Ted Cruz Wants to Free Britney, Bill Cosby Wants to Free R. Kelly & NBA Cracking Down on Vaccines
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2021
- Jimmy thinks he might have the answer to COVID, TH-cam is taking action to slow down the vaccine misinformation train, the NBA is planning to put restrictions on those players who aren’t vaxxed, Ted Cruz chimed in on Britney’s conservatorship, Bill Cosby has thoughts on R. Kelly, and a new edition of This Week in Florida.
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That guy who put an alligator in a trash can...can you ask him to do the same thing with Ted Cruz.
brian: Your comment deserves way more likes!
when twitter tards visit youtube its free reign
Dude, that guy with the alligator... Kudos brother!
IKR! When he flipped the lid I was expecting things to go really bad, but it worked.
I would feel much safer knowing that guy was my neighbor. Assuming we were on good terms. haha :-D
And in flip flops!
I love all the Generation Gap games but this one was especially enjoyable. Edna is chill and Pamela is a riot. 😆
Didn’t they say Edna was a genius or something?
Honestly this is the first one I've seen that the older generation won and was able to answer more than a single question. All the other old people they pick before seem to have dementia.
I'm old but I know what BFF means. Edna looks like someone who has multiple BFF's and yet doesn't know the meaning of the last F.
@@PalekJRam Fr, wtf 🤦♀️😂😂 Gen Z ppl use so many terms without even knowing what they mean, lol.
Pamela was way f'n cool...
And so was that Flori-Duh dude with that alligator in the dumpster. Awesome job & big balls.
The alligator clip is the most certifiably Florida thing I've ever seen
Nah, the guy had a shirt on, and he seemed to be more or less sober.
I liked the old guy going into water to rescue his little dog from alligator.
Never got his cigar wet!
That is Florida Man!😂
No, if he'd been a genuine Florida Man, he would have smoked meth with the gator.
You need to find the full clip as it gets better
The 13-year-old girl didn't know what BFF was?? That's crazy.
that's more a millennial thing
More concerned that she didn’t realize she still needed another F word haha (not that f word, sicko)
And yet.. it qualifies as 'news' lol.
Pretty girls aren’t always the brightest
@@yutoob6181 didn’t they say she’s smart or likes math something like that ?
I gotta say that generation gap is quite brilliant. They gave Pamela the heavy oak podium with paper scoreboard and Edna the fiberglass and stainless podium with digital scoreboard LOL
Ohh wow, great observation 👍🏾 I noticed the podiums were different but didn't make much of it 😂😂
@@haitianfella84 same
Good catch.
I do love how you call out these idiots.
The biggest idiot of all gets ignored though. I wonder why...? Oh wait, it's because he's a DEMOCRATIC prez.
@@gadiantonrobber5692 it’s so true litterly the Democrats honestly are way worse then the republicans right now
@@Evan-ni7hb BS. Both the Democrats and the Republicans are the Enemy...
@@davidhollenshead4892 I never said any of them were the enemy but rn I think the Democrats are doing way worse then republican I mean look at joe I can’t believe I voted him, he doing such a horrible job rn
Who would throw away a perfectly good alligator???
Doing research on FB is like doing nuclear research in an outhouse.
@@jeffbaer5851 hhahahhaha
Or studying ethics at Trump university
This thread is gold.
🤣😂
Or searching for a drink of clean water in a septic tank‼️✌🏼💙🤙🏼
@@lauriesmith589 huh
“This Week in Florida” should be a nightly segment. 🤣
But then it would be 'this day in Florida.'
That was some level A alligator wrangling going on right there! I love that whoever's in the background off camera are all just cheering him on! 😏🖖😎👊🐊
@@christinegelabert1651 That man is all that and a bag of chips! Seriously impressed!
Democrats worst nightmare seeing Hispanic republican 😂😂
@@Saiputera Um....we're talking about a man wrangling a 'gator into a bin. Not sure what this has to do with race or politics.
" I don't know if they won or not, I'll have to do my own research." Lol ok
That was funny asf! Kyrie is weird.
How many braincells does one have to lose to lagh like this?
you people are the funniest thing ever, and the fake laugh tracks make it even funnier
Generation Gap is hands-down one of the best games they've ever done, and these two ladies were particularly fun. 😊
At 59, I knew all the older generation question, but only BFF on the other side, though I did know the first one was the girl from "Frozen", but I could not think of her name.
At age 50 I knew all the answers except the two young sisters last name.
I scored the exact same points as Pamela. I'm old. 😆
@@deantodd8103
I'll bet you have kids. My brothers do - I don't. And while their kids are all adults now, they are MUCH more clued in to modern pop culture than I am.
I love the game, however I really don’t get why the prizes are so insanely cheap. In fact, I find it a little annoying, I mean a multi million dollar television show, gives out $32 worth of prizes to two players. I honestly just don’t get it, I mean, even if the winner got a $500 gift card it wouldn’t seem as weird. No hate, just thought I’d throw it out there….
That end expression. "What the heck am I gonna do with a....Drone? Is that what you said this was?" Edna was great.
Pamela got the drone
@@johnnytimestamp8224 Nahhh... I don't know about that. She does have 8 grandkids, so odds are she's going to get on the phone to her own kids and find out who would want this thing the most and that can work it. So probably pass it off to one of the kids so they can give it to them. That way it doesn't look like favoritism from Grandma ya know? That way it'll just look like ohh cool...my parents got me a drone this year for the holidays. Crazy to think about it but October's literally around the corner right now. 🎃
@@christinegelabert1651 I hope so!
@@christinegelabert1651 OR... Pamela is more tech savvy then she lets on 😁
But yeah, she could leave it at her house and it's something the grandkids or greatgrans use when they're over.
Love you Jimmy and Guillermo 🤗💝💝💝
He trapped that gator like a Ghostbuster
Why is Ted in any way, shape, or form in power? He shouldn't be working at McDonald's
It truly is staggering that ANYONE would EVER vote for someone so incredibly ignorant, regardless of political party isn't it? Just another way that the two parties in America are in NO WAY equal, one is the party of conspiracy theories, anti-mask, anti-vax ignorance and the other, well, isn't.
So glad I voted for Ted Cruz
Why? Because stupid people voted for him, and other stupid people didn't vote at all.
Because Texas.
As a Canadian, I'm so glad we got rid of that clown.
Lmao I love how they got her to play a game and she said "I can't see it" 😂😂😂😂
I'm *so* vaccinated I now could get a job at Fox.
Everybody at Fox is vaccinated, they just don't want their viewers to get the shot for some weird reason. Nothing like killing off your audience.
@@johnarnold893 really didn’t know fox was like that
😂😂😂
Lol 😂..........🤨 But why would you want to?🧐. 🤪😁
I'm old. I know the Andrews Sisters' first names, Patty, Maxine, and Laverne.
I guessed the Lemon Sisters. 😄
@@cccccc4532 I love old movies, but I've yet to see the Lemon Sisters.
I love the Andrew Sisters, I'm only 60
@@laurakuhn8743 I'm close behind you.
@@cccccc4532 Oh, no. The Lemon Sisters were on "Lawrence Welk" so many times. First of all, there were 4 Lemon Sisters, and the youngest was a blond cutie pie--she (the youngest) had a nice smile, and was always smiling. ["How Much is That Doggie in the Window?" I still remember when they sang that song]
When someone says that they're "doing their own research," what does that actually look like? "Research" and "google search" are two different things.
Ikr, their own research, I think they mean they read a meme on FB.
“research” seems to be figuring out which sources are credible so they know exactly who to ignore.
I have never, eeeeevvveerrrr seen or heard someone saying "I am doing.." or "I will go and do.."
It is ALWAYS "I did my research!"
(and then a complete lack of any reference to what 'research' they did or found)
Add cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, et voila - a conspiracy Q-cultist is born.
Just like how they should have googled "Pamela Chais" before having her on the show right?
Seems like when people say they'll do their own research really means they'll look for sources that agree with their bias.
That man that caught the gator in a recycling bin deserves a goddamn medal 👀👀😈
Pamela seems like the coolest grandmother. She had me laughing.
Pamela’s late husband Stanley directly aided Bernie Madoff in defrauding investors of billions of dollars, while reaping an estimated $1 billion for himself. Pamela and her family were forced to pay back $277 million in restitution to the victim’s fund. So for more than half her 91 years, she lived in the lap of luxury, courtesy of the biggest financial swindle in American history. Very cool grandma.
@@ElBrooklyn1 Well that's incredibly disappointing. I had no idea! How did you find that information? I thought she was just a random person they pulled off the street. Do you have a source? I'm not questioning you but I'm curious now.
@@jacksonislegend Search for news stories about Stanley Chais. Or search her name, Pamela Chais. I’m sure the Kimmel people had no idea, either. It’s just a weird, icky coincidence.
@@ElBrooklyn1 That is very disappointing to hear. However, I don’t hold people responsible for the actions of others. Unless she was aware of the scheme and/or participated in defrauding investors of their money she is not to blame.
No prehistoric reptiles were harmed in the making of The Jimmy Kimmel Show.
(Except for Mitch McConnell.)
@@RichWoods23 what good is Mitch Mconnel? What good is President Biden? Does it even matter anymore? Do you even care? Lol
Is it just me, or is Ted Cruz one scary-looking dude?
The best way I can describe him, is he just looks wrong. Just wrong.
@@nanashi1173 That too.
It’s just you
Hard to believe what R Kelly was able to get away with for so long
The Taliban are nicer to women that him.
@@branjosnow6244 😂
Were those women locked in house? They couldn't run?
Wait aren't he and Harvey Weinstein are democrats supporter 😂😂😂
Jimmy Saville must have given him lessons.
Those two would make excellent sitcom characters.! Quick, somebody sign them up.!!
This week in Florida: Their very own crocodile dundie!!!
You’re the best Jimmy. Great monologue tonight. Generation gap had me smiling ear to ear. What great contestants.
Omg yes Jimmy so smart, get ur vaccine or shot and comply. Lol MAGA
Be warned generations Y and Z: your successor is growing up and it already thinks 'BFF' is too old fashioned.
R. Kelly is right where he needs to be. Dave Chappelle knew this about 15 years ago.
🎵 I wanna piss on you, drip drip drip, 🎵 Dave is hilarious 😂
All the guys in prison waiting for him to arrive like "ITS THE FREAKIN WEEKEND BABY IMMA BOUT TO HAVE ME SOME FUN"
Aaron McGruder from The Boondocks too. "What the hell is wrong with you people? Every famous n---a that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela!!"
@@verdatum “AND STOP DANCING ON THE TABLE AND ACT LIKE YALL HAVE SOME SENSE! DAMN!” 😂
Dave Chappelle knew exactly the same as the rest of us
Kimmel deserves more likes
I LOVE Pamela. And love that she’s in her 90s. And so witty.
Though I knew more of her questions . answers than the 13 year old’s questions/ answers.
English?
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on air right now. 😇😄👍❤💙
Me too 👍👍👍i love jimmy so handsome man
Definitely the best since Conan's show ended!
@@hanagueen5535 David lettermen better
Love him.
All facts!!! Especially this week in covid history! Best segment ever.
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
THIS WORLD HAS GONE INSANE
Nope; Just USA
All caps is the start
The beginning of The End 🥴
Awwwe, Edna is so sweet. Good Game Pamela!
U know u r old when u know all the answers for the elderly
I am far closer in age to Edna but other than Elsa, the first question, I knew the answers to all of Pamela’s questions and none of the others 😂
I'm pretty much between the two of them (46) and same here.
@@MrMatthiasSchneider even at 46 you are far closer in age to Edna 😂 though I feel more like Pamela is a peer lol
@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 Funny how the two generations never know either of the other ones' answers.
I think a lot of young people get an ASMR effect when engaging with the old folks culture. I sit and watch black and white shows with my grandmother all the time.
@@MrMatthiasSchneider 31. Same.
I’m sure Pamela tried to give Edna the drone after that 😅
7:20 "Why are these animal writers in my office all day?"
"Well get rid of them!"
Lol! Nice save by Jimmy though.
I hope Jimmy gives them better gifts offscreen. Fun little segment.
At least buy them and their families a dinner in a nice restaurant. It’s what Johnny Carson would have done. :)
That was hilarious! Did Jimmy's twenty-something year old writers just got served a taste of their own medicine by finding out 13-year olds have no idea what BFF means? You're too old, grans! 😂😂😂
Tbh, "oh my gawd, you're (now) too old to know what phrases 13 year old say" is not a great burden.
I look forward to these. Thank you!
Love the gator in the pale I hope the gators OK too badly couldn't get Ted cruise in there too
He is, the guy that caught him wheeled him to the lake behind his house and let him go. WFLA is my local news channel here and they had the entire video there if you'd like to check it out.
@@brian5o Thank you Brian. I'm alright my grandmother used to live insane Pete and there was a pond nearby in once in a while you'd see all the bird carcasses and you knew that a gator had been hanging out.
@@marisahokefazi2949 Hi Marisa, wow about the bird carcasses. Luckily I’ve never seen anything like that.
I was really worried about the alligator too when I saw my first article about it. I do think the guy was a little rough when he was catching him but I was very happy to see that he let him go.
I hope you get a chance to come visit your Grandmother in St Pete sometime soon.
Don't you think the gator went through enough!!?? My guess, the gator would have preferred to be a matching bag and shoes than sharing a can with trash like ted.
8:10 what a random combination😂 math and Serena Williams
Edna didn't know BFF because she's a post-millennial. Me being a millennial only got that one right because I was lost the whole game lol
but Gen Xers got them all!
@@bobrooney2801 We even know who Norman Lear was.
@@bobrooney2801 The only one I didn't get was the D'Amelios. I thought they were the Jenners.
At 91, if you are able to see, hear, walk and talk like Pamela does, you're one of the blessed ones living in this world!
Nowadays, even 31 YOs don't have the energy like that old lady does.
she had hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank account from her crook husband (bernie madoff's lieutenant) so 'blessed one' maybe isn't what I'd call her.
For me, “doing my own research” was more about looking at adult material online.
For most it means "watching batshit crazy videos on TH-cam that make batshit crazy claims without a shred of evidence" or "reading articles on Breitbart, etc. that agree with my hateful/ignorant worldview without a shred of evidence".
@SFC, same!
@@ross-carlson Extremely short vids and 'articles' transposed from spray paint and sidewalk chalk.
Always listen to man whos last name means Sickle (Fauci) and cheesy comedian who broadcasts from Masonic temple.
“Adult material”… im guessing like, life insurance? Best IRA account? Right? 😉😉😉
I need more generation gap; that was hilarious to watch!
Fallon needs to make Florida Fridays a thing 🤣
This week in Florida is the best
Loved the Generation Gap questions. This was a fun game.
I knew em all except the sisters.
@@zachary_smith1 Which ones? The Andrews or the D'Amelios?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Andrew’s. Never seen em till then. Or heard of em.
The Andrews Sisters are positively iconic. I'm in my 40s and I can't imagine anyone my age or older not knowing who they were. On the other hand, I've heard of the D'amilio sisters, but I'm used to one of them being blonde so I biffed that one.
night at the museum taught us FDR is Franklin D Roosevelt.
the Domingo/Demimilio/demalio girls was hard even for me. lol
I'm 22 and I knew the Andrew Sisters, but not whoever the modern day ones where. But then again I am a history buff and did major in history, so I did have an advantage. But seriously, if they had a a history student and a "hip" grandparent on, it actually would become a competitive game.
Love to see Jimmy employing many family members ! That’s a great family bond !
Brave Florida man!
Yall gave Pamela a drone? 🤣
Once again, America's lack of focus on social studies education is alive and demonstrated here.
When he said Sudden Death, Pamela must have thought whaaaaaat
I really enjoyed the
Generation Gap Game. 👧🏿 🧓 These two contestants, and Jimmy's cousin really made this game fun 🤣🤣👍👍
Every time we are watching TV and Ted Cruz is shown our pet skunk starts vomiting.
That is hilarious!!!!!!!
acmelka: OMG. I wish I could give you 100 thumbs up. I'm at work at burst out laughing.
PAMALA IS AMAZING!!
Pamela was so great!! 💕
Great show Jimmy!
First, the case has not captured the world. Second, if Ted's for something it's wrong.
Crazy... I'm 44 and I know all the characters in the quiz 😆👌
that's creepy
Always fun to watch 👍
Thank you for playing the silly Edna and Pamala. Cheers from Charlotte, NC
I'm a fan of Pamela
I love Pamela, what a sweetheart ✨
Wow, such a well thought out and produced segment...........
.......................genius
Also finally some good news out of Florida!
I got out of my seat for this one. Didn't think the younger person didn't know what BFF mean, haha
Maybe BFF isn't a thing now? BFF, that's so 2010. 🤷♂️
Last year because we did not get out as much-Covid-was a mild flu season. This year may be bad. I got my flu shot. Get yours.
Absolutely! My first ever flu shot was last year. I used to just skip it, thinking it was for high risk people. But with so many anti-vax nutjobs out there, everyone is high risk now, lol. Seriously, I'm considering asking my doctor for a dengue fever shot. Maybe malaria, too. Pretty much everything she's got back there, give me ALL the shots.
English?
@@scottmoldenhauer8908 No comprende. It was supposed to say, we did not get out as much and flu was nothing. But it is coming back strong. Get a vaccine. Sorry. I have not slept ever. Sarcasm is rarely helpful. Be kind.
Always rooting for the seniors to win. Glad they did this time around 👏
We seniors appreciate your support young man!
Love the new skit "This week in Florida" please keep them coming and love Pamela. I'm in the Best Friends Forever generation I guess!🤔
I’m not, yet I knew it as well.
Even an old guy like me knows what bff stands for.
Awesome game. Thanks.
Whatever youngin’
Can we have Pamela on every episode from now on, pretty please?
This was a fun one! Loved it!
Crocodile Dundee was amazing right there lol
She wrote for some of the very best shows EVER!!
She's 91???
Pamela Chais. One of the few women who was writing for network tv back in the day. When Norman Lear thinks you have talent, you have talent! Check her out on IMDB.
@@MM-vv8mt Her husband is a pretty interesting read too since he was involved in Madoff ponzi scam
@@MM-vv8mt THANK YOU!!! ❤️
Pamela Chais. She’s very charming and she must have been some kind of pioneer among female TV writers in the 1970s. She also wrote comic novels and Hollywood satires. But her husband Stanley channeled billions of investors’ dollars into Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, most of which was lost. He claimed to be a financial expert, so he should have known that supposed 300% returns had to be fraudulent. Pamela and her family cashed out an estimated $1 billion from their Madoff accounts, something most Madoff investors were never able to do. Stanley died from a blood disease before a final reckoning could be made, but he pleaded poverty when it came time to reimburse victims. Of course, at the time he was living in a multimillion-dollar Park Avenue luxury apartment in Manhattan. Ultimately Pamela and her family, despite earlier claims that they couldn’t pay, forked over $277 million to the victims fund. At 91, Pamela got to live at least half her life in the lap of luxury because her husband was an accomplice in one of history’s biggest investment scams. Does that make her appearance on Kimmel seem less funny in retrospect? I think so.
Generation Gap: Plot Twist...Edna's the young one.
That's always been one of my favorite segments.
I'm lmao at the alligator guy. I wonder if Robert Irwin saw it and what he thinks.
Edna's a cutie and Pamela is a sport.
She’s 13 bro bro calm down
@@ryanricks3002 Cutie does not imply something sexual.
now we know what you're thinking
I googled Pamela Chais, and she's if not a terrible person, she's terrible adjacent. I'm shattered because I thought she was so sweet and wanted to learn more about her writing.
@@bobrooney2801 Same here. I liked her during the game, but then Googled her. Wow.
HOW did edna not know what BFF stands for ??
Because BFF is so 2015.
@@MM-vv8mt I think it is even older than that, I vaguely remember it from the 90's. No wonder Edna didn't know it!
Pamela deserves her own fandom
The prizes were perfect!! 😂😂
Oh Teddy, Teddy, Teddy! Such a hero to speak out about Britney. The whole world is already on her side!!!
i love when pamala is asked if she smoked with norman she only laughs. no answer.
No answer, but I think more because she found the notion prosperous than that she actually did it. (Never know though!)
I was feeling old ( i just turned 40 )
but seeing that i have 50 years to be like cool and cheerful Pamela ! Bless Pamela !
That alligator capture had me laughing so hard..... when the lid came down I lost it entirely....
Ted Cruz...."free Britney! wait, she's not pregnant is she?"
The prize for the kids should be US Savings Bonds. And Bit coin shares for the older gens.
My grandparents gave us U.S. Savings Bonds when we were children! That’s a great idea.
@4:12 "I myself, count myself..."
That's genius right there!
I love the two different Podiums!! one is Old Classic and the other msnbc newsroom!!!
Ted makes me vomit upon site but for once the conclusion it drew was ironically empathetic and morally just. Polar opposite of its nature and true motivation .
Every time I see Ted Cruz his bugger eating comes to mind.
He makes me sick😱😵
Ted Cruz should free his family from his basement, and take them out of the house more than once a year to Cancun
These are my favorite comedy videos on the net. The worse things get, the more I appreciate Jimmy Kimmel 🤷♂️😂
Generation Gap was Fantastic! Interview Pamela Immediately please!!!!