The year is 2039. Smallant's streams have reached an all-time extreme. In a single run he collects all moons, blind, deaf, no chat, using a single chopstick manipulated only with his tongue, and with no captures.
its what he does for a living. of course he is better. i could fix an air contitioner or something with oven mits on faster than he could do it without. i wouldnt feel too bad you are better than him at things forsure
@@kayplaya86 holy childs of Zeus you must be the guy who thinks up the punishments in heck because that idea is more painful than listening to your mom say Pokémans
This man is a testament to doing something for thousands of hours and becoming a master of it. I can't imagine just how much experience one needs with a game to do it blindfolded, or how much experience one needs with a controller to use it with chopsticks. That's just incredible
21:42 "if I can beat a run faster than you with CHOPSTICKS, you're doing something wrong. 25:39 **gets a time of **2:09:05**** Me: My PB is 2:15:37 *INTENSE SWEATING*
I really admire SmallAnt’s talent for quickly adapting to whatever the challenge is, and I admire him for taking on these very unique challenges. These challenges, while ridiculous, ultimately help SmallAnt to be a better player and speed runner. And yes, they make for great content as well.
Can you beat super mario oddesy with a keyboard and mouse being split between two people while blindfolded with only a chopstick to hit buttons while getting 100% of moons in superstar mode?
It's weird that one of my first thoughts was how accessible this game is if you can get a bloody respectable time with *chopsticks* of all implements, first try, with speed and casual strats. This is ridiculously impressive on your part, jeez.
This man has beaten SMO with oven mits, chopsticks, blindfolded, blindfolded and deaf, opposite joycons, with his feet, only 10 captures, collected every moon, did star percent, did a 1482, without walking, without jumping, without collecting more than a single coin, with a toaster, splitting a controller half and half with a keyboard technically, what in the world could you possibly not beat this game with, because I can’t think of anything
Hearing him say it in bowsers kingdom got me thinking, sometimes it was even dwindling, so in a final stretch effort, I watched SmallAnt's speed run guides and it work... ballefert
As someone in art school, I can confirm that holding pencils and other such drawing equipment is uncomfortable. Which makes what SmallAnt did all the more impressive.
The fact that one of my favorite streamers is challenging another one of my favorite streamers to speedrun a game with very weird gimmicks has made my quarantine so much better.
I wouldent say this is my favorite Mario game but it’s probably the most perfect one, it’s just the perfect length, and somehow the controls felt so familiar even when the game came out and there so different then anything else we have seen in this series
The year is 2039. Smallant's streams have reached an all-time extreme. In a single run he collects all moons, blind, deaf, no chat, using a single chopstick manipulated only with his tongue, and with no captures.
Pfft... what a weakling.
No jumping either
That might be a challenge then.
Dont like thisc comment
and he does it sub 20 seconds
It’s official. Any Any% run above 2:09:05 doesn’t count as a speedrun.
RIP to the guy in the chat that said his PB was 2:10.
Spoilers
Nils
Don’t watch the video if you don’t want spoilers...
Eddiemate more like “dont read the comments”
Purgatory
I...
I don’t even know how I messed that up...
I literally
Do not know how
I could mess that up
YOU FOOL! This was just a trick to see more of your kitchen utensils!
AND HE FELL FOR IT!
The chat has prevailed
Fridge run anyone?
@@Malva597 we gotta ask the yuzo Devs to make a switch emulator for fridge for the run
I got time outed for mentioning micro wave.
Ant: “we can’t afford to lose time”
Also Ant: *buys chef outfit because why not*
nah in mitt% chef outfit saves time
@@killerpanda107 Of course
Also Ant: *pauses a million times*
Imagine creating a game for millions of people for years and you see someone playing it with ovenmits...
I'd be so proud
Xylofon Blade or even worse... with chop sticks
I would be proud
Xylofon Blade that’s when you know you have peaked
If someone was skilled enough to speedrun with chopsticks, it’d mean they’ve enjoyed my game that much to near on master it... I’d be proud.
I feel embarrassed that he is better than me even when he plays with chopsticks
I feel it🤣
Me too. I cant even do roll cancel clips only surface roll cancel clips i can do
its what he does for a living. of course he is better. i could fix an air contitioner or something with oven mits on faster than he could do it without. i wouldnt feel too bad you are better than him at things forsure
Don't worry, you're not alone with that feeling xD
Servant Of Chaos We’re all better than him at not playing Mario Odyssey, I can bet you that.
Never seen pause buffer strats used in odyssey much before
Lmao
Only used in Oven-mitts% -> big brain strats!
at 7:56 someone wrote in the chat "1:25 callin it now" and then it happened. Wow
you noticing that is as impressive as the guess
@@Piwde i noticed it too as it was a break but i didnt even realise that it actually happened until this person said it did.
@@gol2261 someone explain what he means by 1:25 please
@@Newbieguy5000 a person in the stream chat said that he'd beat the game in 1 hour 25 minutes, and his end time was 1:25:17 so they guessed correctly
@@peachaton364 Thanks, I was looking at the Chopsticks Only run instead of the Oven Mitten run my bad. (Never thought I'd say that)
man seeing this channel devolve into every video having something to do with kitchen utensils is amazing.
*evolve
*evolve
*evolve
*evolve
*evolve
Next challenge: Beat Odyssey with the Wii Fit balance board and your voice
I saw the same chat in the screen too at 19:14
Cool
The Wii balance board and the Wii speak
And it switches between each one every 10 seconds with no way to tell when other than "I think 10 seconds have passed"
@@kayplaya86 holy childs of Zeus you must be the guy who thinks up the punishments in heck because that idea is more painful than listening to your mom say Pokémans
This man is a testament to doing something for thousands of hours and becoming a master of it. I can't imagine just how much experience one needs with a game to do it blindfolded, or how much experience one needs with a controller to use it with chopsticks. That's just incredible
Nintendo: Our games aren't too easy.
TH-cam: I beat odyssey using kitchen utensils.
Yeah but people have beat dark souls with all kinds of difficult controllers too
@@ZeroKage69 like, a mic
A FRINKING MIC
@@ZeroKage69 I mean yeah, but it only took him an hour and 30 mins' on his first try
to be fair ds is really easy when you get the hangle of it like in your 3, 4 game you dont even die as much
69th like
When fearsomefire said he wanted to become an youtuber who eats food and play games this is what he had in mind
I am fearsomes dream 😎
@@Smallant poor fearsome probatly just crying in his bed hoping to be able to keep at least some of his ideas for himself
Thanks for letting me escape the horrors of reality for a while, even if its just 20 minutes
Happy to help 💪
@@Smallant oh hey, i didn't even realise you replied to me until an entire month later. Heh. Well thanks for that
It’s been 2 years.
How’re you holding up bud?
@@markeye2043 Im better, thanks for asking.
@@manchmalpfosten8133 I’m really glad to hear that.
Now you can introduce yourself as world record holder in Super Mario Oddyssey, Oven-mitts%
(Also min-captures)
@@mapleflakes47 Minimum captures is nothing compared to Oven-mitts%. Would be unnecessary to even mention it.
Chop-stick% tho
Dequan Milete
ChopstickOvenmittsMinCapture%
Oven%
Jesus dude, next thing you know Smallant1 takes a holiday and the toaster plays the game
That would be a blessing, not a curse.
He did that.
Nah, that would be a job for smallant2
@@largeboi4678 Nah, that would be a job for smallant3
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
21:42 "if I can beat a run faster than you with CHOPSTICKS, you're doing something wrong. 25:39 **gets a time of **2:09:05**** Me: My PB is 2:15:37 *INTENSE SWEATING*
You should not have intensely sweated.
@@tFluffy fortunately my time is now 1:27:3X
@@Piggy26 congrats on the improvement! this is what he meant btw; if you don't know the route you're fine it's just if you know the route AND suck
How about oven mitts AND chopsticks at the same time? That's the next level
Lol true that’s cool I want to see it :)
Oh no
@@vtek579 and the controller is a reprogrammed smart fridge
@@OliverR3987 Oh no 2x
I feel like as long as you could get a solid grip on the chopsticks, it would be just like the chopsticks run
Smallant is better than me when he has oven mitts on...
He is even better than me with frickin chopsticks :I
ok
Not me xd
So true I relate to this so muuuuuuch
Like I’m so bad potato XD
I really admire SmallAnt’s talent for quickly adapting to whatever the challenge is, and I admire him for taking on these very unique challenges. These challenges, while ridiculous, ultimately help SmallAnt to be a better player and speed runner. And yes, they make for great content as well.
now its time to clean the plate, play with a sponge on top of the controller
Sakurai: No, this isn’t how you’re supposed play the game.
sakurai didnt make this game
wait, that's illegal
velicat sakurai made every game and dont you dare say otherwise
monosaturated saccharide did indeed say that
This run is TOO spicy
Me: I enjoy very niche gaming communities
Person: Oh? Like what?
Me: well....
"No one cared who I was until I put on the mits"
- Smallant, 2019
The oven mits were a mere distraction. He was actually using his feet the entire speedrun!
and thus failboat went bankrupt trying to pay ant for his amazing run
FailBroke
Ant:
Beats ruin kingdom dragon 1st try with oven mitts with no damage
Another guy:
Dies to dragon playing normal
U can say fearsomefire it’s ok
10/10 very good comment
leo rawnblade Sorry, who?
we need summoning salt to do a world record progression with one of your catagories
Note, he seems to find it harder to drink water with oven mitts than to do this run.
Can you imagine Smallant doing a normal run?! now THAT'S a challange!
next challenge: I beat odyssey without playing odyssey
Someone else is playing the game for the first time while smallant's sitting behind them and coaching them on speedrun strats.
@@jacob5169 that would be fun to watch
"I got my friend Dave to play Odyssey."
@@jacob5169 No I have been playing smo for a pretty long time now.
He would have to physycally "beat" the game
I often watch videos and know I am enjoying myself, but with Ant’s videos I physically can’t keep myself from smiling. I love it so much
Guess we're getting the full kitchen reveal
Nice pfp #jhonnyisbestboi
@@potassiumtheif5857 you have better taste than Gyro's coffee
Am I late to the party???
@@poshduck8115 Same
"Give me a time and I will crush it"
59:08 any%
Go
00:01 any%
10:00 100% now
0.0000001ms any%
Imagine if this was a category for speed running? Smallant grinding 24/7 to get sub 1 hour.
Damn-mit made me actually laugh out loud so hard that was great
I may have co-mitt-ed a serious crime by making chat devolve into puns. Gotta ad-mitt I was l-oven every second, though ;)
Wait, was that really you who started the puns?
Glove him or hate him, you got to admitt the guy is good
@Enzo Ian R. Evangelista hello everybody pointcorw here, [Insert Overused Low Key Collector’s Axiety]
Gotta love the glove
Hahaha that's awful lol
🗿
Failboat: 3. Take it or leave
Smallant: Hold my chop sticks
Apparently I play Mario as if I had oven mitts on my hands-
Can you beat super mario oddesy with a keyboard and mouse being split between two people while blindfolded with only a chopstick to hit buttons while getting 100% of moons in superstar mode?
Thats too easy dude
Wait... you can still hear the game and the other player? Nah bro, waaaaay too easy
He means both blind folded plus how bout no volume to
That challenge is surprisingly simple
Giovanni Dimike I like you for that reference
Next Up: Luigi beats Super Mario Odyssey by doing nothing at all.
somebody in chat guessed the ovenmit run would take 1:25:16 i think during luncheon... they wre off by one second
It's weird that one of my first thoughts was how accessible this game is if you can get a bloody respectable time with *chopsticks* of all implements, first try, with speed and casual strats. This is ridiculously impressive on your part, jeez.
Failboat after like 6 mins into the run
sweating intensifies
small ant challenges are some of the best, not gonna lie, they are unique, i do like the common challenges like 'no green' but these are amazing.
Next video: I beat Mario Odyssey with a Guitar Hero guitar
Yes. YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
This man has beaten SMO with oven mits, chopsticks, blindfolded, blindfolded and deaf, opposite joycons, with his feet, only 10 captures, collected every moon, did star percent, did a 1482, without walking, without jumping, without collecting more than a single coin, with a toaster, splitting a controller half and half with a keyboard technically, what in the world could you possibly not beat this game with, because I can’t think of anything
Now he needs to beat it without a controller
this kinda looks like my first speedrun lol nice
I know its been 3 years, but everyone should just start speedeunning this.
19:13 "Can I be in the video?" Thanks Ant
Gotta ad-mit this it pretty impressive
When him with oven mits on is 10x better than me playing normally lol
A few years from now putting on mitts Will be a new speed run strategy btw nice video
Gotta adMitt, you were really able to Stick it to Failboat how quickly you can beat this game.
You’re almost at 100,000 subs! So cool :D
Yeah! It's actually amazing how many people are watching my stuff now. I dont really understand it but feel really fortunate about it all!
New Category: Kitchen%
Also you play better than me WITH those mitts than me WITHOUT any handicap.
4:34 Why struggle when there are literally stairs right there😭😭😂😂
I love this guy
MItt% and chopstick% new meta for speedrunning?
Edit: tactical pausing strat for rng manipulation
This whole thing was great but the Bane line had me in stitches. You're the best!
Tbh I wasn't sure anyone would find that part funny. I'm glad I left it in now though 😊
Guess you're a part of the... mitten squad!!!! I'll see myself out.
“I can’t waste anymore time!”
Several minutes earlier
“I’m gonna go on a slight detour.”
You're better than me at mario odyssey using chopsticks...
23:31 missed opportunity to say "I eat the broodles like noodles"
Smallant with the uploading before the stream strats.
Mittens:no precision at all
Chopsticks: too much precision
Smallant:it doesnt matter
Hey love your videos and streams, i think we all do! Just wanted to say thank you for creating content for us to enjoy! Keep up the great work!
🍓
Watch as he performs the super-beginner spin-pound-roll-cancel jumps!
Seriously, that's impressive.
Now put the cooking mitts on your feet and play with your feet! See how you play them!! No! While using the oven mitts use the chopsticks!
I love how half of this run he looks like he’s doing a normal run
This Man ------ Is A Legend
"I understand how artists can have hand problems"
Me, drawing while watching the vid:
The real challenge was wearing oven mits for an hour and 30 minutes
When he reaches Luncheon Kingdom: *happy utensil face*
use your house to beat super mario odyssey
Bloody hell, you can complete Super Mario Odyssey using chopsticks faster than I can complete it normally :O
Now do minimum captures with over mitts AND chopsticks
Hearing him say it in bowsers kingdom got me thinking, sometimes it was even dwindling, so in a final stretch effort, I watched SmallAnt's speed run guides and it work... ballefert
Next video: "I FINISH MARIO ODYSSEY WITHOUT BREATHING."
He beat the game faster than me with C H O P S T I C K S
I came here because of the Failboat thumbnail
I was not disappointed
As someone in art school, I can confirm that holding pencils and other such drawing equipment is uncomfortable. Which makes what SmallAnt did all the more impressive.
I saw this and literally said "NANI??!"
The fact that one of my favorite streamers is challenging another one of my favorite streamers to speedrun a game with very weird gimmicks has made my quarantine so much better.
Beat oddesey with a remote control that presses random buttons
Smallant1: GIVE ME ANY TIME AND I WILL CRUSH IT
Me: 1 hour in any%
"I am too good at this game," *misses checkpoint throw*
I wouldent say this is my favorite Mario game but it’s probably the most perfect one, it’s just the perfect length, and somehow the controls felt so familiar even when the game came out and there so different then anything else we have seen in this series
Can you do "I beat Mario Oddysey with someone that doesn't know how to play this game"
100k!!! congrats man
You literally can beat odyssey faster then me when I'm playing normally and I have 275 hours in it
i think he have something like a minumum of 1500 hours
You had so much energy over that stream, I love it
Change the title to cooking percent
This is the kinda stuff that I subscribed to this awesome person for! Keep it up
When ur early and don’t have an original and funny comment
Man he makes me so happy
❤
POV : you're actually speedrunning smo without big difficulty but you have trouble with the action of drinking in a bottle
"I'm just gonna rub my face on the pole and slide all the way down"
Tiny insect, 2019
TinyInsect1*
5:40 SmallAnt tilting a water bottle with a straw such a genius.
I gotta ad-mitt, these streams are so amazing thank you ant. (btw its Logan)