I made Minecraft Steve realistic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
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This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.20 and the upcoming Minecraft 1.21 update on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
If you like PhoenixSC, camman18, EightSidedSquare, and doctor4t you'd probably be okay with this
One thing I love is when it gets completely off track into something super realistic, and even more off track into something even more hyper-realistic and ridiculous.
Also when he casually adds a whole dimension over something stupid like the trash dimension
"hyper-realistic and ridiculous"
Seems like an oxymoron to me lol
Although yeah, I do love the obscene amount of weird detail added to seemingly irrelevant features too. It's pretty much the staple of the channel at this point.
Bro read my mind.
@@iegoriasynetskyi1003a giraffes trachea (feel free to check if im right on this) wraps from its torso, entirely around its neck and back up to its mouth, one of our cleaning organs just fucking explodes because it does its job too well. Black holes, i dont think i need to say more there. Reality is absolutely ridiculous
Ok
"If you're a girl you'll have a girl fart" with no elaboration may be my new favorite fingees bit
#nothowgirlswork (in minecraft. Well, now they arguably do.)
smells like clean dishes
As a girl I can confirm it’s glitter
And yes, it smells like clean dishes
you'll have a ✨girl fart✨
I cant belive Fingees didn't add appendicitis to minecraft to further expand the playing experience
Truly depressing, fingees fell off hard
that will be in the Organs and Oregon Trail update
@@fingees_YT Oregone? But will there still be ore then??
@@josketobben all ores will be gone
@@fingees_YTcant wait for the dysentery update
5:18 The most disturbing thing in this video is how he presses 2 while hovering over the furnace slot instead of shift clicking. Literally sent shivers down my spine at the deranged pshycopath antics.
you gotta be efficient to pump these videos out
Clearly this is a reference to the popular Minecraft update “Minecraft 2”
@@fingees_YTwhere are ur mods
I dont think there actual real mods@@Dojaesd
Efficient
There is no way you created KILLER BEAN for a TWO SECOND BIT, the dedication is painful. I love you
I was blown away just from seeing Killer Bean to dive further into farts.
Where
6:00 bro predicted the Minecraft movie💀
I
Am steve
Can you add carbon emissions to minecraft
Campfires
🔥🔥
Taylor swift boss fight when
There already is a pollution mod
Up
3:09 "Steve's eyes don't blink"
Bedrock Steve: Am I a joke to you?
true java dont have da feature to blink but bedrock steve does small details that go unnoticed
And not just Bedrock Steve, ANY character from the character creator and presets on Bedrock can blink.
1:24 This implies that our eyes are in our mouths, which I wouldn't be surprised if this is a feature lol
Finally I get to roleplay as Caine from digital circus
@@fritzyfox3713💀
@@fritzyfox3713 POMNI, I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE
Caine Digital Circus 💀
@@fritzyfox3713 “HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT! I KNOW YOU WANNA BUY MY STOCKS!”
8:35 as a girl, we do indeed fart glitter.
🤤
😷@@xdn_t
@@xdn_t WHAT THE FUUUUUUXJ!
@@rwandanman1218 I think he eats glitter
my absolute favourite part about these videos is that each ridiculous addition perfectly segues into the next ridiculous thing
yeah its like tetris feeling
this dude's like
"Hey. Realistic Steve is a good idea. Imma add a nose. Nose detects smells, so I'll add things that smell. What smells? Farts. What causes farts? Beans. What do you think of when you see beans? The Killer Bean movie."
A lot of random, barely correlated to each other things. Chaotic neutral.
Bro is working harder than the the entire mojang company
Edit : I officially started ww3 in the comment section
ikr he makes updates 5x bigger than actual minecraft updates in 5x less time 😭
But unlike mojang he doesn't let others download his work and actually play it, it's just animation and command blocks mostly
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I don't really think that is true lol
3:40 I lost it at "Stares"
3:36 get it right you fricking casual
Lore accurate Steve
Biological accurate player
Yee!
4:22 I can't believe he roasted him self
Lmaooo
4:20 get it right🙄
No one has finished the video so far but I can safely say we are all traumatized
I finished it
*Y e s .*
Wow this got a bunch of likes
lmao yes
Speak for yourself. You may be traumatized. I have been enlightened!
7:50 Since you gave everything a smell, you could also add migraines to minecraft. If you get a migraine, the player will be forced to close their eyes and lay on the floor for the whole day, or there is a chance they develop migraines with auras 👍
5:36 I thought this was going to turn into a farm to harvest muscles only from strong mobs to grow your own.
He's talented,
He's productive,
He's intelligent,
Moreover he has that majestic voice,
Why mojang why? Hire this guy. Atleast ur mob votes would be better if fingees started working there (as a boss)
working as a boss he would first add hugo boss clothing to minecraft
Why would he want to work for them, he already made Minecraft 2. Mojang should work for him.
Microsoft not like adding thing thought
2:48
This sentence took such a turn between it's first and second half
1:10 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87???
OoO
The vore of 87
the 42 of 87@@maritoguionyo
💀💀💀
2:55 Please do NOT add Skibidi Toilet.
no skibidi
if he adds it i wont be happy, thats the one thing that he shouldnt add (and others related to it)
Yea
I AGREE
Bro, lure the little guys to watch the video
I would have used iron nuggets instead of iron ingots for braces, but otherwise great, perfectly vanilla style mod for sure 😃
forgot those were in the game And i don't know what they actually do
@@fingees_YTnothing
@@waffler-yz3gw don't you need iron nugget to craft chains?
1:30 This implies the existence of the Tooth Fairy, which can enter the overworld through a special portal through her own dimension.
8:54 he gave the witch a makeover?!?!
5 seconds later...
he improved the witch!?!?!
imagine playing with all of Fingees' updates that he's made to Minecraft so far. Would probably go pretty hard
1:25 caine pov?
💀
Lmao!!!!
💀
Nahhhhh 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
4:07 Literal jump scare right there.
2:43 you know flossing isn’t supposed to hurt right?.. How hard have you been flossing your teeth???
Where is the realistic depression in my steve
4:35 Dude looks like those meme roblox avatars
2:00 clicker looking ahh
Last of Us player
@@minecraftplayer1756me too
8:37 but does the girl fart smell bad or good?
Why
it smells like pink heaven
worse
It smells majestic
Bro. That soul dimension is literally terrifying lmaooo.
Would not want to get trapped in there.
Bathroom dimension gave me conker's bad fur day flashbacks
"BRING ME SOME SWEET CORN"
I didn’t know we all have gigantic jaws that can unhinge.
How to download it?
Its a skit
Sadly...
Are you serious?
That's the neat part, you don't.
2:24 "but they make you fpeak like thif".
Why cant most minecraft youtubers be like this?
That would be bad for my brand
1:24 the POV of Caine from Digital Circus
Aliens watching this : "Human is fascinating"
2:53 Please don't add skibidi toilet I'm begging you
Your worst nightmare came true
Add taxes, inflation and rent! :) (awesome video as always)
we also need more cancer!
I mean, realism ftw, right? Right!?!
@@josketobben oooh true! We would also need insurance and healthcare after! Haha lol
@@art.14z If we're going for realism, he might as well add politics to minecraft
@@weswolverine hahah lol
0:41 Steve looks like he drank from the Font of Power and bathed in the Pool of Knowledge
why did you made him british?
XD
Teeth are very realistic for british
love that we have our eyes inside our mouth in first person, totally accurate to irl
I know that most of these mods aren't fleshed out, and most of the systems are built to work just enough for a video, just I would love to see mods getting released for like goals again
Fingees is singlehandedly making sure aliens never visit us, what a kind man ❤
3:07 bedrock players: *laughing in the distance*
To be honest I love the eye thingy. It looks so cute on spiders... Like... I want a separate eye mod :D
my favourite terrifying youtuber has uploaded again!
steve just turn into british 💀💀💀💀
this man is the i did a thing of minecraft modding. even his voice sounds kinda the same lol
Perfect description lool
It's fascinating. After watching every fingees video these ideas seem to become more and more logical and less absurd over time because you're slowly getting used to it and start to just accept it. I see him opening an eye like a door and only think to myself: wow that makes perfect sense! Great idea!
This went from realistic steve to dentist mod really fast.
5:17 literal interpretation of a monkey bar
7:10 wonder if Fingees ever read Awful Hospital. If he did, that would explain a lot
3:04 bedrock players:
bedrock steve already blinks
But he blinks Differently
Fingees is always surreal and constantly unexpected at every turn. With every Fingees mod, there's practically no clue what'll be in store.
What if you give Steve haircuts
Steve with low taper fade
5:25 bucket of monkey into a furnace✨✨
2:54 Don't forget to also add Camera Men, they can get rid of the toilets in case your house gets infested
4:11 spore looking ahh creature
I think it’s really funny how you have so much talent and choose to use it for… this
1:39 you could also have used the butcher villager instead
every video it gets even more horrifying
0:02 - Real talk I'm real disturbed when I see the blood veins in my eyes
me too
4:17 average British person
Babe wake up, Fingees ready to traumatize us again
In bedrock edition of Minecraft your eyes blink
only for default skin or skin made by accessories on marketplace
@@oddbluedragon ok
ew
I love this guy, he's always take thing too literally.
05:05 Arnold Schwarzeneggend
0:50 he looks like a horror game monster
1:29
The animation of Steve getting red eyes plus the sound affect makes it the best clip
the most off putting thing about Fingees videos is the fact that it's always slightly zoomed.
Seeing that zoomed in inventory bar always give me nightmares
8:39abomination steve monstrosity
Everytime a video of yours comes out I send it to my friends. They are getting increasingly worried about me.
1:19 "Was That the Bite of '09?!"
Wait why is first person in the mouth did he eat his eyes
4:06 Hmm Steve looking fresh
BRO I GOT JUMPSCARED
In Bedrock Edition,you can actually really BLINK wtithout mods
1:00 Why is the pickaxe flat?
1:23 I like the implication that the first person view comes from _inside_ of the mouth, as if he's opening his mouth so wide his eyes just stay in place_
2:05 just looks like kanye west
Actually, I think you’ll find that Steve *does* blink.
On Bedrock though.
3:03 in bedrock edition skins can blinck😐
I never hated the fact more that i can see and understand what i see. Great workt man
Don’t think too much about the fact that if you switch your skin to Alex she has big muscles and thick body hair, she was always like that
should’ve added a Satoru Gojo mob who spams your player with every texture in minecraft for weeks at a time if you look into his soul smh my head
(pretty neat video)
5:46 more alcohol(?
2:48 That mirror is hella sus and breaking universal rules.
KILLER BEAN IS NOW IN MINECRAFT!!! 8:24
Stares are awesome! Good pun idea. The visual and behavior of block itself is amazing 😂
MOJANG! HIRE THIS GUY😭🤌
0:38 he’s a parrot!
4:01 Is that Weezer?
1:40 reminds me of those dentist games I used to play as a kid on my moms iphone4
SpongeBob close ups be like