@@SantaFishes101 I know. My grandfather had dementia, my mother schizophrenia and I several weird post infectious conditions. These diseases are renounced for having extremely low quality of life scores and they make sitting in a wheelchair seem like not much of a deal. (Don't get me wrong, of course, it can be but at least you are taken serious. People with schizophrenia or dementia often are locked away in care facilities and people with chronic fatigue syndrome or lupus are seen as mere hypochondriacs and don't get any public attention at all. People in wheelchairs also are less costly for the tax payer and often are able to work by themselves.)
Your videos are like anti clickbait, not only do you get whats on the tin, its way better than expected and there is always more hilarious nonsense afterwards. 10/10 this is one of my favorites.
@@B3lph3g0rbut… there *are* new paintings lmao. plus a bunch more stuff. maybe you didn’t update yet. but there are definitely new paintings, along with everything else from the new update edit: the update comes out in june
@@kulkalkul True, that may have been what I was thinking when originally writing my comment. Instead of modern occlusion detection method you just check if the chest is open or not.
at first I was like "okay this dude just made a silly mod" but then you kept listing all these new functions and things and now I'm genuinely impressed to the attention to detail you paid like goddamn. this must've taken you so long and you really went all out, respect my guy
@@abcdef-vk7siminecraft could still implement it though, since the idea of some entity guarding trees isn't copyrightable, so it doesn't matter if another game has a similar mechanic
I love how the joke evolves with increasing absurdity while still making sense with the previous feature. This is what Onion articles should do (usually they just find different ways to restate the headline in 2-3 paragraphs).
1:03 uhm but what if the person pushing the block on the wheelchair lost its arms and legs, and then the person pushing the block that pushed the other block on the wheelchair lost its arms and legs, and then it goes on and on, until you hear me and the birds instrumental.
What's great about your videos is that you always have a few genuinely awesome features in them and then the rest is like "The gangnam style creeper turns into a kaiju and you have to kill it for the chaos emeralds"
but if you decide to kill the death dragon goku comes in and beats the shit out of you but dont worry as knuckles the echnidna protects you from gorkons bloodlust
@@ron133.But if you managed to find Godzilla's heart beforehand Goku will thank you and invite you to dance salsa, just take in account that if you fail to dance proper salsa the world becomes black
@@r.t.8737 I think more than half of what he makes is made in Blender or something like that. If he actually coded everything and made an actual mod, there would be no reason for him to not upload it
@@sadge0 I'm pretty sure they are mostly real mods. I don't think they are very stable, though. Probably work just well enough to be recorded for a video and not be actually played.
I love how each of Fingees’ mods have moments where you think, “hey that’s actually pretty cool!”, but it immediately gets overshadowed by block Geno’s Side.
The idea is cursed beyond belief, but the log golem looks marvelous and is a great idea A forest guardian that violently stops you from deforestation would make the early game way more interesting
The amount of effort it must have taken to first make the mods, play test, and then film, not to mention writing all the jokes and coming up with the concepts, is beyond me. Incredible video. First time I've been so entertained by a video in a while. Very intriguing concepts as well. Liked and Subscribed
"I gave sentience and the ability to feel pain to beings that should not have any,just for me to demonstrate how sickly me and the audience would act."
I have no idea how many layers deep we are into the metaverse to tell if this is real, satire, fake, just some silly mods, ENTIRE HAND CRAFTED CGI, AI GENERATED MINECRAFT!? What I do know is that this is hilarious and you had me going the whole time, great video!
My best guess is this is a super-edit of a lot of different little mods that probably don't work at the same time. But the writing and timing is top notch, I was laughing my butt off the entire time!
Cant wait for the Religion mod. Since you usually have two or more different topics in one video (like living blocks and golems), why not connect the Religion-mod with war? Sounds like a good idea.
Scurvy should be added to Minecraft if you don't eat enough fruit, as this will cause you to lose your teeth (teeth you can buy from villager dentists) and you'll be forced to eat crushed food.
My favorite part about these videos is that there’s a gradual chain reaction on the showcasing of the mods features, one feature connects to the next feature and so on. Truly genius.
0:43 this is heart wrenching for me. i know they're inanimate creatures given life through a mod and it's not even a real person, but manually having to dismember someone, or something, gives me immense butterflies in my stomach. i might just be stupid though idk
@@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle*THE MOST MOSTLY INTENSE INTENSIFYING OF THE INTESIFICATION OF MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES TO THE MOST, MOST, MOSTEST OF ALL INTENSE LEVELS*
Wow, this man I do not know if he is working solo or if he as a team. Neither do if what he is making videos on are playable mods, as he never posted any of em (as far as I know). But just making so much 3d models for each videos is an impressive task. And if they are playable mods, fingees could be considered a god at this point in time. I am truly amazed of what fingees is capable of making. As a dev, modder and player. It would be truly amazing to have one day some bit of playable mod or usable models or anything to play with, coming from fingees. (Ps: I am really hiped about the future of this channel)
I absolutely love whenever Fingees simply says "And this will happen" with no further elaboration on its consequences.
649 likes and no comments let me change that
Fr
Indeed
5:57
Hes like jesus
In my 20 years of life , I never thought I’d see a wood block push a brick block in a wheelchair .
@@chrisdawson1776shut up this is neither the time nor the place
@@bryanfongo327 this is the funniest string of comments to see while high.
Even Blocks can be disabled💔
@@bryanfongo327what did they say lol??
Buddy you have seen nothing yet
That little brick block in a wheel chair is one of the most adorable but at the same time sadest things I've ever seen.
lmao it's okay, wheelchair users lead full happy lives.
unless their chairs have square wheels.
(I am disabled lol)
@@SantaFishes101 I know. My grandfather had dementia, my mother schizophrenia and I several weird post infectious conditions. These diseases are renounced for having extremely low quality of life scores and they make sitting in a wheelchair seem like not much of a deal.
(Don't get me wrong, of course, it can be but at least you are taken serious. People with schizophrenia or dementia often are locked away in care facilities and people with chronic fatigue syndrome or lupus are seen as mere hypochondriacs and don't get any public attention at all. People in wheelchairs also are less costly for the tax payer and often are able to work by themselves.)
@@BT8Real No
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 what do you mean "no?"
I find it uncanny valley
I love how cursed this is, but I genuinely love the idea of the log golem protecting the forests.
same, honestly wouldn't mind if that was a real golem in vanilla Minecraft
don't starve ahh golem
I am Groot.
@@bearb1asting Good comment. Subscribed.
Watchdogs is awesome.
@@calcaware that was a one in a million shot I had there
This design is very human
This human is very design(ed)
*blocky
Let me demonstrate
Very easy to use
SO human, that it is made _out of_ humans! 😄
"This leaves golem, leaves leaves everywhere."
Dude this is comedy gold and I want to play it with my daughter.
I played it with my daughter yesterday today she will be the clown
@@sub-2-DutchBrawlCommunity its not even released
Your videos are like anti clickbait, not only do you get whats on the tin, its way better than expected and there is always more hilarious nonsense afterwards. 10/10 this is one of my favorites.
this is absolute facts
Yeah but where to download? If you post such a good mod you should know that enjoyers would need a link
AlienSliker I don't think he actually distributes them unfortunately
This isn't real mods. But he is doing great job
@@AlienSlikerlook at the description. Even tought i think it's a joke
this guy has simpsons episode brain Starts with one topic and slowly changes to something completly unrelated
That's called ADHD
or you know, regular show pacing
i think you mean famy guy
@@maggotsitnspin famine guy
@@fullchomp flanby man
Random guy: makes every block a real npc
Mojang: new paintings
there aint even new paintings, i played some days ago with my sister but only noticed the paintings have names now
@@B3lph3g0rbut… there *are* new paintings lmao. plus a bunch more stuff. maybe you didn’t update yet. but there are definitely new paintings, along with everything else from the new update
edit: the update comes out in june
@ouijabread yes, like dungeons 2, reskinned blaze and another copper thing.
The new paintings aren't on Java yet, only Bedrock.
@favboi31 "let me describe mojangs hard work super vaguely so it makes my argument stronger"
the golem designs are unironically really good though
Right? I loved the pumpkin golem being three heads that hop around, actually cool idea
LIKE I LOVED THE DIRT GOLEM AND GOLD GOLEM'S EYES AND MOUTH BEING THE TEXTURE OF THE ORES?? and the awesome log golem???
un"iron"ically
@@User_253-b1cBAHAHA
Log golem was so cute, like a fantasy ent
"Instead of mining, you'll just have to beat every block in a fight"
Dark Souls players have been getting their ore like this for years
Lmfao, indeed.
Goddammit you’re not wrong
Titanite demons in a nutshell
This is starting to feel like a fever dream 5:13
It’s kind of like Minecraft if you are also high on acid accept that you’re not and it’s legit real 😂
Fingees is Carrying the whole Mojang dev team FR FR
but mojang do be cooking hard with the recent dog and nbt updates
GR FR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@suhnih4076your pfp 💀
@@kingdeespadasI want them far away from me
@@kingdeespadas as a lot people said "make love not war"
And i agree with that message
The de-limbing of blocks was absolutely deranged and I loved every second of it
what are the mods shown ?
@@KhakiCap read the description it says its a mod he made for the upcoming 1.21
Giving blocks limbs just to take them is heinous
i feel bad
"and this glass golem leaves broken glass everywhere which can quickly turn a village into san francisco" LMAOOOOOOO
>removes animation to make game not lag
>adds heart beating animation to every block
Thankfully with the power of Occlusion you can simply not render those that can't be seen! So don't go opening all the blocks up!
@@Nicholas_Steel
"Crashing a Pay-To-Win Server with Beating Hearts"
Upcoming The Horizon video probably -not-
@@Nicholas_Steel Occlusion isn't free, not having heart there in the first place when it is not opened is a way better way to deal with it.
@@kulkalkul True, that may have been what I was thinking when originally writing my comment.
Instead of modern occlusion detection method you just check if the chest is open or not.
at first I was like "okay this dude just made a silly mod" but then you kept listing all these new functions and things and now I'm genuinely impressed to the attention to detail you paid like goddamn. this must've taken you so long and you really went all out, respect my guy
he didnt made the mode yet. it's just an one time functioning animation-like command addons to record this video
@kodyaz8117 Yeah, I figured now that I've watched a couple more, but it's still impressive
whos this goddamn guy?
@@imboredrly5478 the finger monster.
@@kokbaell he is the one who fingers
This gives the same vibes as “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.”
log golems that protect trees could be a basegame feature honestly.
true
nah they wouldn't implement it because it is already in the Don't Starve videogame, and the creature is called Treeguard (tho it's not a golem)
Too annoying
@@abcdef-vk7siso no other game can have it now? xD
@@abcdef-vk7siminecraft could still implement it though, since the idea of some entity guarding trees isn't copyrightable, so it doesn't matter if another game has a similar mechanic
this feels like you wrote the script first and then modded in stuff to match the unhinged script and it's fantastic for it
holy heck is that... a cropped porn avatar? FUARKK!!!
4:31 "Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station"
I love how this mod slowly turned into a sideways mod.
Edit: Thanks for the likes!
It's a side project :)
@@Foxercide😭😭
“turned”
i... guess..... you can.... say.. that............ IT WENT SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ROFL LMAO LOL
@@annoyingassbean3070 nice 👍
1:07 _"That's pretty sick and twisted of you"_ My brother in christ, *_You_* were the one who *_Crippled_* the poor block lol
No he didn't. It was you
You monster, how could you cripple a poor block like that.
/my brother in Christ you are controlling the character/
-therussianbadger
You are really disgusting, how could you do that to that block? You need to get treated!
Gaslighting 101
I love how the joke evolves with increasing absurdity while still making sense with the previous feature. This is what Onion articles should do (usually they just find different ways to restate the headline in 2-3 paragraphs).
This kept getting worse and worse and I loved it.
I saw short with this mod but dude cut cows limbs
“You can punch them, or you can open them up to see their beating hearts.” Lmao.
1:03 uhm but what if the person pushing the block on the wheelchair lost its arms and legs, and then the person pushing the block that pushed the other block on the wheelchair lost its arms and legs, and then it goes on and on, until you hear me and the birds instrumental.
What's great about your videos is that you always have a few genuinely awesome features in them and then the rest is like "The gangnam style creeper turns into a kaiju and you have to kill it for the chaos emeralds"
U need all seven and combine it with the death note to get the seven stones of death in which you can summon the death dragon to wish non human to die
but if you decide to kill the death dragon goku comes in and beats the shit out of you but dont worry as knuckles the echnidna protects you from gorkons bloodlust
@@ron133.But if you managed to find Godzilla's heart beforehand Goku will thank you and invite you to dance salsa, just take in account that if you fail to dance proper salsa the world becomes black
@@arekka4440but if u let the world become black Satan exchanges your Microsoft account for an IOU and then disappears
I don't get it you just described another genuinely awesome feature
If only Fingees actually made these mods playable, the entire world would become an utopia. We love you and what you do, Fingees.
Do they never make them playable?? Damn. I really wanted to play this one.
@@r.t.8737*he
@@r.t.8737i honestly don't know what to do if i coule play the mod....so many things.
@@r.t.8737 I think more than half of what he makes is made in Blender or something like that. If he actually coded everything and made an actual mod, there would be no reason for him to not upload it
@@sadge0 I'm pretty sure they are mostly real mods. I don't think they are very stable, though. Probably work just well enough to be recorded for a video and not be actually played.
0:43 fluffy community in nutshell:
Fluffy?
@@pleaseenteraname9444 please don't look up "fluffy abuse"
*dear god.*
Whats fluffy?
Oh god not the fluffy ponies
now add block racism.
💀
i second this
I haven't seen any other block type at dirt,s funeral kinda sus o.O
Agreed
I third this. There would be such cool interactions between glazed magenta terracotta with them possibly having cool little arrow hats.
"I play mods!"
"cool,what kind of mods?"
"Ummm,war crimes?"
@@PolishedTruthok buddy
3:33 Oh obviously of course they have organs why didn't I think of that....jesus christ
i love how all of your mods have this stream of consciousness feel to them. discusses like 10 different topics in one video. big fan.
5:31 VERTICAL SLABS VERTICAL SLABS VERTICAL SLABS
YEEAAAAAA
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ＳＬＡＢＳ ＢＡＢＹ
It'd be hilarious if he intentionally made it not work with slabs and stairs so as to not "limit creativity".
This feels like fever dream
"that's sick and twisted of you" said the God who caused all this suffering
He gave you the ability to commit evil and you chose it. We chose it.
@@digidragon1 indeed
@@digidragon1 Bible discourse in just two comments, haha.
@@digidragon1 If I remember correctly, he wasn’t the one that have us the ability to commit evil, but he didn’t revert it.
I love how each of Fingees’ mods have moments where you think, “hey that’s actually pretty cool!”, but it immediately gets overshadowed by block Geno’s Side.
Bone apple tea
0:57 it wasn't my first thought.
The sideways villages are the best part of this, I laughed so much
The idea is cursed beyond belief, but the log golem looks marvelous and is a great idea
A forest guardian that violently stops you from deforestation would make the early game way more interesting
minecraft shader referncece
Don't Starve be like:
Minecraft leshen
@@Doller_ Lol you beat me to it
Firr
The tree golem preventing you from hurting the tree was so wholesome
3:01
Lorax vibes
4:04 Suffering leaves suffering leaves.
English language moment
ULTRAKILL MENTIONED
ULTRAKIIILL!!!
This is the only way it could end.
What I love about these videos is the fact that the topic completely changes because of one small detail
2:16 this killed me
5:15 so glad you added left beef to minecraft
he needs to add none pizza next
I love fingees calming and soothing voice saying the most cursed stuff to ever exist
It’s funny how he went from living blocks to different golems to sideways rotations
Oh my god there is such a low framerate
So?
send the video to your friends so i can afford something better than my 2015 mac book pro
@@fingees_YT😢👍
Doesn't that just prove that this is an actual mod that exists and Fingees was the one who created it x.x
how do i get this mod@@fingees_YT
The amount of effort it must have taken to first make the mods, play test, and then film, not to mention writing all the jokes and coming up with the concepts, is beyond me. Incredible video. First time I've been so entertained by a video in a while. Very intriguing concepts as well. Liked and Subscribed
Yeah. Some totally should be hired at Mojang! :-)
4:50 side ways golem and Villagers got me so weak
This feels like an interdimensional cable gag
I like how it went from making minecraft blocks alive to making everything sideways in the most perfect transition ever.
"I gave sentience and the ability to feel pain to beings that should not have any,just for me to demonstrate how sickly me and the audience would act."
I have no idea how many layers deep we are into the metaverse to tell if this is real, satire, fake, just some silly mods, ENTIRE HAND CRAFTED CGI, AI GENERATED MINECRAFT!?
What I do know is that this is hilarious and you had me going the whole time, great video!
i think it's cgi composited onto actual minecraft gameplay but it's still funny as hell
Some scenes have too much movement. I think the blocks living thing is an actual minecraft mod @@EphemeralPseudonym
My best guess is this is a super-edit of a lot of different little mods that probably don't work at the same time.
But the writing and timing is top notch, I was laughing my butt off the entire time!
ai can't do this, don't just assume something someone spent hours working on is ai 😭
zuck's metaverse is now ubiquitous. it's over.
History channel at 2AM.
Everyones chill until you see someone with 6 million ghost blocks
Cant wait for the Religion mod. Since you usually have two or more different topics in one video (like living blocks and golems), why not connect the Religion-mod with war? Sounds like a good idea.
a little on the nose
@@fingees_YT And we can't have fingees on the nose!
@@fingees_YT how about religion and OceanGate?
@@fingees_YTflying spaghetti monster
Historically accurate
The block looks cute when it was in your hand 0:24
it had never been more scared in its life though
He was actually choking the block
i want to be the oak planks
@@fingees_YT "where's the money Lebowski"
"this is NOT cute. blocks only do this when they're very distressed"
2:03 just do what other games do and make far away blocks play less frames
Scurvy should be added to Minecraft if you don't eat enough fruit, as this will cause you to lose your teeth (teeth you can buy from villager dentists) and you'll be forced to eat crushed food.
"if you like throwing up" is crazy
I like it!
My favorite part about these videos is that there’s a gradual chain reaction on the showcasing of the mods features, one feature connects to the next feature and so on. Truly genius.
I love how calm and cursed this video is
Playing these mods without knowing the context would probably feel like an acid trip and fever dream combined.
4:00 the stairs golem is absolutely epic
"Where's the questionable content"
> enter slime golem
"Ah, there it is."
Missed opportunity to joke about running milk from refridgerator...
0:43 this is heart wrenching for me. i know they're inanimate creatures given life through a mod and it's not even a real person, but manually having to dismember someone, or something, gives me immense butterflies in my stomach. i might just be stupid though idk
it could be that you are a sensible person, but I admit, that dismember something that still move and alive is cruel, and make feeò bad :’)
We're stupid together, then...
You’ve never had a pet de-pawed so they could calm down?
I feel you bro 😢
@@luma4682sensitive*
Using the loudest orgasm really has to be one of the worst choices for screams lmao
3:34 STOP WITH THIS REASONING NOW
“Hey man, what did you do today”
“Coded my acid visions into minecraft”
4:44 *Hey man, OH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT GOLEM*
Getting intimate with his firm, heavy iron head
I was looking for this comment
4:24 foreshadowing...
edgar
I love how the living blocks are the initial premise, but soon have to take a backseat to acommodate all the other nonsense
Fingees is secretly the lead dev for 1.22 (this is his devlog)
5:56
_R a i n b o w s !_
both my sides entered the earth's orbit when "sideways golems" hit at 4:41
1:02 These blocks are now sick of getting mined and crafted again and again so they make their own ways for living 💀😭
1:48
* You feel your sins crawling on your back
*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
@@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFICATION INTENSIFIES*
@@rockpie.iso.tar.bz2 *THE INTENSE INTENSIFYING OF THE INTENSIFICATION OF MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES TO INTENSE LEVELS*
@@Oh_sorry_theres_no_handle*THE MOST MOSTLY INTENSE INTENSIFYING OF THE INTESIFICATION OF MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES TO THE MOST, MOST, MOSTEST OF ALL INTENSE LEVELS*
Alternative title: I added new golems and sideway mobs to Minecraft
I lost my MIND laughing at “San Francisco”
probably one of the more thorough mods I've seen in a while, the concept is genius and you came up with a lot of ideas to expand it. Love!
And they could have had a family, remember that
3:53 Ahh, a spirited away reference, I like it!
finally,
studio ghibli fan in fingees comment section
Damn and here I had human centipede as the reference..
4:52 bro became the Qu and made the lopsiders from All Tomorrows
ALL TOMORROWS REFERENCE OMG
Fingees, you're a genius, now we can finally get sideways slabs.
This man is the king of adding features we didn’t ask for but desperately didn’t need
The fact you can make a block a parapalegic, Is Both Sad and funny. I was not expecting that.
4:14 Why not Sand Francisco?
*This is the most cursed thing that has ever been, and ever will be made.*
1:40 the living tnt should run after you when fused.
The fever dream that keeps trailing on.
It's been like a decade since I last loved a Minecraft video. Thank you for this knee-slapper.
This took some serious (and twisted) planning. And a whole lot of work. Subbed :o
This is quality content right here
3:29 I’m can’t wait for all the “sit on my face” jokes with this bit
Enough internet for today.
Wow, this man
I do not know if he is working solo or if he as a team. Neither do if what he is making videos on are playable mods, as he never posted any of em (as far as I know). But just making so much 3d models for each videos is an impressive task. And if they are playable mods, fingees could be considered a god at this point in time.
I am truly amazed of what fingees is capable of making. As a dev, modder and player.
It would be truly amazing to have one day some bit of playable mod or usable models or anything to play with, coming from fingees.
(Ps: I am really hiped about the future of this channel)
I have doubts about it being playable, but no matter what reality we live in it’s one where the videos exist. That is enough
@@noahsmethers9339Agreed. The videos are likely linear and designed for the video. Most of these systems he shows arent functional past demo.
2:58 he is the Lorax, he speaks for the trees, break the trees he breaks your knees
0:11 eldritch horrors moment of having the walls be alive with arms reaching out for you
This most certainly is one of the videos of all time. Well done!