Hey guys! There are some inconsistencies and errors throughout the video so here are some of those corrections: The first five weapons could be interchangeably but yes ice probably was first. I just wanted to tell a fun story at the beginning and that’s what I landed on. Bananas we eat now have been genetically modified so the bananas now do not look like what they used to look like so the second banana would not be first (Thanks @keeperofcats642 for letting me know). Jarate was NOT made by the Sniper but by Saxton Hale so this weapon would be placed about 20 years sooner same with the Cozy Camper (Thanks @Rabi2in). The Eureka Effect and Third Degree do NOT have Weta Workshop real life counter parts (Thanks @thisbox). The Nostro Napalmer is based off of the movie Alien which released in 1979 so to be consistent it would go there instead (Thanks @jjurss7263). The candy cane is NOT a J for Jesus but rather someway to hang a sugary treat from the tree. Still released in the same year though (Thanks @ghoullynx7744 for making me go back and do the research but you could've said it nicer☹). I will keep updating if there are more things wrong. Thanks for watching the video! If you have any questions on my research PLEASE LOOK AT THE GOOGLE DOC WITH THE INFO!!!
TH-cam did something weird to my OG comment so this is a repost 10:42 How could they have been used in the late 16th century if they were created in the 1700s? The 16th century is the 1500s. 13:51 Peg legs existed long before 1860, according to Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peg_leg 37:38 In terms of actual functionality rather than cosmetic effect I'd say the batsaber may as well be a toy lightsaber since it behaves the same as the bat otherwise. If that's not a convicing argument then I'd still say it should be 1977 (release year of Star Wars) to be consistent with the Nostromo Napalmer having Alien's release year.
The dead ringer, when open, has a bigol, very obvious, digital screen inside of it that shows remaining cloak. There is no way that these kinds of screens existed back when pocket watches were first invented
Second banana is debatable, while bananas have of course been around for a while, the modern banana is very different from naturally occurring bananas, as they’ve been bred by humans to be larger and have much smaller seeds, so spysicle is hands down the oldest. Great video though
See that was my line of thinking too until I got to the tools section of the video. His focus is on the creation of these weapons and on their identity. The Fire Axe, despite it clearly being the modern Fire Axe, is considered a normal axe in the timeline. It retains its basic identity without getting lost in the details. The same occurred with the Escape Plan and the Equalizer, both being lumped as just pickaxes despite the variations in design and purpose. This isn't applied 100% equally to every item, but he's human, and there's a lot of items.
@@llennoxyt Oh I just realized I left out my opinion on that lol, no I completely support what you did for this video. I think it's a matter of what approach you, the creator, would prefer. I liked the video, and I'd still like it no matter what ruleset you would have applied to the timeline, since it is meant to be entertaining. If you're *looking* for criticism, a suggestion I have would be that no matter what philosophy you apply in videos like this, I'd say a little talk at the beginning to explain the general rule(s) you applied for the subject of the video could be welcome to make viewers understand your process. Regardless of all that, it's not something that hampers the video for me. I love what you do as a creator, and I hope you keep having fun doing this.
@@llennoxyt icicles (just frozen water) came way before humans and bananas also for disguises you should have just used masks and the cig case should have been for the actual disguise kit
Spy’s revolver was based off the colt python which was invented in 1955. The hitmans heat maker was also based off the WA2000 from Walther in 1982. This same rifle was the one hit man used.
Releases based on game lore: 1. The Maul goes in 2170, as it's a Promotional Weapon for Red Faction: Armageddon. 2. Vita-Saw is actually a Little Sister's Needle from Bioshock, which takes place in 1960, BUT! Andrew Ryan began Rapture in 1945, took people in in 1946, and finished in 1951. Brigid Tenenbaum, the caretaker of the Little Sisters, came in 1946, putting creation between '46 and '51! I'd go with '51 to be safe. 3. The Nostromo Napalmer was made in 2122 by Dennis Parker while aboard the USCSS Nostromo. 4. The Sharp Dresser was used in Assassin's Creed since 465 BCE, when it was used to kill King Xerxes I. 5. Deus Ex's promo weapons (Widowmaker, Diamondback, Machina) are all made in the 2020s! Putting them relatively recent, actually. 6. I'd argue that Portal 2 is actually 52010. Which puts Portal 1 during the Half-Life incident, but not Portal 2. 7. Unmentioned was the Pip-Boy, a promotional item for Fallout New Vegas. RobCo was started in 2042, so, 2042. Easy, as all tech from there has Pip-Boy functions. 8. Conscientous Objector could be anywhere from the Late-1800s (modern mounting brackets for signs) to the modern era depending on what's on the sign. All depends on when the porn was released.
Portal 2 is confirmed many times by the devs and in guidebooks to be somewhere around 50000+ years in the future. However it doesn't matter, as Wheatley was not made in portal 2, but instead made by aperture science employees before the events of portal 1 as she says the scientists attached him to her once. Placing him possibly in 2010, or earlier.
@@EmeraldCrowz The Ap-Sap was, lore-wise, SOLD to Mann Co. by GLaDOS, meaning it must've been after Portal 2, as Wheatley couldn't have been sold to Mann Co. after Portal 1, or before as Aperture hadn't fucking died yet. It's not Wheatley, but a semi-clone of Wheatley.
Pre-sliced bread was invented in 1928. People knew how to slice bread themselves before then, however. The specific kind of bread used for sandwiches, the "Pullman loaf", was invented in the early 19th century. So at the earliest, the sandvich could've been invented then.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds. [Laughs] [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright…Who touched my gun!? Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard] [Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.] Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more! [Cuts to black.] Heheh. Cry some more.
The Loch-n-Load is an M79, but with a double barrel. and the demoman's grenade launchers (at least the default one) It would be more inspired by the Milkor MGL, than the M79
As any rotary machine gun, the bullets will leave at a given point as the barrels rotate. If you take a closer look on the model of the Huo Long Heater, you can see that there's a single exit hole in the center of the cylinder. This will make it simply impossible for the HLH to be the same type as the minigun. Since the structure around the barrel looks like a heatsink of sorts, a closer approximation would be a m1919, though, there might be earlier designs with the same barrel shroud. 29:39 Picture shown is a dan wesson kodiak 10mm, a M1911 variant, not a revolver. The ambassador's design is much closer to the taurus raging bull.
Very nice video overall! I would however shift the Loch'N'Load to 1951, as it is pretty much just an M79 with an extra barrel - something that could easily have been done with the materials and science of that day, if it wouldn't be too bulky and cumbersome for a normal soldier to use. As for how Demoman manages to fit three grenades into two barrels... eh, must be some Degroot magic involved in it. I'd also move the Grenade Launcher to either 1980 (when the Milkor MGL was designed, and is a rotary grenade launcher that is the inspiration for the Demoman's stock GL) or ~1944 at the earliest, as that is when the Kulakov Revolver Grenade Launcher prototype was being experimented with. Never seen anything of that aside from a blurry picture with a cut-down Mosin Nagant rifle as part of the firing mechanism, so it's a bit of an odd thing... Saying the MGL is the closest real-life counterpart to the Stickybomb Launcher (and variants) is probably the fairest way to place them. No complaints from me there, since the Sticky launchers are very... imaginative, when it comes to their function. Another change would be to move Spy stock Revolver to 1955, when the Colt Python revolver entered the market. Swing-out cylinder revolvers had been around since 1858 (patented in France and Britain at the end of December in 1858 by Devisme), but the Colt Model 1889 (from 1889, unsurprisngly) is the first one of such to also utilize a double-action trigger mechanism.
The Gros Michel is the breed of Banana commonly sold from 1870 to 1950 according to Google. It was replaced by the Cavendish Banana around the mid century because of a massive disease which effected nearly all Gros Michel bananas on earth. Is Heavy's banana a Gros Michel or a Cavendish? TF2 takes place sometime in the 60s for the most part, so perhaps his big ol' fruit is an older type of banana we dont see much these days. 🤔
In Portal 2, GladOS says to Wheatley, "You're a moron they built to make me stupid," so wheatley had to have been built in the 1900s, after GladOS flouded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, so she wouldn't be snart enough to floud the nerichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.
36:36 Technically speak, the Eureka Effect and Third Degree are *not* based on Weta Workshop items. Even though most of them are based on designs, those two in particular are custom weapons for TF2, with no counterpart prop.
I thought this video was going to ve about the meta history of the weapons being added to the game, but this is actually a much more interesting concept. Looking forward to it
Just wanna point out, I forgot the name of it, but there was a comic in the tf website showing the origin of the Spy-cicle and Wrap Assassin, which presumably takes place at the same time as the rest of the tfcomics (of course, wrapping paper and ice isn't anything new, but thats atleast when they were first used by the mercs as weapons)
Cool video but pump action shotguns like the stock shotgun and panic attack were only invented in 1882, and the Mossberg 500 which the stock shotgun is modeled on was only introduced in 1961 while the panic attach is based on the Winchester Model 1897. And the bootlegger seems to be based on pirate peg legs i think which first became a thing in the 1550s, while their use at all dates back to antiquity While the Robo sandwhich has what seems to be an LED for it's light which was only invented in 1962
Quite an interesting video summerizing all the history of the weapons. I was wondering for some time when will Reserve Shooter show up and at which year. Cool stuff! (P.S.: The way you say "Heckler & Koch", it's close enough. The word "Koch" is ended on the 'soft H' instead of '-ch'
@@llennoxyt Publicity blurb says "They always say that milk does a body good. What they don't know is that we've carefully infused our cows with some sweet wholesome thermonuclear radiation. Our milk tastes great and it will also give you the strength to kick ass!"
Doing a quick research I discover that sliced bread was invented in 1912. That could mean Heavy's sandvich could not be invented until then, but then again, you could just slice the bread with a knife. So i will give the benefit of the doubt to the 1800s
I feel like Weatley could be invented now or a bit later because of the rise of robots and ai being more common but honestly why would you want him to be real-
Easy mistake to make, and no biggie, but I just wanna point out that "Stielhandgranate" doesn't mean throwable hand grenade, it's more like.. stem hand grenade? you know like the stem of an apple? Anyways, it basically means hand grenade on a stick and the stick is used as a force multiplier to be able to throw it further so throwable hand grenade is a good description regardless
Wait I'm confused so why is the original placed in 1996 because of the video game quake but the light saber and dress cutter are placed when it is made In real life instead of the movie/ game? Really great video btw I'm just a little confused
So rocket launchers have been around since whenever time period I said, but the design of the original was not “created” in a sense until the release of quake. In tf2 we see that the batsaber disintegrates enemies upon killing them so we know the batsaber is not just a model lightsaber but a REAL lightsaber. That being said, a real working lightsaber was created in 2020. Does that make sense? I can try and explain it a different way if need be
I clicked on this video expecting a bill wurtz style recap of the update history of team fortress 2 focused on weapons... not gonna lie, a bit disappointed but this is still cool i guess
Hey guys! There are some inconsistencies and errors throughout the video so here are some of those corrections:
The first five weapons could be interchangeably but yes ice probably was first. I just wanted to tell a fun story at the beginning and that’s what I landed on.
Bananas we eat now have been genetically modified so the bananas now do not look like what they used to look like so the second banana would not be first (Thanks @keeperofcats642 for letting me know).
Jarate was NOT made by the Sniper but by Saxton Hale so this weapon would be placed about 20 years sooner same with the Cozy Camper (Thanks @Rabi2in).
The Eureka Effect and Third Degree do NOT have Weta Workshop real life counter parts (Thanks @thisbox).
The Nostro Napalmer is based off of the movie Alien which released in 1979 so to be consistent it would go there instead (Thanks @jjurss7263).
The candy cane is NOT a J for Jesus but rather someway to hang a sugary treat from the tree. Still released in the same year though (Thanks @ghoullynx7744 for making me go back and do the research but you could've said it nicer☹).
I will keep updating if there are more things wrong. Thanks for watching the video! If you have any questions on my research PLEASE LOOK AT THE GOOGLE DOC WITH THE INFO!!!
TH-cam did something weird to my OG comment so this is a repost
10:42 How could they have been used in the late 16th century if they were created in the 1700s? The 16th century is the 1500s.
13:51 Peg legs existed long before 1860, according to Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peg_leg
37:38 In terms of actual functionality rather than cosmetic effect I'd say the batsaber may as well be a toy lightsaber since it behaves the same as the bat otherwise. If that's not a convicing argument then I'd still say it should be 1977 (release year of Star Wars) to be consistent with the Nostromo Napalmer having Alien's release year.
ya i was bout to comment that :D
The disciplinary action is a riding crop which is meant to open gates when riding horses so it's way more recent
The dead ringer, when open, has a bigol, very obvious, digital screen inside of it that shows remaining cloak. There is no way that these kinds of screens existed back when pocket watches were first invented
the way you said hippocrates HELP. thats not how you say it
Second banana is debatable, while bananas have of course been around for a while, the modern banana is very different from naturally occurring bananas, as they’ve been bred by humans to be larger and have much smaller seeds, so spysicle is hands down the oldest. Great video though
See that was my line of thinking too until I got to the tools section of the video. His focus is on the creation of these weapons and on their identity. The Fire Axe, despite it clearly being the modern Fire Axe, is considered a normal axe in the timeline. It retains its basic identity without getting lost in the details. The same occurred with the Escape Plan and the Equalizer, both being lumped as just pickaxes despite the variations in design and purpose. This isn't applied 100% equally to every item, but he's human, and there's a lot of items.
@@bottleoftide4657 What should I have done different? Or are you saying that it is okay how I lumped some things together like that?
@@llennoxyt Oh I just realized I left out my opinion on that lol, no I completely support what you did for this video. I think it's a matter of what approach you, the creator, would prefer. I liked the video, and I'd still like it no matter what ruleset you would have applied to the timeline, since it is meant to be entertaining.
If you're *looking* for criticism, a suggestion I have would be that no matter what philosophy you apply in videos like this, I'd say a little talk at the beginning to explain the general rule(s) you applied for the subject of the video could be welcome to make viewers understand your process. Regardless of all that, it's not something that hampers the video for me. I love what you do as a creator, and I hope you keep having fun doing this.
@@llennoxyt icicles (just frozen water) came way before humans and bananas also for disguises you should have just used masks and the cig case should have been for the actual disguise kit
ADD THE FUCKING UNARMED COMBAT INTO THE BEGINNING OF TIME
Spy’s revolver was based off the colt python which was invented in 1955.
The hitmans heat maker was also based off the WA2000 from Walther in 1982. This same rifle was the one hit man used.
Releases based on game lore:
1. The Maul goes in 2170, as it's a Promotional Weapon for Red Faction: Armageddon.
2. Vita-Saw is actually a Little Sister's Needle from Bioshock, which takes place in 1960, BUT! Andrew Ryan began Rapture in 1945, took people in in 1946, and finished in 1951. Brigid Tenenbaum, the caretaker of the Little Sisters, came in 1946, putting creation between '46 and '51! I'd go with '51 to be safe.
3. The Nostromo Napalmer was made in 2122 by Dennis Parker while aboard the USCSS Nostromo.
4. The Sharp Dresser was used in Assassin's Creed since 465 BCE, when it was used to kill King Xerxes I.
5. Deus Ex's promo weapons (Widowmaker, Diamondback, Machina) are all made in the 2020s! Putting them relatively recent, actually.
6. I'd argue that Portal 2 is actually 52010. Which puts Portal 1 during the Half-Life incident, but not Portal 2.
7. Unmentioned was the Pip-Boy, a promotional item for Fallout New Vegas. RobCo was started in 2042, so, 2042. Easy, as all tech from there has Pip-Boy functions.
8. Conscientous Objector could be anywhere from the Late-1800s (modern mounting brackets for signs) to the modern era depending on what's on the sign. All depends on when the porn was released.
WHAT
@@cuenta007 What's confused you?
@@GrubbusHubbus porn
Portal 2 is confirmed many times by the devs and in guidebooks to be somewhere around 50000+ years in the future. However it doesn't matter, as Wheatley was not made in portal 2, but instead made by aperture science employees before the events of portal 1 as she says the scientists attached him to her once. Placing him possibly in 2010, or earlier.
@@EmeraldCrowz The Ap-Sap was, lore-wise, SOLD to Mann Co. by GLaDOS, meaning it must've been after Portal 2, as Wheatley couldn't have been sold to Mann Co. after Portal 1, or before as Aperture hadn't fucking died yet. It's not Wheatley, but a semi-clone of Wheatley.
Shoutout to the small stretchy bois holding the Holy Mackerel back for decades
2 Things:
1. Jarate was invented by Saxton Hale, not the Sniper
2. The Hitmans Heatmaker is based of the WA2000, not the VSS Vintorez
Thanks for letting me know!
according to the jarate comic, saxton is sniper. that has been retconned since
sliced bread was invented around 1920-1930 s sandvich goes there
You would be correct and I am in the wrong 😑
i thought it was just pre-sliced bread
and sandwiches as a thing where invented by the Earl of Sandwich in 1763
Pre-sliced bread was invented in 1928. People knew how to slice bread themselves before then, however. The specific kind of bread used for sandwiches, the "Pullman loaf", was invented in the early 19th century. So at the earliest, the sandvich could've been invented then.
26:00 SOLDIER USING SOVIET TECH‽
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Negatory.
27:02 Heavy using AMERICAN tech?!
1:02 opinions are like spies
Every team has 3 and they are all useless
-uncle dane,engie main.
True dat
I really like the detail of you using dreams of an absolution when discussing the silver age
I love hiding little Easter eggs like this in my videos (:
‘the scout turns 13 this year so now we have madmilk’ 😭😭😭
That was the best joke in the video
I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.
[Laughs]
[Checks the barrel of his Minigun] Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright…Who touched my gun!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
[Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard]
[Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.]
Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!
[Cuts to black.]
Heheh. Cry some more.
i completely forgot that the heavy has a stock melee
i had guessed the ham
also the bananas design is much more modern that old bananas
The Loch-n-Load is an M79, but with a double barrel.
and the demoman's grenade launchers (at least the default one)
It would be more inspired by the Milkor MGL, than the M79
You played Silver’s theme during the Silver Age.
You are a King!
As any rotary machine gun, the bullets will leave at a given point as the barrels rotate. If you take a closer look on the model of the Huo Long Heater, you can see that there's a single exit hole in the center of the cylinder. This will make it simply impossible for the HLH to be the same type as the minigun. Since the structure around the barrel looks like a heatsink of sorts, a closer approximation would be a m1919, though, there might be earlier designs with the same barrel shroud.
29:39 Picture shown is a dan wesson kodiak 10mm, a M1911 variant, not a revolver. The ambassador's design is much closer to the taurus raging bull.
Its 12 pm in my country 💀💀💀
Same
@@TheRealFizzzy where are you from
Why is that relevant
@@Zman01 good question
You could make the argument that Wheatley has been created. Someone on TH-cam made a Wheatley with his own tracks!
Very nice video overall! I would however shift the Loch'N'Load to 1951, as it is pretty much just an M79 with an extra barrel - something that could easily have been done with the materials and science of that day, if it wouldn't be too bulky and cumbersome for a normal soldier to use.
As for how Demoman manages to fit three grenades into two barrels... eh, must be some Degroot magic involved in it.
I'd also move the Grenade Launcher to either 1980 (when the Milkor MGL was designed, and is a rotary grenade launcher that is the inspiration for the Demoman's stock GL) or ~1944 at the earliest, as that is when the Kulakov Revolver Grenade Launcher prototype was being experimented with. Never seen anything of that aside from a blurry picture with a cut-down Mosin Nagant rifle as part of the firing mechanism, so it's a bit of an odd thing...
Saying the MGL is the closest real-life counterpart to the Stickybomb Launcher (and variants) is probably the fairest way to place them. No complaints from me there, since the Sticky launchers are very... imaginative, when it comes to their function.
Another change would be to move Spy stock Revolver to 1955, when the Colt Python revolver entered the market. Swing-out cylinder revolvers had been around since 1858 (patented in France and Britain at the end of December in 1858 by Devisme), but the Colt Model 1889 (from 1889, unsurprisngly) is the first one of such to also utilize a double-action trigger mechanism.
that was the best mad milk related joke I have ever heard from any tf2 youtuber
I think the Fishcake should be put WELL into the future, considering it's a tie-in item with SpaceChem which takes place in "the distant future"
Such a long history of TF2 weapons. The Mercs, and Mann Co. who equip them, sure know how that have interesting and unique weapons.
The Gros Michel is the breed of Banana commonly sold from 1870 to 1950 according to Google. It was replaced by the Cavendish Banana around the mid century because of a massive disease which effected nearly all Gros Michel bananas on earth. Is Heavy's banana a Gros Michel or a Cavendish? TF2 takes place sometime in the 60s for the most part, so perhaps his big ol' fruit is an older type of banana we dont see much these days. 🤔
Never forget that Jarate isn't just "a mason jar." It's a patented form of jar-based karate invented in the 1960's by Saxton hale
In Portal 2, GladOS says to Wheatley, "You're a moron they built to make me stupid," so wheatley had to have been built in the 1900s, after GladOS flouded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, so she wouldn't be snart enough to floud the nerichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.
icicle came waaaay before any type of fruit was around
36:36 Technically speak, the Eureka Effect and Third Degree are *not* based on Weta Workshop items.
Even though most of them are based on designs, those two in particular are custom weapons for TF2, with no counterpart prop.
I thought this video was going to ve about the meta history of the weapons being added to the game, but this is actually a much more interesting concept. Looking forward to it
The spy-cicle was first since ice was around as long as water
the buff banner features a screaming eagles backpack, the screaming eagles were established in 1918
I'm pretty sure Saxton hale invented jarate
If your going to pay atention to the materials the huntsman has duckt tape on it and the ham shank is grilled
I missed where the ham shank was grilled but I do have the huntsman held back for quite a few years because it has the tape on it!!
Oh ok, see I thought this was oldest in terms of added to the game. Not invented irl. Interesting
Just by the name I could tell this is going to be a banger video.
The Baby Face's Blaster is loosely based of of the browning auto 5
Note: The browning auto 5 was made in 1902
19:31 im so glad im not the only one who says plumber instead of pummeler
The deadringer isnt a pocketwatch though. It doesnt even tell time
it might not be a pocket watch, but it is designed after the pocket watch
Just wanna point out, I forgot the name of it, but there was a comic in the tf website showing the origin of the Spy-cicle and Wrap Assassin, which presumably takes place at the same time as the rest of the tfcomics (of course, wrapping paper and ice isn't anything new, but thats atleast when they were first used by the mercs as weapons)
The Nostromo Napalmer is based off of a design from the movie Alien, which released in 1979. So I would put it there.
Love this video though
Cool video but pump action shotguns like the stock shotgun and panic attack were only invented in 1882, and the Mossberg 500 which the stock shotgun is modeled on was only introduced in 1961 while the panic attach is based on the Winchester Model 1897.
And the bootlegger seems to be based on pirate peg legs i think which first became a thing in the 1550s, while their use at all dates back to antiquity
While the Robo sandwhich has what seems to be an LED for it's light which was only invented in 1962
Thanks for the clarification! I could not find any sources for the bootlegger so if you find some dating it back to the 1550s that would be great!
5:22 The bronze age is the best age
Agreed
That pronunciation of Hippocrates got me cryin
It's qoute ironic that heavys primary is based off an amircean wepons while soldiers is based on a soveit wepon
Unless I somehow missed it, you never mentioned the Huntsman in this video.
I was expecting the Huntsman in the Beginning portion of the video. The Fortified Compound though surely would be industrial.
It’s in the part with the pain train and other weapons with electrical tape. I don’t know the time stamp but that’s where it is (:
For the Targe, the 16th century was the 1500s, so it was around 1575.
"The headless, horseless, headman"💀
The Panic Attack is based on a Winchester 1897 so it would probably be a few years had from 1861
The many different ways tf2ubers pronounce Hippocrates is astonishing
The robo sandwich has a red LED which was only made in 1963
My bad!
the mad milk is NOT what you'd think, its radioactive milk
the brass knuckles were invented in 1800's america during the civil war.
Me who was expecting a quick video about TF2 weapons and their getting added and nerfs
Quite an interesting video summerizing all the history of the weapons. I was wondering for some time when will Reserve Shooter show up and at which year. Cool stuff!
(P.S.: The way you say "Heckler & Koch", it's close enough. The word "Koch" is ended on the 'soft H' instead of '-ch'
water was around before life itself so the spysicle has to be the oldest thing in the list
dude youre breaking my entire perception of time
I like breaking things (:
18:15 actually, the red LED seen on the robo-sandwich wasn't invented until 1962
The fact that WHEATLEY is the only one to not be made yet is insane
I mean, robots/Ai are becoming more common so…
im pretty sure the mad milk was confirmed to be from mutated cows and not THAT stuff
Oh was it? Do you know where it says that?
@@llennoxyt Publicity blurb says "They always say that milk does a body good. What they don't know is that we've carefully infused our cows with some sweet wholesome thermonuclear radiation. Our milk tastes great and it will also give you the strength to kick ass!"
@@Nicoder6884 Do you have a link to it? I would love it to be that instead of the scout's special sauce
@@llennoxyt For some reason, TH-cam really didn't like it whenever I tried to put a link into a new comment, so I edited my previous comment instead.
great video!
Hopefully this video pops off on the algorithm
Doing a quick research I discover that sliced bread was invented in 1912. That could mean Heavy's sandvich could not be invented until then, but then again, you could just slice the bread with a knife. So i will give the benefit of the doubt to the 1800s
Yes I did forget about sliced bread but I do agree bread could’ve just been cut like that naturally 🙃
Cleaver har a design of the handle (a piece of blade metal between two pieces of wood) that was created relatevely recently
Thank you for doing reskins
I love reskins, and if you love reskins as much as I do, then you should check this out: th-cam.com/video/zT5Hzul2bpw/w-d-xo.html
the necro smasher has a plastic hand on the handle, placing it no earlier than 1907
20:07 of course the flamethrower Pyro uses is called an M1 flamethrower.
I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT, THATS SO FUNNY ACTUALLY 😂
I feel like Weatley could be invented now or a bit later because of the rise of robots and ai being more common but honestly why would you want him to be real-
Gunboats are boots worn by US troops in nam with metal slapped on. Its date should be the creation/adoption date of the jungle boot.
Rip, The Huntsman. 💀
I thought it would be which weapon in tf2 were made first, not the weapons themselves
the bow is really old. older than most blades weapons I think
The original seems like it took inspiration from the panzerfaust from ww2
Ooo thanks!
no way this man put a banana before ice💀
Yes way I did 💀
I thought the eagles started to be used during the Marian reforms.
maul should be in grordbort era as i think it was inspired by it
The maul is a giant wrench
Nah i refuse to acknowledge that cleaner's carbine is not an MP-5 with silencer
buffalo steak comes before the ham shank, cuz people ate raw meat before they learnt to cook it
Are they not both raw?
maybe i was distracted but i didn't hear the huntsman, and i dont want to watch the video again ro verify it
It’s in there in the electrical tape weapons (:
26:38 Never confirmed that Scout's the source.
Easy mistake to make, and no biggie, but I just wanna point out that "Stielhandgranate" doesn't mean throwable hand grenade, it's more like.. stem hand grenade? you know like the stem of an apple? Anyways, it basically means hand grenade on a stick and the stick is used as a force multiplier to be able to throw it further so throwable hand grenade is a good description regardless
Huh, okay! Everywhere online said that it stood for throwable hand grenade but also I don’t speak German so I could be wrong
i love tf2 schizoposters
In tf2 Lore Shakespearicles invented the rocket launcher in the 18th century, along with the united states
Awesome video
26:10 damn all those are based off the *rocket jumper* of 1961
Wait I'm confused so why is the original placed in 1996 because of the video game quake but the light saber and dress cutter are placed when it is made In real life instead of the movie/ game? Really great video btw I'm just a little confused
So rocket launchers have been around since whenever time period I said, but the design of the original was not “created” in a sense until the release of quake.
In tf2 we see that the batsaber disintegrates enemies upon killing them so we know the batsaber is not just a model lightsaber but a REAL lightsaber. That being said, a real working lightsaber was created in 2020. Does that make sense? I can try and explain it a different way if need be
Ok that makes a lot of since thank you so much for responding :3
You’re welcome! Have a good night/day (:
oh hi thanks for tuning in im *still a piece of garbaage*
at 29:37 you mention the dan wesson ppk .357 and then put up a picture of a completely different gun on screen?
Did I?? I’m so sorry! I grabbed the one from the website when I looked up a Dan Wesson ppk.357!
wait did you get the info for the kunai from the fucking rule34 website
NOOOO DON'T SAY THAT IT'S NOT WHERE I GOT IT FROM I GOT IT FROM HERE : www.1066.co.nz/Mosaic%20DVD/whoswho/text/Kunai[1].htm
This is really interesting even though it sounds really lame
Is this a compliment or a put down?
@@llennoxyt compliment. TF2 TH-camrs make anything interesting, it's one of the reasons the community is so great.
@@thislink1519 Aww okay, thank you!
But Lennox TF2 you didn’t talk about the Scottish handshake because it’s technically older than the bottle 🤓
Did I not? I think I did in 1680
I put this on for background noise did he mention the engineers buildings?
I clicked on this video expecting a bill wurtz style recap of the update history of team fortress 2 focused on weapons... not gonna lie, a bit disappointed but this is still cool i guess
Sorry I could not deliver on those expectations but his editing style is really amazing!!
The escape plan and equaliser are mattocks are they not?
shouldn't the unarmed combat be placed in the same time as the bat outta hell if not before
No, every weapon was made in 2007-2017, TF2 wasn't around in 3200 BC 💀
12:07 "released in 1830"
Weird Request but could you do history of TC2 weapons?
Perhaps… 👀
HERE BEFORE 5000 SUBS
Damn 40 minutes?
please for the shortstop have it a minimum of 3 hours
If I get to 10K subs then I def will! (maybe not the 3 hours part but it will def be an hour)
@@llennoxyt 1 hour is still fine, but ideally you would do 12 hours, like someone else did talking about badwater