If he lived in Scotland today, he would be arrested and charged with hate-speech for any stand-up like that. Now, just think for a minute......how fucked up is that?
Nobody was consulted because nobody made the dumb decisions per se. It's all media spin doing whatever they can to get your eyeballs and clicks. They try to tell us what to think, how to feel, what to buy and who to hate. And it's all driven by money, isn't it? Nothing more basic than that....
Back in the 70’s I was a van driver delivering ladies sanitary products to supermarkets in north of Scotland . On my first day on the job at my first delivery at the store back door I was greeted by the manageress who shouted to her staff HERE’S THE LASSIE WI THE MANHOLE COVERS. Sanitary towels 🤦♀️ Billy is 100% correct here. Nowadays such an exclamation would be deemed outrageous among these offended woke creatures who will never enjoy their lives. I’m 74 now and like Billy, absolutely sick of of all this woke and “I’m offended shit” 🤨
Lol, that’s a funny story and her saying out loud the manhole covers, lol too funny! And I absolutely agree with you very much, I’m offended that they even use the word “woke”! I’m Mexican-American, a Latina but now the young millennials want us to say, Latinx. Most of my Mexican family over 30 years old laugh or just roll their eyes because to us it’s so ridiculous, it’s either Latino or Latina. When I had to check into the ER department when I was really sick, the guy behind the plexiglass with a dry attitude, named Polo, asked me for information and my husband was next to me, I’m in pain and the guy keeps asking questions then a question that was never asked of me, “Are you a male or a female”?…. Before he could ask if I considered myself anything, and I was in pain with a gallstone attack, I was losing my patients with Polo, “I’m a woman, do you want to see my… my husband stopped me before I got explicit, my husband said, she’s female, trust me! lol.. but Polo just gave me this dirty look. Lol. I know it’s his job to ask questions but I guess I just was never asked those kinds of questions before, this as just four years ago! I have a lot of young nieces and nephews, I really worry about their future, at least my siblings are raising them right and good.
Did you vote Brexit? Here's Billy, ‘The Brexit vote is a disaster and the breaking up of togetherness of Europe is a crime bordering on a sin... Scots voted to stay in Europe and if the only way for us to do that is to become independent from England, that may just be the way to go.’
Thank you for writing that. I first thought it was "bayesiist" (from bayesian, as in "bayesian statistics"). Mind you, bayesian thinking is basically constantly updating with new data (when done properly), which would make a "bayesiist" akin to an empiricist, someone who mainly cares about the data. The only way that would be bad, is if the data is collected to uphold some bureaucracy. And in that case, they would also be "beigeist".
@@Krasbin people, especially college‘educated’ folk, tend to feel that Bayesian analysis yields truth. It does not guarantee that by any means. But it does help identify likely conditions for a relationship to be true. And I doubt we need that to tell Bill isn’t talking about that. ;-)
@@rutabagasteu there was slavery?!! And people are racist?!!!! That really is a woke observation. And also common knowledge. Only the product of a beigeist education would think that their possession of a historical tidbit or normal understanding would make them better than others. But it is thoroughly bigoted to imagine others are somehow less than yourself because they think look or sound differently. You should ask yourself how stupid that way of thinking is for a person who wishes to be thought of as woke.
@@avenuex3731 I grew up in an area of Segregation and lynching of poor African Americans due to Klan activities. So don't pretend it isn't being swept under the rug.
In 2022 still the funniest comedian around. Absolute epic man. So humble, so generous, so genuine. Last of the breed for sure... God bless him 🙏🙏😇😇❤️❤️
@xn0 yup he's totally one of the most generous guys in the UK by far. Done more for the people of lesser beginnings than most others. And does it all with a smile and a few swear words...
@@SSJfraz No one in their right mind would adapt to this reality detached insanity, no matter if boomer, genx, millenial or zoomer. It's just more commie drivel to subvert your country. Have fun living under socialism/communism because that's where it leads to eventually.
Well Peckel you better not bitch and moan about the state of the world as it's your generation being asleep at the wheel that allowed Notsees to take over the world. Congrats you're part of the problem.....
@@yvettesnananone4798 Look. If you don't like it....don't watch it. And don't leave stupid comments that simply waste my time. The British people love this bloke.... at least those British whose mother tongue is English. If English is your second language: Just get lost and do us all a favour. Bye bye.
The man is a legend. He came out with this years ago and it's even more relevant now than it was then. A man always ahead of his time. Thank you, Billy.
A percentage of the population has always been fearful and resisted change and progress. People for whom the old system has favoured will naturally be more resistant because they fear what they will lose. This has been the way of humanity. It's nothing new, and no more relevant now than in previous generations. The time of the Industrial Revolution and the abolition of slavery were highly relevant times, too.
@@Io-Io-Io No, you are just reading extremist propaganda about 'wokeism'. It's actually about being aware and considerate of others, and giving equal rights to people, as was the goal of abolishing slavery. For example LGBTQIA+ people aren't less deserving of human rights than anyone else. Calling people what they want to be called and other basics of human respect is really not that mad or scary. It's common sense. Fearmongering makes money. That's why there is a lot of it about these days.
I remember when my mother died, to say I felt miserable is an understatement. Would watching Billy at this time make me smile and cry tears of laughter, no of course not. Cry tears, though not of laughter.
If only this was required listening to every school aged child, we'd have hope for the future. That being said, it will never be taught, because it requires people to think for themselves, and the oligarchy wants none of that. Ignorant sheep and obedient sheep.
@Bob Shingles I’m a bit more of an optimist. I think it’s just society correcting course, but it’s a big ship and it’s overshot the mark. I think it’ll correct course eventually.
@@MrChrisdavie For this to happen, you'd need to knock the mobile phones out of people's hands and give them a slap upside the head, because unfortunately, a whole generation of people now live their lives and depend on social media like their lives depend on it. That's where this shit stems from.
@@steve_ire321 how do you educate billions of people when the people in power won’t let you? Those mobile phones could be an amazing tool to wake people up, but the people in control are using information as a weapon now.
@@MrChrisdavie That's always been the way of it, either by leaflet, megaphone, book, radio or TV. The difference here is that information is constantly updated and fed through social media apps where literally anyone who has an account and a device can post shit. You can be got to 24/7. When you really think about the time where the tipping point for all this madness started getting out of control, it'll coincide with the widespread release of the smartphone, and then Facebook and Twitter. If you have an account on there sharing your real name and occupation and other details, you really are asking for it.
I believe it was also Sir Billy who said: "political correctness is the language of the coward" The man's absolutely right. Thanks heaps for all the laughter and wise words Billy!!! 😀👍🙏
@@MontysKillerRabbit No it applies everywhere at certain times, for obvious reasons. You can't have the alarm going off at a time when people are sleeping, which pissed Billy off.
Missing a trick, Billy needs to sell some t-shirts with that red circle with the line through it and behind it the word beige. Cheers for the vids and the laughs.
Billy...you have always been a bloody brilliant observer of life and all it's fuck-ups and you make them worth laughing at...Love the fearless way you speak yours( and our minds) - Brave-mouth, we have been the meek but we have laughed at life because of you - Thankyou!
beigist - A bland, banal, unoriginal person; a humorless bourgeois. A political centrist or politically correct person; an unphilosophical adherent to the zeitgeist. For the uninitiated
You are a fucking genius! Love you Billy. You made my nursing training awesome! 'I shit mysel..'. was the smile to my nurse-training back in the 1970's it was Awesome! Helped me know how many fuckers there are.... Stay well beautiful man Love you
For a moment there I stopped breathing for longer than I wanted to, and now I've got tears rolling down my cheeks. Sad to hear he has had a fall or two this week! Our thoughts are with you Billy!
@@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248 No, he was happy when the futute King visited him in his Scottish baronial home. Made him real proud to be a loyal servant. Check it out.
@abody499 Yes! So much of Glasgow is hilarious. Love the people there when I lived there. You're right. There's funny people with stories everywhere in Glasgow. Although I did love living in Edinburgh as well, even though you have a bit of rivalry. Much love from Australia 🇦🇺 I married a Glaswegian and he emigrated here with me too Australia. He even looks like Billy Connolly lol. Hope you have a great weekend
It wasn't until recently that I heard that Billy didn't write jokes. No he wrote words on a piece of paper and left them on the stool on stage and developed stories as he went along, genius. Thank you Billy for taking us in your mind. I found Billy much to late in life to have enjoyed him live personally in concert. Thank God for sirius satellite radio and TH-cam.
Seen Billy in Sydney mid 90' s he was wearing that type of t-shirt, the story he started with was long forgotten till the punch line at the end, what an honour to see a comedian of his comic genius ❤️❤️❤️🦘🇦🇺👍
This is from 2007. This is really behind the times. In 2007, 'political correctness' was done to death "waitperson.. its waiter!" is just unbelievable hack "so 15 years ago" and already the age of 'Woke' was well on the way.
He didn't use enough f-bombs for my liking, but then again maybe he did. Good to see after all the many, many (MANY) months he's been around he's still f*ckin' hilarious.
I’ve always thought his braveheart monologue was excellent “They made those movies Braveheart and Rob Roy. Every Scotsman was in it who could walk and talk and they didn’t fucking ask me to be in it…”
There's nothing better than when Billy goes off on one of his rants.
Since the death of Robin Williams, Billy has taken the crown. You should also know they were close friends. Keep laughing and life is so much better!
I prefer sex, but whatever floats your boat :)
Someone never got neck while eating Cool Ranch Doritos.
NEEE NAWWW NEEE NAWWW NEEE NAWWW
When I used to drink I’d would go off on a rant every now and then
I’m sober now and I still do it.
But now I remember them.
We've never needed Billy more than in 2021. Classic genius
If he lived in Scotland today, he would be arrested and charged with hate-speech for any stand-up like that.
Now, just think for a minute......how fucked up is that?
@@VauxhallViva1975 its completely fooked
@@VauxhallViva1975 Especially for Scotland. What happened?
Shame he's give up doing the stand up because the Parkinson's is getting too bad.
@@vaughanellis7866 yea im so glad i bought his book
When he swears, it's hilarious. But when he laughs at his own punchline as he delivers it is GOLD.
true.
The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time.
Billy Connolly = Scottish Legend
🏴🏴🏴🏴
He's 79. Few years left in him I think
British legend 🇬🇧
I'm not from the UK and I needed the subtitles... xD sorry, but what a thick scottish accent... 😅
Well said Billy, yourself John Cleese and a couple of others are leading the fight back!
this was years ago mate
@Macavity Twat lol.
@Macavity how was he abusive ya muppet?
@Macavity sure. no problem kid. Did your mum get home ok?
@Macavity it was me that killed her
He's right that we aren't consulted on all these dumb decisions that affect our lives
Nobody was consulted because nobody made the dumb decisions per se. It's all media spin doing whatever they can to get your eyeballs and clicks.
They try to tell us what to think, how to feel, what to buy and who to hate. And it's all driven by money, isn't it? Nothing more basic than that....
When we are consulted though, there's enough idiots to fuck everything up, Exhibit A - Brexit
Back in the 70’s I was a van driver delivering ladies sanitary products to supermarkets in north of Scotland . On my first day on the job at my first delivery at the store back door I was greeted by the manageress who shouted to her staff HERE’S THE LASSIE WI THE MANHOLE COVERS. Sanitary towels 🤦♀️ Billy is 100% correct here. Nowadays such an exclamation would be deemed outrageous among these offended woke creatures who will never enjoy their lives. I’m 74 now and like Billy, absolutely sick of of all this woke and “I’m offended shit” 🤨
I reckon the problem is these people seem to think that their "being offended" seems to somehow magically matter to anyone else.
Lol, that’s a funny story and her saying out loud the manhole covers, lol too funny! And I absolutely agree with you very much, I’m offended that they even use the word “woke”! I’m Mexican-American, a Latina but now the young millennials want us to say, Latinx. Most of my Mexican family over 30 years old laugh or just roll their eyes because to us it’s so ridiculous, it’s either Latino or Latina. When I had to check into the ER department when I was really sick, the guy behind the plexiglass with a dry attitude, named Polo, asked me for information and my husband was next to me, I’m in pain and the guy keeps asking questions then a question that was never asked of me, “Are you a male or a female”?…. Before he could ask if I considered myself anything, and I was in pain with a gallstone attack, I was losing my patients with Polo, “I’m a woman, do you want to see my… my husband stopped me before I got explicit, my husband said, she’s female, trust me! lol.. but Polo just gave me this dirty look. Lol. I know it’s his job to ask questions but I guess I just was never asked those kinds of questions before, this as just four years ago! I have a lot of young nieces and nephews, I really worry about their future, at least my siblings are raising them right and good.
Omg you gave me such a real laugh out loud🤣🤣😭 billy Connolly would be proud of one of that joke
Priceless, nearly fell off my chair laughing. I will use this. 😂😍🙏
Did you vote Brexit? Here's Billy, ‘The Brexit vote is a disaster and the breaking up of togetherness of Europe is a crime bordering on a sin... Scots voted to stay in Europe and if the only way for us to do that is to become independent from England, that may just be the way to go.’
The overlap of the term “beigeist “ and “woke” deserves more comedic attention
Thank you for writing that. I first thought it was "bayesiist" (from bayesian, as in "bayesian statistics").
Mind you, bayesian thinking is basically constantly updating with new data (when done properly), which would make a "bayesiist" akin to an empiricist, someone who mainly cares about the data. The only way that would be bad, is if the data is collected to uphold some bureaucracy. And in that case, they would also be "beigeist".
@@Krasbin people, especially college‘educated’ folk, tend to feel that Bayesian analysis yields truth. It does not guarantee that by any means. But it does help identify likely conditions for a relationship to be true. And I doubt we need that to tell Bill isn’t talking about that. ;-)
Woke means understand the fact that racism exists, and slavery existed. And, don't be stupid.
@@rutabagasteu there was slavery?!! And people are racist?!!!! That really is a woke observation. And also common knowledge. Only the product of a beigeist education would think that their possession of a historical tidbit or normal understanding would make them better than others. But it is thoroughly bigoted to imagine others are somehow less than yourself because they think look or sound differently. You should ask yourself how stupid that way of thinking is for a person who wishes to be thought of as woke.
@@avenuex3731 I grew up in an area of Segregation and lynching of poor African Americans due to Klan activities. So don't pretend it isn't being swept under the rug.
In 2022 still the funniest comedian around. Absolute epic man. So humble, so generous, so genuine. Last of the breed for sure... God bless him 🙏🙏😇😇❤️❤️
@xn0 yup he's totally one of the most generous guys in the UK by far. Done more for the people of lesser beginnings than most others. And does it all with a smile and a few swear words...
Nicely Said
You F...g crawler......
Sorry that was Billy 😃
@xn0gaming What's that got to do with being humble and generous.
I am 70 and I 100% agree with Billy. I WILL NOT CHANGE.. Don't like it... tough.
None of you lot change at your age. You pish yerselves in the hoose then jump right onto a bus.
As long as you're happy that's all that matters and fuck what anybody else thinks.
@@SSJfraz No one in their right mind would adapt to this reality detached insanity, no matter if boomer, genx, millenial or zoomer. It's just more commie drivel to subvert your country. Have fun living under socialism/communism because that's where it leads to eventually.
Well Peckel you better not bitch and moan about the state of the world as it's your generation being asleep at the wheel that allowed Notsees to take over the world. Congrats you're part of the problem.....
@@SSJfraz Age brings wisdom.
Without comedians like Billy Connolly there would have been no Bill Burr. Billy invented this style of comedy and will always be the best.
So ppl named Bill are great at being angry? Lol. I love billy connolly and bill burr. Epic rants
As much as I love Billy Connolly, you seem to have missed George Carlin circa 1970's "7 Words you can't say on tv"
Bill hicks is in there
I find bill burr way funnier than this. I was expecting hilarity, but nope.
@@bobfowler393 Would be so much fun if those 2 could be on stage @ the same time.
Facts, and it's only gotten fucking worse since!
Amen, Brother!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Relevant today more than ever.
Billy Connolly having a rant. Brilliant
Can't express how much I love this man, he's a comedic genius.
Ah,no he is awful
@@yvettesnananone4798 nah,... You just don't get it.
Oh dear, Joanne, someone criticised the use of the word "Genius" above..... someone got "offended"....yet again. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@@yvettesnananone4798
Look. If you don't like it....don't watch it. And don't leave stupid comments that simply waste my time.
The British people love this bloke.... at least those British whose mother tongue is English.
If English is your second language: Just get lost and do us all a favour. Bye bye.
@@patagualianmostly7437 Sad, isn't it?
The man is a legend. He came out with this years ago and it's even more relevant now than it was then. A man always ahead of his time. Thank you, Billy.
WAAAAAAAY MORE RELEVANT TODAY as
the beigeists now are indeed in charge
Legends are usually dead people
A percentage of the population has always been fearful and resisted change and progress. People for whom the old system has favoured will naturally be more resistant because they fear what they will lose. This has been the way of humanity. It's nothing new, and no more relevant now than in previous generations. The time of the Industrial Revolution and the abolition of slavery were highly relevant times, too.
@@daniellamcgee4251 You don't understand. Wokeism is madness. The abolition of slavery wasn't
@@Io-Io-Io No, you are just reading extremist propaganda about 'wokeism'. It's actually about being aware and considerate of others, and giving equal rights to people, as was the goal of abolishing slavery. For example LGBTQIA+ people aren't less deserving of human rights than anyone else. Calling people what they want to be called and other basics of human respect is really not that mad or scary. It's common sense. Fearmongering makes money. That's why there is a lot of it about these days.
Nomatter how miserable I feel at times Billy makes me smile and cry tears of laughter 🤣😍.🍒
Absoloutley.
Are you related to Kevin?
@@daviclar867 No.
I remember when my mother died, to say I felt miserable is an understatement. Would watching Billy at this time make me smile and cry tears of laughter, no of course not. Cry tears, though not of laughter.
The political didn't get into political correctness by accident, its a weapon
Commies and tyrants, all of em
and Billy is just as politically correct as the rest of them
1930's Frankfurts school Marxists
Oh "a weapon"ooh,he is lethal.what a dope
@@yvettesnananone4798 - try reading what I typed ? Billy's attitude is great, politics are weaponised by the pathetic moral superiority of PC
We are never fkn consulted about ANYTHING...truth....
Who's We?
If only this was required listening to every school aged child, we'd have hope for the future. That being said, it will never be taught, because it requires people to think for themselves, and the oligarchy wants none of that. Ignorant sheep and obedient sheep.
in the 15 years since Billy released this, things have gotten so much better...
No way waitperson was a thing 15 years ago
@@james10739 It was *almost* universally laughed at 15 years ago. Now your a sexist if use waiter or waitress......
Thing's have got better? Are u sure
@@hermanthetosser4219 I'm sure he was sarcastic
Definitely sarcasm intended
Social media will never be able to appreciate the mastermind of Billy Connolly
TH-cam is social media. Does this mean you're leaving? You will be so missed.
Just imagine the fun If Billy was our Prime minister, he'd sort out all the wankers for sure
Have you asked Billy if he wants to be prime minister? I can imagine his answer and it won't be go away. Why do people make such moronic statements.
This was back in a time when people had common sense, logic and were capable of rational thinking.
@Bob Shingles it’s a really scary future eh? I hope it’s just a phase and we become logical again. Surely it can’t be sustainable?
@Bob Shingles I’m a bit more of an optimist. I think it’s just society correcting course, but it’s a big ship and it’s overshot the mark. I think it’ll correct course eventually.
@@MrChrisdavie For this to happen, you'd need to knock the mobile phones out of people's hands and give them a slap upside the head, because unfortunately, a whole generation of people now live their lives and depend on social media like their lives depend on it. That's where this shit stems from.
@@steve_ire321 how do you educate billions of people when the people in power won’t let you? Those mobile phones could be an amazing tool to wake people up, but the people in control are using information as a weapon now.
@@MrChrisdavie That's always been the way of it, either by leaflet, megaphone, book, radio or TV. The difference here is that information is constantly updated and fed through social media apps where literally anyone who has an account and a device can post shit. You can be got to 24/7. When you really think about the time where the tipping point for all this madness started getting out of control, it'll coincide with the widespread release of the smartphone, and then Facebook and Twitter. If you have an account on there sharing your real name and occupation and other details, you really are asking for it.
He's nailed it. Outstanding. 😂
I love this guy to bits..
One of my all time favorite comedians. Tells like it is and doesn't care about what anyone thinks. Love him
The man never fails to crack me up :).
Comedy from a time when those that ruled us feared us ... and now the comedians do their bidding.
Those who ruled us have never feared us. You kiddin.
@@SH-bm8yp You're taking the piss right!
Watched this guy in Blackpool a few years back he was fuckin brilliant 👍👍
I believe it was also Sir Billy who said: "political correctness is the language of the coward"
The man's absolutely right.
Thanks heaps for all the laughter and wise words Billy!!! 😀👍🙏
It's comedy, it doesn't directly correlate to fact.
He's right, political correctness is for those who make the decisions to feel better, not those who the decisions are times at.
Billy manages to speak drunk and tell the truth. And it does sound funny 😄
He wasn't drunk.
His words and accent makes him a total legend.
We’ve never needed Billy more than in 2022. Classic genius
Just the exact humour we need in 2021, brilliant.
Not humour. Factual critique
And 2023!
@@Io-Io-Io A lot of humor is based upon social critique. 😉
" I have never understood comedy" says the most iconic comic GENIUS ever. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kickback-dm7zt. Many comedians say the same thing.
That's the way I feel about the things. We need more Billy Connolly. We need another Lenny Bruce.
I love this man he is brilliant and speaks the truth.
Every word rings true, and it gets worse by the day.
It must be terrifying for those who fear change towards equality.
He raises some good points and I can't argue with a single damn one.
How about how a truck reverses with a warning.
It's a blind spot, so it doesn't matter how fast it goes going forward.
This is comedy, not fact.
@@MontysKillerRabbit It is illegal for a truck to use a warning at 5am. For obvious reasons.
@irbennett
Which only applies on restricted roads....
@@MontysKillerRabbit No it applies everywhere at certain times, for obvious reasons. You can't have the alarm going off at a time when people are sleeping, which pissed Billy off.
@@irbennett
Wrong.
It only takes a few minutes to look these things up.
I didn't just pluck that out of think air.
Check your facts, bud.
Holy Christ this is even more relevant NOW.
God bless you Billy
You always bring me to tears with laughter
Nobody NOBODY can tell a funny story like Billy Connolly!!!!
My Uncle John could.
It's google headquarters now, and it's an ipad not a notepad... but your BANG ON with this social critique! Thank you Billy!!!!
All very true, my son called ambulances "Nee naws" and trains "Doo Doo".
Add my vote for one of the best stand up comedians ever.
Missing a trick, Billy needs to sell some t-shirts with that red circle with the line through it and behind it the word beige. Cheers for the vids and the laughs.
Shut up and take my money
Billy telling it like it is
"The doctor says I have to do this..." I must try that sometime. :-)
Just finished reading his autobiography - Windswept and Interesting. It totally finished off this crap of a year on a high!
Please tell me there's an audiobook version read by Billy!
@@DoctorPhobos that's an intetesting question. There would be an audio of it for sure, but whether its narrated by Billy I wouldn't know.
@@DoctorPhobos THERE IS! It’s on audible, just finished listening to it last week. Bloody brilliant
The brilliant Billy. Even then he saw the beigeness. We know it as something different now, we need more Connolly’s, many many more.
Thanks for making me pee my pants during the years. ❤️
You're thanking somebody for making you wet your pants? That's weird.
Billy...you have always been a bloody brilliant observer of life and all it's fuck-ups and you make them worth laughing at...Love the fearless way you speak yours( and our minds) - Brave-mouth, we have been the meek but we have laughed at life because of you - Thankyou!
"No it doesn't! It USED to." - funny and amazingly deep! 😁😆😂
You probably think the hole you live in is amazingly deep.
beigist -
A bland, banal, unoriginal person; a humorless bourgeois. A political centrist or politically correct person; an unphilosophical adherent to the zeitgeist.
For the uninitiated
Tell me where to aim :-)
Thanks I was just going to google that term after snorting beer through my nose at Billy Connolly.
A term much loved by Reese Mogg to justify his parasitic existence.
Beigist or should it better be spelt as belgist? I don't bloody care if I get censored..
You are a fucking genius! Love you Billy. You made my nursing training awesome!
'I shit mysel..'. was the smile to my nurse-training back in the 1970's it was Awesome! Helped me know how many fuckers there are....
Stay well beautiful man
Love you
Oh piss off.
The best angry comedy I've ever seen! I LOVE YOU DUDE! Booking seats for me and my old pal from when we were kids! Vintage, improving with age ;)
Top class, tell it to em Billy.
".....fuckers!"
gets me every time.. 🤣
Thank you Billy for all the laughs. Hope you are well. Love you brother.
Men like this should rule the world
Do be quiet.
Some one needs to put this man, John Cleese, Ricky Gervais and Rowan Atkinson on stage together.
And piss the due good lefties off I’d pay to see it.
Ricky Gervais is not worthy to even be mentioned with those other three, for he is a third rate ' comedian' .
Isn't he John Cleese's little brother?
If that happened we would laugh so hard we would explode
Gervais is shite
I was able bodied once. Until that truck reversing in that alley.... if only it had made some sort of noise 😜😂😂😂😂😂
We need Billy now more than ever. He explains common situations better than anyone
Brilliant!!
I loved this man since Muppet treasure island. Hilarious even when G rated
A film he died in.
For a moment there I stopped breathing for longer than I wanted to, and now I've got tears rolling down my cheeks. Sad to hear he has had a fall or two this week! Our thoughts are with you Billy!
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that .
It is shocking to me that at this point this channel has only 37.4K subscribers.
It's a shock to me as well. He should have millions of subscribers
I was thinking of writing that.
Glad to see I am not the only one thinking that 😁
@@gallifrey1985 you do realise that this isn't an official Billy Connolly channel
@@dbhoy2896 yes I know that
@@dbhoy2896 that’s not what the description says on the about page.
Thanks Billy. You put a smile on my face.
Love ❤ you ❤ 💖 Big Yin and have a Safe and Happy 😊 😃 Christmas 🎄 😀 😊 ❤ 💖 😘 🎄 with your Lovely Family xx 😘 ❤
Frankie Boyle couldn't hold a glove to this legend. Billy would never throw his integrity in the bin and water down his comedy.
Big yin wouldn't pander to the far left either.
@@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248 No, he was happy when the futute King visited him in his Scottish baronial home. Made him real proud to be a loyal servant. Check it out.
@@longasaya The guy is a lefty hypocrite, sold out to get on board the BBC gravy train.
@@longasaya What has that got to do with Billy's integrity and watering down his comedy. Nothing whatsoever. You're full of shit.
@@longasaya So Prince Charles stayed with him, so what. He wasn't necessarily being a loyal servant, just a good host.. Check it out.
Love ❤️ you Billy Merry Christmas 🎄
We want more, obviously 😁
Absolutely brilliant when he's in full flight...sorry his health is rapidly declining.
My favourite Billy Connolly rant 😂😂😂 Billy Connolly is an absolute gift to the world from Glasgow. Funniest man ❤
i've seen funnier passed oot drunks in glasgow
@abody499 Yes! So much of Glasgow is hilarious. Love the people there when I lived there. You're right. There's funny people with stories everywhere in Glasgow. Although I did love living in Edinburgh as well, even though you have a bit of rivalry. Much love from Australia 🇦🇺 I married a Glaswegian and he emigrated here with me too Australia. He even looks like Billy Connolly lol. Hope you have a great weekend
billy connolly is pish
We need Billy brought back to us.
Bang on Bill!!
This is the Scotland we need in the world.
Yes, not the humourless Sturgeon and her woke followers, always ready to find fault with others. They are the new puritans.
@@routeman680 got to laugh as you complain.about Sturgeon typical yoon.
Thank's from me in Australia, all the best for the next journey, have a great trip.!!!
It wasn't until recently that I heard that Billy didn't write jokes. No he wrote words on a piece of paper and left them on the stool on stage and developed stories as he went along, genius. Thank you Billy for taking us in your mind. I found Billy much to late in life to have enjoyed him live personally in concert. Thank God for sirius satellite radio and TH-cam.
You are spot on he is the only comedian who told real life stories and could make them hilarious
Billy wrote eight words on a piece of paper and left them on the stool. Wouldn't necessarily use them.
Seen Billy in Sydney mid 90' s he was wearing that type of t-shirt, the story he started with was long forgotten till the punch line at the end, what an honour to see a comedian of his comic genius ❤️❤️❤️🦘🇦🇺👍
It's got much worse since then. Come back Billy!!!
That won' t be happening soon.
A rant so ahead of it's time. We couldn't imagine how ridiculous it would get.
This is from 2007. This is really behind the times. In 2007, 'political correctness' was done to death "waitperson.. its waiter!" is just unbelievable hack "so 15 years ago" and already the age of 'Woke' was well on the way.
Never a truer word said
Billy Connolly is just Angry and drunk John Cleese and I love it!
The big yin tells it as it is and thats how it should be simple 👌
he would love justin trudeau, "People kind" lmao
He didn't use enough f-bombs for my liking, but then again maybe he did. Good to see after all the many, many (MANY) months he's been around he's still f*ckin' hilarious.
Brilliant. In the news today, Men getting pregnant !... i wonder what Billy would think of Men getting pregnant. The whole fucking world has gone mad.
Sounds like a good idea.
Love it
I’ve always thought his braveheart monologue was excellent
“They made those movies Braveheart and Rob Roy. Every Scotsman was in it who could walk and talk and they didn’t fucking ask me to be in it…”
This man is a treasure
I love this man he talks the truth, long may he rant and rave 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
The best comedian we’ll ever have. For all of our time including artificial intelligence
I feel so much better. I think I'll actually sleep more peacefully tonight...
OMG, all that is so true!!!! :-D
I want my fire engines to play Billy Connolly squealing out, "NIIIINAAAAA NIIINAAAA!"
This aged very well
3' 30"
"No it fuckin' disn't... It used to!"
😂😂
He saw it coming like a truck reversing loudly down a back lane way. Billy played his part.
Billy's not dead..
@@sXePunkV2 I don't know what made me think he was.... Thanks for the reminder. 👍
He's just dead on the inside.
@@grahamluna6935 he recently was diagnosed with parkinsons but lets face it..nowadays celebrities are dropping dead like flies.
Just because you are, doesn't mean he is.
Was looking at job's and seen Foreperson for a lumber yard, took me a few seconds to realise they're looking for a Foreman.
Life is a waist of time and time is a waist of life, and if you get waisted all the time then you’ll have the time of your life.
Or wasted.
You nicked that line from Billy.