Doctor Reacts to: FUNNIEST MEDICAL MEMES!

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    Medical memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be dark and if taken out of context can even seem offensive BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
    I really enjoy reacting to these memes and I know that there are millions more out there that are as funny. Please if you enjoy this series let me know by liking, commenting, and sharing this video with your friends/family. If I see that you enjoyed it I will put out another post on my IG to send me the best doctor memes and nursing memes so that we can all share a laugh.
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  • @MySliceofLifeAnimation
    @MySliceofLifeAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    Patient: "I had an appointment with the doctor today but he's not here yet, I wonder why?"
    Doctor: "Meme Review"

  • @jalexoneschanel1356
    @jalexoneschanel1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10955

    “It hurts when you touch this”
    Doctor: touches it
    Patient: betrayal

    • @madelinelangford1169
      @madelinelangford1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      YES JEEZ YES

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He explained it...

    • @snecklethecornsnake7035
      @snecklethecornsnake7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@mariafe7050 I think it was just a joke...

    • @silverstar1178
      @silverstar1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      literally. One time I had to go to the ER for a cat bite
      DR: any pain?
      Me: I mean....yea... it's a bit sore.....
      DR having to examine the severity of it"
      Pushes on it repeatedly presess on it/ squeezes it,
      "Sorry if I'm causing more pain"
      me "*twitch* it's fine *twitch*

    • @lyricthegreat70
      @lyricthegreat70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LITERALLY XD 🤣

  • @curiartsity4803
    @curiartsity4803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    For all hardworking doctors out there. I just want to say that I appreciate you doctor for your hard work and dedication and you've got my respect.

    • @sriyacookie3925
      @sriyacookie3925 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have the power to give you 300 likes or 299

  • @mlgmeistros4278
    @mlgmeistros4278 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    3:45 I recognize this from my own classes, we just had a course (partly) about blood diseases like heamophilia, which are extremely rare and now we have a course about traumatology and movement. So the professor asks in which patients internal bleedings can be very dangerous. I said to the person next to me the obvious answer was patients on blood thinners but a guy answered heamophilia, to which the teacher said: "yes, but I was looking for something which isn't extremely rare." But we just had an exam about it, of course people think heamophilia

  • @kalebsambrook6266
    @kalebsambrook6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13132

    Doctor: I'm sorry, but your DNA is backwards...
    Patient: AND?

    • @ningen5805
      @ningen5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Nice

    • @lilyyylc
      @lilyyylc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      😂😂😂❤

    • @M-E-A-T
      @M-E-A-T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *N O I C E*

    • @hywodena
      @hywodena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Took me a second..

    • @lambsauce7809
      @lambsauce7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Took a few mins but then It hit me😂

  • @saram5703
    @saram5703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7050

    He is the youngest doctor I have ever seen in my life except in movies 😂

    • @synogaming637
      @synogaming637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      True

    • @xxsnow_angelxx3953
      @xxsnow_angelxx3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That except in movies is so true tho

    • @caroledwards1182
      @caroledwards1182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I work in the ER of a teaching hospital and the Dr's are all that young as they are fresh out of med school.

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      _I'm pretty sure he's 30 years old. My brother is 25 and just qualified as a doctor, so he's the youngest doc I've seen irl._

    • @xxsnow_angelxx3953
      @xxsnow_angelxx3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 pretty sure he does a lot of skin care routine my mom looks younger than she really is lol (imagining him w a funny face mask puts a smile on my face :)

  • @mariaochs
    @mariaochs ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:18
    THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
    (Although technically it should be “are” the powerhouse of the cell)

    • @EmCasie
      @EmCasie หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeh, or the Mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @Texasmommaof5
    @Texasmommaof5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    As a teen I remember a few nurses coming into my grandmothers flower shop and checking out the veins in my arm. I thought it was hilarious.

  • @cease842
    @cease842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11808

    I think it was supposed to be:
    “Roses are red,
    It’s hot like hell,
    The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

    • @renaefenwick1688
      @renaefenwick1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      It hurt me that he didn't get this. He's not really from the internet

    • @renaefenwick1688
      @renaefenwick1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/could-you-possibly-get-a-high-school-diploma-now

    • @hankahamidovic7859
      @hankahamidovic7859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      This was stuck in my head and i had an exam and one of the questions were: ''What's a mitochondria?" And I answer it "Mitochondria is the power house of hell." ...

    • @Supernova10000
      @Supernova10000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Renae Fenwick same

    • @towelofmadness3078
      @towelofmadness3078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea I think it is too

  • @erik-rw7ft
    @erik-rw7ft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13962

    Doctor: so it looks like your pregnant
    Lady: so I'm pregnant?
    Doctor: no it just looks like you are

    • @alphanightfury1416
      @alphanightfury1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Savage

    • @4724cat
      @4724cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What?

    • @mr.hamborger9602
      @mr.hamborger9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Nice try, but your not getting away with stealing a Cyanide and Happiness comic script.

    • @user-bh1mi3qc4p
      @user-bh1mi3qc4p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      NANI!?

    • @user-fz3eb4jb6u
      @user-fz3eb4jb6u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      And that's how you call a someone fat

  • @dayorprota1005
    @dayorprota1005 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My boyfriend just recently became a doctor and is always saying how beautiful my veins are, which is pretty much every time he holds my hand, luckily I’m a final year med student so I don’t find it so weird, because if I wasn't, it would have been weird AF 😂

    • @dayorprota1005
      @dayorprota1005 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The way I related to so many of the memes 😅😅

  • @mikeysrose
    @mikeysrose ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The best doctor visits I've ever had were ones where I felt like I wasn't being rushed in and out, where the doctor or NP took the time to ask and answer every question and address every concern.

  • @CrackalackinProd
    @CrackalackinProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15257

    as a veterinary student, "healthy as a horse" makes me laugh because horses get so many problems all the time 😂

    • @ishratsharmin9310
      @ishratsharmin9310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      This deserve more likes

    • @diadia5634
      @diadia5634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      Yeah, it's crazy how creative they are when geeting into accidents

    • @CrackalackinProd
      @CrackalackinProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@diadia5634 yes!!

    • @redleather9222
      @redleather9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This should be recorded for ever😂😂😂

    • @filipposwiatowski5036
      @filipposwiatowski5036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I want to be a vet

  • @springtrap0139
    @springtrap0139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4892

    Patient: what are the results doc I'm dying of curiosity
    Doctor: *laughs nervously* that's not the only thing you're dying from

  • @blueberry8337
    @blueberry8337 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:01 I didn't even read it completely, and I already thought what Dr Mike thought... OH NO!, this is bad! 😓

  • @timothypanngam2249
    @timothypanngam2249 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great video as always! When I was a submariner in the Navy, I thought nobody worked the long hours, holidays, etc that we did. Now I know that doctors often have it worse. Most appreciated! ❤

  • @freddye.carhuas588
    @freddye.carhuas588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7280

    Me: My elbow hurts.
    WebMD: Elbow cancer.

    • @mohanjr
      @mohanjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Freddy E.Carhuas 😂😂😂😂 they always talk about cancer :D

    • @unknow11712
      @unknow11712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      me : i ... i feel fine today .
      webMD : feeling fine is one sintoms of brain cancer .

    • @marylandballdoodle8791
      @marylandballdoodle8791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Does WebMD stand for WebMaryland or WebMedicalDoctor?
      That's probably a stupid question

    • @mohanjr
      @mohanjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unknow11712 lmao

    • @zatrix7400
      @zatrix7400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Freddy E.Carhuas ikr. I just say my head hurts and the first thing it says is brain cancer tf

  • @sarcastixfoxdragon6166
    @sarcastixfoxdragon6166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4322

    "Roses are red, it's hot like hell"
    MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSS OF THE CELL.
    It's like tthe SINGULAR thing you get taught in school.

    • @LieutenantByrd
      @LieutenantByrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Doc Mike taught me that not school

    • @bisakha_basu3512
      @bisakha_basu3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You copied

    • @bisakha_basu3512
      @bisakha_basu3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m just stating not hating

    • @ionicman2908
      @ionicman2908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The vacuoles stores, ingests, digests and excrete excess water. Semi permeable membranes control the amount of water allowed in and out of the cell

    • @zenith3948
      @zenith3948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      apparently where he immigrated from they said like energy center instead, weird but makes sense why he didnt understand

  • @galeforce3192
    @galeforce3192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel you on the cramming for tests. I remember when I was in college not only doing that for tests but for major papers. I remember writing a paper for one of my major English classes in my junior year in just one night. Thank God attendance of the first class the next morning was optional; I ran myself so ragged that I skipped my first class the next morning. Every hour of sleep counted at that point, and I wasn’t gonna get much that night. XD

  • @mochamint1140
    @mochamint1140 ปีที่แล้ว

    I start school for the MA field and I'm so glad I found Doctor Mike's channel. This guy is great! ❤️

  • @pblend
    @pblend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6098

    *They did surgery on a GRAPE*

    • @chumbum3041
      @chumbum3041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      God damn it..

    • @breadyboy7168
      @breadyboy7168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      There’s always one of those people

    • @devinfreels4978
      @devinfreels4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      That grape was my cousin

    • @Elena-ec7ei
      @Elena-ec7ei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMAOOO I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THEY MADE A MICRO PAPER PLANE

  • @vladimirsedlan2050
    @vladimirsedlan2050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4853

    Patient: It hurts when i do this
    Doctor: Then don't do it. That'll be 500$

    • @idontunderstandwhydoyouwan23
      @idontunderstandwhydoyouwan23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂😂😂

    • @billbelzek6748
      @billbelzek6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You joke around --- but you just explained about 50% of all doctor visits (ie, dont smoke, dont eat junk, etc)

    • @bettinalykke5151
      @bettinalykke5151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@billbelzek6748 Yeah imagine if people actually listened to doctors advice

    • @milaabby9488
      @milaabby9488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      * $5 not 5$

    • @milaabby9488
      @milaabby9488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      * $500 not 500$

  • @catalinas3844
    @catalinas3844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New subscriber, here! Started with the reaction to Grey's Anatomy and now on my 6th video. I have learned more about medicine from this channel than I have elsewhere in my entire life hahaha. Txs for the videos. They're fun and really informative, plus, you're great at explaining everything. So clear!

  • @jackmandu
    @jackmandu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I’m certain all of the medical lab professionals out there would like to thank you and every other doctor for always taking the time to review the results they work so hard to generate.
    Happy National Medical Laboratory Week to all of those hard working people!!

  • @thyalbert4969
    @thyalbert4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3035

    Me: Thought about the P.
    Doctor Mike: Also thought about the P.
    Me: *Dokter*

    • @deadly.desai2
      @deadly.desai2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You only got heart cause of your dp

    • @odalysvelez3196
      @odalysvelez3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Glad to know I wasn’t the only one. 😳🙄

    • @nidhichoudhury5617
      @nidhichoudhury5617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same😂😂
      And I have been admitted to medical college this very year😅😅

    • @Win090949
      @Win090949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@deadly.desai2 *Dude Perfekt*

    • @elijahmariel7053
      @elijahmariel7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Inteligens be layk 📈 stonks

  • @angelinacave6576
    @angelinacave6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6678

    I am a middle school teacher and I over heard a kids say, "Obesity is literally a problem you can run from" I had to go around the corner to laugh.

    • @suryakantapattanaik01
      @suryakantapattanaik01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Teacher in which school

    • @ilikefood1662
      @ilikefood1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      @@suryakantapattanaik01 um that's kinda creepy

    • @bavausthad5128
      @bavausthad5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      @@suryakantapattanaik01 Bruh stop that's creepy-

    • @marclucky5210
      @marclucky5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@suryakantapattanaik01 sus

    • @keitober
      @keitober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@suryakantapattanaik01 very sus

  • @carmattvidz4426
    @carmattvidz4426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love been Australian. I suffered a Pericarditis and to make it worse I was literally in a remote/wildness area. I had two road ambulances, a fixed wing med plane (sent just for me) and 4 nights in hospital. It cost me like $15. Pericarditis would have to be the most painful thing i have experienced. I felt really good after the doctor gave me injection into my stomach. I was like I feel good now, i can drive home. The nurse and doctor just gave me a huge "No" together.

  • @sarakanas7677
    @sarakanas7677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg I've literally had a doctor ask me if my periods we're regular when I was 6 months pregnant and obviously pregnant at that the look the nurse gave him as I responded with, "normally yes but given the current circumstances no" and yes prior to seeing him I filled out a questionnaire which asked whether or not I was pregnant his eyes failed to register my pregnancy twice🤦‍♀️

  • @bktbk921
    @bktbk921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    When your left hand is cut, your right hand is left.

  • @afanbman7795
    @afanbman7795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12668

    Patient: how much do I have left
    Doc: 10
    Patient: 10 what
    Doc: 9

    • @frozenwafflezz122
      @frozenwafflezz122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

      Patient: why are you counting
      Doc:8
      Patient: whats going on...
      Doc:7
      Patient: STOP COUNTING AND DO SOMETHING!
      Doc:6

    • @lxnar_macarn8437
      @lxnar_macarn8437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

      @@frozenwafflezz122 Doc: 5
      Me: YOUR SCARING ME!
      Doc: 4
      Me: IM SCARED
      Doc: 3
      Me: AM I GONNA DIE?
      Doc: 2
      Me: OH GOD NO
      Doc: 1
      ME: NOOOOOO-

    • @frozenwafflezz122
      @frozenwafflezz122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      @@lxnar_macarn8437 thanks for finishing it, i forgot about it in 2 days, nice finish

    • @angelfire1156
      @angelfire1156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      Me: *falls on the floor dead*
      Doctor: *looks at my parents*
      He dead

    • @BruhTumbleweeds
      @BruhTumbleweeds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      You normies in the replies ruined the joke

  • @thinBillyBoy
    @thinBillyBoy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:48 interesting. So who is impeding on my time when I have to wait a literal hour for my appointment lol

  • @Yeza_3000
    @Yeza_3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    there's no one better than a good doctor with a good humor

  • @gardengnome5267
    @gardengnome5267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7310

    this guy is actually smart AND funny..

    • @wilfredojosuemontbenavides2237
      @wilfredojosuemontbenavides2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's the same for us who are in the hospitality industry

    • @nou257
      @nou257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ella Cohen i mean.. he should be smart... hes a doctor

    • @marcolamagra9419
      @marcolamagra9419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's not that rare to find people who are smart and funny, the two things are kinda related

    • @bungarin4041
      @bungarin4041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And hot
      Ok he's perfect

    • @non4997
      @non4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You don't get to be a doctor by being stupid, you get to be a politician

  • @Musstarddnipzz
    @Musstarddnipzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85137

    Doctor: whats your zodiac sighn?
    Patient: Cancer
    Doctor: oh what a coincidence

    • @heyyourecool6203
      @heyyourecool6203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

      Totally_Not_ BB dark humor 😂😂😂I love this Earned new subscriber

    • @Eyezor123
      @Eyezor123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

      Coincidence?
      I THINK NOT!

    • @michaljones8940
      @michaljones8940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      *o h*

    • @kayyy4048
      @kayyy4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      My zodiac sign is Cancer too

    • @jeron9272
      @jeron9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@kayyy4048 same

  • @levimartireese5221
    @levimartireese5221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Doctor: you have a rare disease
    Me: how rare is it
    Doctor: you get to name it!

  • @larsfrost3643
    @larsfrost3643 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:39 having complex ptsd and have to wait is hard cause i could go bananas over nothing just because i dont have control over my flashbacks, waiting time is like hell

  • @Adi-fw5xz
    @Adi-fw5xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4127

    Doctor : your tests came out positive
    Pateint : that's great doc
    Doctor : HIV positive

  • @kenj0418
    @kenj0418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2643

    Doctor: I'm going to deliver your baby.
    Expecting Couple: Actually, we'd rather the baby keep her liver.

  • @avvi3876
    @avvi3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly, Im impressed how dr Mike can withold his laughter till the end of the joke. Im always cackling half way through and then once i finish reading, its not funny anymore 🙆😂

  • @afrinchowdhury204
    @afrinchowdhury204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best doctor i have seen in my entire life😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @alyssadawn6396
    @alyssadawn6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3733

    My husband said “Why do I feel like most of his subscribers are women?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alyssakhan899
      @alyssakhan899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Memes can be for everyone and any specie 😎

    • @alyssadawn6396
      @alyssadawn6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Alyssa Khan I realize that but my husband was just saying women like him because he’s good looking. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @berriee7848
      @berriee7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@alyssadawn6396 yeah 😂

    • @Ainsley8899
      @Ainsley8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha😂😂

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alyssa Wascher 🤣

  • @andrewandrew583
    @andrewandrew583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2810

    Doctor: why can’t you come to the appointment
    Guy: I’m too sick

    • @frozenwafflezz122
      @frozenwafflezz122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Doc: hes late for his leg surgery? Welp...too bad for him
      Patient:I WAS LATE BECAUSE I HAVE A BROKEN LEG

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had to cancel dentist appointment due to that, in the end, what was making me sick first symtoms were mouth pain, when i was healed, the pain was gone, so it was not needed in the end.

    • @katelynl5214
      @katelynl5214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that was from a TH-cam vid

    • @nickthompson7369
      @nickthompson7369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katelynl5214 Ross creations

    • @iloveknitting4497
      @iloveknitting4497 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ninja HasLigma I’ve done this before

  • @nauticalnausicaa7790
    @nauticalnausicaa7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a vet tech, it's really funny to see the similarities in human and vet med! I feel like oftentimes human medicine tends to look down on the veterinary counterparts (NOT a blanket statement or speaking to attitudes really, but even on a financial level, and in the clients' eyes). It's fun to know BOTH fields are terrified by the q-word and ogle nice veins.

  • @thejacksquatch1992
    @thejacksquatch1992 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:10 Fun fact - if those letters were arranged like this: S P N I E, you'd get it right instantly; our brains work funny that way. When the first and last letter are in their correct positions, you cluod mix up the rmeainnig lreetts hwoeevr you wnat and slitl urednantsd tehm wdros.
    Ptrety cool, iinnt? 😄

  • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
    @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34830

    0:59 "Only medical student will understand"
    Or anyone who has taken an introduction to Biology.

    • @jaxonanello3918
      @jaxonanello3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      David S. W

    • @Alexandra_0209
      @Alexandra_0209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      That's what I wanted to comment, I was like... tf!?

    • @coolstar2398
      @coolstar2398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      I am year 10 at school never done bio but listened in science class and understand it

    • @legenden2744
      @legenden2744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      I actually knew about what it meant but i didn't notice her hair.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Or anyone who remembers their introduction to Biology.

  • @mhmdlmao.
    @mhmdlmao. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3535

    Doctor: How are you today?
    Patient: I'm fine thank you.
    Doctor: Ok, Next.

    • @disneyplsdontsueme2349
      @disneyplsdontsueme2349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That’s probably what year 3000 is gonna be like because at that time doctors won’t care about their patients.

    • @jenniferkim7893
      @jenniferkim7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thank you, next by Ariana Grande is what I imagined from this comment

    • @shittyabandonedacc9626
      @shittyabandonedacc9626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't get it.

    • @khadijamirxa7054
      @khadijamirxa7054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol lmfao

    • @yunomuu
      @yunomuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao.

  • @mikeysrose
    @mikeysrose ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OhmyGOD, the meme at 7:00 was so relatable to me as a college prof.
    Me: I had plenty of time to grade your papers.
    Students: How did we do?
    Me: IDK I didn't grade them.

  • @agrimarai6514
    @agrimarai6514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:39 omg same I keep reading medical books and get the symptoms and I’m like “oh no I have this 😭”

  • @ahmedsendagire331
    @ahmedsendagire331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    Doctor: you need to take these pills every single day of your life
    Patient: but there's only 3 pills
    Doctor: exactly

    • @severussnape8349
      @severussnape8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't get it ....

    • @lucerman8939
      @lucerman8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@severussnape8349 he dies after that 3 days

    • @lenaramsey647
      @lenaramsey647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH..... OHKKAAAYYY

    • @ihavenoideas8816
      @ihavenoideas8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is a stolen joke from The Doctor 😐🤦‍♂️

    • @nikoozen6049
      @nikoozen6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ihavenoideas8816 you know this was made 1 month ago ._.

  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    patient: it hurts when i talk
    doctor: tell me about it
    patient: 🗿

  • @edwardmontoya50
    @edwardmontoya50 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an RN relate to a calm quiet shift and fear of a pending apocalypse. Most days are completely hectic. Usually one nurse might have a relatively quiet shift. However if everyone is having a good shift and the nursing unit is quiet we get worried.

  • @Andrew.Grabowski
    @Andrew.Grabowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My respect for you just continues to increase and when you said Whose Line is it Anyways is a great show? It sky rocketed to the moon.

  • @idontexist2959
    @idontexist2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12573

    I once saw a meme that was:
    Doctor: do you have any wishes?
    Kid: I want to meet Eminem
    Doctor: I’m sure he is busy. But you can meet Tupac
    Kid: But he is dead
    Doctor: Exactly

  • @user-ov5qe6kq7k
    @user-ov5qe6kq7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2560

    I once went to the hospital and as I was leaving the nurse said ,”hope to see u again...”

    • @Saad-zx2me
      @Saad-zx2me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      She must be nurse joy

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Maybe the nurse liked you also IT is nice to sick person you helped alive again even If that Person comes for another Treatment.

    • @user-ys9mv2jd6r
      @user-ys9mv2jd6r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

    • @imeverywhere3969
      @imeverywhere3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm everywhere

    • @diamoodley7013
      @diamoodley7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      When I was in the hospital the nurse said she never wanted to see me again and I agreed. She was my favourite nurse.

  • @paigemontague4022
    @paigemontague4022 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I think Dr Mike is awesome

  • @michaeljensen9557
    @michaeljensen9557 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just wanted to say thank you for your service

  • @egoxic
    @egoxic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2379

    *dies from popcorn overdose*
    Cremator: whats poppin

  • @warheu4681
    @warheu4681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    i love how he gives medical information, experience as a doctor and additional information after every meme. like, i'm learning lots amd enjoying myself at the same time wow.

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious*

  • @SaramiFC09
    @SaramiFC09 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ampogi talaga ni Doc Mike 🥺🥰❤️

  • @sammuradin7960
    @sammuradin7960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    My parents are doctors and my brother is studying Medicine. Every other person: So you wil be a doctor as well? Me: I don’t want to be a doctor. I want to own the hospital.

    • @pronixplays
      @pronixplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      IKRRRRRRR HAHAHAHAHA

    • @saramiftah222
      @saramiftah222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually same

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Is this one of them dumb motivational images from Instagram?

    • @kyokokirigiri4644
      @kyokokirigiri4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sam Muradin be the hospital.

    • @christiancorcoran6183
      @christiancorcoran6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this definitely made me laugh really hard 🥱😌

  • @ih8icewater
    @ih8icewater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10965

    Patient: what are the lab results. I'm dying of curiosity
    Doctor: (chuckles) Not only from curiosity
    Wasn’t my joke and didn’t see the comment if there was one before. It was a meme I saw on Instagram and thought I should share it-

    • @blessmeachoo8997
      @blessmeachoo8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      xxXAlpha AngelXxx MY LUNGS

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I Don’t exist
      Oh, OH...sigh

    • @j0j0ba
      @j0j0ba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      (Chuckles) I’m in danger

    • @RandomGuy-bf8wq
      @RandomGuy-bf8wq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you copied that from another comment.

    • @syifaarinah8308
      @syifaarinah8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hahahah this is a good one

  • @Masked-FeaTher
    @Masked-FeaTher ปีที่แล้ว +2

    someone in my school have really noticeable veins and people keep making jokes going:’ONE PAPERCUT AND YOUR GONE MATE’

  • @lightuptheray4799
    @lightuptheray4799 ปีที่แล้ว

    By far the funniest doctor I’ve ever seen I don’t even know doctors can be this funny

  • @pinkkstarlight.3314
    @pinkkstarlight.3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    *sees a meme where he is the hot doctor*
    “This is mean. I can’t react to this. All people are beautiful” ugh such a prince i swear 😂😂😍

    • @d.guardado
      @d.guardado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      PinkSugarPlum33 Pretty sure he says “this is me” but I see your point!

    • @javierdelacruz3758
      @javierdelacruz3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      all people are beautiful, welp thats just being dishonest lol

    • @sahilaktar1680
      @sahilaktar1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jj

    • @sahilaktar1680
      @sahilaktar1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @lailamartinez3326
      @lailamartinez3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he said old people are beautiful

  • @eddieotto2630
    @eddieotto2630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20036

    *The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @goblin1998
      @goblin1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Maze bean

    • @grettelv8653
      @grettelv8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Are*

    • @wolfsick0
      @wolfsick0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Grettel V it’s is dude 😂

    • @jamesw1726
      @jamesw1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @WolfSick0 Surprisingly it is actually 'are'. Mitochondria is the plural of mitochrondrion.

    • @wolfsick0
      @wolfsick0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      James Wishart you are clearly not educated in the way of the memes 😂 it is how the meme goes

  • @MacKa-VLogs
    @MacKa-VLogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every day, I always watch doctor Mike youtube. I love him, his voice and every things he do

  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:43
    The little high pitch in his voice slowly gettjng high as he says "i dont mean to chop his lungs" makes me unable to stop rewinding to that part.. his voice 😭

  • @Messerschmidt_Me-262
    @Messerschmidt_Me-262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3655

    6:15 roses are red,
    It's hot like hell
    This is a mitochondria
    It's the powerhouse of the cell

    • @TheCheeseDemandsASoul
      @TheCheeseDemandsASoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      roses are red
      its hot like hel
      mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @bradenkoons5624
      @bradenkoons5624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Don’t stay in school. Boyinaband

    • @floriana8468
      @floriana8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Okay I know this is like a very popular meme but mitochondria is actually a PLURAL, the singular form is mitochondrion

    • @naimishsanghvi3816
      @naimishsanghvi3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can't believe he said energy center.

    • @natashatatiana1271
      @natashatatiana1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mitochondria specifically is actually to synthesize ATP

  • @LisAnonymous
    @LisAnonymous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11022

    *Before the surgery*
    Doctor: Relax Tom everything will be alright
    Patient: But my name is not Tom
    Doctor: I'm Tom

    • @xavierdamalerio953
      @xavierdamalerio953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Korny

    • @woozified6184
      @woozified6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That One Sad Dude
      patient: *loud screaming*

    • @user-ys9mv2jd6r
      @user-ys9mv2jd6r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That One Sad Dude hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @hotdog3392
      @hotdog3392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s actually funny

    • @DrQaisarAyaz
      @DrQaisarAyaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i just laughed here 😂😂😂

  • @nofacebasil77
    @nofacebasil77 ปีที่แล้ว

    (1:56) lol, you know, I felled off my loft bed, had to go too the ER since I was bleeding like crazy, had to wait in the waiting room for three hours just to wait two more hours in the room still bleeding.

  • @LestatandBerial
    @LestatandBerial 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As far as the ‘being late to the appointment joke’ the funniest part is that the fact that the doctor is never on time completely goes over mikes head.
    Even if your the first appointment of the day, your still waiting.

  • @toastedmallows9605
    @toastedmallows9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    Where can I find this kind of doctor ? 👀

    • @JASMINE-gl5ky
      @JASMINE-gl5ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      new jersey LOL

    • @JASMINE-gl5ky
      @JASMINE-gl5ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      his office is in new jersey

    • @aauquin865
      @aauquin865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      J A S M I N E
      Welp looks like I’m moving to New Jersey

    • @xkilo
      @xkilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hospital, probably

    • @grifenteen85
      @grifenteen85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You just did

  • @annaly3
    @annaly3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your energy!

  • @MonkeyJedi99
    @MonkeyJedi99 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a fairly rock-solid way to ensure I get seen on time or even early for appointments.
    I show up 15-25 minutes early, and plan on reading the book I brought.
    Boom! Less than five minutes pass and I'm in the exam room, and I have even been at checkout before my actual scheduled time.

  • @itotallyagreewithyou6586
    @itotallyagreewithyou6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4491

    Me: mom, I have cancer
    Mom: that's cause you on that phone all day.

  • @abibnoor
    @abibnoor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    My doctor told me I got 6 months to live. I killed him and the judge gave me 30 years 😂😂😂

    • @rionadatta3857
      @rionadatta3857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mohamed Noor 😂

    • @shashank.k2509
      @shashank.k2509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @araceli2024
      @araceli2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mohamed Noor I saw this somewhere else... BE ORIGINAL!!

    • @danielvargas7519
      @danielvargas7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@araceli2024 I haven't seen it though, sometimes spreading laughs is a good thing 😁

    • @gokuui5862
      @gokuui5862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao I’m gonna tell someone this joke, it made me laugh 😆

  • @alinagolandaj6130
    @alinagolandaj6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol i started laughing hard on the intro
    'Hot doctor'
    lmao

  • @Rosee45
    @Rosee45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its so true... Doctors ask you where hurts and puts pressure on it...
    This happened to me 2 times lol

  • @bavarianmapper4566
    @bavarianmapper4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5069

    Teacher: why weren't you at school yesterday?
    Me: my dad's in hospital
    Teacher the next week: you've been absent for a week, is your dad okay?
    Me: *yeah, he's a doctor*

    • @shayanmoosavi9139
      @shayanmoosavi9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      nice one😂😂😂
      My dad is a doctor too. An anesthesiologist to be exact.

    • @bigbrowntau
      @bigbrowntau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      When I'm sick I have to say "I was at work today...as a patient!"

    • @pinealglandeyestgaming245
      @pinealglandeyestgaming245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clever 😆

    • @henryl.1527
      @henryl.1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shayanmoosavi9139 I heard these people make good money.

    • @shayanmoosavi9139
      @shayanmoosavi9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@henryl.1527 yeah they do, they're basically the most important part of a surgery. They're responsible for keeping the patient stable while the patient is sedated and they tell which drug to inject and the dose. They also teach CPR to other doctors since CPR is their specialty.

  • @x4jones
    @x4jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    *After every meme*
    "You know, we actually..."
    OH LORD HE MADE MEMES EDUCATIONAL

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here is an example of another educational meme:
      Jesus: I am the son of God
      Pharisees: No way
      Jesus: Yahweh

  • @sandracopenhaver3230
    @sandracopenhaver3230 ปีที่แล้ว

    The effort you put into your every day is appreciated and I hope more people understand that it isn't that we are thanking God over you that your efforts aren't noticed it's that well in my case personally I thank God for you and those like you every day. Keep doing what your doing and know your personally a blessing from God.

  • @thespudguy
    @thespudguy ปีที่แล้ว

    6:24 THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
    Every single of my classmates in all my biology classes for the last four years knows this saying by heart lol

  • @FayeWulf
    @FayeWulf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10555

    My primary health care doctor is a 60 year old man and one day when we were talking he told me if I ever feel sad and need laughter when he was reviewing my depression, to look at memes. I sat there blankly staring at him and laughing on the inside.

    • @dex6299
      @dex6299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Nothing makes me laugh and idk why

    • @person7418
      @person7418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      The kind of doctor I want

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Im slowly Dying lol ur name sounds about right

    • @Derek-no8fu
      @Derek-no8fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He doesn't sound like an intelligent man. It sounds like he was just trying to get you to leave his office.

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I would've lost it right there, you my friend have control 100.

  • @eddiepi2686
    @eddiepi2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5162

    *patient enter to doctors room*
    Doctor: How are you
    Patient: I'm fine
    Doctor: Next please.

    • @darkshadow2314
      @darkshadow2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      LOL

    • @eddiepi2686
      @eddiepi2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Milky Eagle Yeah now 204 likes unbeliveable i tries youtube lot's time but I always get only 10 subs so almost give up and delete my videos

    • @eddiepi2686
      @eddiepi2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Milky Eagle Yeah bro I wish you'll be success one day

    • @poisedstool5136
      @poisedstool5136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its more like
      Doctor: that will be 200 dollars

    • @archangel1327
      @archangel1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *WHEEZE*

  • @feldspard
    @feldspard ปีที่แล้ว

    My face when I have been admitted and someone tells me to get well soon.
    It’s basically telling you that they didn’t do anything or gave you an explanation of what is happening to you and just let you go off the clinic or hospital scenario.
    Get well soon = bye.

  • @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059
    @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had my gall bladder out in 2016. They asked if it would be okay for a student (or whatever they are called) could do the surgery. I said okay because there was an experienced surgeon there too. The students have to practice somehow.

  • @gyummii3167
    @gyummii3167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    6:17 * inhales *
    *THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL*

    • @hanxu7529
      @hanxu7529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That’s actually grammatically incorrect, it would be right to say “mitochondrion” as it is the singular form.
      And yes, I’m quite fun at parties.

    • @michaelakennedy4978
      @michaelakennedy4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hanxu7529 😂

    • @EuphoriaInBloom
      @EuphoriaInBloom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Han Xu
      Why is that how they taught us at school?🗿🗿🗿 my life is a lie

    • @Chemeleon15
      @Chemeleon15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cute Pixelz
      Mitochondria ARE*

    • @BloodiNavi
      @BloodiNavi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THAT TRIGGERED ME

  • @youngboogieman
    @youngboogieman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Doctor: Hello, how are you?
    Patient: I'm fine, thanks...
    Doctor: Okay, NEXT!

    • @Emily-eq1ts
      @Emily-eq1ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Doctor: how are you?
      Patient: I guess I’m fine.
      Doctor: you guess wrong

    • @SSS20025
      @SSS20025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doctor : "what's your problem?"
      Patient : "I'm here to find that
      out, stupid"
      Doctor : *NEXT PLEASE*

    • @DallasTheLad
      @DallasTheLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo David Bowie pfp!

    • @youngboogieman
      @youngboogieman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DallasTheLad Yeah, i love his songs, they are just… * chef kiss * 🤚😔👌

    • @DallasTheLad
      @DallasTheLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youngboogieman Agreed :,)

  • @Polaris-qq2nh
    @Polaris-qq2nh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ( 3:10 ) yes! The other day I was at the shops with my mum who is an intern doctor and pointed to a really strong looking dude and said: “that guy has good veins.” Like out of no where!😂😂😂😂😊

  • @fredthefred7018
    @fredthefred7018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    doctor mike: sleep good do it more
    me: yeah.
    also me, watching this at 1 am when i have to wake up at 6am to go to school:

  • @squatlemur77
    @squatlemur77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2615

    6:27
    Roses are red
    It’s hot like hell
    And mitochondria
    Is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      YES!!!! FUCK!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

    • @jencypetersen3410
      @jencypetersen3410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Finallyyyyyy

    • @maxlevine5728
      @maxlevine5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sorry mike but you are an uncultured swine

    • @sofiafelici2961
      @sofiafelici2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *NERD ALERT*
      Actually the energy center and powerhouse mean the same thing

    • @Dahj1913
      @Dahj1913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sofia Felici true but for meme reasons its specifically the powerhouse

  • @TheGreatWolfYT
    @TheGreatWolfYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    6:25
    Me, yelling at the screen
    *POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL*

  • @ZorLink21
    @ZorLink21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Today I was watching videos of both you and Dr. Jordan I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @stitchy_six3620
    @stitchy_six3620 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want my doctor to crack these kinds of jokes with me because it'll help lighten things up for me

  • @gentouch2279
    @gentouch2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3302

    Doctor : It's okay it's a simple Surgery John .
    Patient : My name is not John .
    Doctor : Yeah that's my name .

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lol good one

    • @sfo5159
      @sfo5159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don’t get it I’m dumb lmao

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@sfo5159 The doctor was telling himself that it's a simple surgery to basically boost his OWN confidence. Which can only mean bad news for the patient.

    • @alenaprince7985
      @alenaprince7985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @gentouch2279
      @gentouch2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh god this is my first time getting a lot of likes and I thought it was a lame one but I dropped it anyway 😂😂

  • @jacopoparenti9939
    @jacopoparenti9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4231

    Doctor: You only have 6 months
    Me: *kills doctor*
    Lawyer: You'll be in jail for 30 years
    Me: *stonks*

    • @Icy-ll5ie
      @Icy-ll5ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sarangtae9576 you can't just mix world religions to make yours. There is only 1 true religion. All the religion theories can't be true at once, because they would cancel out each other.

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg 😂

    • @samuelteriba7619
      @samuelteriba7619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ethan Wilde ...the hell. That took a 180.

    • @samuelteriba7619
      @samuelteriba7619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ethan Wilde That's my religion you prick

    • @DudeRandom
      @DudeRandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great life hacks!

  • @bunhead8158
    @bunhead8158 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:15 “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” 🤣🤣🤣 (t’was a meme thing)

  • @flme157
    @flme157 ปีที่แล้ว

    congrats on 10 mil

  • @sumwunukno2540
    @sumwunukno2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5905

    Doctor : I have good and bad news.
    Patient : Tell me the good news.
    Doctor : The good news is you got 1 more year to live.
    Patient : Bad news?
    Doctor : I should've told you that last year.