Age Of Empires 2 IS NOT PERFECTLY BALANCED! 100x Mod MODERN TECH Is 100% NOT Broken I Promise!!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- Age of empires 2 is a perfectly balanced game! HOWEVER when you mix in the 100x mod that is when things start getting a tad funny. Trust me the developers really wanted age of empires 2 players to have mega villagers who are immortal and 100% not broken I promise. Ok perhaps my modding of the game was a tad over the top but hey this is the spiffing brit he thrives on perfectly balanced video games and rts games.
So today I show you how to Break the game by becoming a mega villager in Age Of Empires 2! And trust me AOE2 is the best game ever. It is 100% not broken I promise. I mean every game I play is perfectly balanced and has no exploits.
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this AOE2 funny moments!
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Title: Age Of Empires 2 IS NOT PERFECTLY BALANCED! 100x Mod Mega Villagers Is 100% NOT Broken I Promise!!
#funny #moments #aoe2
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"let me show you the Ethiopian thermonuclear missile"
Me: the what now?
*rock
They accidentally mined uranium and combust in a thermonuclear explosion
@@alexandergeorge7808 very..... Accurate.
Looks more like Relativistic Kinetic Kill Vehicle..
It's basically a tube full of starved children that start to ravenously devour everything should they survive the impact.
Enemies: *making massive armies*
Spiff: Mm yes, a crossbowmen who can hit the moon
Tbh I wanted to see him use Cho Ku Nus to create a bullet hell for enemy armies
Spiff: "Mm yes, a crossbowmen who can hit the moon."
So, you could say his crossbowmen can *PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!* :3
British longbowmen no longer relevant talking about long range
@@LordNanfoodle or they literally shoot for the moon and succeed XD
Fun fact: moon craters are actually consequences of firing Spiff's siege onagres.
22:21 - "The entirety of the yellows have been defeated in one easy swoop."
*_-Harry Truman, 1945, creating a new magnitude of awkward silence_*
Holy shit 😂
The first japan joke i come across :D
Sir, you have my like.
boooOOOOOOOoooooo
x256 Awkward Silence
Remember kids:
you can't actually break the Geneva Convention
*if it hasn't even been made yet*
Hiro Takkan That was oddly specific lol
Hiro Takkan Ethiopia’s revenge.
They may even hit Ulaanbator!
It was never actually a convention
It was just a suggestion
It’s not a war crime if you win
I would love to give this comment a like, but it has 666 of them. I cannot be the one who break the circle of evil :D
"It looks like the yellow forces of the Chinese are attacking..."
>DEMONITIZED
Sseth: "Water and rice, which are the 2 essential ingredients to form a China man"
Oh good, I wasn't the only one to double take when I heard that.
Lol
Tho it raised a good question, why not. I mean Chinese are not particularly yellow, we are sorta light brown, but why would it be offensive in any way lol
Psh. Everybody knows the Chinese army is the communist red army. XD
@@Mygg_Jeager does that mean they will rush to the front line with half the soldier carrying a bow but no arrows and the other half with arrows but no bow? 😂
Spiff: Get those villagers farming berry bushes
SpiritOfTheLaw: Am I a joke to you?
@@thespiffingbrit You should send this to the Spirit of The Law, just to torture him.
@@thespiffingbrit it seems you also make your own math.... 5:38
@@thespiffingbrit im a average at aoe2hd
and I know that you're supposed to put the mining camps and mills right next to the resource
*sips Yorkshire gold* custom meta is op
8+18 range
Spiff: “yeah thats a range of like thirty something”
He cheated at his Math exams as well
John Harmon If only he went over 9000
I mean, if you round, he’s right
He's a legend now he cheat in a game and he cheat in math
Its called the gamer brain
Historians: Siege Weapons in medieval times took hours of planning, building, and were quite in accurate in hitting a target you specifically aim for
Spiff: Well yes, but actually no.
Well, when you construct a wonder you have to defend it for 200 years according to the game, which is like 5 minutes real time. You do the math.
@@pairot01 r/whoosh
@@reporthimllc1584 r/wooosh
@@reporthimllc1584 r/woooosh
@@reporthimllc1584 r/whooosh
Rumors has it that two other players in a completely different game ended up losing their army from the ballistics in this game.
that player was me
I think one of them was me too
"As soon as we fired the first salvo from the first Onager, we all knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another." -The Spiffing Brit, October 15th, 2019
Golden.
Most (including Spiffs troops) were silent - because they dead from the first volley.
-Mahatma Spiff
We the people, DEMAND TH-camR PVP MODE WITH THIS MOD!!
The AOE2 community already did this.
Hmm, I can see valevisk getting roped into this. Now if only we could also get T90 official involved too.
@@Red-Tower T90 has done 256x games on Forest Nothing
@@garretburkholder4078 we want more x256 you buffoon
@@SirSpartAfterDark I still need to convince my friends to play 256x. I have so many dumb things I want to try lmao
Moral of the story: When life gets tough, spawn more mini guns.
Sounds like something a person from the USA would say
@@Starman062 To be fair, I also enjoy tea.
@@Starman062 also..its not an unusual person for the USA, its the default person.
Alternate title: Putting the AoE in AoE2
*we need more of this. Spiff. Make it so.*
This comment has big brain energy
putting AoE in Ge f Mpires
If you like this watch legit any other AOE you tuber , literally anyone else does a better job of this
i love the "historical accuracy" of the inter continental med evil siege engines
Quiet.
None of us were there. We have no proof that Ethiopia didn't gain early access to the power of Yorkshire tea. This could be 100% accurate. 😤
@@Akatsuki69387 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
surprise feature
Yeah, I tried this and the game broke in several ways. The Siege Onager’s ability to one-shot buildings fluctuated as I kept piling on upgrades, sometimes flattening castles and other times barely scratching them. I eventually stopped when I could devastate the enemy from halfway across the map.
Also, my villagers were chopping the trees so effectively that the trees actually gained health and they had to frantically chop at trees with over 30000 health.
Nature fought back
maybe the numbers were underflowing because you had so much damage LOL
@@rovertronic Yeah, I reckon that’s exactly what was happening! It was a bizarre thing to watch 😂
If you use the "give Castles more hitpoints" upgrade too many times every castle blows up from an overflow error and you're no longer able to build castles.
@@WildBluntHickok That’s amazing! I’m going to have to try that at some point!
Spiff: lets get this upgrade, it costs a lot of food, but we need it
me: hhhmmmm is this why they have no food? - they have many ICBMs
Brutal
Medieval North Korea builds nuclear catapults.
Soviet union in a nutshell
The Brit bullying Aoe2 HD edition until the Definitive Edition comes out
(Also someone should tell him about cheats)
how do you turn this on?
aegis
@@mauer1 pepperonipizza gives food
The laser firing limo??? And flanethrowers???? Omg, used to be so fun to utterly destroy a map in minutes back in the day >.>
@@lilkujo It was all fun and games until the Ai used priests to convert one...
Game: "You will need line of sight for non-rocket weapons"
Spiff: S L U R P S T E A
Game: "Are you listening?"
Spiff: "Hold my Brew,"
The miracle medicine that is Yorkshire Tea Gold is simply unprecedented
"The AI is using cheats to dodge all of my bullets"
How dare they cheat like that!!! Cheating AI.
19:00
"They say the most effective weapon, is the one you don't have to fire. *I* disagree! I prefer, the weapon you only need to fire _once!_ That's how dad did it... that's how Ethiopia does it.... and it's worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain and I guarantee you, the bad guys won't even come out of their hovels....."
".....for your consideration...... the Jericho."
*_KHABOOOOOM!_*
Love it!
yeah... there aint no huts after shooting that gun
12:20
The panicked Skirmishers breaking ranks to flee at the sight of a handful of rocks falling in their general direction, before the entire continent is flattened.
Enemy: *sees rock land nearby*
Game: "I diagnose you with death."
Rock: falling from the sky
*tactical nuke, incoming!*
@@manolgeorgiev9664 COD bo3 reference i thing
My biggest question is where he gets all these stock photos. I mean, really, some of them are just a bit odd . . .
I have wondered that for a while.
He exploited the Stock Photo Game
My guess is he pays for them. Like how you can get a sound pack you can get a image pack. That's my guess. I used to think they was googled cause of the watermark but I only just noticed that it's his own watermark lol
You ask too many questions sir... Too many questions...
He removed the water mark a while ago, but then brought it back because we wanted it back, he mentioned that he had purchased the licensing for all of them.
23:45 "The AI is using cheats to dodge half of my bullets"
-Meanwhile has no fog of war enabled and practically is using the same "cheat"
But Sifd
Hes briish
"You must construct additional pylons"
Spiffy my boy, if you find a way to exploit SC2 multiplayer, you will be king.
Spiff's engineer's: know about rockets
Spiff: pigeons
hahahahahahaha
WW1 British Tank communications specialists: "know about pigeons"
Tekno
All I learned from this video is that spiff really has trouble adding 8 to any number
Spiff I don't think your supposed to have a mideval nuke
A intercontinental medieval nuke is perfectly balanced. Dont you remember the historical battles against france with medieval nukes?
Nonsense young derpy it flys far even when slung from a rock chucker just load with care
@@goldster100 it's the trans flag
@@goldster100 not sure how this random argument started but you very clearly don't know anything about how that works.
@@goldster100 No trans person chops there junk off it's a surgery that's way more complicated that. If your point is that the surgery is gross than yah surgery tends to be a bit gross when you look into how it's done.
Spiff- "Oh we accidentally made a minigun."
He acts like this wasn't the plan the entire time.
I must say, I am very impressed by the AI. Despite facing a doomsday device, they still marched to the very gates of death and even succeeded on taking down some of the most powerful piece of of artillery and also managing to lure them to fire at their own troops.
Best AI ever.
Alternate Title "Age of Empires 2 - Ethiopian Space Program: Rocks Fall Everyone Dies"
Everyone: artillery only is a dead meme
Spiffing Brit: hold my cup of tea ☕️
Artillery only in Vic II is not dead,its just more sp00ky
To be fair, I'm fairly certain that if he had only artillery, he would have lost. The AI was putting up quite a fight despite of the heavy onager cheats
Spiff: "Anyway, lets dive in as I demonstrate the power of Ethiopian thermonuclear missile"
... a few moments later...
also Spiff: "What have I created..."
That's what Oppenheimer said
King: Can we order some more of those Intercontinental Siege Onagers?
Servant: My King, But they are gonna wipe out whole planet!
King: Oh so researchers have been at work last 5 minutes i see.
This video when it came out is what got me back into aoe2 after many years.
Thank you spiff.
Absolutely love it Spiff, noticed the overpowered towers from the fletching multiplier, could we get a video where you ONLY use defenses to win in conquerer mode? Would love to see those towers and other defenses level the other side of the map. As Sun Tzu might say nowadays: "A good offensive is a Spiffing Good Defense!"
... with fog of war. 😈
21:14 "termonuclear ballistic device that should be enough to take out the entirity of the yellows in one hit" Spiffing 2019
:))))
"Why the Italians lost Ethiopia twice" Made my day mate! Thx and have a marvelous cup of tea!
19:08 "The Yellow forces of the Chinese"
Well, if you say so xD
10:30 “We must construct additional pylons”
My reaction: My life for Aiur!
You could go all Palpatine on this one.
"Oh, i'm afraid that the onagers will be quite operational when your rams arrive. Young fool, only now. When it is too late, do you understand" :D
When Spiff accidently invents an experimental artillery unit during the imperial age.
Spiff: "And that's the entirety of the Red Army destroyed..."
*China has left the chat*
If that's how the normal crossbowmen end up, I shudder to think what the Chu Ko Nu units would be like.
So, which projectiles do you want for this campaign, sire: the stone ones, the iron ones, or the explosive ones?
None of that: bring the plutonium ones.
I laughed so hard when that onager one-shot that huge pile of troops along with trees and Brit's wall xD
"Hmm I wonder how much I can use this torsion engine thing"
*10 cuppas later*
"What have I created"
**frantically clicks more**
"What have I done!"
**keeps clicking**
I would absolutely LOVE to see this game mode showed off some more!!
My favorites from this mod are instant-healing berserks, unkillable Spanish villagers, and the demolition capabilities of Mayan arbalests. Please keep going!
As someone who has been playing the game for 15 years, I saw 100x tech mod, and then he mentioned Ethiopia.
Torsion engines?
....
yep, Torsion engines.
Spiffing Brit: "Let show you the Ethiopian Thermonuclear Missile"
Me: "So... a catapult with a high explosive radius then?"
Meme version of me: "So you have chosen.... death..."
Your mill placement triggered me immensely
Dude I was literally raging at the screen.
18:30 don't you love how the entire line halted in terror the moment the command was given?
"8 + 18 what is that? 30 something?" Yesssss Spiff, it's math like that which makes everything perfectly balanced.
"Ah, the Chinese, the natural enemy of the Ethiopians" - lol, so true
0:44 I can already tell this is going to be a good show
Ghandi: "I nuke nations and destroy the world"
Crazy brit: "Hold my tea"
I don't think it'd be a good idea for Spif to tell Ghandi to hold his tea. Ghandi might just keep the tea and dare the English to take it back.
Njeneway “Crazy Brit?” No man, Spiffing, is a perfectly fine man physically and mentally. I really don’t know what you are talking about.
Random AI: you took everything from me.
Spiff: I don't even know who you are.
When I graced your village it was the greatest day of your life,
for me, it was Tuesday.
age of empires 2:"exists"
spiff:"ok lets stress test this game without crashing it horribly"
This has got to be my favorite thing Spiff has done
5:40 8+18 = “thirty something,” thank god math isn’t a requirement in math
"We must construct additional pylon's!"
No.
Not enough minerals
@@someinsignificantguy4433 also not enough vespene gas
Oh, but yesssss
@@floppydisksareop *insufficient* vespene gas
@@e1123581321345589144 sorry chief, it has been a while...
AoE2: warcrimes edition
There is no warcrimes if Geneva didn't exist yet :p
@@quisqueyanguy120 IQ 200
"Here comes the rocks!"
-Spiffing Brits
Have you ever tried breaking Red Alert 3? The Soviets are insanely balanced, but I'm sure you'd want to go with the Allies since they have the tea. Although the Japanese Imperials are also an option in that one, and they have quite a lot of tea with the bonus of also being an empire. Food for thought.
Also, old fat Tim Curry with a terrible Russian accent and George Takei as an emperor.
breaking red more like breaking bad
👑
sorry
23:26 e kasploosh, best reaction to killiing AI ever xD
11:17 And the Spiffing Thanos snapped his fingers and they were wiped away.
11:17
Spiff there's these things called war crimes...
Valefisk is the specialist in that department!
War crimes? No, no. Problem solvers.
Got about 7 cups of tea in front of me for the next 10 minutes
only 7 cups??? it's ok. you will do alright in life
being a fan of AoE2 since it's release, i have to say that his video never gets old. i couldn't stop grinning.
I had fun using the Brittons' Warwolf and trebuchets to the same effect.
"Yellow forces of the Chinese" LoL
That's lacist!
To bad he didn't play against the Japanese...
@@rationallyright4626 no have both Chinese and Japanese and make both teams the same colour so you can't tell the difference
"That's entirety of an red army dead"
*Laughs in German*
"What a devastatingly glorious success that was"
Such a beautiful quote
I'd love to see this exact same thing, but with heavy scorpions instead of onagers, as scorpion shots(arrows?) pierce thru enemies
would love to see this against real players in a 2v2 or something
As far as I know, it actually happened in a ForrestNothing map.
@@anaespinoza9725 Doubt it, he wouldn't be able to use cheatcodes in multiplayer. He has no economy so he's using cheatcodes to be able to get so many expensive upgrades.
"Kasploosh!"
Did you learn that one from the queen?
9:28 "Okay, Okay the horseman is running." That phrase activated my phones Google assistant.
even Google fears the Siege Onager
19:12 only one thing missing:
"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DEYECTED"
And the Terran's gameplay soundtrack as well...
Play as Spanish and go villagers only. They will teleport around the map, one shotting buildings while having more HP than castles. It's quite hilarious.
Ah, Ethiopia fun. I had good times with them when their expansion was first released. Cheap infantry and super fast recruitment? Don't mind if I do!
And yeah, a multiplayer game with this mod would be absolutely silly. I'd love it.
love watching the minimap when the shots land. Just... *hits delete key*
Who’s like me: don’t play the game, don’t know the game, but here to see he dominates with cheese
No sir!
You meant to say "with TEA!!!"
This video is the perfect example why World War 1 was hell.
Lmao when the siege onager absolutely blasted those horsemen and he panicked. Classic spiff
"There will be no nuclear war if I kill everyone with a nuclear weapon" - Gandhi, 1927
Is it me or are these titles getting more panicked and desperate?
“It’s NOT broken!!! I swear, you have to believe me!! Why aren’t you LISTENING to me!!”
To be fair I think we’ve all lost trust in the “Perfectly Balanced” guarantee. SpiffCo better watch its market value
Isn't the joke that he usually calls unbalanced games balanced sarcastically, and in this case, since the game itself IS balanced, he's saying it isn't in the title.
Where's our mavis beacon teaches typing video!?
Oh my god that brings me back
I don't know if Mavis Beacon was much of a thing in the UK. I personally had never heard of it until I watched the LGR video.
"And Keshfloosh! Oh my!" 😂
"Why italian lost to ethiopian twice" 😂
2 ideas
1. A 4 way that everyone gets one of the op options at random.
2. A 4 way that use all the cheese to see how fast you can get the other 3 to quit (raged preferably) not defeated, time challenge.
Me: *reads title* “technically, an unbalanced game feels balanced.”
Me: *watches video* “DA FUK???!!!”
When your siege onager is transformed into a nuke-flinger.
"once he gets there he'll really really get there"
Spiffing brit
ICBM
Intercontinental crushing boulder Mechanism
- the incredible tea power giveth small wonders.
I know this video is older so, Spiff, you may not see this, but I desperately want to see you try and break FTL: Faster Than Light. To my knowledge the game has no real exploitable mechanics. Do me proud, good sir.
*The Spiffing Brit uploaded a video*
Me: Hmmm.. WhAt KiNd Of UnBaLaNcEd GaMe Do We HaVe ToDaY?!
Drinking game: Every time the Spiffing Brit says “shots”, take a shot.
Damnit Caboose, always finding a way to kill your teammates
Well I didn’t do it! It was Sheila!
TSB: Places mill in the beginning.
Pro Aoe2 Players: Triggered!!!
there was C&C generals mod where a modern army (Russia, China, US, and GLA) can be use against fantasy medieval army from world of warcraft (Orcs horde and Human Alliance) and also Morden army from metal slug series is also available. the mod name is ''Joint The End of Days'', it is worth to play especially against horde assault with just one BMPT-2. hopefully u will play it spiff
In this episode, spiff forgets that no attack stance exists for the entire fist half