Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Collision (December 2, 2023)
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- From Episode 511 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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Whenever Jim breaks down AEW, he has the same tone of voice as a coroner in a cop show who's going over autopsy results with the lead detectives.
the banana tape.
😂😂
It's like my Dad going through my report card and being disappointed haha
The "blackout" arena in aew is WAY overdone
the banana tape.
Collision was a great wrestling show for the first 5 weeks, now its dynamite 2.0.
Absolutely!
You mean rampage 2.0
@@Heroesworkshop No More CM Punk!
@@jacobsnipes6244 No It Better Then Rampage! I watched Rampage and it suck! I just off work and wanted to enjoy wrestling and it was the wrong for that!
Dynamite 0.5
I don't know about the house always winning but in that picture I think we can all agree that Jim wins. 😂
I think he would win twice at least
the banana tape.
@@jeffcarroll1990shockplease enlighten us...
Remenber when WWE had a anti-Bullying Campaign ...........When everything in wrestling is about being a Bully . this how heat is made
I loved when they would do the anti bullying promos. And the next segment theyd have other women calling mickie james a fat pig.lol
the banana tape.
B.A. Star! 💫
Punk is gone and Abadon is back on TV. Yikes lol.
And the sad thing is Tony Khan doesn't see that as a bad thing.
I'm AbaDONE!
Leave poor Abaddon alone :( it was her hometown
that thumbnail is wild
Yes!
Wild wild
Lmfao true
Jim wishes he could play some twister with her lol look at his face haha
The thumbnail is a fantasy of Corny.
I've noticed a trend here...
The few stories in AEW are ones no one cares about, the rest of the garbage in this promotion is tournaments and "dream matches"
Just for the record: the AEW fans don't cheer FTR because this audience isn't the same one from the beginning of Collision, this is the Dynamite crowd and they hate everyone related to CM Punk.
the banana tape.
You may have something there
The record doesn't care about your opinion
Collision without Ricky or Punk is as interesting as a prison baloney sandwich
When you consider that Collision was supposed to be Punk's show and was to feature a slower more wrestling matches than the gymnastics style on Dynamite.When Tony fired Punk it pretty much killed that concept..
the banana tape.
the apple box.@@jeffcarroll1990shock
the apple box.@@jeffcarroll1990shock
Spot on. Juice Robinson being out of action sucks for this show as well...
Collision is pretty much unwatchable. FTR are jobbers and no one cares about Continental Classic.
Taven with the Giraffe is like the definition of not knowing what you're doing at all. This is why when people say "they've been in the business for X years" I tend to not care, it doesn't mean anything
Just started the vid and the pic already has me dying laughing. Travis, you are the man!
Watching AEW today is like watching WWF in the 80's with only the jobbers wrestling. No f'n superstars whatsover and the only one was fired.
the banana tape.
the apple box.@@jeffcarroll1990shock
This artwork is actually ART
Never fails to amuse me when he reacts to the dumpster fires on Saturdays
the banana tape.
"My name is Geek, I put 'em on as a shocker. Man. I love. These BLU BLOCKERS. So there you have it folks, out there in TV Land. Git you some glasses that's sweepin' the land. Remember what I said, now I'm a hip-hopper. Mmm. Go git ya some BLU BLOCKERS!"
Who would not want to play twister with dark goddess Julia 😍
I'd prefer Skye Blue tbh.
@@TranceMasterJack She seems like the type to just lay there like a dead fish, you wouldn't have any fun
Ppl not into muddy waters I guess
Jim almost slipped in a little Ernie Ladd during that Omaha Steaks ad.
Aew collision is basically rampage now
The FTR theme is lost on me. I know it's a throw back but when I hear it I always think a woman is coming out. A theme that I think is similar but works is the Gunn's.
I get that it's a throwback, but the beat doesn't really get me hyped. It doesn't make me wanna move my head to the beat like the Midnight Express theme.
Hey, it's better than whatever you want to call the genre of their WWE and first AEW themes. It's like... budweiser frog mudshow southern rock
Nobody cares what you think you're just too young.
just once i wish jim would record a video of himself watching AEW just to see the look on his face while hes watching it
the banana tape.
😂
YES!!! OMG CORNETTE LIVE WATCH ALONG!!! GIVE IT TO US!!!!!
I'm an "80's Kid" & I Remember "BlueBlockerSunGlasses", But No "BlueBlockerRap".
(& I HAD to Rock a Black&WhiteTV, Until TheMid90's. I Remember Playing Mario3 on That MoFo!)
Dayum lol
I really like the house of black but how many theme songs do they have
lol, I remember that dang Blue Blocker commercial!😂 Now i can’t get that rap out of my head…damn it Jim! 😂
I want FTR to contact Punk or HHH and ask if we come back can we be treated like a serious tag team? And if so do what they can to get out of their AEW contract. Best tag team of my generation and they are getting pissed on
FTR crashed n burned on the WWE Main roster! They were great in NXT though.
You guys act like FTR wasn't instrumental in NXT's success back in the day. There's no reason to think HHH wouldn't treat them properly. Vince was the one who didn't care for them
FTR are a boring ass bland tag team. They suck, period.
They are brilliant (even if they are super gay), CMFTR in WWE on main would slap. Bloodline, Judgment Day, Cody & Friends could all be feuds.
Do they know that Malachi black mentioned punk last night about not saving FtR
Lights on,Lights out Twister 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bring back Chavo Guerrero and Pepe!!! Forget the pet Giraffe!!!
That's the best description of Arn and Tully I've ever heard.
Whos the GOAT you might ask? Its not Hogan. Its not Flair. Its not Punk.
Its Travis.
Travis the Arteest deserves a raise!!! Pass it on!!! Daddy says SELL!!!
It's true. It's damn true.
35:06...
"It's a 100% Money Back Guarantee!"
😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Blue Blocker gave that guy a free pair because of his free style rap about them.
jim reviewing Collison is better than watching the show itself remember when the show debuted punk was there it only took a Backstage fight to get punk fired and returning to WWE in the span of 2-months collision has turned into just another show just like rampage.
Just like Jim said, it was flatter than a plateful of 🤬!!! Travis the Arteest deserves a raise with stock options!!! Colin!!!
@@williammitchell4417exactly lol
The blueblocker Rhyme cult leader jim was referencing..was ""float like a butterfly sting like a bee man these blueblockers work great for me"" ...its worse now than it was then and its a ripped off line and a throwaway bar lol
Since Tony is so big on tournaments, he should bring back WCW's 1990 running the gauntlet. Where a wrestler has a match on 3 of their shows. If he wins all 3, he wins whatever the prize money was. If any of the 3 guys beat him, they split the prize money.
That was a great concept! Money prizes don't really work very well for modern day major league wrestling though, same as the battle royals they did for cars.
What happened with FTR and Last? He seems to take a bunch of shots at them now all of a sudden
Also trying to phase out Darby Allin as well. He probably gonna have a new roster. Soon. Because my paid people.
They've done all they can with Darby, he's fought everyone and he cannot realistically win the big belt. He needs to go away so people can actually care about him again. Would not be surprised if he returns to screw over Sting in his retirement match.
I hope AEW is around forever. The comedy gold mine is the obvious reason, but the other reason is that it’s where THOSE fans are, which means they are nowhere near me.
So many woman in AEW are more talented than Julia, She was not ready for a belt
You don't need talent to be ready for a belt. You just need to be interesting. Even without saying anything she is already doing better than Stat who was just killing herself with bad promos
She done any promo?@@Parallelocam
So just look crazy AEW will give you a belt even if you cant wrestle? @@Parallelocam
@@albatrostimimi1147 Kind of like Mox?
He left WWE because he just want to bleed in every match in AEW he is getting all his dream match @@Parallelocam
There's a hand and a foot missing in the thumbnail and im scarrd to ask where anyone thinks they are at? Lol
Try these blue blockers for free
AEW storylines: high school friendship and betrayal drama, factions expecting random people to be out there to join their faction, tournament #527, new championship #527,
What i wouldnt give to play twister with julia hart...or skye blue....
I wonder if CM punk knows how to do chogoink franky pendulum bomb
Is your wife okay Jimmy? I heard you share your wife with wrestlers
I wouldn't mind playing twister with Julia at al.
The thumbnail is everything!
When I was a kid I used to think stadiums had a basement and they lined the ring up over a door.
Still the explanation I have for the buried alive matches.
But...why would they need a basement in the middle? Lmao
What’s being done to FTR??
Bitcharoos booking, nothing more, nothing less. Jealousy based burial
And when they return to WWE and reignite that tag division that's already starting to get pretty hot, it will be that much sweeter. AEW's tag division is cooked without FTR
I've stayed in my PJ's all day, what? 🤣 Don't judge. It's Sunday! I only bring that up because Brian brought up being in his underwear or whatever.
OMG I wish I could play twister game with miss hart ❤
I want to know some opinions on something. Do tournament matches need angles or issues between the competitors? Is a tournament match really a cold match?
It doesn’t HAVE to be.
Imagine a wrestling promotion that actually kept track of wins n losses over a year. The 2 people with the highest points could face off to determine to contender for the title holder.
Easily, you could make sports based entertainment where the wrestlers win/loss ratio actually matters!
@@planexshifter that was my thought as well. It's a tournament, after all.
A tournament match doesn't guarantee a cold match. It's an excuse to not have heat or a storyline besides the tournament. Most of these round robin matches would have had 20 times more heat if they just gave us a 1 minute segment where both wrestlers talk some trash before the match. That way, we see that the match has meaning and we see that the wrestlers don't like each other or have some sort of connection. Other than the prego Kingston shot, I don't remember many promos from wrestlers in the tournament lately.
If the wrestlers have mic time to articulate their desire to win the tournament and why, then an angle or personal rivalry isn't needed but that rarely happens with tournaments due to time constraints.
It's the same as any other titile- if you describe your passion to win it you are describing your passion for the business and if you do that well you will get over. It can even be done afterwards eg. Austin's coronation speech. But it must be done at some point.
Japan is different, pro wrestling is treated by the media and therefore also the fans as a sport there not entertainment. Some ideas just wouldn't work as well in the West without establishing a whole different wrestling audience which would take years and years to achieve.
Julia hart suvks lol
Jim & Stacy love those nasty ass Omaha steaks 😂
😂😂😂
Everybody does the same shit ever match!, The number one reason I just watch AEW is because of the expectation of someone is going to get hurt and probably pretty bad too.
Thumbnails never fail 😅
Travis the Arteest deserves a raise!!! Daddy says SELL!!!
I loved the Blue Blockers rap!!
Man I love these Blue Blockers
Should have someone dress up as my toy chogoink franky in a costume and wrestle orange Cassidy for shits and giggles someone in the chogoink franky costume
Where is the wrestler? My finisher will be. Chogoink franky pendulum. Driver. That will be my signature move.
I think they should get rid of Dr. Brett Baker and Adam did you get rid of them? They are annoying. Get rid of them Boris and Natasha from. From Rocky Bullwinkle. Did you get rid of them? They’re golddiggers. Did you get rid of them?
I remember when disappearing was just Undertaker and Sting. Then Catrina was doing it on Lucha Underground. Then Matt Hardy was teleporting and I was think okay, that's enough. Now there's an entire stable that does it!...Did Matt Hardy actually do the lights on lights off, or did he have a different teleport? I can't even remember anymore.
These guys will never admit that FTR is and has always been bland, and it doesn’t matter how many promotions put a belt on them to cover it up. When they were in the WWE, everyone conveniently blamed booking for why they couldn’t get over, when in reality they looked like enhancement talent standing in the ring with real stars like The Usos & The New Day. FTR looks like if you go to create a wrestler and just press “done”.
I want to train by Kenny omega or cm punk have wrestling learn how to do the chogoink franky pendulum pile driver my version of the one wing angel also other chogoink franky pendulum moves
Jim and Brian must sh*t on Judgement Day for impersonating a threatening faction..There's nothing dark or broodish about them.
Abadon may be the worst professional wrestler I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a shit ton of terrible wrestlers.
Definition of someone getting to stay out of sympathy for her being so nice backstage. Nothing personal, but unique doesn't mean interesting or cool. Both companies need to stop with these unbelievable gimmicks. Yeah, the undertaker wasn't believable, but he's huge and you look past the gimmick for that. Shit's always just so corny and fake
She is fine you must not watch much wrestling.
I AmaVivek Ramaswamy guy like him. I’ll be when’s the presidential election.
julia 'bestill my pea-pickin'" hart .... anyhoo. hilarious thumbnail.
The rapper in the Blueblocker commercial is the late great Dr. Geek, freestyle extraordinaire and a fixture at Venice Beach for many years.
A fantasy of Jim by Travis! Nice work
I would like to have a move when I am a wrestler my version of the one winged angel chogoink franky pendulum Powerball
My favorite tattoo designs, or chogoink franky and the Madeleine drug
I want to learn how to wrestle for old people into my toys chogoink franky pendulum soup, Plex
The Blue Blockers rapper's name was "Geek". Ask me how the hell I know that. I was in second grade.
It's in the rap duh
@@BdamanDjalou I havent heard the rap since 1987. I know he ended the rap with "and now its time to make a little money on the beach". I remember his name is Geek off the top of my head without hearing the rap.
Cue up "Big Ten Inch Record" from Bull Moose Jackson.
the banana tape.
My version of the one wing angel chogoink franky pendulum driver
Justin browns signature finisher will be Madeleine pendulum bob
Very Interesting Thumbnail 😂
Yall should see ric flair n michael chandler ufc fighter get into a fight
My dog look like poo Bear He’s very cute. His name is. Duke.
“Catchy rap tune”? I thought Corny was a sworn enemy of all rap.
My dog looks like Winnie the Pooh very cute name is little dog duke
Twister Baybay! Luv to twist-her lol... 🤔
Jim does Amazon position confirmed
Travis is the BEST 👌 👍
Travis the Arteest deserves a raise!!! Pass it on!!!
😂😂😂😂 the artwork 🖼️ is priceless
Travis the Arteest deserves a raise!!! Daddy says SELL!!!
I’d love to get twisty topsy turvy with Julie:)
Imagine naked Twister with Julia Hart!
See what happens if Tony conn hires walter chogoink franky as a professional wrestler Siri when’s the heavyweight belt from MJF
stop using speech to text jfc
Sadly Jim the 630 is something a lot of these guys try to do but that was a bad one
AEW Collapsed
LOL... Twister
I'm not going to bug you on Twitter but I'm kind of hoping to ask you to do something you probably would never think of doing. There's a company out there that really needs you and your input the one that this video is about. I'd like to see you get signed by aew in a serious backstage role. One where you have a contract that gives you real authority and creative input. One where you can tell Tony Khan to stop playing rich boy with action figures. I have all the talent in the world there and they're using it all the wrong way. You would bring fresh and innovative ideas and still hold on to tradition you know how to book matches run storyline and even run a company. Please consider what I'm saying. Give tony Khan a call. Please
While this is cringe, I'll be nice and let you know that Jim has said plenty of times he would never work for AEW. They all listen to his show over there, Tony already knows how Jim feels.
Bro he won't see this and doesn't want to work for AEW sorry. And AEW won't change for him.
I don’t think Logan Paul and Kenny omega have the same brainwashing power as cm punk, and Jenna, Ortega, and Walter brown and Justin brown think Logan Paul has stayed. He’s welcome.
Twister always gets awkward
Or sexy
Sometimes both
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I don't want aew too go out of business I want an alternative to wwe but good God aew ain't it it's a million times worse than wwe ever could be
Vince is gone, we don't need the alternative anymore
Like I've said, FTR has had no good match since they started showing up on being elite utube show and acting like dummies.
I love Cartoon Julia Hart