weirdest things astronauts have seen

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  • @AtlasAlternate
    @AtlasAlternate ปีที่แล้ว +7897

    Chinese astronaut: "whats that noise!?"
    Alien: "Sir do you have any idea how fast you were going?

    • @AngieDeAguirre
      @AngieDeAguirre ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Under-rated comment. The perfect joke.

    • @AtlasAlternate
      @AtlasAlternate ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@AngieDeAguirre thanks 😊

    • @ughur3026
      @ughur3026 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AngieDeAguirrevideo was posted months ago but this comment is commented 2 weeks ago but really good joke

    • @kateboragay2133
      @kateboragay2133 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also The Alien:Droves spaceship fast as light

    • @puginator1612
      @puginator1612 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Only Mach 21

  • @erenthebirb1220
    @erenthebirb1220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146946

    Chinese astronaut: "What- what's that knocking?!"
    The alien: *"Sir, We've been trying to reach out to you about your car's extended warranty."*

    • @sinankoa824
      @sinankoa824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5379

      tech support

    • @rayansuneer
      @rayansuneer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5998

      About the spaceship's warranty

    • @TheAngryBlobfish
      @TheAngryBlobfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3918

      sir, this is a wendy’s

    • @Crea.mp4
      @Crea.mp4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

      It’s not an alien, it’s the pizza guy trying to get payed

    • @jurok4045
      @jurok4045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      I feel like this is an Alex bale reference

  • @connectionterminated7012
    @connectionterminated7012 ปีที่แล้ว +2918

    Chinese astronaut: “what the.. who’s out the door?”
    Aliens: “Before we blow up your planet, I’d like to mention today’s sponsor, NordVPN”

    • @seorff338
      @seorff338 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Astronaut: "Sorry, I am making TikTok videos right now"

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    • @RartCideCreators
      @RartCideCreators ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I came from chillis spare me!

    • @lolsf
      @lolsf ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This got me dying bro

    • @randomuaena2859
      @randomuaena2859 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

  • @shadowstorm1984
    @shadowstorm1984 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Chinese astronaut: "What's that knocking?"
    Dad: "Why you no doctor"

    • @KhushiGoel-mb5jk
      @KhushiGoel-mb5jk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Underrated comment

    • @SaraAzam-bd6
      @SaraAzam-bd6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Why'd I say that in my head in a typical Chinese accent

    • @G_toilet_real
      @G_toilet_real 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same💀 ​@@SaraAzam-bd6

    • @Hi-ys1ss
      @Hi-ys1ss 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂

    • @Rzk739
      @Rzk739 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @guruttamthakur6329
    @guruttamthakur6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30516

    That glowing green thing was just, Exp coming to him.

    • @kacpercapik7781
      @kacpercapik7781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3312

      Yeah he probably just got an achievement

    • @liamtwm
      @liamtwm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

      dang that alien shot must have been clean

    • @oobihdahboobeeboppah
      @oobihdahboobeeboppah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      E.T.

    • @mincat1412
      @mincat1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      He got the Exp but he went to the enchanting table to use it and was blown up by the creeper

    • @Nova-tl4yc
      @Nova-tl4yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Exp orb mimic

  • @kristoftorbeso8547
    @kristoftorbeso8547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9835

    Chinese astronaut: "Who- who's knocking on the door?"
    The alien: "Hi sir nice car! What do you do for a living??"

  • @nemvallalomanevem7798
    @nemvallalomanevem7798 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    -astronaut experiences something unknown
    -makes contact with it
    -refuses to ellaborate further
    -proceeds to die
    truly a gigachad

  • @HauntedGrief_Yt
    @HauntedGrief_Yt ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Chinese astronaut: "Who- who's knocking on the door?"
    The alien:" Buy our credit card sir"

    • @Pearloryx
      @Pearloryx ปีที่แล้ว

      +99999 social credits

  • @potatoessenpai8106
    @potatoessenpai8106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17054

    Chinese astronaut: "Who's at the door? We are in s p a c e?"
    Aliens: *SIR YOU CANT PARK HERE*

    • @loafofbreadindo878
      @loafofbreadindo878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Chinese astronaut: i missed the part where that's my problem

    • @madmaddox3451
      @madmaddox3451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@loafofbreadindo878 YOU'LL GET RENT MONEY WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOT

    • @nolancoulombe1950
      @nolancoulombe1950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@loafofbreadindo878
      Alien: No you can’t do this to me!!
      *YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!?!*

    • @aoxgam3r274
      @aoxgam3r274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @ethanael_yovan
      @ethanael_yovan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Helo dis is microsoft tech support, yor acound hes bin hecced and yor pc hes a virus"

  • @kingofthemultiverse4148
    @kingofthemultiverse4148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6587

    Two possibilities exist: "either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” - Arthur C. Clarke

    • @givanigeorgia7741
      @givanigeorgia7741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Wtf 😰

    • @jaco502hvarhholm5
      @jaco502hvarhholm5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      It's kinda impossible we are alone, there is over 100million stars in each galaxy, and way over a million galaxies. But that's just my theory

    • @emielvogels397
      @emielvogels397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not terrifying

    • @funnylawre
      @funnylawre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@givanigeorgia7741 we're Defo not alone
      But I also don't think we will ever make contact with other species from outer earth

    • @WheelStart
      @WheelStart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Can I ask you how we are alone int he universe is terrifying? I mean, we pretty much "alone" all this time and nothing terrifying happen

  • @darkaquatus
    @darkaquatus ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Regarding the 'knocking on iron', I'm pretty sure that's caused by the difference in temperature the outer shell goes through every few hours. The materials are especially made to endure these rapid changes, but they still slightly expand and contract, which makes a typical iron 'knocking' sound.

    • @keithstone7881
      @keithstone7881 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Finally. Someone with an actual possible theory & not a brain dead knock knock joke.

    • @_hellostranger_
      @_hellostranger_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But the sound can't travel through the space

    • @sakuraEVEEImint_wcue
      @sakuraEVEEImint_wcue ปีที่แล้ว

      nerd

    • @darkaquatus
      @darkaquatus ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@_hellostranger_ It doesn't. The vibrations travel through the materials and the air inside.

    • @LayronPK
      @LayronPK ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sakuraEVEEImint_wcuegoon

  • @rishitmathur1262
    @rishitmathur1262 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chinese Astronauts: what's that noise?
    Aliens: What colour is your space ship 🚀

  • @corimoon3360
    @corimoon3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3530

    Astronaut: “What’s that knocking?”
    Alien: *“We’ve updated our privacy policy.”*

  • @ykat96
    @ykat96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5088

    *Knock Knock*
    Chinese astronaut: "whose there?"
    Aliens: "Amazon delivery"

    • @Sammy_01
      @Sammy_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Underrated 🤣🤣

    • @elfa2070
      @elfa2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Sammy_01 exactly

    • @raihh5294
      @raihh5294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @avgpiece
      @avgpiece 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If it was FedEx, then the alien would be knocking with the package itself lol

    • @avgpiece
      @avgpiece 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Science Revolution id imagine probs smthn like very sensitive and stabilized accelerometer? Measures the G's and time and calculates the acceleration

  • @NaziSoviet
    @NaziSoviet ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "He heard a knocking sound"
    He was just the camera man trying to get in
    I got another idea
    "He heard a knocking sound"
    "Hello, how are you. I am in the space, please help me😭"

  • @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme
    @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine it's just the engineers playing pranks on the astronauts

  • @bobtehdinosaur
    @bobtehdinosaur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5792

    Chinese Astronaut: "What's that knocking? We're in space!"
    Astronaut Dave: *"Ayo let me back in!"*

    • @overlordbrandon
      @overlordbrandon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Amogus Reference???!!! 😱😱😱 SUS SUS SUS ‼️‼️‼️

    • @yashshetty8967
      @yashshetty8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @brucewayne4036
      @brucewayne4036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Itachi Uchiha SUS SUS SUSSY BAKA 😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨😩😩😩😩🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤬🤬🤬 RED SUSSSSS

    • @Jlvn825
      @Jlvn825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@overlordbrandon I was swiping my card

    • @yoyoallmighty9937
      @yoyoallmighty9937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@overlordbrandon leave.

  • @trexypoo
    @trexypoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8874

    Chinese astronaut: “What’s that knocking sound?”
    Alien: “Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?”

    • @kawaiicookiezuwu5467
      @kawaiicookiezuwu5467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      help me i hacked and the hacker me forced to make three upload video

    • @popslyme4280
      @popslyme4280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

    • @Lynnie_2510
      @Lynnie_2510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chinese Astronaut: who’s there?
      Alien: we’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty!!

    • @interestedobserver587
      @interestedobserver587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Science Revolution Ever heard of the Doppler effect?

    • @williaml4551
      @williaml4551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kawaiicookiezuwu5467 ⁰

  • @LgdFanta
    @LgdFanta ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the space and the backrooms are the most weird things ever 💀

  • @hitanshmishra
    @hitanshmishra ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Chinese astronaut: What's that knocking sound!!
    Astronauts dad: You forgot to pack your lunch for today!

  • @emplays22
    @emplays22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7508

    Pov: *hears knocking on space shuttle*
    Astronaut: wtf was that
    Other astronaut who drifted off into space years ago: dude let me in

    • @clara5213
      @clara5213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      dude : let me innn plsssssssss

    • @senioravocado1864
      @senioravocado1864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I doubt the dude would just knock, he probably would actually be palming that window to let him in

    • @petefile8676
      @petefile8676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Let me in.. LET ME IN

    • @denayanewton3912
      @denayanewton3912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@senioravocado1864 it was a joke-

    • @senioravocado1864
      @senioravocado1864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@denayanewton3912 yeah I know, it seemed like it's be more appropriate if the missing atrunaut to be banging that shit

  • @andrewwood1502
    @andrewwood1502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3779

    The knocking was finally explained. Basically air leaked out of some objects and it somehow makes the sound. Beats me as to how/why, but they even tested it

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Quite possibly metal bending

    • @r3dsunl1ght15
      @r3dsunl1ght15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@t65bx25 toph

    • @sophiakeele6666
      @sophiakeele6666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Yeah I was thinking it was spaceship because it only happened with Chinese astronauts

    • @rachelsewell7026
      @rachelsewell7026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well, yeah. Everything there was made in China.

    • @tonyrun5802
      @tonyrun5802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was space debris

  • @NatoHJ
    @NatoHJ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The alien: ‘You can’t park here!’

  • @depressedwater4659
    @depressedwater4659 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Chinese astronaut: "wha- w-who's that?!?"
    The alien: " Sir I live next door to you and I brought some gifts"
    Edit: I pissed mah pants ✨

    • @JimmyCoolGamerPro
      @JimmyCoolGamerPro ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Sir do you have a cup of salt"

    • @Aviediitin
      @Aviediitin ปีที่แล้ว

      the quran comes before the knocking sounds in space and its mentioned in the quran.

    • @Aviediitin
      @Aviediitin ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats means allah is god

  • @just2botheru
    @just2botheru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5839

    "knock knock"
    "who's there"
    "can i have your wifi password?"

  • @FERAL_ENTITY
    @FERAL_ENTITY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5368

    Bruh nah just the THOUGHT of hearing a knock in space makes me want to curl up and die from terror

    • @whitehairedbadass3475
      @whitehairedbadass3475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Lol I'm not as dramatic as you but that did give me quite a scare. The comment memes help though.
      Edit: quite a few mundane theories aswell

    • @GeeaRCee
      @GeeaRCee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Probably just some floating rocks.

    • @monty5714
      @monty5714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@GeeaRCee but a knock

    • @monty5714
      @monty5714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@whitehairedbadass3475 and that Green thing Aliens!!

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@GeeaRCee yea I unfortunately doubt. Astronauts ain't stup*d. Rocks won't are a distinctive enough sound to impersonate a rock

  • @monikapanwar7160
    @monikapanwar7160 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chinese astronaut: "Wth is that knocking?"
    Maths teacher: "Wtf are you doing here? You are supposed to be in the class! You don't pay attention and didn't do your homework!"

  • @Croxy115
    @Croxy115 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that knocking is probably a design flaw

  • @LucotIC.
    @LucotIC. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6183

    Chinese Astronaut: "Who's knocking on that door?"
    An Alien: "Writings not that easy, but grammerly can help."

    • @CreepySauc
      @CreepySauc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      looks like you need grammarly

    • @pot4to-ch1ps-fries
      @pot4to-ch1ps-fries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Writings not that easy, BUT GRAMMARLY CAN HELP. This sentance is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read! Grammarly undermines the *(I FORGOT THE REST)*

    • @Snakeybloo
      @Snakeybloo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @yashchakravarty513
      @yashchakravarty513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CreepySauc 🤣

    • @melissadehennin341
      @melissadehennin341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @trulyravished
    @trulyravished 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5281

    Title: "Weirdest things astronauts have seen"
    *Me having bad WiFi and the video paused on the word "you"*
    Me:😭👊

    • @gamerjeon2985
      @gamerjeon2985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      WAIT THAT MEANS-

    • @sjwjsaw
      @sjwjsaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @eliasvonbrille
      @eliasvonbrille 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I knew Alien Lizard men exist!

    • @trulyravished
      @trulyravished 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @The Gaming Frog it does have the word! on the first part it says "You won't believe what-"

    • @WhoYouHoo
      @WhoYouHoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @The Gaming Frog They mean the title and the start.

  • @whatshouldIbecalled
    @whatshouldIbecalled ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro looks like Chinese buzz lightyear

  • @NotKendra1245
    @NotKendra1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

    Chinese guy: “who’s knocking?”
    Random Alien: “sir you just hit a pedestrian”

    • @Duolingo95993
      @Duolingo95993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      NAH I THINK THATS DORA IN SPACE

    • @georgek8182
      @georgek8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is this funny?

    • @georgek8182
      @georgek8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nethrorex shit humor

    • @jogimu6579
      @jogimu6579 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Duolingo95993l .m mm..

    • @reality6880
      @reality6880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@georgek8182 shit name

  • @tonibathani1568
    @tonibathani1568 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine the chinese astronaut was alone with no one and someone knocks on the spaceship

    • @TPMSage2
      @TPMSage2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s nothing bad.. right?

    • @IshitaSingh-js4my
      @IshitaSingh-js4my ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TPMSage2 i would die right there 💀

  • @rosieLili07
    @rosieLili07 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chinese astronaut: "What- what's that knocking?!"
    The alien: "One question sir do you pour milk in cereals or cereals in milk"

  • @Sisjnsnmsksjd1
    @Sisjnsnmsksjd1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    Chinese astronaut: “what is that knocking sound..?”
    The alien: sir..your going 60 in a 50.

    • @g.univ4rseg.univ4rse2
      @g.univ4rseg.univ4rse2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg😂

    • @potato1084
      @potato1084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😭

    • @iamthegoat2359
      @iamthegoat2359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like .40000000 in a 50000000 lol our ships move pretty slow compared to other ships 😏

    • @girlziz593
      @girlziz593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂🤣

    • @jimmythe-gent
      @jimmythe-gent 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      These are Blackstronauts

  • @roughwoof
    @roughwoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4886

    *Could you imagine how terrifying that would be? You're laying in a spaceship on the moon with literally no one else and then you hear knocking.. that's one door I'm not opening.*

    • @V4mpDxwn
      @V4mpDxwn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Of course you're not gonna open it you'll die, alien outside or not

    • @songbird7450
      @songbird7450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      No offense, but I don't think chilling in a spaceship parked on the moon is part of NASA's schedule

    • @ottoliuto
      @ottoliuto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Space is like the 2 sentence horror story... "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door ..."

    • @erakaranwal6727
      @erakaranwal6727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ottoliuto probably another human who was left

    • @liammahan4497
      @liammahan4497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't open the door denji

  • @shahnajparveensultana3719
    @shahnajparveensultana3719 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Chinese astronaut:"goes to space"
    Alien: Do want to hear a knock knock joke ?
    Edit : Thanks for the likes and woah that's a lot of likes
    I've never gotten this many like...

    • @saminnoor5541
      @saminnoor5541 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao nice one🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Deapray
      @Deapray ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good one

    • @Xiga1980
      @Xiga1980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀

  • @thesyndicatebruh
    @thesyndicatebruh ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Imagine the astronauts are like "who the hell is outside?" And then all they hear is "open tha noor. open tha noor! OPEN THA NOOR"

    • @srdjanmilinkovic3488
      @srdjanmilinkovic3488 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      cant even go to space in Ohio

    • @thesyndicatebruh
      @thesyndicatebruh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@srdjanmilinkovic3488 insert the spongebob fog horn sound here

  • @Kiaraofthepridelands
    @Kiaraofthepridelands 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4553

    Chinese astronaut: "wtf is that"
    Aliens: "DOWNLOAD NORD VPN"

    • @kiryu1157
      @kiryu1157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol

    • @laxative_goofy
      @laxative_goofy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      GENSHIN IMPACT 2 IS A...

    • @ImOpYT
      @ImOpYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Aliens got sponsored lol

    • @isbpbmugb2ygaglzigv5zxmgcm92
      @isbpbmugb2ygaglzigv5zxmgcm92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@laxative_goofy RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS A FREE MOBILE RPG

    • @cachalotreal
      @cachalotreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Before we continue this abduction, i'd like to thank our sponsor Nord VPN

  • @G0d1iK3
    @G0d1iK3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the chinese astronaut completed a side mission to know exactly what sound he was hearing

  • @abdimalikabdi6991
    @abdimalikabdi6991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Chinese astronaut "who is that?"
    Alien "license and registration please"💀💀

    • @emily3814
      @emily3814 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pizzaflower1509
    @pizzaflower1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    *knock knock*
    Chinese astronaut: "ayyo TF"
    Alien: EY i know you got wifi in there

  • @xendra1743
    @xendra1743 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    come on guys, the cameraman who has been taking pictures from space for us since centuries was just trying to say “hi” to the Chinese astronauts , such a humble guy, he didn't forget his manners to knock before entering

  • @diamondwastaken7924
    @diamondwastaken7924 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chinese Astronauts : We heard a knock
    Alien Police who works in the space : Sir , i have to charge you with a speeding tickets , you were going 300MPH .

  • @awfulknight3344
    @awfulknight3344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    "Who tf is knocking?"
    "LET ME IN! LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!"

    • @_Dipp_
      @_Dipp_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      God pls im gonma wake my neighborhood up bcs of my laughing
      plssssss hand me some tape

    • @4shadow894
      @4shadow894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You start to panic when: *CARRION KNOCKING WITH METALLIC CLAWS*

    • @countrymanrandylewis8463
      @countrymanrandylewis8463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well shit, that explains it

    • @ariffmanns7734
      @ariffmanns7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The palnet like at Ultraman film

    • @nubie9516
      @nubie9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Svabre
    @Svabre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    The hull expands and contracts depending on temperature, contracting when in earths shadow and expanding when under direct sunlight. This can cause it to make knocking or tearing noises, which is basically an everyday thing up there as far as I can tell.

    • @christianbrobst3486
      @christianbrobst3486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      First person I’ve seen to get it right and you only have one like. People are so dumb these days
      Edit:2 now ;)

    • @oobihdahboobeeboppah
      @oobihdahboobeeboppah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Agreed, and inexperienced astronauts might not be familiar with what typically goes on with their craft.

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Look, it's aliens, ok? Fkin aliens, now can we leave it at that?

    • @AJ-vs3yz
      @AJ-vs3yz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@sebione3576 nahh, I believe aliens are there as its impossible for infinity to not have a certain thing but knocking on spaceship? Nahh, aliens aren't in our solar system

    • @n1k32h
      @n1k32h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AJ-vs3yz shut it AJ. It’s aliens ok. Let it go now. And get a real name

  • @haywardjeblomey6505
    @haywardjeblomey6505 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are also cosmic rays that can hit your optic nerve and cause flashes of light and sometimes permanent eye damage.

  • @kaybesky6447
    @kaybesky6447 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chinese Astronaut : "what- what's that knocking?!"
    Alien Tate: "wHat cOloR iS yOuR SpAceGatti ?"

  • @user-mn6zk3de4z
    @user-mn6zk3de4z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    “Knock knock” Chinese astronaut: “who’s knocking”
    Alien: “can I use your bathroom?”

    • @comrade-vladimir
      @comrade-vladimir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Underrated comment

    • @smug_cat1
      @smug_cat1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The doctors toilet is broken

    • @shreshthasinha285
      @shreshthasinha285 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would be eaten alive then!
      Edit: Ik a really insensitive racial joke!

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably just space rocks flying the speed of sound

    • @josefa.9105
      @josefa.9105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I dunno, CAN you?"

  • @jrobdoesgames
    @jrobdoesgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    I dont think we can go a single video without Gabe saying "let me explain." it wouldn't be the same without it.

    • @mergy101dalmatians4
      @mergy101dalmatians4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      On April 1st he should just upload a video about something and just not explain it.

    • @Kastorul_
      @Kastorul_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is so right that it is the 4th Newton's law

    • @ijustwantthosecrunchies9257
      @ijustwantthosecrunchies9257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Kastorul_ No, Newton's 4th law is: The greater the ass, the greater the power.

    • @Kastorul_
      @Kastorul_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ijustwantthosecrunchies9257 LOOOOOOOOOL

    • @kfam9462
      @kfam9462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your pfp

  • @Aryan23489
    @Aryan23489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chinese astronauts: ''Hey who is knocking''?
    Alien: ''Sir you don't have paid space tax yet''

  • @user-lm2pd6qo2k
    @user-lm2pd6qo2k 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Astronaut: What's that knocking?!
    Alien: 'Sir we need your driver's License to make sure you weren't playing around with this thing.'

  • @chidubem826
    @chidubem826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Chinese astronaut: "Who's knocking on my ship?"
    Alien: "《 《|¡¤¤°¤ `》¡¡¿¿《》~₩×=

    • @mnd89815
      @mnd89815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love this comment it's so funny XD

    • @Jpeg.g
      @Jpeg.g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First guy got towed

    • @verysillyman_yes
      @verysillyman_yes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @&@^@&@@^!*•}•■•♤•《 •¿•¿《《》
      translator: IM TALKING TO YOU PEA BRAIN

    • @itsytyt5192
      @itsytyt5192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vv

    • @DeltaGamingOfficialYt
      @DeltaGamingOfficialYt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @TheChuckfuc
    @TheChuckfuc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    My favorite story is when one of the Mercury mission pilots saw dozens of shipwrecks in the golf of Mexico during his reentry and became a treasure hunter.

    • @iPsOfAcT0
      @iPsOfAcT0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Cooper's Treasure - a good Discovery Channel documentary, well worth a watch for sure 👍

    • @nmg6248
      @nmg6248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s really fun!

    • @keithfarris3880
      @keithfarris3880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      He used the sensors in the ship to mark a bunch of anomalies. He didn’t know what they were until he overlaid a map and saw all were in the ocean. He dove on 3 before he was sure each was a treasure ship. On his deathbed he left the map to his best friend but it’s all in code and the friend can’t break the code

    • @CardinalX
      @CardinalX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought you were gonna say he became a golfer

    • @MELLOMKE
      @MELLOMKE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@keithfarris3880 I’m invested in this. I wanna know more.

  • @saralayla8563
    @saralayla8563 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alien: “ayo can I hold up on yo crib”

  • @bts._.army543
    @bts._.army543 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Who's knocking?"
    "Sir, can you give some sugar?"

  • @subifcommentisworthy2991
    @subifcommentisworthy2991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4157

    *Knock knock*
    Astronaut: "Ayo, who's there"
    Alien: "Joe"
    Astronaut: "Joe who"
    Alien: "Joe Mama"

    • @puroobsessed
      @puroobsessed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Get out

    • @sammy._.03
      @sammy._.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'm not mad at you for some reason

    • @kish9836
      @kish9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      👽

    • @yocuff130
      @yocuff130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Leave this planet NOW!

    • @kahaizer9006
      @kahaizer9006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cringe

  • @madamnadd
    @madamnadd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4678

    "knock knock"
    Chinese astronaut : what the.. Who?
    The alien : may i see your license and identification sir

    • @FreshScoopedPotatoes
      @FreshScoopedPotatoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Lol
      Alien: you failed to yield to the intergalactic right of way
      Chinese astronaut: It's in autopilot
      Alien: base we got another tesla owner. Step out of the capsule sir

    • @skyreach669
      @skyreach669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "License and identification" nice

    • @avocado5387
      @avocado5387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

    • @skyreach669
      @skyreach669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avocado5387 Jesus isn't real

    • @madamnadd
      @madamnadd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@avocado5387 sorry im not that type of people that confess jesus as lord. Thank you.

  • @seekOriginal
    @seekOriginal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nah the aliens just trying to get a free ride

  • @jayyadav3250
    @jayyadav3250 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chinese astronaut : " Who's there....?
    The alien : ye mai kar leta hun.... Aap dream 11 pe team banao.... 😂

  • @TheRealAssix
    @TheRealAssix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Just imagine how terrifying this must be, when you hear knocking from outside of your space station and you have nowhere to go or hide...

    • @JefeInquisidorGOW
      @JefeInquisidorGOW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Probably thermal expansion/contraction from the extreme temperatures of space

    • @shukrantpatil
      @shukrantpatil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@JefeInquisidorGOW knocking doesn’t sound like that

    • @activatingmecharena7521
      @activatingmecharena7521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me : instantly heart attack from fear 😱😱

    • @hazzardgr712
      @hazzardgr712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JefeInquisidorGOW lmao no

    • @olajong2315
      @olajong2315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Something stuck on the pod was hitting the pod. No one was knocking.

  • @Vick_Reis
    @Vick_Reis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    *Knock knock*
    "Who is there?"
    "Do you have games on your phone?"

    • @ahumanbeing7066
      @ahumanbeing7066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My sister right know

    • @Spifel
      @Spifel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Do you have games on your phone who?"

    • @user-ll8rn3hu3c
      @user-ll8rn3hu3c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Spifel NO.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/w-d-xo.html
      at 0:09..,

    • @Samsoutlet
      @Samsoutlet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Spifel ya I have merge town' home designer' tom and Jerry ' and my Angelea 2 and btw to me and Jerry is a game to get rubox

  • @JuneOXX
    @JuneOXX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think hearing someone knock in space is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @rawr1285
    @rawr1285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    *knock knock*
    Chinese astronaut: “wha- who’s knocking-“
    The alien: *sir, do u accept cookies for this website?*

    • @GL0RY0FTH34NGELS
      @GL0RY0FTH34NGELS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes I got some for you too 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GL0RY0FTH34NGELS Trap
      You will never steal my data xaxa

    • @GL0RY0FTH34NGELS
      @GL0RY0FTH34NGELS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BatuhanDere takes a bit of the cookie:I didn't mean that type of cookies.

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GL0RY0FTH34NGELS nah bro i aint wanting your virtual cookies.

    • @GL0RY0FTH34NGELS
      @GL0RY0FTH34NGELS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samuraiboi2735 ok tales bite of real cookies*

  • @alldoben10playz
    @alldoben10playz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    Chinese Astronaut: "Whats that knocking sounds?"
    *"Son, We gotta talk about your grades..."*

  • @JimmyCoolGamerPro
    @JimmyCoolGamerPro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chinese astronaut: "What's all that knocking?"
    Alien: " I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"

  • @YouHaveAnApeHead
    @YouHaveAnApeHead ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Chinese spacecraft one was probably some of the instruments inside hitting off the wall and creating a noise.

  • @leebrooks7467
    @leebrooks7467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Aliens knocking on shutttle: “ aye bro you gotta pay the toll”

    • @indianthanos52
      @indianthanos52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leebrooks7467
      @leebrooks7467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@indianthanos52 can’t lie I was literally crying while writing it 😂😂

    • @indianthanos52
      @indianthanos52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leebrooks7467 lmao 🤣

    • @tubera6086
      @tubera6086 2 ปีที่แล้ว


      Q86:1 - "By the heavens and the knocking star".
      Q86:2 - "What do you know of the knocking star?" (God is rhetorically asking Prophet Muhammed).
      Q86:3 - "It is the piercing star"
      You may go now to youtube and search for a "knocking star", or what is known by scientists as pulsars, and hear their strange knocking sounds and watch their piercing movements from non-muslim sources.
      Here is one: th-cam.com/video/x5BQV3WX80E/w-d-xo.html
      Here is another one: th-cam.com/video/j_3sHeUNn1k/w-d-xo.html
      Source:reddit

  • @freddymorel9076
    @freddymorel9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Chinese astronauts: knock knock!
    “Do you have five minutes to talk about god”?

    • @freddymorel9076
      @freddymorel9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Emily An “You’ve been going Warp 6 in a Warp 2 zone”

    • @DarthGTB
      @DarthGTB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do you have 5 minutes to talk about our Lord and saviour Cthulhu?

    • @sadiehawkins5908
      @sadiehawkins5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ugh ... MORMONS

    • @tubera6086
      @tubera6086 2 ปีที่แล้ว


      Q86:1 - "By the heavens and the knocking star".
      Q86:2 - "What do you know of the knocking star?" (God is rhetorically asking Prophet Muhammed).
      Q86:3 - "It is the piercing star"
      You may go now to youtube and search for a "knocking star", or what is known by scientists as pulsars, and hear their strange knocking sounds and watch their piercing movements from non-muslim sources.
      Here is one: th-cam.com/video/x5BQV3WX80E/w-d-xo.html
      Here is another one: th-cam.com/video/j_3sHeUNn1k/w-d-xo.html
      Source:reddit

  • @ki5hxn
    @ki5hxn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Astronaut: Omg wh-who who's there?
    Random Alien: Do you have the type c charger thing!

  • @bettyhipisa8416
    @bettyhipisa8416 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chinese astronaut: what -who's knocking
    Alien: do u have any idea how slow u were going still alien explaining the space rules:space we go fast u earthlings are new so I'll let it pass this one time

  • @raghavkhurana5821
    @raghavkhurana5821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there"
    "Not humans"

    • @rhyswilliams8338
      @rhyswilliams8338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Mayakran
      @Mayakran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or even better, the response is “Just a normal human!” when you know for a fact there are no humans outside.

    • @Jenik21216
      @Jenik21216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many years will your family live???
      Ignore = 10 years ❌
      Subscribe = 100 years ✅

    • @abtm2895
      @abtm2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The second information is known to us in Islam even before its discovery, as it was written in the Holy Qur’an. Go to Surat Al-Tariq and verify for yourself. Praise be to God who guided us to the religion of truth.

  • @SacramentSacred
    @SacramentSacred 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2330

    Chinese astronaut: Who's knocking?
    Alien: *Bro u took my last fries*

    • @niccosanchez824
      @niccosanchez824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WTF does that mean 🤔

    • @Anu_boi
      @Anu_boi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohhhh godd

    • @jotarokujo2027
      @jotarokujo2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peak comedy

    • @fredzallen707
      @fredzallen707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      even in earth we know ghost, outside the earth are more dangerous

    • @dhrishithcringe602
      @dhrishithcringe602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *then proceeds to swallow and the astronaut and then spontaneously combust into eye balls*

  • @gubble3202
    @gubble3202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would have gone outside the ship to see what knocked, even if it kills me, dying from an alien is poggers

  • @erixccjc2143
    @erixccjc2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Ok jokes aside. Imagine how scared you'd be after hearing a knock outside of the ship/station, I'd be tripping balls and I'd definenetly not sleep in days

    • @raynatumbeva780
      @raynatumbeva780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That one is easier to explain though. There's no air in space, so the sound came from the surface capsule and spread in the only direction it could - inside. The station's outside is probably from metal hence the metal bucket sound. But what caused it? Probably something small hit them. Like, a small piece from a meteor or something.

    • @erixccjc2143
      @erixccjc2143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raynatumbeva780 yeah, idk about you, but even If I knew exactly what caused it, I'd be scared as fuck

    • @annettebist
      @annettebist ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@raynatumbeva780 70% comments we all know this one seems like we are having a logical conversation.

  • @Itzmrtoaster
    @Itzmrtoaster 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “What is that knocking 😨”
    The alien: “ sir we would just want to remind you that todays sponsor in raid shadow legends!”
    The Chinese astronaut: “ oh god da-“

  • @niyazahmad1570
    @niyazahmad1570 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Astronaut: "who's that? what's that noise?"
    voice: "Your mom! Today is not Sunday... it's 7 'O' clock, you're getting up or I come...(angrily)

  • @fadillah6014
    @fadillah6014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4833

    That knock sound only one reasonable thing can cause, is must be them! The one and only
    Duolingo : You think you can skip your daily lesson?

    • @emuzuofficial
      @emuzuofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Omg thanks for reminding me to do my Duolingo lesson

    • @kentguiller
      @kentguiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@emuzuofficial hey you're 2 hours late for your lesson, would you like to extend your life by watching some ads?

    • @VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE
      @VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@kentguiller *OR RATHER , LOSE IT WHILE TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR LIFE*

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      啊,该死…
      …at least, I hope the translator works here lol.

    • @PhilipBaird115
      @PhilipBaird115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm the 69th like

  • @vixelz446
    @vixelz446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Chinese astronaut: "wh- who's knocking?!"
    The alien: "Sir, we'd like to thank our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends."

  • @Scar1sh6027
    @Scar1sh6027 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alien be like- ''Sir the insurance of this has expired , here's a new one 😊''.🤣

  • @WinterAsked
    @WinterAsked ปีที่แล้ว +2

    flat earther goes to space:
    "Wait, it's all round?"
    *pulls up gun*
    " *always had been* "

  • @MariaHernandez-oz5nc
    @MariaHernandez-oz5nc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The knocking on the ship is probably a sign that day by day space is crushing it slowly

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine being an astronaut, floating in space, and suddenly you spot a group of extraterrestrial aliens playing intergalactic Twister outside your window

  • @allisproduction2716
    @allisproduction2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    "knock knock"
    Chinese astronaut: wtf who's there
    Alien: can i get your life verification?

    • @JinHit_CEO
      @JinHit_CEO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @Emergencydinner
      @Emergencydinner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      life verification*

    • @cristinapirvulescu9912
      @cristinapirvulescu9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanted to make a similar joke ,but where the aliens asked for license and insurance :))

    • @allisproduction2716
      @allisproduction2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never expected this to get 900+ likes

    • @vaishaliassija6084
      @vaishaliassija6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol 😂 why r all comments so interesting

  • @akashmavi2567
    @akashmavi2567 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I love reading comments, there are some really funny comments that makes the day, love all of your sense of humour 😂❤

  • @natureXartificial
    @natureXartificial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *knock knock*
    Chinese astronaut: "who is there?"
    Aliens: "Sir you need to pay a ticket for trespassing on a private property"

  • @wazzap1991
    @wazzap1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    *Chinese astronauts hears knocking*
    Alien: “Sir, do you have time to talk about our Lord and Saviour?”

    • @unknownnnn7959
      @unknownnnn7959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awh hell naw so god made multiple intelligent creatures and even fucked them with the same conclusion as to who made us and what is consciousness we havent made world war 3 yet but damn world war 4 is going to be early

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @jaydenleckpa8381
    @jaydenleckpa8381 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Who's knocking on my door?"
    "Hey sir! I was wondering what the gas mileage on this car is."

  • @sirfredericksonfasbeangerp1673
    @sirfredericksonfasbeangerp1673 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine pulling up the door and seeing Mao standing with a red flag praising you.

  • @antif102
    @antif102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Chinese astronaut: "Who's knocking-?"
    **Dad: "Hey son, before you leave I just wanted to say I'm proud about you being an astronaut..."**

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why add so many effects

    • @aljosaraketic8258
      @aljosaraketic8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you a doctah? Talk to me when youre doctah

    • @QuicksilveR634
      @QuicksilveR634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaypolas4136 it look nice Grammer

    • @guamia
      @guamia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@QuicksilveR634 but your grammar is awful

    • @TheLastServantOfNito
      @TheLastServantOfNito 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guamia r/wooooooooooosh

  • @fizulramos9651
    @fizulramos9651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "Knock knock"
    "Who's there ?"
    " SUPER IDOL DE XIAO RONG !!.. "

  • @abimaeldominguez2761
    @abimaeldominguez2761 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just your average alien asking for a cup of sugar

  • @jeal0us539
    @jeal0us539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Chinese asteonaut: "something is knocking on the spaceship..."
    ET: "DOWNLOAD RAID SHADOW LEGENDS FROM THE PLAY STORE TODAY"

    • @stormcutters
      @stormcutters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "not again"

    • @jeal0us539
      @jeal0us539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stormcutters yes....yes again

    • @stormcutters
      @stormcutters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeal0us539 "quiet mark nobody likes raid shadow legends"

  • @lildoop9546
    @lildoop9546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Chinese astronaut: "who's knocking?"
    Some alien: "state farm is always there, just like a good neighbor"

    • @crabby648
      @crabby648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It's free real estate"

    • @TheSusBus_191
      @TheSusBus_191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ααlιуαн シ thank you

    • @OscarOrtiz66628
      @OscarOrtiz66628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh how'd you put the state farm slogan backwards 😂 its "like a good neighbor, state farm is there"

    • @TheSusBus_191
      @TheSusBus_191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OscarOrtiz66628 like seriously you had one job lol

  • @Chiyocheerful
    @Chiyocheerful ปีที่แล้ว

    The alien just wanted to talk about the spaceships extended warranty

  • @MANGAKA__13
    @MANGAKA__13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Astronaut: hears knocking sounds
    Aliens: sorry sir, you have explored too many planted without paying the rent

  • @kylepuncheswalls8548
    @kylepuncheswalls8548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    The second one is VERY EXPLAINABLE, single change of pressure between shear force of the ships acceleration changing based on gravitational mass.

    • @imakevideos160
      @imakevideos160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I'm not a nerd but that sounds corect

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The comment above you said it was later discovered to be a leak. Which would explain why other astronauts didn't have that problem every time.

    • @citrus2570
      @citrus2570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      or some random rock like thing which was small hit his thing

    • @Skip.8221
      @Skip.8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@citrus2570 If something were to collide with them then it’d punch a hole right through the thing

    • @SullyB.
      @SullyB. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Either that or space debris

  • @ntembekovika3008
    @ntembekovika3008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    This guys literally just crushing my dream of being an astronaut.

    • @thatBigfuu
      @thatBigfuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      How. Weird shit? If u goin to space u better be ready to see E.t

    • @willylonglegs6363
      @willylonglegs6363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dont worry chances are you wont anyway man

    • @scrotiemcboogerballs2133
      @scrotiemcboogerballs2133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Set your mind to it and you can achieve it. Have a plan B just Incase. Good luck!

    • @erakaranwal6727
      @erakaranwal6727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr bro😭

    • @mindblastingfactss
      @mindblastingfactss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should get encouraged by this exciting stuffs.

  • @logan2955
    @logan2955 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The knocking is from the lack of space in the sleeping quarters for vigorous hand movements.

  • @TheLEGOKing10497
    @TheLEGOKing10497 ปีที่แล้ว

    Astronaut looking down on earth: I can see my house from up here