Star Wars Outlaws is VERY average

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  • @MindPulp
    @MindPulp  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    What's YOUR favorite Star Wars game??
    and why isn't the little companion called Grongle?

    • @wolfiepawling3951
      @wolfiepawling3951 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      PLAY DOCTOR WHO EGDE OF TIME.

    • @JLG629
      @JLG629 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lego Star Wars original trilogy for DS, only one I ever played

    • @keip4568
      @keip4568 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That unhinged one you guys played before where you could kill anyone 😅

    • @Jasper_4850
      @Jasper_4850 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Do more barnyard videos

    • @ChipFanXO
      @ChipFanXO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Nah man grongles got nothing on sqwantchy

  • @KratosMessiReal
    @KratosMessiReal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +586

    -Buy Rights
    -Make Game
    -Game Gets Called Average
    -Repeat

    • @alexandernice3934
      @alexandernice3934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      like fifa+1number

    • @KratosMessiReal
      @KratosMessiReal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@alexandernice3934 except fifa somehow makes money

    • @SenatorAri
      @SenatorAri 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As long as it sells

    • @KratosMessiReal
      @KratosMessiReal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SenatorAri Fair enough

    • @milessmiles9289
      @milessmiles9289 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Call of Duty

  • @mrfoofoo69
    @mrfoofoo69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +423

    This Is peak “I’ll wait for it to drop on gamepass or be 75% off at Christmas” gaming

    • @abugintherug
      @abugintherug 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      very generous of you to consider buying it at all, kudos

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I'm waiting for the crack on PC, ubisoft doesn't value our time or money so neither do I

    • @mrflinestone305
      @mrflinestone305 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@abugintherug I'm genuinely confused about people still wanting this

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sneakysnake7695 Im never even gonna pirate it cus ubisoft dosnt even deserve me playing there games for free anymore

    • @mateusfelipecardoso40kview3
      @mateusfelipecardoso40kview3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Curiosity and mods!​@@mrflinestone305

  • @bren97122
    @bren97122 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +454

    Ubisoft in 2024 is the Netflix Studios of games. Dumping millions and millions of dollars into creating media that is flashy, yet is, at best, so aggressively a 5/10 experience in the end.

    • @jordanjackson8873
      @jordanjackson8873 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Aggressively mediocre

    • @wadenbeisser2491
      @wadenbeisser2491 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Netflix has a hit every now and then where as ubisoft... Hm..

    • @TopsyTriceratops
      @TopsyTriceratops 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'll take that over Gamemill's vomit party.

    • @connorfaries-v8k
      @connorfaries-v8k 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ubisoft, best known for charging obscenes, amount of money for games that don't cost that much

    • @HS_Rick
      @HS_Rick 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ubi stock is tanking HARD

  • @markbenson3114
    @markbenson3114 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    Is nobody else curious if that guy made money off the 500?

    • @g-unit692
      @g-unit692 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He does he wins and sows up later in the game you get about 750 credits

  • @Teeth2000
    @Teeth2000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    5:15 fun fact that's actually a real location called Plaza de España in Seville, Spain. I've actually been there. Once you see the place or realize its actually real you can't unsee the fact that they took the Plaza and just added cgi dome buildings into the background

    • @n.i.c.k
      @n.i.c.k 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They put so much effort in a game that sucks?

    • @m.k.2685
      @m.k.2685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@n.i.c.k no, in the prequels

  • @ruthlopez8650
    @ruthlopez8650 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    "I don't know why the door's opening... we're betting again" 😂😂😂

    • @jkob8245
      @jkob8245 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      From Starwars Outlaws to Starwars Gamble 😌👌🏻

  • @EtheonStarWanderer
    @EtheonStarWanderer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    This game reminds me so much to AC Valhalla, the world design is great, a lot of attention to detail, the atmosphere in cities is great you hear how busy cities are.
    Yet you interact with pretty much nothing of all those amazing things.
    And then, everything gameplay related, everything, is boring and mediocre. Stealth is terrible, combat is terrible, space is terrible, progression is terrible.
    The people that work into those details of the world and in anything that is not related with the gameplay have their potential so much wasted by the terrible gameplay systems they have in every single game.
    So the terrible and the great evens out into mediocricy that becomes boring after 10 hours.

    • @Orangejulius8
      @Orangejulius8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's the same reason I couldn't bring myself to buy the last several AC games. Odyssey, Valhalla, Origins, etc. I haven't beaten one of those games since the first AC. I'm trying to play Black Flag 10+ years after it came out, but it's still just AC. I'm sick of parkour games.
      That all said, I'll probably end up buying this when it's 75% off since it looks like something harmless I can stream to my Steam Deck from my desktop PC. A decent Star Wars game that's not just another Jedi game.

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, the world is HORRIBLE. Like, this game is probably THE worst game this year.

    • @Tonytonytony1234
      @Tonytonytony1234 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The interaction point is exactly my issue. The world looks amazing but for me personally, using that sad little blaster pistol while literally running past cool Star Wars weapons I can’t pick up would be infuriating.

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheManInBlueFlamesworst game this year? Yeah no that’s such a stretch, literally most review places and people I know who personal who played it have been calling it average and I just beat it by paying $17 for the Ubisoft pass instead of buying it full price and it was def worth it. Especially if your a Star Wars fan, yes it might be pretty average but it’s not actually a terrible game like some of yall who haven’t even played keep saying. The reason I expect it to be terrible is all the people claiming it to be the worst thing ever, even tho reviews said other wise but I’m glad that I always formulate my own opinion based on actually trying things instead of what other people say cus I actually really enjoyed my play through and for $17 bucks it’s was worth every cent, prob not a game i recommend to buy full price unless your like the biggest biggest Star Wars fan

    • @wyattv8540
      @wyattv8540 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard someone say Ubisoft games are as vast as an ocean but as deep as a puddle

  • @Kroetens
    @Kroetens 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Why are people suprised? You could see it from the very beginning....

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Kroetens im not only not surprised im laughing at all the shills who are still trying to defend the game despite all the people who got the 120 version to play 3 days early having there save reset due to a game breaking bug meaning they payed to pay 3 days early for nothing

  • @Tritonofclansakai2
    @Tritonofclansakai2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The gonk droid according to lore acts like a generator. GONK

  • @chrizzizzippi1
    @chrizzizzippi1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    I think at its core, it's still a Ubisoft action adventure. Titles like the 1313 project are what the franchise has needed to tell non-jedi stories but there aren't any devs in a position to take a gamble and release something like that.

    • @andrewmeyer3599
      @andrewmeyer3599 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I still wish we had gotten that CoD styled Star Wars fps too

    • @ohamatchhams
      @ohamatchhams 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think people need to understand that you need both like-mindedness, talent, passion, urgency and proper management to make a game works well above lower to "average" scores
      And most of video game development teams these days have the combination of board team decisions to developers that only works for the money with not-so-much drives to breakthrough or deliver really good emotional experiences in either gameplay, story or both
      It's one of the reasons why Ubisoft tried to copy The WItcher but failed really badly at their peak in Valhalla's map and game designs, now they really need to bring more professional yet passionate talents, I suggest to include bringing back teams that wouldn't afraid to bring coomerbaits at this point lol, it feels like we forgot how Star Wars used to have attractive humanoid designs from time to time but sparringly, Outlaw gunslingers especially female characters should've have that sexy rebellious appeal tbh

    • @Guntfarm
      @Guntfarm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just you wait until the David Cage Starwars game he's making releases.

    • @wolfshade5020
      @wolfshade5020 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That’s what happens when entertainment is led by committee and not creativity. I don’t think anyone would complain about Star Wars Outlaws if it was made with the same level of creativity and love as Kotor, Force Unleashed, the classic Battlefront games, Jedi Academy, Jedi Outcast or any other SW games made before the 8th Generation of consoles.

    • @wolfshade5020
      @wolfshade5020 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mattygunby4149 Be that as it may, my argument still stands that the modern gaming market is led by committee and not creativity. The AAA is in a chokehold by suits who don’t know what makes a good video game and committees who don’t allow the developers to go nuts with ideas with good execution. Everything must be approved by everyone and their mother to make sure the game is rushed to release on time and to ask for more money

  • @FoxyGrandpa_
    @FoxyGrandpa_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    Mind Pulp has to check out the upcoming Patrick Star game by Outshite Games

    • @MindPulp
      @MindPulp  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      oh, we will...

    • @FoxyGrandpa_
      @FoxyGrandpa_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I cant wait ​@@MindPulp

    • @ReyseanPryor
      @ReyseanPryor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@FoxyGrandpa_ that'll be awesome

    • @munimkhan4207
      @munimkhan4207 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🎉​@@MindPulp

    • @aripauli6035
      @aripauli6035 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh boy, i wonder how Outshite Games handles a SB game. It’s gonna be mega bad i can tell.

  • @andrewmeyer3599
    @andrewmeyer3599 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    the lack of any facial movement is *killing* me. It's like I'm watching two Disneyland Star Wars themed animatronics talking and honestly just makes the main character's face feel that much more removed from the mocap actress' face

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Honestly why did they even bother with a mocap actress? They had to pay extra for her “likeness” and it doesn’t even look like a human

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honestly that’s one of my biggest complaints while playing this game, the facial animations are pretty terrible

  • @peter-r3o3v
    @peter-r3o3v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    dude.
    they said "star wars scoundrel experience" and they created like the least "scoundrel" vibing character Ive ever seen.
    she looks like shes about to depart from her trailer to the pta meeting

    • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
      @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      You're out of your mind! She doesn't look like the kind of woman to have custody of her kids.

    • @Animefan-uk8pw
      @Animefan-uk8pw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mr. Krabs: Who is that?
      SpongeBob: I don't know but she is Uuugly.

    • @peter-r3o3v
      @peter-r3o3v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 lol shes literally the most basic bland woman ive ever seen. wtf are you talking about

    • @theoguncleslappy9150
      @theoguncleslappy9150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Bruh she is such a boring protagonist😂

    • @Dvailen
      @Dvailen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      She fits the "80s movie character" vibe, at least. That's about it, though.

  • @jcrebel18
    @jcrebel18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    14:34 I'm glad they had subtitles as I almost thought she said, "I'm gay and you're going to let me through."

  • @aaroncadena4097
    @aaroncadena4097 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    2:25 “Huh, what did he say?” God I laughed way too damn hard

    • @rickmartinez3268
      @rickmartinez3268 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah that's really f###### funny😅😂

    • @collinthegamer510
      @collinthegamer510 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rickmartinez3268how hard is it to spell fucking

  • @palp8623
    @palp8623 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I was out last night and saw a restaurant called GOMBO. There are no coincidences

  • @Mo15_SAMP
    @Mo15_SAMP 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    It honestly feels like if you was to remove the Ubisoft branding and it's title, add a Unity splash screen at the beginning and I don't think anyone would raise an eyebrow....

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    2:44 I could tell he was a bad guy because he was eating an apple, bad guys always eat apples lol

    • @afatneckbeard5272
      @afatneckbeard5272 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I need to start eating apples

    • @Sanguivore
      @Sanguivore หลายเดือนก่อน

      And drink milk.

    • @afatneckbeard5272
      @afatneckbeard5272 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sanguivore oh wow I'm so evil

  • @brownsparlour9813
    @brownsparlour9813 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +449

    This game is such an overpriced disappointment

    • @DVibe530
      @DVibe530 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Guess I’m getting the game since the game and me share a 100% resemblance

    • @draytonjames81
      @draytonjames81 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Is it really disappointing when you knew it was gonna be bad?

    • @brownsparlour9813
      @brownsparlour9813 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@draytonjames81 that is true i think i just held onto a spec of hope 😂

    • @JakeTheComicBookDude
      @JakeTheComicBookDude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Star Wars cash grab

    • @KyriToe
      @KyriToe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Waiting for modders to rip into this game chnage the entire game into skyrim level mastery

  • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
    @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    My theory is that game companies are producing mediocre games and labeling them as AAA titles. This strategy lowers the bar, allowing them to release even lazier, subpar games in the future. Consequently, they can pass off average games as AAA.

    • @michaelmyersplays4992
      @michaelmyersplays4992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Play the game man
      It’s good so much to do and you get lost in the world

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      same with movies, tech, cars, food, housing, etc. Low standards move units

    • @this.is.a.username
      @this.is.a.username 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@michaelmyersplays4992 i literally just finished it. you're lying.

    • @michaelmyersplays4992
      @michaelmyersplays4992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@this.is.a.username ur lying kid stop it
      I see you rn

    • @Sashamods
      @Sashamods 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And then when they release something relatively good everyone calls It a masterpiece

  • @AniDeMax
    @AniDeMax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Typical ubisoft "the king of mediocrity"

    • @loves2smooch384
      @loves2smooch384 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ubisoft , Ghost recon Wildlands , expectations best game ever , reality a repetitive dumpster fire

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@AniDeMax and its massively overpriced. Like if it was 30 id be laughing at it but 70 with a 120 edition also by a company that has proven they have 0 issue with removing games from peoples liberys. Yea im sorry to all the shills defending this but if the price of games is increasing then why isn’t the quality increasing cus iv played better indie games that only costed 25

    • @Sully_one
      @Sully_one 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The ultimate 7/10 gaming experience

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You mean Ubisoft, 'the king of SHIT'?!!

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TheManInBlueFlames alright buddy calm down, Ubisoft might make the most average and mid games but a good amount of them are not shit lol

  • @spg3385
    @spg3385 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10:00 I was not expecting that 😂😂😂 i’m crying

  • @Dullahan161
    @Dullahan161 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ubisoft: makes a ubisoft star wars game about bounty hunters
    Mindpulp: bets all their money at the tracks

  • @killianhicks291
    @killianhicks291 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wakka Flockka at 24:40 looked like a Hells Angel ready to ride. I wouldn't fuck with him. He has the vibes of a 1% rider 😂😂😂

  • @jinxie712
    @jinxie712 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm enjoying playing it, but it's kinda close to what I want. Ubisoft, I'd be happy with a Star Wars Assassin's Creed: Rogue game based around a character like Mae in the 1st 2 episodes of Acolyte. A Force sensitive ninja-type. Someone neither Sith nor Jedi.
    Or give me a "base building" Jedi academy game like the Assassin's Creed games. Where you recruit to build a remote Jedi academy. Like a AC: Brotherhood where you recruit randoms. Something set 100 years after Rise of Skywalker so you can craft your own story and abilities away from the movies.

  • @nsaspynetwork3196
    @nsaspynetwork3196 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I wanna play it but I'll def wait for a price cut

  • @Chreoustofer
    @Chreoustofer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    lol I love how at 9:52 they play the beginning of that “one is the loneliest number” song for a second

  • @JR-kx3jr
    @JR-kx3jr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Ubisoft only churns out mediocre time-wasters.

    • @Crazy_Neopolitan
      @Crazy_Neopolitan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@gamerbeast3616 nah

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@gamerbeast3616 "it's fine" is the definition of mediocre

    • @aripauli6035
      @aripauli6035 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah pretty much nowadays. But back then they had better quality games. And then stopped

    • @paufernandezboj5517
      @paufernandezboj5517 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@aripauli6035 Thats because they learned that making mediocre games makes more money without having to invest a lot of money so yeah 💀

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      'shit' time-wasters.

  • @ChipFanXO
    @ChipFanXO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Play Lego Batman or SHREK extra large

  • @StarLink64
    @StarLink64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    13:53 Hmm I wonder if there is going to be any references about “Death Sticks”

    • @jimjohnson4579
      @jimjohnson4579 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You can’t even get a drink at all the bars you come across

  • @endoflevelboss7806
    @endoflevelboss7806 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I'm starving, I want to eat"
    *Shoots them all so he can eat ALL their food* 😂

  • @bmxboxter
    @bmxboxter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    “I don’t know why the door’s opening, we’re betting again!” 😆

  • @chameleonhrt
    @chameleonhrt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The part where you got crashed into after the speeder race made me lose my shit. That was too funny.

    • @virtrue.
      @virtrue. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Spit my dinner out🤣

  • @cjhedrick6418
    @cjhedrick6418 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Half up front or no dice."
    "No dice."
    "Okay, you win!"
    Because if there's one thing a scoundrel in the Star Wars universe is known for, it's letting their opponent have all the power in a negotiation. ESPECIALLY when their weapon is holstered, and you have no reason to think they'll fire.

  • @Blaster1360
    @Blaster1360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "Average" is sadly the best you could expect from Ubisoft, given how low they set the bar.

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Blaster1360 its the best u can hope for from them cus the last actualy decent game they made was black flag.

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@shawbag11 it was "meh" just like the rest. Repetitive gameplay padded out for 30 hours, just like the first AC

    • @kamurotetsu4860
      @kamurotetsu4860 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mattygunby4149 No thanks, they are all the same. Big bland open worlds, poor stories, laughably bad dialogue, the myriad of copy/paste map markers, Outposts/towers/forts/camps ad infinitum, the same 10-20 missions across all games, piss poor combat and stealth. The blueprint of Ubisoft mediocrity for the last 10 years. You enjoy your slop though.

    • @TheOnlyDarias
      @TheOnlyDarias หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@kamurotetsu4860surprisingly outlaws isn’t littered with cumbersome map markers or many enemy outpost that you have to clear out for absolutely no reason like alot of their other recent games. it’s a lot smaller in scope and a bit more focused then their previous games and the lack of levels in the games or areas with level enemies makes the progression not seem like a grind like how it was in odyssey and Valhalla

  • @scavenger_of_human_sorrow9272
    @scavenger_of_human_sorrow9272 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Max and Currie developing a gambling addiction was not something I expected to see in a Star Wars video.

  • @dudefromtheearth
    @dudefromtheearth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh I should have known that this was coming! There is nothing like watching you two play and commentate any game, but this one is special. This game really looks fun to me based off what I seen here. I acknowledge that it has its issues though, but you guys made it amusing!

  • @axallotofquestionsMusic
    @axallotofquestionsMusic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:29 Grongle 12:42 Gumbo which one my dudes

  • @DuskyPredator
    @DuskyPredator 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am going to be that person, and say Gonk droids apparently can act as mobile generators.

  • @justin9181
    @justin9181 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey you guys are back at it love it dudes !

  • @TheRetroguitar
    @TheRetroguitar หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice homage to Crock: Legend of The Gobos , in the beginning of the video. Sweet soundtrack💪

  • @jcampos002
    @jcampos002 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    10:40 that's why Star Wars Galaxies exists.

  • @lbproductions710
    @lbproductions710 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    19:18 BEST COMBAT EVER!!!

  • @FrozenStarFish
    @FrozenStarFish 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Star wars knights of the republic or republic commando. I'm not sure, too many good ones

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:54 ; 8:56 The Tijuana Brass music! 🤣 Great taste, you guys.
    12:46 To be fair, we never EVER see a bathroom in Star Wars media _anything,_ let alone a good ol' sh*tter, so although not necessary, I think it's neat they included this. *_(now I'm picturing a Wookie trying to use that and getting stuck)_*
    18:13 _If I were a criminal in the Star Wars universe,_ itbwould be my dream to own a fancy mansion like that.
    *_And a modified Lucrehulk to serve as an orbital luxury cassino._* 😏😎
    20:36 That is a freaky-AH name for a vault. 😐
    Calling it now, the vehicle sections will be the highlight of the game. Sounds sad, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
    25:05 🚎 _And if you look to your left, here you'll see the current quality level of Ubisoft Games as of 2024. A once proud developer twenty years prior, Ubisoft products have experienced a significant increase in the presence of bugs and other more amateurish errors. Up next, we'll see the Rancors--_
    29:08 *Ratchet & Clank 2 flashbacks,* those bike races used to f*ck me up but they were crazy fun!

  • @misterpoopnose6547
    @misterpoopnose6547 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oh no Kevin Spacey made it to Star Wars 1:58

  • @take2-000
    @take2-000 หลายเดือนก่อน

    omg i like this guys accent omg very asmr, im subbing

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I just want a standalone game about the sexy droid

  • @keip4568
    @keip4568 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Purple Rain inside my heart.

  • @doctordubstepgaming
    @doctordubstepgaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like how the main character has a hair cut that died in the 80s

  • @arlaratman862
    @arlaratman862 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    17:34 this is literally a things that happened in arcane

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's even got an Enforcer. Dude that's robbery.

  • @Hyper_Kong
    @Hyper_Kong 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mind Pulp uploading a Star Wars video this early in the day at 1PM heck yes! 😊🎉

  • @billycurrythe2nd
    @billycurrythe2nd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like we might need to have an intervention for Max. He is sounding like Paul Merson

  • @Sterlingl3591
    @Sterlingl3591 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    15:49 did he just say “motherfuck”?🤣🤣

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can’t get over this 70 dollar star wars game having such bad lip syncing and face animation

  • @michealhill7275
    @michealhill7275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They have a droid that can play Phil Collins. The future is looking pretty bright!

  • @byrondavis9454
    @byrondavis9454 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    32:10 glad you killed this alien with the most unlikely voice for it's kind. Cracking jokes blowing up death star 2 with lando! That's the goat

  • @ThaD0n
    @ThaD0n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The fact that "Grongle" is nearly a real name for a star wars character is hilarious
    Groglyn is the character btw
    EDIT: Apparently Groglyn is a species and not a solitary character lmao

  • @theoink636
    @theoink636 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    In the words of the great Immortan Joe, "Mediocre !"

  • @Joshpox
    @Joshpox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This just makes me want a Han Solo game set before A New Hope. They could even use it to address the dangling threads from the Solo movie

  • @freshkaiu
    @freshkaiu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’ll be coppin when it’s at least $20 😂

  • @Milhouse4Ever
    @Milhouse4Ever 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    But what about the 500 credit bet!?! Did the guy pay out!?! 😂

  • @skywolfx76
    @skywolfx76 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone whos well emersed into starwars lore, i can answer the gonk droid question! Their purpose is to provide power in places where it needs it. So its a walking battery lol

  • @maxp4573
    @maxp4573 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm really happy actually you guys are playing this at release too. They got me, I'm a huge Star Wars Fan and they got me with their Bullshit Ubisoft nonsense.
    Nevertheless, I do have to admit that after almost 20hrs in or more now. I'm really really starting to enjoy it, I like how you two went instantly gambling too !! :D FIND THE SABBAC TABLES IT WILL GET YOU ADDICTED :D Anyway. I'm quite looking foreword what this Game still has to offer. I'm on Kimiji now and doing shit for the Ashagi Clan. I seriously hated the first 3-8hrs of this Game, it pissed me off beyond anything, boundries, movement, shooting, hacking, Nix, all felt meh but somehow it got better or I got used to it. Characters become more Fun over Time too, actually worth paying attention to and the World's and Cities are pretty Dope. All in All I'm not as disappointed as I thought I would be but overall that's just waaaaaay too much Money for a Game like this. Love you two, thanks for all the Videos, if anyone has an opinion about the Game I'd honestly love to hear about it and have a Discussion in the Comments lol.

  • @MadDgtl
    @MadDgtl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    misread that as "father racing" for a sec, pictured a bunch of various alien dads lining up for a foot race

  • @TommyDaGreatest
    @TommyDaGreatest 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You usually clean cups in a dishwasher, not a washing machine.

  • @renegadezradio
    @renegadezradio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:27 Ayooo big pause 😂😂😂

  • @tylerhodges9871
    @tylerhodges9871 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Off topic but PLEASE play spiderman shattered dimensions🙏🙏been loving the videos btw keep it the good work🔥

  • @Janthdanl
    @Janthdanl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I am one of the few that actually is really loving this game, I’m kinda glad tbh cause I’m having a really fun time

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      In the end, that's all that really matters.

    • @BrunerTuner
      @BrunerTuner 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I actually am too. I think there's so much incessant pessimism around video games. Don't get me wrong, I hate corporate video game culture greediness, but the rage surrounding this is a bit out of proportion. There's truly trash cash grabs on the market that needs to be crucified, but this is not one of them. There's a lot of effort here, but it's hard to reign the scope in sometimes on these big scale efforts.

    • @cable7152
      @cable7152 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@BrunerTuner it looks like a shit ton of love and hard work went into it.

  • @Novelist1029
    @Novelist1029 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Am I the only one noticing the Croc theme in the background?

  • @draytonjames81
    @draytonjames81 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jurassic park trespasser pls

  • @AlaskanEsquire-nm4mj
    @AlaskanEsquire-nm4mj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "It's a Gonk droid!"
    "GONK. GONK."
    '"I *think* that's a gonk droid."

  • @braydenmontgomery831
    @braydenmontgomery831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I honestly went in w little to no expectations and it’s been kinda fun ngl not game of the year or nothing but fun

  • @dhdjdjidjjwndnxjjznqba
    @dhdjdjidjjwndnxjjznqba 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do the turn-based rpg for ps5 “like a dragon infinite wealth” - many moments that are perfect for this channel

  • @oooeee5556
    @oooeee5556 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Ubisoft's motto: We makes extremely average games. You can't call it bad, nor it can be called good.

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Considering the price, this game is really bad.
      Edit: The title also. Star Wars deserves a better game.

    • @joshchrisbosh5526
      @joshchrisbosh5526 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ubisoft has fallen off so fucking hard it’s crazy, their games used to have so many people hyped Now they just drop expensive average games I feel

  • @digestiveissue7710
    @digestiveissue7710 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Her face is more chiseled than Predator's mask

  • @Titan_TM
    @Titan_TM 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gonk droids are walking power banks, plug your phone into and charge it kinda fellas.

  • @Brody_y7
    @Brody_y7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey guys love the content hope you both have a great day boys !

  • @zcreed1776
    @zcreed1776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Disney really likes those one syllable names that rhyme huh?
    Jyn and Finn
    Rey and Kay

  • @konodioda5000
    @konodioda5000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Average is the perfect description
    Better than an try by EA I'm sure 😃

  • @buttermilch1327
    @buttermilch1327 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys are funny! Enjoyed the commentary

  • @jrchannel7405
    @jrchannel7405 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    one of the games that ever existed

  • @Izraelthealkemist
    @Izraelthealkemist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:40 Canto Bight from the Last Jedi. I didn’t even realize it was that lol

  • @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL
    @Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    God, we're back in Tatooine again, why can't we be free from this god forsaken sand hell?

  • @SketchyMindsEntertainment
    @SketchyMindsEntertainment 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I come to the club for the soup and the soup only.

  • @DeltaSlush
    @DeltaSlush 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Half up front or no dice" "No"
    "Okay"

  • @DaedStarr
    @DaedStarr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought it was a pretty solid game. Not one lightsaber to be seen. Story was good, even though it was pretty predictable in parts. Gameplay was fluid and fun. Plenty to do. Solid ass Star Wars game.

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Help me Mind Pulp in determining if “Star Wars: Outlaws”is a good game, you’re my only hope lol

  • @Kristyybug
    @Kristyybug 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Y’all won too many times… they are gonna call you to the back and break your legs :(

  • @christophermurray5685
    @christophermurray5685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Luke Skywalker is busy getting used to he’s robotic hand in this game.

  • @coxtrot9890
    @coxtrot9890 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    when I saw gambling in this game I was worried they were gonna be like "I can't gamble das fow bad peepol" but I'm pleasantly surprised, gambling is fun *when its not my money*

  • @OtherOne
    @OtherOne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Those arcades were down because they must have been gambling. You can only gamble 3 times in a row before there is a cool down.

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “We won’t promote gambling to kids, honest. See we restrict it to 3 times before a cooldown in game without real money. Now use mommy’s credit card to buy the ultra legendary season pass edition for extra content kiddos!”

    • @vladimirputin4370
      @vladimirputin4370 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Etherman7 lol so true. To them micro transactions are plenty fine!

  • @elgatito3431
    @elgatito3431 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mind Pulp I love you

  • @celentis
    @celentis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OMG I loved star wars gambling 😂

  • @johnnylattarulo6735
    @johnnylattarulo6735 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    R3 to examine or something? Bruh, why R3 or L3? Aw Ubisoft... 🤦‍♂️ I hate pushing the thumbsticks. Tell me we can change the controls in settings? This is why playing with keyboard and mouse is still better. They need to make new controllers with more buttons lol

    • @yeahnahmate7
      @yeahnahmate7 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mouse and keyboard will never beat controller ever lmao

    • @Lakita2880
      @Lakita2880 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@yeahnahmate7 Tell me you suck at aiming without telling me you suck at aiming:

  • @DANTHEMANREVIEWS
    @DANTHEMANREVIEWS 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What happened to the guy you gave money too!?

  • @matthewavery2934
    @matthewavery2934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looks like the Force was strong with this one Max and Currie, even if there was no one using it 😁

  • @peter-r3o3v
    @peter-r3o3v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was literally laying awake in bed last night wondering if you guys would cover this one lol

  • @jasonjones7461
    @jasonjones7461 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hah after your big win betting at the glorbnom tracks I expected you to go buy some spice and pass out in a space ditch. That would be peak gameplay worthy of PS5