Damn, the amount of cutaways in this is astounding, this must've taken ages to edit together and yet it still maintains a sense of flow and fast pacing throughout.
Yeah the plot is so confusing and weird. They decide to include Novak and then at the start just kill him off. And the story goes from "The Germans are murdering the civilians at Stalingrad" to "Aw yeah me and my bro are going to single handedly destroy 2 Aircraft carriers and give those Japs Pearl Harbor". and there are only 2 missions that aren't the backstories of the characters.
@@havoc3-243 I remembered WaW, bo1, and bo2's campaigns perfectly. Bo3s campaign though? I have zero fucking clue. I think wars were fought in people's head and there was a weird ai virus thing. Oh, and obligatory shooter game betrayal.
My issues with vanguard is the disregard for the very history they base their game on. Why was the 91st ID in Stalingrad? Why were there T34/85s at Stalingrad when they didn’t exist until 1944? Why were there M4A3 76W Sherman’s in 1943? Why do the MG-42s have no muzzle break? Why does Stalingrad look so nice? It wasn’t a traditional European city, it was mostly comblocks and factories. Leningrad looked all pretty and nice, not Stalingrad. Why were there Panzer IV F2 at Stalingrad? The F2 didn’t exist yet. Why do the Japanese use German weapons? Why couldn’t they even get the uniforms right? Why couldn’t they get uniform patches right? Why are the dates of battles wrong? Why do the germans have panzerfausts in Africa? Like, holy fuck it’s honestly painful
Also the Stuka Gustav, they didnt exist yet in stalingrad. Even worse, they have a BOM, when in real life they only have 37 mm canon because is too heavy
Good googly God man!! I thought the wrong calibers on all the weapons, and switching to completely other calibers when you upgrade the magazine size, or the idiotic attachments for the era, and cringy af no soul one-liners of the little bit about the campaign I've watched on TH-cam was disgustingly horrible enough. But gawddamn, ...sounds like all they literally got correct is the LOOK of the base weapons...and that's it. How the actual fuck did they go from WaW with such massive detail, grit, soul, pain and accurate history...to this!?!?!
@@GrySgtBubba Yea it’s distressingly disrespectful to the actual history of it. Not to mention, it replaced a historical black man with a white man and then black washes a historical white man, like idk what kind of crack they were smoking there but they mistook a really bad trip for a history book
@@stuglife5514 Oh wow! Yep, with everything I'm hearing about Vanguard, I'm never buying a COD game again. It's one thing to make a weird modern or futuristic theme, but to actually fully disrespect history, and one of the key moments in world history, ...that's hugely disgusting. I forget her name, but I keep seeing their new narrator is some complete SJW nutjob... Looks like Cold War started their 'woke' new trend...and seems like Vanguard just went full-blown 'I don't care about anything except checking certain boxes'.
@@GrySgtBubba Yup, 100% thats the case. People keep forgetting we can’t apply our modern perspectives and politics onto the past. At least WaW had the respect to show that the Nazis also oppressed the Germans as well. Like fuck, WaW was so respectful to the history they talked about, in the battle of Berlin you can actually see most of the German soldiers are old men, young boys, and the wounded. They showed how war crimes were committed by all sides in that war of hate. Vanguard? Vanguard is....a funny romp through a funny war.
Honestly with how amazing and well made this is I thought you would have at minimum a million subs, so I hope you do get a million subs because your work is amazing :)
Out of all the battles and carnage from the jungles of Asia to the concrete husks of Europe. The Nazis and the Japanese, had something that feels very threatening about them. Instead we are fighting cartoon Nazis and Japanese even cheesier then Captain America 1.
Zombies mode is the easiest thing to make. You make a spooky map, you add guns outlined in chalk on the walls, you had wooden box with a question mark and a golden glow that gives random weapons. Add ray gun. And copy and paste zombies from other cod games. Boom, you got a decent zombies mode.
Hell let loose ruined CoD games in WW2 for me, whenever i see one of those dramatic death scenes all i can think about is watching as my buddy gets blown to pieces by enemy artillery. No warning, no lead up, just "Hey i think i see some guys over-" and then he just turned into chunks of meat at my feet. Although i am happy they made the female character a comrade of the soviet union as they did actually use women in combat.
How the hell do you have so much time to add 12 different edits, clips, gifs, and insane shit to every single shot. I added 3 cuts to a video one time and it took me a month to make. And you're over here staring in a short film that you play every role and scattering the scenes throughout a video and pumping it out every few weeks. Mad respect, keep up the good work!
@@Paprika_Gaming Well it definetly shows! Glad I got recommended this video and I hope your channel can pick up some more steam and keep growing! Have a great one!
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also he couldn't get Polina's nationality right. He calls her Ukrainian when its clearly evident she is a Russian sniper born in the city of Stalingrad where family's home is.
Ok, let's be honest here, it Activision was forced to put in a female protagonist, why didn't they just do what medal of honor did, with having gameplay based around sneaking through places, and having objectives you need to do, think of the one Kremlin level in cold war, but instead of it being one segment, it would a whole level, with the challenge being to get around with the least amount of things destroyed and people killed to get whatever info you need. And then for regular CoD gameplay they could have had you play as a Russian who's story ends up with him being one of the first groups of Russians to find the concentration camps, and the levels would mainly consist of trying to destroy the " work camps " and leaving them in flames, to find out the horrors the Germans have started. Or just have you play as a American fighting the Japanese during their conflict.
Randy's mission was the best part of this game and had me at the edge of my seat, I was especialy scared when randy realized he had no toilet paper, but he managed to get out with the stregth of 1000 john xinas that had me with tears in my eyes , and the plot twist that randy wasn't homeless was the best reveal in history gaming,truly the best character development ever seen in a game 11/10 would play the mission again12:00
believe it or not, vanguard zombies has gone back to its roots too, except this time it’s meant as a literal step backwards as it’s worst than anything released yet.
This is an amazing video and you are an excellent content creator, it makes me sad because this isn't the kind of content I'm looking for, but the content you put out is so high quality, entertaining, and funny, that I find myself glued to the video that I wasn't intending on watching
"polina petrovna from ukraine" Edit: call of duty Vanguard doesn't at once say the axis power. All they say is Nazi, even though the Italians and Japanese committed as many warcrimes as Germany did during WW2. If not more. Second edit: Way better than it deserved to be Cold war, had a banger nonlinear campaign Actually half-accurate gunsmith attachments wall buys + round based map at launch with full easter egg and wonder weapon, with pap camo at launch decent multiplayer, and now a very good multiplayer good guns too Vanguard has non of those. No wall buys The zombies map at launch wasn't round based, and it said it would be sort of round based when it is nowhere near it. And no wall buys. Pap camo at launch Multiplayer is the only savable part of the game. Crap campaign. Incendiary rounds on my AS44 during WW2 with no stock , sheet metal foregrip, holographic sight, full tactical Plus cold war had two different teams in the MP
He do be right though. Polina Petrova is sort of a poorly based and modeled version of Lyudmila Pavlichenko, who was born in Ukraine in the USSR. Also a fun fact, the USSR attempted to make a matyr of her by leaving her and the rest of the troops at Sevastopol to die to the Nazis. The only reason she lived is because one of her boyfriends gave her his boat pass because he was a doctor which was relatively rare and sacrificed his own life for her. Oh yeah, edit: No she didn't cheat. She had like 3 boyfriends, but every time she got one they would die in horrible incidents. One died in a mortar attack when they where moving to a new location and he jumped on top of her to save her, the other was killed in a battle and his rifle was brought back to Lyudmila when she was healing after being shot (which led to her going back to war not fully healed) and then the last one died in Sevastopol defending the city.
@@JackdawMiles In a way I suppose you could say she is Russian, considering she was part of the USSR. However, specifically, Lyudmila was from Ukraine, specifically a Jewish area (another reason the Soviet Union tried to wipe them out in the battle for Sevastopol) and she always referred to herself as a Ukrainian from the USSR, besides at a few speeches that the USSR made her read in the US where she was told to say she was Russian. Vanguard is not a good source at all for Lyudmila Pavlichenko and it barely goes into anything that really happened in her life. But if you look more into it or watch the Russian and Ukrainian joint production "Battle of Sevastopol" it is certainly very interesting.
My God, your video's are SO WELL MADE. Very well and very entertaining content, exactly what TH-cam is supposed to be for. You earned another subscriber my man!
This game is truly an insult to history and men who died to protect our freedom, and the gameplay like the slow scopes on snipers, the grenade aiming, and the heavily scripted scenes are an insult to gamers, aka “you can tell us where, you can tell us when… don’t tell us how.”
Dude this video is so well made,keep doing this man I recently discovered your vids accidentally and I'm not regretting it.I subscribed man looking forward to more of your quality vids :3
The top cringeiest moments were the very end where they just randomly connect every call of duty universe together for no reason, and the part when they discuss their escape from the jail cell with 2 guards standing RIGHT THERE. Oh I forgot! In Arthur's mission hes promoted and his very first order is telling the men to rush machineguns with no cover lmao
Please keep doing what you are doing, you deserve so many more subscribers I legitimately thought you were a 100k subscriber TH-camr just know you are doing this so good
Vanguard has too many historical inaccuracies, that I could write a book about it. Ever since cod became “woke” their campaigns have sucked and I haven’t bought a new cod in years. Black ops 1 and WAW were 2 of the greatest games activision has made and gone are the days when you could hop on the game without having to worry about offending someone.
It brings me much joy to see the COD finest hour game for the original Xbox. That game was freaking awesome! Perfect example of how to create a good Russian sniper character
holy shit this video is wonderful. keep doing what youre doing man. this is one of the very few videos that made me laugh and never failed to bored me. wish you best of luck
with so so many battles and stories during that time period, they somehow still managed to make an utter embarrassment of a storyline. like c'mon, it ain't that hard to make a WW2 game...
i’ve never not liked a cod campaign. i’ve loved them all. played them all multiple times over the years. but i got like 3 missions into vanguard and just didn’t play it ever again
gota love how all these CoD's are basically you being basically a super soldier in THE MOST IMPORTANT BATTLES OF WW1/2 Wheres the other battles that arent like... D-Day or the Berlin charge? im so tired of the same thing
18:38 the story for randy:randy and his buddy candy were drinkin when they got attacked buy some russian guys so randy showed his mele skills destroying there we wees with no problem while still drinin some good old 1892 wine and in that time candy was killed but for his mele skills randy got into the taskforce
Whenever he got knocked out with the chair and I hear that distinct sound with the hitch pitch at the end I had a flashback moment to 2012 when I played COD2 for the first time not black ops the OG COD!
My boy still dunking his hand in toilets for my entertainment. Classic.
Bahahah I thought of your comment when I did it
Rip
@@Paprika_Gaming This vid is a masterpiece
Our.
@@Paprika_Gaming ur like the best youtuber right now
This video was too well made for how bad the game is.
lmao the highest compliment
Same lol
@@Paprika_Gaming lol the best video about the worst game 😂
@@Paprika_Gaming You got a 20 I could borrow
The game is not bad😕
Damn, the amount of cutaways in this is astounding, this must've taken ages to edit together and yet it still maintains a sense of flow and fast pacing throughout.
Appreciate it - glad the effort shows
It’s honestly what keeps my attention all the way through if I look away for even a second I miss a funny
Vanguard multiplayer is not bad
@@ssytcw cope
I swear I died within 5 seconds of the first mission because I forgot to jump.
Me too
@Nicholas Darryl H. Ohhhh noo it's happening again
*train go boom*
@Nicholas Darryl H. GET DOWN!
Heh, just like the time I forgot to breath.
I like how they kill Richard when he's the only guy they haven't interrogated.
Ive never been so confused by a campaign in my life
@@Paprika_Gaming Wait till you see Black Ops 3
I kinda wanted to see more of Richter to be honest.
Yeah the plot is so confusing and weird. They decide to include Novak and then at the start just kill him off. And the story goes from "The Germans are murdering the civilians at Stalingrad" to "Aw yeah me and my bro are going to single handedly destroy 2 Aircraft carriers and give those Japs Pearl Harbor". and there are only 2 missions that aren't the backstories of the characters.
@@havoc3-243 I remembered WaW, bo1, and bo2's campaigns perfectly. Bo3s campaign though? I have zero fucking clue. I think wars were fought in people's head and there was a weird ai virus thing. Oh, and obligatory shooter game betrayal.
4:06: The flashbang wasn't even invented until the 1960's by the British SAS, lol
That mean task force vanguard should die by stick grenade.
End of the game
That was just a boring old explosion
Opposition 🚨☝️
@@antwanmitchell6267 ?
Wait WHAAA
My issues with vanguard is the disregard for the very history they base their game on. Why was the 91st ID in Stalingrad? Why were there T34/85s at Stalingrad when they didn’t exist until 1944? Why were there M4A3 76W Sherman’s in 1943? Why do the MG-42s have no muzzle break? Why does Stalingrad look so nice? It wasn’t a traditional European city, it was mostly comblocks and factories. Leningrad looked all pretty and nice, not Stalingrad. Why were there Panzer IV F2 at Stalingrad? The F2 didn’t exist yet. Why do the Japanese use German weapons? Why couldn’t they even get the uniforms right? Why couldn’t they get uniform patches right? Why are the dates of battles wrong? Why do the germans have panzerfausts in Africa? Like, holy fuck it’s honestly painful
Also the Stuka Gustav, they didnt exist yet in stalingrad. Even worse, they have a BOM, when in real life they only have 37 mm canon because is too heavy
Good googly God man!! I thought the wrong calibers on all the weapons, and switching to completely other calibers when you upgrade the magazine size, or the idiotic attachments for the era, and cringy af no soul one-liners of the little bit about the campaign I've watched on TH-cam was disgustingly horrible enough. But gawddamn, ...sounds like all they literally got correct is the LOOK of the base weapons...and that's it. How the actual fuck did they go from WaW with such massive detail, grit, soul, pain and accurate history...to this!?!?!
@@GrySgtBubba Yea it’s distressingly disrespectful to the actual history of it. Not to mention, it replaced a historical black man with a white man and then black washes a historical white man, like idk what kind of crack they were smoking there but they mistook a really bad trip for a history book
@@stuglife5514 Oh wow! Yep, with everything I'm hearing about Vanguard, I'm never buying a COD game again. It's one thing to make a weird modern or futuristic theme, but to actually fully disrespect history, and one of the key moments in world history, ...that's hugely disgusting. I forget her name, but I keep seeing their new narrator is some complete SJW nutjob... Looks like Cold War started their 'woke' new trend...and seems like Vanguard just went full-blown 'I don't care about anything except checking certain boxes'.
@@GrySgtBubba Yup, 100% thats the case. People keep forgetting we can’t apply our modern perspectives and politics onto the past. At least WaW had the respect to show that the Nazis also oppressed the Germans as well. Like fuck, WaW was so respectful to the history they talked about, in the battle of Berlin you can actually see most of the German soldiers are old men, young boys, and the wounded. They showed how war crimes were committed by all sides in that war of hate. Vanguard? Vanguard is....a funny romp through a funny war.
Randy should've been the protagonist 😂 😂 😂
Activision needs to hire me as a writer
@@Paprika_GamingNah you need to be the CEO
Naw fam
He'd make it an actually good company again
@@Baheloo the first thing he would do is delete the company and start a better one
i'm ngl ur shaping up to be one of my fav youtubers, just keep making these quality vids with cool subjects like this and you're bound to blow up
Ayo find a player and make a CoD edit from their gameplay pls
Omg sc6ut
I think hes already starting to blow up not hard yet but its starting hes gotba few verified like you commenting already
No way I love your edit
Damn sc6ut, I remember you as the guy who worked with my mate lmao,
Honestly with how amazing and well made this is I thought you would have at minimum a million subs, so I hope you do get a million subs because your work is amazing :)
that'd be a dream come true :o
@@Paprika_Gaming I hope your dreams come true then :)
@@Paprika_GamingI hope you get a million trillion subs
Out of all the battles and carnage from the jungles of Asia to the concrete husks of Europe. The Nazis and the Japanese, had something that feels very threatening about them. Instead we are fighting cartoon Nazis and Japanese even cheesier then Captain America 1.
ikr, the germans were so goofy in vanguard like wtf
It’s just propaganda at this point. They care more about the political angle than the game quality and it shows
Zombies mode is the easiest thing to make.
You make a spooky map, you add guns outlined in chalk on the walls, you had wooden box with a question mark and a golden glow that gives random weapons. Add ray gun. And copy and paste zombies from other cod games. Boom, you got a decent zombies mode.
It's that simple, huh? Lol
Finally learned what scissoring is thanks to this video. Thanks papa spice boi.
I am here to educate
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Hell let loose ruined CoD games in WW2 for me, whenever i see one of those dramatic death scenes all i can think about is watching as my buddy gets blown to pieces by enemy artillery. No warning, no lead up, just "Hey i think i see some guys over-" and then he just turned into chunks of meat at my feet. Although i am happy they made the female character a comrade of the soviet union as they did actually use women in combat.
Based
Hell let loose is the best :)
@Nicholas Darryl H. Fair enough, it is a very slow game.
It's a videogame.
@@AS1140. Good work serlock
How the hell do you have so much time to add 12 different edits, clips, gifs, and insane shit to every single shot. I added 3 cuts to a video one time and it took me a month to make. And you're over here staring in a short film that you play every role and scattering the scenes throughout a video and pumping it out every few weeks. Mad respect, keep up the good work!
hahaha I basically spend most of my free time on this stuff cause I enjoy it so much
@@Paprika_Gaming Well it definetly shows! Glad I got recommended this video and I hope your channel can pick up some more steam and keep growing! Have a great one!
Both of you are small TH-camrs but salamander is smaller
The 9/11 iceberg explained
Level one
-CVS and Walgreens pharmacy monopoly
-“enzymes” in food
-the Clintons
-Inexplicably disappearing emails to politicians
-George w bush and dick Cheney eating wings
-Dick Cheneys cabinet
-People are afraid of Dick Cheney
-Dick Cheney wasn’t afraid on 9/11
-Blaming Al queida as an excuse to invade the Middle East
-Dick Cheney gains 500% stock in his oil company after the invasion of Iraq
-Fox News and Government media coercion
-Russia and nato
-Chernobyl
-soldiers don’t know what they were sent to fight for
-Sudden popularity of military themed shooters post 9/11 to push the military political agenda on a new generation of Americans when prior to that doom and quake seemed to be the direction shooters were going in
-Hideo Kojima and the metal gear solid series, the real reason mgsv was cancelled and 9/11 subliminal imagery and post 9/11 commentary
Level 2
-Everything changed after the Great Depression
-Pearl Harbor
-popularity of soccer in America
-Albert Einstein and the development of nuclear devices in America
-Oppenheimer
-Josef Mengeles prophecy
-analog computers didn’t put anyone on the moon and returns and variables would be way too unpredictable
-The Keubrick myth comes from somewhere based in fact
-We’ve never been back to the moon not even on the 50th anniversary with modern technology would have been a great thing for America to do post 9/11
-They lied about it to “beat” Russia at the space race, to this day America is incapable of landing a spacecraft on the moon
-The Cold War is still happening
-Nixon watergate and the war on drugs
-research chemicals. drug epidemic after drug epidemic since the war on drugs was started
-the Cuban missile crisis
-Dead Kennedys
-Deaths of members of the Kennedy family
-the assassination of JFK by the CIA and the American Government
-Pul Pot and his ride to power in Cambodia
-Putin assassinating Stalin
-The Cold War, it’s generation and the importance of the pentagon, top secret military science projects
-Nazi science
-Asthma invented by Nazis in the pentagon
-20th century Cancer epidemic
-American Beef industry
-Unsolved missing childrens cases 1959-Now
-Nazi funding of cartoon production in America, Hanna Barbera studios owned by German Americans
-Elvis Presleys death
-The Beatles, popularity, subliminal messages and assassination of John Lennon
-Brian Wilson’s mental health
-the killing of John Bonham
-Syd Baretts mental health
-the killing of Ronnie James Dio
-the assassination of Lenny Kilmister
-Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbournes mental health
-attempted assassinations of Ozzy Osborne
-the assassination of Randy Rhodes
-The untimely Deaths of the members of the Ramones Band
-the entire British rock “invasion”
-Layne Stanley
-Chris Cornell
-Scott Weiland
-Grunge scene deaths by overdose and suicide
-Seattle seen as problematic
-symbolism in nirvana discography
-The truth behind Kurt Cobaines death
-Dave Grohl success in foo fighters
-Death of Taylor Hawkins
-the death of Eric Carr
-the assassination of Dimebag Darrell
-Phil Anselmo white pride
-the death of Prince
-The death of Freddie Mercury
-The death of Jimi Hendrix
-the death of Michael Jackson and his Hollywood blacklisting
-death of Xxxtentacion
-assassination of Tupac Shakur
-MF Dooms untimely death
-Jason Beckers loss of all motor ability
-Megadeth peace sells and rust in peace, Dystopia
-Marty Friedman leaving the band hiding in Japan
Level 3
-Route 66 decline in public popularity due to interstate highway act
-The Challenger tragedy
-the aids epidemic
-Stephen Hawkins loss of all motor ability
-Lou Gehrig's disease
-Radiohead albums, ok Computer to a moon shaped pool
-subliminal symbolism in George Lucas Star Wars trilogies
-the legal voting age of most Americans during 9/11 compared to timeline with cited generations
-The public education system
-School children shown footage of 9/11 every year on its anniversary
-the circumstances surrounding the assassination of Osama Bin Laden
-the Nuremberg trials
-ISIS execution Hollywood video production
-Hollywood knows who was behind 9/11
-Marvel cinematic universe ironman-endgame
-Death of Chadwick Boseman
-the Ironman trilogy
.the terrorists motivations in iron man 1
.Osama bin laden lookalike actor, Ben Kingsley Iron man 3
.military research and high tech weapons race with Russia, American projects being turned on American civilians Iron Man 2
-The captain America trilogy
.world war two Nazi super science, post Cold War hysteria Captain America 1
.secret service mind washing and sleeper agent research, surveillance state and the killing of Americans by big brother government, captain America the winter soldier
.captain America a symbol of American freedoms puts down tony stark a symbol of the American military weapons manufacturing machine, non lethaly and stops the sokovia accords a paradigm to modern nato resolutions
captain America civil war
-Percy Jackson and the olympians book series
-terrible movie adaptations of Percy Jackson and the olympians to divert further interest in series and divert investigation in 9/11 symbolism
-the chronicles of narnia, and their film adaptations (skipping prince caspians book entirely as well as the first one)
-the assassination of Steve Jobs
Level 4
-the relevancy of the number 21 in pop culture, 21 being the number of Nazi defendants during the 1946 Nuremberg trials
-Ed Edd and Eddy, Jawbreaker room
-Wolfenstein the new order e3 trailer
-Wolfenstein 2 tampered with by American government in attempt to suppress symbolism
-Wolfenstein Youngblood critically panned to divert further interest in series and BJ scene parallels real world global warming with the implication that Hitler doomsday machine is effecting “climate change”
-Hitlers doomsday machines and global warming
-dyatlov pass disappearances explainable by subterranean nuclear device delayed detonation
-a nuclear warhead was launched into the sun to increase its overall mass, making it unstable in the process resulting in super heating the planet otherwise known as global warming and putting a hole in the ozone layer
-the sun keeps getting brighter
-hurricanes every year along the east coast of America starting in the 80s 83?
-polar ice caps melting flooding the earth like in the Bible becuase Hitler thought most people deserved to die like the population of earth in The Bible
-the global elite and privatized space travel
-the Jetsons, Nazis vision of the 21st century, society above flood waters, flying cars
-the “nuclear family”
-the cost of living in cities higher above sea level
-Trumps border wall, proposed as buffer to flood waters from rapidly melting polar ice caps, wouldn’t have worked anyway project abandoned and anti immigration motivation pushed
-the Star Wars original trilogies most memorable locales, tatooine, cloud city, and Endor representative of alpha centauri
-the Star Wars prequel trilogies most memorable planets outline the planned progression of earth civilization after doomsday
Ep1,Gungans, a theorized solution to avoiding tsunami effects with underwater domes
Ep2,Kaminions living above the surface of their flooded planet, constant raging storms force the Kaminoins to stay inside to stay safe
Ep3,Mustafar, the inevitable cracking of the earths crust turning the planet into a energy reactor
-bio-shock series American Nazi occupation symbolism
Underwater city rapture and Floating city Columbia symbolic of theorized doomsday solutions
-Hurricane Katrina
-2011 tsunami in Japan
-first contact April 5th 1968
-a year later in 1969 America pretends to beat Russia at space race
-dissected aliens in Area 51
-Japanese contact with extra terrestrial life (most likely Martian) in 1979
-Blink 182 removal of Red Cross on enema of the state album and Tom Delonge fascination with aliens
-hitlers plan to have the elite colonize the moon and turn earth into a super hot energy reactor
-still haven’t perfected space travel over 70 years later
-American Christian politics waging holy war on Islamic countries
-the entire Middle East is praying 🤯
@@shoeboi4596 good observation I guess?
I wonder if we'll ever get a 9/11 segment in CoD like the airport mass shooting.
Oh lord People would lose it
@@Paprika_Gaming I Love your vid
Would be fun
"REEEEEEEEEEE!"
-Liberals, after watching "Call of Duty: War on Terror" 's opening scene.
So... you play as George Bush?
This dude actually made vanguard sound like one of the best games of all time lol
Vanguard is certainly one of the games of all time
Vanguard will never topple World At War from its place as best COD World War game
also he couldn't get Polina's nationality right. He calls her Ukrainian when its clearly evident she is a Russian sniper born in the city of Stalingrad where family's home is.
Bro really made this sound like the best cod game in a long asss time.
lmao
fr, now i feel i gotta finish dis stale champagne
@@Paprika_Gamingyou somehow made me believe that randy was a real character.
When you explain vanguard it’s freaking awesome sadly when you play it and understand it is not :(
haha exactly :/
16:36 "Is Arthur really English?"
He actually isn't. He's from Cameroon.
I only just discovered this channel and I'm loving every video so far
Awesome, glad you are enjoying
I would actually buy this game if the whole campaign was about Randy and only Randy
Ill start working on a script now, I'm sure Activision will be interested.
This man deserves more subs and views so much effort
Ok, let's be honest here, it Activision was forced to put in a female protagonist, why didn't they just do what medal of honor did, with having gameplay based around sneaking through places, and having objectives you need to do, think of the one Kremlin level in cold war, but instead of it being one segment, it would a whole level, with the challenge being to get around with the least amount of things destroyed and people killed to get whatever info you need. And then for regular CoD gameplay they could have had you play as a Russian who's story ends up with him being one of the first groups of Russians to find the concentration camps, and the levels would mainly consist of trying to destroy the " work camps " and leaving them in flames, to find out the horrors the Germans have started. Or just have you play as a American fighting the Japanese during their conflict.
“Alright boys, let’s get some taco bell” those Last words
i have had a love hate relationship with your channel, but the joke 2:09 has earned you a permanent subscriber.
The question is why did he wanna steal a cinnabar pop tart? You should never steal that flavor from anyone ever.
Randy's mission was the best part of this game and had me at the edge of my seat, I was especialy scared when randy realized he had no toilet paper, but he managed to get out with the stregth of 1000 john xinas that had me with tears in my eyes , and the plot twist that randy wasn't homeless was the best reveal in history gaming,truly the best character development ever seen in a game 11/10 would play the mission again12:00
The panzerfaust wasn’t an RPG, it was a single shot disposable rocket. Why does it allow you to just hip fire LMGs
believe it or not, vanguard zombies has gone back to its roots too, except this time it’s meant as a literal step backwards as it’s worst than anything released yet.
yeah it make me sad
The editing and your commentary in the background is just amazing lol
This is an amazing video and you are an excellent content creator, it makes me sad because this isn't the kind of content I'm looking for, but the content you put out is so high quality, entertaining, and funny, that I find myself glued to the video that I wasn't intending on watching
when you want to spoil a game at the same time you dont want to spoil a game
bro the first 5 seconds in and I'm already laughing my ass off, this guy is way too underrated.
You're gonna be the new Scott the Woz, keep it up!
Thanks :O
My guy, you need an Oscar for this amount of editing.
0:22 I don’t wanna DIEEE
"polina petrovna from ukraine"
Edit:
call of duty Vanguard doesn't at once say the axis power. All they say is Nazi, even though the Italians and Japanese committed as many warcrimes as Germany did during WW2. If not more.
Second edit:
Way better than it deserved to be
Cold war, had a banger nonlinear campaign
Actually half-accurate gunsmith attachments
wall buys + round based map at launch with full easter egg and wonder weapon, with pap camo at launch
decent multiplayer, and now a very good multiplayer
good guns too
Vanguard has non of those.
No wall buys
The zombies map at launch wasn't round based, and it said it would be sort of round based when it is nowhere near it. And no wall buys.
Pap camo at launch
Multiplayer is the only savable part of the game.
Crap campaign.
Incendiary rounds on my AS44 during WW2 with no stock , sheet metal foregrip, holographic sight, full tactical
Plus cold war had two different teams in the MP
o.o
He do be right though. Polina Petrova is sort of a poorly based and modeled version of Lyudmila Pavlichenko, who was born in Ukraine in the USSR. Also a fun fact, the USSR attempted to make a matyr of her by leaving her and the rest of the troops at Sevastopol to die to the Nazis. The only reason she lived is because one of her boyfriends gave her his boat pass because he was a doctor which was relatively rare and sacrificed his own life for her.
Oh yeah, edit: No she didn't cheat. She had like 3 boyfriends, but every time she got one they would die in horrible incidents. One died in a mortar attack when they where moving to a new location and he jumped on top of her to save her, the other was killed in a battle and his rifle was brought back to Lyudmila when she was healing after being shot (which led to her going back to war not fully healed) and then the last one died in Sevastopol defending the city.
@@MugarAssassin huh thought she was russian
guess this proves i should still never take a history lesson from a call of duty game.
@@JackdawMiles In a way I suppose you could say she is Russian, considering she was part of the USSR. However, specifically, Lyudmila was from Ukraine, specifically a Jewish area (another reason the Soviet Union tried to wipe them out in the battle for Sevastopol) and she always referred to herself as a Ukrainian from the USSR, besides at a few speeches that the USSR made her read in the US where she was told to say she was Russian.
Vanguard is not a good source at all for Lyudmila Pavlichenko and it barely goes into anything that really happened in her life. But if you look more into it or watch the Russian and Ukrainian joint production "Battle of Sevastopol" it is certainly very interesting.
Dude you are underrated af
"Alright boys, let's get some taco bell" was all you needed to say and I binged your entire channel
My God, your video's are SO WELL MADE. Very well and very entertaining content, exactly what TH-cam is supposed to be for. You earned another subscriber my man!
I remember that vanguard promo with alleged combat correspondence/photographer experience vanguard’s interpretation of ww2
The jokes keep me hooked, I love this
thanks :D
"Spend time with your family" killed me ! You are a genius brother :) !
The sheer number of clever and surprising jokes is making me split my bananas. I've gotten about 5.
This game is truly an insult to history and men who died to protect our freedom, and the gameplay like the slow scopes on snipers, the grenade aiming, and the heavily scripted scenes are an insult to gamers, aka “you can tell us where, you can tell us when… don’t tell us how.”
Yet another underrated channel. Seriously this channel should get more subs.
Please don't ever change, this is quality content! Just discovered your channel 😭
I just started watching this guys videos and I love his content keep up the good work man and keep making the good content
Thanks :)
Never laughed this much at a Call of Duty review. Those cutaway gags were amazing.
Honestly the best content I've seen on TH-cam in a long time.
damn...thanks!
Soaking up even more bullets than rasputin
I just found this channel and i love it
Dude this video is so well made,keep doing this man I recently discovered your vids accidentally and I'm not regretting it.I subscribed man looking forward to more of your quality vids :3
wtf is dat name?
Y’all forget about Wizard of Oz having color in 1929
Man that McDonald’s fart line was fucking hilarious
Absolutely great video. Amazing job man
Thanks friend
This is a certified hood classic
Mate your vids are class, pure bants, makes you laugh throughout, keep it up, don’t sell out
Randy is my favorite character in the COD franchise.
me 2
This guy is like idubbz but actually put out ya know good content
Get this man the budget for cod 2
Hell yeah
Bro I just found your channel through this video and you have some great editing techniques!!
Edited to say: I'm subscribing!
You know the video was fire when you retained no information from it, but the memes were on point
As a Jew can confirm this is historically accurate
I don't know how many hours you put in editing and scripting but bro, your videos are dope
A lot so I'm glad it shows :) thank u
@@Paprika_Gaming np:) you have earned a sub me breda
Just when you think hes gone way offside 10 seconds later it gets even more bizzarre. This is great. Twisted humor, i love it.
The top cringeiest moments were the very end where they just randomly connect every call of duty universe together for no reason, and the part when they discuss their escape from the jail cell with 2 guards standing RIGHT THERE. Oh I forgot! In Arthur's mission hes promoted and his very first order is telling the men to rush machineguns with no cover lmao
Randy carried the entire campaign
Randy is the best written character in this game
Still starving for attention
how dose this man only have 21k subs this is a masterpeice
Thanks :D
Please keep doing what you are doing, you deserve so many more subscribers I legitimately thought you were a 100k subscriber TH-camr just know you are doing this so good
hey i really appreciate comments like this, thanks !
Dude...what the entertaining fuaaarrrk...great video again again and again ... Thia channel deaervea so much more subs. Creative and funny as usual :D
Vanguard has too many historical inaccuracies, that I could write a book about it. Ever since cod became “woke” their campaigns have sucked and I haven’t bought a new cod in years. Black ops 1 and WAW were 2 of the greatest games activision has made and gone are the days when you could hop on the game without having to worry about offending someone.
Waw and bo1 was treyarh
I stopped reading at "woke", using that to describe anything is a great way to discredit yourself.
" Novac "
Me having New Vegas flashbacks : " where tf is Boone "
I knew I wasn’t the only one thinking that
It brings me much joy to see the COD finest hour game for the original Xbox. That game was freaking awesome! Perfect example of how to create a good Russian sniper character
I love how this guy didn't forget to mention the first game & finest hour
holy shit this video is wonderful. keep doing what youre doing man. this is one of the very few videos that made me laugh and never failed to bored me. wish you best of luck
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed
First video of yours I’m watching. Love it!
with so so many battles and stories during that time period, they somehow still managed to make an utter embarrassment of a storyline. like c'mon, it ain't that hard to make a WW2 game...
i’ve never not liked a cod campaign. i’ve loved them all. played them all multiple times over the years. but i got like 3 missions into vanguard and just didn’t play it ever again
gota love how all these CoD's are basically you being basically a super soldier in THE MOST IMPORTANT BATTLES OF WW1/2
Wheres the other battles that arent like... D-Day or the Berlin charge?
im so tired of the same thing
This editing is absolutely out of this world omg😂😂😂😂 absolutely love it
I want Randy in the next vanguard update
best character in the game
18:38 the story for randy:randy and his buddy candy were drinkin when they got attacked buy some russian guys so randy showed his mele skills destroying there we wees with no problem while still drinin some good old 1892 wine and in that time candy was killed but for his mele skills randy got into the taskforce
This is accurate randy lore
@@Paprika_Gaming we all know this
I have always loved call of duty but when I played vanguard I was just sad. I hope they can make the next game better
You deserve more subs man keep up the content!
Thank you my friend
I’m loving it 11:32
Let’s hope you’ll get a shit ton more subs in the near future, you definitely deserve it
Oh and cute dog in the pfp btw
ayy thanks bro...Shiba Inu
GET THIS MAN 10K SUBS, A SPONSERSHIP, AND A TIME SLOT WITH JIMMY KIMMEL
bruh...ill take anything at this point
11:05 " The Mustache has been shaved" LMFAO I choked.
Can we go to ww1 like BF1 did, especially considering how many they are released every year
this is the first vid I seen from you and I'm instantly in love
9:07 Pov: you play league of legends
You're like the drew goodmen of gaming. Lmao and Iove it
You make this game sound much better than it is.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
9:50
I laughed so hard my chest hurts
Whenever he got knocked out with the chair and I hear that distinct sound with the hitch pitch at the end I had a flashback moment to 2012 when I played COD2 for the first time not black ops the OG COD!
This video had more effert put in it than Activision put into vanguard
Holyshit that has so much truth in it, it's scary Lol
8:20 *visible pain*
You videos are the best they get me so happy down there
Losing the local Kroger made me cry