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@@nokoh i dont think its funny that he sounds depressed, it just that he has no reaction while reading the funny memes and it makes it way funnier for some reason.
For the waterfall vs. 100 billion paper towel rolls at 7:26, I have concluded that the paper towels are most likely to win initially (but if given enough time, the waterfall will win). Based on the rate at which paper towels absorb water (and the fact that a waterfall falls at a rate of roughly 100 gallons per hour), if placed at the bottom of the waterfall, all falling water will be absorbed for roughly 20,000 years. However, all water within the source that feeds the waterfall can also be absorbed instantly as the paper towels can hold up to 64 billion gallons; but eventually, the water will replenish itself due to the water cycle.
I showed my mum 22:52 and she literally just said ''yeah that's 'cause they were high on something" I couldn't breathe from laughing for three minutes.🤣
It feels so weird being able to skip back to the last meme when I miss a detail, as opposed to restarting the short. (This is the first regular video of yours that I have seen. Very cool, good video)
@@LuciusC If your browser has the option to turn the short into a picture in picture so you can view it in a different tab, then you can go back in forth in it like a normal youtube video. Only while it's in picture in picture mode though.
lucky for u !!! theyve fixed it! j pause the short and u can scrolly thru it :D u may already know that but thought id share j in case bc it made me v happy to find out :O
Crows are insanely smart and devious. They also can remember human faces and it recently has been found that they csn and often do hold grudges against individual humans for up to 4 generations Growing up on the reservation my father taught me when hunting always leave some for the crows. At first I thought it was stupid until I heard the reason and then witnessed it. If they know that hunter will leave them a meal they will go to the other side of the hunted and make fake warning cries that danger is coming from that direction, driving the hunted straight to the hunter.
The description at 39:50 is basically Suction Cup Man if he was a sleep paralysis demon. Thank you random person on Tumblr who gave me that image in my head.🤣
19:12 Yeah, the insect consumption is a little off-putting. But the real question here is: How tf do you know what vegetarian sausage tastes like? Frickin creep.
11:34, As a Detroit: Become human player, I can confirm that this is a certified "I can confirm that this is a certified conformation of the confirm moment"
12:10 catacombs are tunnels filled with real human skeletons in Paris. Like a burial site. There may even be a throne made out of human bones in there. I haven’t been there yet but I will someday.
People think the guy that eats spiders is some kind of maniac but I'd sooner have him as a roommate than the real psychopaths that release spiders outside because "tHeY eAt OThEr BAd bUgS"
3:24 With great determination and the power of all tubes that he transformed into his armor, the tuba knight finally meets his biggest foe. T h e c o n d u c t o r
39:50 Suction Cup Man is comin’ round My sucking powers have no bounds Suction cups all red and shit I’m pretty hot you must admit Do not test my sucking power I’ll climb your tower in just an hour. You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool. I’m smudging up your windows fool!
i just wanna let you know that your voice heals me spiritually, and if you see any comments making fun of you, just ignore them. (also i saw that you struggled to pronounce pentagonal dodecahedron, its alright, you're still trying and that's all that matters)
There are 2 types of people at a “one time free” food event: the guy that just gets it normally, and the guy that manages to get the most out of it while still being within the rules
6:32 I want to eat every single pile of spices, specifically the ones that are shaped like swirls I don’t have any reason for it, other than just because I want to *And that’s a good enough reason for me-*
I would think that any sort of spice would have a pretty overpowering flavor in pure form. They are meant to significantly change the flavor of an entire meal when used in moderation. Also, the cinnamon challenge was dangerous despite it only being a spoonful of the spice. I know each spice will be different, but there are bound to be a few that your body will react badly to before you finish them. You should probably do a bit of research and start small before doing something like this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamon_challenge That said, there was a guy you ate a small airplane, piece by piece over 2 years and this is actually food, so if you take your time, you should be okay. You didn't specify how long quickly you wanted to eat them. Also, you are free to change your mind after the first spoonful or two. Drinking water or eating something else with it could also make it safer and more palatable. Another note: Pure spices can be some of the most expensive food products per ounce, depending on which you get, so it might get expensive. I am a man who likes to explore hypothetical situations with full seriousness, even if something is meant as a joke. It isn't that I don't get the joke, just that I feel compelled to engage with it.
@@Nerdnumberone Okay, I understand that you said you knew I was joking, but maybe getting hypothetical on a joke isn’t a good idea. I try to be chill on the internet, but if you were to attempt this sort of thing on someone else’s joke, you might be yelled at by the commenter. No hate towards you, but many people (including me, however I understand you weren’t trying to be rude) dislike that kind of thing. I don’t really appreciate the reply, to be perfectly honest. I would’ve had a bit less of a problem with it if you simply didn’t know I was joking, but you did. You can get as hypothetical as you want about jokes on the internet, but it would be best if you were to keep it to yourself. Many people will not appreciate that kind of reply, and most of those people will throw a temper tantrum at you if you do decide to reply in that way. Hope you understand
@Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n I understand, but I find it interesting and almost have a compulsion. Maybe it is a result of my ADD or autism spectrum or just how I am. Thanks for being cool about this and explaining how you feel. Lashing back in annoyance would be perfectly understandable. It can be difficult to recognize what you did wrong and why in an internet conversation, especially with autism. I always appreciate explicit communication.
@@Nerdnumberone Ah, I understand why you made your initial reply then. It’s fine, I have a brother who’s on the spectrum, he also has a similar manner of explaining a lot of the things that interest him. I know it’s a spectrum, not everyone goes through the same thing, but it helps me to understand better. Thank you for clarifying, but even with clarification, people on the internet will still get angry at you if you reply like this to their jokes. I understand why, but you should still be careful when replying like this. Once again, thanks for clearing things up
When I was in fifth grade I used to eat all kinds of weird shit. Once a person handed me a Cheeze-It that was dipped in marinara sauce and I have to admit it was pretty good
41:00 : it also says "jk/joking" "L" "op/overpowered" "tu (you in french)" "y/why" "le q (the but in french)" "b/beatch,badas" "s/six" "f/frick, frog, f*ck, f*king and fricking" and so much more, so ya the alphabet says a lot of stuf 😂👍
Finally he doesn't sound dead or sad in a video
Bro it’s just because I record at night, there are too many comments like this. Imma have to change my schedule
@@VaazkLShorts It's more funny to just think that your depressed
@@nokoh 🤣 bro
@@VaazkLShorts nah I think it's funny 😂
@@nokoh i dont think its funny that he sounds depressed, it just that he has no reaction while reading the funny memes and it makes it way funnier for some reason.
For the waterfall vs. 100 billion paper towel rolls at 7:26, I have concluded that the paper towels are most likely to win initially (but if given enough time, the waterfall will win). Based on the rate at which paper towels absorb water (and the fact that a waterfall falls at a rate of roughly 100 gallons per hour), if placed at the bottom of the waterfall, all falling water will be absorbed for roughly 20,000 years. However, all water within the source that feeds the waterfall can also be absorbed instantly as the paper towels can hold up to 64 billion gallons; but eventually, the water will replenish itself due to the water cycle.
How long. How long did it take you to conclude this. And why. For what purpose.
Wow. Thanks. I’m either very impressed or very concerned
@@imalwaysmelancholy I was bored
@@thepinkelephant2520 Your conclusion is accurate
@@alt3space thank you. Now go step outside or somethin
We can always count on the science side of Tumblr.
"Shut up" -Science side of tumbler
@@EchoIrl tumbler
science side of youtube here, ama
@@FiSH-iSH how is it scientifically possible that no one in the entire universe has asked thus far
@@FiSH-iSH whats the square root of cheese
I showed my mum 22:52 and she literally just said ''yeah that's 'cause they were high on something" I couldn't breathe from laughing for three minutes.🤣
Then you would be dead
@@Paper_Machete910 way to ruin a joke
We're supposed to keep the 10 commandments Exodus 20 and the unclean laws Leviticus 11.
It feels so weird being able to skip back to the last meme when I miss a detail, as opposed to restarting the short. (This is the first regular video of yours that I have seen. Very cool, good video)
youtube REALLY needs to fix that...
Especially if tiktok's getting banned they're gonna get a billion complaints
@@LuciusC If your browser has the option to turn the short into a picture in picture so you can view it in a different tab, then you can go back in forth in it like a normal youtube video. Only while it's in picture in picture mode though.
the youtube shorts short-circuited your brain
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lucky for u !!! theyve fixed it! j pause the short and u can scrolly thru it :D
u may already know that but thought id share j in case bc it made me v happy to find out :O
18:49 Timestamp for the spider wall conversation
8:52 you know shit gets real when they call the ghostbusters
His dead-pan delivery adds so much to these memes
Crows are insanely smart and devious. They also can remember human faces and it recently has been found that they csn and often do hold grudges against individual humans for up to 4 generations
Growing up on the reservation my father taught me when hunting always leave some for the crows. At first I thought it was stupid until I heard the reason and then witnessed it. If they know that hunter will leave them a meal they will go to the other side of the hunted and make fake warning cries that danger is coming from that direction, driving the hunted straight to the hunter.
4:57 that's just pukicho being pukicho not being personal just being themself
29:37
I don't know why and I can't explain it but there's something so hilarious about UPS saying "f**king."
I will never admit how old I was when I realized the black market wasn't a literal thing in the physical world...
2:42 I imagine this all the time. It is crazy.
I love how when there's a word he can pronounce, he just says random gibirish Lmao 🤣
Example: 11:34
Sweeeththhth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't seem to get it on my phone currently but floridian and tyrannosaurus were also good examples before that time stamp
or he just starts swearing
The description at 39:50 is basically Suction Cup Man if he was a sleep paralysis demon. Thank you random person on Tumblr who gave me that image in my head.🤣
excUSE ME?!?!
11:18 also "you fool ihave been trained in your jedi arts by count dooku"
Don’t forget you can alternatively call everyone an idiot if you don’t want to call them a fool.
11:9 THE DELIVERY OF THE "TO VALHALLA" LINE *SENT* ME
19:12 Yeah, the insect consumption is a little off-putting. But the real question here is: How tf do you know what vegetarian sausage tastes like? Frickin creep.
8:53, nahhh, not only are the ghostbusters there but even the mystery machine is there. YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE SCOOBY.
0:38
The delivery of that "something bad is happening" had me ROLLING
Bro a 50 minutes video from vaazkl is a blessing
11:34, As a Detroit: Become human player, I can confirm that this is a certified "I can confirm that this is a certified conformation of the confirm moment"
i love the science side of tumblr.
my favorite series that uploads recently and is good and relatable
12:10 catacombs are tunnels filled with real human skeletons in Paris. Like a burial site. There may even be a throne made out of human bones in there. I haven’t been there yet but I will someday.
12:08 pov when you are able to terraform the cliffs in animal crossing
1:43
ICE ICE BABY
People think the guy that eats spiders is some kind of maniac but I'd sooner have him as a roommate than the real psychopaths that release spiders outside because "tHeY eAt OThEr BAd bUgS"
Are you being sarcastic, implying that spiders dont eat mosquitoes, or mocking people who put spiders outside?
I'd rather keep the spiders in. They may attack you, but they won't hurt me.
7:22 bro is ‘bout to get recognized for the uncensored middle finger shadow
19:00 the second I saw "band camp" I knew it was about to be fucked up
47:40 While I understand his frustration, it was scary to see him get so angry like this lol
I do not understand his frustration, that was funny af
0:00 "ride wife. Life good."
3:24 With great determination and the power of all tubes that he transformed into his armor, the tuba knight finally meets his biggest foe.
T h e c o n d u c t o r
*screams in band kid*
22:28 that’s literally an French loan word used in English… Jesus Christ.
YO I WASN'T EXPECTING A VID TODAY LET'S GO
I love how four seconds in he completely doesn’t realize there’s glass.
39:50
Suction Cup Man is comin’ round
My sucking powers have no bounds
Suction cups all red and shit
I’m pretty hot you must admit
Do not test my sucking power
I’ll climb your tower in just an hour.
You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool.
I’m smudging up your windows fool!
I just thought the same thing in these comments. Glad to see that I'm not the only one.😅
4:12 That looks like the box that for insane people
No shit Sherlock
11:05 had me laughing on the floor
12:42 why does the earth have a face
2:48 Vergil was motivating himself under the sea
2:49 that chair is *motivated*
I've seen all of these. The excitement from watching this channel has ditched along with its specialty.
12:10 that face make me want to never go to sleep
1:10 Still not as hot as the metal slides I played on as a kid.
10:30 sub zero violated that car lmao
4:54 FACT. I pretended to play super smash bros in me head
1:29 i consider 12 a magic number.
NOT FOR FINGER REWSONS
i just wanna let you know that your voice heals me spiritually, and if you see any comments making fun of you, just ignore them. (also i saw that you struggled to pronounce pentagonal dodecahedron, its alright, you're still trying and that's all that matters)
Nice PICREW pfp
It suits you
I love how when he can't read something he just says "whatever the fuck this is"
"all hail the glow cloud"
WELL SHIT WE IN NIGHTVALE NOW
There are 2 types of people at a “one time free” food event: the guy that just gets it normally, and the guy that manages to get the most out of it while still being within the rules
35:23 the prophesy has been fulfilled they have panicked! At the disco
"THIS IS SO CRINGE I FUCKING HATE JOKES LIKE THAT" Fucking had me
6:32 I want to eat every single pile of spices, specifically the ones that are shaped like swirls
I don’t have any reason for it, other than just because I want to
*And that’s a good enough reason for me-*
I would think that any sort of spice would have a pretty overpowering flavor in pure form. They are meant to significantly change the flavor of an entire meal when used in moderation. Also, the cinnamon challenge was dangerous despite it only being a spoonful of the spice. I know each spice will be different, but there are bound to be a few that your body will react badly to before you finish them. You should probably do a bit of research and start small before doing something like this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamon_challenge
That said, there was a guy you ate a small airplane, piece by piece over 2 years and this is actually food, so if you take your time, you should be okay. You didn't specify how long quickly you wanted to eat them. Also, you are free to change your mind after the first spoonful or two. Drinking water or eating something else with it could also make it safer and more palatable.
Another note: Pure spices can be some of the most expensive food products per ounce, depending on which you get, so it might get expensive.
I am a man who likes to explore hypothetical situations with full seriousness, even if something is meant as a joke. It isn't that I don't get the joke, just that I feel compelled to engage with it.
@@Nerdnumberone Okay, I understand that you said you knew I was joking, but maybe getting hypothetical on a joke isn’t a good idea. I try to be chill on the internet, but if you were to attempt this sort of thing on someone else’s joke, you might be yelled at by the commenter. No hate towards you, but many people (including me, however I understand you weren’t trying to be rude) dislike that kind of thing. I don’t really appreciate the reply, to be perfectly honest. I would’ve had a bit less of a problem with it if you simply didn’t know I was joking, but you did. You can get as hypothetical as you want about jokes on the internet, but it would be best if you were to keep it to yourself. Many people will not appreciate that kind of reply, and most of those people will throw a temper tantrum at you if you do decide to reply in that way. Hope you understand
@Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n I understand, but I find it interesting and almost have a compulsion. Maybe it is a result of my ADD or autism spectrum or just how I am.
Thanks for being cool about this and explaining how you feel. Lashing back in annoyance would be perfectly understandable. It can be difficult to recognize what you did wrong and why in an internet conversation, especially with autism. I always appreciate explicit communication.
@@Nerdnumberone Ah, I understand why you made your initial reply then. It’s fine, I have a brother who’s on the spectrum, he also has a similar manner of explaining a lot of the things that interest him. I know it’s a spectrum, not everyone goes through the same thing, but it helps me to understand better. Thank you for clarifying, but even with clarification, people on the internet will still get angry at you if you reply like this to their jokes. I understand why, but you should still be careful when replying like this. Once again, thanks for clearing things up
44:47 genuine surprise at the overt Homestuck content, as opposed to just some of the users in the post having Homestuck names
The first one was like :”ride wife,life good”
4:30 ? I dont get
Jfk got shot. The lines between the screen look like the cross in a soght
15:39 um I don't see anything wrong with this, the duck did deflat, I would know I lives in Hong Kong
As a HUGE LoZ fan, I nearly screamed at 46:08. That’s it. I NEEDEd to say that to the internet 🙂
5:55 No. No it's not. It's over 15000 days. It comes to about 43 years.
They thought it was seconds
2:38 SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME
You went from having an Enthusiastic and high voice to a Deep and Depressed voice.
11:42 to answer your question, that is Percy from the hit show Thomas and friends.
39:50 Didn't know suction cup man would climb some other buildings. Well, actually he would do that cause he finds it funny.
13:18 this meme showed something that only happes in anything fantasy. The only one i could think of is adventure time
At 8:51 I saw that meme and remembered, I used to live in iowa and when I was going to the bakery at Hyvee I saw these here 😅
0:07 is Carlsbad Caverns; I've been there and yes it is a pit into the abyss and no, those are just long steps. Not wheelchair accessible
this guy legitimately has worse reading comprehension than the average tumblr user. (source: im a tumblr user)
10:54 that looks very tiring ;)
One small step for ham, one big leap for hamkind.
this is a good joke pls upvote it
28:02 I didn’t annoy them because my country isn’t on that map MUAHAHAHAH
16:29
Sounds like LA
18:10 That reminds me of the time when I dipped my Cheez-itz in apple juice, and ngl as ashamed as i am to admit it....
It actualy tased kinda good.
When I was in fifth grade I used to eat all kinds of weird shit. Once a person handed me a Cheeze-It that was dipped in marinara sauce and I have to admit it was pretty good
1:37 💀💀💀
2:36 is so relatable, even when I know exactly what it actually is at that exact moment, that’s still the image in my mind.
I've had carbonated coconut milk before it was strange.
0:22 obviously a human you could shoot it easy done but roaches you would have to hire a exterminator 😤
0:17 1000 Roaches because they are easier to kill.
if it's 1000 roaches, it's already too late to save the house
15:56 as an Italian, I agree we should delete them. I’m gonna go cry in my pillow now after seeing this monstrosity
When he curses it makes the joke 10x funnier
i was eating while watching this vid and i have almost choked multiple times each minute
CRISTO (I knew Supernatural would invade eventually- it always does)
46:49 how does this man know how to pronounce indigenous but not *gopher?!??*
19:28 you jest but this was real. google plesiosaur
1:50..THAT IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
2:24 wait guys that’s not what a black market is? /srs
It's online I think but yeah
1:05 EarthBound enemies be like.
21:30 bubba sawyer
2:56 that is a pyrosome and they are dope as hell
could u imagine just Mark Zuckerberg for 1000 miles and their all just staring at u blinking vertically
2:21 this one tha best
One second thought he did in 4:42 (faking)
2:42 haven’t had a single unique experience in my life huh 😂
27:00 I thought he was standing in front of a giant clock
37:24 Why do you Sound so Depressed when you Say a Curse Word
i just saw this video has 666k views and is posted 6 months ago,..,.,
EDIT: i realized it during the 22:42 IM CRYING AND GIGGLING
13:40 I'd personally invite it in for a cup of tea
41:00 : it also says "jk/joking" "L" "op/overpowered" "tu (you in french)" "y/why" "le q (the but in french)" "b/beatch,badas" "s/six" "f/frick, frog, f*ck, f*king and fricking" and so much more, so ya the alphabet says a lot of stuf 😂👍
16:13 the first one i believe all the time