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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16157

    "But then I guess puberty hits them like Hiroshima"
    Damn he literally has no chill

    • @Medicbagg
      @Medicbagg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      It made me have a stroke, it was so unexpected lol

    • @seabass1428
      @seabass1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      That was quite the shocking joke lol. Those goats are.. interesting though, so it’s fair I guess?

    • @komorebi3555
      @komorebi3555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@seabass1428 if you mean interesting as in "creepy and weird" then yeah i agree

    • @Medicbagg
      @Medicbagg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@seabass1428 the goats look like a ball sack with a face I'm not even gon lie

    • @ScotchOffTheRocks
      @ScotchOffTheRocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@Medicbagg For real I thought it was just a goat with a massive tumor on it's face

  • @andysalcedo3350
    @andysalcedo3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8047

    "If something is that small and that colorful, its probably because it doesn't need to hide" that is actually a GREAT way to explain it to children. Thanks man!

    • @John-dd8kh
      @John-dd8kh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yet you still refuse to see intelligent design in creation.. because I take it that you too believe in evolution like the majority of the masses?

    • @twistedsouls3083
      @twistedsouls3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      I thought it just ment small things that are brightly colored are usually poisons and most species of animals recognize that so it doesn't need to hide. Seemed pretty straightforward to me.

    • @Ash.0000
      @Ash.0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@John-dd8kh how is it intelligent design if it was just animals surviving more often with certain traits than with other ones? If an animal lived longer and produced more offspring with bright colors than an animal with dull colors, then the dull colored animals will eventually die out slowly. No mystery there, just evolution. It’s already been observed by humans in both laboratories and in nature.

    • @CDM416
      @CDM416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@John-dd8kh It's not a good habit to randomly assume things about people and throw serious subjects on them out of the blue. It was worded like you were looking for an argument. In addition there are some people that believe in intelligent design and evolution.

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@John-dd8kh found the creationist
      Sorry but there is nothing intelligent about the design of anything. Things are the way they are because thats how they work the best in harmony. Its was all trial and error and especially in the animal kingdom it was a *long* process.

  • @iDoit4LoLz
    @iDoit4LoLz ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I had a fox screaming outside our house in the middle of the night for months after their mate had been hit by a car a few streets over (at least I assume that's why they were screaming after seeing the expired fox a few days after I first heard the screaming). It was incredibly sad once I realized, but also incredibly creepy because it sounds like a little girl screaming.

    • @biggestbeelstan
      @biggestbeelstan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      thats so depressing omg. also, i didnt know foxes could scream although i knew they could laugh??

    • @DragonTheOneDZA
      @DragonTheOneDZA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@biggestbeelstan no one knows what foxes say [insert that song here]

  • @thewanderingheathen
    @thewanderingheathen ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Lived in Southern California for six years. Used to go on runs in Sycamore Canyon. There are mountain lions back there. The most terrifying sound I’ve heard in my life was a mountain lion scream. It’s louder than you realize and will instantly send chills down the spine of anyone who’s never heard it. I can only describe it as a combination of a high pitched growl and a human woman screaming in agony. After I heard it, I didn’t go running in the canyon. I later read that they are ambush predators that go for the back of the skull and it isn’t the one you see that will get you. It’s the one you don’t see, which in the canyon is all of them.

    • @jayburg0621
      @jayburg0621 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Real life "Hills Have Eyes" 😵

    • @WORLDWIDESOCAL9
      @WORLDWIDESOCAL9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I ran in that canyon too luckily I haven't ran into one......that I saw.....

  • @user-rz7hg9my6h
    @user-rz7hg9my6h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7428

    You, Tierzoo, Zefrank, and the honey badger narrator guy are the 4 horsemen of educational nature videos.

    • @raandomplayer8589
      @raandomplayer8589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Never heard of zefrank and honey badger gonna check them out.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@raandomplayer8589 zefrank is hilarious. If you don’t like crude humour however he may be to much.

    • @Coldwater-sw6me
      @Coldwater-sw6me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No zfrank? Blasphemy😳

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 th-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/w-d-xo.html

    • @Coercioner
      @Coercioner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @ no you arent

  • @viix3815
    @viix3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    As babies they're adorable, as adults they could be in a freak show.

    • @DesirableSovereignty
      @DesirableSovereignty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      dont even wanna fathom how they look as grandparents

    • @syolyte
      @syolyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Adorable af as babies

    • @0ueddecillion718
      @0ueddecillion718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How Choppa bra was invented

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 th-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/w-d-xo.html

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They kind of look like an alien in a sci-fi movie or tv show thats old

  • @rattlecat5968
    @rattlecat5968 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This zoological walking wiki man shared so much about wildlife in under 15 minutes, and with slap fast wit! If he was a school teacher, kids would be lining up to take his class! Keep it up!!!

  • @9kf8x
    @9kf8x ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Goat’s are the real G’s but like Lasagna they move in silence” 🔥this man’s wordplay is simply poetic

    • @90skeezy
      @90skeezy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Real G's move in silence like lasagna" - lil wayne. Song- 6 foot 7 foot. Don't take it offensive, just dropping a little extra info. However this man is awesome for using it at the right moment 😂

    • @wm_9640
      @wm_9640 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Shoutout Weezy 🐐

  • @ryansarratt7520
    @ryansarratt7520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17613

    this man is better than animal planet, and national geographic

    • @AlkisGD
      @AlkisGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      America's answer to Attenborough 😌👌

    • @Lyzokiel
      @Lyzokiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Why yes, Because he's CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC.
      ...
      ....
      I think I'm bad at this.

    • @Dez083
      @Dez083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He does such a good job 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

    • @Deucces
      @Deucces 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      He's better than both of them combined

    • @fnmarr8956
      @fnmarr8956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No cap

  • @millerbai
    @millerbai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2840

    I'm a teacher and I'd like to thank you for educating young and old people in your charismatic and detailed way!
    The more people know about nature, the more inclined they are to protect it.
    Keep up the great work!

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 th-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/w-d-xo.html

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ^.^!

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Or run from it!!

    • @Barabel22
      @Barabel22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @ Stop spamming your shite.🙄

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You're a great teacher for encouraging positive, entertaining methods, even if they're unorthodox or unprofessional.
      We live in good times.

  • @bernadettecartin
    @bernadettecartin ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy showed up in my feed a few weeks ago. I've been trying to figure out who he reminds me of. His lightning fast yet clear diction reminds me of Robin Williams. It takes my brain a few seconds to process what my ears heard, and I hardly have time to appreciate what he said because he's moved on to the next gem of a description. I don't have time to laugh because I'm trying not to miss the next bit of info. Others have said it, and it's true. He needs a show or some outlet where more people can be exposed to his brilliance.

  • @gabriellashimone6546
    @gabriellashimone6546 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love the way you do this. You tell it like it is in a way that's easy to understand with no holds barred yet stay under the radar. I love it! Keep on keepin on.

  • @kentaromiurafanaccount5727
    @kentaromiurafanaccount5727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2721

    This man just spits facts and jokes and nothing else in between. Respect 💯

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 th-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/w-d-xo.html

    • @tvoovm7254
      @tvoovm7254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ who cares? You're commenting the exact same thing in your comment feed.

    • @toads5200
      @toads5200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear he's been extra repetitive lately. I've heard some of these animal facts and jokes before on his older videos

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @michaeldavis6993
      @michaeldavis6993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At 0:00 I thought it was a small horse that only had it's snout left for it's head.

  • @look4thestarss
    @look4thestarss ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    “Aww he just wants love” *”I rebuke that, he wants my life essence”*
    💀💀💀 his videos always make me laugh ong

    • @lisacompanion8381
      @lisacompanion8381 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      His version of love IS receiving your life essence 🤷‍♀️

    • @look4thestarss
      @look4thestarss ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lisacompanion8381 😭

    • @Just999Me
      @Just999Me ปีที่แล้ว +18

      haha he killed me when he said that. but also wholeheartedly agree with him. I know goats are biblically associated with Satan...but if there ever was truth to that--that goat is it. Lucifer himself in goat form. imagine coming across that goat at night. i would pass out.

    • @look4thestarss
      @look4thestarss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Just999Me lmao

    • @TheWhitefisher
      @TheWhitefisher ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh no not "rebuke" in this context? Damn I've been half-listening so far and wish I knew exactly where this is. Casual Geographic is a 99.9% accurate writer, and the only reason I ever mention a mistake is when they are incredibly rare, and this is one channel in which mistakes are incredibly rare.
      So... we are all human. CG [that abbreviation coincidentally holds personal importance for me which I did not notice prior to abbreviating] is incredibly talented. I catch mistakes in books published by the largest publishers on this continent sometimes, too. It's not something I expect other people to do, because I am different, like I said, I'm really just saying something so I can point out how absolutely spotless Casual Geographic's writing is. This mistake is what I would call "slanting definition" which is a misuse of the term "slanting rhyme" from poetry. It's close, so close that a person's memory might shuffle a couple adjectives and one word becomes its neighbour.

  • @JolynJessica
    @JolynJessica 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I am binge watching your videos and it's just amazing to me how many different ways you are able to say dying without using the word! you crack me up!!

  • @robertmather7334
    @robertmather7334 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He makes it so interesting and fun to watch. Is very good at the narrative. Can't stop watching all his older and newest videos.

  • @ace_of_cups4096
    @ace_of_cups4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "Whoever named this would probably name an atheist 'Faith'."
    Me, an Atheist named Faith: "Mom, you just got called out on the internet!"

    • @hollowpistol2378
      @hollowpistol2378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I have an atheist friend named faith as well 🤣 it's more common than we think I guess 😅

    • @Yardibella
      @Yardibella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This made my day

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You guys have faith in science 😁

    • @Average_CoD_Clips
      @Average_CoD_Clips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Faith in facts vs faith in Santa Jesus Zeus Apollo Xenu Tooth Fairy Easter Bunnies.

    • @commanderzavala9328
      @commanderzavala9328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Average_CoD_Clips someone's mad

  • @JoeMad437
    @JoeMad437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    This man is becoming the new National Geographic

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      National Geographic but with enjoyability

    • @carjis
      @carjis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hence the name.

    • @theifzelnite1087
      @theifzelnite1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OGS used to be called hood nature

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 th-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/w-d-xo.html

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah... He is the new Casual Geographic

  • @Lexicophage
    @Lexicophage ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, I love your facts and delivery. Please keep the videos coming. Thx!

  • @getmony187
    @getmony187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo I swear to god. It’s how calm like you are and you delivery with your punch lines. I freaking love it

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "There's a chance this report is fake."
    Doubtful. The U.S. government knows no bounds with wasting our tax dollars.

    • @iitstre_4550
      @iitstre_4550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Vouch! -Active military

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sad but true 🤧

    • @gran9773
      @gran9773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And they have a history of trying to weaponize animals. They tryed to use bats for bombing for crying out loud!

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gran9773
      They used cats for spying, pigeons for guiding bombs, and dogs in general.

  • @stevesteve222
    @stevesteve222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    My father's name is Paul. He and his brothers are named after biblical characters. Not too religious myself but I did tell myself if I ever had a daughter I would name her Damasca, an alteration of the Damascus RoadVision Paul had... after seeing this goat I may reconsider

    • @kattrielladoesstuff
      @kattrielladoesstuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      I'm going to recommend you not name her that anyway to save her from the horrible teasing of kids who will call her "dumbass" instead of her name . . .

    • @cruzmoore8389
      @cruzmoore8389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@kattrielladoesstuff I feel like the duustice goat they're just going to take away your soul

    • @cruzmoore8389
      @cruzmoore8389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They would have flew off with butts

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 th-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/w-d-xo.html

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @ if you have to say you're a good singer to get attention, you're not a good singer

  • @gabby4767
    @gabby4767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh. I am so glad I found your channel. You really know how to break it down. Informative and funny. Keep up the good work! 💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

  • @AnExPor
    @AnExPor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of your videos just recently stated showing up in my feed. Hilarious and educational. Good stuff.

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    In my experience, a scream in the North American woods is usually a cougar, owl, fox, trafficking attempt or your crunchy city neighbor Cathy getting chased by a badger she was too stupid to leave alone.
    It’s better not to engage and try to ignore it unless you actually hear words being shouted.

    • @stiaininbeglan3844
      @stiaininbeglan3844 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      My mum heard a screech owl for the first time when she was a kid in Ontario. She said it sounded exactly like a woman screaming. I've stayed out in the country several times in my short life, often in cougar country, and not heard anything like it. Then again, growing up, I slept like the dead. Lol

    • @sharity3289
      @sharity3289 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You left out the North American Sabe, otherwise known as Bigfoot (but don't let them hear you call them that - it's like calling Inuits, Eskimos).

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sharity3289 oooo neat.

    • @strangerinastrangeland3613
      @strangerinastrangeland3613 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "trafficking attempt"
      oh yea, you know what northern us / canada rural life is like

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@strangerinastrangeland3613 i was being satirical.

  • @petebyrdie4799
    @petebyrdie4799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    I don't know what this guy does for a living but he's hilarious, he should be doing some kind of wildlife based stand up comedy.

    • @scvcebc
      @scvcebc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      That is exactly what this channel seems to be!

    • @whatonearth1688
      @whatonearth1688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@scvcebc That's the joke, but I'm glad you weren't passive-aggressive with it.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ok gay

    • @lightpropulsionguy
      @lightpropulsionguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, we can't make fun of funny looking people out loud anymore so I guess this is the next logical step.

    • @erikastewartdaboss9246
      @erikastewartdaboss9246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's exactly what he's doing?! I can't do life anymore..... LOL IM DEAD

  • @jbach1738
    @jbach1738 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know people think turkeys are stupid. It's true that they have a lot of flocking instincts to keep them together that may be confusing, and sometimes ridiculous for the situation. However, after raising heritage breed turkeys for several years, I can definitely say, they are not stupid. These birds have incredible problem solving skills, communication skills, and amazingly advanced defensive and fighting techniques. I have seen these birds reorganize their environment to suit their purposes. They will stop barnyard fights between other birds when injury or stress are an issue. They can hide their offspring in optimum cover and fly into a back flip to kick a hawk away from their poults. I have seen turkeys take out a feral cat that was killing young birds. They will observe the behavior of the chickens, and if one rooster is problematic (too much fighting, chasing hens down for unwanted breeding, etc.) they will organize a team and hunt down that rooster. I have even been able to start distinguishing the different sounds they make and learn of the complex communication system they have. They get a bad rap for being dumb, but these birds have far more intelligence than most people realize. If you just take the time to observe them, they can and will show you how smart they are.

  • @user-qt5be2cs6c
    @user-qt5be2cs6c 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God Bless You Damnit.. I know u didn't hatchu.. but let God bless this man In the best way

  • @sleephormone9507
    @sleephormone9507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    You could make an entire series on animals that sound nothing like how you’d expect, like the way rhinos squeak

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      excuse me they do what

    • @Drakorre
      @Drakorre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Guinea pigs can chirp like birds.
      And the shoebill stork sounds like a machinegun

    • @fleurala
      @fleurala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      they what now?

    • @Desolationmachine
      @Desolationmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We would like to inform you that he did do that.

    • @misstaylor5104
      @misstaylor5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Word😂 my cat almost exclusively chirps like a bird

  • @psyzim182
    @psyzim182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    Sir, you mastered the pokerface. I could've imagine someone talking that kind of stuff with that kind of straight emotionless face. That's a masterpiece. Bravo

    • @jameskevinheinle301
      @jameskevinheinle301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      His description of turkeys 😆

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some just don't show a lot of emotion on their face naturally lol and there's also the rbf

    • @psyzim182
      @psyzim182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@solus8685 that is true, nevertheless his straight face is masterpiece.

    • @Leukick
      @Leukick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maybe he laughed when he wrote the script, so when he says it on video it's not as funny to him anymore

  • @mlp-violet-star
    @mlp-violet-star 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I pay way too much for contacts for you to lie about what's in front of my face." 😂

  • @tttttt-nd6nu
    @tttttt-nd6nu ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy's commentary and his delivery is spot on.

  • @AnimeSquirrel
    @AnimeSquirrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Here's a story about how 76 beavers where parachuted into Idaho" That's the most American sentence I've heard in a while.

    • @Chualland
      @Chualland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or the alternate beginning intro to Beaverly Hillbillies

    • @therealunicornselene
      @therealunicornselene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It only cost $7/beaver, which in today's dollars is 46mil and 23 cents.

    • @Chualland
      @Chualland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@therealunicornselene actually only about $7600

  • @ItsaSkillishu
    @ItsaSkillishu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    “Bison isn’t just a name it’s also what your parents will be saying at your funeral”
    This right here is the reason I keep coming back to these videos! How do you even come up with these? Pure genius!

    • @reindert144
      @reindert144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, i don’t speak English that well, why is this one funny😅

    • @nickvoug3059
      @nickvoug3059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reindert144 Bison, Bye Son

    • @LG-universe
      @LG-universe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

    • @reindert144
      @reindert144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nickvoug3059 Ah, it's in the prenounciation. I'm from the Netherlands, and we write Bizon, but we prenounce it like Bi zon, not Beyson. So i heard it different in my head😅Any way, thanks for the clear up😊

    • @nickvoug3059
      @nickvoug3059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reindert144 You're welcome :)

  • @michaelwilson1290
    @michaelwilson1290 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "answering that call when it's not for you is how you meet Batman's parents"....dude, you're hilarious.

  • @bkdexter79
    @bkdexter79 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your narration is just funny! Your style is so unique! Keep up the great work!

  • @thelostremainunfound
    @thelostremainunfound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    As someone who volunteered for the Idaho State Historical Society, allegedly Geronimo liked doing the air drops after awhile (or at least got used to them) and he would crawl back in his box after being safely dropped. If you ever go to Boise, Idaho, the Idaho State History Museum is there and there is a whole little section just for Geronimo 😊.

  • @thesexcymbals5610
    @thesexcymbals5610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    Re: otters
    I had a teacher in high school who schooled us on the “cuteness” of otters. She was a zoo keeper before she became a teacher and ended up quitting due to trauma after the otters teamed up and attacked her. Apparently she nearly died. I have trusted the water demons since.

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      You *have?* trusted the water demons since? You implying they had a good reason to assault her?

    • @thesexcymbals5610
      @thesexcymbals5610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@dravenocklost4253 Oof, talk about an awkward typo lol
      *haven't

    • @wolfieisacat13
      @wolfieisacat13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@dravenocklost4253 i mean if she was a bad teacher-

    • @sendmorerum8241
      @sendmorerum8241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@wolfieisacat13 *bad zoo keeper

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sendmorerum8241 I think he’s talking about when she was teaching him. If he hates her then he’s happy with the fact that she got attacked by the otters.

  • @BigmamaSherry
    @BigmamaSherry 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am new to your channel. Found you by accident. I think I'm in love. Haven't laughed this hard in 10 years. Haven't learned this much in one setting since 5 th grade. Thank you.

  • @neopythagorean
    @neopythagorean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve never learned so much and had so much fun at the same time. You definitely earned my sub with this video. The ending had me laughing so hard that I had an asthma attack. Thank God for Albuterol.

  • @autodidacticartisan
    @autodidacticartisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    My dad has lived on a farm his whole life, over the last 70 years, and he says that he doesn't trust the goats because when they look at him he feels like they can see his soul. He said this to me a couple years ago and I was never so scared in my life... because I kind of know what he means

    • @zlyexe1736
      @zlyexe1736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Superstitious bullshit

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@zlyexe1736 I didn't say that they _could_ see his soul. Just that it _felt like_ they could see his soul. We are not superstitious. Unless you count my dad's Catholicism as a superstition. Which is arguable.

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@autodidacticartisan Christ is real man, there are evil forces at work in our world.

    • @thisrandomdude2880
      @thisrandomdude2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If it's any reassurance, Damascus goats (we call them Shami in the region) are actually pretty chill. They have a mostly relaxed temper. I've some acquaintances who herd goats for their family, and Damascus goats are basically easy mode. Very nutritious milk and meat, usually give birth to three or four kids (yes baby goats are called kids) and they're adaptable as hell. Now I don't know about beauty, but when you give humans so many advantages over other goat breeds, you're gonna start looking real nice to them.

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dravenocklost4253 the question isn't whether or not he was real. he almost certainly was real. the question is if he was actually the son of God, or more of a Roman era L. Ron Hubbard. And that is a much more nuanced question than many realise

  • @TheEmperorInferno
    @TheEmperorInferno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    "y'all don't have to tag me in every animal video" yes, we do. We need your content every second of every day. You're too good for your own good. You can't possibly post enough. We love you

    • @RRAX
      @RRAX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This is how cults Start.

    • @sleepysin9821
      @sleepysin9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@RRAX I love how you had to put "" because there is always that one person 😂

    • @waningmooncancer9628
      @waningmooncancer9628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's so sweet. Aww.👍👏👏👏

    • @divineorder7695
      @divineorder7695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree 💯❗

    • @prodbyflowkaine4959
      @prodbyflowkaine4959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sleepysin9821 😂😂😂👌💯

  • @bellaweller1095
    @bellaweller1095 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude, keep them coming! I love and enjoy your vids. 👏👏👏

  • @JayBravo612
    @JayBravo612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude, I love your videos! Keep up the great work man and your swearing is fiiiiine.

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Who else randomly found this guy one year and just been watching him ever since

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Fun fact: the real reason why Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be the country's mascot was that he saw them fearlessly attack and scare off British soldiers. Also, there is a tribe in Siberia that use Reindeer as their beast of burden, even to the extent of drinking their piss to get high after the animal eats the psychedelic mushroom.

    • @minutemansam1214
      @minutemansam1214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He never actually wanted the turkey to be the country's mascot, and he was mostly criticizing the Society of Cincinnati. Since membership to the Society of Cincinnati was hereditary, he thought they were trying to create a class of nobility. And the society of Cincinnati's mascot was a bald eagle.

    • @Banzai84
      @Banzai84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The mushroom 🍄 is amanita muscaria and is very toxic unless dried and boiled then can be eaten safely. Be careful though if drinking this magic tea in areas where reindeer live, because they are addicted to this stuff and if you urinate outside they will smell it and trample you to get to it.

  • @abhirajbhokare1989
    @abhirajbhokare1989 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are very few TH-camrs I follow seriously. And, you’re one of them.

  • @patriciazoerner
    @patriciazoerner 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just enjoy your videos so much! Your commentary is a kind of comedic poetry. 😉

  • @ramengirll
    @ramengirll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    This guy needs to become a school teacher. He'd revolutionize the education system single handedly. Kids would pay attention to him in class 👏👏

    • @Gisellenid
      @Gisellenid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Being a school teacher slow the teaching process and he couldn't teach us grown-ups. Plus is a low salary. He deserves better!

    • @p1nkfreud
      @p1nkfreud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He would never be allowed to actually teach kids this way (unfortunately) they would dumb his message down and remove anything that connects with kids on their own level

    • @sarahlyon807
      @sarahlyon807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Unfortunately, he would not be able to talk like that to his classes and he would have a curriculum to follow. Unless he's teaching zoology (which most schools do not have) he'd have a very different set of things to teach.

    • @oscarthefunnydoggo9695
      @oscarthefunnydoggo9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know you have to be careful of that kind of stuff because becoming a teacher can sometimes kind of knock the life out of someone. Being in an environment with rules and shit..

    • @oscarthefunnydoggo9695
      @oscarthefunnydoggo9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @audrha kecil yo what

  • @ivymoorechild3290
    @ivymoorechild3290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    As someone who has hunted wild turkey, they can be very, very stupid but also can outsmart you.
    I've had them sneak behind me, see me from miles and figure out a decoy in a few seconds.
    However I've also had them try and breed the decoy, fight the decoy, walk on top of the turkey I just shot instead of running. Nearly touch me before seeing me and come running to a whistle.
    So, some turkeys are dumb. But some are super smart. The smart ones you don't see, cause you know... they smart.

    • @toppler8164
      @toppler8164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      So like chickens.

    • @donfanto1
      @donfanto1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I've seen the same thing with people. I assure you the "smart ones" are in fact so unimaginably dumb that it works out for them. Naturally you can never analyze a behavior of a specific turkey, but with humans when you question their actual motives of acting a certain way - their justification is unimaginably retarded.
      So basically their brain is a glorified random action generator and sometimes it works out for them.

    • @RaptorTalon-ts8nk
      @RaptorTalon-ts8nk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The smartest animals are the ones we haven't discovered

    • @toppler8164
      @toppler8164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@RaptorTalon-ts8nk uhhh no, they're usually the dead ones that don't get discovered.

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Clever girl 🤔

  • @CeciliaReinheimer
    @CeciliaReinheimer 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Love watching your channel. Thank you !

  • @nabzoku
    @nabzoku ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I freakin' love your sense of humor, keep it going

  • @kittycatkyla2344
    @kittycatkyla2344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    On the note of the bisons, my grandparents went to a nation park while they were coming back from their migration (they go to warmer states in the winter). And the rangers had to deny them access because a family decided they wanted pictures with the bisons and attempted to put their children on the bisons back. As one can expect, this went terribly wrong as the bisons trampled them and the children passed away. In which the parents then tried to sue the park for having untrained animals in the park. They lost that lawsuit, but I heard they got some compensation for the funerals.

    • @Ana-dn5fl
      @Ana-dn5fl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      "For having untrained animals in the park"
      What??? It's a national park not a petting zoo

    • @kittycatkyla2344
      @kittycatkyla2344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@Ana-dn5fl Even in a zoo, you shouldn't try that, but can't help people who suffer from stupidity and entitlement. A very deadly combo.

    • @courtneyhaling3787
      @courtneyhaling3787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      And the Darwin award for that year goes to...

    • @maxskogh6289
      @maxskogh6289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Ah a Karen and Kevin couple

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Having untrained animals at the park. Like they went in expecting a bison to be trained. This is why there needs to be a license to be able to breed.

  • @jeffhirsh5722
    @jeffhirsh5722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    about turkey intelligence it's specifically the domestic ones that are dumb, wild turkeys on the other hand are fairly intelligent an can outperform bald eagles in intelligence tests they are also fairly adept at geography.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm such a really good singer 🥰🔪 th-cam.com/video/Lz5x6vFqFN0/w-d-xo.html

    • @kennethmcdonald2987
      @kennethmcdonald2987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      So true we have a lot of them on our rural land down here in Alabama .They are making a great comeback in our area thanks to feral hog trapping and hunting along with the other native species .My wife has converted our land to wildlife habitats out here and loves to see the babies .Not all domestic turkeys are dumb . My wife has a pet Bourbon hen she raised from a baby and she is really smart for a domestic bird .Maybe not as smart as her African Grey Parrot but very few creatures can compete with this Einstein of the animal world but a smart bird for a turkey .It might be because she is a pet and my wife spends a lot of time with her .Wild turkey are quite amazing creatures and never fail to frighten me when roosting up in the old oaks out here when they fly out .We do have some large wild toms come around to check out my wife's pet hen .She is getting her a Bourbon tom for company in a couple of weeks along with some more turkeys .

    • @tycarne7850
      @tycarne7850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @ No, you're completely talentless.

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
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    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, others in the comments making up BS was annoying.. they people believing them was a bigger loss of faith in humanity.

  • @robertmather7334
    @robertmather7334 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is the best I've ever listened to and watched his videos.

  • @radar536
    @radar536 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kid, you are good, you have talent. I wish you all the success!

  • @warthunderaddict
    @warthunderaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Happy New Year Casual Geographic and to anyone reading this, hope this year is less crap for everyone.

    • @dogewithgun7739
      @dogewithgun7739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The task force 141 says a happy new year's to you too

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This Year already started bad with Betty Whites death, but Happy New Year

    • @Grimeaper
      @Grimeaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 She was the last guardian. Now there is nothing to stop 2022. The last immortal one has perished, it is every man for himself now. 2022 is coming for everyone.

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks dude same to you

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likewise.

  • @johnboleyjr.1698
    @johnboleyjr.1698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    "Too devoted...leads to their destruction." Yeah, don't feel bad Otter, I fell into that trap too.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok gay

    • @koy5902
      @koy5902 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SparrowIZ Bro it's not 2006 anymore that's not an insult

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@koy5902 it is

  • @christianripp751
    @christianripp751 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Casual Geographic: Is perfect, his descriptions and explanations for animals are short and funny and you can actually learn a lot.

  • @psyekl
    @psyekl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Quite arguably the BEST educational channel on TH-cam!

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    Interesting Leopard Story:
    I read an article a little while ago about a leopard who'd recently lost her cub, and ended up trying to take care of an infant baboon after killing its parents. (Leopards and baboons are natural rivals. The instinctive hatred goes so deep that baboons will often kidnap and kill leopard cubs to ensure they don't grow up to be threats.)
    The infant couldn't have been more then a few days old, and was injured in the fight. Poor thing was a goner, and there's no way the leopard couldn't see that, but it didn't stop her from gently carrying it up to a tree to keep it safe from scavengers, and comforting it through the night until its passing.
    The moral of the story: Mammalian maternal instincts run DEEP, and it isn't just humans who feel that protective urge when we view an infant of any species.

    • @sarajaidritzema9285
      @sarajaidritzema9285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thanks for your amazingly sweet story and Animals do have compassion and feel empathy ❤ towards other species, sometimes they are better that us human beings. Nature Rocks and so does this guy who narration is fast and to the point. He is definitely one that I will subscribe to.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      This reminds me of the mother lion who kept trying to adopt baby gazelles

    • @rokingfrost8446
      @rokingfrost8446 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sarajaidritzema9285 you do realize that according to the comment the leopard kill the baby Baboons parents and injury in the baby in the process. right? "empathy" is not really the word that i would use

    • @sarajaidritzema9285
      @sarajaidritzema9285 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@rokingfrost8446 yes I agree to an extent but the leopard did something out of instinct and when she realized that the baby was hurt she didn't eat or kill it, No! she took it up a tree to die in peace, so to me that means that the Leopard had some form of empathy.

    • @nitwriter4804
      @nitwriter4804 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sarajaidritzema9285 They on purpose killed the parents, to steal a child. Like, she merc'd the absolute living shit out of them, just so that she could have the illusion of raising a child that is hers.
      What's your exact opinion, about the exact same type of situation, but then about people?

  • @wyattsouthard3812
    @wyattsouthard3812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    3:23 "They'll get 50 shades of 'Fuck around and find out'" This man deserves an Oscar for his creativity.

  • @belle2238
    @belle2238 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    great videos, man. i love animals and you're getting really deep into it here

  • @aplsmpl
    @aplsmpl ปีที่แล้ว

    Your roasts and sarcastic jokes are so funny! 😂

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The last damn quote. "Basically getting R. Kelly'd by a reindeer will have you thinking you can fly as well." I can't stop laughing.

  • @alchemy5750
    @alchemy5750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "We played God with goats, and now we got Barnyard and Dark Souls and I don't like it"
    This is simply golden. I laughed way too hard

  • @chrispennala5042
    @chrispennala5042 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the content and the presentation keep up the good work brother and I'll stay a fan

  • @anthonychestnut4013
    @anthonychestnut4013 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro your roast game is impeccable. New fan.

  • @mrheebee_jeebees2432
    @mrheebee_jeebees2432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Answering that call when it's not for you is how you meet Batman's parents" bro that had me rolling on the floor😂

  • @potatoboy1310
    @potatoboy1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    This man is funnier and somehow educates me more that my school and nat geo. I need no more. Happy new year everyone.

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

    • @potatoboy1310
      @potatoboy1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yanirasalka412 ima need some explanation.

    • @pajamas720
      @pajamas720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potatoboy1310 its a bot.

    • @potatoboy1310
      @potatoboy1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pajamas720 thanks

  • @ronaldacarter8079
    @ronaldacarter8079 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the second video of yours I've watched and I am very much impressed! It did take me a while to realize that you were holding a microphone rather than an almost expired lollypop.

    • @bernadettecartin
      @bernadettecartin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So glad to read your comment. I also thought it was a lollipop for at least four videos.

    • @ronaldacarter8079
      @ronaldacarter8079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bernadettecartin LOL!

    • @ronaldacarter8079
      @ronaldacarter8079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bernadettecartin I was choking on a sucker at work and my boss accused me of lollygagging!

  • @kickinsmurfs423
    @kickinsmurfs423 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch your videos every night. You are very helpful and hilarious 😂 thank you

  • @ClaraCappello
    @ClaraCappello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Omg dude! For 20 years I legit thought someone got turned into a hashtag. Was camping in the mountains in California. We heard that screaming one night and it fully freaked us out. When we ask about it the next day in town locals just laughed at us. I spent the last 20 years thinking we camped on a human sacrifice mountain only to finally learn it was just a female mountain lion in heat. Once you hear that sound in the wild it can never be unheard.

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's a little unnerving to be a city-dweller and then come out into the country and hear an owl snatch up a rabbit, too. Rabbits _shriek._ And that sound will absolutely dead-@$$ wake you up from a sound sleep.

    • @ClaraCappello
      @ClaraCappello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexisgrunden1556 Yes! ⬆️ This Alexis ⬆️ 🤣

    • @ghostsuru8429
      @ghostsuru8429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Coyotes are the creepiest thing to hear too. Strangely enough, you get really used to it after 10 years. But seriously, if you want to hear something creepy in the middle of the night look up coyote yips and howls on youtube.

    • @ClaraCappello
      @ClaraCappello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ghostsuru8429 Dead ass for sure. Moose in heat sound like someone out in the woods doing a rub off too. 🤣

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It could still be a secret sacrifice mountain

  • @ninesartandgames6684
    @ninesartandgames6684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    The turkey thing reminded me of when we first ordered our turkeys. We got em from a hatchery and they came in a box with a pamphlet that said the chicks would probably not be able to identify their food unless it was shown a certain way (can't remember how it said) so we ended up putting them with the chicken chicks to make sure they wouldn't dumbass themselves to death. What amazing creatures.

    • @johncronk8867
      @johncronk8867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      At least pigeons have the excuse that cuteness to people got them more food than brains. Why are Turkeys so dumb?

    • @Apostate_ofmind
      @Apostate_ofmind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂

    • @GoldenLigerZero
      @GoldenLigerZero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      This made me cackle uncontrollably😂😂😂😂😂
      "Dumbass themselves to death" good god that's funny.

    • @nickolaswilcox425
      @nickolaswilcox425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@GoldenLigerZero yeah, domestic turkey chicks are just about braindead, our luck with them, oh their feeling too hot under the heater lamp, they move out of the light, now they are shivering and freezing to death, move back into the light? nope, not worth the effort. they survived but only because we took away all of their cold space

    • @yanirasalka412
      @yanirasalka412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LIKE YOU DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA
      Gaze: "Amazed"
      Lips: "Sensual"
      Smile: "Sweeter"
      Body: "Colder"
      The first and last love
      Lots of love from the world
      I like your look
      You are very pretty
      You guys are too cute
      Makes me love you.
      Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

  • @evelynepulicepeele4883
    @evelynepulicepeele4883 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just enjoy this brilliant man. I look forward to laughing and learning. He is so funny.

  • @priscillaking2308
    @priscillaking2308 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have learned so from you. Love your channel

  • @Svensk7119
    @Svensk7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Thanks for telling the story of Geronimo the Airborne Beaver. They test-dropped him several times. By the time he was done, he almost was resigned to it. He almost seemed to sigh and then would climb into the box. He was such a good sport, that they air dropped him first in the final operation, along with two ladies of his species. A government idea that actually worked, unlike... you get the idea.

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So he got laid after the end of the mission? Good ending?

    • @gobargas5066
      @gobargas5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that's James bond shit

    • @jordankashuba3467
      @jordankashuba3467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I visualized this story as I read it. Lol that was good, thnx

  • @ezekielsmith3571
    @ezekielsmith3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    That estrous cycle noise and people not returning from it probably inspired a lot of legends about forest monsters.

    • @darklord3861
      @darklord3861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The more i learn about the world, the more i am convinced that legends were created because people didnt have enough information to connect it to something real

    • @ezekielsmith3571
      @ezekielsmith3571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@darklord3861 you're entirely right. Mythology is more or less the way we understood the world before we had the scientific method. The best example of this is the Hawaiian volcano Goddess also doubling as a fertility Godess because the volcanic ash in the Pacific rim is incredibly fertile.

  • @brendanorton5742
    @brendanorton5742 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your videos, they're informative and really funny.

  • @kimdolph4833
    @kimdolph4833 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love his synonyms for dying 🤣 I think my favorite is meeting Batman’s parents

  • @tears_of_asariel3198
    @tears_of_asariel3198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "basically, getting r-kelly'd by a reindeer will have you believing you can fly as well"
    i fucking lost it lmao

  • @wyattszakacs3457
    @wyattszakacs3457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “If you answer that call and it’s not for you, you’re gonna be meeting Batman’s parents” 😂😂 always kills me with the way he describes things

  • @DamnDirtyIrish
    @DamnDirtyIrish 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Videos are good and all, but I'm subscribing for the one liner drops. Dude's sense of humour is just awesome.

  • @tinatrottier582
    @tinatrottier582 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fifty shades of F around and find out…you have a way with words ! Love from WVa

  • @nekotimhweewa
    @nekotimhweewa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    The goat without ears you showed at the door is called a Lamancha. A common dairy breed. I've almost gotten them before but ultimate went with the Alpine breed because a solid black one with horns can come out looking like a devil goat. (I've bred a solid black male too. People were so afraid of him but I loved him. Jet black fur, large horns and golden eyes.)

    • @REALTYME_HD
      @REALTYME_HD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Thts metal af

    • @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287
      @a.m.theshinyjohtohunter4287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds beautiful!! I once had a BoerXLamancha billy and he was like a Harley Davidson. Big, dark chocolate and gentle giant of a goat. I got 3 beautiful daughters from him. 💕

    • @taxfrog747
      @taxfrog747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you bred satan basically

    • @beblissnow5947
      @beblissnow5947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You bred the one you loved ??? Jk

    • @ivvie1452
      @ivvie1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the black goat sounds beautiful! what was his name?

  • @Stitchpuppy01
    @Stitchpuppy01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “Proving that the draft and post button are way too close to each other.” This man has a way with words!

  • @BlackPanther-hl6wu
    @BlackPanther-hl6wu ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro love your videos keep bringing them educational love the commentary this is how teachers should keep your students interested in a subject 🙏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @walterhbez
    @walterhbez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    omw man your comments are hilarious. i appreciate your work. quite late to the party i see, but have another subscribe.

  • @lisabrown8250
    @lisabrown8250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    This dude is hilarious. I wish he had been one of my teachers. He definitely would have made learning a lot more fun.

    • @karanowlin9506
      @karanowlin9506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly! I had one fun teacher in high school, kids need funner teachers. It makes learning fun 🥰

    • @lisabrown8250
      @lisabrown8250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karanowlin9506 I agree

    • @htfanai3447
      @htfanai3447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If this guy was our teacher in middle school and high school man I would love to study every single lessons of Science and EVS the subjects that always make me want stop studying 😂😂😂 but I hate math the most .....🤣

    • @andydudley1775
      @andydudley1775 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i refused to go home .and wait for adoption papers.

    • @lotanowo
      @lotanowo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@htfanai3447 That's not how teaching works lol you don't just name a few cool trivia facts about animal behavior to study biology, you learn about cell structure and mitochondria and shit.

  • @shannonvans9174
    @shannonvans9174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Well done. Me and friend had just moved into a new house outside of town. The first night we heard screaming in the backyard late at night that woke us both. It sounded like a woman being brutally murdered. We grabbed some weapons a flashlight and a mop and ran out back to save her. It was Peacock.

    • @mikethescienceguy
      @mikethescienceguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      our peacocks sound like horns though lol

    • @JamieAllen1977
      @JamieAllen1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      of course you grabbed a mop, it's guns, ammo, light, mop. yup.

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They're all over the place in AZ, and some sound like slightly more dulcet-of-tone chickens, some like mewling kittens, others still like little girls crying (literally; it almost sounded like a distorted teary-voiced "haaaalp.... meeehhh!"). Creeps me the eff out.

    • @kelseyjaffer
      @kelseyjaffer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      there was a farm nearby growing up and they raised peacocks. we could hear them yelling from our house. my mom would make peacock noises super loudly in their general direction, and there would always be at least one that would yell back at her 😂

    • @htfanai3447
      @htfanai3447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣 it's creepy and funny,, wow I didn't know peacock can do such things...

  • @NobodyOwesYouAnythin
    @NobodyOwesYouAnythin ปีที่แล้ว

    You should do Stand Up. You’re awesome!! Thank you 🤣

  • @brandonmckown9952
    @brandonmckown9952 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the funniest TH-camr I have seen in a long time. It's been a while since I laughed this hard.

  • @tobypossum7386
    @tobypossum7386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The mushrooms that the elk eat to get high are Amanita muscaria! The typical fairy tale mushroom, red cap with white spots. It's on the genus amanita, which is responsible for 90% of all mushroom related deaths. It's common name is Fly agaric, for it's old use as a (rather ineffective) fly killer. They aren't really deadly, but can make you sick. Where I live we don't have the red capped ones, ours are yellow and are called Amanita muscaria var. Guessowii.

  • @foretwunnytimes1705
    @foretwunnytimes1705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Not gonna lie. Just found this channel at 12 pm. It's 3:44pm now and I'm still watching your vids man 😭😭😭 keep up the good work. Intelligence is honestly NEVER boring for me. And you do it with an awesome loveable personality. Got a subscriber out of me for life bro!

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome to the club

    • @trulyunbroken7548
      @trulyunbroken7548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      New here too, pretty intrigued & amused! 😂🙌🏾

    • @itsvillayne
      @itsvillayne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Found it at 12 am and it's 2:10 am now lol

  • @bYOUtfulRoseNails
    @bYOUtfulRoseNails 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You didn’t say The Goonies 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m so weak!!! 😂😂😂 HEY YOU GUUUUUUYYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!

  • @phuonganhtran9722
    @phuonganhtran9722 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m here for your sense of humor 😂

  • @Frey_00
    @Frey_00 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    *“ahhhh it’s got the fvcking virus!!”* 💀

    • @Maximum1OK
      @Maximum1OK ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😩😩😩

    • @cloudykid7278
      @cloudykid7278 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1:19

    • @Krimzan
      @Krimzan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @MrWaSpY-Trn
      @MrWaSpY-Trn ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @rockettbennett
      @rockettbennett ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet he still has trump 2020 signs on his front yard.

  • @gimbo4025
    @gimbo4025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    aww, for anyone who doesnt know the second video of the goats is a Lamancha. They do in fact have ears, and theyre completely natural. if you breed a lamancha with a goat with normal ears, you get these little elf ears and theyre so cute!! anyway, im not surprised to see that the goat on the porch is a lamancha. mine used to do it every morning when she wanted to be milked, and would come up to the house when something was wrong, like when another goat was in the road. she was wicked smart, and just an amazing goat to have. its a little creepy to have one on your back porch at night tho lol.

    • @KanekiKen-mu4nu
      @KanekiKen-mu4nu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      One thing I learned rather fast (I visited a pretty interesting farm last Friday)
      Is that goats...god they're smart. Like smart to a point it almost impressive and a little scary at the same time.

    • @gimbo4025
      @gimbo4025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@KanekiKen-mu4nu very smart. livestock animals in general are smarter than most people think, but goats especially. but that makes them very fun to be around.

    • @black_halo1780
      @black_halo1780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My parents where keeping a goat for a while..... they had a one of those diamond wire fences put up to make sure the dogs wouldn't get to her but it was rainy season and she kept escaping at night. We had no idea why until my dad decided to check the furthest corner of the fence and found out that she would go over there and nudge the bottom out of the soil which was softened because of the rain and slide out from there because for whatever reason she preferred to sleep next to the house. I've absolutely loved being around goats after that bc they're so amazingly intelligent and I love it

    • @marcfilms999
      @marcfilms999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I raise dairy goats. Mainly Nigerian Dwarves. But about 1/3rd of our population is mixed. We raised some lamanchas. First one was mine and she lived for about 11 years. We have several of her kids who are mixed dwarf. We started out with 2 alpines first. Our current full breed lamancha is named Ava (after a demon person from the show Supernatural). She did have a sister named Ruby (named after the blonde demon Ruby from supernatural) but she unfortunately passed away at 3 months old. Lamanchas are personally my favorite goats. They have such a laid back but dumb personality. They're also super loud when they baa too. Ava hangs out with one of our great pyrenees dogs because she isn't accepted into the herd yet due to being as bottle baby.
      But glad to know someone else knows about them! They're kinda the unknown goat breed it seems.

    • @gimbo4025
      @gimbo4025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marcfilms999 how cool, we also had alpines, and a nigerian dwarf named Earnest, and the lamancha was my favorite. we also named some of our lambs after supernatural characters, rowena, amara, and castiel!

  • @felixculpa4192
    @felixculpa4192 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only just discovered your channel, and you are hilarious man.... :)))

  • @ProlificRico818
    @ProlificRico818 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I watch your videos every got damn day bro