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I'm a preschool teacher, I have some funny stories. A girl was wearing a backpack all day, it was half over when I saw she only had a 28oz can of tomatoes in it A boy watched The Princess Bride the night before and was screaming quotes from it, mostly "to the pain! NO to the death!" (in that order too) One of my aggressively clingy kids wasn't happy when I was saying goodbye to a kid on his last day, so when I told him, he whines a very prolonged "It's my last day to!"(it was not) I could only potty train one of them by playing ABBA in the bathroom. A boy once on his birthday slept with his shoes on his hands A girl once hit her head really hard on a platform, and continued playing unfazed. A girl told me her great grandma died. I said "sorry for your loss", she said "I didn't lose her, she was just really old"
@@zircon256ua I kind of did that in high school. I got lunch with a salad, and traded everything else with the kids who packed lunch because I hated the food the school served. Some days I would only eat the croutons off the salad, until my guidance counselor intervened.
Dude whenever you curse I can't stop myself from laughing because you somehow keep that deadpan voice and you don't say "What the FUCK!" but you go "what the fuck..." If you know what I mean.
When I was 3 I went up to my mom and said "grandpas being mean!" and my mom replied 'Is he now, well that's no good." And I looked her dead in the eyes and said "oh don't worry he'll be dead soon."and proceeded to joyfully walk away while my dad was dying of latter and my mom was shocked, I also drank chocolate syrup once because my mom wouldn't let me have chocolate milk
11:53 I have spent Literally 3 whole minutes laughing out loud at this. On the floor With tears streaming down my face Struggling to breathe. Idk why it was so funny to me but WOW I haven’t laughed like that in about two years. Thank you, Vaazkl
16:08 I used to do my spelling HW by writing one letter at a time for every line. Spelling “because?” I would count out how many times I had to do it and write all of the b’s for each line and then all of the e’s and so on so forth. It went by faster, but my mom hated it and always told be to stop. I’m now in college and still don’t see why it was a bad thing.
I did the same thing too, according to my mum is that "you wont memorize the spelling if you do that", which i replied with something like "but i dont wanna, i just want to get the job done"
1:20 this story was actually a fake story also at 5:22 it basically is trying the girl is trying to say "guess what" and then the diary responds in quotations "what" and then the girl writes that is 4th of july but she means new years and then says bye to the old year and hello to the new year
Random person: How many kids do you want when you're older? Me: Waste my time, money etc on those annoying things, screaming, crying, being stupid all the time? no thank you
The drinking one makes me think of something my sister said in school. She wrote in something describing her parents that my dad drank beer a lot, and my parents had to clarify that two beers a week wasn’t a lot.
2:23 A 3-month old lion cub only comes along for hunting TRAINING, but they literally are physically incapable of actually properly hunting & killing their food themselves, it’s in fact their mom & aunties who do 99% of the work.
as a kid time was a bit shorter. example: I thought the reign of queen Victoria was 10 years ago. I was reminded about it went i saw a short about a women going to Europe. and midway though, with the straightest face known to man, she said "I think Europe discovered electricity 10 year ago?". as a kid who didnt know how time worked i take comfort in knowing i was always smarter than woman. edit: i remember once in the supermarket i really wanted to get some orange juice because the box looked cool and cried when my dad said no. it had bits, i hated bits.
2:11 That woman drove so fast and recklessly that her baby's car seat started to flip over like that, she should not have the privilege of driving a car. Please someone for the love of God, remove her drivers license before she accidentally kills her baby in a car accident.
Only 8 minutes late and I like that you have over a million subscribers reading memes. The voice makes the perfect. Edit: 02:15 is simple, humans develop slower but that is because we get more intelligent. "Art is Man's Nature." Our ability to use what is around us separates us from other creatures. In simple terms, Imago Dei.
22:28 You know, I think I'd actually read/watch a story of a bad superhero with the strength of two men. It could work as a comedy or drama. Either way I feel you can do something with that premise.
I went to an elementary school where we had to wear uniforms. A class mate of mine got up during lunch to get a teacher to button her shirt. I went with her, but my shirt didn't have a button. I actively knew what I was doing but still cried when the teacher couldn't button my shirt. I hated that school. edit: wasn't there for long, teachers locked my lil bro in a closet because he stood up for himself when a kid stole his toys and the teacher sided against him.
I remembered when I was 5, I put a coin in the DVD slot thinking it was a vending machine on my mum’s car. After my mum found out that the DVD slot was broken, I asked “Where’s my candy?” 😂😂
There was a story, where a dad beat up his son after he scratched their car. He literally destroyed his sons hands with the same instrument, that was used to scratch the car.
I did this thing when I was a little kid, when I couldn’t sleep I would walk to where my parents are, either upstairs Doing work or sleeping, and I would just stand there. Waiting for them to notice me. I didn’t want to talk to them or tap them In fear of startling them, so I did the arguably worse thing, standing there staring at them for 5 minutes until they feel my presence and get even more startled at the sight of a child shadow figure looking at them
When I was like 3 or 5 I bought fnaf and Minecraft on my tablet thinking I was using "amazon coins" back then. Thank god that happened or else I would be questioning what those 2 games are right now.
I remember one time, I loved thomas the tank engine. Then we had a party for my birthday, and I got a temporary tattoo of percy or someone. I cried, idk why- maybe b/c I didn't want him to be "stuck on me" and for him to "be free"? 18+ years later, I still cringe at it.
When I was in first grade a little boy from my class convinced me that he caught God and kept him in a pickel jar. He said God was so angry about this that he swore to destroy the world within the next 3 days. I believed him and lived in fear until my mum found out. The best thing is we aren't even religious😂
7:35 I wasn't looking at the image while listening to the video and my brain translated "my eldest wandered a bit ahead" to "my eldest wanted a bit of head" 💀💀
no cuz when I was like 5 I stuck my finger into the small pouring hole in a Parmesan cheese container and it was stuck like that for 30 mins while my parents tried to figure out how to fix it
37:58 This is the text what made me decide that I'll buy jolly rancher candies at the college where I'll go to from now on, because I want to paint my mouth with candy in that facility. I want to colourpaint my mouth with a never before tasted by me American candy from this meme.
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1:17 she wasn’t even a kid, she was a full grown adult
She wasn’t real.
It was actually 20 six year olds, not 26 year old
5:22
Translation
Dear diary, guess what “what” today is 4th of July goodbye 2007 hello 2008
I'm a preschool teacher, I have some funny stories.
A girl was wearing a backpack all day, it was half over when I saw she only had a 28oz can of tomatoes in it
A boy watched The Princess Bride the night before and was screaming quotes from it, mostly "to the pain! NO to the death!" (in that order too)
One of my aggressively clingy kids wasn't happy when I was saying goodbye to a kid on his last day, so when I told him, he whines a very prolonged "It's my last day to!"(it was not)
I could only potty train one of them by playing ABBA in the bathroom.
A boy once on his birthday slept with his shoes on his hands
A girl once hit her head really hard on a platform, and continued playing unfazed.
A girl told me her great grandma died. I said "sorry for your loss", she said "I didn't lose her, she was just really old"
The ABBA one was possibly the parents fault 🤔
Wow.
I got no words.
When I was in 1st grade, one day I took my lunch money and started handing it out to my classmates. Thankfully, I was stopped.
@@zircon256ua I kind of did that in high school. I got lunch with a salad, and traded everything else with the kids who packed lunch because I hated the food the school served. Some days I would only eat the croutons off the salad, until my guidance counselor intervened.
@@A_menacing_piece_of_toastnice pfp isnt it day shift at freddys?
1:08 that is not stupid that is kinda cute ngl
Fr
2:26
As a stupid kid i can confirm for me this is genius
Ur not,i am
I agree, let’s all unite and be stupid together, except we don’t know how to do that because we’re stupid.
@@NyxTheRandomPersonI'm the retarded kid, the ultimate one
Stupid Kid is a condition that improves every day. Stupid adult on the other hand...
I am beyond stupid
Dude whenever you curse I can't stop myself from laughing because you somehow keep that deadpan voice and you don't say "What the FUCK!" but you go "what the fuck..." If you know what I mean.
29:12 SO ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT HE SEARCHED UP HOW TO HUMP?
Bro, I was just about to point this out. This kid means business. Fighting his dad and humping. Well goddamn
Apparently... but the how to hump part made me laugh
Honestly the dad fighting is funnier lol
“I’m 12, let the madness consume me” is one of the rawest lines I’ve ever heard
When I was 3 I went up to my mom and said "grandpas being mean!" and my mom replied 'Is he now, well that's no good." And I looked her dead in the eyes and said "oh don't worry he'll be dead soon."and proceeded to joyfully walk away while my dad was dying of latter and my mom was shocked, I also drank chocolate syrup once because my mom wouldn't let me have chocolate milk
Did he die
No he's still alive today
Honestly what kid hasn't drank chocolate syrup straight from the bottle
Latter
This video has made me realize that a kid will just give me even more of a reason to seek therapy
My birth control exists
Just deal with it. My fellow kids will always be a literal migraine
Having children sounds like a nightmare
That kid looked at his mom then said " next time let me watch cocomelon"😂
11:53
I have spent Literally 3 whole minutes laughing out loud at this.
On the floor
With tears streaming down my face
Struggling to breathe.
Idk why it was so funny to me but WOW I haven’t laughed like that in about two years. Thank you, Vaazkl
did you not see 29:11 yet lol
I just watched his year old videos, and he sounds way less depressed than he does now
21:54 is just wholesome. 💯
10:40 is also pretty wholesome
46:37
"If I had 100 friends I would: Turn the phone off"
Don't know why, but that one had me howling for 10 god damn minutes.
16:08 I used to do my spelling HW by writing one letter at a time for every line. Spelling “because?” I would count out how many times I had to do it and write all of the b’s for each line and then all of the e’s and so on so forth. It went by faster, but my mom hated it and always told be to stop. I’m now in college and still don’t see why it was a bad thing.
Not allowed my mum and teacher did the same for me
I did the same thing too, according to my mum is that "you wont memorize the spelling if you do that", which i replied with something like "but i dont wanna, i just want to get the job done"
I did the same thing. My teachers didn't like it. I didn't care. Work smarter not harder.
1:20 this story was actually a fake story
also at 5:22 it basically is trying the girl is trying to say "guess what" and then the diary responds in quotations "what" and then the girl writes that is 4th of july but she means new years and then says bye to the old year and hello to the new year
Random person: How many kids do you want when you're older?
Me: Waste my time, money etc on those annoying things, screaming, crying, being stupid all the time? no thank you
Your parents
@@skootergirl22 My parents decided to have 6 kids, they pretty much gave up on me and my brother (youngest)
The drinking one makes me think of something my sister said in school. She wrote in something describing her parents that my dad drank beer a lot, and my parents had to clarify that two beers a week wasn’t a lot.
0:12 plot twist: his last card is a +2
2:23 A 3-month old lion cub only comes along for hunting TRAINING, but they literally are physically incapable of actually properly hunting & killing their food themselves, it’s in fact their mom & aunties who do 99% of the work.
0:38 I can relate, the sun burns my eyes.
Heard about sunglasses?
@@skootergirl22 yes, I just don’t use them, there for normal people
I want to have 4 children when I grow up, but I'm seeing the sheer stupidity of children I don't wanna anymore
A six year old that has never skipped leg day and can kill you in one kick XD.
as a kid time was a bit shorter. example: I thought the reign of queen Victoria was 10 years ago. I was reminded about it went i saw a short about a women going to Europe. and midway though, with the straightest face known to man, she said "I think Europe discovered electricity 10 year ago?". as a kid who didnt know how time worked i take comfort in knowing i was always smarter than woman.
edit: i remember once in the supermarket i really wanted to get some orange juice because the box looked cool and cried when my dad said no. it had bits, i hated bits.
This video just reinforces my stance on never having children.
I don't have enough patience or sanity to deal with them.
5:11 when i was little i found some glitter, rubbed onto my hands, and jumped off my bed
*note: i wasn’t hurt at all
2:11 That woman drove so fast and recklessly that her baby's car seat started to flip over like that, she should not have the privilege of driving a car. Please someone for the love of God, remove her drivers license before she accidentally kills her baby in a car accident.
Ikr, it's not even funny, I feel bad for the kid who has to grow up with a mother like that
I feel so much pity for the poor child.
0:09
that kid becomes a doctor.
2:43 this name seems familiar ;)
Only 8 minutes late and I like that you have over a million subscribers reading memes. The voice makes the perfect. Edit: 02:15 is simple, humans develop slower but that is because we get more intelligent. "Art is Man's Nature." Our ability to use what is around us separates us from other creatures. In simple terms, Imago Dei.
Ok
Ok
Science needs to hurry up and make us develop quicker.
14:24. did you just say eyeos? Its so much harder to say that then lowes.
This entire subreddit is just “ppl with developing brains act like there brain is still developing”
Everytime I watch these, there are always times that I remember that some adults think similarly and that atleast these are still kids.
8:51 If those kids were me, I don't think that'd be playing dead.. I have a phobia of heights, and would probably legitimately pass out..
22:28
You know, I think I'd actually read/watch a story of a bad superhero with the strength of two men. It could work as a comedy or drama. Either way I feel you can do something with that premise.
Imagine being so weird you don't get picked in a single player game.
1:22 sometimes I feel like im the only smart person in the world, people are even stupider than whatever overused tiktok joke she uses next
I dont care i messed the sentene up, i dont want to fix it
8:36 Lil’ bro figured out how to camera, just not at the right time
I used to regularly eat chips of paint off of my walls and swallow entire AAA batteries as a toddler. They were pretty good ngl.
05:21 It says:
Dear diary,
Guess what? "What?". Today is 4th of July. Goodbye 2007, hello 2008.
Aye, you can't give them a Pokemon until their 10!
31:51 I mean, Parmesan by itself is goated until you eat to much and vomit
1:17 someone else's life is more valuable than your phones battery life.
that’s hilarious how a woohoolad post ended up in this video
“No stream tap to retry”
thanks, youtube
Thanks, youtube, really cool
@@Cool_Potato64DANI VIEWER DETECTED
Same, makes me sad
as a kid, i am stupid.
As a stupid, I can confirm, I am kid.
As a confirm, I am kid as a stupid.
As a I am, I stupid and can confirm I kid
I went to an elementary school where we had to wear uniforms. A class mate of mine got up during lunch to get a teacher to button her shirt. I went with her, but my shirt didn't have a button. I actively knew what I was doing but still cried when the teacher couldn't button my shirt. I hated that school.
edit: wasn't there for long, teachers locked my lil bro in a closet because he stood up for himself when a kid stole his toys and the teacher sided against him.
I feel sorry for your brother
Mf really pronounced Timothee Chalamet as “Timothy Chamlet”
So why ain't it Timothet?
8:12 I might be thinking of the wrong thing
this comment was written when the video was only 33 seconds old
and this reply was written after 2 minutes of the videos realese
I remembered when I was 5, I put a coin in the DVD slot thinking it was a vending machine on my mum’s car. After my mum found out that the DVD slot was broken, I asked “Where’s my candy?” 😂😂
this man can pump out 1 hours memes and put 4 of the exact same meme within 15 minutes and no one would notice/care
Yea
I notice. Its annoying.
unfortunately at least 15 dupications...
wonder why?
20:18 I see you got creative with the brand today
As a child I thought the people I saw on tv were actually just behind the tv and would hide in my closet when I would check behind the tv 😀
Someone tell VaazkL that kids aren’t stupid memes, they’re funny memes.
That dandruff one is just funny
Kids always find a Way to be stupid, somehow
“I peed on the toy first so it’s mine”
@@thedishwasherrat that’s a real tactic some animals use to claim territory
Their brains aren't fully developed and they run on impulses, although I think sometimes adults brains haven't fully developed ether
@@thedishwasherratthey watched a dog do it asked why, parents tell them the reason, they start doing it
5:20 - Translation: ✨4✨ 12:00 PM. Dear diary, guess what! "What?" Today is 4th of July! Goodbye 2007 Hello 2008!
5:22
Dear diary, guess what!
"What?"
Today is 4th of July!
Good bye 2007 hello 2008!
22:36 that was so cute tho 😭
There was a story, where a dad beat up his son after he scratched their car. He literally destroyed his sons hands with the same instrument, that was used to scratch the car.
The voices are coming back
Who is that shadow in the corner
Translation for the diary one :
Dear diary, guess what?
"What?"
Today is fourth of July, goodbye 2007 hello 2008
3:59 that is not a child that is a unknown creature
I did this thing when I was a little kid, when I couldn’t sleep I would walk to where my parents are, either upstairs Doing work or sleeping, and I would just stand there. Waiting for them to notice me. I didn’t want to talk to them or tap them In fear of startling them, so I did the arguably worse thing, standing there staring at them for 5 minutes until they feel my presence and get even more startled at the sight of a child shadow figure looking at them
When I was little kids at my school kept saying “don’t say the first two of fun” so I went around for the rest of the day saying fu, not f-u. Fu
Me and my family convinced my little sister that of she doesn't drink water, she will get a broken tongue.
Don't disturb the dead💀
9:59 is the funniest for me
When I was like 3 or 5 I bought fnaf and Minecraft on my tablet thinking I was using "amazon coins" back then. Thank god that happened or else I would be questioning what those 2 games are right now.
Second I think
4th but thats still good
I remember one time, I loved thomas the tank engine. Then we had a party for my birthday, and I got a temporary tattoo of percy or someone. I cried, idk why- maybe b/c I didn't want him to be "stuck on me" and for him to "be free"? 18+ years later, I still cringe at it.
0:48 how is this “kids being stupid”?
Free birth control just dropped :D
perfect.
5:17 says
"Dear diary guess what! (Diary answers idk why) 'what?' Today is the fourth of July! Good bye 2007, hello 2008!"
When I was in first grade a little boy from my class convinced me that he caught God and kept him in a pickel jar. He said God was so angry about this that he swore to destroy the world within the next 3 days. I believed him and lived in fear until my mum found out. The best thing is we aren't even religious😂
5:22 Dear Diary, Guess what! “what?” today is the 4th of July! Good by 2007, hello 2008!
7:35 I wasn't looking at the image while listening to the video and my brain translated "my eldest wandered a bit ahead" to "my eldest wanted a bit of head" 💀💀
When i was i kid i though if you step on a Cigarette it would explode
Ws in the chat for James under the Escalators
no cuz when I was like 5 I stuck my finger into the small pouring hole in a Parmesan cheese container and it was stuck like that for 30 mins while my parents tried to figure out how to fix it
The one at 7:09 is the sweetest thing I’ve ever read on Twitter.
10:03 lol
Me as a kid who thought money lost value when have a tear and proceed to put it on the trashcan
37:58 This is the text what made me decide that I'll buy jolly rancher candies at the college where I'll go to from now on, because I want to paint my mouth with candy in that facility. I want to colourpaint my mouth with a never before tasted by me American candy from this meme.
20:10 YOU FOOL! they only get starter pokemon starting at 10!
22:22 This looks suspiciously like the face of Fidel Castro
Wow, that second made me rolling
IM 12 AND I LITERALLY NEVER KNEW MASHED POTATOES WERE COOKED
0:09 happy late birthday to this mf
Would you rather have your grandpa die or your phone die
23 year old *YES*
1:10 This one's cute actually!
21:54 isnt even a dumb kid its just sad and wholesome
0:50 Bruh your nephew looks like he about to blow up 2 ferries.
I cause your curious I think the message at 5:22 roughly says: "dear diary guess what "what" it's the 4th of July good bye 2007 hello 2008"
I think
Yea that looks about right
at 0:50 His face looks like pennywise
Wait a minute how did he get a picture of the baby that took his phone⁉️