This is the equivalent of a child telling their parents what to eat. Marisa, you do *not* want to be the next item on Rumia's menu. You've already got several folks wanting to kill you as is, I don't think a man-eating youkai should be on that list.
Marisa: "I think you have eaten enough meat and too many sweets. Now it's time for you to eat some vegetables." Rumia: "I don't like veggies, they look icky!"
In touhou head canon marisa is the only character that can’t possibly be killed even by mima or reimu, her plot armor beats reimu and sakuya, and everybody strangely likes her despite trying to hunt her all the time
This is why you would do fruit, preferably banana, as spinal fluid supposedly tastes like bananas. That way, Rumia will possibly enjoy it, it is smaller then the entire lettuce head, and she won't die to a laser
Rumia: Man I'm starving. I wonder what Marisa's gonna bring me to eat. Marisa: Ok lil' Rumia! Here's some tasty food! Rumia: Yayyyyy!!!! *le cabbage* Rumia: What? M-Marisa I uhhh... I don't like cabbages. I'm allergic to the- Marisa: Eat it ze. Rumia: Bu- *Marisa points the Master Spark at Rumia* Marisa: *I said eat it. ZE* Rumia: *trying to not cry* O-Ok..... *sniff sniff* *20 minutes later* Rumia: *shaking* Marisa: C'mon ze! You're shaking for at least 20 minutes! Why don't you eat that damn cabbage?! Rumia: R-Reimu makes me eat human flesh.... not vegetables.... Marisa: Well guess what? Mommy Reimu isn't here. You must be happy to eat something very different ze. Rumia: Don't you dare call her like that! Or I'll.... Marisa: Or what? Are you gonna cry? Are you call either Reimu or the Scarlet Police? Pfrrrr!!! Don't make me laugh. What are you gonna do ze? *more 20 minutes later* Sakuya: Ok so from what she said, Marisa tried to Master Spark her and burn the whole house down mistress. Remilia: Alrighty then, put the witch in the prison! Marisa: I hate you! *I F*CKING HATE YOU ZE!!!!!!* Remilia: Sorry Marisa, but you're not gonna use this bad boy in prison. Anyways..... you did a pretty good job to call both Us and Reimu.... Rumia: Thanks...... Remilia: No problem. Reimu I give you this bad boy. *DO NOT USE IT UNLESS YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.* Understood? Reimu: Ok. Thanks. Remilia: No props. Ok Sakuya, I think we finished here. Let's go! Sakuya: At your service mistress... *wii u wii u wii u* Reimu: Ok so what now? Rumia: I want some human flesh. Reimu: Ok. To the Hakurei Shrine! Rumia: Yayyyyy!!! *and so Reimu gave some human flesh to Rumia The end* (Pls don't hate me. This comment popped up from nowhere)
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cabbage
hello there
cabbage
cabbage 👍
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] idiot
@@qeetzac2548 General Kenobi
Can we all agree that we need a loop of Rumia's happy sway at the beginning?
No
Yes
@@alphaandomegalover7634 i will consume the souls of your family
Yessy!
You're goddamn right
cabbage, you want it?
It's yours my friend
as long as you have enough P
n,o
come back when you are a little... better
Sorry I can't give cabbage on credit come back when you have enough money
Rumia one minute later: "THIS IS RAW!!" she says calmly as she's chasing Marisa through the kitchen with all her teeth showing.
Marisa: LOVE SIGN: M A S T E R S P A R K
I remember reading a fanfiction where Rumia breaks several of Marisa's bones and eats her flesh.
deserved
yo if you still have the link can you pass it please i wanna check that out
@@arai-san8648 mobile TH-cam has a problem of deleting any links I try to set up. But I'll try.
The fanfiction is called the most delicious meal.
@@silkenemperor thank youuu
This is the equivalent of a child telling their parents what to eat.
Marisa, you do *not* want to be the next item on Rumia's menu. You've already got several folks wanting to kill you as is, I don't think a man-eating youkai should be on that list.
And this one in particular T-Poses
It's double the threat
Considering just how big that list already is, I say having Rumia on it probably doesn't matter much.
@@NerfMaster000 Hmm... Yeah, you right.
Marisa is more then strong enough...
...unless you remove Rumias' hair piece...
I want a top 10 list of who wants Marisa dead
Rumia:
"I should have stayed at Reimu's instead."
why...does it reminds me about Osana Reimu?
@@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit NOOOOOO
i’d like to think that marisa is the one playing the music and rumia is just too scared to say something about it
Say what is that music
@@ft.-featuring Love-coloured master spark
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@@ivandeor9159 thank you, but what about the last music
@@ft.-featuring idk
@@ft.-featuring Nevermind, found it
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Lol, too bad for Rumia, she was expecting to eat some delicious meat, but she got a healthy cabbage instead. Also very nice sfm.
You know, i think i need someone to talk to as soon as you said "delicious meat" like im down horrendous
@@gimmiethemcookies7372 it's not hot, it's human steak! ... i guess it's literally hot xd
But is cabbage healthy for a carnivorous creature?
Marisa: "I think you have eaten enough meat and too many sweets. Now it's time for you to eat some vegetables."
Rumia: "I don't like veggies, they look icky!"
"But I'm allergi-"
"Eat it"
Rumia was so sad. I want her to know it's okay.
Marievil
Sacrifice your body to her, she’ll be happy then
@@Loops____ 😦
Marisa: So you want to it ze? Then come on eat THIS
Rumia: "Crying on the inside"
I just can imagine something like:
Rumia: Hey marisa im hungry
Marisa: C a b b a g e.
Rumia: But marisa i eat huma-
Marisa: *MASTER SPARK*
Rumia: Nvm
vegetables are good but marisa my you gotta threaten the bean like that
We all knew of rumia's distaste of cabbage. But now we know why she's eating it in the first place
"Don't worry rumia, i will eat it for you!"
R.I.P Cirno
1962 - 2022
She either died from Starvation
Or master spark.
No cannibalism today
She technically not a cannibal since she isn't human.
Marisa held rumia hostage to eat it.
Save 100 rumias a day with just a 1 dollar donation.
me peacefully waiting for a spy to spawn so that marisa gets fucking backstabbed
I hope Marisa reflects after having committed that crime.
Random TF2 moment
Welp, free food for Rumia ig
This is so sad:(
Its funny you can still see Marisa pointing hakkero to rumia the entire time
Very slightly
@@CirnoTheStrongestBaka yeah, but not as funny as the strongest baka ᗜˬᗜ
Poor Rumia
Makes me sad Seeing a Human eating Youkai something they are not used to or just dont eat at all.
:-(
Marisa gives rumia some tough love.
she was forced to eat cabbage at the age of 8
Glad Marisa customised her mini-hakkero to always play the IN LCMP when she gunpoints someone with it
that's a large cabbage can't believe marisa would do this
now i genuinely feel bad
At least give her a more common vegetable to eat raw, it's not like she actually hurt anyone even though she intended to.
Next video: Rumia trying to eat fumo
This how Rumia learned the Stank Scented Master Fart.
CALL THE SHRINE MAIDEN. THE MAGICIAN IS HOLDING A CHILD AT HAKKERO POINT.
Oh please, Reimu would be like: "GOOD"
@@josephraulcabralesaragon9151 bad*
Haha, I half expected her to attack Marisa.
Marisa committing war crimes as usual
0:09 "I insist..."
Rumia: *"Maybe if I wait long enough, she will die of old age."*
Cabbage. Take it or leave it.
I really like the sound when they talk
How in the hell is someone supposed to eat a whole head of cabbage? Well done, Marisa, you have only proven your culinary ineptitude.
0:22
Eventually, Rumia stopped thinking
Also, congratulations, this video has been blessed by algorithm
The rumia model is cute lol
Marisa after discovering osana reimu: YOU WILL ONLY EAT CABBAGE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE EVEN IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO , ZE!!!!!
The subtitles are very useful
ofc
"I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow."
- Anton Ego
The lemon of touhou
Marisa must be planning to reenact the Futurama scene with the vegetarian lion
Cabbage,you want it?
Sorry Rumia I can't give you human flesh~
Great this video managed to be in my recommend list
I not regret it
Enjoy sub from thai person lol
In touhou head canon marisa is the only character that can’t possibly be killed even by mima or reimu, her plot armor beats reimu and sakuya, and everybody strangely likes her despite trying to hunt her all the time
they did my child bad
This is why you would do fruit, preferably banana, as spinal fluid supposedly tastes like bananas. That way, Rumia will possibly enjoy it, it is smaller then the entire lettuce head, and she won't die to a laser
Spinal fluid tastes like banana? Oh boy!
Good for her.
SHE DESERVED IT
She looks so cute, look at that face 🥺
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Just wait for the full moon so she could eat Marisa along with the cabbage
Rumia: Man I'm starving. I wonder what Marisa's gonna bring me to eat.
Marisa: Ok lil' Rumia! Here's some tasty food!
Rumia: Yayyyyy!!!!
*le cabbage*
Rumia: What? M-Marisa I uhhh... I don't like cabbages. I'm allergic to the-
Marisa: Eat it ze.
Rumia: Bu-
*Marisa points the Master Spark at Rumia*
Marisa: *I said eat it. ZE*
Rumia: *trying to not cry* O-Ok..... *sniff sniff*
*20 minutes later*
Rumia: *shaking*
Marisa: C'mon ze! You're shaking for at least 20 minutes! Why don't you eat that damn cabbage?!
Rumia: R-Reimu makes me eat human flesh.... not vegetables....
Marisa: Well guess what? Mommy Reimu isn't here. You must be happy to eat something very different ze.
Rumia: Don't you dare call her like that! Or I'll....
Marisa: Or what? Are you gonna cry? Are you call either Reimu or the Scarlet Police? Pfrrrr!!! Don't make me laugh. What are you gonna do ze?
*more 20 minutes later*
Sakuya: Ok so from what she said, Marisa tried to Master Spark her and burn the whole house down mistress.
Remilia: Alrighty then, put the witch in the prison!
Marisa: I hate you! *I F*CKING HATE YOU ZE!!!!!!*
Remilia: Sorry Marisa, but you're not gonna use this bad boy in prison. Anyways..... you did a pretty good job to call both Us and Reimu....
Rumia: Thanks......
Remilia: No problem. Reimu I give you this bad boy. *DO NOT USE IT UNLESS YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.* Understood?
Reimu: Ok. Thanks.
Remilia: No props. Ok Sakuya, I think we finished here. Let's go!
Sakuya: At your service mistress...
*wii u wii u wii u*
Reimu: Ok so what now?
Rumia: I want some human flesh.
Reimu: Ok. To the Hakurei Shrine!
Rumia: Yayyyyy!!!
*and so Reimu gave some human flesh to Rumia
The end*
(Pls don't hate me. This comment popped up from nowhere)
OK, I just have one single question. *Reimu did what?*
@@metallabx407 She gave human flesh at Rumia. Typical of her give some meat to Rumia
@UnXceptable :-| uhhh....
1. Reimu and Rumia aren't lesbians...
2. Rumia is a youkai child...
@UnXceptable well Idk if she can grow but she has her Adult counterparts as Ex-Rumia sooo... yeah.
@UnXceptable oh don't worry it's a thing of everyone but don't worry it was a normal comment
The only thing harder to eat would be a bowl full of hard boiled eggs
She was asking for human flesh-
where did this meme come from and why has it evolved so much
This is Rumia abuse!
We’ve been forcing Tunis to eat cabbage for so long I don’t even remember why we did this in the first place
Guess I'm gonna get mayonnaise
Poor Rumia
I love the use of the memories of phantasm OST
Don't mind my Mystia's Izakaya reference but:
*Rumia hating [vegetarian] food.*
I'll switch places with that cabbage
How could you do this? Oh...poor rumia
rumia's so very cute
that little sway is everything
"Just you wait. One day you're going to slip up and answer 'yes' when I ask whether I can eat you!"
Local magician forces child to go vegan
rumia look lovely when wait for lunch
How dare she treat Rumia like that?
who eats cabbage with silverware
She was expecting some nice meats but she got something far worse. Tragedy strikes again
Omg!!!
This is the funniest Touhou video I saw!!
I was expecting driftvel city
this is like forcing a dog to be vegan.
Hahaha i love her reaction when the cabbage is in front of her xD
So cute
So far it looks great and the sfm is smooth aswell, keep up the great work pal 👍
I do not regret having fed her an arm before
Make Mother Character cook it for Her!
I love the implication that Marisa's theme literally comes from her Hakkero
Thats not okay Marisa...
Cabbage. You want it?
n,o
@@maximilianodiaz4151 lol stupid
*places cabbage in front of you and begins humming Driftveil City theme*
yes
At least with this she can get some greens in her diet
Broccoli might be good
correct
Marisa's gone too far
that cabbage is larger than rumia's head lmao
Cabbage is good as is. You just peel the dark leaves off and cut a slice!
Come on, I've seen you eat an entire person before
I don't know why she's so sad, cabbages are good for HUMAN consumption! surely it would satisfy her hunger....oh wait.
Great vegetables!
0:14 Oh.... This music...
I wanna hug rumia :(
And they stayed there for like 4 hours, the end
the mini hakkero looked like a cabbage
Rumia deserves headpats :3
Lore of [SFM touhou] Marisa forces Rumia to eat cabbage momentum 100
Marisa forced her to do the meme