Yup, because kids suck, but they generally are just jerks, they don't steal your gf or by, wife or husband, get you fired, key your car, stab, shoot, or hurt you, they just call you fat and ugly.
As someone else with a grandmother who was from Germany and lived through WWII, I can confirm they are like this. My first words were "Scheiße!" when I heard her yell the same word as she accidently touched a hot pan in the kitchen.
Bruh I have more strength to literally uppercut a wall and then do a roundhouse kick and not feel nothin. But like hitting someone is the softest thing you can punch
Jelly Boy 12 it is ok to miss spell something wrong... u just toxic brother, but I ain’t gonna judge someone. Also I was going to comment: LoL kid need to know when to keep there mouth shut XD
@@georgehiggins1094 why did you say thank you you didnt even do the voice idiot and I’m not racist the kid in the story was a douche and you kinda are to
I was peacefully drinking my smoothie and doing my homework when all of a sudden, I heard “my friend had had enough, and he just turned around, pulls down his pants, and bare-booty farts on Reginald” I have never laughed so hard in my life. I have also never made as big of a mess in my life
dude i dont know about YOUR school but my school lunches are the BESTTTTTTTTT......at least the chikky nuggies,pizza,calzones, and mozzeralla sticks are.
“Four eyes, four eyes!” “I may have four eyes but at least my chromosomes ain’t be looking like the entire alphabet” *Grass Skirt Chase starts playing*
Hackers using aimbott when the see a rich kid insta kill no reload and intimate hp and bullets and no reload this would be funny if it were in a game but too late to change my comment
Being a queen is practically cool because you have a lot of money even if you are a male a king is practically the coolest thing ever you get money and the women
Reginald:well you can't afford it so it doesn't matter Me and the Bois: we call ourself the Assassin's for many reasons and one of it is we hunt down idiots
"If someone is bullying you, then fight them" Bro that sounds EXACTLY what my Grandmas would tell me. Hell, they would most likely watch it go down and cheer me on.
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If this guy is gonna snitch and cry, then you might aswell give him a reason to cry.
*-grandma of the year.*
*loads Makarov* what about his parents
@@inzelcantel2063 Bruce Wayne II
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so true
I knew a kid like this
It’s so funny how kids say “I have money” but it’s actually their parents
@YoungTay FR LMAO
Lol
And thats a fact
Lol
they are legally too young to own money
That kid who defused a fight with a single fart is a legend
He mooned at a pool party too
very true
I know
Jacque Maloney he’s so cool
true af
"When you're a kid you get along better with other kids" As a kid, no.
You profile pictures makes it better
Yup, because kids suck, but they generally are just jerks, they don't steal your gf or by, wife or husband, get you fired, key your car, stab, shoot, or hurt you, they just call you fat and ugly.
I am a kid
@@RehabProjectSRCB I'm a kid, but u ok?
@@Acromeno3301 I'm great, you being a kid doesn't change my statement. Kids suck, they are often cruel, manipulative, and consummate liars.
His grandma: Show no mercy, rip out his eyes.
You are speaking the language of teh gods.
She knows the way of the gods
Pweech mah fwend, pweech.
His Grandma Is the Other doom slayer
The human bing
"Raised by people who buy art or whatever" Best line.
Woah I read that as he said that
Same
I read this while he said it lmaoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ryan: **is getting bullied**
Ryan’s grandma: *no mercy*
My fam:
no mercy for the non veterans child ya know what take my whole gun arsenal for um *special occasions*
*q*
YOU SHOULD PICKED MERCYYYYYYYYYYYY
Oma is just different
“haha, poor person. Couldn’t be me” - Reginald
8:40 “Nah man this kid smells like ballsack and vinegar dressing”
😂😂😂😂
Ahah
Lmao
G41axyX that should be a diss track line
G41axyX LOL!
I love how one of the 16 year olds tried to slide in you dms 😂😂
"HEY scrubs, my BEST friend, please help me pay my debts please"
LMAOOOO
Dayum, would have said "Ey, who de faq dis"
Girls btw
Reginald : “walks in dollar tree” suddenly he stops breathing and dies.
lOL
thats hallairous
LOL
Mmm THE DOLLER STORE!!!!!
Dollar tree is amazing
As someone else with a grandmother who was from Germany and lived through WWII, I can confirm they are like this. My first words were "Scheiße!" when I heard her yell the same word as she accidently touched a hot pan in the kitchen.
“Domino’s pizza bangs”
Pure facts
2 words
*little caesar's*
@Jacob Lupercio Ruiz sometimes not much tho
Yes
Your godam right
Pizza Hut
I feel like Ryan has a superpower that he can sense a soccer mom because of his experience with Karen
lol
What game is he playing do you know?
I think he’s playing overwatch 2
Darkhurricane 420 valorant
Sorry I didn’t know the game valorant
Ryan: shut up
Reginald: now this is an avengers level threat
@MAXIMUS BERGSTROM I got it.
🤣🤣
Same I understand to
🤣🤣
Unlike this comment who ever liked it. We need to keep it even!
Oh my goodness, I laughed so damn hard. Great story😂
U said a very naughty word
Hell ya
Same
@@carterpenner1252 lol
"He reminded me of Randall from Monsters Inc."
_WHEEEZZEEE_ 💀💀💀
(Wheezing intensifies)
@@MysteriousAnimates You died bc you did that for lik 90 years
Now that's a rost
scrubs: "Well this kid is bullying me"
Grandmum: "Fight them"
Sean Miller hell yes
kill them with spear made of marble
@@whoasked9889 agreed
destroy him with grandma's awesome pie
Just remember: If people don't laugh at you when you tell them your dreams, you're not dreaming big enough.
What if they cry?
Ryan: hello
Reginald: *so you have chosen death...*
lol
the burp and fart kid: and you have chosen farts
@Jorden Strother Reginald:My RiCh ItAlIAn PiZzA
Lol
Ryan: uno reverse card
Reginald: punches someone
Also Reginald: OOOOOOWWW HE HURT MY HAND WAAAAAAAAAAH
lol
If he was rich he would have golden bones.
Bruh I have more strength to literally uppercut a wall and then do a roundhouse kick and not feel nothin.
But like hitting someone is the softest thing you can punch
@@maxthecrismison3344 And as we know, gold armor, or anything made of gold is weak
"Four eyes four eyes four eyes!"
"Yeah, I got glasses. The better to see my dad with. Where's yours? WHERE'S YOURS BILLY?"
Yes
My name is billy:(
@@billyhawkins6890 F
@@billyhawkins6890 f
lol
Me while watching this imagining me coming out from behind a tree and beating Reginald to a pulp
Ryan: Shut Up
Reginald: so you have chosen, death
this comment is buetiful
Jelly Boy 12 it is ok to miss spell something wrong... u just toxic brother, but I ain’t gonna judge someone.
Also I was going to comment: LoL kid need to know when to keep there mouth shut XD
Their*
Troll Master55 chill ye Douche.
Oops sorry intended for someone else
No one:
Reginald:I've eaten fourty Italian pizzas in the last month*sweats*
JoEllynn Crowthers
Ha he’s a weakling I’ve eaten 64
Colin Badcock Hi mr bad COCK 🤣
“If you can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen”
Don’t you dare dog on those old tv shows, Tom and jerry along with others got me through the summer
LMAO “Nah man this kid smells like ballsacks and vinger juice
”😂😂
Listening to scrubby has become part of my daily routine
same lol
Listening to him has become an hourly part of my daily routine
Same
Kid with no dad: four eyes four eyes
Me: at least I have eyes
Kid with no dad: I have eyes
Me: then why can’t you find your dad
Wat a freakin roast
I think “then why can’t you find your dad” is better
Ok
LOL
OOOOOOHHHHHH
ur really good at sounding like someone that would be called Reginald
if you say "vive la revolution", the rich kid will freak out
Viva la France
vive la revolution
Let Them Eat Cake
Lemme eat cake brothas
Nea
I love the British accent for the most douchiest “Reginald”
Ya that’s a really good accent
@@ajmooookeeee thank you
If you refer to British people being douche bags than that’s just racist
@@georgehiggins1094 why did you say thank you you didnt even do the voice idiot and I’m not racist the kid in the story was a douche and you kinda are to
@@Galaxy_509 I was not trying to start an argument and I clearly misunderstood you but you do not have to call me a douch for misunderstanding
Him: American p I z z a
Ryan: **intense fighting noises**
Ratatatatata BOP BOP BOP
Nice profile pic man😄
@Zyco. Your dog or even if it’s not your dog it’s adorable
Thanks
Have fun skiing🐕 cuz you know the hat nevermind
dude ryan is scrubby's name im pretty sure
Best. Grandma. Ever.
Why do I imagine that Reginald looks like Rowley from the diary of a wimpy kid movies
nah fam i dont know what he looks like, im an og i read the books
Nah. It is mini Morgz
I’ve read the books and watched all the movies, but he probably looks like rowley
@@adinfinitum520 ur name is a lie theres porridge
I picture him as like the male version of like basic white chick that owns all Starbucks in America
Scrubby: *is literally dying*
Also Scrubby: Hope you guys are having a great day, I know I am
Ayden Locke he just wants to spread happiness and make people's day better
Jasmin Martinez he didn’t say he wasn’t
Wait what? Is this a joke cause I’m confused asf.
Dededwwcwdcwwr
TheLilNugget6 yea, I meant for it to be a joke cause he always says it. I love his vids so it was just supposed to be light hearted humor
I was peacefully drinking my smoothie and doing my homework when all of a sudden, I heard “my friend had had enough, and he just turned around, pulls down his pants, and bare-booty farts on Reginald”
I have never laughed so hard in my life. I have also never made as big of a mess in my life
Hahahahhahahahhahahahha
Same
Ye boi
NO ONE LIKE THE POST! THE NUMBER IS TOO PERFECT!!!
I'll just say like in the comments...
"Like"
The British accent is just absolutely amazing my Lord!!! 😆
This sounds like the first episode of most Disney shows
Camp Fred
I wouldn't know bc I dont watch them because of how *garbage* they are
Camp scrubs lol.
Scrubby: Tells awesome stories every single day
Me: Why isn't my life this cool?
Yeah my life is boring af
i wish i was him
me to
Yeah the only cool guy thing in my life is my brother is in the army and I went on he’s base
I’m good not dealing with Karen’s and everything he deals with
will sports
Bruh this needs to become a movie I-
"Is that American pizza..?"
Natalie Allen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i cant be the only person binging scrubby and scrubs videos during classes
i am rn
"HAHA FOUR EYES!"
"Well billy, at least i can see my dad"
Jesus that’s a roast
“FATALITY”
Press F to say Oof
F
Well that is a roast
Little did the rich kid know, Freddy competes in Formula One
why would anyone dislike this, its pure gold content. Good job Ryan
A legend once said "BARE BOOTY FARTS"
Reginald: - snitches -
Ryan: - reads his street address, phone number, email, middle name out to him- Yeah, good luck with that one buddy.
Ryan: USA USA USA USA!
Ryan’s neighbors: tf
STARS AND STRIPES BEAT HAMMER AND SICKLE
Con Juring well so far...
he said usa 2 times
Yea
MAN FREDDY IS A BLOODY LEGEND SOMEONE HAND HIM THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE
Exactly
Your grandma is one of the coolest person in the world
“Kids are good with kids” kids together strong
Reginald is the type of guy to break his phone just to prove how rich he is
I bet he would be the same guy to be like “What do you mean I can’t get my apps back?!” Then
Zyro Peak jeffy reference?
I had this kid in class who would tear currency notes to prove that.
“Let’s name him... Reginald”
I played Henry stickmin and I recognised that
when was that, it has been a long time since i had seen... *HENRY STICKMIN* the last time i had seen it was charles dieing
THAT WAS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
TOPHAT FOREVER
@@wasquash LONG LIVE TOPATS
Dah dah dah dah
"Mm the dollar store " I laughed so hard
Fun fact: The boys been crying till this day
This story is Describing my 4 year old sister
That's so true
Past*
this poor man
Interesting
Ryan: if you don’t like the video you will start ww3
People without accounts: .....
Oh god imagine...
We b ded
8000000 people did not like
Low key should have said well if American pizza is gross I’ll take ur pizza and proceed to grab his pizza and bite it
OMG THATS SO FUNNY THE ENDING WAS JUST HILARIOUS I AM JUST LMAO
Also the "homeboy Douche-a-lot" 😂
Ryan: I’m going to name him Reginald
Me: so he watches the umbrella academy
Henry stickmin
"We were gentlemen about the brawl that was about to go down" love that quote
*johnathan joestar theme intensfies*
DIOOOOOOOOOO1
5:36 did you just edit in "friends"? Big brain move if I do say so myself, gotta get that monetization!
Lol
It sounds sooooo weird lmfao
Oh shit I just realized that lmao
When you said USA is the best place on earth I almost died laughing, that was a really good joke.
Lol your funny that was a really good joke
best at having the most amounts of obese people
Lmao same! It's all about mexico
"man jumps out ambulance to avoid paying for broken arm" sheds tear, USA USA USA
@@shinycharizard9221 USA fell down after 1999
"I aint folding under pressure, I aint switching for no ho I ain't talking to no cop and I ain't telling on my bros"
yktv
Your not funny
@@godlygamer782 and I'm sure your not godly.
godly gamer ...brah you ain’t "godly" 😏
“Wii Sports”, I guess idk lmao
This is one of the funniest things ever.
“Reginald”
"We were all gentlemen about the combat that's bout to go down"-scrubby 2020
I rewatch this vid every month and every time it just makes my day better all the time
Me:breathes
Reginald: gasps* are you breathing America air
Ha ha
stop thats illegal
“Us Americans know how to make good food”
School lunches: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Dude the best thing about c-19 is no more bad school lunches
dude i dont know about YOUR school but my school lunches are the BESTTTTTTTTT......at least the chikky nuggies,pizza,calzones, and mozzeralla sticks are.
What about American school lunches
Ikr
Ikr
Kid: says cheap American pizza
The 70,000 gold pizza Mr. Beast tried: *you dare oppose me mortal*
Lol
lol i saw that vid
True that
LMAO🤣🤣
Lol
I always like to hear a rich person getting owned 🤘🏻
I feel like Ryan has a curse where 40% of people that Ryan meets are insane and 30% are dumb and 10% are stalkers and 20% are normal
I would love that
Yea probably
Actually its more of a blessing because he can just put this $hit on youtube and get tons of views
Theyre not his stories tho
I went to italy when I was like 7 and the only thing I remember is that they had good food
same but I only remember the gelato and the pizza
I’m Italian so I get that food every day
Same
I've never been to Italy, but I really want to
SHUT UP
hhhh
JK
When he pushed you, you should of fell down and started crying saying he punched you... Sneakiness 100 ;)
Monster ok man don’t let him push u around punch him in the face and beat the crap out of him
Lol
yeah, he can just go back in time and do that, no problem
this is one of my favourite scrubs videos
“More than fat kids loves chocolate cake”
Stacey Varkey litterally read that right as he said it😂
But i like strawberry cake and im really fat
potato men same
What’s wrong with vanilla?
Carter Hayes vanillas better than chocolate for me lol
I can imagine ryan in a gunfight and whenever he shoots he just screams BRA BRATATATA
He is the GASABORN.
When he shoots an RPG and it explodes he goes BOOM.
Wii sports should make a professional leaugue change my mind.
I literally looked up Wii sports world championship a few days ago
@@jacksondickerson6873 ah i see your a man of culture as well
That's random but cool
@@tres_3_three133 u just dident watch halfway through thr video
I do t think I can
He does the funniest impressions of people
The way he said “HMM? TGE DOLLAR STORE?!”😂😂😂
“Four eyes, four eyes!”
“I may have four eyes but at least my chromosomes ain’t be looking like the entire alphabet”
*Grass Skirt Chase starts playing*
Heck yes
That made me laugh too hard
Amy Brock haha
PUMPED UP KICKS STARTS PLAYING
YEAH, ROASTED
"MMMM THE DOLAR STORE" that had me dying
Same dude😆😆😆
“The slithery little craphead” 😂
When I see a rich spoiled kid: Activate insta kill
Only if he has doucheism
Id rather drop the *you have no real friends*
Me: Sees a douchey rich kid.
My brain: Another high priority target.
Hackers using aimbott when the see a rich kid insta kill no reload and intimate hp and bullets and no reload this would be funny if it were in a game but too late to change my comment
1981 You know you can edit it right?
number 15: rich kid: this creature lurks beyond the woods of the usa its pretty scary it will rip you to shreds and/or flex
finally a cultured person who watches chills
Everything about this story is amazing
This is my favorite storytime video
Reginald: im richer than you even tho its my parents that makes money
Yeh he dose in my mind
lol
@jason nies does*
My dad name is reginald and he is broke and addicted to ciggez
Eric Mol this guy taught lil tay to flex
I love how he acts like going to Italy is a really posh thing to do.
"my friend can burp and fart on command thats important to the story"
The most important
@@thebrushtooth8402 yes
Very important
yup
Dude that’s so cool
18:43 “Those are my fighting noises”
*Ah yes bratatata, the average American fighting noises*
i saw this comment and laughed my ass off
2 years later this comment is still funny
Scrubby: like to be the queen of England
Me knowing the queen is immortal and can’t die and stop being queen: NO MORE TRICKS
bruh it’s a conspiracy theory, scrubs wants to trick the sheeple. they know he relates to most people.
That means that you see your loved ones die
Alex Eaves dang gettin all mad over a comment lol
R.I.P Rick May
Being a queen is practically cool because you have a lot of money even if you are a male a king is practically the coolest thing ever you get money and the women
Reginald:well you can't afford it so it doesn't matter
Me and the Bois: we call ourself the Assassin's for many reasons and one of it is we hunt down idiots
Oma always taught us the ways
Would you like to see demons??
@@dr.voidbennett1275 yes
@@chasterbeef2998 i learned all assasin tricks against the monkeys with gold
Scrubby your grandma has officially gotten the title “swag grandma”
Edit: Oh yeah, Reginald
Reginald, oh yeah!
She's definitely a BVB fan
hi scrubs ur the best and wat sscreen rec
gamer scrubs isnt in the replies here
@@owenschmidt6166 Ne alter das geht doch nicht die ist Bayern Fan
Love the storys keep it up
Nobody:
Reginald: *assert the dominance*
Scrubs friend: farts on Douchey rich kid
Me: Salute!
It sounds like he would marry a Karen just to get “poor people” fired
As soon as I see this comment this is the face I make🧐😏😅😂🤣
I love karen
So agree
Big Ed omg just because rose left doesn't mean you have to go to Karen
Tru
"If someone is bullying you, then fight them"
Bro that sounds EXACTLY what my Grandmas would tell me. Hell, they would most likely watch it go down and cheer me on.
"I'm gonna call him Reginald"
behold the toppat clan. no wonder he was so rich, cuz he kept stealing it
Lol
hello this Charles