Majima: *gets foot massage* (**internal screams of pain**) Also Majima: Took bullets, got tortured by his boss, got tiger dropped by Kiryu more times than anyone can count, and also took a baseball to the head. (**No reaction.**)
@@akiru5167 Somehow the attack power is way weaker than Rush, basically it's fist counterpart, so this is a theory that Majima doesn't fight well with feet due to how painful or worn-out it feels during battle. He maybe fast, but lacks attack power.
He gets punched, stabbed and shot but what causes him the most pain is a foot massage... That is why you gotta love the Yakuza franchise for making characters like Kiryu and Majima, badasses not the typical badass clichés but badasses in their own ways.
The receptionist: this process can be very painful you sure? Majima probably: Pft I’ve been tiger dropped more times then there’s days in a century, I’ll be fine 5 minutes later Majima dying noises can be heard from the lobby
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This is the most pain he has ever experienced in his life, and he was tiger dropped by Kiryu more than once
And tortured by his boss' men
An adrenaline filled fight and a massage from Makoto probably hit different
I've tiger dropped Majima for like, 5,000 times now. And a foot massage, is what destroys him?
Majima: Took a baseball to the side of the head and laughs it off like it’s nothing
Also majima during the feet massage: EEEEYYAAAAAHEYOOOOO
Majima: *gets foot massage* (**internal screams of pain**)
Also Majima: Took bullets, got tortured by his boss, got tiger dropped by Kiryu more times than anyone can count, and also took a baseball to the head. (**No reaction.**)
this is why he got breakdance too many times and he got foot massage pain
The feet are his weak points
I wonder why kiryu won't hit majima in his foot while he's on the ground
that would be too cruel
I wonder...
Why does majima use his legs and feet to fight in breaker (I think or his dance one idk been a while since I've seen the game)
@@deswoodwdcollar8843 because he is such a break dancer and they use their legs a ton
@@akiru5167 Somehow the attack power is way weaker than Rush, basically it's fist counterpart, so this is a theory that Majima doesn't fight well with feet due to how painful or worn-out it feels during battle. He maybe fast, but lacks attack power.
His crazy speed comes at a price💀
literal Achilles' heel
😂 My man gets tortured by Autotune and foot massages I feel him
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I'm fine.
he is in more pain than he was when he was shot
He gets punched, stabbed and shot but what causes him the most pain is a foot massage... That is why you gotta love the Yakuza franchise for making characters like Kiryu and Majima, badasses not the typical badass clichés but badasses in their own ways.
The receptionist: this process can be very painful you sure?
Majima probably: Pft I’ve been tiger dropped more times then there’s days in a century, I’ll be fine
5 minutes later
Majima dying noises can be heard from the lobby
why does this have 1k views
🤣 cause I think it's just the reaction is flawless 🤣
because majima
Because a certain corner of the internet loves stuff like this
Majima footjob
Because it's majima