@@Dalayoo-de6ujit is not an exaggeration. India has taken over the broadcasting of certain youtube videos of certain channels that talk about the country. This is plain censorship.
And this was the MILD version....Funny enough, most of the stuff I put in this video was from emails I got from YOU guys teaching me about your countries over the years. LOL So thank YOU!
Just make sure they're in the mood for it. Could be a recipe for a pretty awkward tour, and no tip. Although if their not American, you probably aren't getting a tip anyway right?
For the non Singaporean’s, eating and drinking on the train can give you a fine of up to SG$1500 because it’s difficult cleaning food. Same thing for chewing gum, which is why we banned it. Also, we are animals who like to mark our territory, so when we found a table, we place tissue packets to tell people, “Hey, I left this here to tell you I own this table.”
@@nitrogamer534 I was referring as if Singaporeans are animals, thus the word territory. Just like an animal keeping is den safe, Singaporeans put Tissue packets to save their seat in a restaurant for example.
As Polish that pissed me off SO MUCH. Great video tho P.S. What pisses poles off is also when people say "Maria Curie" instead of "Maria Skłodowska - Curie"
@@brittneyleighba Oh, alot of americans will call themselves by their heritage instead of their citizenship, like every other country. For example in this case an american might call themselves korean, despite not being born in korea or having korean citizenship.
2:25 That’s supposed to be Burundi, not Bulgaria, also, at 7:52 you have Jamaica as Ivory Coast and at 15:23 it’s supposed to be South Sudan, not Oman.
To be fair, French Italian food is better than the British Italian one. But I have a huge qualm about the fact that you put Nutella on sushi. I will go to war over this.
5:31 The 'Scandinavian' line is indeed one of the greatest insults, but if you are looking to make even more Finnish enemies: - ask about alcohol - ask 'Pratar du svenska?' instead of 'Do you speak English?' - compliment Sweden - talk about your usual lovely outdoor activities in autumn
as a nigerian when i heard the scam thing i was fine but when the “why are you running” came along i gave a heavy eye roll with the sigh 😭 it does kinda work
Brazilians are not offended by bringing up the 7x1. Our players sucked. Our team was mentally absent from the match. Now say we speak Spanish and our capital is Buenos Aires and you’ll get WW3.
Alright I was expecting some political or stereotypical stuff about Russia like "Crimea" or "riding bears", but "NA zdorovie" for cheers was just evil, good job!
A Sri Lankan 🇱🇰 I met an American while playing cod. I said I am from Sri Lanka. According to those few words, Sri Lanka is part of India, I can't be a Buddhist, (Buddhism is a religion in China, right? Not a religion in South Asia?) I'm a Hindu and worship cows, I'm a committed vegetarian, he guessed that I'm good at math. He asks, what is your favorite food? I say Biryani. He replies..."I also like vegetarian". Another day he asks. "I have this exam Calculus, can you answer it for me? I can pay you." I'm not even complaining, it's funny
@@GeographyNow My extremely mean response has the shape of "The US is just the UK if we didn't disdain religious extremism" or "A country built by refugees and immigrants, that hates refugees and immigrants". Could also throw something in there about financial inequality being the new class system but based on race rather than just who your parents are but that feels a little too far 🤐
As an American historian with an amateur interest in Egyptology, the one about Egypt made me roll my eyes the hardest. Well played, good sir. Honestly, you should consider doing one for the U.S. states. "So, I heard about this city in Michigan called Toledo - it's a really nice place, wanna visit?"
Georgia - Hey, I just went to Clemson and I LOOOOOOVED their university-grown peaches! SOO good! Hey, UGA, you should go learn something from them. Also, why did your football team copy the Packers logo?
As an Irish what pisses me off is when Americans tell me they're just as Irish as I am because their great great great grandmother was 1/4 Irish 🤣💀 also I'm from Northern Ireland and when people tell me I'm not really irish but British 🥲🙃
I laughed hard on Iranian one! I am from Armenia but have met lots of Iranians in Europe at the university I was a student and people from Nordic countries who did not know who are the Iranians were saying " ohhh so You guys can understand Lebanese and Syrians" 😂 it surely pissed my Iranian classmates off!! Love from Armenia to You!! 💜
ما رو با عرب ها یکی نکنید لطفا فقط کافیه یه نگاه به نقشه جهان بندازید تا ببینید که ما دو کشور متفاوت هستیم، زبان کاملا متفاوتی داریم و اصلا چرا باید از اولش ما به زبون اونا حرف بزنیم درحالی که تاریخ مون ازشون قدیمی تره و شباهت بعضی کلمات بخاطر انتقال شون از ایران به کشور های عربی هستش. به عنوان یه ایرانی به ملت خودم افتخار میکنم.
For Costa Rica: wow, what a beautiful Island! For Chile: I just saw a Moai a the British museum, it’s great you gifted it to the British empire! For Nicaragua: your culture is basically the same as Costa Rica, right?
Another one for Costa Rica: calling it Puerto Rico. Also saying that it's all jungle and beaches. As a costa rican, I'm not particulary offended by those stereotypes because they are more naive/ignorant than malicious. And yes, we do have our problems, so it's nice that we don't give a worse impression.
@@thegreatleaderjimpickens7919 Bali is a province in Indonesia, part of Indonesia. The punchline is that many people think that Bali is a separate country from Indonesia
@oktabramantio4709 Quite interesting since they were not one of the parts that did definitely not want to be part of Indonesia (and became due to US pressure after Sukarno went the Russians).
12:43 the easter european thing has been going on for sooooo long and even polish people are agruing, but the line that our language is basicly russian got me
Ah, Poland is just West-Russia. Alternatively, Poland is just Prussia/Eastern-Germany. Alternatively, hey, that's OUR car! Or extra alternatively Barbs is trying to start the next world war.....
That made me rage in different ways like number 1 those people belong to us, doesn't matter where they come from, when they are allowed to live in germany, they will always be german. But number 2, that name sounds kind of like the caliphate some people wanted to create in germany, and that is not ok. Well, all in all I know it was only meant as a joke
@@kilimandscharo4813 At least he should have called it Almanistan, because a) Germany is Almanya in Turkish and Almaniyya in Arabic b) it pisses of some Germans to be called "Almans"
I lived in KL for a couple of years and visited Singapore a few times. Even I (an Iranian), get pissed when people start talking about Singaporean food 😅
I was like "eh, that ain't bad at all, we even joke about that ourselves" but then he said the thing about Fosters being our national beer and I was "WHAT? OH NO MATE GET OUTTA HERE"
@@lucindamakin1262 I could accept the 'Marmite' gaffe - it's Vegemite - but Foster's? 'So, you have chosen... death.' Better joke: 'You Australians are very tolerant and easy-going...until Aboriginal people demand a voice, am I right?' (Also Australia is the reason for the Nauru joke - asylum seekers who've been shipped there.)
@@Amelia-vk4jt Also he was doing a badly exaggerated Minnesoooota accent.........that I'm also badly mimicking with my spelling of Minnesoooota, doncha knooooo? Think Barbs spent part of his childhood there so was just looking for an excuse to do that
@@wheeliebeast7679 NGL feel like Norway got robbed of a joke doubt most Norwegians know anything about Minnesota except that it's a state in the USA, no offense
1:51 As a bosnian: *Yes.* We wright this way because of Republic of Srpska, Brčko district and Federation of Bosnia and Hercegovina. The cyrillic one is serbian, and the latin one is croatian and bosnian. Amd because of something , its has the same speach
Im a bulgarian myself, and i hear "are you russian" or "sorry i dont speak russian" way too much when i talk, this is so true and also the thing with Macedonia is also true (they don't exist they are part of us the whole time, just autonomous)
Keep on dreaming of Ohrid as capital of Bulgaria 😂😂😂. We were brainwashed during communism, now thanks to EU passport, all Macedonians are free to express themselves as B'lgari 😂. I miss communism!
@@fengmainbigbrain2291 hey, Czech here. It's a food called "paštika"(pasty?), it looks like cat food 😂. You can search up what it's made of, I'm pretty sure it's similar to cat food. We Czechs love it though (I don't really 😮)
@mehdiimmahder4764 the countries are similar for a reason you need to do a simple research and you'll quickly realize why! And yes Morocco is the authentic one, no hard feelings to our Tunisian brothers their country is beautiful and so are the people💕
Well we do use metrics in certain areas like in the military and anything science related, but it probably be a big hassle to convert everything to metrics especially since all of our cars go by mph.
"You know for someone who talks a lot of sh-t about Belgium you guys sure love leaving your country to live there" Me who lives in 🇨🇩 : *cutely punches my phone for the 45 time of the year*
As a (black) American, the Egypt one pissed me off😭 the pandering is so incredibly embarrassing in this country, as if I’m not smart enough to literally RESEARCH Cleopatra. Luckily for me, I’m not gullible 😂
The worst way to piss off a Croatian that's worse than saying "so let met get this straight. You have yhe coastline but you lose to serbia that is landlocked in water polo?". Say to someone who says they're a croatian (or a croat who doesn't geographically come from the country but rather has the ethnicity) "Don't you mean your a yugoslav??"
7:30 To me, as an italian, the thing that pisses me off is when foreigners say that we switched sides in WW2. The Kingdom of Italy surrendered to the Allies while the north was still lead by Mussolini/Nazi Germany. I don't know where this "Italy switched sides in WW2" thing came out, and i get mad every time i see it.
@@GeographyNowI was SO mad, you can’t even begin to know. As a French Canadian, I felt attacked by that "territory of the US" one. Nothing personal, but I might forget saying "sorry" to you. 😂
As a Mozambican person, I was NOT expecting for my country to be mentioned at all, but here I am, rolling on the floor and plesantly surprised. Lmao new sub
So…which one was your favorite? And what could I have improved on?
Gotta end it with a bang calling Zambia Zimbabwe basically 😂
Jamaica being Ivory Coast and Burundi being Bulgaria
15:23 Oman?
Telling Colombians that Arepas are from Venezuela
As an Italian, I'd find pineapple pizza a 100 times worse than cappuccino in the afternoon:D
it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
Depends on who's pissing
stop why is this the top comment
This may just be the realest quote i have seen in my entire life
How clever. You just make up that goofy cliché? 🤣🤣
I did know expect to see Ahchoo being paraphrased in the comments to this video. Very nice!
He woke up and choose world peace.
*world piss
@@article10 Italian man who went to Malta: Why not both?
world piss*
world piss
World *piss
You should have said for Madagascar “ I know that movie, have you seen it”
Why you guys are Mad at gas cars?
_I like to move it move it!_
_I like to move it move it!_
_I like to move it move it!_
_You like to...._
MOVE IT!1!!1@@Fluteboy
Or, "Wait, where are the penguins?"
But a bit bland, don't you think? This was more creative.
You really got me with the one for zambia and Zimbabwe. I almost thought you mixed up, well played.🇿🇲
That was great!
Im glad I finally found a Zimbabwean commenting on the video!
First time EVER an American made fun of Germany without mentioning Nazis! Chapeau!
"You guys have a city called Hamburg? Do they have dinner at McDonald's every night?"
As a German I've become immune to jokes like that. But I swear to hell our country isn't overrun by Turks. That really got me XD
That's okay, he got in a reference in the British section.
Yeah, finally that joke is not being used for Turkmany
@@ozAqVvhhNue then why do yall have the best shwarma in
Geography now is the nicest guy ever, trying to unite the rest of the world against a common enemy.
He's united all countries of the world together... against Geography Now. He should win a nobel peace prize. :p
The one with Cameroon cut me deep even though I'm not Cameroonian 😂
Some Leleuch level planning
@@pannik_lucas Man Code Geass was such a good anime, I kinda wanna rewatch it now 🤣
the Jews
16:51 “Oh and this tea is cold, I’m going to microwave it”.
Damn you…
Why did I think "Damn you..." was the "Read more" thing and try to click on it🤦
yeah me too@@Hannah-Banana-NZ
16:49
That sent chills down my spine
whats wrong with microwaving tea? im indian and im very forgetful i forget to drink mine all thr time and then later microwave it
0:11 Afghanistan 🇦🇫
0:15 Albania 🇦🇱
0:20 Algeria 🇩🇿
0:27 andorra🇦🇩
0:30 Angola 🇦🇴
0:34 Argentina 🇦🇷
0:39 Armenia 🇦🇲
0:47 Australia 🇦🇺
1:01 Austria 🇦🇹
1:08 Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
1:12 bahrain 🇧🇭
1:18 Bangladesh 🇧🇩
1:24 Belarus 🇧🇾
1:29 Belgium🇧🇪
1:34 Benin, Togo, Haiti, 🇧🇯🇹🇬🇭🇹
1:40 bhutan 🇧🇹
1:46 Bolivia 🇧🇴
1:50 bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦
1:55 botswana 🇧🇼
2:00 Brazil 🇧🇷
2:07 brunei 🇧🇳
2:11 Bulgaria 🇧🇬
2:17 Burkina Faso 🇧🇫
2:23 Bulgaria 2🇧🇮
2:28 Cambodia 🇰🇭
2:38 cameroon 🇨🇲
2:45 canada 🇨🇦
2:53 Cabo Verde Mauritius são tomé & Seychelles
2:57 central African Republic 🇨🇫
At least you tried
@@ExploringNew1 yeah
Bro gave up
why0??????
As an Indian I am shocked how the Indian government has still not taken this down lol. The guts to go for THAT joke is admirable barbs
Exaggerating 😵💫
@@Dalayoo-de6ujthey've taken down many videos for showing that map
@@Dalayoo-de6ujit is not an exaggeration. India has taken over the broadcasting of certain youtube videos of certain channels that talk about the country. This is plain censorship.
@@AK-ud5biWhat is wrong w this specific map tho? It looks similar to the ones online.
@@Shadow-uq9ut Jammu and Kashmir isn't included in that map
He is trying to have the whole world against him
Yup
Finally a topic that the whole world agrees.
The least thing he could do before going back to his home planet
Trying to live up the a recent Rolling Stones song by having The Whole Wide World against him.
If everybody's your enemy, nobody is, ain't that right?
Please don’t go around doing this in the Balkans or they might go to war again
let's go oilers
@@kazimierzrobaczynski9964 Yes
Was surprised that the one for Serbia wasn't a Kosovo reference!
Let’s Go Oilers!!!!!
Panthers are looking hot right now
As an Australian I loved what you did with us. Keep up the good work.
And this was the MILD version....Funny enough, most of the stuff I put in this video was from emails I got from YOU guys teaching me about your countries over the years. LOL So thank YOU!
Oh no! What happened now
Rip to Algeria getting their name spelled wrong 😭
make a non mild version pleeaseee
متى تنزل حلقة اليمن، أنا منتظر حلقة اليمن من 3 سنوات 🇾🇪
And RIP to Burundi as well lmao. This is funny tho
bro could've said "hows ur soccer team" to offend everyone
Why some countries have pretty good teams also the United States isn’t the only country to use the word soccer
yh, but all of them have bad teams and if they don't, they'd call it football
Yeah I’m Scottish I’m agreeing with this
@@hafplace1346that's actually smart -an argentine
just saying "soccer" you already offend anyone
As a Taiwanese, I find it the funniest that Taiwan was included in this list by not being on it. 😂
what's Taiwanese, are you Chinese
oh you come from that one island china has
@@hafplace1346...that's Heinan, you goober.
"I can't wait to visit the island nation of Taiwan". How's that?
啊咱们是同胞，我期待2035去台湾省！
你们台湾人，都会讲台语，对不对
7:28 I’ll give him props if there’s one thing both sides can agree on is that the conflict is older then 1947
As a tour guide, I'm gonna memorise all of these for when I meet foreigners
Just make sure they're in the mood for it. Could be a recipe for a pretty awkward tour, and no tip. Although if their not American, you probably aren't getting a tip anyway right?
@alexhuffvn of course, gotta watch the moods, I tend to reject any tips Americans give me anyways 😉
Weird how they can tip but don't wanna pay more in taxes for the overall wellbeing of society?
@@chickeyy1792 bc most of the time taxes just goes into useless bs
@chickeyy1792 pretty simple: one is generosity, one is theft.
3:13 You missed an easy one for Chile.
" Hey you guys stole the Texas flag!"
As an American Texan I approve of this message
The one he said wasn't even that bad, I love any love my Latin brothers get
“Que bonito se ve el moai en el museo británico”
Te Texans: "Hey, you guys stole the Chilean flag!"
At least Pisco wasn’t mentioned, because we all know it’s Chilean.
Greetings from Chile 🇨🇱 (the best country of Chile)
For the non Singaporean’s, eating and drinking on the train can give you a fine of up to SG$1500 because it’s difficult cleaning food. Same thing for chewing gum, which is why we banned it. Also, we are animals who like to mark our territory, so when we found a table, we place tissue packets to tell people, “Hey, I left this here to tell you I own this table.”
Oh so it's like Germans with their towels at pools
In korea people often leave their phone or purse to keep their table. It was such a shock to me coming from Europe hahah
You can still chew gum, but you can't sell it. many Singaporeans go to Malaysia to buy gum TvT (including me)
What territory? You guys only have a City in the name of a territory/country...!
@@nitrogamer534 I was referring as if Singaporeans are animals, thus the word territory. Just like an animal keeping is den safe, Singaporeans put Tissue packets to save their seat in a restaurant for example.
3:35 bro, calling Colombia Columbia was the smallest detail, but the one guaranteed to cause the most rage. Literally genius.
As Polish that pissed me off SO MUCH. Great video tho
P.S. What pisses poles off is also when people say "Maria Curie" instead of "Maria Skłodowska - Curie"
*We call her Marie Curie, not Maria
@@frafraplanner9277 even worse
"Mary _Skibidibop-mm-dada_ Cyurie."
I went to poland once. My favorite city of DANZIG. Love you too bro:)
@@andreasaanensen7967 BRESLAU would work as well, I think.
"I'm Korean though I can make that joke" That might have pissed off the Koreans more than the joke
아괜찮아. 그냥 농담이야.
日本🇯🇵No。１！
I'm Korean and its fine, spreading "awareness" is a key
I didn't get it! What does it mean?
@@brittneyleighba Oh, alot of americans will call themselves by their heritage instead of their citizenship, like every other country. For example in this case an american might call themselves korean, despite not being born in korea or having korean citizenship.
Wanna piss Portugal off: Your Brazilian language is not that difficult.
Let Moors rule again!
"Oh, wasn't Portugal colonized by Brazil? Oh, you weren't? Spain then?" - actual conversation I've had before
Not say Portugal... Say little Brazil is better!
"When are you guys getting independence from Brazil?"
As a portuguese, i hate this so much.
2:25 That’s supposed to be Burundi, not Bulgaria, also, at 7:52 you have Jamaica as Ivory Coast and at 15:23 it’s supposed to be South Sudan, not Oman.
Those are intentional
@@jordiibrahimPlease explain how ? Because there's nothing in common
@@coucoubrandy1079it is just like a bait- he is baiting us into commenting about these issues so that the video gets more interactions
as a french person I can confirm we have the best food!
*eats italian food*
As someone with family in the region, let's say that my favorite food originated from southern France, northern Italy and western Switzerland 😁
My friend Kermit the Frog went to Paris but haven't return yet have you seen him?
To be fair, French Italian food is better than the British Italian one. But I have a huge qualm about the fact that you put Nutella on sushi. I will go to war over this.
@@komododragon410 🤣🤣
I was in Paris last year and had some amazing Couscous and Thai food :)
2:00 as a German, I smiled just a bit :)
... and then started crying because our football team got really shitty right after they took home the cup.
Well, basically the same thing happened to us. We beat Germany in the 2002 final, took the cup home, and then everything went downhill after that.😭
*Germanistani
In all honesty tho Gundogan has been your greatest midfielder in the last 10 years after Kroos
They decided to go out with a bang before becoming bad.
Happend France too, win and than lose 😂
Him getting his house robbed changed him
He started his villain arc
1:18 🇧🇩 That's actually one of the only facts that make Bangladesh popular. Also Bangladesh have the largest beach.
5:31 The 'Scandinavian' line is indeed one of the greatest insults, but if you are looking to make even more Finnish enemies:
- ask about alcohol
- ask 'Pratar du svenska?' instead of 'Do you speak English?'
- compliment Sweden
- talk about your usual lovely outdoor activities in autumn
Calling Denmark the happiest country was a good one, too.
As a Finn, Barbs let us off lightly... Unlike that asswhooping that was the Sweden bit.
i always just assume you speak swedish and proceed to do it :D
as a finn i find that calling finland an axis country in ww2 is pretty effective
Also mention their beloved national cartoon troll and call him and his girlfriend and parents "hippos"
"PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION"
-Barbs
It was a question,
And the answer is No,
English 🇺🇸 Portuguese 🇧🇷 Spanish 🇲🇽
Hello
english 🇮🇳
@@andalilbitqueer
English 🇦🇺
French 🇨🇩
Italian 🇸🇲
German 🇱🇮
Dutch 🇸🇷
@@Chadian777Russian 🇧🇾
'Hey North Korea of Africa!'
'Hey North Korea of Central Asia!'
My favorites 😂
as a nigerian when i heard the scam thing i was fine but when the “why are you running” came along i gave a heavy eye roll with the sigh 😭 it does kinda work
GOOD ENOUGH I’LL TAKE IT ❤️🇳🇬
I am also Nigerian here lol
@@Yonaqusfawesome !! i’m yoruba ❤
lmao in this video you got complimented more then insulted
@@limajose4010maybe
The India one was so good. Even saying speak in hindu instead of indian would work
Brazilians are not offended by bringing up the 7x1. Our players sucked. Our team was mentally absent from the match. Now say we speak Spanish and our capital is Buenos Aires and you’ll get WW3.
I know another one that i never even knew was a thing until last year, and ive honestly been laughing about i ever since.
Well, I'm still hurt by the 7-1, but yeah. You add some salt to the injury
I like your capital Buenos Aires, Brazil. Especially that Bossa Nova came from Argentina. Best country ever!
😅 tbh sounds like you're kinda offended by it being brought up...
"Haha 7x1 amirite??"
"7x1.......em que esporte?"
"Uhh s-- soc-- uhhhhh"
The second Oman is supposed to be South Sudan, just in case anyone was confused. Otherwise well done!
I was curious to see what Grenada would get but that total brush off of the entire lesser Antilles genuinely pissed me off. Well played, love from 🇬🇩.
I thought the exact same thing from Trinidad
The Egypt one pissed me off and I'm not even Egyptian
They were black!!!!
me as an egyptian:
@@absiyehassan36 no they werent
They were black 👍🏾
@@Mazigarothey were not black they were not white either. They were brown
I was about to comment how that 7-1 joke is so old and unfunny, but then realized that's exactly what makes it annoying
You're right, but he could have made it much worse lol
@@andrefiliks Like the May 1st 1994 joke...
@@potatogirlcultist19Or January 9th, 2023.
@@andrefiliksfavelas 🥳
The Borat impression for Kazakhstan is insane
5:31 Who hurt you???
-Sincerely, introverted Finn.
I am Finnish and I too am seriously introverted.
What are you gonna do, politely ask him to leave?
-sincerely, a Dutch with an existential crisis (also known as ambivert)
I was seriously expecting for him to just say "Sweden" and end it there
Alright I was expecting some political or stereotypical stuff about Russia like "Crimea" or "riding bears", but "NA zdorovie" for cheers was just evil, good job!
I've been playing this game for years....
I was expecting jokes about credit cards hahahah
@@GeographyNowI didn't expect "don't shake hands over doorway", kudos to you!
@@GeographyNow Nice
Maybe Russia could be like “so you arnt having any ‘Russian’ children, might as well call the whole federation Chechnya”
Congrats on riding the line between factual, ironic, entertaining and educational all at the same time as being truthful, informative and humorous.
❤
A Sri Lankan 🇱🇰
I met an American while playing cod.
I said I am from Sri Lanka.
According to those few words,
Sri Lanka is part of India, I can't be a Buddhist, (Buddhism is a religion in China, right? Not a religion in South Asia?) I'm a Hindu and worship cows, I'm a committed vegetarian, he guessed that I'm good at math.
He asks, what is your favorite food? I say Biryani. He replies..."I also like vegetarian". Another day he asks. "I have this exam Calculus, can you answer it for me? I can pay you."
I'm not even complaining, it's funny
Australian here - LOVE Sri Lanka! What an amazing country!
Calling biltong beef jerky in south africa is worse than a war crime
didn't care for the other comments about SA, but that one was atrocious
showed it to my south african dad and he just left the room looking angry. imagie if he said that NZ was better at rugby tho...
Comparing biltong to beef jerky and braai to BBQ should be an instant ban to enter the country.
I have a South African neighbor and I can confirm this.
Wat is beef jerkey ?
The UK "youre welcome" was PERSONAL
😂😂😂 I had to...
@@GeographyNow My extremely mean response has the shape of "The US is just the UK if we didn't disdain religious extremism" or "A country built by refugees and immigrants, that hates refugees and immigrants". Could also throw something in there about financial inequality being the new class system but based on race rather than just who your parents are but that feels a little too far 🤐
@@GCOSBenbowlmao take ur collectivism elsewhere leftist
As an American historian with an amateur interest in Egyptology, the one about Egypt made me roll my eyes the hardest. Well played, good sir.
Honestly, you should consider doing one for the U.S. states. "So, I heard about this city in Michigan called Toledo - it's a really nice place, wanna visit?"
Georgia - Hey, I just went to Clemson and I LOOOOOOVED their university-grown peaches! SOO good! Hey, UGA, you should go learn something from them. Also, why did your football team copy the Packers logo?
as a michigander, its already working 😂
I know nothing about US geography but I'd watch that 💀
-someone from UAE
5:31 Barbs decided to stay friend by not insulting Salmiakki
The balls on Barbs for the Egypt bit lmao
Yeah that one annoys everyone 😂
I’ve heard that one SO MANY times
@@GeographyNowapparently Beethoven was black too
My people never fail to amaze me
Cleopatra wasn't black, but almost the rest of the faraohs were actually black
@@bababababababa6124no! He just looked Black
‘Oh, Australian Football? That’s basically just like rugby, right?’ would be another one for Australia
@MattSanders-hp4qp Airline pilot: Welcome to Perth. Please set your watches back three hours and 30 years.
The best one is to talk about the internet speeds or NBN in general
14:48 calling biltong "beef jerky" made have a mini rage
Same lol
Kinda pissed me off with the coloureds😂
If he had mentioned the FIFA World Cup qualifiers and the ban on vuvuzelas, maybe I would've ticked
yeah that was rage inducing, LOL
For Germany, he should have paused like he was gonna say something, and then said “too easy”
For the smaller Oceanian countries, I'm surprised he didn't say "Non-American Hawaii 1" etc.
Cambodia: Everyone looks so young here! What's their secret?
Oooooh that's a dark one, I like it
Ouch
How to annoy the Irish:
"I love Dublin, one of my favorite places in England!"
As an Irish what pisses me off is when Americans tell me they're just as Irish as I am because their great great great grandmother was 1/4 Irish 🤣💀 also I'm from Northern Ireland and when people tell me I'm not really irish but British 🥲🙃
I’ve already annoyed an Irish, when I needed an Australian to translate the Irish’s English to me (a Singaporean) 😂
"Potatoes are a compromise, not a food."
- Archer to Cú Chulainn in Fate/Stay night UBW Abridged.
easier to piss them off is to say that Dublin is exactly like London
7:25 If you added a map, people would have a stroke out of rage 🤣🤣🤣
"oh you lesbians are great"
this didn't even piss me off i just started laughing
Hello from the south
rightt that was just funny 😂😂
@@IlayShrikidemolished
@@asliddinochilov4341 good joke now come to Gaza😚
@@IlayShriki where? I don't see such country.
No Vatican? I guess the joke was too easy
He probably didn't include it because they're not a full UN member, they're an Observer State.
@@ajs787That’s literally the point of the joke
@@potential_musicoh I thought it was gonna be a pdf file joke since there's only religious figures there
PDF files
@@potential_music A few comments already touched on it, but I was under the impression that "the joke" meant, well, that.
As an Iranian, that "speak arabic" thing has happened to me multiple times in the west, and I can confirm that it pissed me off every single time 😂😅
I laughed hard on Iranian one! I am from Armenia but have met lots of Iranians in Europe at the university I was a student and people from Nordic countries who did not know who are the Iranians were saying " ohhh so You guys can understand Lebanese and Syrians" 😂 it surely pissed my Iranian classmates off!!
Love from Armenia to You!! 💜
What happened to farsi
Do u still speak it or diaglect of Arabic is mostly spoken now
@@rutikpatil7771 we have always spoken it and still speaking it to this day
ما رو با عرب ها یکی نکنید لطفا فقط کافیه یه نگاه به نقشه جهان بندازید تا ببینید که ما دو کشور متفاوت هستیم، زبان کاملا متفاوتی داریم و اصلا چرا باید از اولش ما به زبون اونا حرف بزنیم درحالی که تاریخ مون ازشون قدیمی تره و شباهت بعضی کلمات بخاطر انتقال شون از ایران به کشور های عربی هستش. به عنوان یه ایرانی به ملت خودم افتخار میکنم.
9:45 "I didn't expect that from a Chinese colony" *laughs in Malaysian Chinese
The fact bro might’ve misspelled some of them on purpose adds insult to injury 😭💀
Greece is just south Macedonia,
change my mind
OHHHHH THAT’S A GOOD ONE
Lmaoooo
This one is actually better than the one in the video.
is that why the country is called NORTH Macedonia
@@Black.Templar_002DAMN yoooooo all this time Macedonia was just being the ultimate troll adding "North" when Greece pressured for a name change
"Oh, and can you take my picture at the Ausch--" I can't do that either.
OOOOOOHHH That would’ve been DARK!!! 😂😂😅😅
I love how you couldn't break the spaghetti =)
🤣 Love from Sicily!
A better joke for Italy could’ve been “pizza really popular here, I think I’ll add pineapple as a topping” 😂🇮🇹🤦🏼♂️
That title was *not* clickbait. I truly *did* get pissed off when i saw the Moldova one.
How's that whole Transnistria thing going? Are they Transnistrian male or female?
@@astraltints626
answer to question 1: nothing much going on
ok now what in the name of Ştefan the Great is the second question 💀
@@navelle4transgender joke
For Costa Rica: wow, what a beautiful Island!
For Chile: I just saw a Moai a the British museum, it’s great you gifted it to the British empire!
For Nicaragua: your culture is basically the same as Costa Rica, right?
As a Italo-Costa Rican I laughed out loud so much when he said ''rich Mexicans''
As a Chilean, this one hits hard xD
Another one for Costa Rica: calling it Puerto Rico. Also saying that it's all jungle and beaches.
As a costa rican, I'm not particulary offended by those stereotypes because they are more naive/ignorant than malicious.
And yes, we do have our problems, so it's nice that we don't give a worse impression.
I really thought Barbs would call us "Island Mexico"
as a Chilean, we don't really give a damn about that 1 moai the British have.
As an Indonesian living in The Netherlands, I am offended by Brunei's, East Timor's, Indonesia's, Malaysia's, and The Netherlands' jokes. Hahahhahaa
The Indonesia one is correct tho? I can't find the punchline
@@thegreatleaderjimpickens7919 Bali is a province in Indonesia, part of Indonesia. The punchline is that many people think that Bali is a separate country from Indonesia
@oktabramantio4709 Quite interesting since they were not one of the parts that did definitely not want to be part of Indonesia (and became due to US pressure after Sukarno went the Russians).
@@Treinbouwer huh sorry. What?
@@TreinbouwerBunch of nonsense.
12:43 the easter european thing has been going on for sooooo long and even polish people are agruing, but the line that our language is basicly russian got me
no way. i just told to my polish friend that i thought he had a russian accent 😭😭
The Poland was both the most savage and the funniest one
Ah, Poland is just West-Russia.
Alternatively, Poland is just Prussia/Eastern-Germany.
Alternatively, hey, that's OUR car!
Or extra alternatively Barbs is trying to start the next world war.....
6:07 "The Turkish republic of Germanistan" 🤣🤣
Well, they are "Otto-men"
15.33 is also great 😂
That made me rage in different ways like number 1 those people belong to us, doesn't matter where they come from, when they are allowed to live in germany, they will always be german. But number 2, that name sounds kind of like the caliphate some people wanted to create in germany, and that is not ok. Well, all in all I know it was only meant as a joke
@@kilimandscharo4813 Yea it was meant as a joke. No need to ruin it with ur fallacies.
@@kilimandscharo4813 At least he should have called it Almanistan, because a) Germany is Almanya in Turkish and Almaniyya in Arabic b) it pisses of some Germans to be called "Almans"
I’m so glad you are diversifying your content and trying new things!!
7:00 I thought bro was going to say Chai Tea
You could always say.... "Food is better in Singapore" and "I love Nasi Lemak in Singapore. It's so good!" to a Malaysian 😆
I lived in KL for a couple of years and visited Singapore a few times. Even I (an Iranian), get pissed when people start talking about Singaporean food 😅
Don't start.. 🤨
-Indonesia
dude this is one of my fav vids now ngl
The Italian part with "it is worthy of every death threat", yes, there you earned the like for the video :D
6:15 I think ur about to be in that coffin dance
3:43 you can make this joke about ANY former colony
Lol I mean... You're not wrong....
lol this is Nigerians and Indians with the UK
@@GeographyNowoh
Not all of it, but quite some
And I rather live in NZ or Ireland if I could choose other than ny country, even though my last colonizers were British
Reverse colonization eh
"gUh'DoI, mOiTe, HoW aH YAHUR? WoUlD yOo LoIkE s'M MAHMOITE wItH yEh ShRiMpS oN tHe BAHBEE? DEENGOH AYTE YO BAYBEE"
Gets me every time 🤣
I was like "eh, that ain't bad at all, we even joke about that ourselves"
but then he said the thing about Fosters being our national beer and I was "WHAT? OH NO MATE GET OUTTA HERE"
@@lucindamakin1262 I could accept the 'Marmite' gaffe - it's Vegemite - but Foster's? 'So, you have chosen... death.'
Better joke: 'You Australians are very tolerant and easy-going...until Aboriginal people demand a voice, am I right?'
(Also Australia is the reason for the Nauru joke - asylum seekers who've been shipped there.)
As a Minnesotan, I can't tell if he was trying to piss off Norway or Minnesota... 😅
Yes
Norway's the only one I didnt get at all is it an American joke thing? Please explain
@@Amelia-vk4jtPeople in Minnesota tend to be descendants of Scandinavian people like Norwegians , Swedes , etc.
@@Amelia-vk4jt Also he was doing a badly exaggerated Minnesoooota accent.........that I'm also badly mimicking with my spelling of Minnesoooota, doncha knooooo?
Think Barbs spent part of his childhood there so was just looking for an excuse to do that
@@wheeliebeast7679 NGL feel like Norway got robbed of a joke doubt most Norwegians know anything about Minnesota except that it's a state in the USA, no offense
1:51
As a bosnian:
*Yes.* We wright this way because of Republic of Srpska, Brčko district and Federation of Bosnia and Hercegovina. The cyrillic one is serbian, and the latin one is croatian and bosnian. Amd because of something , its has the same speach
You could have gone with a much simplier one for Ireland "Wait, you're a seperate country? Why? I though you were part of Britain?".
Speaking of Britain: "Oh man, I LOVED Edinburgh! It was probably my favorite city in England!"
Or Cromwell was a freedom fighter. An S tier way to get the Irish to lob mortar rounds at his statue.
no calling the republic of ireland "south ireland" would piss people more
Im a bulgarian myself, and i hear "are you russian" or "sorry i dont speak russian" way too much when i talk, this is so true
and also the thing with Macedonia is also true (they don't exist they are part of us the whole time, just autonomous)
Macedonia or North Macedonia?
So noticeable how he insulted bulgarians, polaks and ukrainians with being similar to russians. Not even fun anymore :(
@@ЗачиняєвДенис i mean... we are all slavic, what'd you expect
Keep on dreaming of Ohrid as capital of Bulgaria 😂😂😂. We were brainwashed during communism, now thanks to EU passport, all Macedonians are free to express themselves as B'lgari 😂. I miss communism!
Spoken like a true Bulgarian
14:25 Never heard someone call us "Yugo-Slovakia" lol - "Czechoslovakia" sure, but never "Yugo"
In Dutch it is pronounced as yugoslavia as well (joegoslavie)
@@MrHenkkkiethey are not the same thing
@@kyh148 yes you're right, confusion 🫠
yee. and czechs got cat food lmao what does that even mean😅
@@fengmainbigbrain2291 hey, Czech here. It's a food called "paštika"(pasty?), it looks like cat food 😂. You can search up what it's made of, I'm pretty sure it's similar to cat food. We Czechs love it though (I don't really 😮)
Great video . Here have some chai tea
Some of these are so human and observational. I'm impressed with the length of this video too, I feel like only you could do it.
you gotta build up a lot of earnestness and goodwill to pull off something like this
as a tunisian i've never been offended like this before :] thanks for unlocking a new feeling inside of me.
As a Moroccan who has been to Tunisia, I was amazed at how similar our countries are.
PS. mine is more authentic 🙃
@@mehdiimmahder4764 These are not Algerians bro, they won't get triggered and attack you. They'll just accept it and be depressed in the corner.
@mehdiimmahder4764 the countries are similar for a reason you need to do a simple research and you'll quickly realize why! And yes Morocco is the authentic one, no hard feelings to our Tunisian brothers their country is beautiful and so are the people💕
@@xAnonymousComediathey shouldn't be depressed because we're only stating facts our history is intertwined for a reason no hate on our part..
Not gonna lie, for the US bit I was expecting some sass about the metric system being superior. I've seen that tick SO many Americans off.
I'm American and I agree with them. Our measurement system is a freaking joke
I dont beliv in Jesus
Well we do use metrics in certain areas like in the military and anything science related, but it probably be a big hassle to convert everything to metrics especially since all of our cars go by mph.
@@brandonlyon730 So you do use it when it's about something important?
"You know for someone who talks a lot of sh-t about Belgium you guys sure love leaving your country to live there"
Me who lives in 🇨🇩 : *cutely punches my phone for the 45 time of the year*
How to piss off Barbe:
- So your house has been robbed, so you insult the whole world?
🤣🤣🤣
@@GeographyNowHehehehheh
This dude about to speedrun WW3 already💀
Ww3 but they all unite to take him down
As a (black) American, the Egypt one pissed me off😭 the pandering is so incredibly embarrassing in this country, as if I’m not smart enough to literally RESEARCH Cleopatra. Luckily for me, I’m not gullible 😂
4:13 that´s actually way more funny than frustrating (we do have a little drinking problem over here).
4:26 …can we mention that the lowest point in Africa Lake Assal…is also in Djibouti
So it has a giant crack in it and a really deep hole. Wow Djibouti really wasn't even given a chance.
That's just low.
The worst way to piss off a Croatian that's worse than saying "so let met get this straight. You have yhe coastline but you lose to serbia that is landlocked in water polo?". Say to someone who says they're a croatian (or a croat who doesn't geographically come from the country but rather has the ethnicity) "Don't you mean your a yugoslav??"
But aren't Yugoslavs from Slovakia?
Aren't you an annoying jungkook kpop stan that gets pissed if someone says they aren't into kpop?
Wait, your languages are separate from serb?
7:30 To me, as an italian, the thing that pisses me off is when foreigners say that we switched sides in WW2. The Kingdom of Italy surrendered to the Allies while the north was still lead by Mussolini/Nazi Germany. I don't know where this "Italy switched sides in WW2" thing came out, and i get mad every time i see it.
But the pasta thing is worse right?
"Hola, como estas?" ...Hey, can't you understand me? Isn't Italian, like, a dialect of Spanish?
Maybe they're getting it confused with WW1 😌
Sorry man. The whole "Italy switching sides" thing is just what we're taught in school. It's just another school system screw-up
@@andyjay729I'm not even italian and that pissed me off 💀
2:25 You probably meant Burundi but instead got Bulgaria for a second time. Both times were spot on though 😂
As a Polish guy I must say the Poland one got me real good😂
Yeah, That one got me too!
Polish remover 💅 : 😊
Polish remover 🇷🇺🇩🇪 : ☠️☠️
But it was facts 🤷♂️
@@VeyaMeowYou understand the word joke right?
2:45 As a Canadian myself that mad me AGNRY so you did a good job at how to make Canadians angry
Love you guys 🇺🇸❤️🇨🇦
The United States, it’s like the only country that can get you guys mad and still be friends afterwards
Northwest passage should be international 😊
@@komododragon410 NO
@@GeographyNowI was SO mad, you can’t even begin to know. As a French Canadian, I felt attacked by that "territory of the US" one. Nothing personal, but I might forget saying "sorry" to you. 😂
As a Mozambican person, I was NOT expecting for my country to be mentioned at all, but here I am, rolling on the floor and plesantly surprised. Lmao new sub