What a bum!! What's with the wrinkled shirt 👕? Some sofistigated comedy with a wrinkled 👕 shirt? The shirt hurt my eyes the entire time. I could not look at it, it isent a $900 dollar shirt but still get it ironed. Do you live in a cave? I know a cave has no electricity so that would be acceptable.
I just discovered you via dry bar comedy. Juuust right. That bit with the "there no dumb questions" was brilliant. Hope to see more of you. Are some of your full sets somewhere available where I can pay via paypal?
@@DennisReganComedy Hey Dennis we can we get some new material from ya? Merry Christmas to you Brian. Love your guys stuff. " I see two shoes & I keep walking "
Thanks Dennis! Good writing, super delivery (loved the razor description flying off your tongue like a machine gun), great presence. When you come to SW Florida again (hope) I really want to bring my wife to hear your live show.
Funny funny stuff like the way I like my martinis nice and dry and your delivery and your timing is impeccable I'll be sure to look for more of your work I had to pause it I was laughing too hard at...'Turbo Max took a chunk of flesh... machete fight with a Banana Farmer'... only because you set it up with 'Chicago looking for your glasses'... Deadpan delivery is spot-on thanks
@@DennisReganComedy I am willing to stake my life on the fact they clicked dislike within those first few seconds. It appears to be a different video due to the age of the intro clip. lol Of course there is the possibility that some clicked dislike because there was no vulgarity. Either way, they are wrong. lol
@@DennisReganComedy You're welcome :) I've watched your special on Dry Bar countless time and laugh every time. Very observant of you. I'm from South Africa. They teach British English in our schools. (And now you've made my day!)
Hey Dennis! I opened for Ricky Nelson in Norfolk, Nebraska, in 1971..... You're 58....I'm 68, I have a friend, 78, and my cat is 88, ......in cat years!
Dennis Regan: Will you marry me? My sun sign is Aries and that is all I am willing to divulge at this time. I watched your 38 minute set on Dry Bar Comedy four times in a row and fell in love. Seriously, thank you for your wicked awesome humor Sugar!!!
Hello, Kris. Thank you for your very kind message. You made my day. I can’t marry you because i’m already married to two different woman which makes my girlfriend so mad. Besides, the Aries thing would be a deal breaker. Thanks again.
But it really does last about 10 years. Meanwhile the metal will rust away your counter top but that's you're fault for not shaving your cat and dog and wife while you were trying not to bleed to death.
I no longer thought it was possible...to be very funny yet clean at the same time. I fully enjoyed this and many other videos of yours. If you're ever in Boise again let me know. I'd love to see one of your shows live. And who knows, maybe I'll sit behind you on a flight from Boise to SLC and get to read your sign.
Dennis, you're a comic that I could just listen to forever, the jokes just get better, But that second joke (Don't wanna go home) is probably the funniest I've ever heard.
@@DennisReganComedy I'm trying to convince my wife we should call our first kid Glarbsttentenford. She's not into it. While I'm here, are there plans for another live album once the clubs are back open? How's any new material going? I listened to Vexed again at work today, welding and laughing ain't easy.
@@DennisReganComedy I've watched it twice. I come home from work, and pretty much just relax watching your videos. Here's a question, maybe something you could talk about on your next long form video, what comics currently working do you really like?
My mind is blown. I can't remember how many siblings you guys had growing up, but would you say that you and Brian had/have a special connection, being wired so similarly? Or was the whole family this way? I'm impressed with how good (and similar) you both are!
Hey Caleb, Thanks for your very nice message. There are eight of us. We're all pretty darn funny, I'd say. Brian and I are the only ones that do stand up. And that gives us that extra connection.
I laughed and that's enough. 👍😎 Been watching bits scattered around. Found you and subbed. I promise you, that I am not as creepy as that read...I think. BTW, you and Brian have finally found the correct activity.
I can't believe I'm just now seeing(and hearing) your comedy. I guess that Brian guy has been hogging the spotlight. I'm putting a hat on right now so I can reach up and tip the brim in your direction! And who are the 5 dead heads that put their thumbs down?
So, I walked into a dollar store and asked the cashier if everything in the store was a dollar. She said it was. I glanced around, shrugged my shoulders and said, "I'll take it!" True story.
Richard Darlington Did she act like she had never heard that before? I should probably go to work at a dollar store for a few years, just to get an accurate count of how often that happens. It’s worth it for science.
I once told a server in a restaurant that my baked potato seemed like something that was grown in the ground. I stood by a sign in a clothing store & “complained” to the employees that I didn’t want ANKLE SOCKS, I wanted socks that would cover my feet too. If I see a sign while driving that reads “End Construction,” I tell everyone in the car that if they’re building anything, they need to stop. “Soft Shoulder” causes me to verify on the shoulder next to me, and so on. I’m told there is no medication for the affliction we have.
Hey Dennis you just told the audience that you had a nap i figured that out as soon as you walked on the stage because you forget to change your XXXXXL gran dads jim jam top only hope your not wearing your granny draws lol but seriously though you are a BRILLIANT stand up comedian
@@DennisReganComedy Hi again Denis thank you for replying to my comment just wondering if you have any Irish ancestry because your name couldn't be any more Irish then mine yes i am from the emerald Isle i lived in The Big Apple for a number of years way back in the eighties like most young Irish did when we had no work here great memories keep making people laugh Denis kind regards Alan Ireland
I am in UK and have just found you. If you really are 58 where the heck have you been hiding all these years? Good old fashioned, clean, humour and VERY FUNNY! However, drop the b/w cutaway shit - no need. You're hilarious and don't need any, crass, gimmicks!
All the Office Depot manager in the story had to say was, "Are those items on the table? No, they're in your cart. Only items on the table are $1. Deal's off; but, because I'm nice, I'll sell you those items in your cart for $1 each."
Strange how unfunny people like Jim Jefferies get hour long specials and their own talk show but you and others who are quite clean and hilarious are not uber famous. I know comedy is relative but come on. Have fun. : )
That Darn Dennis Hypermobility type of EDS/Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. I get hurt while sleeping. The ligaments are too lax & that allows the joint to move out of range, just like you mentioned your shoulder slipping out. It’s a genetic connective tissue condition. A physical therapist for sports conditioning has helped me a lot. Ain’t it great being Irish etc!
That Darn Dennis I wear wrist supports to bed...unless I forget, like last night. Now my arms hurt writing this. I was misdiagnosed as having Fibromyalgia & after paying 15-20 specialists, I was the one who figured out what I actually have, only to go to a geneticist to confirm it, then I got another $250 invoice. It’s pretty funny to me now.
That Darn Dennis I forgot to say, I pulled a back muscle really bad just rolling over in bed one time. I was about 25-years-old & that didn’t make sense because I had always been extremely athletic.
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The unique humor of Dennis Regan. The most down to Earth comedian the world will ever know.
Thank you, GM. I appreciate you watching and commenting.
“I don’t wanna go home!
I don’t wanna stay here”
ON THE GROUND, DYING😂
Thank you, WD6
Sir I don't generally find just any comedian funny but you are 1 of the best. Best, clean and funny.
Thank you , YAV.
Mom and Dad Regan really gave us great comedic sons. Love the vintage clips interspersed
Thank you, IJR.
@@DennisReganComedy how cool is it that you actually acknowledge your fan's comments? Nice. Wish I had found your vids sooner.
How much talent in one family! That shirt though… 😂😂😂😂
Ha! Yes. One of my biggest regrets in life. 😢
@@DennisReganComedy If that's one of your biggest regrets in life, you're doing everything right OX
What a bum!! What's with the wrinkled shirt 👕? Some sofistigated comedy with a wrinkled 👕 shirt? The shirt hurt my eyes the entire time. I could not look at it, it isent a $900 dollar shirt but still get it ironed. Do you live in a cave? I know a cave has no electricity so that would be acceptable.
This guy is SO darn good...
Thank you very much, Alfredo. ( I know, I'm a bit late with this reply. lol)
So it took 5 years for this to show up as a recommendation from TH-cam. Better late than never. Loved it!
I’m glad you clicked it. Thanks for commenting, EM.
Funny Routine. Great Delivery! Well done!
Thank you, Jan.
You're the only other Glarbsttentenford I ever heard of!
that's too funny!
C’mon, it’s a pretty common name.
OTHER!?
Fordd with 2 d's.
thanks aaron, up to 183 now, no stopping me now. Right to the top.
I just discovered you via dry bar comedy. Juuust right.
That bit with the "there no dumb questions" was brilliant.
Hope to see more of you.
Are some of your full sets somewhere available where I can pay via paypal?
Oh, Dennis! Loving this little set - right on time. Have a great week! OX
Thank you very much , Gina!
Re-watching for the umpteenth time in six years. Dennis, you're a natural! Your delivery just never gets old!
Thank you, Bagheera!
I'm not impressed with most comedians, but this guy makes me laugh.
Thank you, Sukijopa.
My favorite comedian. I wish there was more of him out there for us persons enjoy
Wow. Thank you , Jose. There is some talk about cloning me. But so far it’s just talk.
@@DennisReganComedy Hey Dennis we can we get some new material from ya? Merry Christmas to you Brian. Love your guys stuff. " I see two shoes & I keep walking "
Thanks, NFC. I’m working on it.
There could be more of him everywhere, find his split personality and send it to the mid west northeast and Mexico he would be everywhere
Thanks Dennis! Good writing, super delivery (loved the razor description flying off your tongue like a machine gun), great presence. When you come to SW Florida again (hope) I really want to bring my wife to hear your live show.
You are very kind. Thanks.
It looks like that crowd has been sitting there since 1960 waiting for you to come on stage.
1957. The Ted Mack Show.
Best comic in the history of mankind. At least I think so.
That makes two of us. Wait... are you being sarcastic?
No sir!
Thank you, Jay.
Funny funny stuff like the way I like my martinis nice and dry and your delivery and your timing is impeccable I'll be sure to look for more of your work I had to pause it I was laughing too hard at...'Turbo Max took a chunk of flesh... machete fight with a Banana Farmer'... only because you set it up with 'Chicago looking for your glasses'... Deadpan delivery is spot-on thanks
Thanks Tommy. i don't know why I'm just finding this comment now. But much appreciated.
Laughed throughout man, you're making comedy out of nowhere
Thank you , YH.
Nebraska ... Norfolk, Nebraska.
That's the middle of nowhere. 😉
Love this guy
Thank you, Corey.
Your a funny man Dennis , love from the UK x
Thank you very much , Dave!
LMAO!! The intro almost had me bail on this video.
Glad I waited 3 seconds. lol
I’m glad you stuck around too. I wonder if some of my dislikes 👎 came from people that just watched first 2 seconds. Lol
@@DennisReganComedy
I am willing to stake my life on the fact they clicked dislike within those first few seconds.
It appears to be a different video due to the age of the intro clip. lol
Of course there is the possibility that some clicked dislike because there was no vulgarity.
Either way, they are wrong. lol
So glad i found you on Dry Bar. You're one of my top 3 favourite comedians.
Oh, wow. Thanks for telling me so. You made my day.
You spelled favorite with a U. Can I ask where you’re from?
@@DennisReganComedy You're welcome :) I've watched your special on Dry Bar countless time and laugh every time.
Very observant of you. I'm from South Africa. They teach British English in our schools. (And now you've made my day!)
Hey Dennis! I opened for Ricky Nelson in Norfolk, Nebraska, in 1971..... You're 58....I'm 68, I have a friend, 78, and my cat is 88, ......in cat years!
Lol. Does the cat drive an Oldsmobile 88?
By the way, I have been to Norfolk Nebraska. Johnny Carson’s hometown.
Dennis Regan: Will you marry me? My sun sign is Aries and that is all I am willing to divulge at this time. I watched your 38 minute set on Dry Bar Comedy four times in a row and fell in love.
Seriously, thank you for your wicked awesome humor Sugar!!!
Hello, Kris. Thank you for your very kind message. You made my day. I can’t marry you because i’m already married to two different woman which makes my girlfriend so mad. Besides, the Aries thing would be a deal breaker. Thanks again.
I love the black-and-white audience cutaways
Thanks, Sonny. I thought you would. 🤓
Barbasol now has a rustproof bottom! Wish I did.
But it really does last about 10 years. Meanwhile the metal will rust away your counter top but that's you're fault for not shaving your cat and dog and wife while you were trying not to bleed to death.
This guy is So funny !!! I love this Guy !!! 😂
Thank you very much , user!
I can relate to the butter bit.i stand there at the butter section trying to remember the one that i bought last time
NOT the one for $12/lb. Ridiculous.
Dennis Baird I highly recommend Earth Balance, not to be confused with Smart Balance, which sucks.
Did the pajama bottoms not fit? Love your stand up Dennis!
Thanks, Doc. The pajama bottoms are actually under my pants. 🤓
I no longer thought it was possible...to be very funny yet clean at the same time. I fully enjoyed this and many other videos of yours. If you're ever in Boise again let me know. I'd love to see one of your shows live. And who knows, maybe I'll sit behind you on a flight from Boise to SLC and get to read your sign.
Thank you very much. A&T L.S.
Dennis, you’re f****** hilarious 🤣
Thanks, SA. You're very f***** kind. 🤓
I like this guy.
Thanks, RR.
I forgot what I wanted to say here. Dennis is really funny. Know what's great about getting Alzheimers?..... You make new friends every day.
Hey, great video, so funny. 😍😂😂😂😂
Hey back JJ. Thanks for watching and complimenting.
@@DennisReganComedy anytime, 😊
Beautiful!
Thank you, Frank.
Dennis, you're a comic that I could just listen to forever, the jokes just get better, But that second joke (Don't wanna go home) is probably the funniest I've ever heard.
What a wonderful compliment. Thanks for this!
@@DennisReganComedy I'm trying to convince my wife we should call our first kid Glarbsttentenford. She's not into it.
While I'm here, are there plans for another live album once the clubs are back open? How's any new material going? I listened to Vexed again at work today, welding and laughing ain't easy.
I’m working on some stuff. Have you seen my special on the Drybar channel?
@@DennisReganComedy I've watched it twice. I come home from work, and pretty much just relax watching your videos. Here's a question, maybe something you could talk about on your next long form video, what comics currently working do you really like?
I was at a dollar store and heard on the announcer a cashier asking for a price check. ●__ o
My mind is blown. I can't remember how many siblings you guys had growing up, but would you say that you and Brian had/have a special connection, being wired so similarly? Or was the whole family this way? I'm impressed with how good (and similar) you both are!
Hey Caleb, Thanks for your very nice message. There are eight of us. We're all pretty darn funny, I'd say. Brian and I are the only ones that do stand up. And that gives us that extra connection.
Caleb Carter it here’s a bit in one of Brian’s stand up where he says his mom and dad were quite funny and did pranks on them... especially his dad...
The best from him to date.
Dennis, I read that you are a well-known connoisseur of pickles. If this is the case, you have just found your kindred pickle spirit with me.
Where did you get that, denadear? I’m afraid to ask.
Awesome!! So dang funny!
I thought it was you. Thank you for the compliment.
he is quality 😂
Thank you , Ashley. You are too!
I laughed and that's enough. 👍😎
Been watching bits scattered around. Found you and subbed. I promise you, that I am not as creepy as that read...I think.
BTW, you and Brian have finally found the correct activity.
LOL , Thanks, AB.
I can't believe I'm just now seeing(and hearing) your comedy. I guess that Brian guy has been hogging the spotlight. I'm putting a hat on right now so I can reach up and tip the brim in your direction! And who are the 5 dead heads that put their thumbs down?
Thanks Michael.
Funny stuff! Love both Dennis and Brian. Couple of very witty and funny guys.
Thank you very much , JS75.
So good
Thank you very much, Toast.
Oh man... that's some funny stuff right there! And hey... you're up to 180 subscribers now! #GreenComedian
Thanks AG. Over 1500 now. A bit slow with this reply though.
Great stuff
Thanks, White.
So, I walked into a dollar store and asked the cashier if everything in the store was a dollar. She said it was. I glanced around, shrugged my shoulders and said, "I'll take it!"
True story.
Cool. 😎
Richard Darlington Did she act like she had never heard that before? I should probably go to work at a dollar store for a few years, just to get an accurate count of how often that happens. It’s worth it for science.
Richard Darlington I’m guilty of doing that sort of thing - all the time. Nobody wants to go to the store with me anymore.
I once told a server in a restaurant that my baked potato seemed like something that was grown in the ground.
I stood by a sign in a clothing store & “complained” to the employees that I didn’t want ANKLE SOCKS, I wanted socks that would cover my feet too.
If I see a sign while driving that reads “End Construction,” I tell everyone in the car that if they’re building anything, they need to stop. “Soft Shoulder” causes me to verify on the shoulder next to me, and so on. I’m told there is no medication for the affliction we have.
I myself will go into Walmart and other places when the cashier's asked me if I had trouble finding anything I asked them why did you hide stuff
Brian Regan´s older brother?
raultejedor - Yep.
Brian has less time for comedy now that he attends a alcoholic’s support group in a church. 🤣
Darla is talking about Brian's acting gig on Loudermilk.
he's right, the sign should've said "each item 1 dollar"
I'm always right. I think. I'm not sure. Maybe.
I enjoyed the set but then you had to roll the credits Star Wars style and I had a panic attack.
I see what you did there, Carl. 🤓👌
So underated
Thank you, BR.
Hey Dennis you just told the audience that you had a nap i figured that out as soon as you walked on the stage because you forget to change your XXXXXL gran dads jim jam top only hope your not wearing your granny draws lol but seriously though you are a BRILLIANT stand up comedian
Thanks for such a nice compliment, Alan.
@@DennisReganComedy Hi again Denis thank you for replying to my comment just wondering if you have any Irish ancestry because your name couldn't be any more Irish then mine yes i am from the emerald Isle i lived in The Big Apple for a number of years way back in the eighties like most young Irish did when we had no work here great memories keep making people laugh Denis kind regards Alan Ireland
When are you coming back to Texas?
I just flew over Texas today. 🤓
@@DennisReganComedy Aw, man! C'mon! 😂😂
4:38, what a heck was THAT!?
Any other Funny members of the Regan family? ;)
Yes there are. Quite a few. Thanks
Very funny 👍
Thanks, KG. I appreciate it.
Who edited this lol
Me. I’m kind of a one man band. Thanks for watching, Dileep.
This vid has way too few likes..come on, folks.
I am in UK and have just found you. If you really are 58 where the heck have you been hiding all these years? Good old fashioned, clean, humour and VERY FUNNY! However, drop the b/w cutaway shit - no need. You're hilarious and don't need any, crass, gimmicks!
Thank you very much, Mike in the UK.
Thank god for fitted shirts these days.
Applause till you left the bldg? That audience has amazing collective eyesight
AKA : they kept the clap going until we handed out penicillin
because i had a nap :)
All the Office Depot manager in the story had to say was, "Are those items on the table? No, they're in your cart. Only items on the table are $1. Deal's off; but, because I'm nice, I'll sell you those items in your cart for $1 each."
I like that. Now we’re starting to sound like Abbot and Costello. 👍
@@DennisReganComedy I don't know. 😆
Otter Guy No he’s on second!
Those Regan boys, they're cute, but ... they sure have a fondness for oversized pyjama tops, I mean shirts - and napping. No coinkidinkie me thinkie.
That was me at :24
dude was this like 1982
Dude, This was like 1928.
Dude, This was like 1928.
He is so funny. Too bad about the dress shirt.
Michael O'Brien - I regret it myself.
That Darn Dennis, you respond to TH-cam comments? That’s awesome!
It adds to the performance, dont regret it. Great set
I like his dress shirt.
Gina Alspaugh, so did the people living inside that tent of a shirt.
Strange how unfunny people like Jim Jefferies get hour long specials and their own talk show but you and others who are quite clean and hilarious are not uber famous. I know comedy is relative but come on. Have fun. : )
Jasmine Pim - JP, Comedy is so subjective. A lot of people don't care for what I do. I'm glad you do. Thanks for commenting. Dennis
Jasmine Pim unfunny. Really. THIS is funny.
No doubt, Jefferies panders to the crowd that lives in the US and hates it though, it's a sad sign of the times when that makes him tons of money.
Jasmine Pim Jim Jefferies is the worst. He’s not funny, he’s annoying. I downvote all his videos.
17 full minutes .I doubt that
Why is the audience from the 50s?😂😂😂
That’s life with hEDS.
What does that mean, Darla?
That Darn Dennis Hypermobility type of EDS/Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. I get hurt while sleeping. The ligaments are too lax & that allows the joint to move out of range, just like you mentioned your shoulder slipping out. It’s a genetic connective tissue condition. A physical therapist for sports conditioning has helped me a lot. Ain’t it great being Irish etc!
That Darn Dennis
I wear wrist supports to bed...unless I forget, like last night. Now my arms hurt writing this.
I was misdiagnosed as having Fibromyalgia & after paying 15-20 specialists, I was the one who figured out what I actually have, only to go to a geneticist to confirm it, then I got another $250 invoice. It’s pretty funny to me now.
That Darn Dennis I forgot to say, I pulled a back muscle really bad just rolling over in bed one time. I was about 25-years-old & that didn’t make sense because I had always been extremely athletic.
That doesn’t sound like very much fun. I wish you continued relief. ❤️