Me: grabs cotton swab
Left side of my brain: do the doorknob
Right side: HEAD FOR THE MCDONALDS TOILET!!
At that point, your f*cking house would be covered in one big bacteria colony
Me : *sees title*
Me: "why would i want to grow bacteria?"
Also me: *clicks*
me: mom can i have a pet?
mom: no we have a pet at home.
pet at home:
Me: Can I have a dog?
Mom: No, we already have a pet and its too dangerous
Our pet:
Instructions unclear I'm stuck as a unicellular organism I can't get out of the dish help-
Right? wtf?? And basically this "agar" is unflavored gelatin? C'mon can we get Lamens Terms here!?
@@dejacavu6259 Agar is made from seaweed. Its just a name. Nothing complicated.
While this is my first time hearing of agar, I think it really puts into perspective how much we as humans interact with bacteria and how much we come into contact with it. Additionally I was shocked because up until now I thought you could only see bacteria through a microscope.
These are colonies, giant clumps of bacteria, from waht i know.
to actually see them you need to have a microscope, but you can see some colonies with the naked eye
Well of course bacteria is microscopic in size, which is why we let it grow into colonies that become big enough for the human eye to see. The bacteria was there to start with, we just need it to grow as a colony to see it without the microscope.
@@Genkai_Wo_Yabure Really any plant-based thickening agent works, though some work better/worse than others. Guar Gum powder has been studied & found to be as good in most scenarios, & better in some scenarios, than agar, & is WAY cheaper.
“Mom do we have agar?”
“Yeah sweetie what do you need it for?”
“Oh nothing just a science experiment” *develops world ending biohazards*
Here's an easier version:
Step 1 - leave food in fridge
Step 2 - wait
@@darkabyss8066 inside a mould,there is thousand of bacteria that live in it 😵
I looked up tea bacteria. And in turn found this. I found it fascinating how I forgot I left tea on a mug for a whole week and it looked like this. It really made me wonder. It was a whole ecosystem of different stuff.
This is actually really cool! Love the tutorial and the way they turned out!
2019: How to grow bacteria
2020: how do grow hand sanitizer
@@izanagisburden9465 oh shoot, I live in the USA and I was born in india. A bunch of my relatives live in Patna, I hope they're ok
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*the U.S. government*
@@centauria9122 thanks captain obvious.. 👍👍 some people cant just leave a joke as a *joke* damn
@Kaya Beautymantra 😂 thanks👍I'll make sure to do a mukbang video where I eat ebola✌
Coronavirus outbreaks
TH-cam :How to grow bacteria?
Me: I should try this.
Dryice : no one cares :/ edit:I’m sorry to anyone who got offended about this i was just saying that he doesn’t have to make them look bad for getting something wrong.
@@pikmn2gamcub this is the s███st comment I've ever seen; it's honestly sad.
I want to punch you so bad
Why I’m I feeling goosebumps or are the bacteria on my body so excited they saw bacteria blogging
1:55 the song is like saying lets have a closer look lets have a closer look
this video was so useful omfg. i had no clue what i had to do for my school experiment and now it seems so easy xD
Me: dies
Mom: it's the damn phone
this joke is not related to the video but ok (i fucking hate myself 1 year ago)
@@wizley8676 because you have a phone, so you watch this video, so some dumbass want to try it, so they really try it, so they successfully grow some bacteria, so they accidentally inhale some of the bacteria, so they get infected, so they get sick, and so they die.
Also, r/wooosh
Me: “how to avoid AIDS”
TH-cam: *how to make a virus boi*
ΘsсДя p1иedα 142فی dont have sex to avoid aids it ok i know thank me later bruhh
Mr. BITCH aids can
Be transferred in many different ways, for example, hiv can be transferred form blood transfusions and it can worsen to aids.
Kudos to the video, it took back to me old memories,what I did in Bsc microbiology at SRM😍 Arts and science practicals😍
i left out a bottle that had tea in it but i forgot to wash it so now theres just mold in that bottle in my room just sitting there
Perfect place to get crap tons of bacteria:
*boy's bathroom.*
Yeee Boii u can’t deny it though, especially in primary boy’s bathrooms don’t get me started with that
Badimations I’m a boy and other boys in my school don’t flush the toilet. I never ever go to toilets in my school
thanks a lot for helping us grow ❤️❤️
The handprint was actually very cool
Well that was oddly educational. I really learned something today.
Okay everyone can bring their pet tomorrow
me:
Well I would probably do it.... I mean, they are the easiest thing to get and to bring right? 😂😂😂😂
*TH-cam:* Hey! Do you want to learn how to grow bacteria?
*Millions of people:* Sure!
TH-cam: Hey! Do you wanna learn how to make the Corona Virus stronger?
Is nobody going to talk about how his microwave has a ten minute option?
Of course, sometimes you want to defrost food and it takes longer than 10 minutes!!
Me: "Mom, can we have a dog"
Mom: "No"
Me: "Alright, imma grow some pet bacteria then"
Omg i have so many pet bacteria now and i'm not lonely anymore! Thanks!
2:19
Does the bacteria thing with the hands
Me looking at my hands: ☹️
Now i know why you should wash your hands
@Kaya Beautymantra They are having sex on our hands lol. Jk they are asexual
“Is it funny?”
Bacteria: am I funny to you?
bacteria:oh it wont be funny once I get out of here, your time will come foolish being hahahahHAHAHAHA
Watching this with the BGM feels so satisfying.
Title: *how to grow bacteria
Me: *complains* Why does this video even exist
Also me: *clicks* ;-;
It exists for university students and people who are probably just wanting to do something in the field of microbiology
2019: How to grow bacteria
2049: How to grow money out of trees
Way too long ago: how to plant trees
2019:how bacteria
2049: how to grow money from trees
We already grow money out of trees. Money bills are made of paper and paper is made from trees
Watching this video probably gets you put on some kind of list
That's so cool I need to show my science teacher
Im pretty sure if u do that to class some of the dumb/bully will open it xd
8 year old kid:watched this video
A week later: *corona outbreak*
Edit: I know it’s a virus lol I’m sorry
My friends :"soo what kind of pets you would like to have"
Me: "welp, its quite complicated "
Ur friends:cmon I can understand!
You:well..... its.......... bacteria
Ur friends:*died of shock*
I remember I did this science project in pre-k
This is AMAZING!
Science nerd in class: look at my pets!
bully: hahaha what?
science nerd: *shows bacteria*
bully: *dies cause of trypophobia*
guessing by the way you put it, you don't know the meaning of trypophobia. as a person with trypophobia, i can confirm this is extremely wrong. trypophobia is the fear of many holes in a small place. next time look it up before you say it.
This is a buteful video thank's I tried and it worked
Please make a "how to make corona" video next xoxo
You have to take a sample of mucus or saliva from an infected person and put it in the dish filled with bacteria, and you will get a concentrated dose of the Corona virus. but believe me, the experience will surely end with your death, my friend
@@iraqi3612 what u mean coron doesnt kill if ur not old or have any dangerous diseases or smoke.
@@vivanity9750 a person can sneeze him causing him to get infect now from a close range (mouth/mucus sample) you would be hospital bed condition (unless he is vaccinated) it is not a matter of "old" it's about how severe the infection would be
@@B3RS3RK3RAH i didnt go to hospital and so didnt my family and friends.
Edit: and no one in my school
Modern pets in 2019
Just a wild guest.
Do you watch joshikousei mudazukai/wasteful days of highschool girls?
2.10 - 2.15
They were micro fungi colony right?
It's so fun to do experiment "growing microorganism" at home/outside lab :)
i have a question, when i stirred agar into my water it did not go completely clear. did i do something wrong?
Corona virus: starts to infect
Some chinese kid in wuhan who left his pet bacteria outside: _confused screaming_
ME: mom my bacteria escaped
MOM: what do you mean bacteria
DAD: *sneezes*
ME: Found it!
It would be interesting to see the difference between hand cleaning solutions such as, Rubbing alcohol vs benzalkonium chloride and Neem oil. if anyone can make a video
I can use it for my experimental research thank you
None:
TH-cam: hey wanna see how to grow a Bacteria?
Also me: yeah sure why not?
5 deadliest bacteria exist in food can make you sick for a month also. .. .
th-cam.com/video/uuKdGkitr3I/w-d-xo.html
Title: How to Grow BACTERIA
comments: "CoronaVIRUS"
this hurts...
Funny you say that but I had a school project to do this for shopping carts. Turns out corona infuriated my plans. My psycho teacher still wants me to do the project.
It's awesome until you have a containment breach😂
THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID LEVEL CONTAINMENT BREACHES, FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED.
WOW 😍
It is amazing.
Me: **going to sleep at night**
TH-cam: wanna watch a growing bacteria?
Me: sure
absolutely cool !
@ad guys if you like the song that song is thefatrat-windfall
*"puts hand"*
Result : ✋
me: * NO, "Start washes hand cleanly"*
when you hand have bacteria is good the body is training and you survive better ( yes )
I am watching this video while home quarantine
Me:gets a cotton swab
Me:TO THE TOILET DAD POOPED IN!
2019 : how to grow a bacteria
3019 : how to KEEP the bacteria as a PET
3020 : learn how bacteria communicate
Hmmmmmmmmmm
2019: how to grow bacteria
2022: how to destroy a mutant homunculus with a deadly virus
@@fakereality4546 he didn't say anything about bacteria being a virus, stop pointing out the obvious, we all know that.
You missed the scene of applying the swab on the agar disc.
Is there any way to identify the growths? Are they all bacteria or are some mould/fungi?
2019: how to grow bacteria
Next 60 - 70 years
How to make zombie virus
I'm seeing a lot of fungus, which is normal but some of it could be because there was no heat source like an alcohol burner near the cooling solidifying agar, this prevents contamination from anything other than what you picked up with cotton swabs, but in this case I guess it's alright since he's not looking for anything specific
I wasn't searching for this but I found it
I didn't know you could have bacteria pets
Friend: hey guys! I just got a new pet dog!
Friend 2: Yeah I got a cat
Friend 3: I have a pet goldfish!
Me: I have *bacteria*
Well, everyone is technically growing bacteria. Its just that the bacteria is growing... inside of you. Gut bacteria live inside of your intestines and colon, and they are actually really helpful.
I understood after watching this video very help fullll 😁😁
Instructions Unclear:
*_"Accidentally spreads the Black Death"_*
@@ruelgalarce9722A few of people there has been diagnosed with the plague. Yes, the black death. Just look it up on google
Now I can use biological warfare against my parents to keep me off school
This was a joke
Me: Randomly watching some videos on youtube
TH-cam: Wanna grow some bacteria
Guy: Makes big bacteria
Guy: touches big bacteria
Bacteria: *evil laughs microscopically*
already did without knowing, let my dirty dishes in the kitchen for a month.
THIS IS CRAZY COOL!
Imagine getting hand sanitizer and dumping it on the bacteria
Edit:36 likes? All time record thanks guys
1919: “In the next 100 years we will have flying cars!”
2019:
In 1919 there us no car how would they thoungt that there is flying cars...
Growing bacteria is more impressive u literally have control over microscopic biengs
Recommended on the perfect time
2019 : How to grow bacteria
2050 : how to grow Corona virus
Warning: if anyone is thinking of doing this, do it’s a good experiment but tape the Petri dish airtight and do not open it. If that bacteria escapes and you breathe it in you will be VERY ill.
Like so more people can see as this can kill
Thanl you for reminder, you are right
@@DIYbama can you let me out, please?
This comment needs to be pinned so they can know. Thank you for the information:))
Finnaly someone said it.
Not so Violet finally*