for treating any sort of illness or injury.
I feel you on the cramming for tests. I remember when I was in college not only doing that for tests but for major papers. I remember writing a paper for one of my major English classes in my junior year in just one night. Thank God attendance of the first class the next morning was optional; I ran myself so ragged that I skipped my first class the next morning. Every hour of sleep counted at that point, and I wasn’t gonna get much that night. XD
Yeah. Idk why people think this meme is intelligent. If you believe in God and you beg him for good grades and you got the exam, you could be thankful to yourself for having an excellent memory and brain capacities or even thank the teachers for asking easy questions during the exam but you still chose to thank God because he created you before you started to think for the first time and he created the person who did the exam. Same if you're starving and with 50¢ and just found a kindergarten giving free cake for that price. You could, you should, but thanking God indirectly gives a bit of credit to the ones who contributed to that scenario. So atheists doctor shouldn't be sad when patients thank God. They might not tell them, but they think those patients are literally sent by God and blessed (even if they're non-believers). If God existed (and he does), mocking those persons would be stupid because you (indirectly) are blessed. You can also thank both the people who helped you and God, of course.
*When you said "Super freak!" I started laughing so hard and now I'm crying!* 🤣 *By the way, it's:* *Roses are red* *It's hot like hell* *The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.*
@@jennamurdock8716 right?! I had a professor my freshman year of college and he said "I never want to hear you say that" but every professor I've had since says they love it 😂
Doctor: What seems to be the problem Patient: Doctor, my back hurts whenever I wake up in the morning Doctor: Then just wake up in the afternoon *Patient left the chat*
Honestly, Im impressed how dr Mike can withold his laughter till the end of the joke. Im always cackling half way through and then once i finish reading, its not funny anymore 🙆😂
Patient: what are the results doc I'm dying of curiosity
Doctor: *laughs nervously* that's not the only thing you're dying from
springtrap01 no no no
This comment is so underated
Its "Not Only From Curiosity"
NOOO PLEASE NOOO LMAO
OoH nO
Patient: what are the lab results. I'm dying of curiosity
Doctor: (chuckles) Not only from curiosity
Wasn’t my joke and didn’t see the comment if there was one before. It was a meme I saw on Instagram and thought I should share it-
xxXAlpha AngelXxx MY LUNGS
I Don’t exist
Oh, OH...sigh
(Chuckles) I’m in danger
you copied that from another comment.
Hahahah this is a good one
i love how he gives medical information, experience as a doctor and additional information after every meme. like, i'm learning lots amd enjoying myself at the same time wow.
That's how school should be.
For all hardworking doctors out there. I just want to say that I appreciate you doctor for your hard work and dedication and you've got my respect.
I have the power to give you 300 likes or 299
For all hardworking doctors out there. I just want to say that I appreciate you doctor for your hard work and dedication and you've got my respect
“It hurts when you touch this”
Doctor: touches it
Patient: betrayal
YES JEEZ YES
He explained it...
@@mariafe7050 I think it was just a joke...
literally. One time I had to go to the ER for a cat bite
DR: any pain?
Me: I mean....yea... it's a bit sore.....
DR having to examine the severity of it"
Pushes on it repeatedly presess on it/ squeezes it,
"Sorry if I'm causing more pain"
me "*twitch* it's fine *twitch*
LITERALLY XD 🤣
I think it was supposed to be:
“Roses are red,
It’s hot like hell,
The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”
It hurt me that he didn't get this. He's not really from the internet
www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/could-you-possibly-get-a-high-school-diploma-now
This was stuck in my head and i had an exam and one of the questions were: ''What's a mitochondria?" And I answer it "Mitochondria is the power house of hell." ...
Renae Fenwick same
Yea I think it is too
Doctor: whats your zodiac sighn?
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: oh what a coincidence
Totally_Not_ BB dark humor 😂😂😂I love this Earned new subscriber
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
*o h*
My zodiac sign is Cancer too
@@kayyy4048 same
3:45 I recognize this from my own classes, we just had a course (partly) about blood diseases like heamophilia, which are extremely rare and now we have a course about traumatology and movement. So the professor asks in which patients internal bleedings can be very dangerous. I said to the person next to me the obvious answer was patients on blood thinners but a guy answered heamophilia, to which the teacher said: "yes, but I was looking for something which isn't extremely rare." But we just had an exam about it, of course people think heamophilia
…
"Roses are red, it's hot like hell"
MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSS OF THE CELL.
It's like tthe SINGULAR thing you get taught in school.
Doc Mike taught me that not school
You copied
I’m just stating not hating
The vacuoles stores, ingests, digests and excrete excess water. Semi permeable membranes control the amount of water allowed in and out of the cell
apparently where he immigrated from they said like energy center instead, weird but makes sense why he didnt understand
0:59 "Only medical student will understand"
Or anyone who has taken an introduction to Biology.
David S. W
That's what I wanted to comment, I was like... tf!?
I am year 10 at school never done bio but listened in science class and understand it
I actually knew about what it meant but i didn't notice her hair.
Or anyone who remembers their introduction to Biology.
*sees a meme where he is the hot doctor*
“This is mean. I can’t react to this. All people are beautiful” ugh such a prince i swear 😂😂😍
PinkSugarPlum33 Pretty sure he says “this is me” but I see your point!
all people are beautiful, welp thats just being dishonest lol
Jj
L
I thought he said old people are beautiful
6:18
THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
(Although technically it should be “are” the powerhouse of the cell)
yeh, or the Mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell
your mom is the powerhouse of the cell
@@54F1_ DANG BRO
@@54F1_ Dam bro you didnt have to
Doctor: so it looks like your pregnant
Lady: so I'm pregnant?
Doctor: no it just looks like you are
Savage
What?
Nice try, but your not getting away with stealing a Cyanide and Happiness comic script.
NANI!?
And that's how you call a someone fat
Teacher: why weren't you at school yesterday?
Me: my dad's in hospital
Teacher the next week: you've been absent for a week, is your dad okay?
Me: *yeah, he's a doctor*
nice one😂😂😂
My dad is a doctor too. An anesthesiologist to be exact.
When I'm sick I have to say "I was at work today...as a patient!"
Clever 😆
@@shayanmoosavi9139 I heard these people make good money.
@@henryl.1527 yeah they do, they're basically the most important part of a surgery. They're responsible for keeping the patient stable while the patient is sedated and they tell which drug to inject and the dose. They also teach CPR to other doctors since CPR is their specialty.
as a veterinary student, "healthy as a horse" makes me laugh because horses get so many problems all the time 😂
This deserve more likes
Yeah, it's crazy how creative they are when geeting into accidents
@@diadia5634 yes!!
This should be recorded for ever😂😂😂
I want to be a vet
As a teen I remember a few nurses coming into my grandmothers flower shop and checking out the veins in my arm. I thought it was hilarious.
Doctor: Hello, how are you?
Patient: I'm fine, thanks...
Doctor: Okay, NEXT!
Doctor: how are you?
Patient: I guess I’m fine.
Doctor: you guess wrong
Doctor : "what's your problem?"
Patient : "I'm here to find that
out, stupid"
Doctor : *NEXT PLEASE*
Yo David Bowie pfp!
@@ArnoTheLad Yeah, i love his songs, they are just… * chef kiss * 🤚😔👌
@@youngboogieman Agreed :,)
I am a middle school teacher and I over heard a kids say, "Obesity is literally a problem you can run from" I had to go around the corner to laugh.
Teacher in which school
@@suryakantapattanaik01 um that's kinda creepy
@@suryakantapattanaik01 Bruh stop that's creepy-
@@suryakantapattanaik01 sus
@@suryakantapattanaik01 very sus
I once saw a meme that was:
Doctor: do you have any wishes?
Kid: I want to meet Eminem
Doctor: I’m sure he is busy. But you can meet Tupac
Kid: But he is dead
Doctor: Exactly
Oof
Oh... dark humor.
Jear desus.......
unicorn 2008 Uh i-
That’s so sad. Cruel doc.
My boyfriend just recently became a doctor and is always saying how beautiful my veins are, which is pretty much every time he holds my hand, luckily I’m a final year med student so I don’t find it so weird, because if I wasn't, it would have been weird AF 😂
The way I related to so many of the memes 😅😅
*After every meme*
"You know, we actually..."
OH LORD HE MADE MEMES EDUCATIONAL
???
Here is an example of another educational meme:
Jesus: I am the son of God
Pharisees: No way
Jesus: Yahweh
Doctor: Everything will be fine Gary, it’s just a small operation.
Patient: But my name is John.
Doctor: I know, Gary is my name.
Thats not funny
@@thelongestnameinthewholewo4955 shut up no one asked 🙄
LMAO
@@thelongestnameinthewholewo4955 Soo when ya tell us your joke since you think its terrible. We might think its good!
@@ihaveeatencheese8878 idk a joke
*dies from popcorn overdose*
Cremator: whats poppin
Brand new whip just hopped in
LOL
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@@kagamislefteye5042 I got options
Lmao
The best doctor visits I've ever had were ones where I felt like I wasn't being rushed in and out, where the doctor or NP took the time to ask and answer every question and address every concern.
Patient: It hurts when i do this
Doctor: Then don't do it. That'll be 500$
😂😂😂
You joke around --- but you just explained about 50% of all doctor visits (ie, dont smoke, dont eat junk, etc)
@@billbelzek6748 Yeah imagine if people actually listened to doctors advice
* $5 not 5$
* $500 not 500$
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your DNA is backwards...
Patient: AND?
Nice
😂😂😂❤
*N O I C E*
Took me a second..
Took a few mins but then It hit me😂
Me: My elbow hurts.
WebMD: Elbow cancer.
Freddy E.Carhuas 😂😂😂😂 they always talk about cancer :D
me : i ... i feel fine today .
webMD : feeling fine is one sintoms of brain cancer .
Does WebMD stand for WebMaryland or WebMedicalDoctor?
That's probably a stupid question
@@unknow11712 lmao
Freddy E.Carhuas ikr. I just say my head hurts and the first thing it says is brain cancer tf
Study tip. Don't stay up late studying. Go to bed early. Get up at 3 am instead of going to bed at 3. Then study before the test. Not sleeping between helps recall for the test.
Well this wont work on everyone tho
cuz the concept of nightowls and earlybirds isn't just a myth. Some people are just more productive during the night than early in the morning.
So its for the best that you follow a sleep routine (6-8hrs) suited to your productive hours.
@@saanika-_-yea I work 3rd shift because my natural circadian rhythms skew towards night time activity.
Me: Thought about the P.
Doctor Mike: Also thought about the P.
Me: *Dokter*
You only got heart cause of your dp
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one. 😳🙄
Same😂😂
And I have been admitted to medical college this very year😅😅
@@deadly.desai2 *Dude Perfekt*
Inteligens be layk 📈 stonks
Patient: "I had an appointment with the doctor today but he's not here yet, I wonder why?"
Doctor: "Meme Review"
Haha
Meme 👏 Review
👏👏
2k likes and 5 replies 😅
Lol
Doctor: why can’t you come to the appointment
Guy: I’m too sick
Doc: hes late for his leg surgery? Welp...too bad for him
Patient:I WAS LATE BECAUSE I HAVE A BROKEN LEG
I had to cancel dentist appointment due to that, in the end, what was making me sick first symtoms were mouth pain, when i was healed, the pain was gone, so it was not needed in the end.
I think that was from a TH-cam vid
@@katelynl5214 Ross creations
Ninja HasLigma I’ve done this before
I’m certain all of the medical lab professionals out there would like to thank you and every other doctor for always taking the time to review the results they work so hard to generate.
Happy National Medical Laboratory Week to all of those hard working people!!
this guy is actually smart AND funny..
It's the same for us who are in the hospitality industry
Ella Cohen i mean.. he should be smart... hes a doctor
It's not that rare to find people who are smart and funny, the two things are kinda related
And hot
Ok he's perfect
You don't get to be a doctor by being stupid, you get to be a politician
My primary health care doctor is a 60 year old man and one day when we were talking he told me if I ever feel sad and need laughter when he was reviewing my depression, to look at memes. I sat there blankly staring at him and laughing on the inside.
Nothing makes me laugh and idk why
The kind of doctor I want
Im slowly Dying lol ur name sounds about right
He doesn't sound like an intelligent man. It sounds like he was just trying to get you to leave his office.
I would've lost it right there, you my friend have control 100.
Doctor: How are you today?
Patient: I'm fine thank you.
Doctor: Ok, Next.
That’s probably what year 3000 is gonna be like because at that time doctors won’t care about their patients.
Thank you, next by Ariana Grande is what I imagined from this comment
I don't get it.
Lol lmfao
Lmao.
Great video as always! When I was a submariner in the Navy, I thought nobody worked the long hours, holidays, etc that we did. Now I know that doctors often have it worse. Most appreciated! ❤
*Before the surgery*
Doctor: Relax Tom everything will be alright
Patient: But my name is not Tom
Doctor: I'm Tom
Korny
That One Sad Dude
patient: *loud screaming*
That One Sad Dude hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That’s actually funny
i just laughed here 😂😂😂
That “superfreak” was adorable
lmao I came down to the comments to find this!
"this is your spine"
"WTF put it back"
IM CRACKING UP
Sepia Smith haha
You’re cracking up?!?
Put a bandaid on that.
Put i back
Oh well
@@fernandocruzsanchez8034 oh haha whoops
Wait- is your spine cracking up or is it your skull?
5:01 I didn't even read it completely, and I already thought what Dr Mike thought... OH NO!, this is bad! 😓
I once went to the hospital and as I was leaving the nurse said ,”hope to see u again...”
She must be nurse joy
Maybe the nurse liked you also IT is nice to sick person you helped alive again even If that Person comes for another Treatment.
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah
I'm everywhere
When I was in the hospital the nurse said she never wanted to see me again and I agreed. She was my favourite nurse.
6:27
Roses are red
It’s hot like hell
And mitochondria
Is the powerhouse of the cell
YES!!!! FUCK!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
Finallyyyyyy
Sorry mike but you are an uncultured swine
*NERD ALERT*
Actually the energy center and powerhouse mean the same thing
Sofia Felici true but for meme reasons its specifically the powerhouse
6:17 * inhales *
*THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL*
That’s actually grammatically incorrect, it would be right to say “mitochondrion” as it is the singular form.
And yes, I’m quite fun at parties.
@@hanxu7529 😂
Han Xu
Why is that how they taught us at school?🗿🗿🗿 my life is a lie
Cute Pixelz
Mitochondria ARE*
THAT TRIGGERED ME
5:10 Fun fact - if those letters were arranged like this: S P N I E, you'd get it right instantly; our brains work funny that way. When the first and last letter are in their correct positions, you cluod mix up the rmeainnig lreetts hwoeevr you wnat and slitl urednantsd tehm wdros.
Ptrety cool, iinnt? 😄
Tihs is aazimng
@@rachidbourakba-yx5sy yahe rihgt
@@YUSUFBINAZLANMoe I wnat to sbcursbie to yuor cahnenl
@@thejacksquatch1992 I just noticed "still understand them words" 💀
6:25
Me, yelling at the screen
*POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL*
omg sameeee
t'was me T'WAS FUCKING ME
Meeee😩
I know I was literally like "HE'S A DOCTOR. HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW THIS MEME"
SAME lol
Patient: how much do I have left
Doc: 10
Patient: 10 what
Doc: 9
Patient: why are you counting
Doc:8
Patient: whats going on...
Doc:7
Patient: STOP COUNTING AND DO SOMETHING!
Doc:6
@@frozenwafflezz122 Doc: 5
Me: YOUR SCARING ME!
Doc: 4
Me: IM SCARED
Doc: 3
Me: AM I GONNA DIE?
Doc: 2
Me: OH GOD NO
Doc: 1
ME: NOOOOOO-
@@lxnar_macarn8437 thanks for finishing it, i forgot about it in 2 days, nice finish
Me: *falls on the floor dead*
Doctor: *looks at my parents*
He dead
You normies in the replies ruined the joke
Doctor : It's okay it's a simple Surgery John .
Patient : My name is not John .
Doctor : Yeah that's my name .
lol good one
I don’t get it I’m dumb lmao
@@sfo5159 The doctor was telling himself that it's a simple surgery to basically boost his OWN confidence. Which can only mean bad news for the patient.
😂😂
Oh god this is my first time getting a lot of likes and I thought it was a lame one but I dropped it anyway 😂😂
As a vet tech, it's really funny to see the similarities in human and vet med! I feel like oftentimes human medicine tends to look down on the veterinary counterparts (NOT a blanket statement or speaking to attitudes really, but even on a financial level, and in the clients' eyes). It's fun to know BOTH fields are terrified by the q-word and ogle nice veins.
He is the youngest doctor I have ever seen in my life except in movies 😂
True
That except in movies is so true tho
I work in the ER of a teaching hospital and the Dr's are all that young as they are fresh out of med school.
_I'm pretty sure he's 30 years old. My brother is 25 and just qualified as a doctor, so he's the youngest doc I've seen irl._
@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 pretty sure he does a lot of skin care routine my mom looks younger than she really is lol (imagining him w a funny face mask puts a smile on my face :)
Doctor: Sorry, I’m late!
Me: it’s okay! I’m patient!
You supposed to write on patient like this
Hi late i'm patient
@@claudespeed4436 nah the other 1 is funny
@@fanaticz666 lol
@TajiWolf 😂👌
Claude Speed Your Version makes no sense -_-
Doctor: you need to take these pills every single day of your life
Patient: but there's only 3 pills
Doctor: exactly
I didn't get it ....
@@severussnape8349 he dies after that 3 days
OH..... OHKKAAAYYY
This is a stolen joke from The Doctor 😐🤦♂️
@@ihavenoideas8816 you know this was made 1 month ago ._.
1:48 interesting. So who is impeding on my time when I have to wait a literal hour for my appointment lol
Probably several patients before you
My parents are doctors and my brother is studying Medicine. Every other person: So you wil be a doctor as well? Me: I don’t want to be a doctor. I want to own the hospital.
IKRRRRRRR HAHAHAHAHA
Actually same
Is this one of them dumb motivational images from Instagram?
Sam Muradin be the hospital.
this definitely made me laugh really hard 🥱😌
Doctor : I have good and bad news.
Patient : Tell me the good news.
Doctor : The good news is you got 1 more year to live.
Patient : Bad news?
Doctor : I should've told you that last year.
sum wun u kno LMAO
sum wun u kno, LMAO NOO 😩😭💀
Lolll
Lmaoo
Lmao
When your left hand is cut, your right hand is left.
W o a h
🤯
haha
where is your right hand then
Mind-blowing, but it's all right.
Omg I've literally had a doctor ask me if my periods we're regular when I was 6 months pregnant and obviously pregnant at that the look the nurse gave him as I responded with, "normally yes but given the current circumstances no" and yes prior to seeing him I filled out a questionnaire which asked whether or not I was pregnant his eyes failed to register my pregnancy twice🤦♀️
Doctor: I'm going to deliver your baby.
Expecting Couple: Actually, we'd rather the baby keep her liver.
Underrated
LMAO 🤣🤣
I said wtf out loud
@@saptsagn3697 LOL!
What?
Medical 👏 Meme 👏 review 👏
Hello fellow 14 yr old
@@enriquesol nah it's the 9 year old Army speaking
@@IIzachBuilds The 9 year olds have grown up into 14 year olds according to mainstream media
Hello fellow 9 year olds
@@IIzachBuilds We've had a birthday recently and gained 5 bonus years.
You not only reacted... *But also justified every meme*
Thereby killing the meme, like pewds
The man is a doctor, I think its like a normal reaction for them hahahaha
•IFST• Flight Simulator Channel infinite flight is overpriced
Didn't justify the showing up on time and waiting an hour later for the doc
He's just protecting his people. *LOL*
there's no one better than a good doctor with a good humor
patient: it hurts when i talk
doctor: tell me about it
patient: 🗿
?
😂😂😂😂
Yo angelo!
Yo angelo
Yo, Angelo!
6:15 roses are red,
It's hot like hell
This is a mitochondria
It's the powerhouse of the cell
roses are red
its hot like hel
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Don’t stay in school. Boyinaband
Okay I know this is like a very popular meme but mitochondria is actually a PLURAL, the singular form is mitochondrion
I can't believe he said energy center.
Mitochondria specifically is actually to synthesize ATP
"I've made that joke before, my patients weren't very happy."
Man if I broke my arm in three places and a doctor told me not to go to those places it'd make my day.
Iv'e broken my arm before. It is painful, and trust me, that would just make you mad. I mean, you're already in pain, and the doctor is joking about it. You would be smiling for 2 seconds, max.
I love been Australian. I suffered a Pericarditis and to make it worse I was literally in a remote/wildness area. I had two road ambulances, a fixed wing med plane (sent just for me) and 4 nights in hospital. It cost me like $15. Pericarditis would have to be the most painful thing i have experienced. I felt really good after the doctor gave me injection into my stomach. I was like I feel good now, i can drive home. The nurse and doctor just gave me a huge "No" together.
Doctor : your tests came out positive
Pateint : that's great doc
Doctor : HIV positive
*U N D E R R A T E D*
You're also pregnant with Sextuplets.
Noooooo😂😭
FROWN.
MEGA OOF
Me: mom, I have cancer
Mom: that's cause you on that phone all day.
*you’re
@@pegmay7209 Nope
i totally agree with you your username fits so well with that
@@kt27066 :))
i totally agree with you :)))
There's a lot of personality and fun in this video, love it!
u beautiful
I can see that you want some of that D.
Marry him
Reyan Bisati she’s aright.... everyone is beautiful
Brynley Louise to much learning actually
OhmyGOD, the meme at 7:00 was so relatable to me as a college prof.
Me: I had plenty of time to grade your papers.
Students: How did we do?
Me: IDK I didn't grade them.
**Doctor comes late**
*Doctor: "Sorry I'm late!"*
*Patient: "Don't worry, I'm patient!"*
Damn son , whered you find this ?
DAAAAMNNNNNN...
DOCTOR DAD JOKES-
the fucking puns
LMFAO DAD JOKE AF
Just giving a like so it reaches 1K
*patient enter to doctors room*
Doctor: How are you
Patient: I'm fine
Doctor: Next please.
LOL
@Milky Eagle Yeah now 204 likes unbeliveable i tries youtube lot's time but I always get only 10 subs so almost give up and delete my videos
@Milky Eagle Yeah bro I wish you'll be success one day
Its more like
Doctor: that will be 200 dollars
*WHEEZE*
Doctor: "I have bad news and worse news."
Patient: "Give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "What the hell is worse than that?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."
Aaaaahhhh!!
Oh shi-
💀
🤣
@@bingusprductionsyt8350 actually i heard my grandpa tell it when I was still a kid... Long before tik tok.
6:40 I remember when I had an abdominal infection (they didn't figure out I had one yet) and the doctor kept putting pressure on the painful parts of my abdominal area 😭 It hurtsssss, but they figured out the right side hurt more than the left side (both sides hurt tho)
I ended up being hospitalized for 2 days 🥲
I saw this meme somewhere:
Doctor: You're fine.
Woman: Oh good i'm healthy.
Doctor: No i meant you're hot, you're totally dying tho.
I saw it on reddit and insta
@Tammy's World he’s telling her she’s sexy but she will die
Niceeeee
@@pogggaming4470 no It would Just be unorthodox and randon.
Not = funnier
@@magnusthered4973 so it'll be a sexy cadaver
3:53 “we don’t let our patients die if they don’t have insurance”
No.1 key to immortality: don’t get insurance
Well, technically true, they die from lack of treatment, not insurance....I've never seen a bit of paper with some ink on it be all that useful for treating any sort of illness or injury.
It’s also the No.1 key to an empty wallet and a mountain of debt.
That was my meme lol. I made it like 5 years ago.
Nah, the number one key to immortality is to be the cameraman.
Doctors: make sure to get at least 6 hours of sleep!
Also doctors: 38 hour shifts
I've always seen them recommend 8
i thought it was 8
6? Almost like school.
It's at least 7 hours, the healthy range is between 7 and 9 hours and it depends on the person in general.
@@mohamedsirajeddinemansour me with 4 waking up like a normal person
I feel you on the cramming for tests. I remember when I was in college not only doing that for tests but for major papers. I remember writing a paper for one of my major English classes in my junior year in just one night. Thank God attendance of the first class the next morning was optional; I ran myself so ragged that I skipped my first class the next morning. Every hour of sleep counted at that point, and I wasn’t gonna get much that night. XD
Me: Doctor,I have a fear of long words.
Doctor: oh,so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Me: **CONFUSED SCREAMING**
It’s funny because that’s a real phobia
@@vTrickster941 I read it somewhere
@@jinayvora8174 read it on kyutie
@@bismuthezoid no
Lejindary Jinius same
3:20 "This is mean I can’t react to this. All people are beautiful"
I'm melting
Juan Camilo Carlone except he really can’t cuz that guy is literally him
He said this is 'me' not 'mean'.… Hella funny.
fundamoniam
It wouldn’t even make sense "This is me I can’t react to this. All people are beautiful"
Like com’on
That's a politically correct answer. I believe he doesn't mean that
Juan Camilo Carlone same
Me at a doctors appointment:
My doctor: You have a throat infection-
My mum: *_i TOlD yOU It wAs ThAT dAmN pHOnE_*
Always👏The👏Phone👏
Exactly!
It's always the phone on don't understand why they do this-
😂
IKR
Doctor: you have a rare disease
Me: how rare is it
Doctor: you get to name it!
okay but like him saying “super freak” was the absolute cutest thing i’ve heard and seen all day
how old are you? Please say anything 18 and above
For me it was one of the weirdest/funniest. Right up there with "beewoop"
oml it wasssssssss i thought penis too tho
Damy sparks-edwards lmao i think we all did
SWEATY SACK lol I didn't think TH-cam was now a dating website
6:20 “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Anyone born after 2000 definitely got that
I get it :D
i did an actual face palm when he was tried to figure it iut
Ethan Cowlbeck can you please clear this
facts
I didn't😅 can someone tell me?
*The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Maze bean
Are*
Grettel V it’s is dude 😂
@WolfSick0 Surprisingly it is actually 'are'. Mitochondria is the plural of mitochrondrion.
James Wishart you are clearly not educated in the way of the memes 😂 it is how the meme goes
someone in my school have really noticeable veins and people keep making jokes going:’ONE PAPERCUT AND YOUR GONE MATE’
0:59 "Only medical students will understand"
*well i guess im a medical student now*
Make your mom proud as a medical student lmao
Me as an EMT “well I’m guess I’m dying but, I gotta go to work so I guess just do that later”... 😂
Same
My Korean mom is proud of u😂👍😉
andromeda was
The RNA AND DNA had me rolling 😂
I see what you did there
Her hair
"only medical students will understand"....ermm, I'm not one. I got it though!
Brittany W ap bio students understand too
"Only medical students will understand" what about biology scientist students??
Doctor: you ok?
Me: yeah sorry I’m just scared of the letters O, I, and C
Doctor: oh I see...
Me: **Screaming intensifies**
Why don't this have more likes!😂
🤣🤣
Lmaoo
U mean O I S 😂
O= Oh
I= I
S= see ,
Annica wack ,yea lol
@2:32 Patient thanks God for giving that doctor his ability to perform a successful surgery.
Yeah. Idk why people think this meme is intelligent. If you believe in God and you beg him for good grades and you got the exam, you could be thankful to yourself for having an excellent memory and brain capacities or even thank the teachers for asking easy questions during the exam but you still chose to thank God because he created you before you started to think for the first time and he created the person who did the exam. Same if you're starving and with 50¢ and just found a kindergarten giving free cake for that price. You could, you should, but thanking God indirectly gives a bit of credit to the ones who contributed to that scenario. So atheists doctor shouldn't be sad when patients thank God. They might not tell them, but they think those patients are literally sent by God and blessed (even if they're non-believers). If God existed (and he does), mocking those persons would be stupid because you (indirectly) are blessed.
You can also thank both the people who helped you and God, of course.
*They did surgery on a GRAPE*
God damn it..
There’s always one of those people
That grape was my cousin
LMAOOO I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂
THEY MADE A MICRO PAPER PLANE
“Asks You Where It Hurts,
Puts Pressure On It.”
Doctor Mike: We Wanna See-
My Head: We Wanna See You Suffer.
#Ducksareawesome1 1 coincidence I was reading this then it came up
*When you said "Super freak!" I started laughing so hard and now I'm crying!* 🤣
*By the way, it's:*
*Roses are red*
*It's hot like hell*
*The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.*
Well that's sort of what I said =] SUPER FREAKKKKKK
I studied for my cell respiration test with that XD
I feel like the line "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" is the one thing EVERY SINGLE PERSON KNOWS and idek how or why 😂😂😂😂
@@DoctorMike I'm crying again! 🤣🤣🤣
@@jennamurdock8716 right?! I had a professor my freshman year of college and he said "I never want to hear you say that" but every professor I've had since says they love it 😂
3:39 omg same I keep reading medical books and get the symptoms and I’m like “oh no I have this 😭”
Me: “You have 8 minutes and 49 seconds to live.”
Doctor: “Wtf”
Wifi ain't fast 🙂
Lol
*Thorws uno Reverse card*
the turns have tabled
This is not funny and it doesn't even makes sense
Me: calls in sick for appointment
Doctor:
Bro?
Is it you?
Haha
Lmao
*Cough* Vlog Creations
"all people are beautiful" said the actual prince Erik from little mermaid
tom naim 😂😂😂
lmao he’s literally perfect
tom naim I don’t think that Park Jimin said that
@@analuizagaspar8347 i stan chim, but this has nothing to do with this. dr. mike kinda looks more alike.
This man should star in Disney movies 🤣
3:13 Considering that I hate feeling my own heartbeat, no, I hate seeing other people’s veins
Doctor: What seems to be the problem
Patient: Doctor, my back hurts whenever I wake up in the morning
Doctor: Then just wake up in the afternoon
*Patient left the chat*
Lmao
Copied
No wait patient has left the waiting room
@namesOgames WHY ARE U EVERYWERE
Deserves more likes
Roses are red
It is hot like hell
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell
r/boottobig
THANK U !!! Doc, u gotta go study biology again -_-
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
R/IQ10000 I mad that up
Is it just me who still can't get the joke? 😂
*"I wanna be a doctor just so I can tell these memes to my patients."*
NO
Go kill titans OR kill ZEKE
Asra?
U think they will be piseed prob
That's the reason I would be a docter 🤣
Leviiii
Honestly, Im impressed how dr Mike can withold his laughter till the end of the joke. Im always cackling half way through and then once i finish reading, its not funny anymore 🙆😂