I like how the most outwardly loser-ish looking Vindicator is not only the most morally upright, but also one of the most competent. He also actually saved someone, unlike the others.
By respect do you mean treat as one would a regular ordinary human being who has done the moral equivalent of tying their shoes? Do not respect noob noob, pity him.
@@BigBoyJudge It is kinda both. He finally finds someone he likes and might want to be with and then find out she is underage and is both relieved to be getting out of there and is also somewhat annoyed that he got into that situation and the one person he had a genuine connection with was an absolute no go
"Colors and Shapes" At this point, Noob noob realized that he most likely just kidnaped a kindergartener from her underwater school and he spent the whole day acting like a Reddit mod.
@@horushyperion76 We don't know how they look when they grow up. My money is on the "monster" he "saved" her from was just an adult version of her trying to get her back in class.
Can never be too careful when dealing with alien species. Advanced geometry and color theory could be what they teach their young as the species might be incredibly intelligent. Edit to add: Also, mating an alien species you know nothing about could lead to horrific STDS or a chestburster.
I was so sure the vindicators would kill Drizz by accident. So glad she didn't die and we got a comedic ending with NoobNoob doing the responsible thing
@@Evilfish82 well to be fair, you have to have a really High IQ to understand rick's jokes. The irony is really subtle and. without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most jokes would slip over the typical viewer's head yada yada yada
@@alligatoreamericano3520 Not really. Just common sense and basic knowledge is enough to understand Rick's jokes. I hate when people try to say that one needs a high IQ to get the jokes of the show. It's not even that deep, man. Most jokes are understandable by the average viewer.
I wonder if it was intentional that Drizz said "for ages" to imply that he's been throwing rocks at her for the majority of her short life thus far. The ship JUST crashed there and they had him looking for fuel. I also like how they hinted that she didn't feel the same by not making her have romantic eyes the way he did. That's just how kids look at people, plus he did just save her (unless that was her teacher).
@@amgnasu420 there are things we're taught at an early age. Boo boos hurt, bandage makes better. Culturally speaking, it may vary from species to species and some types of injuries may be more common on different planets. There's also some things that are instincts we get from watching others do. On a planet very different from our own, "Go get a bandage from the first aid kit" could have an equivalent of "These plants that grow over there can be blended with your mouth slime to cure things" so a slightly more primitive planet like hers might be more first come first serve when it comes to certain resources for basic tasks. Not only that, but we're simply getting a montage without meaningful dialogue. Who says Drizz was the knowledgeable one? Noob Noob might have given her instructions because he's got a lot of scientific background and just didn't have the physical strength to get up and do it himself in his weakened state.
I sort of figured it was a knock against that thing where the little short adult male character always ends up with a short adult female character. There's a very good chance such a person could be a child.
I'm actually curious if Noob Noob actually caused that girl brain damage by constantly hitting her in the head with rocks. Regardless I glad he bailed. The only pure vindicator.
well she didnt avoid answering she just couldnt answer in a way that Noobnoob could understand. Maybe because she hasnt learned English for numbers yet...
Alien logic: can speak your language perfectly fluent, expressing abstract concepts in explicit detail, in your specific dialect/accent Also aliens: doesn’t know any units of time.
Apparently Drizz's VA also has voiced Lego Princess Leia. Princess Leia also having once had a problematic romantic relationship with someone she didn't know was her brother.
1:04 "I gots a PHD in bracatus biochem. I tried to tell 'em, 'Give me a couple of gallons of protein and RNA. I'll make something to resequence his (Doom-Nomitron) DNA in no time.' But do they listen? No." -Noob Noob
These shows are absolutely insane, in so many ways, first of all how much they can pack into one episode, we just learned in 2 minutes everything we needed to know about noob noob, that kind of character development is insane. Also the concepts of bringing up here, they never really define the concept of age in this episode, what is school, perhaps someone learns shapes and colors later from a certain culture, all these things, so in a way noob noob was right but also in another way we don't even know the context
Seriously. Her first line was “I’m ouch!” Edit: Oh she says “I’m out!” Which? Is less sensible actually She calls _rocks_ hard rounds though. Which at the time was hilarious but in hindsight… yeah a big hint
Lessons Fellas: Find your love and someone who is on the same level as you. Stop aiming too high or too low, but either way it doesnt matter, we will all die in couple of decades.
The steaming dump I just dropped into my toilet bowl that splattered up the sides and caused me to have to scrub it was a better love story than twilight.
No wonder Rick actually respected Noob Noob. The only scientifically minded member that everyone else bullies is perfect projection material.
Smooth guy
Its almost like this would made after the fact lul.
@@jamesparker223 You can still make the connection
@@SASoldier Noob Noob? No one. Everyone else picks on him. I'm sure Rick feels like he's a victim of his own universe in the same way.
He's always a good judge of character.
So not only is Noob Noob a genius like Rick but he's the only Vindicator that wasn't horribly flawed
well he's not a pedo so that's a plus.
And the only one deserving to live. Besides the gator. That dude really is a hero.
Dunno, didn’t he technically abandon a kid at some park….
@@RashaKahn that was only after he found out he was unintentionally grooming and being a creep to be fair….
@@justsomelizardwithatophat.367 I'd abandon the kid too. Where is her supervision? Not my responsibility. Noob Noob away
I like how the most outwardly loser-ish looking Vindicator is not only the most morally upright, but also one of the most competent. He also actually saved someone, unlike the others.
I really think that was her teacher
i think he kidnapped her from school.
@@koala101100
Which means after Noob Noob threw a rick at him, teacher simply went to see who his parents are.
Makes sense.
It feels like home
and the only one with a sense of humor
Respects my man Noob Noob, knew when to leave what he thought was a child.
Turns out she's 400 but they're in school for a very long time.
By respect do you mean treat as one would a regular ordinary human being who has done the moral equivalent of tying their shoes? Do not respect noob noob, pity him.
@@norbertwrinklesberg3325 He isn't human
@@SupaSillyThyme It is a normal and okay thing to have empathy for fictional characters.
@@RobinClaassen Didn't say it wasn't I was merely contradicting the fact he was a human, touch grass
I laughed so hard when he said gotdamn at how he dodged a bullet
More like goddamn I thought I found a person I can date
@@horushyperion76 can? I thought the joke was she underage better nope out of here
I felt that one
@@BigBoyJudge It is kinda both. He finally finds someone he likes and might want to be with and then find out she is underage and is both relieved to be getting out of there and is also somewhat annoyed that he got into that situation and the one person he had a genuine connection with was an absolute no go
I broke down at the “Nuh-Uh, you first.” 🤣
"Colors and Shapes" At this point, Noob noob realized that he most likely just kidnaped a kindergartener from her underwater school and he spent the whole day acting like a Reddit mod.
He did saved her
Slash discord mod
@@horushyperion76 We don't know how they look when they grow up. My money is on the "monster" he "saved" her from was just an adult version of her trying to get her back in class.
Poor guy
@@STDRACO777 That seems probable.
It would be hilarious if she meant advance geometry and color theory but describe it so simply that he panicked 😱 🤣
Can never be too careful when dealing with alien species. Advanced geometry and color theory could be what they teach their young as the species might be incredibly intelligent.
Edit to add: Also, mating an alien species you know nothing about could lead to horrific STDS or a chestburster.
She didn’t say professor, but ‘teacher’. You know not even teens call their teachers a proper name🤣
Yes. I'm pretty sure the idea is different though judging by the girls immature behavior.
She knew enough to cure noob noobs allergic reaction I doubt a kindergarten could do that 🤷♂️
Nahh she asked “how *young* are you” the second time 😭
AHH I had so much fun voicing Drizz in this!!! 💜
How many tries did getting 1:51 take? Or are you a natural?
Actually a really good question! I thought it was just an inserted sound effect.
Nice
man voice acting for rick and morty would be so fun lmao! I would totally love to have that on the resume!
ur amazin
I was so sure the vindicators would kill Drizz by accident. So glad she didn't die and we got a comedic ending with NoobNoob doing the responsible thing
You're right, but the writers can always say it was an underperforming warp drive
@@keplercs true
Thankfully, all he did was play games with her.
Noob Noob seems to actually use his intelligence as his weapon. That must be the reason he's the only one of the team Rick likes)
Actually I think it's just cause Noob Noob reacted to Rick's jokes.
@@Evilfish82 well to be fair, you have to have a really High IQ to understand rick's jokes. The irony is really subtle and. without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most jokes would slip over the typical viewer's head yada yada yada
@@alligatoreamericano3520 Not really. Just common sense and basic knowledge is enough to understand Rick's jokes. I hate when people try to say that one needs a high IQ to get the jokes of the show. It's not even that deep, man. Most jokes are understandable by the average viewer.
@@stygian5309 its copypasta
@@stygian5309 it's a joke about that whole Rick & Morty copypasta meme
I wonder if it was intentional that Drizz said "for ages" to imply that he's been throwing rocks at her for the majority of her short life thus far. The ship JUST crashed there and they had him looking for fuel. I also like how they hinted that she didn't feel the same by not making her have romantic eyes the way he did. That's just how kids look at people, plus he did just save her (unless that was her teacher).
Yeah true.
But how did she know how to cure him?
@@amgnasu420 there are things we're taught at an early age. Boo boos hurt, bandage makes better. Culturally speaking, it may vary from species to species and some types of injuries may be more common on different planets. There's also some things that are instincts we get from watching others do. On a planet very different from our own, "Go get a bandage from the first aid kit" could have an equivalent of "These plants that grow over there can be blended with your mouth slime to cure things" so a slightly more primitive planet like hers might be more first come first serve when it comes to certain resources for basic tasks.
Not only that, but we're simply getting a montage without meaningful dialogue. Who says Drizz was the knowledgeable one? Noob Noob might have given her instructions because he's got a lot of scientific background and just didn't have the physical strength to get up and do it himself in his weakened state.
Not her teacher she reacted with fear the same as noob noob
@@ethanwinters1469 I reacted the same way when I got caught out of class LOL
This is why Rick liked Noob Noob. He knew he was another brilliant mind that wasn't given a chance.
Sequening DNA means just reading it, and "re" means that someone already done it. So it's twice as usless in a fight.
@@ДенисФедоров-ь3у It's still pretty useful actually. Gene manipulation is no joke.
@@jonathanathor117 but it requires, a lot of time, acces to his blood system and as i already mentioned someone already sequenced his DNA.
Its a shame,things were looking up for good ol noop noop,still proud of the man for making the right choice in the event,no wonder rick likes him
Isn't it noob noob?
@@Gundam_JAY im honestly in dout now always thought it was noop noop,im seeing noob noob and noop noop on the comments
@@flclboy7595 it's noob noob. Also it's "doubt" not dout
goddamn
@@flclboy7595 the captions says noob noob
I was gonna comment about the potential age gap, but the writers are always a step ahead
One could say they're streets ahead.
I sort of figured it was a knock against that thing where the little short adult male character always ends up with a short adult female character. There's a very good chance such a person could be a child.
@@garretthenderson5738 the other commenters here seems to be streets behind
You know she an alien ... is okey to date underage alien ... unless is illegal alien ...
Goddamn
Yup. Same size does *NOT* mean same age. Especially not when you leave your home planet.
Yeah. It was a real shame too, they were really able to see eye to eye. (Did anyone else notice that little detail?)
You talking from experience?
@@weegeequeviucoisas9854 Nope. Just heard (and read) too many horror stories to take anything for granted.
@@weegeequeviucoisas9854 *looks around then jumps through window*
AAAHHHH!!!!
That brings into question, wheres Noob Noob from? Is he an alien or a mutant?
I don’t know why this wasn’t a concept they played with before lol. Animals mature differently and so interspecies relationships ought to be cautioned
That also means, when multiple species are involved, age is just a numbers. It's maturity you have to look for
P
Star wars hehe
They tried that with green lantern....it ahh didn’t end very well... dc really wants to pretend it never happened
star trek voyager played with this concept over the span of 4 seasons. one of the main character's species life cycle was only 8 to 9 years long.
This is standalone content. An explanation as to what they were talking about during the Vindicators episode.
what’d they say in the episode ?
@@OpposeGravity101 I wanna know too
@@OpposeGravity101 watch the show
I did, I don’t remember anything about Drizz
@@gbrogo7139 Is there a new episode or something?
1:47 I see Justin took some personal real life inspiration from this scene
Roiland did the exact opposite of this in that girls dm’s😂
😂😂😂😂
Exactly what I was thinking!
So how old was she, when was this and where are these DMs? Because I can't find a thing about this! What did these DMs say?
allegedly
Everyone loves to spread misinformation
Noob noob actually handled that right
@Manhog Sonic 🤓
@Manhog Sonic spoken like a true ally. i would say call the police, but theyd just arrest me for being a bigot 🤡🌍
@Manhog Sonic Bro?
@Manhog Sonic I'm calling the police 🚔
@Manhog Sonic Bruh...
Moral of story:
Don't start falling with someone until you figure out their age
30 seconds in: "oh they're gonna go dark and she'll get eaten or something at the end"
The Actual End: "oh. oh no."
It's sad that I have to consider this more wholesome than some of the potential directions this could have gone.
I'm actually curious if Noob Noob actually caused that girl brain damage by constantly hitting her in the head with rocks. Regardless I glad he bailed. The only pure vindicator.
Allen is pretty good too lol
Anyone gonna point out how badly this aged 😅?
She's actually working on a a phd in the topology of quantum chromodynamics
Now that would be a story to tell.
She is just new to the language 🤣 and her species lives a very long time 🤣
I'd gladly watch "The misadventures of Noob Noob" weekly...
I’m not saying that Noob Noob is the most powerful Vindicator, but he survived Vindicators 3
You always know it's real, when they avoid answering the age question...
well she didnt avoid answering she just couldnt answer in a way that Noobnoob could understand. Maybe because she hasnt learned English for numbers yet...
@@Yipper64She's learning shapes and colors.
@@meoff7602 yeah, and next she'll learn numbers.
@@Yipper64 Yeah, and that's some seriously basic knowledge you learn at an insanely young age.
Who knows, she could of be talking about art college.
Ayo? 🤨📸
If episodes are this short, do we get a full half hour movie?
These r trailers most prob
@@arko5959 I don’t know I feel like these are just short episodes for promotion for season 6
@@HypoToilet no not promotions for season 6
It's the promotion of the rm spinoff show actually called vindicators 2 💀👍
No season 6 this year ig:(
@@arko5959 This IS the spinoff show. Just a few web shorts.
We should get at least 40 minutes seeing as how regular episodes are approximately 20 minutes
Rick could sense a fellow genius and magnet for very bad situations.
This mini episode Vindicator 2 drops are amazing
I love these. I'd watch a whole full length episode of the Vindicators
"They're dead, Soap..".
Her design is very cute, but I guess it was ‘too cute’. Poor Noob-noob, glad he decided to go away, but I hope he finds someone someday.
This was the episode written by Justin
“Huh, hhh...how old are you?” “How OLD ARe you?” “Uhh huh you first” lmfao i loved how he got off and backed up😂
Oh geez, Roiland...
The best member of the team.
Odd how this show is about to have 6 seasons and not one feature length movie yet. 🤔
I see what you did there
Six seasons and a movie !!!
SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE
Well, as long as they have a movie before season 7, then they're still good
bro, it took bobs burgers 10 season and simpsons like 17
This one did not age like fine Wine fs
1:40 now that is the scariest thing in this series spinoff
Wow this aged well
FBI *OPEN UP*
Noob Noob runs away
So does Harmon or whichever of the co creators got accused of the weird stuff
Noob Noob deserves better y’all. He’s a one true Vindicator unlike those dingle berries.
My guy Noob Noob left with a quickness. much respect.
I like how when they look at eachother their eyes meet.
Hope Noob-noob finds someone soon
I’m wondering how Jerry is doing. That’s how badly I want a new season. Jerry.
Who cares? It's Jerry. There is an infinite amount of Jerrys to replace Jerry if anything happens to him.
Based, i love jerry
Those sentence sounds like what a Jerry would say.
I hope he's eating enough
He's in beekeeping
Whenever Rick and Morty looks like its getting wholesome im always suspicious
I thought it was clever that "She'll Be Young" voiced the little girl.
Whoa…that’s a very crazy observation. That can’t be a coincidence could
It lol?
at least Noob Noob is not "she is very mature for her age!" type of guy.
way better than all the Vindicators.
Especially since there's nothing explicitly mature about the character at all
When mature = smart = agrees with me
i haven’t finished watchin these all and I already know this is easily the best ep
Still think so? Noob-Noob is indisputably the best character though.
@@xanon4210 yes I finished it and I still think so
That took an extremely dark turn really fast lmao…
If you wanna get down to it, AT&T owns Rick & Morty. Warner Bros is a subsidiary of AT&Ts WarnerMedia.
Well you learn something new everyday
Not anymore. Discovery now owns Warner Bros and right now they are being purged of the fat.
@@nathank3976 u mean trimming the fat, and firing
Noob-Noob is smart enough to re-sequence a creature's dna, but can't tell if he's talking to a minor?
to be fair he is talking to aliens, brain age might be different on that planet
To be honest it is getting harder and harder to tell who's legal and who's jail bait these days.
That was probably an adult of her species catching her for ditching school or something he threw a rock at.
... Could you tell me she was a minor at first sight?
A mayfly lives only for a day.
This was soo sweet for noob noob BUT THE ENDING
Alien logic: can speak your language perfectly fluent, expressing abstract concepts in explicit detail, in your specific dialect/accent
Also aliens: doesn’t know any units of time.
Apparently Drizz's VA also has voiced Lego Princess Leia. Princess Leia also having once had a problematic romantic relationship with someone she didn't know was her brother.
I love this show sooooo much! Justin Roilands improv voice or random character voice always cracks me up everytime!
No wonder Rick respected noob noob . Guys a genius in his own right. He is to pure for the franchise.
Hey, he didn’t realize it until then, Noob Noob’s a good person
1:04 "I gots a PHD in bracatus biochem. I tried to tell 'em, 'Give me a couple of gallons of protein and RNA. I'll make something to resequence his (Doom-Nomitron) DNA in no time.' But do they listen? No." -Noob Noob
Noob noob, the biochemist, super hero we never knew we needed ♥️
This took a really dark turn, I thought he found love. At least he avoided jail time 🤣
Ironically didn't stop Justin Roiland.
Why didn't the girls sue him?
My man booked it before he crossed any illegal lines.
These shows are absolutely insane, in so many ways, first of all how much they can pack into one episode, we just learned in 2 minutes everything we needed to know about noob noob, that kind of character development is insane. Also the concepts of bringing up here, they never really define the concept of age in this episode, what is school, perhaps someone learns shapes and colors later from a certain culture, all these things, so in a way noob noob was right but also in another way we don't even know the context
Bro almost got cat fished by a cephalopod
"Goddamn" kills me every time😂
she's learning colors and shapes which is why she called the rocks "hard rounds" lol
don't be to proud of Noob Noob, they cut the part where he nailed her.
Ok now I want a Full Noob Noob spinoff
Well this became more relevant in a short time 😂
My Boi wanted no trouble with the law!😂😂
I wish Noob Noob could have been there for his party
Man, this guy can't catch a break.
If only Roiland had been more like Noob Noob
Weird that Noob Noob's got the same taboos we have on earth.
He deserves Rick's respect ✨👌
they did my boy noob noob wrong
Nope nope
When I heard how simply she talked in her first two lines, I immediately went, "Oh, this will end poorly."
Seriously. Her first line was “I’m ouch!”
Edit: Oh she says “I’m out!” Which? Is less sensible actually
She calls _rocks_ hard rounds though. Which at the time was hilarious but in hindsight… yeah a big hint
Lessons Fellas: Find your love and someone who is on the same level as you. Stop aiming too high or too low, but either way it doesnt matter, we will all die in couple of decades.
Still a better love story than twilight
classic
The steaming dump I just dropped into my toilet bowl that splattered up the sides and caused me to have to scrub it was a better love story than twilight.
love? with a child?
my God.
@@vanessaguimaraes01 Did you forget what Jacob Black did in the movies?
@@vanessaguimaraes01 hahaha ratio+cope+facts+touch grass
Am confused....😞
How :|
Solar opposites crossover is needed.
No it is not
No
I mean relatively its all in the same universe.
@@roysmoothfinger N O
@@animalistickid6731 yeah I mean outside of the infinite curve we are a canon universe. Solar opposites is as well.
Playing chase, eating ice cream and swinging at a playground. Lmao how did it take him so long to notice.
This has new meaning 😂😂😂
Noob noob is a great character. Need more of him
Looks like Noob Noob is smarter than Justin. 😂
cry
FOUL LMAOOOO
Wait so does this mean season six isn’t going to be released this year? That’s what ended happening with the shoney’s episode
oh no. season 6 is still coming out this year...........they just wont say at what point this year
Noob Noob is star material ⭐️
I like Noob noob even more now.
2:06 I came here for this
Next episode: Noob noob why don't you take a seat right over there
Was waiting for Chris Hanson to step out from behind a rock
Poor ol' Noob Noob just couldn’t catch a break. Makes me wonder what happened to him after the other Vindicators went bye bye.
I like to think in at least one universe he took over the ship and used it to start a new vindicators unit, one where he's leading the charge!
I’ve watched this video so many times still can’t stop laughing
At least Noob Noob isnt like that one other guy that "never forgets a kid".
Can't believe we're not still addressing that😅
Yo thanks for making these. The world needed more Vindicators 🙂
The casting is spot on 😏