Snape's Diary (2009) 4k Upscaled

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  • @Lilly-dq5wn
    @Lilly-dq5wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    “I asked her to dance, she asked me to die”
    Always a classic line.

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "Would that I could Lily...would that I could." 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @nonspiderweb
      @nonspiderweb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@m.k4447 my mom was awesome!

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I JUST WANTED SNILY TO HAPPEN😭

    • @nonspiderweb
      @nonspiderweb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shototodoroki3573 I mean, then the books wouldn't have happened soo.......

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nonspiderweb lol yeah, but I still ship them as kids and stuff

  • @existentialistatbest7302
    @existentialistatbest7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    “Button, o button, o where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...” The painful beauty of a 2000s classic 😢😂😢

    • @Diriector_Doc
      @Diriector_Doc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to dis.

    • @MMMMatt
      @MMMMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Literally poetry. No joke.

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      edgar allen poe who

    • @gracedoubleu
      @gracedoubleu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What is a _b o s o m_ Harry?

    • @starrysky.
      @starrysky. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, tell him, Harry

  • @LucasMONeill
    @LucasMONeill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    Snape's plea was hilarious to me as a kid, but now it's just plain relatable.

  • @rubyc102
    @rubyc102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    This is an extended cut everyone! The original is only 5:34 minutes long, and the stuff with the coffee, Madam Pomfrey, and Filch is new

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hell yes

    • @annabelmb
      @annabelmb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      i knew i didn't remember that bit, I thought I just had a bad memory-

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even know that :O

    • @ObviousTrollFrom2007
      @ObviousTrollFrom2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This extended version was uploaded by someone else long ago. It's amazing that the guy who upscaled this chose this version!

    • @camcat26
      @camcat26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The original was available on a different website. I forget which one, but I remember watching it over 10 years ago

  • @Swiftie_7jewel
    @Swiftie_7jewel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    “I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.” - Snape
    The most iconic sentence ever said.

  • @skeletalesy
    @skeletalesy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    "I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!" So many good lines.

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “Ooh, you’re good at reading Hermione” always gets me, the way he says it is just 😘👌

    • @shototodoroki3573
      @shototodoroki3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “I asked her to dance, she asked me to die🙂🥲😭”

  • @sageoso
    @sageoso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    “Give me five!”
    “You already took all my money, Harry”
    This is amazing

    • @fabianmontes6816
      @fabianmontes6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gets me every time!! 🤣🤣

    • @Davesytb
      @Davesytb ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fabianmontes6816 after all these years😂

    • @harleyhuther8385
      @harleyhuther8385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he even have any though? ( sorry Ron I know you my brother according to buzzfeed

    • @harleyhuther8385
      @harleyhuther8385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me : I. Know they’ll / you have a same amount of likes wait THEY HAVE 665 IM LIKING THIS

    • @backdraftxiii9640
      @backdraftxiii9640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DavesytbAlways.

  • @Felixia33
    @Felixia33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    We thought Harry inherited his personality from James. Turns out, it was Lily's all along.

  • @mullena98
    @mullena98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Idk why Snape calling Ron “orange one” just takes me out ☠️🤣

    • @vasankeerthana
      @vasankeerthana ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME DUDE

    • @thatbookplace2022
      @thatbookplace2022 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, so true...

    • @sabinanell7144
      @sabinanell7144 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that tho

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Especially considering he has five older brothers Snape also taught and who are all red heads too. Maybe he calls them all orange, maybe Ron just happens to be more orange than them.

    • @Rubysoho907
      @Rubysoho907 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to have a friend with red hair and I called him "Orange One" because both his brothers were blonde.

  • @thepoetess8083
    @thepoetess8083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    They made Ron stand in the corner I died

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought of my mother, I died.

    • @paulamiles9559
      @paulamiles9559 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On punishment.

    • @Rivellya_AVEN
      @Rivellya_AVEN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      shouldn't have brought up the ya vampires...........

  • @gooshoos
    @gooshoos ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Snape is a far more sympathetic character in this series than he ever was in the original Harry Potter

  • @neilcicieregaripoff7656
    @neilcicieregaripoff7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    snape: literally fucking depressed
    harry: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SO FUNNY

  • @meredithwilliams__
    @meredithwilliams__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Today I ate some oatmeal for my breakfast.
    This is such an underrated snape line

    • @magicfuzzyworm
      @magicfuzzyworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So relatable

    • @jackson2531
      @jackson2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried.

    • @C4DD1333
      @C4DD1333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackson2531 I thought it said it I smelled my mothers fart I crid

  • @spikerox4eva
    @spikerox4eva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "I'm hungry!"
    "What else is new, fatty?!"
    Why is this a mood? XD

    • @nevermindgaming6848
      @nevermindgaming6848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This will probably get him cancelled

    • @BSBSDerivative
      @BSBSDerivative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to quote that all time and forgot where it came from

  • @elizarumm
    @elizarumm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    How do i still know this off by heart 12 years later

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      because we've all internalised Snape's diary entries 💀

    • @ObviousTrollFrom2007
      @ObviousTrollFrom2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can listen to Snape's entries like a podcast any day.

    • @ItzhakEthanEskimo
      @ItzhakEthanEskimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you watched it a million times, deservedly

    • @vonnsawicki7308
      @vonnsawicki7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      makes me feel alone

  • @DaThings
    @DaThings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Hell
    And, might I add:
    Yes.

  • @spaghettigirl1133
    @spaghettigirl1133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I QUOTE THIS TOO MUCH FRPM LIKE 9 YEARS AGO BUT... “A rat ate another rat and then that rat died from loneliness”.

  • @Spade_Arrows
    @Spade_Arrows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    3:19
    Harry: we’re reading snape’s diary
    Dumbledore: 1 billon points to Gryffindor!

  • @AmbienceOfRequirement
    @AmbienceOfRequirement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I asked her to dance.
    She asked me to die.

  • @littlepeachesasmr674
    @littlepeachesasmr674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!"- Hermione Granger, 2021
    "Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?"- Ron Weasley, 2021
    "I've got a better idea! How about we read it?"- Harry Potter, 2021
    Ron: I literally just said that, Harry-

    • @LauraOnDuty
      @LauraOnDuty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The original version of the video was uploaded in 2009, but good comment though. :)

  • @gerbywerbs6740
    @gerbywerbs6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I never thought about it but all of their characters are perfectly done and it’s a true gem

  • @ggoddf5889
    @ggoddf5889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    CLASSIC AND MY FAVORITE ONE

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      absolutely lmfao

    • @sopedee
      @sopedee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes yes and yes

    • @patrickramseyart
      @patrickramseyart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's so good, probably my favorite too

  • @Cruelbeasts
    @Cruelbeasts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    “I know a thing or two about books, and that’s a book” I love that

  • @diorprewett4451
    @diorprewett4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I love the line where Ron says:
    R: “What’s a busom?”
    HP: “Err…”
    HG: “Yeah, tell him Harry!”

  • @samanthaweaver5564
    @samanthaweaver5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Button oh button, wherer have thow fled? Did thee tether to long between fabric and thread? Did thee fall off my bussom and scease to exist? How I wish I could follow you into the mist."
    Snape, 2010

    • @ata8757
      @ata8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally fireee

    • @ellenday2155
      @ellenday2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poetic.

  • @SariyahGreenwood
    @SariyahGreenwood ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Takeaways from this video:
    1. We had amazing childhoods
    2. Snape was depressed and wanted to die
    3. Snape missed his parents actually
    4. Dumbledore is insane
    5. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are equally as insane

    • @metareeder9116
      @metareeder9116 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How about you just shut up0

  • @radioheadfan56
    @radioheadfan56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    THE RETURN OF THE KING

  • @dsbmitchell
    @dsbmitchell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My goodness... I'd almost forgotten how genius these skits are.

  • @Mylenapony
    @Mylenapony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    With the return of Potter puppet pals, life begins to have color

  • @sumanthganapathibasavapatn141
    @sumanthganapathibasavapatn141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I asked her to dance, she asked me to die.
    *applause*

  • @claireekimm
    @claireekimm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    'Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?'
    Ron 2020

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ron is sent to the corner.

    • @vicki7662
      @vicki7662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Twilight isn't literature

    • @paulamiles9559
      @paulamiles9559 ปีที่แล้ว

      😎

  • @really-quite-exhausted
    @really-quite-exhausted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I forgot about "You already took my money Harry :D"

  • @confidentcringe
    @confidentcringe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Why is this now kinda relatable- I feel sad 😞

  • @adadaniels6612
    @adadaniels6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I hope you find your button, snape"
    "So do I, orange one, so do I;..."

  • @saso5096
    @saso5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I remember watching this when I didn't know what depression was yet! Haha... Ha

  • @mmmghool
    @mmmghool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    my favourite one. thanks so much. At first I thought the extended scene at 4:05 was something I didn't remember bc I did't know what sangria was as a kid. that was a very funny/touching bit tho, made me feel like this video has grown up with me a bit.

  • @aninsignificantravenclaw1006
    @aninsignificantravenclaw1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ron:“I’m hungry”
    Harry:“What else is new fatty”
    My brother talking to me

  • @disappearinghills
    @disappearinghills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:44 is the best part and no, you can’t change my mind

  • @buddydew101
    @buddydew101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Blessed to experience these videos as a kid ♥️ the kids nowadays will never know.

  • @crazystonecoldcrazyyk
    @crazystonecoldcrazyyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Harry:"Give me five!"
    Ron: "You already took my money, Harry"

  • @faeriefire78
    @faeriefire78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Still my favorite! My brother and I have quoted this to each other for years.

  • @abbyd3073
    @abbyd3073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Didn't know that I needed this today. They always upload at the right time.

  • @patrickramseyart
    @patrickramseyart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I've always loved this one. (The extended scene cracked me up!) What a classic.

  • @Amarianee
    @Amarianee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Binging the upscales, commenting for TH-cam algorithm 😁💜

  • @TokimoSoda
    @TokimoSoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Snape’s plea was hilarious to me as a kid, but now it’s just plain relatable.

  • @justtp5981
    @justtp5981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Glad its been revamped, loved this one!

  • @S.F..
    @S.F.. ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I invaded snapes privacy by reading his diary.”
    “But u don’t have any prunes?”
    “Nope”
    “Ugh I’m very disappointed in u”
    😂😂😂

  • @jadeashmore9893
    @jadeashmore9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's insane how elevated the quality is now

  • @himanbam
    @himanbam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I got dual monitors so I can watch this and the original at the same time.

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The tear from snapes eye at the end really makes it

  • @crazystonecoldcrazyyk
    @crazystonecoldcrazyyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I asked her to dance, she asked me to die"

  • @chockymilkvibes4494
    @chockymilkvibes4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Is it a young adult vampire romance novel" LOL that got me cracking UP! Twilight got 3nd place after this came out. (harry potter being 2nd)

  • @komaldsouza6725
    @komaldsouza6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Heyy, thanks for upscaling and uploading!

  • @sloane1411
    @sloane1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ron "Im hungry" harry "what else is new fatty" geez harry calm down

  • @paulus6809
    @paulus6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Always been my favorite episode😍

  • @CMAC02
    @CMAC02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    AND THEIR BACK! and the day after the battle of Hogwarts too.

  • @TheCanderemy
    @TheCanderemy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is prolly my favorite one from the bunch lmao
    Thanks for reuploading these in high quality

  • @CatherineLu
    @CatherineLu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So much of this is just. Still. So. Iconic. After all this time...

  • @indecision6326
    @indecision6326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know you've grown up when that at which you once laughed now has you holding back tears.

  • @Vikram787
    @Vikram787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Potter Puppet Pals Uploads
    ah yes, the *Return of the King*

  • @davidlatham6259
    @davidlatham6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Kids today won’t even get the “bother” reference

  • @thatbookplace2022
    @thatbookplace2022 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Snape: I asked her to dance, she asked me to die... (saddness)
    Harry: My Mum was AWESOME!!!!

  • @michaelluna619
    @michaelluna619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love seeing these again!

  • @bloopmooop200
    @bloopmooop200 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Snape: tells a traumatizing story
    Harry: "i remember that Ron, give me five!"

  • @jacqueline8090
    @jacqueline8090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have to say I love this so much!! Years ago it was funny bit's funny but now I take like a year off watch it again and it likes me laugh harder and harder every time. I almost couldn't breathe just now.

  • @rexiedisbarro7433
    @rexiedisbarro7433 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Normal people:disappointed that Harry stole Snape’s diary
    Dumbledore:disappointed that Harry doesn’t have any prunes

  • @americandream74
    @americandream74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dumbledore is disappointed that harry doesn't have prunes but he doesn't care that harry is reading Snape's diary

  • @Eebydeeby2112
    @Eebydeeby2112 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “The worst she can say is no.”
    “I asked her to dance. She asked me to die.”

  • @padarrc9279
    @padarrc9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm actually tempted to get a friend and "botha" someone into unconsciousness.

  • @jacobweatherford4696
    @jacobweatherford4696 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love how after ron mentioned twilight they immediately put him in the corner.

  • @TheAnimegirl300
    @TheAnimegirl300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And the memories are coming back- of me my sister and my cousin watching these and just loosing it/dying of laughter, it was the best!
    lol

  • @Ryotaiku
    @Ryotaiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice, it's even the extended version!

  • @MissKilljoy
    @MissKilljoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this series so much, and the HD makes it even more awesome! Wouldn't it be funny if there were new episodes...please...

  • @ellaa4558
    @ellaa4558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This whole video is a violent flashback to middle school and I'm here for it

  • @paulamiles9559
    @paulamiles9559 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " One devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I was envious "

  • @livi__little1716
    @livi__little1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is everything we need right now

  • @tgproductions97
    @tgproductions97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ahh the internet’s weird teen years where it was still lovable. Not whatever the fuck it’s turned into in its adult years. What happened internet? You used to be cool

  • @smashman57
    @smashman57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Is it weird that I can quote every entry without flaw?

  • @user-mc9cb7yl6c
    @user-mc9cb7yl6c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *pause*
    “Ok back to the stinky book”

  • @brooklynnehunter6205
    @brooklynnehunter6205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can’t believe the same person who made these videos is now Lemon demon

  • @jas_bataille
    @jas_bataille ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When I brought her home, one devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy."
    Shakespeare had nothing on the writer Puppet Pals.

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “You’re good at reading Hermione”

  • @Annie-zd3ls
    @Annie-zd3ls 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How is this just soooo goood :) Made my day!

  • @vonnsawicki7308
    @vonnsawicki7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “here’s a pen that i carry with me all the times” believeable

  • @Zarifan563
    @Zarifan563 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “What’s a bosom harry?”
    “Yeah, tell him harry!”
    *”ANOTHER PAGE”*

    • @MrDevilthe3th
      @MrDevilthe3th ปีที่แล้ว

      Today While In The Bathtub

  • @HotDawgLlama
    @HotDawgLlama ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh look, another page."
    'Today while in the bathtub...'
    "EEEEWWWW!!!"

  • @ezrabraman6437
    @ezrabraman6437 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love how much you can *tell* that the guy that made this stuff knows all the lore by heart

  • @ashburnsdeal
    @ashburnsdeal ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Again naked Dumbledore with no explanation.😂

    • @WRCOB
      @WRCOB ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:10 here you are, mr ash.

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ron being referred to as Harry’s orange friend is really funny to me for some reason

  • @MeAnd_MyBestie
    @MeAnd_MyBestie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When we watched the mysterious ticking noise my cousin said this dude is a genius

  • @nataliyaarmstrong3822
    @nataliyaarmstrong3822 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it so good

  • @beancate
    @beancate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    you dont know how much i love these

  • @171QA
    @171QA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Huh, I don’t remember the first part with Hermione and Ron talking before Harry showed up with the diary. Well, any more PPP content is fine by me.

  • @melaniesmith1313
    @melaniesmith1313 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just makes me feel even more sorry for Snape! 😭😭😭

  • @squiddy9009
    @squiddy9009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “is it a young adult vampire romance novel?” (ten seconds later) *ron in the corner” 💀💀

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    well... it's *almost* new content

    • @snubcube
      @snubcube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there is an extra minute of content

  • @jack_bunny27
    @jack_bunny27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude if this was really Snape's life on a daily basis no wonder he's a f****** b**** to everyone. I mean the kids are a little unrealistic but I feel like this is how his life goes

  • @SugoiStuck
    @SugoiStuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    they had early access to alan rickman's diary

  • @fuhjylandtanada4938
    @fuhjylandtanada4938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He punched me in the shoulder too hard and left me alone I thought of my father. I cried.

  • @jessicakaemery
    @jessicakaemery ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *I asked her to dance, she asked me to die*