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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  ปีที่แล้ว +424

    do you think overtime you could eat a plastic bottle, if so how long would it take you? subscribe if u are able and like if you are able

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  ปีที่แล้ว +59

      i think it would take me 739 days

    • @SomeSeagrass
      @SomeSeagrass ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5 days

    • @Cody.357
      @Cody.357 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Of course I could eat a plastic bottle

    • @RingRhino
      @RingRhino ปีที่แล้ว +17

      One minute, just give me some condiments

    • @Tiny_Thompson
      @Tiny_Thompson ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1 hour

  • @badlydrawn7476
    @badlydrawn7476 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I burst out laughing at "anyone else smile at old people just to show ur one of the good ones?" because I felt seen/called out

    • @_uwu_9992
      @_uwu_9992 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i subconsciously do that every time I met eyes with people but now seems like a waste of energy when I have my face covered

    • @2weiteiler
      @2weiteiler ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I smile everytime I'm outside everywhere, to show that it's a good day and that there is reason or at least the possibility for them to be happy too.
      And also it does feel really good to just be happy even if it has no specific reason. Because when you can be happy, why you shouldn't be it then?

  • @SpiritArcticfox
    @SpiritArcticfox ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    Isn’t every tweet questionable

    • @ng2371
      @ng2371 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      This comment is questionable

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  ปีที่แล้ว +289

      stop making us question everything

    • @DTAM-Aviation290
      @DTAM-Aviation290 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@VaazkLShorts why

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@DTAM-Aviation290 good question, but please stop questioning

    • @ιεα
      @ιεα ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@VaazkLShorts why should we ever stop questioning?

  • @Wintersateyourshowerhead
    @Wintersateyourshowerhead ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "Name a behavoir thar isn't labeled as a form of mental illness but you feel like it should be?"
    Everytime your walking you HAVE to stay on some sort of color or line. It just feels so right

  • @william42721
    @william42721 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    If your teacher told you about the boy who swung too far and cracked his head open I think we all had the same teacher...

    • @austinthedino
      @austinthedino ปีที่แล้ว +9

      funny story when my sister was in kindergarden the teacher told her that same story but that the kid survived and that it was 4 years ago well i was in her class 4 years ago and that never happened ps she also told me the same story and that it was 4 years ago

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Having your arm outside the window of a car, you get that Herman story loosing his arm

    • @Rasyidi7
      @Rasyidi7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My teacher just told me about this today for the 1000th time

    • @lampy1801
      @lampy1801 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skootergirl22 my teacher tells me stories about the guy who was sleeping with a book on his head so ink fell on his face

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ik that and cross eyes getting stuck

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I went to a technical school so our teachers would say stuff more like "see that machine over there? Someone lost a finger on that thing, if you don't believe me go ask them they're one of the professors" and it was always true, must be nice getting more mundane accident stories like someone falling off a chair.

  • @SanitelTheSanitiser
    @SanitelTheSanitiser ปีที่แล้ว +306

    the Schrödinger's Douchebag one is literally me but without the offensive things

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      So... Schrodinger's Desperate for Approval?

    • @indigo.skulls
      @indigo.skulls ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@danielmantell8751 ow

    • @definitely.not.lulu.
      @definitely.not.lulu. ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same, like it’s not offensive, I’m just awkward and unfunny

    • @chocolatwo4504
      @chocolatwo4504 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@danielmantell8751 A punch in my stomach would have hurt less.

    • @velvetthunder3856
      @velvetthunder3856 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@danielmantell8751😂😂😂damn!

  • @TemnotaVoronya1243
    @TemnotaVoronya1243 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I get aches in my heart a ton for no reason, every time I'm like, "Get the Seinfeld outro ready"
    Edit: okie btw "a ton" is a really big exaggeration. But ty for those recommending trying to seek an answer. I fine though :)
    And Tysm for all the likes!

    • @blenderpain8249
      @blenderpain8249 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mhmm, heart murmurs.

    • @Demmmit
      @Demmmit ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If you sleep on your left side a lot, change to your right. Stopped it for me

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same... And it's always nothing and I'm disappointed, lol.

    • @TemnotaVoronya1243
      @TemnotaVoronya1243 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Demmmit I sleep on my back

    • @BigGoronSword
      @BigGoronSword ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Why does every person at the grocery store feel like my enemy"
      Because you're either in their way as they restock, other customers don't want you to grab the last box of Honey Bnches of Oats (and vice versa), and cashiers would rather you do self-checkout.

  • @MSRooky350z
    @MSRooky350z ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The guy who got fed, f and then send home was probably the happiest guy in his town... not sure where she was going xD

  • @hyacinth6451
    @hyacinth6451 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I like the way you read everything, because it sounds like my internal dialogue. A lot of the other channels that read internet posts put too much emotion into it and I end up turning the audio off

  • @ozzyfromscotland
    @ozzyfromscotland ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i love how people compare how many of a certain animal there is compared to humans by how many scottish people would have to fight them, ive seen it with ants and penguins too

  • @cinematicedits4029
    @cinematicedits4029 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Mild panic lmao, so relatable.

  • @asleepyb0i400
    @asleepyb0i400 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    0:30 no but I remember my elementary art teacher telling the class that one of her students was pulling on the chords kids pinned their drawings to, and one end snapped off, whipped back at him, and split his eyeball in two.

    • @froog2
      @froog2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      for me is was the same thing, just with jackets. i hated winter in 5th grade because my jacket was so damn BIG

    • @worldwidefunnyguy
      @worldwidefunnyguy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@froog2 bruh in middle school with uniforms they expected us to stuff them in those tiny lockers along with our backpack and other things ☠️

    • @elles_corner
      @elles_corner ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that reminds me of the way fidget spinners got banned from my old school
      apparently a kid was spinning a fidget spinner too close to his eye and his eye was plucked out

    • @lynashmcmash4427
      @lynashmcmash4427 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I was in middle school my teacher once told us how she (as a student) had always kept her pencils super sharp out of necessity. There was another kid standing behind her and idk exactly what happened but she gestured her pencil-wielding arm backwards and poked him in the eye. Moral is… there is such thing as “too sharp” and always look behind you?

    • @asleepyb0i400
      @asleepyb0i400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @new
      Omfg I think I know what you’re talking about. In my middle school, we had these super cheap lockers that only really fitted our backpacks and maybe a book or two. But if we carried around our backpacks, we’d get sent to the VPO and get the harshest punishment you’d imagine for such a minuscule thing. Another problem was that the locks often jammed and wouldn’t open, so in 8th grade I never used mine, and just carried around a huge bloated binder. They said we had to keep our stuff in our lockers for “safety reasons.”
      Ironically enough, when I went into high school, they didn't give us lockers for that very same reason, and it was the norm to carry our backpacks around.

  • @_rj261
    @_rj261 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:45 Me being the guy, being in this situation should be an honor. Very few things can or will distract me while I'm enjoying a game, and ADHD means it's very likely that I'll forget about the distraction during the round, no matter how important. So me actually managing to remember that I was texting someone before the round started would mean a lot.

  • @klaytonb9609
    @klaytonb9609 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The thing is, those random pains in specific areas of your body are pretty damn scary. For all we know, that one random pain could REALLY be the one.
    A few weeks ago I had a sharp pain go up my left arm into my shoulder and I told my friend how I felt and I asked him to keep an eye on me just in case because I thought I was having a heart attack.
    Spoiler alert I totally died of cardiac arrest at the ripe old age of 20 years old

  • @skeletonking2501
    @skeletonking2501 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There feels like 10 layers of repressed trauma under every single one of these.

  • @Dreamora-lorekeeper
    @Dreamora-lorekeeper ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The parents screaming themselves bloody because you can't memorize multiplication tables - I think I just found the root cause of my math anxieties and internal panic surrounding numbers.

  • @Kyle_Reese
    @Kyle_Reese ปีที่แล้ว +27

    For 1:00 this is relatable
    60% of my thoughts constantly have a little story in my head of a little guy who looks like a butler who has really great swordfighting skills
    25% is me replaying the same verse of my favorite songs/popular songs because i only remember that one
    10% is remembering that i couldve said something smarter in an older memory of a conversation that was years ago
    5% is just thinking about turning my life around and learning to improve and enjoy
    2:18 took my big bros phone and started roleplaying on their official school group 💀 did dumbass shit back then + his teacher was going to confront me and him for the dumb shit i did on the group chat

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A drive through for anything that could be listed under grandma’s cooking!

  • @ghosty5478
    @ghosty5478 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "what do women even want?" "the population of Scotland"

  • @-aid4084
    @-aid4084 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:50 the snail cannot be killed, you never said thee snail couldn't be stopped, so I will simply suspend it up with string glued to it's shell, or encase it in resin. just pouring a mix onto it would be enough to render it unable to move, and once hardened there is no hope. free $$$$

  • @m3m3z62
    @m3m3z62 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:52 It's worse when it's one after another, like you have to CONSTANTLY keep up that comical speed

  • @ericmacdonald6790
    @ericmacdonald6790 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn’t realize space day was a Morgan freeman tweet that’s not a questionable tweet

  • @derpsterYT
    @derpsterYT ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:30 me and my friends had a chair swinging contest once, all of us fell and bashed our heads, nobody died or had to go to the office. I'm convinced our skulls are harder than diamonds.

  • @nikmrn
    @nikmrn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:04 That is literally "Earth hour" but for an entire day

  • @Jaemuil
    @Jaemuil ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:31 happened to me. Realized that cooking is not just for women, not even really for women, and thought i should've picked the cooking lessons at school instead of graphics design. I realized that cooking is a much more valuable skill than you think and definitely more valuable than graphics design. My mom told me that cooking is for women, not for men. And the entire time i was thinking "Then why are the chefs at the restaurant men? Arent the greatest cooks in the world men too?". So message to all my pre-teen buddies reading this: Unless its common sense, do not listen to your mother

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever7473 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:00 local study finds out at least 30 percent of people are NPCs. More at 11.

  • @Gefehhka
    @Gefehhka 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I get heartaches when I eat something way too sweet and my family has a history of having/dying of cardiac arrest, so everytime I'm like "Oh god it's happening!"

  • @Warninn
    @Warninn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:06 LITERALLY EVERYONE WANTS THIS and it should be every month or even week amazing stuff

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoa, let's not get crazy here. Stars are cool and all but I've got a lot of electricity things to do most nights. Once a year sounds good. If you want more just go to the desert or something.

    • @wuphatlizar2541
      @wuphatlizar2541 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danielmantell8751once a year is enough agreed

  • @manlyman2624
    @manlyman2624 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:11 thank you I thought I was the only one who felt this, I’m an extremely even keeled person and barely anything changes my disposition and emotion, whenever I achieve something I just kinda think “alright what’s next”

    • @keylimepie3143
      @keylimepie3143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just graduated from university earlier this month. the entire time I wasn't sure what I was doing and feeling unaccomplished. Like even my insurance nurse is more thrilled over my graduation than I am. I'd be in a regular phone call check in and she would express how much she'd be celebrating in my situation, and in my mind I got absolutely no plans or intentions for anything special, didn't even consider it. Honestly if anything I simply feel lost as time trudges onwards.

    • @Gabriel_JudgeofHell
      @Gabriel_JudgeofHell ปีที่แล้ว

      sam

    • @Idkwuttodo-md9pt
      @Idkwuttodo-md9pt ปีที่แล้ว

      Announcer: First place…(insert name)! Congratulations! Is there anything you want to say?
      Me: I’m just here for the money

  • @Jack-ll7di
    @Jack-ll7di ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The final one is so relatable. I need to know why everything but the dialogue is loud, and why it forces me to turn the volume up really high or put on subtitles or both.

  • @Zander360b
    @Zander360b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the second one, it’s always happens were my heart, shit hearts lol.

  • @DrKodateko
    @DrKodateko ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:17 idk man, I've met Scottish people. Most kind and awesome people who could also not just survive an apocalypse, but win one singlehandedly.

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:21 we need to get unicode to add this

  • @randomguyontheinternet6431
    @randomguyontheinternet6431 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m confused about the snail one, couldn’t you just lock it up in a container and never worry about it again

  • @TheAdhdGaming
    @TheAdhdGaming ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:11 panera bread and olive garden would be the definition of money if they had drivethroughs

  • @commondeathadder822
    @commondeathadder822 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:11
    4. Ugly(u sure?)
    5. Not interested in relationships (at the moment, or even ever if you’re like me)

    • @ragdoll1036
      @ragdoll1036 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5 for me 😊👍

  • @breannahidalgo6328
    @breannahidalgo6328 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The snail can't be killed but they didn't say anything about trapping it

    • @F-35BLightningII
      @F-35BLightningII ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally thought about that right before I saw this comment.

  • @thebrandunsafeone7184
    @thebrandunsafeone7184 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This man is somehow more monotone than i am
    Amazing content, 10/10, subscribed

  • @lunaraurora8308
    @lunaraurora8308 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:50 This is one of the reasons the game of Day of Dragons named the “firstborne” dragon “Jrakhon”

  • @isfet5730
    @isfet5730 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:57 Man's got priorities.

  • @DenisBalterDan
    @DenisBalterDan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:26 this is how robbers should be

  • @Dimentio21
    @Dimentio21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:39 As a fast walker, I can confirm that this has happened to me several times and it's annoying 😂

  • @72-d
    @72-d ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Final examinations were exactly questionable than the ambush of these :skull:

  • @TheAussieBlue
    @TheAussieBlue ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't have an internal dialogs, I have an external dialogue because I'm so goddamn angry and I want everyone to know it.

    • @rando5638
      @rando5638 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have internal dialogues when witnesses are present and external _(but quiet)_ angry rants to myself when I'm 100% sure nobody's in earshot.

  • @it-looks-like
    @it-looks-like ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:29 "Revenous yet disdainful" is the shortest term I could come up with

  • @cactusjack854
    @cactusjack854 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The new word for die rather than kitchen food is
    ✨felangrant✨
    (Fuh-lane-grent)

  • @Y_Creato
    @Y_Creato ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:33 Wait, they aren't expensive?!?!?!?!

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're like $5 or some shit. Not adult expensive just kid expensive.

  • @jckstudios7693
    @jckstudios7693 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "There needs to be a word for being very hungry but would rather die than eat any of the food in the kitchen"
    Schrodinger's hunger
    Schrunger
    Idk "schrunger" sounds like a Dr Seuss nonsense word

  • @jakobwhaley5641
    @jakobwhaley5641 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't take meds, ADHD is stuff they can give stuff to deal with but I feel I work better when not on anything, I didn't like the tiredness or lack of hunger I felt most days

    • @gorillanotmosa6366
      @gorillanotmosa6366 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i diddent belive you took it at first but when you said lack of hunger now i 100% believe lol

    • @cassianand0r
      @cassianand0r ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how long did you take them? usually meds have a transition period of like 3-4 weeks to get through that stuff. ADHD also has a lot of different meds they use to treat it as well. ofc there’s both fast and slow release stimulants, but also stuff like strattera which is a little more like an antidepressant, but worked really well for me. tbh it’s really about finding what works best for your body!

    • @gorillanotmosa6366
      @gorillanotmosa6366 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cassianand0r i been taking mine for 2 years side affects are still there

    • @antimatterbee9331
      @antimatterbee9331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand how most people on stimulants have such low appetites. I take a stimulant for my ADHD and it's done nothing to my appetite. It's just one of those things about my life that I guess I'll never understand.

    • @gorillanotmosa6366
      @gorillanotmosa6366 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antimatterbee9331 lucky

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine your car tire going flat due to a monopoly hat peice. That must suck

  • @horizon8727
    @horizon8727 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:56 ask someone else to put it in a tupperware container and bury it in sand on a deserted island. then pay the guy that did that 500k

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed, but I'd have that Tupperware container welded into a metal box as well. Those snails are sneaky bastards.

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever7473 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:03 that and being one of those super lovey dovey couples, often sporting matching fanny packs and iPhones.

  • @LeviathanXDXD
    @LeviathanXDXD ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:41
    That voicecrack was questionable

  • @Scarson13345
    @Scarson13345 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:09 Look up Eric the Eel. 100M freestyle 2000 summer Olympics.

  • @Wotisdistho
    @Wotisdistho ปีที่แล้ว

    I read the one about maths homework and I finally felt understood. So much childhood trauma

  • @amandah2866
    @amandah2866 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hell yes that last one! Is it really THAT hard to make the dislogue louder and everything else quieter?!

  • @Gemstone_Vodka
    @Gemstone_Vodka ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:11 why has nobody thought of this

  • @coolmonkey998
    @coolmonkey998 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    when they second one happened as soon as it finished i got the sharp pain in my lung

  • @gelafriestism
    @gelafriestism ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:40 same story with my friend expect of Mildred, it’s Ramon but I call him Jay bc he says we could him that if we want

  • @mugbug5
    @mugbug5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Scottish could totally fight 114 cars each. They held off the Romans.

  • @funoji9168
    @funoji9168 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:55 This whole picture looks ai-generated

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man, finally someone who can see it's fake. These other people either have really bad eyes or are trolling me.

  • @Ratsos12
    @Ratsos12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    … pasta drive throughs are a thing, I would strongly not recommend eating at them though, just save up an extra $5 over a few weeks and go somewhere slightly nicer.
    Or risk a high likelihood of getting ill and not enjoying your pasta.

  • @isfet5730
    @isfet5730 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:30 Every. Damn. Day.

  • @xSophchii
    @xSophchii ปีที่แล้ว

    That Jonny Kim one hits way too close to home-

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever7473 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:12 so... The Olympics we already have.

  • @Pontiac1929
    @Pontiac1929 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wouldn’t the part of the argument with a dragon thing wouldn’t have Jargon

  • @JS-rv3et
    @JS-rv3et ปีที่แล้ว +5

    okay but dragon/ jragon and mouse flaver cat food are like.... bruh moments

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, mice probably taste pretty gross, and any human that knows what a mouse tastes like probably shouldn't own a cat.

  • @elizabethparga6181
    @elizabethparga6181 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:40 to be fair the only reason I need subtitles is cause I can't understand what the hell they are saying without em even when its loud I just need subtitles

  • @josephadventure4635
    @josephadventure4635 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:26 at least you didn’t have to go through your dad making you write a word 20 extra times on your spelling homework cause you wrote a O “ left handed “ when your right handed.

  • @CheesyChimken
    @CheesyChimken ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My heart twice be like: BOOM I'VE BEEN STABBED! So no you can't move. The second one lasted for an hour. And then it just went away lol. I thought about death the entire day

  • @isfet5730
    @isfet5730 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:42 NoooooooOoOOOOOOOO

  • @Irn-BruMan
    @Irn-BruMan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:20 this is not questionable, this is an absolute queen.

  • @IwrsTheKing007
    @IwrsTheKing007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:02 dude, when my parents were using the future family card, I just said I don't want a wife and children, and they were legit flabbergasted

  • @scottwesner9362
    @scottwesner9362 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:57 I did the math, an average snail moves at 1 mile per 33.33 hours and if you start in San Diego, California and move to Ashland, Maine which is around 3000 miles as the crow flies you will have 12.5 years of peace before the snail catches up. So yes, I will take the money.

  • @Brain_Damage_Eli_isLost
    @Brain_Damage_Eli_isLost ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro people who don't have subtitles hace superpowers like how...

  • @whoami3928
    @whoami3928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know that no one actually asked, but that dragon-jragon tweet actually has an explanation!
    First of all, in English /s/, /t/ and /d/ are alveolar, meaning that they are pronounced with your tongue leaning towards your teeth and upper mouth. Sounds /sh/, /ch/, /j/ and /r/, however, are post-alveolar, meaning that they are pronounced with your tongue in the back of your mouth!
    Secondly, we, as humans, always try to minimize our efforts in speaking. That's a rule and simply a human thing.
    The first and second points combined mean that it is easier to say /jragon/, because we are keeping our tongue in the same position without dragging it all the way from our teeth to the back of our mouth. It works the same way with words like strange, strips, drought, and such.
    Have a good day!

  • @diegobordones2106
    @diegobordones2106 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:11 me who’s single because I don’t want problems 🍷🗿

  • @justasillyentity
    @justasillyentity ปีที่แล้ว

    Once i had a severe headache and i thought, “Welp, there i go, down to hell”

  • @Raumplestomp
    @Raumplestomp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You ever get a sharp stabbing feeling in one of your organs and think ah it's finally happening?"
    Yes and it's usually the happiest I've been in months thinking that the struggle is finally ending. One time I curled up on the floor because I thought I was dying from my sickness. I was scared, in pain, but I had a grin from ear to ear. Then it passed and I thought oh well, maybe next time...

    • @papperrapper1
      @papperrapper1 ปีที่แล้ว

      well sir .... lmao u need help

  • @Tactical.
    @Tactical. ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:50 What am I not getting, all I see is a nail in a tire

    • @maryamteima
      @maryamteima ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's the background. It looks like a room instead of a car

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, these comments are really interesting. You can spot people who didn't take art classes immediately.
      The nail is 2d fake. Probably the whole picture is a digital art painting but it could just be really weird lighting.

    • @user-it3kh9vz6s
      @user-it3kh9vz6s ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man these replies are really interesting. You can spot people who can’t help but act like everyone on this planet shares the same interests, and notice the same small details as everyone else.

  • @RmationYT
    @RmationYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have internal dialogue wayyy too much. People keep walking in on my talking to my self

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read an article once that said it's a sign of higher intelligence. Now I tell that to everyone who mentions me talking to myself. They think I'm an arrogant asshole and not crazy so it works out.

  • @windbeneathmywings4884
    @windbeneathmywings4884 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:02 no. Brood in silence. Then when i get there, pop in the earbuds then pick the D00M 2016 soundtrack playlist

  • @flomstuff-kk7fn
    @flomstuff-kk7fn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I once high fived someone at school who was waving at someone behind me. Even worse, they were waving at their twin sister

  • @Zh0ngl1X1ansh3ng
    @Zh0ngl1X1ansh3ng ปีที่แล้ว

    yea i'm single and i talk to imaginary people
    please help i'm delusional

  • @aboi6145
    @aboi6145 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:23 instead I went to catholic school and got the story of the one kid who put a pencil into the middle hole of a ruler and spun it around causing it to hit his eyes and make him blind

  • @Emo_Queen2020
    @Emo_Queen2020 ปีที่แล้ว

    IT'S THE CATERPILLAR FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!!!!!!!! Bro out here runnin' from the Queen of hearts guards.

  • @GamingMoai420
    @GamingMoai420 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Vaazkl, you are my favorite TH-camr, you helped me trough depression and saved me from the shit that is suice, I never thought about how that shit kills you but, That is not what I want to say in this comment, IF YOU CAN please spread more awareness about cancer, My friend was diagnosed with Bone-Cancer not too long ago😔 and it would mean a lot if you would do this simple task, even if it is simple. It means a lot to me❤.

  • @melonpie105
    @melonpie105 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:29
    chat gpt has invented that word: "snubgrumbly"
    meaning, you're grumbly, but too snub to eat any food you're not interested in

  • @noahhyatt
    @noahhyatt ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay ngl the video games texting one is pretty accurate lol

  • @Fredrick129
    @Fredrick129 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey, if I confess my feelings to the snail, maybe it will leave me like everyone else👍

  • @SpiritArcticfox
    @SpiritArcticfox ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is why I don’t use twitter

  • @GokulKrishnan-hy9wq
    @GokulKrishnan-hy9wq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nah, if my parents see the tweet about Jonny Kim, they're gonna start comparing me to him everyday of my life to something im doing

  • @coffee-ouji
    @coffee-ouji ปีที่แล้ว

    2:14
    like, fr
    someone out there really be sane or thinks they are (or they do know they need meds but can't afford)

  • @ClowdSketchL
    @ClowdSketchL ปีที่แล้ว

    for me, my teachers always told me about that one kid who swung back and somehow became a paraplegic??? HOW THO?????

  • @sle3pyking
    @sle3pyking ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm part of the 50% without internal dialogue and I had no idea people had that

  • @torterratortellini6641
    @torterratortellini6641 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:27 they didn’t tell stories but they did say that that would happen.

  • @bta7658
    @bta7658 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    one of the best compilations! I was really enjoying this 😌

  • @faejackalope
    @faejackalope ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:51 so actually, the "j" sound is a combination of the "d" sound and the "z" sound from "azure," but since the tongue is in the same spot for "r" and "z", when you say "jragon" the "r" and "z" blend together and you end up with "dragon" (alternatively, some people add in a bit of the "z" sound in "dragon" as a sort of in between sound)

    • @guidinglight9082
      @guidinglight9082 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      people add in z to DRAGON?? W H E R E

    • @ilikechoccymilk5605
      @ilikechoccymilk5605 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm guessing you like making conlangs or studying other languages

    • @faejackalope
      @faejackalope ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ilikechoccymilk5605 yes, I've been working on a conlang for a few months. My roommate in college is also a linguistics major so I get a lot of info from them

    • @faejackalope
      @faejackalope ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guidinglight9082 Try and say the "dr" part of dragon really fast. Eventually, it'll end up sounding more like "dzr"

    • @guidinglight9082
      @guidinglight9082 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@faejackalope *you're right and I'm scared now*

  • @juleswoodbury58
    @juleswoodbury58 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:00 I can feel it in the air tonight by Phil Collins