at around 59:00 when the guy says “you owe me this” and the girl says “i don’t owe you anything” she owes him one thing and one thing only... a restraining order
The first story made me roll on the floor with laughter…this guy’s narration skill are legendary…Scrubs could hands down be a standup comedian. Keep up the great work 👍👍👍
Time for a random but worth-to-read comment! So if you like randomness, read! I'll be brutally honest, the YT-Guidelines and the Report-System are broken as much as can be. For example, using Lesbians being Lesbians for Profit is also totally ok for TH-cam, which is honestly disgusting. It literally hurts society to objectify woman but mainly lesbians this much. Its impressive. Not to mention comments, since this month, have gotten a whole new wave of censorship; you may not allowed to comment anything sometimes. ...All that... Thats why i actually just created my own Wiki, the Link Project Wiki, so i can share Links/URL's of confirmed Evil-doers and people who are toxic in one way or another. Literally one way or another. Basically Karens, Racists, Sexists, Bullies, and a lot of other stuff. As well as combinations of the listed... I created a Wiki and feel free to visit it and do what your brain tells you to do with Links that directly lead to people that should be reported. Do what you have to do. Linkprojectforthesakeofeveryone.fandom and then end with .com. That should do the trick. Maybe you think this Comment is a bit random, maybe even spam, ok, i understand that, but you need to get the gist: I try to make yt a better place, cause its sooo broken. If youre interested in what i do, tell me. Sorry for the long comment. But fighting Karens and others is worth it, is my ending-statement for this.
Scrubs, dude, saying "Mountain Dew isn't a drink, it's a lifestyle!" is such an "Eric Cartman" thing to say. Friggin' hilarious man. Top tier quality comedy here.
@@LuXLuvsU eh he doesn’t always say it’s sub submitted and there is a good few story’s that I’ve seen on Reddit “prior to him uploading” so I’d say 50% is fairly accurate
@@eeveeblazelol Furries Here to impurify the world Anti Furry Absolute gamer Jojo fan "is that a jojo reference?" Otaku My beloved Zero Two uwu Neko Fighting alongside furries GrayStillPlays "Not today Satan!" Flamingo fans Rat pee Memer U r such a sussy baka The battle shall start
listen. and i speak from experience, if somebody is bad at something, you have to tell them, or they are going to continue to do it and get bullied. teachers take notes! in all seriousness though, love your videos scrubs and keep the videos coming.
Alpha-Males dont actually exist. Thats as stupid as (random comparison incoming!:) thinking a Gryffindor can only be brave but never smart. The Idea of an Alpha-Wolf actually comes from a guy who misunderstood something in an Epic Fail, and made a book. After the book came out, he soon discovered he had made an Epic Fail - not just a normal mistake, but an Epic Fail. Nope, Alpha Wolves totally arent a thing, ever. He just saw children following a parent. He tried for the rest of his life (no kidding) to make people stop using that word/term. He even took his own books from the shelf, stopping his money-income. But people simply liked the sound of the word, so it sticked. Thats all there is to this.
Does every school just have those kids??? Cause there was so, so, many at mine lol. They all hung out with eachother too. Feeding into eachothers delusions.
Alpha-Males dont actually exist. Thats as stupid as (random comparison incoming!:) thinking a Gryffindor can only be brave but never smart. The Idea of an Alpha-Wolf actually comes from a guy who misunderstood something in an Epic Fail, and made a book. After the book came out, he soon discovered he had made an Epic Fail - not just a normal mistake, but an Epic Fail. Nope, Alpha Wolves totally arent a thing, ever. He just saw children following a parent. He tried for the rest of his life (no kidding) to make people stop using that word/term. He even took his own books from the shelf, stopping his money-income. But people simply liked the sound of the word, so it sticked. Thats all there is to this.
In 5th-6th grade there was this kid named John. John was obsessed with this girl named Kyra and during recess he would chase her around and try to touch her. He would also compliment her a lot, was an obnoxious person and use to bite people. He moved away to a different school though 6 months after. This was 8 or 9 years ago, but I still remember how entertaining it was.
46:21 I remember that in middle school I wanted to start a dance club. I never did. There is one in my Highschool but I'm not into it. It just shows how when you grow interests can change.
Me: Why does scrubby have so many school stories? Everybody else: Because he kept having to switch schools because karens kept complaning and he laid facts.
Alpha-Males dont actually exist. Thats as stupid as (random comparison incoming!:) thinking a Gryffindor can only be brave but never smart. The Idea of an Alpha-Wolf actually comes from a guy who misunderstood something in an Epic Fail, and made a book. After the book came out, he soon discovered he had made an Epic Fail - not just a normal mistake, but an Epic Fail. Nope, Alpha Wolves totally arent a thing, ever. He just saw children following a parent. He tried for the rest of his life (no kidding) to make people stop using that word/term. He even took his own books from the shelf, stopping his money-income. But people simply liked the sound of the word, so it sticked. Thats all there is to this.
I don't encourage making fun of large or heavily weighted people but when it comes to people like this- they are THE funniest thing you can hear or see, prove me wrong I'll listen.
You know what, I think that Nice Guy is right, with the whole "I'm being nice to you, you owe me". I'm gonna try it right now! *heads to the bank* Edit: So the logic didn't work, and now I'm on the run for attempted robbery. Such BS I swear...
I write poems when I’m sad but I don’t then show them to everyone and flex it. Like the whole point in writing them is to get down your feelings and then you can see how you feel when you calm down
I am becoming a furry soon and I'm making a wolf ear head band and wolf tail belt and a pare of wings (by the way they are only made of fabric and fake feathers don't worry)
"An obese diabetic knight. But instead of a mace, it's a 2 liter of mtn dew code red." I really laughed at that one. That's good.
Bro the black belt was ornstein and Felix was smough
That’s my true dark Knight
Hear ye, hear ye! I proclaim the idiocy tournaments unrestricted!
me to like what the f
“He fought a box of donuts and lost” lmfao🤣
How the hell consuming your enemy counts as a loss?!
@@lmao1660 He lost in the battle of temptation for the donuts
I agree with every one who typed to this person's comment
Ik I died 💀
I f*ck*ng died LMFAO LUAGHING MY F*CKING A** OFF LOOOOOOL LEL LEL LEL LOL
“He’s threatened to sit on a couple people and we all know that would be lethal” this is my favorite part
That kid and hit 2 liter code red Mountain Dew is just a cringe lord, “i’M a BLacK BeLT”
Lmao
He probably has his own gravitational pull
Kung Fu Obesity
@@havok5439 I’m a yellow belt an even I could do better than he did lol. Yellow belts are the 2nd belt you get btw, so I’m not that advanced.
This is my lofi music for getting homework done
FACTS
Same
Faxx
I’m doing work rn lol
big fax
at around 59:00 when the guy says “you owe me this” and the girl says “i don’t owe you anything” she owes him one thing and one thing only... a restraining order
Agreed
H huh
As a lesbian I agree
@@ArtemisBlackButlerFan ????
...
I was insanely tired and accidentally ended up falling asleep to this, and might I say those were some of the WEIRDEST dreams I've had in my life
bruh same
On the third day of scrubsmas my favorite TH-cam gave to me weird cringy kids, him fighting emo kids and him fighting dumb idiots
Nice song
Imagine if that became a real song
Damet I already made one
YESSSSS THAT'S NICE
What’s better the song or the video honestly song bet this Zane you are the new best Christmas singer.
“When they look the way beef smells”
“Your kid just got RkOed by a paper Mache enderdragon”
That’s crazy
Lol
@@Ceeshius Are you okay?
@@raptorf-7774 my phone was on in my pocket lol
“Dingleberry moron”
"please take off your mask, it is a health concern"
That shit aged like milk
U think he can wear it now?
The fact that he also made a video about a kid selling aged milk
“Friendship is key” that sounds like a Kingdom Hearts Sora voice line “My friends are my power”
Bruh lol
@@kidkatanatv I love kingdom hearts but saying that irl sounds so childish
@@ocipiry Nah not really
@@kidkatanatv yoú just need to say it like this it is key to have connection to those with power / higher ups
@@kidkatanatv c CD cc gg
“aeeoweao, that’s my frustration noise”
Sure Ryan, ‘frustration’ noise
same
Yz
"felix" as soon as i heard that name i could not unsee a fat man cat girl
@@X_Q-ll8du i thought of pewds lol
@@thatguyfrogg9151 yea i also thought of pewds cuz his name is Felix
I never thought I needed a 12 days of scrubs, thank you lord sponge
Lord Sponge? Lol that caught me off gaurd
The 4 foot kid took “bite me” to a whole new level
Kid literally makes the happy/suprised Office face whenever someone says "Bite me".
Fax
Fax
WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87?
Chomper PvZ
"YE OLD MAN ON THE BOAT SAY HO" that came outta nowhere
The first story made me roll on the floor with laughter…this guy’s narration skill are legendary…Scrubs could hands down be a standup comedian. Keep up the great work 👍👍👍
Imagine a screamo version of 'grandma got ran over by a reindeer'
Stephen speary
Y. e s
Me giggle from this
YYYEEESSS.....
I need this
“He’s threatened to sit on a couple people and we know that would be lethal”
Lmaooo this was funny
Well...
Time for a random but worth-to-read comment! So
if you like randomness, read!
I'll be brutally honest, the YT-Guidelines and the Report-System
are broken as much as can be.
For example, using Lesbians being Lesbians for
Profit is also totally ok for TH-cam,
which is honestly disgusting. It literally hurts
society to objectify woman but mainly lesbians
this much. Its impressive.
Not to mention comments, since this month,
have gotten a whole new wave of censorship;
you may not allowed to comment anything sometimes.
...All that... Thats why i actually just created my own Wiki,
the Link Project Wiki, so i can share Links/URL's of
confirmed Evil-doers and people who
are toxic in one way or another.
Literally one way or another.
Basically Karens, Racists, Sexists, Bullies,
and a lot of other stuff. As well
as combinations of the listed...
I created a Wiki and feel free to visit it
and do what your brain tells you to do with
Links that directly lead to people
that should be reported. Do what you have to do.
Linkprojectforthesakeofeveryone.fandom and then end with .com.
That should do the trick.
Maybe you think this Comment is a bit random, maybe even spam,
ok, i understand that, but you need to get the gist: I try to make yt a better
place, cause its sooo broken.
If youre interested in what i do, tell me.
Sorry for the long comment.
But fighting Karens and others is worth it, is my ending-statement for this.
@@slevinchannel7589 stfu
@@slevinchannel7589 that joke was hilarious
Little do people know that Felix grew up to be a discord staff mod
...
NO
@@Slightly_Noisey_Fella uh-
he cracked a tile so i think he is an admin
Lol
teacher:You're not allowed to wear masks, please take them off
covid: hold my virus
Alcohol : hold me because Im useful
noone would dare to hold the virus lol-
Lol perfect
@@kumih0710 the sun: i would, cause it might burn in 0.1 seconds!
@@christiefitzgerald5843 great point
Teacher: Its against the dress code to wear a mask
All of 2020-2021: Little does he know
Exactly
Scrubs, dude, saying "Mountain Dew isn't a drink, it's a lifestyle!" is such an "Eric Cartman" thing to say. Friggin' hilarious man. Top tier quality comedy here.
You killed Kenny
Y’know what, I give the Minecraft club an a+ for effort cause making suits out of cardboard is fricken hard
Got to respect the effort.
@@Momotaro6513 Look at my name
@@maage100k9 Shut up.
couldnt miss this for online school
Lol fr
Same
Same
Same
Agreed
These videos are so addicting, I cant stop watching them.
same bro
“iM a bLacK bElt yOu cAnT bEAt mE” **pulls out glock 17** wanna test that?
*insert gun entering ankle bone*
@yoboirileyMOMMY H- *falls like grandma without her wheelchair*
I agree with you all
Parry this you f*cking casual
Aim for the head it will Truly test his skill
At 39:44 I was laughing SO hard when he said “We couldn’t wear mask due to safety regulations" RIP everyone at that school
I absolutely love how relatable these stories are and when he says something "offensive or controversial," its what everyone was thinking XD
Did anyone else never realize until now that these episodes are like 1-2 hours long
Because it’s a compilation for December
Ye
No shiiii
ikr
Are u cracked
Almost done with the vid now these are most if the best stories u did scrubs thanks.
Did you watch the vid on speed 9000
No i watched it at normak speed
I can imagine that someone in the school said "CODE RED! CODE RED! THERE HAS BEEN A CODE RED EXPLOSION IN THE CAFETERIA"
I wish my life was as interesting as scrubs
Half of his story’s are sub submitted but I definitely agree with you
I’d say 30%
@@LuXLuvsU eh he doesn’t always say it’s sub submitted and there is a good few story’s that I’ve seen on Reddit “prior to him uploading” so I’d say 50% is fairly accurate
@@vorcid1668 maybe he is joking cuz tbh i think he knows a lot of stories are submitted
@@mrbloodplays8132 yeah or he meant that 30% were scrubs stories the other 70 submitted
"If you keep trying Karate you're going to fall through the floor"
I *died*
Yes, falling through the floor hurts
@@timp4661 r/technicallythetruth
In the furry one, I just remember that throughout this scrubby still has a Ronald McDonald costume on 😂
Ronald mcdonald vs psycho furry.
i would pay to watch this actually
@@eeveeblazelol That one Anti-furry kid, Ronald McDonald vs A Psycho Furry, ngl seems a better one
@@kollepii1011 smash furries ultimate: everyone’s here
*wait a minute*
@@eeveeblazelol
Furries
Here to impurify the world
Anti Furry
Absolute gamer
Jojo fan
"is that a jojo reference?"
Otaku
My beloved Zero Two uwu
Neko
Fighting alongside furries
GrayStillPlays
"Not today Satan!"
Flamingo fans
Rat pee
Memer
U r such a sussy baka
The battle shall start
Triple reply
Even if scrubs story’s are a lie I still would enjoy them
This is a subscriber story
@@TheAtomBuilds maybe the subscriber storys are fake
@@videogameman68 so what ? They are still entertaining
@@TheAtomBuilds yeah they are
Boys it aint fake it is just that some certain people are scuffed
Scrubs: my life is normal
Also him: No I just always have stories about crazy and cringy people
I have plenty of these. I live in Florida
@@stonecloth5873 bad luck we share
Well, to be fair many of those are from other people that send stories to him
That kids trying to be intimidating when he has the mindset and body type of a dnd beholder
"You were just asked to take your mask off" Ah the day when that existed. Good times, good times.
back when wearing a mask got you in trouble, the good days
me, an intelectual: *plays "what does the fox say"*
@@RealBriereMagician The fox in this case said: REEEEEEEEEE
"He threatened to sit on couple of people and we all know that would be lethal" my god its 2 am and im laughing like a hyena XD
Scrubs: You cant wear 63 on clothes
Me: *Quickly drawing 63 on my shirt*
I’ve never heard the words “Karen” and “polite” together before...
Same
Same
Same
listen. and i speak from experience, if somebody is bad at something, you have to tell them, or they are going to continue to do it and get bullied. teachers take notes!
in all seriousness though, love your videos scrubs and keep the videos coming.
A HOUR AND A HALF VIDEO, HES UNSTOPPABLE
imagine saying you finish the video when this was posted 25 minuets ago and it's and hour and 30 minutes long
Who the phuq?
@@Parkerintheskys2 facts
speed running a video
Speed x2
Sooo true this is facts
"Everybody brings a water bottle to school"
NOT ME
“When they look the way that beef smells” 😂😂😂
Yeah lol.
@@russianking2463 your name us confusing
@@russianking2463 but the Soviet Union wasn't a monarchy. They literally killed the Tsar (the Russian emperor)
“Here lies Alex smith.” He’s the football player that almost died from a leg infection
Alpha-Males dont actually exist.
Thats as stupid as (random comparison incoming!:) thinking a Gryffindor
can only be brave but never smart.
The Idea of an Alpha-Wolf actually comes from a guy
who misunderstood something in an Epic Fail, and
made a book.
After the book came out, he soon discovered
he had made an Epic Fail - not just a normal mistake,
but an Epic Fail. Nope, Alpha Wolves totally arent
a thing, ever. He just saw children following a parent.
He tried for the rest of his life (no kidding) to make people
stop using that word/term. He even took his own books
from the shelf, stopping his money-income.
But people simply liked the sound of the word, so it sticked.
Thats all there is to this.
@@slevinchannel7589 what are you talking about? How does a football player that got a leg infection compare to Alpha males
@@nebula8610 he prob just wanted to post something for likes
Almost XD
I feel like screamo videos in the AM might be better then a cup of coffee.
I literally love 12 days of Scrubby so much. Also got my Uncle to sub 👍😎
"you might call my mom a rusty fish hook attached to a dead marlin" LMAO I about shit myself when he said that
Lol cause that’s you lol
@@dabears5185 You mean because? Apparently your mom didn't teach you proper English.
@@Trumplican cause can be a shortened version of because
@@kollepii1011 I see we have yet another who has no skills with the English language.
@@Trumplican I'm sorry, what? I AM speaking english.
"When they look the way that beef smells"
DESTRUCTION
“I gave three Diamonds to a kid to make a pickaxe so I’m basically the Pope at this point”, scrubs
Good old scrubby
for the furry one reminded me of a person in my school thought she was a witch/vampire/werewolf having to protect everyone from a great evil.
Does every school just have those kids??? Cause there was so, so, many at mine lol. They all hung out with eachother too. Feeding into eachothers delusions.
@@lesbianchihuahua1624 the emo one or a furry one?
While in my english class there were me and another kid who are just secretly a jojo fan
@@kollepii1011 ayo what school you in
Soooo she thought she was an anime protagonist? Why, just why, I get that she likes demon slayer and attack on titan but that's to far...
38:30
Bruh you know it's bad when the dude who literally dressed as a clown is clowning you.
12 days of scrubby imagine New Year’s Eve 13/1/20
That would be 1/1/21
It was a joke
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
@@ihlanlouis20 exactly thank you for getting it
Damn what if that's actually how it was
These videos have the best insults I've ever heard, had me dead laughing
“Somebody saying they could beat you up even though they look the way beef smells” that had me laugh ngl
“They looked the way that beef smells” lol
Bro Scruby Makes my day thx for uploading today Much love homie
"A 2 bit floozy that doesn't know who your father is" is now in my book of insults
Well at least I can watch this after school
He says “each other” as one word an idk it’s cool😭
@Jackith they way he says it tho is funny
but it's literally how it's said, it's not funny. Each other as two words is funny.
Alpha-Males dont actually exist.
Thats as stupid as (random comparison incoming!:) thinking a Gryffindor
can only be brave but never smart.
The Idea of an Alpha-Wolf actually comes from a guy
who misunderstood something in an Epic Fail, and
made a book.
After the book came out, he soon discovered
he had made an Epic Fail - not just a normal mistake,
but an Epic Fail. Nope, Alpha Wolves totally arent
a thing, ever. He just saw children following a parent.
He tried for the rest of his life (no kidding) to make people
stop using that word/term. He even took his own books
from the shelf, stopping his money-income.
But people simply liked the sound of the word, so it sticked.
Thats all there is to this.
what?
@@slevinchannel7589 cringe
In 5th-6th grade there was this kid named John. John was obsessed with this girl named Kyra and during recess he would chase her around and try to touch her. He would also compliment her a lot, was an obnoxious person and use to bite people. He moved away to a different school though 6 months after.
This was 8 or 9 years ago, but I still remember how entertaining it was.
"How dare you call my son anything but a princess?"
Nice
The enderdragon is real thing made me laugh so hard I died in a ghost now
you know the story will be good when you have to assure that its real
I love how this man is as least offensive as possible, I'm a furry and I'm giving this man a "Make fun of furries" pass because you're so cool ^^
so queston sorry if i come off as rude but whate makes you want to be a furry and what really is it?
like i find them cute and all but like i just dont understand them to much if that makes sence
@@yurichan5368 i mean its just some people that like dressing up like animals its just like cosplay
@@k3boys489 no it not some people want to be it and cosplay is like dressing up as a character
@@yurichan5368 if someone wants to be an animal then they are delusional it’s just people that dress up like one
46:21 I remember that in middle school I wanted to start a dance club. I never did. There is one in my Highschool but I'm not into it. It just shows how when you grow interests can change.
@geometry rash don’t comment again. You’ve commented 69 times
@geometry rash Respond to this comment to get back to 69. Don’t try to delete a comment to get out of this
Me: Why does scrubby have so many school stories?
Everybody else: Because he kept having to switch schools because karens kept complaning and he laid facts.
I thought the furry went to a “special” school. Later on that part is just undone.
I noticed the same thing
theres a old saying "talking cant do shit in a fight"
Cocomelon curse :O
if i was there, i would yell; " I guess friendship wasn't key."
I love playing games and listening to the 12 days of Scrubs
I know right
“You may call call my mom a rusty fish hook attached to half dead marlin” lmfao
The creepy stalker kid: “Dude she’s just not into you”
That thumbnail though. 😂 Bloody hilarious. Great choice, Scrubby.
Fantastic. Keep up the good work Scrubs.
The karen slamming the ice cream on the counter a a "power move" was my favorite
"I refuse to take my mask off" these days that's a good thing
Ong
Nah
Lmaooooo
Masks don’t work
@@mr.dinosaur3794 facts thank you man
Ryan: probably weighs enough to knock somebody out, that’s going to be important
Me: ok ho died
Oh which Minecraft farming hoe fell to the ground and dropped the stuff
“Call me crazy but” lol I love this guy
We got this and a new song lets gooo !!!
lmao im in school watching this
Same lmfaoooo
lmao
Same
Same
I’m hunting while I watch this
Dude this series is amazing it is entertaining and funny I just finished modding my keyboard while listening to this
28:42 HOW DOES HE KNOW THE NAME OF MY TEACHER
they have the same name lol
Yes
My German teacher is Mr foster
There's a geography teacher in my school called miss forster, all I'll say is I'm glad I don't take geography
My teacher mrs foster is an English teacher
Fun fact: “savage kids” are always the ones getting beat up at pe
Another fun fact they smell like cheese
Nah they smell like crappy spray on deodorant
Alpha-Males dont actually exist.
Thats as stupid as (random comparison incoming!:) thinking a Gryffindor
can only be brave but never smart.
The Idea of an Alpha-Wolf actually comes from a guy
who misunderstood something in an Epic Fail, and
made a book.
After the book came out, he soon discovered
he had made an Epic Fail - not just a normal mistake,
but an Epic Fail. Nope, Alpha Wolves totally arent
a thing, ever. He just saw children following a parent.
He tried for the rest of his life (no kidding) to make people
stop using that word/term. He even took his own books
from the shelf, stopping his money-income.
But people simply liked the sound of the word, so it sticked.
Thats all there is to this.
“He looks like how beef smells” that was a r/rareinsults
it's 4 am but that can't stop me from watching the sunrise and listening to 12 days of scrubby
bro ngl i remeber the "hacker" kid that one was so funny
Lmao me too
i watched all scrubby vids but i still gotta run up his watch time
I don't encourage making fun of large or heavily weighted people but when it comes to people like this- they are THE funniest thing you can hear or see, prove me wrong I'll listen.
When I thought karate was self defense then this kid be threatening others.
one sec im thinking off a good reply
Karate isn’t as much self defence as other martial arts like Kung fu etc.
Idk if its different at other places, but the place i went to said that karate and martial arts should only be used as defense
You know what, I think that Nice Guy is right, with the whole "I'm being nice to you, you owe me". I'm gonna try it right now! *heads to the bank*
Edit: So the logic didn't work, and now I'm on the run for attempted robbery. Such BS I swear...
I always watch you'r videos when i'm bored
God bless y’all!!! The Lord is always by your side no matter what!!!
I am working on algebra when you brought that up at 22:06
I just found out about these long videos yesterday, and now this is my whole life.
What can I say, his fighting style is water bottle
Nah. Mtn. Dew Bottle style.
@@foofgam220 Green Hazard, now I wish that this becomes a true move
Is it just me who sleeps to these stories XD
Nope me too but I just turn my phone off when I get tired so I don’t miss anything
@@coltengrimmett910 same
I write poems when I’m sad but I don’t then show them to everyone and flex it. Like the whole point in writing them is to get down your feelings and then you can see how you feel when you calm down
Okay, I'm a furry but I'm not a fursuiter. This kid is literally insane.
Yeah I respect sane Furrys but that kid is insane holy crap
As I fellow furry I agree that kid needs yo get some help. Furries get enough hate, we don’t need that kid making things worse for us.
@Mr.ToasTy ive committed social suicide more than 5 times
I'm not a furry but I really don't understand why people dislike them.
I am becoming a furry soon and I'm making a wolf ear head band and wolf tail belt and a pare of wings (by the way they are only made of fabric and fake feathers don't worry)
As a Chinese person I can confirm the ender dragon from minecraft is here