5:07 "...I don't want to waste it either." He doesn't want to waste some shitty cheap microwave bacon, but he'll chuck half a pack of ground beef into the bin rather than putting it in his freezer! What a helmet that boy is.
As a chef of 20 years I would slap the hell out of some one the squeezes the juices out of a burger plus it’s easy to tell when a burger is ready duh you just check the juice flow Must be bugged cooking mechanics and somewhere along the line it dropped his input
never once in my life heard of a specially designed patty with particular instructions to press patties into the pan or not to save or lose fatty juices, gout viper is extreme on the spectrum
It doesn't take that much effort to make patties just mash the uncooked meat together add spices and cook. I hardly ever use pre packaged patties. Also he keeps pressing them causing the patties to loose it's juices. goddammit Phil
Bugged toaster mechanics. Also pre-cooked, microwavable bacon. I have no idea how those strips of cardboard will taste. I love cooking although skill might be lacking but.... fuck. When he unpacked the meat it looked just awful... plain awful
He claims this video series is a joke but I find that hard to believe. I don't know which is worse: that these videos are actually a joke, and a really unfunny one or that they're genuine cooking videos for pathetic meals by merely following simple instructions on pre-cooked, packaged food.
I think it was the ramen noodle video of his (yup...he did) where he claimed he was actually trying to teach people how to cook quick and cheap meals...in these videos that are 20-30 minutes long. It was almost like the claim that the series is "a joke" came after 'the detractors' had a good laugh at him, but I'm sure it's just a coincidence...
Of course he uses the shitty pre-made patties. Why even make the video if you're you're not making anything fancy? DSP's laziness never fails to amaze me.
I calls dem 8 minute burgers cuz u cook dem 2 minutes on each side 6:10 ..................................................................................... what the hell
5:07 "...I don't want to waste it either."
He doesn't want to waste some shitty cheap microwave bacon, but he'll chuck half a pack of ground beef into the bin rather than putting it in his freezer! What a helmet that boy is.
As a person who went to culinary school and a lover of burgers, this is just painful to watch.
As a human, and not a ball of quivering fat and gout-ridden joints, this is painful for me to watch too.
Even as a ball of quivering fat and gout-ridden joints, it's still painful to watch.
as someone that enjoys microwave food, this was painful to watch
As a chef of 20 years I would slap the hell out of some one the squeezes the juices out of a burger plus it’s easy to tell when a burger is ready duh you just check the juice flow
Must be bugged cooking mechanics and somewhere along the line it dropped his input
hush fat
“Cheddar cheese is always better than regular cheese” wut?
lol that "exhaust" fan is the typical apartment special where it recirculates back into the apartment after going through a shitty ass filter.
never once in my life heard of a specially designed patty with particular instructions to press patties into the pan or not to save or lose fatty juices, gout viper is extreme on the spectrum
So this gout-man can't even buy already minced meat and try to form patties on his own?
It doesn't take that much effort to make patties just mash the uncooked meat together add spices and cook. I hardly ever use pre packaged patties. Also he keeps pressing them causing the patties to loose it's juices. goddammit Phil
This, I mean even if you don't want to do that you can by raw meat already minced and form that into patties.
"These are 8 minute burgers which means you cook them for 2 minutes on each side" Wouldn't that be 4 minutes on each side? 🤣
17:49 DSP experiences Bugged Ketchup Mechanics
He says burgers with cheese already in them is gross yet he loves burgers with onions already inside of them 🤮
If you want to be real on the separation on the burgers you hit them on the ground in the plastic until they break.
caderly you're not attracting anyone
@@vanillacream2383 he attracted you! BWHAHAHHAAHHAHHRAHA RHUIRHRURHRURRHHRHRRDERP
Frozen burgers into a cold pan.
Damn, it's really impressive seeing DSP make two burgers so different in such a short amount of time :). He's surprisingly good at cooking!
Fuck you detractor piece of shit!
@@SoyDrinker honestly can't tell if you're trolling or being serious
@@IbukiMiodaa24 one has bbq sauce :)
Bugged toaster mechanics. Also pre-cooked, microwavable bacon. I have no idea how those strips of cardboard will taste. I love cooking although skill might be lacking but.... fuck. When he unpacked the meat it looked just awful... plain awful
going to have this play at my funeral
He claims this video series is a joke but I find that hard to believe. I don't know which is worse: that these videos are actually a joke, and a really unfunny one or that they're genuine cooking videos for pathetic meals by merely following simple instructions on pre-cooked, packaged food.
I think it was the ramen noodle video of his (yup...he did) where he claimed he was actually trying to teach people how to cook quick and cheap meals...in these videos that are 20-30 minutes long.
It was almost like the claim that the series is "a joke" came after 'the detractors' had a good laugh at him, but I'm sure it's just a coincidence...
I have the exact same stove in my apartment lol
16:13
BBQ Nut
Nasty!
I see that he's trying to film more of his "cooking" lately.
Grab a napkin and wipe the ketchup off your counter, dude!
My guy doesn’t even defrost or season the patties.
the way he said octagonal lol
Of course he uses the shitty pre-made patties. Why even make the video if you're you're not making anything fancy? DSP's laziness never fails to amaze me.
Why does the beef patty look like a bath sponge?
*DEVOUR DEVOUR*
Who the hell eats burgers with onions inside of them? 🤢
Bugged toaster mechanics.
Why were these videos deleted?
because Phil didn't log into his channel after TH-cam implemented TH-cam red so all these videos are set to private
+Tyler Hansen Oh ok
I calls dem 8 minute burgers cuz u cook dem 2 minutes on each side 6:10
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what the hell
bugged math mechanics
sham