I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear kac
Boris, lockdown has made me into a fat gopnik. I do not wish to be like this anymore, so I am asking your help. Please make an advanced slavic workout video so that I can no longer be fat
As an American I appreciate you emphasizing 'MILES' ...but we always feel like everything is wrong, just coincidence that Boris also became a driving instructor
The pause when he finds the brick and his absolutely lack of recollection wtf is that doing there is so amazing. I had to find this video after watching some of the new ones, just to rewatch this moment.
Funniest TH-camr here.. boris u are the Best brother. You and good mythical mourning are the best shows on youtube. I salute u my friend....... u are one of a kind
The brick is to passively-aggressively teach your neighbours to park their cars properly. I mean passively-aggressively the first time. Second time - straight through the window.
Yesterday at school, my science teacher searched some food recipe stuff and ur meat jelly video was at the top of the search results. As soon as the class saw it on the classroom TV, the boys started saying random Russian words, squatting and saluting u. Ur influence stretches as far as to Australia. Love u Boris
Me :*brakes all driving laws * The officer that stopped me : Do you even have a drive license? Me : *Shows boris driving lessons * The officer : Understandable, have a nice day
That is a sin I will not forgive. It is like animal abuse to do something like that. It is just not ok. Please honk the horn with your shoes but respect the gearstick BLIN!
ngl that basically it. All the other stuff is just traffic laws and getting used to everything. See if you can learn in an older shit car, more satisfying when you get into a newer one.
Most older unkept taxis and especially busses where I live have a brick in the glovebox, the brakes and handbrakes on those doesn't work anymore so when you're going up a hill and it bogs down, you put a brick behind the wheel and then take it off when going, I call it the manual hill starts assist.
@@privyetcomrade4841 As someone who has watched it as a little kid, I can confirm that it wasn't bad (at least it didn't seem to be at the time... It's been a while.)
I click the ads for you Boris, I hope the $0.01 of my ad revenue reaches you this year for the 50 or so videos I have watched. You have made my quarantine much more enjoyable, and my family appreciates my new slavic cooking skills in these hard times.
Last upload I had no drivings license. After that one video, I applied for it and as proof of knowing to drive I just told them I watched Boris. I can legally drive in all eastern european states now. Thanks Boris
I learned to drive with a standard transmission, and was surprised to learn this is actually considered an anti-theft device, lowering my insurance premium. The ignorance of the common driver makes me pay less? This is fine.
I just found this channel today. Watched a few videos and so far and have collected some awesome quotes: "The game is not vodka optimized" "There is never a problem too big that a bigger hammer cannot solve" "Tires are good. Still attached to the car" "You reverse until you hear boom and then you have arrived" Will watch more videos and keep collecting quotes along the way.
English man: In england we drive on the left side of the road. American: we drive on the right side of the road. Russian: IN RUSSIA ROAD IS ROAD YOU DRIVE WHERE YOU WANT
"Do not worry about the brake, the car break down itself"
Amazing.
Peak technology indeed.
Peak wisdom right here at its finest
That is the exact thing I'm gonna say when I teach my friend how to drive
Guess General Morons was on to something after all.
Unless you drive Lada
“You reverse, when you hear BOOM you have arrived.” -Boris 2020
That's for Lada
And Yugo45 🤣🤣🤣
thats the right way to do it
dude whats so funny cyka i always drive like that and it always has worked i don't see a problem there
@@redstonulo I guess I'm not the only one
XDDDDD
Every time Boris says, "Oopa!", I feel happy.
Boris saying "opa" and the little "lalalalala" will never not make me smile.
@@karoulilliehook9825 It really is the highlight of my week.
u have a superintendent prof pic nice a halo fan
also tbh his lallalalaas also makes my day too
that’s something the superintendent would say
"Tires are good..... still attached to the car"
Boris
Boris: "No need for brake, car will break down."
Hungarians: "No need for brake, road has pothole."
És milyen igaz 🤣🤣🤣
That's the same with India too
Olyanok, hogy bringatempóval is veszélyesek xd
The same for Romania and eastern europe
Sounds like my equestrian trainer's driveway.
Who needs a driving license if there is Boris
Exactly my comrade
борис лучший инструктор по вождению
Who even needs a car?
I agree
If anyone asks if I have a driving license, I will give them my bicycle driving license
2:11 "Tires are good , still attached to car"
I mean yeah I'm surprised too
Anyone: "Boris, what car do you drive and if so, do you like it?"
Boris: "Sko - *Da* "
Heh, I had a dog named Skoda!
I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear kac
What kind of Skoda is it.
@@jamesmayfield5515 used to be Alaskan malamute
the Skoda ik is a tank from WOT
Like my dad always says,
"You drive a manual, you steer an automatic."
0:57
Boris: I'm sure it is summer somewhere
Everyone in South East Asia: yep, surely there is a place with eternal summer.
Relatable
As a South East Asian. This is 100% accurate. (Also i like your penny profile❤)
Idk why do western people say south east asia still has the best climate, it’s f*cking november and average temp is around 35 celsius
i live in malaysia the most hottest damn asian country ;D
@@suhandatanker I live in bootleg Malaysia (Indonesia)
"Do not worry about the brake. The car break down itself"-Boris 2020
“Now press this flip the car over“ LMAAAAO
Some GTA move 😂
*NOT
"And of course press the AUTO button because we're driving car after all!"
As a kid that is exactly what I thought that button did lol
Boris, lockdown has made me into a fat gopnik. I do not wish to be like this anymore, so I am asking your help. Please make an advanced slavic workout video so that I can no longer be fat
Squats, Do squats.
No. Fat gopnik survives winter.
Or do work lol
Eat semechki every meal. I did it and I lost weight without even meaning to. But make sure you stay hydrated as well.
Good luck comrade
When you can speak russian and english but still have to read the subtitles
Anime stile 👍
Weebs: first time?
The funny thing is, I passed my driving test cause of Boris driving school. Thank you, Boris!
When is Boris going to teach us how to drift in a manual?
when vadim steals a rear-wheel drive car, and installs an electrode diff lock.
R is for Raketa.
ratattata
He has the Mercedes...he drifted it in the Red Roubles video
I want to see the lada drift
boris: become a driving instructor*
every Americans in a 20 MILES radius: "Something is wrong, i can feel it"
As an American I appreciate you emphasizing 'MILES'
...but we always feel like everything is wrong, just coincidence that Boris also became a driving instructor
Just a feeling I got, like somethings about to happen, but I don't know what.
Don't you mean world wide
Why do americans use miles why do you guys call a liquid gas why are you capitalist western spy
@@cocoproductions3645 i thought u meant call liquid elemental gas and was like wtf
"You reverse, until you hear boom."
So that's why there was a brick. To defen yourself from the debil that you just bumped into.
I thought it was for cooking in traffic
I thought it was for throwing at the debil to shut him up.
You see, the brick is a universal tool
Its a fact a brick can do virtually anything
Lol
“Parking assist? No no no no no, you reverse until you hear boom”
Lmao that got me.
“Money not make itself” -Boris (2020)
"Now if your car is uncooperative send it too a car dealership."
"There, it shall learn the horrors of automobile life."
car gulag
“So now that you have dropped off all your taxi fares, it’s time to learn to drive.”
This is why we all love this man.
"Ah excess moisture has started appearing" is now in my top 10 favorite Boris quotes
My mom heard this from my phone and she looked at me and said "is this guy having a stroke?" and I got mad😂😂
😂😂😂rude
The pause when he finds the brick and his absolutely lack of recollection wtf is that doing there is so amazing. I had to find this video after watching some of the new ones, just to rewatch this moment.
Boris grinding the shifter into reverse is making my stomach wrench. RIP transmission.
my eyes
its fucking hilarious to me xD
Boris: well if i cant have my sausage, Vadim cant have his car.
This came out on my third day of Driver's ED, perfect
already mastered handbrake turns, comrade?
Ehh you are prepared
Funniest TH-camr here.. boris u are the Best brother. You and good mythical mourning are the best shows on youtube. I salute u my friend....... u are one of a kind
Nobody:
Boris : "who need a Mercedes this is skoda it's lot more gopnik way
On behalf of nobody i agree with this comment.
I need lada blyat
Škoda felicia
Best
"Blin what ever happened to Skoda Favorit that was a nice car"
Your intro is really the best of all in yt
Bathtub swimming while paddling with an ak is the best
Scribbles in notepad: Anatoli is as powerfull as 2 litre engine when drunk on saturday night
"What is this strange clicking sound'
Why is there a turning signal in a Russian car?
Because it isn't an BMW
Czech car
@@honzapobisCZ with german parts
@@AnOtherChoosenOne and chinese m o n e y
@@honzapobisCZ With Russian driver
""Which is very warm for July" - Boris, October 2020
"Then we can swap the engine, you know the basics"
Ah, yes yes, I remember the first page of driving school book
Damn I'm glad I live in Europe, feels good being in the first 30 to watch the slav mastermind at work
Not even in my car and I already crashed
Rage your dream.
Earth unfortunatly stopped
4:24 HE HAS LEARNED how to pronounce ALUMINIUM in English!!
4:54 *
4:55
Almost.
@@BloodyBabushka You got there in the end
*aluminiminum*
The brick is to passively-aggressively teach your neighbours to park their cars properly. I mean passively-aggressively the first time. Second time - straight through the window.
The brick will aggressively pass through the neighbors window
Been waiting for part 3
UK: "We drive on the left side of the road."
Europe: "We drive on the right side of the road."
Russia: "ROAD IS ROAD!!"
USA: [zooms by doing 160KPH because they thought the speed limit was 90]
In Russia the road is road even if it's not
Meanwhile in the Balkans: you have roads?
Bulgarian: We drive on what's left of the road.
@@gh-yf4go 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We got some but it's doubtful you will find yourself or your car afterwards.
Instructions not clear, this is not a Lada!
btw i draw pretty stupid stuff if anyone cares
@Ivan Daniel obviously, blin
It's Lada: the central europe edition
@Ivan Daniel Some say that Škoda is secretly a front for Lada’s rallying division...
@Ivan Daniel yes shittiest car u can buy škoda like in Slovak škoda peňazí = waste of money
But it's czech car therefore slavic
Yesterday at school, my science teacher searched some food recipe stuff and ur meat jelly video was at the top of the search results. As soon as the class saw it on the classroom TV, the boys started saying random Russian words, squatting and saluting u. Ur influence stretches as far as to Australia. Love u Boris
I don't think the teacher would like it as much if they knew what "Cyka Blyat" meant
@@Misha-dr9rh Well say "Cyka Blin"
Thats cringe as fuck
cringe
Aah... 3rd grade. Takes me back
Nobody: nothing
Every Czech guy when Boris is driving Škoda Fabia: That's my man!
Yes
Máš pravdu true boy
поверь в это
So good!..
I look forward to hearing from Boris all the time!
The best!!
3:21 shout out to everyone in the US and Russia who had to use bags of milk at school
Dont forget mexico lol
@@Greyluvscats
"Leche Liconsa"
Liconsa Milk
Nobody in the US uses bags of milk, that's Canada.
Jep, Had them in the 80's.
@@explosiveaddict6939 lol u should see my school
"Change Tires, Change Air Filter, Swap engine. Y'know the basics."
Boris what... what is pass the basics...?
Removing T-34 from riverbed and restoring is to new..
Dont forget your cooking brick
Technically he already showed how to change an air filter in a different video.
The end goal is to turn your lada into Glorious Stalinium Tank, comrade
How to make it fly when pressing the horn o use the engine to cook
Me :*brakes all driving laws *
The officer that stopped me : Do you even have a drive license?
Me : *Shows boris driving lessons *
The officer : Understandable, have a nice day
Emphasis on understandable
*breaks
Škoda car?
Czechs : carefully, he's a hero
You are truly amazing Boris(whoever u r in real life, u r a good person, u bring smiles to people)
That hurt when he grinded it in reverse, even if it’s just some weak 1.0L inline 2 or some shit
Eh newer cars can really take some abuse, they make modern manuals idiot proof enough
That is a sin I will not forgive. It is like animal abuse to do something like that. It is just not ok. Please honk the horn with your shoes but respect the gearstick BLIN!
Doing that is like scratching chalkboard with fork x 25 in the beat of Darude Sandstorm something no one just shouldn't ever do
Yes idiot proof until they decide to use the new functions without reading or looking up how they work
eh, Vadim not have to know
Thanks to komrade boris, I don't have kidnap driving instructor
Admit it, you would love it if you could ride in a taxi with Boris.
The amount of energy Boris has in this video just makes me happy
Boris drives a Skoda!!!! Now that is a proper modern slav car!!!
"You reverse until you hear boom."
"And then you have arrived."
- Boris 2020
Car insurance companies: *sweating*
(edit) wow, thanks for likes.
Wotdefok we have the same profile pic
If someone says stolen im going to strangle them
@@Goproarchive7678 ssss- just kidding
SWEATING BULLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS
@@Goproarchive7678 it’s stolen. But U can’t strangle me bc I live on Mars
Now we just need a soviet tank driving lesson
Then you just pull this lever and then th...... "BOOOM"
This is all i need when im gonna learn how to drive!
ngl that basically it. All the other stuff is just traffic laws and getting used to everything. See if you can learn in an older shit car, more satisfying when you get into a newer one.
7:00 Vodka falling from the sky
This is far way better than my father screaming at me while trying to learn how to drive
how to car:
go to 1st gear
set foot on accelerator
slowly set foot off clutch
congratulations, you have sucessfully car
I have done car?
@@scottishbananaclan if the "rpm" thing go to 0 then you need to try again
I have car?
How to car 101
@@scottishbananaclan How to Car
Ass hard on the Seat
Stearing Wheel in my hand
Speed like a motherfucker
Hell yeah
This guy works so much with his videos. Imagine having to type all that caption just for a 8 minute vid.
He does it because he has a deaf/HOH friend who watches his videos, that's why 95% of his videos have captions
@@TenApplesforTime this true? Where do you find this information?
@@peggedyourdad9560 According to him, yes. Look up "Life of Boris The real reason I use subtitles" and you'll find it
2:33
“So there is only two pedals you need to worry about, the clutch and the gas. Do not worry about the brake, the car will break down itself.”
👏
Most older unkept taxis and especially busses where I live have a brick in the glovebox, the brakes and handbrakes on those doesn't work anymore so when you're going up a hill and it bogs down, you put a brick behind the wheel and then take it off when going, I call it the manual hill starts assist.
My first car was a manual transmission diesel. Loved that little thing. Had a blast driving in Northern US winter.
Just got my learner's permit the other day so this is perfect timing!
Same
622 views
863 likes
and 4 dislikes
are the type of the perfect timing.
Oh no
Uamee needs to tell us that secret song
"This big wheel in front for making Cheeki Breeki"
Czechi breeki"
Dear Boris,
thank you very much for uploading this video! Hope to see another video from you next week!
Thank you Boris, I have my drivers test next week and now I will certainly pass it!
4:25 soviet cartoon “adventures of lolo the penguin”
Why are you skipping
The video
Le bruh?
As a someone who has never been to Eastern Europe, it looks like a good cartoon
@@privyetcomrade4841 As someone who has watched it as a little kid, I can confirm that it wasn't bad (at least it didn't seem to be at the time... It's been a while.)
ok so here's me, a Czech, watching a (most likely) Russian talk about a Czech car
Every russian taxi driver can talk about Octavia
Škoda, simply gopnik
We need to stop asking for a face reveal. It’ll ruin the Boris charm
It was voted on years ago, by his fans, that he keep his identity hidden. 👌🏻
Да брат
I click the ads for you Boris, I hope the $0.01 of my ad revenue reaches you this year for the 50 or so videos I have watched. You have made my quarantine much more enjoyable, and my family appreciates my new slavic cooking skills in these hard times.
“You don’t even need clutch, just push down and ram it in and go”
*monster noises* LMFAOOOOOOO I AM CRYING
Boris: I'm sure it is summer somewhere
Me: Laughs in Singapore
00:57
Instructions unclear: Drove my car into a reactor.
confused a compass with a geiger meter?
Instructions *nuclear*
I love this thread 😂😂
Ah, THAT'S how Chernobyl disaster happened.
Boris:Honks with his foot
Me taking notes: ah yes, we need to honk with the feet and yell out window for debils behind you
Last upload I had no drivings license. After that one video, I applied for it and as proof of knowing to drive I just told them I watched Boris. I can legally drive in all eastern european states now. Thanks Boris
This is the first video I watched this day...and my day is complete!
Imma for sure pass my driver's exam tomorrow
"Remove taxi sign"
_from Vadim's car_
I learned to drive with a standard transmission, and was surprised to learn this is actually considered an anti-theft device, lowering my insurance premium. The ignorance of the common driver makes me pay less? This is fine.
I dont get what u mean? The transmission is an anti theft device?
@@zachyii7862 lol ya, because it's implied hardly anyone can drive manual these days.
Wilhem what do u mean "standart transmission"? Manualy or automatic
@@Cr4z3d *in the US
The manual transmission is more than alive in Asia, europe, and africa
@@bolorazpolo standard transmission was the term for manual before fat Americans became too lazy to learn how to shift
I'm glad, that vehicles from Škoda company are serving well.
I just found this channel today. Watched a few videos and so far and have collected some awesome quotes:
"The game is not vodka optimized"
"There is never a problem too big that a bigger hammer cannot solve"
"Tires are good. Still attached to the car"
"You reverse until you hear boom and then you have arrived"
Will watch more videos and keep collecting quotes along the way.
"I'm sure it is summer somewhere"
*looks outside, 37 celsius in the scorching sun of... spring*
It sure is, boris. It sure is...
Bruv where tf u live? It's only 14° for me and this is may ffs :/
At 4:35 did anyone else notice he put his shoes on the wrong feet? I'm dying rn😂💀
When will the Gopnic workout part 2 be
Been waiting for this!
Thanks Boris! I passed my driving exam!
police officer: sir why were you drinking vodka while driving?
me: cant you see it's slav instincts
Boris, this is just an excuse to show off your Skoda. I understand.
English man: In england we drive on the left side of the road.
American: we drive on the right side of the road.
Russian: IN RUSSIA ROAD IS ROAD YOU DRIVE WHERE YOU WANT
havent heard this joke before
In Belgium we don't drive at all because of traffic jams everywhere blyat.
This is THE REAL democracy!
This videos its so good
@@helplure you heard it in india
Just got my license today, thanks Boris for the top tips!
This video is curing my anxiety for driving. Thank you, Boris.
Son, where did you learn professional driving like this?
Me : Boris
this was perfect timing im about to start driving school
Just remember, redline for a good time
@@darkstarsupernova8636 haha for sure 😉
Show this vid to your instructor, so he/she can be a better instructor
Americans: wow! So that's how you use the stick
Slavs: debil.
Boris = *PERFECTION*
Questo é il miglior canale di guida che io abbia mai visto OMG and stay CHEEKI BREEKI