I'm now at the finish line of obtaining my driving license and it's much different. The "city driving" exam is not easy, especially in my city with population about 2 millions(many cars, traffic's mad sometimes). Plenty of people pass city driving exam on fourth-sixth try, I failed 2 times and I'm waiting for my third try at the moment.
My 3 favorite parts: 1: Boris ripping out the back view mirror 2: “...if car has automatic transmission, then you do what I do: You run, you run fast” 3: Anatoli ripping out the stick shift knob All three made me laugh and made me glad to have Boris back, we missed u
I know this doesn't matter to anyone, but my father has passed away on the 5th of July. He was diagnosed with Als three years ago and his body had been degrading for that entire time. Because of that, he could do nothing but watch things on the internet. Boris, you have been one of the few people on the internet he actually enjoyed watching. The joy you brought to both of us was enough to make us forget the problem Dad had. I know this doesn't mean anything to anybody else and it might not mean anything to you, but you meant a lot to me. To both of us. Thank you.
Never worry, comrade... He is in slav heaven, drinking vodka with comrade slavs, squatting with heels on ground and driving with some Debils in the cheeki breeki Lada Gopnik machine
I teach English to Russian speakers, so I'm paying attention -- it's obvious (especially in the more recent videos) that he has full grasp of even relatively advanced grammar, idiomatic turns of phrase and idioms in the general modern American parlance, and he can execute difficult English sounds when he chooses to. The accent and the broken grammar are an act, played up for effect.
He obviously meant straight on the course of glorious immortal science of Marxism-Leninism. He was turning left of this base level slavic meme culture and ascending.
*"But remember comrade. Maybe in... maybe you are in friends car and it have automatic transmission."* "Then you do what I do." "You run." _"You run fast!"_
Boris is getting video boom, thats how u fing channel. i suggest hearing his songs also. and personal fav is "full meal with splitting axe" and "lazy ways to make lazy noodles" go give them a try
I'm so glad to see this video , knowing that you were sick and then having it take so long between videos made me think maybe you were still doing bad , best of luck and best of health, hope you're still making music too, because I can't wait for another Boris hardbass track
In the garage i work in, we have this stuff that we use to clean throttle components and the can is covered in Russian writing. I am 99.9 % sure, there is pressurized vodka in this can.
Yes, Yes, Yes, However un-distilled vodka give boost so much I can not write it here for reasons of breaking computer again. It have the secret agent METHANOL, which will clean entire Injector assembly clear off of engine.
@@Zurgo-fl1kx If you Re-jet the carb or get a different fuel injection system it will jun on Vodka. Of course gas turbine will run on anything without mods..... I don't remember the Injection one, but any man should be a be to re-jet his Lada carburetor to run on the truck load of vodka he found. It's just common sense.
"but remember comrade, in future, maybe you're in friends car, and it have automatic transmission, then you do what what i do, you run, you run real fast..."
This is the only time I’ve ever (1) turned on notifications for a channel and (2) commented on a video. I love this channel so much 😩 and Komrade Kat Artyom
Buy a Subaru WRX to befriend the subie bros. They are assimilated with the vape nation and befriending them would allow you to access the coveted smoke screen ability.
How slavs use the car 1. Stand on the nose of the car 2. Squat 3. Get down 4. Get in the car 5. Sit down 6. Squat 7. Put the car keys in 8. Put your leg to the gas pedal 9. Drift it 10. Squat 11. Get out of the car 12. Repeat
Driving instructor: wow you are really good! Where did you learn to drive?
Me:
От русского парня 😂
-Ну меня научил Борис
-Твой отец?
-Ага и ещё где-то пары миллионов человек 😅
From the finest ever
My instructor was not much different. He and I would bring rakija to driving lessons and taste them while driving.
Wait
**BORIS IS A CAR GUY????**
I'm amazed how frightened Anatoli manages to look without us being able to see his face. Give that man extra semechki
Lol
I thought i was the only one think like that lol
Me too 🤣
Don't forget Boris's Cameraman dude 😂
@@sariaf.m. sergi
Petition to have Anatoli in more videos
He's just too pure, what a good boy
I think he's in the military or something, so he's not usually around to be in videos
Lazy and Useless Footage
*_🅱️ossibly._*
boi*
you mean samir
he is like alexei
RIP alexei
I just love how they both broke character when the gear shift knob got ripped off, the reaction is too pure
Anatoli: *Ripps of the gear knob*
Boris: 'Samir, you're breaking the car"
Fucking amazing reference XD
I lost it for 15 minutes
I had to pause and look at the comments for people that spotted it, this reference is just gold!
What is the reference?
TRIPLE CAUTION STAY CENTER lol
@@javidfarzaliyev2549 just search for "samir youre breaking the car", can't miss it
Best student-teacher relationship when it's both of your first time driving.
Showed this vid to my dad who got his license in 1993 Lithuania. He told me that it wasn't really much different...
I'm now at the finish line of obtaining my driving license and it's much different. The "city driving" exam is not easy, especially in my city with population about 2 millions(many cars, traffic's mad sometimes). Plenty of people pass city driving exam on fourth-sixth try, I failed 2 times and I'm waiting for my third try at the moment.
Daniel Bierne take your test in a less populated town
@@danielbierne7284 he's talking about 1993 Lithuania
Not wherever you are from and nowadays
@@Minienz89 I see. Just saying.
@@danielbierne7284 Well duh.. I took it first try around where I live which is not bad on average people need 2-3 tries here.
"SAMIR, YOURE BREAKING THE CAR" didnt see that coming
Triple caution
SAMIR LISTEN TO MY CALLS I BEG OF YOU
Shud up! Do not tell me how to drive!
Hahah im glad someone else got that reference
Whos Samir?
My 3 favorite parts:
1: Boris ripping out the back view mirror
2: “...if car has automatic transmission, then you do what I do: You run, you run fast”
3: Anatoli ripping out the stick shift knob
All three made me laugh and made me glad to have Boris back, we missed u
retrowave man you forgot the squat session and the pizdec with the mercedes label.
All three are called slavlom
"The world record is 16.5 seconds. You must beat this to get a passing grade"
Boris is the toughest grader ever
Currently taking driving lessons, my teacher will be impressed with these new slav skills
I actually have a pic of my daughter squatting in the middle of a US Interstate during a traffic Jam.
Lisa Dominick True Slav!
@@Arwindor she is.. well 50% Slav. We were bored.. stuck in 1 place for 3 hours....
We will be watching your career with great interest.
Me too.I think he will be surprised !
Americans: we drive on right side
British: we drive on left side
Indians and Russians: ROAD IS ROAD!
True
True
True
I laughed so hard haha thank your for this.
Lol. Can confirm.
driving instructor : how many times you're driving already
student:first time
driving instructor: is no problem .it's my first time too XD
@ElderlyMother why are you laughing about that?
@ElderlyMother Ya know if you look at the video this is actually made before 4 months or more.
Oh and my grammar is not poor now.
@ElderlyMother and i just asked.
@Mićo i highly suggest that you do not take Babushka's with lung cancer as a laughing matter.
I laughed so hard when he just straight up ripped out that mirror xD
2:52
Boris: How many time you're driving already
Anatoli: ...
*Boris: Ah is no problem, Is my first time also*
Imagine Anatoli quietly saying"Idk how to drive" with you as a passanger
mfw moment
Me: ah its alright its not the first time i heard that
I'm laughimg when the car hit the wall😂🤣
"you ruin this beautiful soviet wall" 😅🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I know this doesn't matter to anyone, but my father has passed away on the 5th of July. He was diagnosed with Als three years ago and his body had been degrading for that entire time. Because of that, he could do nothing but watch things on the internet.
Boris, you have been one of the few people on the internet he actually enjoyed watching. The joy you brought to both of us was enough to make us forget the problem Dad had.
I know this doesn't mean anything to anybody else and it might not mean anything to you, but you meant a lot to me. To both of us.
Thank you.
I‘m feeling with you comrade
Noct Luther best comment! Needs more upvote blin!
Never worry, comrade... He is in slav heaven, drinking vodka with comrade slavs, squatting with heels on ground and driving with some Debils in the cheeki breeki Lada Gopnik machine
Living_Katyusha this makes happiness! Now we must find him good Ushanka to truly ascend!
@@RenosEMR yes comrade, one specialy made by Boris
Continue the good work BORIS, love from a slav country!
"YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR, SAMIR"
yes. this was a good reference.
I thought it is Anatoli :(
@@PLN173 it's from another video
@@cocoproductions3645 what video?
Now that's a reference
You must listen to my calls
Everybody gangsta until Boris rolls up in a mercedes.
This particular model is commonly referred to as a boar.
@@dmitryklevchuk6436, не, это не w140
@@dmitryklevchuk6436 Nah, w202 isn't more W140 or G wagon
Dmitry Klevchuk this is the model Russian mafia used to drive in the 90
Boris - Vasya! Your car is in good hands.
Anatoli - *IMMEDIATELY BREAKS TRANSMISSION STICK*
It's a gear shift not a transmission stick lmfao
“Transmission stick”
@@spartacussmith7070 that's how western spies call it. ARE YOU ONE OF THEM, BLYAT?
5:09
This summer in theaters near you, starring Boris and Anatoli:
Gone in 16 seconds
Ahh, I got that reference
Gone is 60 second got nothing with this one
_"WHAT YOU LEAVE BRAIN AT HOME?!"_
That's my German teacher whenever I forgot my homework
:') good memories !
He was actually a good teacher
I got a Phil swift ad to work at flex seal/flex tape why is this here?
Russian and ukrainian teachers always say that when u forget homework
@@broadday_3420 lmao
I passed my driving test directly after watching this, thanks Boris
I don't know why but Anatoli bribing Boris with a flower was the most wholesome thing I've seen all day.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that
I love this
"If you ever see someone with automatic transmission... Run..."
"you run fast"
3:14
Nobody:
Slav driving instructors:
*FEEL THE POWER OF VASYA*
Imagine Anatoli secretly is an English major and knows like 10000 literature classics
and he speaks without a russian accent as well
are you Anatoli?
Truly, a modern Tolstoy
dude he ain't Leo Tolstoy or the Heavy Weapons Guy.
I teach English to Russian speakers, so I'm paying attention -- it's obvious (especially in the more recent videos) that he has full grasp of even relatively advanced grammar, idiomatic turns of phrase and idioms in the general modern American parlance, and he can execute difficult English sounds when he chooses to. The accent and the broken grammar are an act, played up for effect.
4:55
Boris: Yes, yes go straight.
Anatoly: *procedes to turn left.
Anatoli gopnik level / 100
He obviously meant straight on the course of glorious immortal science of Marxism-Leninism. He was turning left of this base level slavic meme culture and ascending.
*"But remember comrade. Maybe in... maybe you are in friends car and it have automatic transmission."*
"Then you do what I do."
"You run."
_"You run fast!"_
🤣🤣🤣
**Capitalism Detected**
Oh
lmao
3:26 as a Russian, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
Western spy mirror.
Vladimir Putin PUTIN SENPAI СУКА БЛЯТЬ
СУКА БЛЯТЬ
Thought that's an Italian thing
I thought that everyone is teaching that way lol
I watched this video then took my drivers test...
They gave me my license and the driving school!
Communism 100 bylat
@@ImIGotHacked3Times OUR driving school Komrade!
Blyatiful
lol
C O M M U N I S M : 1 0 0
"How many time u already driving?"
"One"
"Ah no problem this my first time also"
Ahhhh good ol boris
cvs its my frist time
Also boris : start drifting
Oyy blin! Boris got the AMG wheels.
TH-cam has done Boris good I see.
And maybe some lowering springs as well, look at the ride height at 8:00, don't think that's stock
@Blin Kurwa what ?🤦♂️
@@userTomTom supercharger whine
Blin Kurwa it has that stock
@@wilmerlagesson7985 I think you missed the joke
Thank you Boris.... Just because of you my 5 year old son can drive now.... He drives his school bus back home everyday.... So proud of him
"IN THE PARKING SPOT, DEBIL!"
*"WHAT YOU LEAVE BRAIN AT HOME?!"*
I laughed harder than i should have
Yes yes go straight, yes of course, Noooooo... your car is in good hands
same here comrade
Debil means stupid
everytime u forget homework in russia or ukraine ur teacher will always say that ot "did you forget ur head at home?"
@@Mr.Birbpoop Debil is like a lil more worses than stupid
Police officer here. If you could not drive away everytime we try to stop you to drink some vodka with us, that would be great.
Recently retired here. Love this channel!
3:17 Anatoli just hanging on for dear life as Boris just casually drives like a maniac. 🤣😂 That got me good...
1 like = 1 prayer for Anatoli. 😂
That might happen when I'm gonna get a car
Boris:Me
Anatoli:friends who are not into cars
@@John-qb8wh same here
but
Boris: me
Anatoli: my family holding on for the crazy ride I call my life.
*FEEL THE POWER OF VASYA*
This is literally how slavs drive.
100% accurate
Boris: "drived the car before"
Also Boris: *_IS MY FIRST TIME ALSO_*
Cousin Anatoli:
Idk how I found this channel
It cures my depression by 102%
Boris is getting video boom, thats how u fing channel. i suggest hearing his songs also. and personal fav is "full meal with splitting axe" and "lazy ways to make lazy noodles" go give them a try
Vladimir Lenin I eat sum potatoes and diesel
Munna Muhammed *OUR DEPRESSION* **USSR anthem start’s**
I found it from the animation meme of pronouning us states xD
Boris SCP 094 Confirmed
Slav-driving school
There is gas pedal, there is clutch pedal, there is stick. Class is over.
Slav-deiving school
There is the car. You go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Class is over. Now let's got some vodka
YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR SAMIR!-
Whatever you do, never use seatbelts if you want to go 60+.
there no clutch, it is purse
@@austrinivanderfanly745
Only american car has no clutch. You are caught western spy! Remain in your current form and keep claws visible at all times.
Boris: Drive!!!!
Anatolij: .....
Boris: talking on the phone*
Anatolij: BYLYAT, the stick is moving!!! 5:09
Nobody:
Anatoli: have flower
Who needs to pay for driver's ed when you have Boris.
"There is never a problem too big that a bigger hammer can not solve."
Wow. Just wow.
Vladivostok breaks? Get a hammer the size of Москва and hit it.
@@danielsavin5674 where u gonna get a Moscow sized hammer
@@danielsavin5674 ya ne panemayu
Speaking as a mechanic, everything can be fixed with enough grease and a big enough hammer.
Classic Jeremy Clarkson mantra
You can actually hear how genuine that Boris laugh was at around 5:08 when the gear stick broke, it warms my heart 😆
'There is never problem too big that a bigger hammer cannot solve' Boris - 2019
Modern problems requier modern selutions
Use a hammer and if that don't work, use more hammer
@@lunacy5272 Use Svetlana. She is very useful if your hammer cant do the job.
So if you have angry wife in home use hammer on her head
The best is 7:05 "YOU RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL SOVIET WALL" сука
I'm so glad to see this video , knowing that you were sick and then having it take so long between videos made me think maybe you were still doing bad , best of luck and best of health, hope you're still making music too, because I can't wait for another Boris hardbass track
So a passing grade requires beating the current world record.
That's because he will be driving drunk
yep, I had my licence same way.
5:10 you can tell that was completely unintentional and they had a good laugh about it
Didn't even notice this comment blew up! Thanks.
Right on. That bit was totally and noticeably unscripted, and all the funnier for it 😂
the same thing happened to me when I first got to drive dad's car 😂
same thing happened to me while shifting from 1st to 2nd..never let anyone borrow your car 😅
and Anatoly name is Samir Anatoly?
“Blow up”
Me, with a comment with 9k likes: *Boi you ain’t seen nothing yet*
hey boris i love ur vids keep the slavs way going!!
@Joshua Huezo same
Slavic ways in Australia
Это обычный день в моей стране)
3:43 That one actually made me laugh loudly XD
“Not exactly what i had in mind”
Nikola Tesla => Hrvat
Правда 😂
Stevan SRBRUS You mean 5:10
@@Petar321_GT Jeste, Tesle ste pobili kao Srbe u NDH, a ovamo Hrvat. Pazi da nije
@@boskodelic8907 Nikola Tesla => Hrvat
Thank you TH-cam for randomly recommending this gem
Thank you Boris!
Now when I’ll be stuck in traffic I’ll just slavic squat on my Lada.
I see you
I see you in ml disciplegaming, elgin,that we've waiting your comment, and mobile legend bang bang
**Slav school of driving**
**Doesn't drive Lada**
This is what sadness is.
Mercedes is more blintastic
you put KOMPRESSOR in a lada - the hole front of the car rips off
old mercedes is even more slav than lada, i know, amazing
german car is also slav car, the western spy car come from UK,france,US
Chiki bleki
Obviously the ideal fuel is vodka, you get a 10000% boost when you use it
In the garage i work in, we have this stuff that we use to clean throttle components and the can is covered in Russian writing. I am 99.9 % sure, there is pressurized vodka in this can.
Yes, Yes, Yes, However un-distilled vodka give boost so much I can not write it here for reasons of breaking computer again.
It have the secret agent METHANOL, which will clean entire Injector assembly clear off of engine.
Actually there are some cars that will run on alcohol so in theory you could power your adidas striped car with vodka
@@Zurgo-fl1kx If you Re-jet the carb or get a different fuel injection system it will jun on Vodka. Of course gas turbine will run on anything without mods.....
I don't remember the Injection one, but any man should be a be to re-jet his Lada carburetor to run on the truck load of vodka he found. It's just common sense.
Remember to stick your nose near the exhaust after Vodka conversion.
If you start seeing double, it's working
I am going to be 18 in a few months and I feel prepared and excited for the driving test now.
Title should also be: "Two Slav Russians drive a German car in the modern day"
I'd watch that and since it has 'German' in the title many other Germans would as well XD
@@karolinkiehl4097 DEUTSCHLAND
Germans left many equipment there after war.. including mercedes w202 from future..
German engineering is considered the best in world so would make sence
Mich, Word slavs not neccery
You know it's a good video when the slavic sandals are needed
5:11
Anatoli's laugh in the backround is wholesome
5:09
their laughs are adorable i-
Boris: drives car
Normies: that is a nice car
Slav comrades: WHRE THE BLYAT ARE THE 3 WHITE STRIPS
I thought this too. But immediately assumed it was vadims car.
And low an behold..
I was right
Lada
Same
Vivienne Aurelious car guys: wtf is that a manual C43 AMG!?! THATS SUPER RARE HERE IN THE STATES IT HURTS TO SEE YOU TREAT IT LIKE THAT
I was physically and mentally hurt when I saw no subwoofers, russian carpet in the backseat, or massaging chair covers
I was watching his old videos and thought “It’s been a while since I’ve seen my boy” and well would you look at that
I was actually thinking the same
Cyka
Same here
Me to
5:10 That laugh is the best thing I've heard all week.
3:15 - 3:22 I can't get over the fact that Anatoli looks so terrified 😂
Mercedes: Appears
Taxi Drivers: *Heavy Breathing*
"but remember comrade, in future, maybe you're in friends car, and it have automatic transmission, then you do what what i do, you run, you run real fast..."
I am simple man, I see Slav man and his car, I click.
Shardy Daoud I am also Simple Slav comrade
This is the only time I’ve ever (1) turned on notifications for a channel and (2) commented on a video.
I love this channel so much 😩 and Komrade Kat Artyom
"You do what I do."
"You run"
"You run fast"
I've been driving for 5 weeks and 7 of those i've been a driving instructor
Well said.
"I've been driving cars for 5 weeks. 7 of it at the driving instructor."
Speach 100
Smarht: 100
Math : 0
Instruktor 101 error
qik mafs
this is exactly what i need 2 get over my anxiety abt driving. thank you mr boris
From now on I’m calling the steering wheel the targeting device.
Jdbdhd HH bahahhahahahahahhaha
Imma call the “the crash detector” the crosshair
Reverse camera is rear targeting device maybe???
5:10 You're breaking the car samir, great reference :)
Stefan Z fast medium left into sharp left
"If you see automatic transmission, then you run, you run fast"
What a gentle soul is Anatoli, giving as present a daisy
There's got to be fanart somewhere of Anatoli holding the little flower. Too cute! 😍
Anatoli: Let me just pull off the gear stick for more power lol
Boris:WHY YOU BREAK CAR
SAMIR YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR
Says the guy who broke the mirror
@@lunaequinox7333 he just re-adjusted it
Instructions unclear
Reestablished the Soviet Union while squatting
Instructions unclear
put Aux cord in fish anus
Instructions unclear
Accidentally caused a nuclear meltdown
Instructions unclear
Accidentally drove off cliff
Instructions unclear
Prevented nuclear reactor meltdown in Chernobyl
Good
"You leave brain at home??"
thats easily my favourite boris quote
You forgot to scream “cyka blyat” at anyone doing the speed limit and how to hold kvass between your legs so you can use both hands to drive.
Boris: In the spot, Debil!
Anatoli: breaks gear shifter
*SAMIR! You are breaking the car samir*
*ANATOLI you are breaking the car*
Im beggin you
I love you for this comment xD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
О нихуя . Ты мой тёзка)
My Slavic/Australian family taught me to drive much like this. The experience is universal
Boris, you shoud make a tutorial how to dance to hardbass!
He has cyka just go watch old video or just type it
You're not Slav if you don't know how to dance to hardbass....
@@PsychoKern this cyka is no boris "the slav king" fan if he doesn't even know the greatest boris video ever
Otóż nie tym razem xd
Ras Ras Ras eto hardbass, vse v stortivkah addidas, i na naikah pacany slushajut hardbass bassy
A.D.I.D.A.S
All day i drink and squat
All day i dream about suicide
All day I dream about sex
@@nigredoooalgown6245 that works too
All day i dream about slav :D
@@zahraniatnuwu1292 now that is a fact, Сука Блуат!
I love how you guys broke character when the stick breaks😂
Anatoli = Samir?
Boris is boris
Lol Anatoli looks so scared and cute in the beginning of the driving lesson XD
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I lost it when Anatoli ripped the shifter off!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! NOW FOR GOPNIK WORKOUT PROGRAM PART 2 BORIS!!!!°
he can't do it yet, he had a surgery not long ago
I laughed so hard I started to cry with that one LMAO
😂😂
Ahh the good old Mercedes C-Class. A glorious piece of quality automobile.
Every gopniks idea of a great car. Very nice!
Thanks Boris for teaching me how to drive since my mom won't drive me to area 51
Playing hard bass and running over the guards
Buy a Subaru WRX to befriend the subie bros. They are assimilated with the vape nation and befriending them would allow you to access the coveted smoke screen ability.
Ои блять гет ми анал пробе
@@grugg3108 buy a evo
@@stephanvandan893 they will shoot you in first because they'll believe you're eastern spy 😂
Thanks!
3 more important things to need to become a slav driver:
• Drive fast
• Brake so hard
Oh, and one more thing:
• Eat a lot of *M A Y O N E Z*
That's it
Nahpets Android Gameplays Don't forgot about the Adidas three stripes and Boris's most favorite topping
The M A Y O N E Z
@@deaconblackwood6785 *mayonez
As a driver, I can confirm that I always carry around a carpet flip flop
How slavs use the car
1. Stand on the nose of the car
2. Squat
3. Get down
4. Get in the car
5. Sit down
6. Squat
7. Put the car keys in
8. Put your leg to the gas pedal
9. Drift it
10. Squat
11. Get out of the car
12. Repeat
*turns on dashcam*
Where is vodka
"Samir, please, I beg you! Samir, you're breaking the car Samir!"