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I once threw a dart through the little tail fins of another dart that was actually in the dartboard correctly. Don't ask me how I managed this, I still don't know.
Hi. Time traveler from the future here (yeah, where what is referred to here as “The Dartening” has happened, though it isn’t really defined by name or words anymore, it just is). We call this lesser spotted occurrence a “Robin Hood”.
@@harperhale-gibson1102 the dartening has not been stopped, only delayed. The dartening cannot be stopped. Everyone will get good at the darts, using the strategy of doreen smiles. Do not resist. Come join us.
I was going insane in isolation but this actually made this worse I feel like I'm stuck on an island and the message in the bottle is just gibberish. Thank you
Now the question is: Was he named Zuko because he always looks mildly disgruntled or does he look that way in order to fulfill the legacy of his namesake?
i work at a store that specializes in dart supplies, and you would not BELIEVE the amount of people that share the same perspective as you. we're shutting down in 2 days and our sales for dart kits (board, dart sets, wall protection foam) right now is actually higher than christmas. you're absolutely right, the dartening is upon us.
There is no need for confirmation. The dartener has already spoken, and his words are truth. Deciphering them is an insult to... Ok i'm finished. Funny, though
@@schoo9256 yeah bud!! a lot of our clientele play in leagues professionally for cash, and we get a lot of recreational dudes in too. it's a fun place to work bc you are literally encouraged to throw darts in your spare time to learn how different styles fly. it's a small business so i don't wanna disclose the name bc then y'all would know where i live tho lmao
do you want everyone to die? is that what you want? mass death? everyone? the blast from the recording station will kill us all immediately is this what you want?
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 No, it just means "The girl who's waiting" in french. Since I'm french and I love to just wait for things to happen to me, I think it's perfect
It’s not a plague, the plague is the name of a specific disease that caused the great bubonic plague pandemic, it’s the coronavirus outbreak or pandemic.
Revisiting this gem from the early quarantine era. 5 months later, still in lockdown... things were so much simpler when this and tiger king defined reality.
That's really not far from the truth! We went to the same high school actually. I personally didn't know brian since i was in a lower grade, but he was incredibly talented and I watched him perform in musicals and write and sing songs for our school talent show, he was a bit of a legend at that school about 9 years ago
"I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest" Me, staring around my bedroom at half started crochet, the game I started making, the soap I made one time and never again, the books I've started writing, painting projects left unfinished, the books I never read, embroidery supplies I bought but never used, abandoned floor posters i haven't put up yet, video games purchased and mostly unplayed, the broken ps4 I bought 2 years ago that I haven't taken to a repair shop yet, the TH-cam channel I started with my friend, podcast ideas left to rot: ouch, Brian
lmao I have 10 instruments in my room. I can play two, and they're basically the same thing. That line definitely hit me hard. I've been spending my quarantine in my room laying in bed.
He's an actual singer in a band called The Altogether, so that makes sense Edit: I had said "a band called Polygon". I gotta start replying to shit before I'm fully awake
Me: My brain: 🎵The standard, the quarterback, the 180 chuck, the vin diesel, tweeze, and weasel, and the 12 point buck, the Christmas tree, the cntl z, the you and me and Dupree (oh wow), the hinge, and the ninja-🎵
In a world where darts are the most important thing, he's never gotten good at darts, and yet his own sister is the Chancellor of Darts. This must cause some family drama. Edit: I've been informed that his girlfriend is the Chancellor, and his sister is the reporter doing the press release. This is even more scandalous than I thought. How could the Chancellor of Darts be willing to be seen in a relationship with someone who's willing to attempt The Ninja without proper training? Can forbidden love bloom in these times, when darts are the only thing that matters?
Zuko looked like he feared for his life when he was sitting at the table, that poor cat is locked up with a crazy man who radiates chaotic neutral energy
1:07 Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected There's no longer language, only recognition There's no longer country, only corporate colors Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human Everyone can see it, everything's connected
I don’t know why “war is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening” hit so hard but I wouldn’t mind living in a society of only dart
fun fact this song was almost referenced in ai the somnium files nirvana initiative. for those of you who played the game, its the first time you visit boss's office as ryuki and select her dartboard
Oh yeah I totally only experience this feeling when I'm sick and on medicine and not every cursed night of my existence followed by a struggle to break out of sleep paralysis with a demon clawing at my blankets. Yep, only when I'm sick...
Early quarantine was an aesthetic, now it's just hell. Seriously, there are babies alive now who weren't even a twinkle in their parents eyes when this song came out.
There’s a little tiny part of me that’s upset that the most technically impressive part of the song had to take a backseat to deliver the Dart Chancellor’s message but it’s okay because now I guess I know how to correctly build the society of tomorrow
He’s back and stronger than ever, and definitely hasn’t been replaced by the jorts that killed him in the last video. No that would be absurd this is Brian and he is normal and not a pair of jorts. Like me and you, person reading this comment. You are not jorts not jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts
Hello my friends keep accosting me with images of denim objects and replacing the first letter of that object with a 'J'. So far we have Jairs (jean stairs) Jouch (jean couch) Jed (jean bed) Jondom (oh god) as well as Janties, Jarpet, Jampon, and many more. How do I get her to send me more? Asking for a myself.
I like the idea that Brian got really into darts as a quarantine hobby, forgets about it years into the future, and at 0:50 sees this on the news for the first time. For a second, you can see he completely forgot that he was into darts.
I’ve never made the connection before but after I watched this video, I’ve started to play darts with my dad almost daily. I think I’m prepared to get good at darts.
Little story time; I used to watch this every couple've months or so during quarantine, hoping that things might return to normal in the future and that vaccines might come out to protect people close to me that are clinically vulnerable; I'd think "some day, this is going to be more of a memory than the current state of things. It'll feel distant, even." Things are not fully back to normal as the variants are still around, but every now and then I'll come back to this video, and I'll be so happy that I *remember* the state the world was in. Thank you to everyone that had a part in keeping people as healthy as possible, and I hope this video continues to feel old
@@meeprific I just assumed it's both of them with his sister hitting the high notes haha. karen han is also credited at the end, so either she was only in the cameos here 0:33 and here 0:50, or she's a singer too :) to me it sounds like there are two different female voices
Why does it always look like he's in front of a green screen even just in his apartment? Are his powers too strong for this world and he has to astral project from another?
It’s not that everything looks like a green screen behind him, it’s that he makes green screens look natural to the point where there is no difference between green screen and reality.
it's also the spiritual cousin to lemon demon's redesign your logo "everyone's rebranded / all the fighting's over / say goodbye to conflict / that design's rejected"
hi Brian it's been 3 1/2 years since this was posted and I just wanted to say that I'm grateful that this is the song that got me through a specific world event, even though I never got good at darts and I regret it every day.
But don't you know? He's a video editing master! I bet they were just in a different room. Now, him and the *cat* on the other hand was deffo not social distancing
Ever tried *Chaotic Neutral?* It's the most insane. I could go to work today & pay bills, or I could go live in a hermit cave somewhere in the backwoods of Alaska until Winter forces me into society again for a season. (When liquid propane (which is cheating) freezes, you get the F*** out of there & into a space with a furnace or 24-H cast-iron stove.)
My class showed this to our AP world teacher and he got confused and was all like “is this a new meme? I don’t understand it.” It is now a big meme in our school.
1:00 his eye turning into a dartboard is a subtle nod to the fact that i'd probably blind several people and possibly myself if i even attempt to get good at throwing darts
I once threw a dart through the little tail fins of another dart that was actually in the dartboard correctly. Don't ask me how I managed this, I still don't know.
nice work
@@briandavidgilbert We need a remake of your I want to hate my life song.
How did you manage it?
BRAVE BUT THIS TIME ITS DARTS
Hi. Time traveler from the future here (yeah, where what is referred to here as “The Dartening” has happened, though it isn’t really defined by name or words anymore, it just is).
We call this lesser spotted occurrence a “Robin Hood”.
I just realized that the reason this exists is because BDG is bored my god
Role model
Then forgive me for saying this but he needs to get bored more often then lol
Unrelated but is the news girl translator fails?
Nah really?
He's been staring at that dart board way too long
If Brian’s walls could talk, they would say “ouch”
“oh COME on!”
His walls can talk, they’ve just seen so much they’ve chosen not to.
I’m pretty sure he nailed their mouths shut with the darts
They would scream constantly
A small price to pay for salvation
You call it “bad at darts,” I call it freestyle acupuncture.
Glorious!
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
@@wow.7717 You can’t make me! I know my rights! *continued angry squawking as I am ushered out*
Sir this is a wendy’s
not sure thats exactly how accupuncture's supposed to work...
Attention: we did not heed this warning. We are now in the dark timeline, the timeline where we did not get good at darts.
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@@harperhale-gibson1102 the dartening has not been stopped, only delayed. The dartening cannot be stopped. Everyone will get good at the darts, using the strategy of doreen smiles. Do not resist. Come join us.
@@ondank you'll never have this world!
@@harperhale-gibson1102 Why that sepcific video. Whats the point
@@spibbleslol7212 what’s the video?
I was going insane in isolation but this actually made this worse I feel like I'm stuck on an island and the message in the bottle is just gibberish. Thank you
watch short anime bc long anime fills u w dread
That is a genuinely beautiful (and terrifying) metaphor holy shit
hey guys do you want some of my homework to occupy yourselves with or just talk? y'all okay?
yea but on the bright side, you just learned a new diy recipe!
666
Bdg is so bored that he finally remembered he had this channel
I am sad at how true this is. The Polygon vids have been adequate sustenance, but just not the same vibe.
It's time to get good at TH-cam
Pepijn he prolly doesn’t have too much time
Sad, but definitely true...
@@bergamt nice one.
No. No. No. This can't be seven months ago and about covid. No. No. It's only been a few weeks I swear.
Eight months now sadly......
Soon enough it'll be lockdown's birthday
@@the.muffin for real tho
And now your comment is one month old already...
Hope you got good at the darts
I love how Zuko always looks just mildly disgruntled at all times
I forgot Zuko was the cat and I was like??? Avatar in this video?
@@burtmacklinfbi5988 I mean yeah, he's also mildly disgruntled all the time, so yknow
just like Zuko in the show
...So basically he's a cat
Now the question is: Was he named Zuko because he always looks mildly disgruntled or does he look that way in order to fulfill the legacy of his namesake?
i work at a store that specializes in dart supplies, and you would not BELIEVE the amount of people that share the same perspective as you. we're shutting down in 2 days and our sales for dart kits (board, dart sets, wall protection foam) right now is actually higher than christmas. you're absolutely right, the dartening is upon us.
How is there even enough of a market for a specialty dart supplies store. If this is real; what a time to be alive.
There is no need for confirmation. The dartener has already spoken, and his words are truth. Deciphering them is an insult to...
Ok i'm finished. Funny, though
@@schoo9256 yeah bud!! a lot of our clientele play in leagues professionally for cash, and we get a lot of recreational dudes in too. it's a fun place to work bc you are literally encouraged to throw darts in your spare time to learn how different styles fly. it's a small business so i don't wanna disclose the name bc then y'all would know where i live tho lmao
@@emeraldbonsai this is technically my artist page, plus illianna nora isn't my real name, lol, it's a stage name
lol, x to doubt
Im not convinced Brians sister isn’t just him with a wig.
"Because we are siblings and we have the same hair!" [SCRAPING NOISES]
What do you mean wig?
Pfft, she is GORGEOUS!
Wait... what if Brian is also...
...Nope. Just gonna close that door right now.
I'm not convinced it isn't the other way around.
@@RawkManX The closet's getting tired of your shit Jared, it's kicking you out.
I've listened to this so many times
But I can never get up the courage until now to say, wow Brian, you really rhymed "Fine" with "Quarantine". Wow.
I THOUGHT IT SAID QUARANTIME WTF BRIAN THAT"S NOT HOW YOU SAY THE WORD.
I THOUGHT HE SAID BORING TIME WTF
He said "boring time", not quarantine
Mansion and Wis-can-sin v2
@@aggrave790 UHHHH no, the official captions say quarantine. He was being cute with slant rhymes.
bdg, Bill Wurtz, and Jack Stauber should make a song together
Oh my goodness that’s who I was reminded of
Bill Wurtz
we aren't ready for that amount of power yet
Valueselect too
and neil cicierega
do you want everyone to die? is that what you want? mass death? everyone? the blast from the recording station will kill us all immediately is this what you want?
"I wanted the skill but had no willpower to do all the rest"
When I die, please use this as my epitaph. That is the perfect way to describe my life.
Bold of you to assume you'll ever get around to dying.
Same
Is your name a Doctor Who reference?
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 No, it just means "The girl who's waiting" in french. Since I'm french and I love to just wait for things to happen to me, I think it's perfect
It all sounds so fun, but then I have to work for it and I'm like "ehh".
imagine in 40 years a history teacher showing this video to elaborate on what life was like during the corona plague
By then, all communication will be done via dartboard
*APUSH EXAM primary source* this video
Pixel Bytes this is so goddamn funny
It’s not a plague, the plague is the name of a specific disease that caused the great bubonic plague pandemic, it’s the coronavirus outbreak or pandemic.
We need this
1:21 - 1:35
this guy held a note for 14 seconds. impressive.
I was looking for a comment on how great he sang the song
Its a shame that Brian will have been dead for 23 years before ever getting to put those dart skills to the test
I understood that reference!
I understood that reference!
I understood the reference!
I understood that reference!
I understood that reference!
- makes jorts (✅)
- two beds (✅)
- sold soul to demon (✅)
- good at darts (work in progress)
Surely he's managed to sell the beds by now
@@Sharptooth101 I mean, I'd hope so. Nothing bad has ever happened on them
- Have mixed relationship with trees (✅)
- has become a lake (✅)
- has a crab claw (surgically removed)
This is literally the only good thing about the last two weeks. -John
Hey you’re those guys
BDG never forgets to be awesome.
most ambitious crossover event in history
The fact that John watches/ has at one point watched BDG is literally the only good thing about this decade so far
AH this made my day my two favorite online people in one video
Revisiting this gem from the early quarantine era. 5 months later, still in lockdown... things were so much simpler when this and tiger king defined reality.
_bad news, Dylan._
Update: the dartening has failed; the world is in chaos. We have failed.
I'm here from a much later time
_Itsstillkindashitty_
It's September of 2021 and I am consistently surprised about how many things are so shitty and also emotionally numb to everything being shitty.
The chancellor of darts is the enby representation we needed
Brian claims to have been in "a few plays", but he sounds like "have been doing musicals for the past 7 years".
That's really not far from the truth! We went to the same high school actually.
I personally didn't know brian since i was in a lower grade, but he was incredibly talented and I watched him perform in musicals and write and sing songs for our school talent show, he was a bit of a legend at that school about 9 years ago
Brandon That doesn’t surprise me at all!
@@RandomNumbers1337 I wouldn't be surprised if Brian came out the womb a chaotic, scarily creative, and legendary individual
@@RandomNumbers1337 that's sick!
"I want the skill but have no willpower to do all the rest"
Me, staring around my bedroom at half started crochet, the game I started making, the soap I made one time and never again, the books I've started writing, painting projects left unfinished, the books I never read, embroidery supplies I bought but never used, abandoned floor posters i haven't put up yet, video games purchased and mostly unplayed, the broken ps4 I bought 2 years ago that I haven't taken to a repair shop yet, the TH-cam channel I started with my friend, podcast ideas left to rot: ouch, Brian
I feel called out
damn ok @ me next time
lmao I have 10 instruments in my room. I can play two, and they're basically the same thing. That line definitely hit me hard. I've been spending my quarantine in my room laying in bed.
FYI: trouble finishing tasks can be a symptom of ADHD (inattentive and hyperactive types)
I've got ADHD and chronic fatigue so my brain is like "PROJECTS" and my body is like "b e d"
1:26 those harmonies are genuinely beautiful what the hell is this?
He's an actual singer in a band called The Altogether, so that makes sense
Edit: I had said "a band called Polygon". I gotta start replying to shit before I'm fully awake
Me:
My brain: 🎵The standard, the quarterback, the 180 chuck, the vin diesel, tweeze, and weasel, and the 12 point buck, the Christmas tree, the cntl z, the you and me and Dupree (oh wow), the hinge, and the ninja-🎵
My brain too: the ninja is an advanced technique that should not be attempted by amateur dartsmiths
I literally have this memorized and it’ll just stick in my head for hours
In a world where darts are the most important thing, he's never gotten good at darts, and yet his own sister is the Chancellor of Darts. This must cause some family drama.
Edit: I've been informed that his girlfriend is the Chancellor, and his sister is the reporter doing the press release. This is even more scandalous than I thought. How could the Chancellor of Darts be willing to be seen in a relationship with someone who's willing to attempt The Ninja without proper training? Can forbidden love bloom in these times, when darts are the only thing that matters?
I'm pretty sure his girlfriend is the Chancellor of Darts while his sister is a reporter.
It's why he was allowed to live for so long.
I need a written story of this stat XD
@@stematart1327 Nepotism in the Time of the Dartening
@@mastermarkus5307 This is changes everything in an even more dramatic way.
Zuko looked like he feared for his life when he was sitting at the table, that poor cat is locked up with a crazy man who radiates chaotic neutral energy
he is just...a little barbarian. who doesn't give a shit about smart stuff like chess and darts
That's rough, buddy
*chaotic good energy
@@dayngeros I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
I just hope Zuko is still at full HP.
1:07
Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over
Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected
There's no longer language, only recognition
There's no longer country, only corporate colors
Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human
Everyone can see it, everything's connected
Man straight up made a dart cult indoctrination video
LD fans and bdg fans are the same people change my mind
everytime i watch this i think this omg
"Quarantime" "11 months ago" It's almost been a year now boys. Someone save us.
your comment cannot have been written 3 months ago nope nope nope
@@lilyparker6611 hey imagine how i feel your comment was two whole months ago
@@allmycoolbeans tbh i've accepted it at this point :')
This comment can't have been 8 months ago
This is such aggressive “I’m alone my apartments that means I can do anything“ vibes an I love it.
yes
yes
Yes
But he's not alone in his apartment in this one.
@@ye8853 omg your name
I appreciate the SEVERAL dozens of holes in the wall from missed dart throws.
Might not be getting that security deposit back.
But it won't matter by the year 2053
@@TheLegendofphantom you know what will matter though?
@@tbush7316 D A R T S
there's a hole in my wall a solid three feet above the dartboard because I missed that badly
This reminds me of "Dart Juice: it's worth it" by Balloon Shop
Do you enjoy d-d-d-d-d-darts?
Yesssssss
Lmao yes, great vid
This has the same energy, structure, and scripting of an episode of Regular Show and I love it
This is Regular Show and 'have you seen my laptop?' is Adventure Time
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
HES BEEN RELEASED
Deafening_Bird98 Sucks And by released you mean cooped up by quarantine right
@@abbeyangevine1773 He's been contained but his imagination knows no bounds and shall not be quelled
@@impiish5414 I'll take "extremely threatening messages" for 500, alex
Abbey Angevine no. He’s been stuck in the Polydungeon for too long.
only 33 years until world peace, too bad brian’s gonna be dead 23 years before the dartening :/
Slagathor Screesnauce ah a man of culture i see
may 6 2030 is when I will die
@@zoobnash2578 at least he doesn't have to worry about retirement
That demon’s still here, I do not know why.
Why is he going to die so young?
I don’t know why “war is just a whisper in the memories of those who can recall a time before the dartening” hit so hard but I wouldn’t mind living in a society of only dart
fun fact this song was almost referenced in ai the somnium files nirvana initiative. for those of you who played the game, its the first time you visit boss's office as ryuki and select her dartboard
I feel like Brian wakes up in a cold sweat every night and scribbles down the first thing that comes to mind and then forces us relive it with him.
The dartpocalypse draws closer
I somehow have nostalgia for this song already. I'm not complaining though.
this feels like a hazy dream you have when your high off cough syrup and have a fever
The first time I read this, I read "corn syrup" and I did not question it.
Oops if you have a fever you should probably get that checked out
Oh yeah I totally only experience this feeling when I'm sick and on medicine and not every cursed night of my existence followed by a struggle to break out of sleep paralysis with a demon clawing at my blankets.
Yep, only when I'm sick...
I feel like this describes most of BDG's videos
This man is capable of gaining and losing 10 years of age with facial hair alone.
Depending on his hair/facial hair, he either has Twink or Big Dad Energy, but he will always possess his Theatre Bi Energy
He's approx 56 in the most recent video
@@mariocamspam72 ????
@@mariocamspam72 i- huh????? 1 this is a cis man 2 why the sick emojis????????????
@@abc-qh5fc a cis man?
Three days ago this video turned a year old. Where the hell did time go
Early quarantine was an aesthetic, now it's just hell. Seriously, there are babies alive now who weren't even a twinkle in their parents eyes when this song came out.
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is anyone going to talk about how many holes are in his wall around the dart board
He's not good at darts.... yet.
RIP their security deposit
Tbf, landlords steal security deposits anyway, so why not at this point
Psh, that's an afternoon or two of playing darts. In three months it'll be more hole then wall
It’s time to get good at the darts
is this a warning for something that only brian knows since he’s an omniscient being? an apocalypse mayhaps? i’m scared
Have you read the news?? There's literally a pandemic going on.
dartpocalypse
Luckily for him, he will be already dead long before the dartening happens
you said "mayhaps" xD
Adartcolypse if you will...
The unison at 0:44 is so perfect I can only hear one voice.
My dartboard broke recently and while watching this video, a tear rolled through my face
The voice of an angel, the mind of a lunatic
yeah pretty much that
I wouldn't say a lunatic. He is enlightened
All of the creative people of the world are releasing insanely inspiring and life-changing projects.
Brian: Darts.
You should expand the list you know. There isn't just Brian who does insanely inspiring and life-changing projects like darts.
You saying this ain't??
This entire channel has dystopian vibes and it's hysterical
This is one of those videos that is like a min long but feels like an hour
The bright side of quarantine is that BDG is locked away with his own thoughts until a masterpiece such as this emerges
LazyCyclist Imagine if he went even more insane than he already is. It would be terrifying.
There’s a little tiny part of me that’s upset that the most technically impressive part of the song had to take a backseat to deliver the Dart Chancellor’s message but it’s okay because now I guess I know how to correctly build the society of tomorrow
Technically impressive? Whatcha mean by that!
@@ecliptic_equinox their voices were soundin fly as hell!
I thought the first face zoom to open the video was the best part.
This has some strong "Redesign Your Logo" energy towards the end there
Yeah, it does :)
Now, ive never been the kind of person to find audivisuals "satisfying", but that choir at the end is just so goood
He’s back and stronger than ever, and definitely hasn’t been replaced by the jorts that killed him in the last video. No that would be absurd this is Brian and he is normal and not a pair of jorts. Like me and you, person reading this comment. You are not jorts not jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts
Thank you for this terrifying comment.
Hello my friends keep accosting me with images of denim objects and replacing the first letter of that object with a 'J'. So far we have
Jairs (jean stairs)
Jouch (jean couch)
Jed (jean bed)
Jondom (oh god)
as well as Janties, Jarpet, Jampon, and many more.
How do I get her to send me more? Asking for a myself.
@@a-aron5691 just hearing the word Jampon gave me toxic shock syndrome
JONDOM
Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack
I was beginning to think we’d lost him to polygon
he Is polygon
@@24601st absolutely true
I like the idea that Brian got really into darts as a quarantine hobby, forgets about it years into the future, and at 0:50 sees this on the news for the first time. For a second, you can see he completely forgot that he was into darts.
I’ve never made the connection before but after I watched this video, I’ve started to play darts with my dad almost daily.
I think I’m prepared to get good at darts.
Have you gotten good at darts?
@@soupsoup4245 I attempted The Ninja. Oh god. I got good at darts. *I’m ready.*
Brian on Polygon: *slow descent into madness occasionally but mostly ok*
Brian on his main channel: *cryptic shit*
Brian are you ok? do you need help?
I predict he'll go full-on mad artist and write a ton of masterpieces that won't be released until after he's dead and can't complain anymore.
Samuel Lasky we just have to wait until after May 6th, 2030
You know, there ARE some videos on his channel where you can see the word "help" briefly. Maybe he's trying to tell us something...
@@uilsoum875 dang it I was just about to make that joke, sigh... Always too late to do the funny haha :(
If you think he’s mad now, watch Watermelon Man from before he had a job...
Is this definitive proof that BDG is capable of writing a musical, because if so then I am ready
i NEED this man to write one
Check out stranger sings cause he kinda already did write one
He made two I think, sans visuals, with stranger sings and another one in the deep cuts playlist
I think the pokerap live perfomance was proof
He already did with dances moving.
Little story time; I used to watch this every couple've months or so during quarantine, hoping that things might return to normal in the future and that vaccines might come out to protect people close to me that are clinically vulnerable; I'd think "some day, this is going to be more of a memory than the current state of things. It'll feel distant, even."
Things are not fully back to normal as the variants are still around, but every now and then I'll come back to this video, and I'll be so happy that I *remember* the state the world was in. Thank you to everyone that had a part in keeping people as healthy as possible, and I hope this video continues to feel old
The speed at which he goes from deep in consideration to "it's time" right at the beginning is staggering
Why is no one talking about the soul-transcending harmony at the end like it just makes me want to hear more
OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
yeah same. its mesmerizing
It is good, I hadn’t noticed! Do you think it’s his sister singing...?
@@meeprific I just assumed it's both of them with his sister hitting the high notes haha. karen han is also credited at the end, so either she was only in the cameos here 0:33 and here 0:50, or she's a singer too :) to me it sounds like there are two different female voices
If you liked the harmony at the end, you'll love ELO, especially their album "Time"! I think that's where BDG got his inspo from?
I feel like he wants my darts set in Animal Crossing but doesn’t quite know how to ask for it in a non awkward way
I just got the dart set in Pocket Camp and this video releases shortly after. This is not just a coincidence.
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1:01 this cadence is so satisfying.
Gives me all the brain tingles. I'd love to find more songs with that. Just so good!
i love the detail of all the little holes next to the dartboard at the end
I find it important to add that this is likely the very same dartboard he acquired in the sims unraveled
I think they’re pretending that episode didn’t happen, since this video includes 0 jazz men despite taking place primarily in the jazz room.
Ed Slushie i had not noticed, and i must say the lack if jazz men is worrying me greatly. I hope they are all right.
i crit myself Presumably there turned out to be a limit to the amount of strange decor the roommates were willing to put up with lol
This boy put on a whole ass bald cap for a split second gag. Respect.
Nah he just took off his wig
It's clearly photoshopped though
What's a whole ass in the context of a bald cap?
600+ people cant tell when something is photo-shopped/edited, it seems.
@@Maffoo Take one ass cheek in the context of a bald cap, then multiply that by two.
When you think it’s over it just keeps going
Happy one year of getting good at darts
Nobody is talking about how he rhymed fine with quarantine and it's bothering me a lot.
Rion his rhyming ability is Shakespearean.
No I love it
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he rhymed fine with quarantine *time*
cute that you're talking about rhymes with rhyme as your icon,, this isn't sarcastic it's just a cute icon
Brian’s been locked in the polygon box for almost a year and boy golly did he come back with a bang.
I love how supportive his friends and family are with this and how they'll always help him with a video it's so sweet
Here is 2023 and im still waiting for the Dartening 😢
Well boys we did it, dystopia is now over
You mean it's starting. It's time to get good at the darts
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I thought you said dysphoria and I was so confused for a second-
@@godsclown4419 same
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Why does it always look like he's in front of a green screen even just in his apartment? Are his powers too strong for this world and he has to astral project from another?
superimposed energy
DUDE, Ssshhhh, wedontalkbouthat.
What we perceive as reality is merely brian's green screen
hes just got. SUCH regular edges. perfect for masking
It’s not that everything looks like a green screen behind him, it’s that he makes green screens look natural to the point where there is no difference between green screen and reality.
I can't believe that he removed the jazz paintings from the jazz painting room
Its quarter past two in the morning and now I'm not sure if I'm on acid, thanks a lot
"There is no more poverty or famine, there is only darts" is the spiritual successor to "No arms, no legs, no existential crisis, just worms"
it's also the spiritual cousin to lemon demon's redesign your logo
"everyone's rebranded
/ all the fighting's over / say goodbye to conflict / that design's rejected"
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Pardon?
@@calamaribowl8683 watch bdgs dancing tutorials :)
zuko playing chess,,, the cinematic artistry
the after-effect that slowed the footage down just makes it
dartistry, if you will
skarpetky i ABSOLUTELY will thank you very much
Not giving a shit about smart stuff +5
hi Brian it's been 3 1/2 years since this was posted and I just wanted to say that I'm grateful that this is the song that got me through a specific world event, even though I never got good at darts and I regret it every day.
This video turns 1 year old today and we're still in quarantine brb I'm gonna throw myself into the ocean
the return of the king
Glad to see you watch the good shit Gus
Gus continues to be my favorite person.
The you, me, and Dupree is definitely not social distancing
He's too strong. Social distancing is now beneath him.
The darts will protect them
You social distance w the weirdos that live w you as they have to put up with you all the time noe
But don't you know? He's a video editing master!
I bet they were just in a different room.
Now, him and the *cat* on the other hand was deffo not social distancing
roommates.
I've been having a ton of anxiety the last few days, and this going around my head is genuinely comforting ?¿
Thanks man, I was wondering what time it was
this man gets me sexually confused and I'm bi..
this comments section is brisexual
lol literally me
Lol I feel that. My boyfriend and I are both in love with him
Bdg is literally chaotic bisexual energy personified
Toni Lira *quietly slides pansexuality pamphlet across table*
I was watching this video and my dad called out from downstairs
*IS THAT THE SATURDAY SHORTS GUY*
totally happened
This is beautiful
Either fake or beautiful
why
why not both
I love how everyone here is legitimately amazing at singing, I'd listen to the background harmony for hours
Loved your video, keep up the great work.
All the time Brian spent writing and recording this song/video could have been spent getting good at darts.
BDG, the saviour of the anxious and vulnerable.
The patron saint of “we all wanna be chaotic good but are too scared to commit”
All hail our lord and saviour
Ever tried *Chaotic Neutral?* It's the most insane.
I could go to work today & pay bills, or I could go live in a hermit cave somewhere in the backwoods of Alaska until Winter forces me into society again for a season. (When liquid propane (which is cheating) freezes, you get the F*** out of there & into a space with a furnace or 24-H cast-iron stove.)
i love that first look to the camera as the song starts, just that solemn look in his eyes
My class showed this to our AP world teacher and he got confused and was all like “is this a new meme? I don’t understand it.” It is now a big meme in our school.
ICONIC
1:00 his eye turning into a dartboard is a subtle nod to the fact that i'd probably blind several people and possibly myself if i even attempt to get good at throwing darts
we’ve been blessed by the brian. let us all play darts in honor of Him. Let’s get good
I've had this playing in my head for days and I'm not tired of it yet, good shit brian
Wait no, what do you mean this was almost a year ago, quarantine hasn't been going on for *that* long, right?
.....right?????
I feel the same way...