5 awkward moments at the Facebook hearing

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  • @steveholy341
    @steveholy341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23055

    When you try to explain to your parents why you cannot pause in an online game

  • @melody_florum
    @melody_florum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15744

    Senator: when I tell my computer to sleep does it dream
    Mark: w h a t

    • @Orangecatty
      @Orangecatty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      This made me giggle pretty hard out of nowhere lol

    • @mcexotics6738
      @mcexotics6738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@blockbreaker8839 hahaha that would be hilarious if he did tho. Honestly surprised they didnt' ask something similar.

    • @rkrkrkrkrk111
      @rkrkrkrkrk111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Orangecatty ok booooomer

    • @ledezmacinema6675
      @ledezmacinema6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I read the comment do I read it +?

    • @Lasurius
      @Lasurius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm crying! :D

  • @chasing_cars6590
    @chasing_cars6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4296

    Mark is playing the toughest level in the game of "You laugh,you lose".

    • @_kage_
      @_kage_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Underrated comment

    • @arunk5895
      @arunk5895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@_kage_ Not really, this exact comment is on every single Zucc/Sundar Vs Congress video. Defo overrated to oblivion

    • @_kage_
      @_kage_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arunk5895 first time seeing it.

    • @saulgoodman1827
      @saulgoodman1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@_kage_ hes right i keep seeing comments like these too

    • @shehrozkhawaja6571
      @shehrozkhawaja6571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true!

  • @calvincoolidge7421
    @calvincoolidge7421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5783

    Saying “Your user agreement sucks” to a billion dollar company lol

    • @Legend-gv2nx
      @Legend-gv2nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      It does suck

    • @MBSP-gz5rq
      @MBSP-gz5rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It sucksss

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      and what was his question? I mean if he don't like hte user agreement, he can send a complaint just like everyone else.

    • @zuzukyd
      @zuzukyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It is worst to ignore the fact that their user agreement sucks mr.

    • @ZoeylaRose
      @ZoeylaRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@kinagrill i mean he could just not agree ^^

  • @charonder
    @charonder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3847

    How this guy look 12 and 30 and an elf all in one

    • @obey_forever_mae
      @obey_forever_mae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      charonder LMAOOO

    • @martinlim5510
      @martinlim5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@obey_forever_mae bruh 😂

    • @coyusarticus
      @coyusarticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      R/rareinsults

    • @RealManasBose
      @RealManasBose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaooooooo

    • @eightleggedanarchist
      @eightleggedanarchist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I totally thought that congresswoman was going to ask a Lord of The Rings question when she mentioned the palantir.

  • @bluecheese5599
    @bluecheese5599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    idk senator im just a lizard

  • @Ak-lv6qz
    @Ak-lv6qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3630

    Imagine Mark saying: can i talk to some that actually unterstand what im talking about

    • @jackhenderson2562
      @jackhenderson2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He probably should have, actually nvm they’d prob throw a hissy fit and be assholes

    • @E123noman
      @E123noman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yhea but they would understand what hes doing too so kind of a double edge sword

    • @artemis6005
      @artemis6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣Lol🤣

    • @rizalpambudi4883
      @rizalpambudi4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tony Stark has entered the chat

    • @vignesh.n7744
      @vignesh.n7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He sounds like Elon musk on interview with Jack Ma

  • @strelokand7306
    @strelokand7306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5287

    Alternative title: Zuckerberg gets bullied by old people.

    • @No_name.0103
      @No_name.0103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol

    • @joaoalves1804
      @joaoalves1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      True story sure he went to cry on his milionare house afterwards damn it xD

    • @knorkys3281
      @knorkys3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@joaoalves1804 the important part is that he cried on the house and not in it because he Build a billion dollar House around his million dollar House.

    • @joaoalves1804
      @joaoalves1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@knorkys3281 So he built a house, inside another house? what version of sims is he on ? damn

    • @elisendadomenjo3223
      @elisendadomenjo3223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes gonna go cry in his limo

  • @matthewterlouw
    @matthewterlouw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5859

    The blonde woman behind him looks like Nicolas Cage

    • @fangzhongli2203
      @fangzhongli2203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Terlouw XC nailed it

    • @CodyCombat
      @CodyCombat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Terlouw XC Is her name Nicole Page?

    • @kappaschlange2784
      @kappaschlange2784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Terlouw XC She does tho

    • @mufasaversace3052
      @mufasaversace3052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell nah 😂

    • @ririj1234
      @ririj1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BANG OUT OF ORDER 😂😂😂😂😂🚶

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5259

    "Blink... If you're not a lamp"

    • @DucLe-qv3dp
      @DucLe-qv3dp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anakin Skywalker when mark took down his vpn and use wifi

    • @dibassarkar2898
      @dibassarkar2898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Anakin Skywalker Just saw the Bad Lip Reading video lol

    • @djlunna3604
      @djlunna3604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂 bad lip reading

    • @pamelasuarez100
      @pamelasuarez100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol... best comment ever lol

    • @forzenfukuroanimations
      @forzenfukuroanimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He a AI robot probably😂👍

  • @archismanchakrabarty9752
    @archismanchakrabarty9752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Government: Do you spy on citizens?
    Mark: Don't you?
    Government: Shhhh...

    • @gnosis8142
      @gnosis8142 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Like the question about the "Global Behemoth", from a US Government person.

  • @ahmadaliisah8597
    @ahmadaliisah8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    Imagine these people ruling a country
    Oh wait...

    • @muahmichelle
      @muahmichelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahmad Ali right !! They’re so stupid

    • @nail181
      @nail181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Mar T They’re not stupid just out of touch. We need younger people. Congress does not accurately represent the majority of The American people.

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @daunahaze1725
      @daunahaze1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @sucroseboy4940
      @sucroseboy4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They’re a lot better then a vast majority of Americans are at that job. And besides it’s not like those few people run the country alone. That said America is kinda fucked compared to most other developed countries. And that’s both it’s government but also the people

  • @vigys9579
    @vigys9579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4473

    Congressman: "Could you kill someone?"
    Zucc: "I would never"
    Congressman: "Not would you, could you?"
    Zucc:"Technically I could"
    Congressman: "So you're a murderer"

    • @kamalkumar7978
      @kamalkumar7978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Pepperoni Hufferoni this is how they forcefully trap someone.😂😂

    • @heidilynwolff7513
      @heidilynwolff7513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pepperoni Hufferoni LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @collinwadham6582
      @collinwadham6582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What relevance does this question have? Dark question from a dark mind? I am not on Facebook and never have been. I do not like it. I DO like Mark Zuckerberg. He is not Facebook. There is a management team for that system. He seems to be protecting them.

    • @elizabethlucas3233
      @elizabethlucas3233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahaha

    • @donaldtheduck7828
      @donaldtheduck7828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      perfect logic

  • @nolives
    @nolives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3645

    "I wanna make sure im not releasing anything confedential"
    Irony at its finest.

    • @MikeRe
      @MikeRe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rob Banx THANK YOU

    • @ZilveriCosas
      @ZilveriCosas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      But you agreed to Facebook they can use your data, so what's wrong?

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ha ha....thats the damn reason hes there...!

    • @aidanmaldonado9922
      @aidanmaldonado9922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BP5M well they admitted to farming data from people who didn't have accounts, so not really

    • @Bennysol
      @Bennysol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dan Zeigan yep, I've never made a facebook account in my life. But anytime someone posts a group photo that I'm in and when they put the mouse over the photo my full name pops up next to me in the picture. How the fuck do they have my name and how the fuck do they match my name to me when I'm in somebodys photo? Shit pisses me off too because for years I always told people I'll be in your photo but only if you don't post it to facebook. They always thought I was being paranoid and overdramatic. Well as time went on I found out people were lying to me and posted it on Facebook anyways. And then I eventually found out that when people look at photos that I'm in, my fucking name pops up next to me.

  • @YZ450f24
    @YZ450f24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    These are the kinds of people if you told them the internet was closed on the weekend they would believe you

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! Will open at 8am on Monday

  • @vagnersilva5465
    @vagnersilva5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    These are the kind of people who'd put a ruler under their pillows to see how long they've slept
    *Ps: This comment is not original and may contain jokes already told from unknown sources*

    • @LloydLynx
      @LloydLynx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You actually need more likes for that one!

    • @cilllee2308
      @cilllee2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well there's already comment like this ones

    • @saoirsestark3903
      @saoirsestark3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment ohmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

    • @Gave-rf1hr
      @Gave-rf1hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @hardikkarelia3783
      @hardikkarelia3783 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seeing this same comment thrice.

  • @superpanda9810
    @superpanda9810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4509

    The chick behind him looks like nick cage I’m too high for this right now mannn

  • @efthymiosn3381
    @efthymiosn3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    "Can you precisely explain what Internet is, cuz my grandson won't?"

    • @nathanabrogena6147
      @nathanabrogena6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Josip can you boomer?

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @lilclout5118
      @lilclout5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao youre expecting too much from ppl. The answers to some questions sometimes the first search up result and ppl still either a) deny the fact or b) too lazy to search it up because it takes t seconds. Also tons of ppl hate the fact that the US government created ARPANET the building block of the internet for the cold war and they hate the fact that if they hate the US so much they should stop using the internet created by the US

    • @ryanmckenna9330
      @ryanmckenna9330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A connection of computers and servers. These computers and servers make A N E T W O R K. this vast, multilayered network is called the “Internet.”
      Your computer communicates with these other systems using an IP address. “Internet protocol”. This IP specifies what server you are connecting to, whether it’s an email server or a html game.
      Data transferred on the internet is split into 2 parts “generally” TCP AND UDP.
      And you get this data, whatever it is, because the server sent it to you, the client, through a port.
      Those are the extreme basics.
      You’re welcome.

    • @donthetroof3958
      @donthetroof3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Josip a place to catch up on everything caught in the net and just like fishing sometimes you catch some weird stuff that's about as 5th grade that I can explain it

  • @lifedoom2922
    @lifedoom2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love how he always refers to them as their profession, but in every sentence

    • @juanburgueno3274
      @juanburgueno3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's called education

    • @anickguermonprez1304
      @anickguermonprez1304 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No it’s called stalling so to cut short the allowed time the panel has

    • @Zalk00000
      @Zalk00000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anickguermonprez1304 damn, next level
      Didn't think something like that could be done lol

    • @troyjohnson2137
      @troyjohnson2137 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he has to remind himself that these are people he's supposed to respect

    • @lifedoom2922
      @lifedoom2922 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@troyjohnson2137 ain't nobody ask lil bro

  • @mihirthacker9771
    @mihirthacker9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    *This guy seems intelligent he should make a website or something*

    • @nevikgnehz368
      @nevikgnehz368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea he should make a facebook or something.

    • @yoyo-dw3dc
      @yoyo-dw3dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Original

    • @ashgood7368
      @ashgood7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he should

    • @gautamkelkar2132
      @gautamkelkar2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then how about buy all the other competitors

    • @mk3a
      @mk3a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He should allegedly steal the idea from 2 other students

  • @KpR0dS
    @KpR0dS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5707

    They're asking all the wrong questions, they should be asking whether Zucc is a lizard, a robot, or an alien. Then you'd see how sweaty Zucc would get.

    • @dec4dec
      @dec4dec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Catota he can’t sweat

    • @KpR0dS
      @KpR0dS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      DA_Playz liquid leak?

    • @dec4dec
      @dec4dec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Catota more likely

    • @comradeivan3903
      @comradeivan3903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      The technicians are currently working to improve his coolant system, to reduce leaks, especially in front of the Senate.

    • @trevortractor
      @trevortractor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just a vampire.

  • @product_parade_
    @product_parade_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4917

    Mark is dealing with people who have never used the internet... Must be frustrating

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Zuckerberg stole his classmates idea, started Facebook using his roommate's funds, then kicked his roommate out of the company and paid off his classmates, then dropped out of university. I think it's clearly obvious who really "understands" technology and who is a fucking poser that got lucky with his stolen website idea.

    • @product_parade_
      @product_parade_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Ujjwal Uniyal haha you believe that? No idiot could get as far as he has. If others were really the brains they could have rebuilt and beaten him. Bottom line is he is a winner. He will keep winning.

    • @Britishwolf89
      @Britishwolf89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They may not understand the internet, but they do understand that private information should remain private in any format and not sold to the highest bidder. There's no excuse, pointing out their flaws doesn't lessen the arguement at all as their knowledge of the internet isn't required or even relevant.

    • @product_parade_
      @product_parade_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Snake I see where you're coming from and that can seem annoying and scary if your information is sold to the highest bidder. It is still your choice what you out on FB so you could choose not to post... This is also great for small business. They don't have to spend millions of dollars trying to Target the few niche customers. They can spend less and know they are targeting the right people. It's good for business and for the people overall.

    • @hector3810
      @hector3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snake The Government could care less about our privacy. They do sneaky shit all the time.

  • @jonathancoy5542
    @jonathancoy5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    They need to get a younger council who actually knows how Facebook works and how no one is forced to accept the terms of service or sign up..

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The real issue is that even people without facebook and that haven't signed the terms of service and haven't signed up are being tracked by facebook too.
      It picks up things other people have said about you, photos friends have tagged about you, your internet history, things you've clicked on and so on and so forth. Even this video, facebook knows you've watched it.
      Even if you created an account right now, with a fake name and a fake address etc. Facebook will still know exactly who you are and recommend friends to you that you know. I don't even have facebook and have never had a 'real' account but when I created a fake one, it still recommended that I befriend my parents and friends etc.
      So the terms of service is BS. Mark Zuckerberg even admitted that they have shadow profiles. Though he said that it'd take a lot of work for someone to use a shadow profile maliciously, it doesn't mean that it's fool-proof and that's still besides the point that it's a complete invasion of privacy that nobody agreed to.

    • @Niphiz
      @Niphiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bakersmileyface if you never agree to the user agreement, you will not get tracked by fb. youtube is in Google's domain so thats different. about the fake profile now, it tracks close by via gps proximity, and other methods, thats why it suggests relatives.

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Niphiz Shadow profiles and cookies are a lot scarier than you think.

    • @Niphiz
      @Niphiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bakersmileyface well, I cant say its my field of expertise, but from what I know cookies are what I click,type etc

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Niphiz They also check your search history, IP address, location, other devices connected to you, your phone number, alongside various other information. And also when you agree to cookies, in all likelihood you're agreeing to share that information with various other companies and cookie vendors so that they can tailor advertisements and so on.
      Most of it is harmless, however cookies do handle a lot of your private data and information and websites don't always provide that data to sources of integrity. A lot of information does get sold to facebook this way too. Not to say facebook necessarily does anything bad with it either, it's just an invasion of privacy as far as I'm concerned. Of course you agree to cookies, so it's your own fault in this front however on pretty much every site cookies are required to use their services. This can be proven if you disable all cookies through your browser and most websites won't give you access.
      Next time you open up a website and it asks you for cookies, open up the options for the cookies and look through their cookie policy. They often tell you where you a lot about what information they're gathering and where it's going. You'll see just how many different sources are getting your information. You'll also not know of a lot of these places, so google them for some interesting results if you have the time.
      But even if you don't accept cookies, it still doesn't change the fact that facebook gathers your information through other facebook users. There's nothing you can do about that. And you will never be asked for permission for that information to be gathered and stored.

  • @alfredjustindumalagan
    @alfredjustindumalagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    He’s like a Tech Support for them😂

    • @jamesbraun9842
      @jamesbraun9842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except Kennedy because he knows the user agreement sucks.

  • @samueltew8348
    @samueltew8348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    he responded like alexa

    • @faolawolf8540
      @faolawolf8540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Samuel Tew he IS Alexa!

    • @rebeccastephens5851
      @rebeccastephens5851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Samuel Tew I swear he has a lawyer talking into his ear.

  • @llamallama7
    @llamallama7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    Everything was awkward

    • @patbateman4202
      @patbateman4202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      haHAA everything in life is awkward haHAA

    • @somerandom39
      @somerandom39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pat Bateman um ok

    • @BrokenControllerGami
      @BrokenControllerGami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pat Bateman this ain’t twitch chat

    • @JonathanCrossland
      @JonathanCrossland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont want to reveal private information as an excuse to being there for making other peoples data not private. Irony

    • @nader3744
      @nader3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit. title says 5 awkward moments.

  • @Gumplayer2
    @Gumplayer2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Senator: Mark, just tell me "yes" or "no"
    Mark: Senator, what do you mean?
    Senator: just "yes" or "no"
    Mark: ohh, ok, then no.
    Senator: No Mark, you should say "Yes"!

  • @loganjenkins7499
    @loganjenkins7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    No one:
    Zuckerberg: *sEnAtOr*

  • @jameschiri1726
    @jameschiri1726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    His AI is starting to malfunction.

    • @aaronhinton7601
      @aaronhinton7601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bobyozy needs an update

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Insufficient storage"

    • @durango-CODEBUILDER
      @durango-CODEBUILDER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Starting to? Its _been_ malfunction for years.

    • @ch1ll1add.25
      @ch1ll1add.25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bobyozy many people think that hes seating on a booster. But hes seating on a charger

    • @RochRich.
      @RochRich. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bobyozy
      Like the FB apps, he gets frequent updates but nothing in them.

  • @neiv10
    @neiv10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    This is the video definition of *generation gap*

    • @alexjones742
      @alexjones742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      neiv10 not really

    • @neiv10
      @neiv10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rammbock get zucc’d!!

    • @Artaxerxes.
      @Artaxerxes. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sheikh Shafayat
      I don't need that shit coming from a guy who can't spell senator

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sheikh Shafayat senators*

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sheikh Shafayat edit the comment

  • @thestopgobber8631
    @thestopgobber8631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Being drunk makes watching this so much more entertaining... idk about anyone else but this is so fun to watch

  • @thetromsky
    @thetromsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Stanford Analytica..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "..."

  • @fitness208
    @fitness208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Meanwhile in Hawaii, Tom from Myspace is enjoying his lifelong vacation.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      we all miss tom.....good old tom

    • @philcollins4092
      @philcollins4092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      T Jordan what's Myspace?

    • @ekualo08
      @ekualo08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He actually is an avid photographer now. He takes some really picturesque pics from his vacationing around the world on that myspace money.

    • @AdaWongFanofc
      @AdaWongFanofc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck Tom that peice of shit didn't secure his site and my email got hacked

    • @andrewgeier83
      @andrewgeier83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't Facebook buy out MySpace for like a billion dollars?

  • @beanman1760
    @beanman1760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    The awkward thing is that they talked to a lizard for hours on end without noticing.

  • @b1akn3ss93
    @b1akn3ss93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “World war one was aweful, do you agree”?
    “Yes”
    “Well, why are we here then”

    • @water7762
      @water7762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      because we are beautiful !

  • @iceseic
    @iceseic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mark:
    Senator: *Swahili*

  • @northsideloco1349
    @northsideloco1349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    He answers like Siri

    • @DucLe-qv3dp
      @DucLe-qv3dp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Northside Loco she thinks you cheating

    • @dimly2002
      @dimly2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can’t imagine myself,being smart,having to answer questions on the spot by well known politicians (assuming) and being recorded whilst having an articulate and deliberate answer lmao

    • @luisma2548
      @luisma2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is siri

    • @xoboi2711
      @xoboi2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he’s a bot

    • @bigmanbigman2544
      @bigmanbigman2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XO boi a rich bot

  • @vanji611
    @vanji611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2996

    I get a kick out of the Senator scolding Zuckerberg on his end user agreement when he is part of the Congress that is responsible for the US Income Tax Code. That tax code is currently 73,954 pages (per Google).

    • @yaj1v
      @yaj1v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not the only confusing law.

    • @hydra1164
      @hydra1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Nolan Armstrong Brian is saying that it’s hypocritical that he is saying the user agreement is long and hard to read when the US Tax Income is almost 74k pages. No American reads 74k pages

    • @prerakkalla
      @prerakkalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@hydra1164 no american? I guess no sane person on this earth will sit and say "i will finish this thing off"

    • @hydra1164
      @hydra1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Prerak Kalla you right but I said American because I don’t think a U.K. resident would even look at our tax code

    • @JustH3LL_
      @JustH3LL_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hydra1164 Ctrl+F comes in handy

  • @30tabletteralvedon34
    @30tabletteralvedon34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    first guy has probably never touched a computer. he looks like he is dieing

  • @JV-df9em
    @JV-df9em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Now, when I cancel my Facebook, do I get my face back? Or do you keep it? Please answer the question. Secondly, how many faces do you currently store in the clouds, and where do you find room for them all?”

  • @robertventura2177
    @robertventura2177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Well, looks like it's time for the "Social Network 2".

    • @GantzIsSloppy
      @GantzIsSloppy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOU BETTER LAWYER UP...oops too later for that

    • @LawF250
      @LawF250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back to MySpace.

    • @donjtrump
      @donjtrump 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao spider man comes back for THE WHOLE THING

    • @badrikhadka7430
      @badrikhadka7430 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robmeister th-cam.com/video/m45c_rYHKJE/w-d-xo.html

    • @lennartelbin4259
      @lennartelbin4259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robmeister More like 'The Social Network: Resurgence'

  • @stulosophy
    @stulosophy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    A lawmaker complaining about the complexity of Facebook's user agreement. That's rich.

    • @StrangerToEarth
      @StrangerToEarth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha...snap.

    • @ishitarawat9475
      @ishitarawat9475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Drunken Philosopher 👍👍

    • @lucrichard3662
      @lucrichard3662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      They don't give a shit about whether or not people understand Facebook's user agreement. Congress is just putting on a show.

    • @lucrichard3662
      @lucrichard3662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm not missing a point. If you think anyone in the US congress has concerns and wants to put Facebook on trial for sharing your private information you're beyond stupid. Congress does not give a fuck about their citizens data, they try to appropriate as much funding as possible to break into databases for their citizens data.

    • @federalwhippingboy
      @federalwhippingboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexa Wolfheart You don't understand how the system works, perhaps. It's originally proposed by one person and then everyone tweaks it a little and when it goes through it's completely unrecognizable as what it originally was. It's seldom purposefully written to be confusing, and usually if it is it's thrown out as a ploy to trick the other senators.

  • @ajdn2013
    @ajdn2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Senator : i have accepted those damn cookies, but ive still not been delivered
    Mark : whut!

  • @jonahharris9466
    @jonahharris9466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel like I’m watching the bee movie court hearing

  • @jemuel2315
    @jemuel2315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    5 awkward moments? ONLY?! I thought the WHOLE thing was AWKWARD! 😅😂

    • @shameydaking6300
      @shameydaking6300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Purple One even

    • @meghnamakemusic
      @meghnamakemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @Hello-ss1tu
      @Hello-ss1tu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Purple One true

    • @shrishmakaranjit3255
      @shrishmakaranjit3255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Purple One yeah I mean

    • @sonofsam9564
      @sonofsam9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost interpreted it the same way but after further review I was able to pinpoint 5 milliseconds of uninterrupted, regular, non awkward time intervals.. none of which Zuckerberg was in.

  • @denachtconducteur7070
    @denachtconducteur7070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    Do these people even know how wifi works xD

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Who does actually?

    • @Sweeti924
      @Sweeti924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lawlzerderp7136
      @lawlzerderp7136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nowonmetube I like to think I know enough about it...
      but if there was any job that I applied for involving something in-depth about Wi-Fi, I'd only be able to say "slightly more than the average person, no more"

    • @crazyphoenix5977
      @crazyphoenix5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I doubt that....

    • @liamm7958
      @liamm7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumb hahaha

  • @znull3356
    @znull3356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jokes aside, the most interesting part of this was when Palantir was brought up. It's like if this was a mob hearing and they asked about another made man, Zucc went full omerta.

  • @alan00864
    @alan00864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The first senator Patrick J. Leahy made a special cameo in Batman the Dark Knight. He's the man who tells Joker "We're not intimidated by thugs".

  • @SleepySkull1
    @SleepySkull1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    "Mr. Zuckerberg, What is the internet?"
    -"Waa......?" - Mark Zucc

    • @netbookeater
      @netbookeater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I need this on a t-shirt.

    • @kamehamegamer
      @kamehamegamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "I'm not aware of that"

    • @beognis9412
      @beognis9412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just say "Look at 4chan"

    • @soulsreaper7145
      @soulsreaper7145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah those senators really have no clue what there even trying to get at, I don't even think they really understand what facebook is

    • @Daemon1995_
      @Daemon1995_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      theyre clearly from the past generation

  • @gorbulas
    @gorbulas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    44 senators prove they are too old, mark proves he has been coached well on how to reply, .... no body learns anything

    • @com.passionatebitch
      @com.passionatebitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      gorbulas unfortunately, people are to busy being entertained by how much he's pressured, than to at least notice the amount of professionalism he's maintained. But that probably doesn't matter

    • @Guest-de6xm
      @Guest-de6xm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      gorbulas mark Los miserably

    • @enfiestado
      @enfiestado 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real haha that first guy looks like he’s a fucking skeleton

    • @phayzyre1052
      @phayzyre1052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gorbulas, Zuckerberg created this monster called Facebook, he should be able to know how to reply. If Zuckerberg has to be "coached" then all it proves is he doesn't know shit from shoe polish!

    • @kjb223_
      @kjb223_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      gorbulas exactly

  • @henriettashalansky3096
    @henriettashalansky3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:03 Dude really thought he did something there...

    • @JWPSmith21
      @JWPSmith21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean... He kind of did... I just don't think he realized that he did... Zuck wouldn't feel comfortable with people having open access to his data, and personal information, because there's no telling what harm they might do, or how they might "target" him. Just as Cambridge Data Analytica had done to FB users, because Facebook didn't protect its user's data or how they might be targeted from mass analytic extractions. He was so close to making a good point, but didn't quite get there.

    • @MachineManGabb
      @MachineManGabb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JWPSmith21 second on this

  • @carnivoroussprite652
    @carnivoroussprite652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    1:47 Senator Richard J Durbin’s point was actually clever and probably one of the best moments of this system of law.

    • @pantsuslayer8631
      @pantsuslayer8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ohh! with your comment i think i understood his point, thanks

    • @AyyyC
      @AyyyC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, love how it went right over Zuckerbergs head too

    • @minus3dbintheteens60
      @minus3dbintheteens60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said no because he isn't so stupid as to post online that he stayed in a hotel, like it's something he needs congratulations for. TH-cam is the *only* social media where the content isn't just "I'm awesome, look and me and what I have/did, your garbage, FU"

  • @Arthur-Silva
    @Arthur-Silva 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    He’s a robot.

  • @rickyrichard3972
    @rickyrichard3972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    Zuckerberg looks like he's aged 10 years in 2 weeks!

    • @KellerCRD
      @KellerCRD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You saw him 2 weeks ago?

    • @lucacastelli9612
      @lucacastelli9612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never thought about how many hours he would have spent with experts of communication, carisma, and body language? He is "alone" against the whole american congress

    • @RubyJamez
      @RubyJamez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well yea, I get frustrated after 15 min of introducing grandma to Skype, and this men had to explain all internet to a dozen of elders for several days, I am surprised he didn't just flipp that table in despair

    • @thewiz412
      @thewiz412 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prescription pills

    • @TM-pj7yu
      @TM-pj7yu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And awkwardly pale. His posts show a pinkish, boy charm, here he appears stressed and ghastly.

  • @Tazzer1506
    @Tazzer1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Senator: Mark can u turn your phone on
    Mark: yes senator I can do that.
    Senator: Well I think we have found the problem

  • @Wd40RecklessEngineer
    @Wd40RecklessEngineer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:14 "Im too dumb to use the English language correctly, please make your user agreement compatible with my undeveloped mind."

  • @danklord694
    @danklord694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    Senator: *asks a question*
    Zucc: Ughh... *mind.exe has stopped working*
    *Rebooting system*
    No absolutely no
    *mind.exe is rebooting now*
    Senator I'm not aware of that

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dank Lord 69 learn how to use punctuation

    • @DoktorKrok
      @DoktorKrok 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahaha hilarious!!!

    • @michealmcveigh
      @michealmcveigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prashanth Murali that’s bullshit and you know that.

    • @Glitchedx3D
      @Glitchedx3D 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haHAA!

    • @user-dm5wg7xg1r
      @user-dm5wg7xg1r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahaha😄

  • @onee
    @onee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    It's not "awkward". His lawyers just told him to STFU and deny everything.

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      onee Best choice.

  • @doop00
    @doop00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Senator: Yes we collect all data from our users and sell it to the highest bidder, ehm sorry I mean we do not do that, and you can follow up with us later.

  • @rachaeldubose4143
    @rachaeldubose4143 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its giving the 2023 tiktok ceo meeting as well.

  • @colemanchristy2770
    @colemanchristy2770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    1:52 zuc.exe has stopped working.

    • @themadlad8483
      @themadlad8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn't have a smart remark for that one

    • @kilala3815
      @kilala3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You can hear him glitching

    • @crazyphoenix5977
      @crazyphoenix5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The question is too awkward to ans

  • @msavic88
    @msavic88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    'Senator im not aware of that'... looks down real quick.. lol such trustworthy human movements

    • @oyounes5945
      @oyounes5945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thecooked chef Underrated comment

    • @davidazinger5639
      @davidazinger5639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good point

    • @lovelooslivideos
      @lovelooslivideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thecooked chef yep obvious lie.

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thecooked chef Senator, I'm*

    • @lovelooslivideos
      @lovelooslivideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jorge C. M. Oh look here. A spelling Nazi. You must be so smart and above everyone else.

  • @MegaSaodat
    @MegaSaodat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    D: “Would you share the names of the people you messaged?”
    Z: “I choose not to do it publicly”
    D: “ I think that is what this is all about” 👏

  • @tjbektashi2131
    @tjbektashi2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The guy behind zuckerberg looks like hes holding a fart the whole time

  • @Patrick-jj5nh
    @Patrick-jj5nh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Last senator is clueless... "tell us China sucks" ... "senator my wife is chinese american" "oh"

    • @mynameisdrpat
      @mynameisdrpat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      murican spirit is strong with this one

    • @iahz88
      @iahz88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think China currently has more opportunities for entrepreneurs than the US, including the IT industry

    • @iahz88
      @iahz88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He didn't take the bait because it is simply not true that success stories such as Facebook can only occur in the US. There are plenty of high profile IT companies in China and other countries that came out of even more humble backgrounds than Zuckerberg's dorm

    • @nathan121852
      @nathan121852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sith'ari Azithoth first, she is more American than Chinese. Have you heard her speak it?? Jesus fucking Christ it’s poor. Second, the question the senator asked was clearly used to smear China. He’s baiting that the free market, etc etc and the philosophies that coincide with the “American Dream” where a guy from a “Dorm room to global internet behemoth” is better than China. He’s not JUST fisihfin for appraisal of America, he could’ve easily left China out and still made a point. The point was to fish out an attack against China, to see how Zukerburg’s stance on his eye on China.
      Just... stick to reporting to Papa Palpatine

    • @jackklnet2458
      @jackklnet2458 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't find this part omg. Where is it??

  • @manusuryan3013
    @manusuryan3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    That last guy tho.

    • @manusuryan3013
      @manusuryan3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      curb your comment well well well, look who it is.

    • @manusuryan3013
      @manusuryan3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      curb your comment I thought you only watch curb memes😂

    • @emmabila3480
      @emmabila3480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep my senator :(

    • @plasticwrapcharlie
      @plasticwrapcharlie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What about him? He's wrong.

    • @sumlatinkid
      @sumlatinkid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nahhhh i wanna see the curb meme someone link!

  • @joromo
    @joromo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the smartest kid in the room destroys the old wise men.

  • @Sausager
    @Sausager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Senator- "can you tell me someone's texts?"
    Zucc- "probably not in public"
    Senator- *"ok but no"*

  • @MrChuy0394
    @MrChuy0394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    Make it easier for the average American to read.
    Disclaimer: the average American doesn't read. Nevertheless a user agreement they only click Accept.

    • @69xxmiiikexx86
      @69xxmiiikexx86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      they're our elderly, be kind, they think because they dont understand something then no one else will either

    • @alexanderviolinist
      @alexanderviolinist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No matter if they read or not at the end, the lawyer will read. Thats what the terms of use are for, for the lawyer

    • @MrChuy0394
      @MrChuy0394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@alexanderviolinist but he CLEARLY says : the average American not the average Lawyer. I assume he means everyday people like you and me. But I get your point.

    • @gasbaroni
      @gasbaroni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@69xxmiiikexx86 Zoomers are the dumbest generation of them all, they think they know everything because they're lobotomized by social media and the internet.

    • @ducminhduong9873
      @ducminhduong9873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gasbaroni well, they are the youngest of them all too. The generations who are 25-35 will always be the most well-informed and mature.

  • @Chebab-Chebab
    @Chebab-Chebab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    "Your user agreement sucks.'
    'I'm glad you're being objective there, senator.'
    "You have to write it so the average American understands it.''
    'In crayon?'

    • @emmanotsostrong
      @emmanotsostrong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gotta love my senator...

    • @1990imani
      @1990imani 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Horny Aleks Americans*

    • @roybm3124
      @roybm3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Then it must be 5 sentences maximum.

    • @bicyclemanNL
      @bicyclemanNL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WRITE IT IN CAPIITALS ??? Not shouting, just, well, saying/typing

    • @koober_
      @koober_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah that was a dumb thing to suggest. I don't think the problem is that the content of the user agreement is bad or unfair (though it might be), the problem is that people don't read it at all yet continue to use the service and don't expect consequences. If they're gonna use that service, it's on them to be prepared for any collateral, and if they're not, they should just not use it in the first place.

  • @dhruvyeah
    @dhruvyeah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This type of comedy shows should be held everyweek.

  • @iluvmyswamp7948
    @iluvmyswamp7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They dug out the first guy from his grave just for this.

  • @charlesndungu9931
    @charlesndungu9931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    LMAO this is like trying to explain to grandmother who is in a village how a laptop works

    • @feebeedoc78
      @feebeedoc78 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      charles Ndungu
      What an original comment.

    • @smallmoneysalvia
      @smallmoneysalvia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So grandma deserves to lose her right to privacy because she doesn’t understand computers?

    • @daveydavedave
      @daveydavedave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      soupisgdfood it's not about how they work.. it's about giant corporations cashing in our information to advertisers or worse, an enemy.. Maybe it's the young that doesn't get it.

    • @EveelGabe
      @EveelGabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless she publicly shared it

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not about deserving, but grandma doesn't get to complain about losing her right to privacy if she agreed to Terms and Conditions she didn't read and/or understand, or if she shared something publicly.

  • @anthonyroberts6839
    @anthonyroberts6839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    This reminds me when Tony Starks had go in front of Congress about his iron man suit. 😂

    • @juicyfruitjay
      @juicyfruitjay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      anthony roberts take away all of Stark’s charm, bravado, swagger, wit...then yeah I sort of see it...

    • @therealb888
      @therealb888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      omg he's the exact opposite!

    • @WTFMannyxFTW
      @WTFMannyxFTW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      No... if Elon musk was here, it would be like Tony Stark

    • @seirachan1575
      @seirachan1575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @anthonyroberts6839
      @anthonyroberts6839 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trevor Harris 😂 So true!

  • @harshbharti1089
    @harshbharti1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Senator said : " You go back home and rewrite it "
    Me : 😂😂😂😂

  • @tracystar7342
    @tracystar7342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He doesn't want to be sensored but he sensors everyone else

  • @5Siver
    @5Siver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Is it an obligation to say Senator before every sentence there?

    • @Alina-rz5ez
      @Alina-rz5ez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      5Siver I was wondering the same thing

    • @illogicallogic2039
      @illogicallogic2039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      5Siver I was about to comment the same but didnt know how to spell the name senator

    • @Meheecan13
      @Meheecan13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      Its not, that's just zuccs programmig

    • @5Siver
      @5Siver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      it's very painful to the ears though

    • @carminica2846
      @carminica2846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5Siver nope

  • @gready5435
    @gready5435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Zuckerberg definitely brought his forehead game with him

    • @Muselover1992
      @Muselover1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humberto Ferrer Lmao 😂

    • @crosses101
      @crosses101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one u SOB 😁

    • @JamieBaird67
      @JamieBaird67 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humberto Ferrer forhead game was strong for sure. Lol.

  • @rando4036
    @rando4036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Only in America.... AM I RITE>?!>?!>!>£"?">$>"$"£""
    Um, it's the internet dude. There are no borders. If I make a successful social media site, it makes absolutely zero difference on location.

    • @Dragonofshame
      @Dragonofshame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stupid question and as an Alaskan i was a little peeved that my representative would ask something like that... then he at least tried to make a joke out of it. Better than these other clowns, so OK.

  • @djninja2425
    @djninja2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Senator: So when i turn on my computer does it get aroused?
    Mark:....huh?

  • @shaan_1296
    @shaan_1296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    *Senators are high AF*

  • @fluffy_pants_6148
    @fluffy_pants_6148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Senator: "Do you know what Facebook is?"
    Mark: "Senator I have no idea."

  • @christinosim
    @christinosim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Senator: go rewrite ur essay

  • @mocatree
    @mocatree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These politicians were rude and ignorant. He was being respectful and they were speaking down to him as if he were some misbehaving 12 year old.

  • @danielgottschalk8653
    @danielgottschalk8653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Senator im not aware of that."
    *looks down*

    • @Zzucia
      @Zzucia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel Gottschalk - That proves nothing.

    • @sh0cktim3
      @sh0cktim3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Proves his penis is small and he can't lie and look you in the eyes

    • @Am-gm4uy
      @Am-gm4uy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ".... there's a racoon"

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sh0cktim3 or he just looked down

  • @richardlosonczi9482
    @richardlosonczi9482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    To be honest guys, Facebook is an option. and this is the fucking point here. When they ask if he was comfortable sharing where he stayed in a hotel or who he spoke to last week, he was given the option to answer, or not to answer. You are given this option every single time you share anything about yourself on social media. No one fucking forces you to put it out in the open where you are or who your girlfriend is, or where you work. You CHOOSE to do it.

    • @Xxtictoc1216xX
      @Xxtictoc1216xX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Richard Losonczi haha I know people act like Facebook is copying their brains thoughts without their consent. And all the people who say Facebook is selling your name and email to other companies...well they probably are but about every other company has too I bet you didn’t start getting spam in your email just after making a Facebook account. So pretty much in are society today your name and email is everywhere unless your a rat under a rock or something

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is EXACTLY what I thought when he was asked the question about his hotel! The word "comfortable" really stood out to me. 🖒

    • @shabana612
      @shabana612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But does it provide any option to leak our details on sale??

    • @z.deutch1334
      @z.deutch1334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mohammad Alam - no, but data security experts have been warning us FOR YEARS that anything you put online is likely online forever. *People need to accept some level of personal responsibility for what information they put online!* I have friends who complain about the leak, but have their FB accounts on public view, share _everything_ about their lives, doesn't give a rat's ass about checking their privacy preferences and willing to give out their real names, phone number, and DOB for identity theft.
      I have personally told them anything they share means strangers will know - which includes FB data. They know the risks. I also have friends who don't have FB accounts or ones who never reveal anything personal on FB, because they know the risks and would rather not be voluntary over-sharers.

    • @IgorDz
      @IgorDz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr. Damned Equifax sabotaged my financial information, which I did not even agree to be collected in a first place, but news about that fade out within a week. But facebook holiday pictures and my email adress seems to be a bigger deal

  • @tankinator451
    @tankinator451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Kennedy was still out here spitting facts tho
    “Tell your lawyers to write the user agreement in English that the average person can understand” I feel like that should be standard with all companies

    • @monojitchatterjee3185
      @monojitchatterjee3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No. Agreements are legal documents and they have to be technical so that they cover all loopholes.

  • @mistirion4929
    @mistirion4929 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you we're supposed to answer "yes" on this question"
    "Justice" in a nutshell

  • @nvisi0ns
    @nvisi0ns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    1:56 That guy on the far right LMAO

  • @rjmac3001
    @rjmac3001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    All jokes aside I think he's a pretty smart guy that just has a full plate and is stressed the fuck out

    • @Studio2770
      @Studio2770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah plus I don't see this whole thing as FB's fault. Their terms were violated, they didn't violate them.

    • @Studio2770
      @Studio2770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Susan Pereira right wingers should praise that. Survival of the fittest in economics.

    • @Krolted
      @Krolted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Susan Pereira ur complaining about Facebook and privacy but ur still using google and TH-cam?

    • @ggoddkkiller1342
      @ggoddkkiller1342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FB is just a start! Google, TH-cam, Apple etc shortly vast majority of companies are feeding other companies with user data for decades. FB just got targeted thanks to the scandal not becuase it is the only company which does this shit and all you see is just a show for stupid people. At the end FB will get hundreds of million dolars bill and there is a possiblity Zuckerberg will loose his control on his company. Then other companies will instantly update their user agreements according to new data privacy rules and act like they never ever did such a thing...

    • @murraycurry9552
      @murraycurry9552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a lizard

  • @abhaynath5833
    @abhaynath5833 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Senetor : Your user agreement sucks.
    Mark : Don't read it then.

  • @sadboiralf7523
    @sadboiralf7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came here from binge watching bad lip readings and I couldn’t make out if this was real or not 😂😂😂😂

  • @hunter-dx1gg
    @hunter-dx1gg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    *he a robot still in the progress of being built he can only process so much information at one time*

    • @nicd7158
      @nicd7158 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huntcr m8 what would be messed up is if he was really a robot and short circuited right there from over processing lol Everyone would of dropped their jaw and been like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    • @nicholascortez728
      @nicholascortez728 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you are trying to use your shtoyle over my shtoyle

    • @highswagaming
      @highswagaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nic D nut what if just wat if he really is and sum others in the room are robots too bro just think

  • @erzan
    @erzan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "Only in America"
    The absolute arrogance of a comment. As if the USA is the only place in the world home to multi billion companies. You say Apple, I say Samsung.

    • @TM-pj7yu
      @TM-pj7yu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I❤Samsung

    • @riripari2042
      @riripari2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ikr? 😂 I'm american myself, but even I can admit that we have serious competition from other companies and that people hailing from those countries can become just as successful.

    • @turtato2155
      @turtato2155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only in Earth

    • @ayushpriyadarshi1688
      @ayushpriyadarshi1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say google

    • @samajlo4336
      @samajlo4336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@riripari2042 US is the best country in the world.

  • @PokeGamer025
    @PokeGamer025 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:34 “Write it in non-Swahili” cracked me up hard and “Write it in a way the average American can understand” makes Senator Kennedy the only one of these senators I wholeheartedly agree with

  • @amaanmohammad818
    @amaanmohammad818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Senator : Do you know a company named facebook
    Zuckerberg : (after a long pause) NO

  • @LimitlessCXIVI
    @LimitlessCXIVI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That senator at 1:49 got him with those answers. Pretty much sums up how we feel about our privacy.

  • @ashishshukla2229
    @ashishshukla2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Title should be renamed as : "Zuckerberg gets bullied by old people"

  • @jodieleigh21
    @jodieleigh21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i can’t get over how he says senator at the beginning of nearly every sentence. what a guy. love him.

    • @JustH3LL_
      @JustH3LL_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost like a fresh private talking with an NCO

  • @krisisnkaos
    @krisisnkaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Sen. Leahy looks and sounds like he’s about to croak.