Slicktyler one time the chef fucked up the chicken patties so bad that if you threw it at the ground nothing would happen, they were so Burnt kids played FRISBEE with them
my mom taught me how to make this along with a lot of others prison foods to bond with me as a little kid cause she was in prison the first few years of my life and I always had a passion for cooking.
I found this channel like a week ago....been watching your vids every day at work and at home , absolutely one of my favorite channels now. Your doing it right man 👌🏽
man I tell you what, being locked up, I can honestly say that when I had my first jailhouse break it made me feel better than anything that I could think of. the jail food was shit and I hustled up a little bit of commissary and it was such a comfort that you wouldn't think of being out here on the streets. I wish you all a safe and merry Christmas and pray that no one has to go to jail. it's not a good place to be
I love this man! My cousin Neang just got out of jail as well and I wish him the best and hope he can integrate into society as well as you have. But, he's been in and out for years. That being said, I'm hoping for the best.
i got so unbelievably hungry just watching this vid. ur the g. ramsey of prison gourmet. i woulda gone with chili picante & shrimp ramen & the hot spicy pickle. guess that made me more of a emril. BAAAMMM!!! now im off to raid the cupboards. Merry Christmas !
I'm glad that you were able to bring something positive and entertaining from such a horrible experience... you have a great sense of humor and a great personality. I wish you all the best as you pursue your dreams.
They love mixing all the ingredients into single meals EVERYTHING possible will go in a prison meal. Sweets separated but mushed up. oreo filling, honey buns noodles chocolate gummies chocolate chips, chocolate bars nuts everything.
Yup. Especially compared to school food (expired jello, warm strawberry milk, green turkey, black meat, plastic spork, moldy fruits) on the last day before thanksgiving Yes I know its thanksgiving so fuck off
Lol hell yeah that spread looked pretty bomb, it made me laugh when your ol' lady tried it and had that look of 'wow this is actually really good!" awesome video man!
Being a Criminal Justice major your videos give me a different perspective to the criminal justice system; I enjoy learning through your videos and hope this show will help me in my career as a lawyer. Thank you!!!
Daniel Fawley Merry Christmas bro. yeah i probably should. lol but its a humbling experience honestly. makes me remember all I've been through to get here😌
absolutely love the videos. nice to see someone go from a shitty place, to doing something worth while. you're an inspiration to a lot of people out there. having a party soon with some guys I served with and I think we'll have to give this a go. can't be much worse than an mre
WashingMachineKiller bruh if you get bullied for anything in there you gotta just man up and throw down or move on in with the SO's (sex offenders and cho-mos) in PC unit which means Protective Custody you don't want to be there. Even if you know your going to get your ass beat you have to at least try to get a hit in on them or your going to just get your shit took constantly deserts, fruit cocktails, commissary... They're going to take it but if you man up and end up getting your ass beat most of the time you're going to end up squashing whatever beef you had with them and you might end up being good friends. You can't let yourself get bullied in there. I got my assignment beat by a big ass black dude when I did my time and I didn't want to fight but I wasn't going to tell him that. Anyway we fought in a broom closet with one dude watching for a guard I got my ass beat but I got my shots in and stood up for myself and when it was over he helped me up and said "we good?" and that was it we worked in the kitchen together a lot after that... Just don't go to prison man you don't want to have to live there it's not fun or cool and it's not like what you see on tv
WashingMachineKiller I was just saying in general if you get bullied you handle it.. Doesn't matter who you asked Im saying if he was in gen-pop he didn't get bullied.
Britney Swift what you said is true of many convicts, but not all. Joe especially doesn't fall into your category. He's constantly trying to improve himself. People make mistakes. Your comment makes you sound like a stuck up B!
Welp I hope you have managed to learn how to cook now ! If not there are just literally thousands YT channels about traditionnal dishes from all over the world . but yeah you never gonna learn how to cook watching prison cooking videos :D
watching these cooking videos reminds me when I was a poor punk rock kid with no idea on how to cook so I use to watch EDHC. glad I can now add more less than orthodox recipes to my repertoire (which actually has more conventional methods than not now- a- days) thanks for the content Joe keep up the good work!
Hidden valley Ranch Most convicts work out all the time. You'll be surprised how much you can eat if you are active. Just look up how much Michael Phelps ate in one day while training it will blow your mind.
I died laughing so many times in this video. Your videos brighten my days. I wish there were more positive people like you on this earth Joe. Thank you for creating the content and keeping peoples heads up with APS Happy Holidays!
I'm aware, I wasn't expecting it to be healthy, but I wouldn't imagine someone eating that outside of prison. Those ingredients cause cancer, heart disease, and a number of other medical problems.
All the videos are great Joe! Excited to see what's next for you. I'm thinking a cook book or a memoir from prison. Or hey do you go give public speeches? You could make a killing doing that, you got great social skills and you have that "thing" about ya that draws people into ya. Keep doing you buddy!
Love your vids bro, keep up the good work:) watching your vids makes me think about life... and thank you for making these videos, your one of my favorite youtubers
My fiancee is soo pissed, afyer I saw your feast I thru out the ham and hit walmart. I guess I'll try and make it look like a ham......fuck, I coulda used the ham.
A year seem is a little short. Than again depending on how the murder happen one year could be just the right thing. Some times people do things not because they are bad people. They do it because of various reasons. Like for example if you are suspicious of a loved one cheating on you and you one day walk in on Him/her sleeping with someone else. Someone with easy access to a gun might just shoot first and think after the fact. Yes this person is now a murderer. Should they be put in for life or could one year be it. It all depends. Maby the guy or girl who shoot got home drunk or lit so their judgement was altered in such a way that they end up doing thing they would not do under normal conditions. Prison time is not about revenge. I think that is the problem with America. People are to obsessed with having revenge. People need to learn the faults of their way. Not just sit around in a prison for many years getting involved in gangs and such.
beavis81 And that is why you call him retarded? You need to think about what you write before you do. You do not sound very intelligent when using words like that.
i must say, your videos where you make something are usually my favourites, the food ones especially. i might actually have to try this out just for fun
I'm really impressed by the person you are. You may be an ex-con but you're an amazing human being who I'd love to spend time with and hire if I was an employer. Be proud of yourself, you have a lot to be proud of!
Dude, you're such a good guy and I love your videos. Keep up the great work and if you ever need a graphic designer for anything for your show, I got you bro!
Merry Christmas Everyone! I wanted to bring you an earlier upload today. I hope you like this video! This was my dinner yesterday. lol
Merry Christmas, from Newport News, Virginia.
Merry Christmas
Obi Wan Cannoli i used to live there!!! thats awesome! Merry Christmas!
Merry x mas you are a goog guy
*good
So prison food is very similar to poor-assed college student food.
YAOG similar yes. lol i forgot where i was trying to go with all this.... lol
Except college is prison you pay to attend.
@@maskedhobo not at all.
Nah you got it all wrong. Prison food is better then school food.
🤣🤣🤣
that actually doesn't look half bad, but then again I eat school lunches 5 times a week
Alex Swanson lol
What are you even talking about lmao
Don't know what you guys are talking about the schools I went to had some fire food lol
the school food in texas is bomb
Alex Swanson I guess I'm lucky.
We have 2 shops and a cafe near my school, so we don't have to go to the canteen.
is it just me or are this guys videos really entertaining. Especially the prison stories.
Damn 7 years on a none violent crim is a crim in itself.
Thomas Young it's ridiculous
Thomas Young "crim"
Thomas Young I mean he was a felon with cocaine and a gun driving without a license. He thought he was gonna get 15.
Thomas Young he had an illegal weapon and cocaine and was driving without a license. AN ILLEGAL WEAPON 😐
Crime*
I love your videos. I check every night to see if you uploaded a new video. Keep up the good work.
I almost forgot merry Christmas
FunNGuns Enable Notifications To see when he uploads
SWIFT_KILLER-HD I did thanks and merry Christmas.
FunNGuns Yeah Merry Christmas To you too bro have a good one 😊
SWIFT_KILLER-HD Thank you very much 😊
Looks better than school food
Slicktyler So true
Slicktyler one time the chef fucked up the chicken patties so bad that if you threw it at the ground nothing would happen, they were so Burnt kids played FRISBEE with them
+Pmoney 1243 If we did that we would be in serious trouble.
Slicktyler ya im picky ant this aint look dat bad
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should've made some prison wine to go along with it, merry Christmas to you and your girlfriend
Brock Miller dude the prison wine is BREWING!!! video coming soon!!!😀😀😀😀
Sweet man I can't wait, did you get the letter and potato I sent you yet?
Brock Miller omg YOU sent thd potato! lol yes i did!!! i will be doing a mail video next week!!! i definitely be including that!😂😂
Yeah that was me, maybe you could make some prison potato vodka from it 😂
Brock Miller i figured that was why you sent it. lol thank you!😀
Dude its a prison pizza
Yes, it is really strange that nobody else sais pizza. It is like "The walking dead" where they don't say zombie.
matthew howells prizza
rastawet yes prizza that's what they should called XD
matthew howells YEP!!!
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my mom taught me how to make this along with a lot of others prison foods to bond with me as a little kid cause she was in prison the first few years of my life and I always had a passion for cooking.
No one cares
@@chrismurray3297 Ya see pal, this was 4 years ago if you said that in prison you would lose both of your kidneys for getting beat to hard.
@@chrismurray3297 you would maybe get molested depending on the prison or people.
I want to see an AfterPrisonShow Cooking Special Infomercial. Maybe sell a cookbook of prison recipes.
FlyingOverTr0ut Prodigy gt a Prison cook Book RIP
Merry christmas to you, your girlfriend and the rest of your family and friends. Love your videos man. Keep up the good work!
RcaMan100 thank you bro! Merry Christmas to you and yours as well!😌
there's a gas station near my house that sells pickles in plastic bags
karim lavji it's called a big dill lol
MadeRightCustoms a those are everywhere
An Actual Brick big daddy pickles
That means you've had a prison experience . Now become a rapper
somatic85 you've inspired me to make another rap song about pickles to add to my soundcloud
I found this channel like a week ago....been watching your vids every day at work and at home , absolutely one of my favorite channels now. Your doing it right man 👌🏽
You are a special guy! Funny, outgoing and damn good at talking!! Congrats for what you did with APS, proud part of the family
Any chance of getting a prison life hack series chef joe.
YESS I've been wanting a prison food video
Wafflez Yup hell yeah!!!
Were gonna be at 100k in no time.
Ripped Biscuit "we" lol
Drew C Yeah we the APS family
Drew C smh
Ripped Biscuit yea I'm glad has gonna be able to call this his kon one day
+Kevin Martinez His kon wtf.
man I tell you what, being locked up, I can honestly say that when I had my first jailhouse break it made me feel better than anything that I could think of. the jail food was shit and I hustled up a little bit of commissary and it was such a comfort that you wouldn't think of being out here on the streets. I wish you all a safe and merry Christmas and pray that no one has to go to jail. it's not a good place to be
Your girlfriends reactions are the best. Truly genuine.
You seem like a really cool guy.
he is cool
Skipper nifty this cat is cooler than a bag of salt ice.
can you show us how to make prison weapons for a Christmas special please!!!!!
umm... you mean valentine special.
That Guy no Christmas is tomorrow
Soul_Reaper1303
but valentine is when every one makes shanks... at least that what i was told lol
That Guy oh shit I didn't know that lol that's cool
Soul_Reaper1303 It's Boxing day tomorrow where I live.
Yoooooo our fucking school sells pickles in a bag
Your school is a prison and your parents dont love you
Davey MacLaren I think you're right man!
schools and jails/prisons have somewhat the same food, especially if they're state ran
+Krubbe K lmao it's alright to use elevators and I eat packaged bread all the time, their are many cures to cancer btw.
Krubbe K Well I took economics the next best thing
I love this man! My cousin Neang just got out of jail as well and I wish him the best and hope he can integrate into society as well as you have. But, he's been in and out for years. That being said, I'm hoping for the best.
So happy to see your channel growing, I can see your passion to create quality content for us, you deserve the success! Keep it up man!!!
watching this on the shitter
SNOS Death riders judging by this comment your basically me in a nutshell
SNOS Death riders
You aren't the only one buddy
omg me too dude were poop brothers
cant believe I'm doin the same thing .lol
same
2:00 Your pickle will come in a plastic bag. Good to know if I ever go to prison I have some form of protection
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i got so unbelievably hungry just watching this vid. ur the g. ramsey of prison gourmet. i woulda gone with chili picante & shrimp ramen & the hot spicy pickle. guess that made me more of a emril. BAAAMMM!!! now im off to raid the cupboards. Merry Christmas !
rick pallister ha!!! yes great input.. im going to have a prison cooking show one day. lol Merry Christmas!!!
AfterPrisonShow hi joe I wish there I was there to help you guys out 😂
Keep making videos Joe, the material is not only helpful but inspirational! Thank you!
I'm glad that you were able to bring something positive and entertaining from such a horrible experience... you have a great sense of humor and a great personality. I wish you all the best as you pursue your dreams.
"a thousand islands...pickle juice, mayonnaise, and cheese." well...you're probably not wrong.
That lowkey looks so good tho, minus the mayo
Riley Koziol same but i hate pickles
D3ad Trippin I've always wondered why some people hate pickels?
They love mixing all the ingredients into single meals EVERYTHING possible will go in a prison meal. Sweets separated but mushed up. oreo filling, honey buns noodles chocolate gummies chocolate chips, chocolate bars nuts everything.
I hate mayo and ranch dressing.
Riley Koziol n the pickle n ranch
not gonna lie, that looked pretty appetising
Yeah, but the food looked pretty crappy.
Yup. Especially compared to school food (expired jello, warm strawberry milk, green turkey, black meat, plastic spork, moldy fruits) on the last day before thanksgiving
Yes I know its thanksgiving so fuck off
Lol hell yeah that spread looked pretty bomb, it made me laugh when your ol' lady tried it and had that look of 'wow this is actually really good!" awesome video man!
Being a Criminal Justice major your videos give me a different perspective to the criminal justice system; I enjoy learning through your videos and hope this show will help me in my career as a lawyer. Thank you!!!
Guerrero Ramsey
is it just me or does he make the fear of prison go away
His videos almost make me *want* to go to prison, lmao. Not really though because I need my husband and WiFi, but yeah.
@@MaryTheresa1986Honestly a lot of times prison helps people quit addiction.
@@MaryTheresa1986 including technology addiction which everyone is better off without technology
Your girlfriend is adorable!!!
Imagine if he married her instead
@stank doodle I'm a ex prisoner 😉
I'm so happy to see this man grow, love watching your videos!
im im love with this channel!!! So glad to be apart of something that will grow big in the coming days.
thousand Alcatraz dressing...
Jerry The Canadian hahaha
That looks better then my moms spaghetti. At least yours has thought.
Zed Studios Tell your mom to start making this instead 😂
Skylar McLaughlin, I got you fam
Zed Studios I kinda want to know what the hell she'd say 😂
Knees weak arms are heavy
Freddy Myster I was thinking about that 😂
Merry Christmas Joe. Enjoy your freedom and stop eating that prison food on Christmas. Lol.
Daniel Fawley Merry Christmas bro. yeah i probably should. lol but its a humbling experience honestly. makes me remember all I've been through to get here😌
absolutely love the videos. nice to see someone go from a shitty place, to doing something worth while. you're an inspiration to a lot of people out there. having a party soon with some guys I served with and I think we'll have to give this a go. can't be much worse than an mre
Joe is quite the resourceful dude. I love this channel.
I have a few questions if they arent too personal, why did you get locked up and did you ever get bullied for your speech problems?
WashingMachineKiller bruh if you get bullied for anything in there you gotta just man up and throw down or move on in with the SO's (sex offenders and cho-mos) in PC unit which means Protective Custody you don't want to be there. Even if you know your going to get your ass beat you have to at least try to get a hit in on them or your going to just get your shit took constantly deserts, fruit cocktails, commissary... They're going to take it but if you man up and end up getting your ass beat most of the time you're going to end up squashing whatever beef you had with them and you might end up being good friends. You can't let yourself get bullied in there. I got my assignment beat by a big ass black dude when I did my time and I didn't want to fight but I wasn't going to tell him that. Anyway we fought in a broom closet with one dude watching for a guard I got my ass beat but I got my shots in and stood up for myself and when it was over he helped me up and said "we good?" and that was it we worked in the kitchen together a lot after that... Just don't go to prison man you don't want to have to live there it's not fun or cool and it's not like what you see on tv
ok, thanks for the essay. I just asked if HE got targeted for it.
Ass not assignment fucking autocorrect
Zach Reynolds haha i have had my assignment kicked a few times
WashingMachineKiller I was just saying in general if you get bullied you handle it.. Doesn't matter who you asked Im saying if he was in gen-pop he didn't get bullied.
Does he have a lisp?
yea he has a speach impupupupediment
Yep
i just totally ripped off your comment, i apoligise
No it's a figment of your imagination.
Britney Swift what you said is true of many convicts, but not all. Joe especially doesn't fall into your category. He's constantly trying to improve himself. People make mistakes. Your comment makes you sound like a stuck up B!
Bruh why all his prison food look better than any food i cook...
Welp I hope you have managed to learn how to cook now ! If not there are just literally thousands YT channels about traditionnal dishes from all over the world . but yeah you never gonna learn how to cook watching prison cooking videos :D
Man have you come a long way brotha. keep up the good work and never take a moment for granted out in the free world, PEACE
Dude your music choices are badass, just found your videos recently, and I'm digging them
Do a story time on how you met your girl and her reaction when you told her you was in prizon
hank hill prison*
Elite Soulfly "My name is hank hill, and I sell propane and propane accessories"
hank hill ur an imposter
Darren O Keeffe ill tell you whaaat!
That's a very advance prison shank it almost looks exactly like you just put duct tape over the handle 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂
Am I the only one who thought that the end result looked like an oversized Christmas poptart?
APS is blowing up I really like your content and your hustle been around since u had a couple thousand subs and your growing fast nicr work
thanks for the laughs man i like your style and the way you communicate keep the videos coming
do thanksgiving dinner in prison next
Stoowy next year bro. got way too much on the way already. lol
AfterPrisonShow ok
AfterPrisonShow yeah your probable not going to finish that to
real shit..
looks like a feast for the gods!
S/o being on the outs
Vio hell yeah bro!!!
This is what prison must have been like for Martha Stewart, except the ingredients were better quality.
watching these cooking videos reminds me when I was a poor punk rock kid with no idea on how to cook so I use to watch EDHC. glad I can now add more less than orthodox recipes to my repertoire (which actually has more conventional methods than not now- a- days)
thanks for the content Joe keep up the good work!
Bro for being in prison for 7yrs you make awesome videos bro!! Keep grinding man! Have a safe & happy holidays!!!
Followed instructions - explosive shits.
how much money would that cost in prison... how much would you have paid for it???? and HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Should've been titled...
How I got fat in prison
Hidden valley Ranch Most convicts work out all the time. You'll be surprised how much you can eat if you are active. Just look up how much Michael Phelps ate in one day while training it will blow your mind.
I have no idea how I found this channel but I'm sure as hell glad I did
your channel is growing so fast! best of luck for your channel man!
your girlfriend seems nice and impressed you could prison pickle pizza
its like all fucking salt joe XD
where do you see yourself if you never went to jail
I am guessing a very successful youtuber, and I am glad to subscribe to him, he is a funny guy who is gonna live the high life.
Alexandrewvice i doubt that since his yt carreer is based on his time in prison.
The editing on this is priceless!!
I died laughing so many times in this video. Your videos brighten my days. I wish there were more positive people like you on this earth Joe. Thank you for creating the content and keeping peoples heads up with APS
Happy Holidays!
I'm making this, you can't stop me because as your read this it's most likely in the process
That is so incredibly unhealthy
Leroy Jenkins buuutttt it probably taste pretty good
Leroy Jenkins don't expect it to be healthy
it says "prison" in the title.
I'm aware, I wasn't expecting it to be healthy, but I wouldn't imagine someone eating that outside of prison. Those ingredients cause cancer, heart disease, and a number of other medical problems.
some eat them separately anyway why not mix em up
Hez it's u healthy to do either.
Your girlfriend reminds me of mei from overwatch. And thats not a bad thing, mei is awesome :D
Teme Mei = satan
ThePersonOnXbox i like mei ^_^
Teme Mei is Hot..... what?
Teme congrats, you earned an active sub who will watch your videos
All the videos are great Joe! Excited to see what's next for you. I'm thinking a cook book or a memoir from prison. Or hey do you go give public speeches? You could make a killing doing that, you got great social skills and you have that "thing" about ya that draws people into ya. Keep doing you buddy!
Love your vids bro, keep up the good work:) watching your vids makes me think about life... and thank you for making these videos, your one of my favorite youtubers
My fiancee is soo pissed, afyer I saw your feast I thru out the ham and hit walmart. I guess I'll try and make it look like a ham......fuck, I coulda used the ham.
Steve Manos lol funny as hell bro!!. no need to throw out the ham though... you can chop that up and use it too!!! lol
I knowwwwwwww.....nowwwwwwwwww
i should make a video on how it is in russians / soviet russias prison :)
KrisRaps in soviet russia, food eats you lol
Love Jessica's little yummy noises.
Holly In Bellingham hi holly ! I got your bracelets ! Thank you 😍
Nearly 100k! keep it up man
Joe i respect how much you've changed yourself for the better! Merry Christmas mate! from england =)
You got 7 years prisontime for drug use. That is fucked. Here in Sweden you would only get 6 months.
Swedish Procrastinator America is fucked up murders something don't even get a year in prision
A year seem is a little short. Than again depending on how the murder happen one year could be just the right thing. Some times people do things not because they are bad people. They do it because of various reasons. Like for example if you are suspicious of a loved one cheating on you and you one day walk in on Him/her sleeping with someone else. Someone with easy access to a gun might just shoot first and think after the fact. Yes this person is now a murderer. Should they be put in for life or could one year be it. It all depends. Maby the guy or girl who shoot got home drunk or lit so their judgement was altered in such a way that they end up doing thing they would not do under normal conditions. Prison time is not about revenge. I think that is the problem with America. People are to obsessed with having revenge. People need to learn the faults of their way. Not just sit around in a prison for many years getting involved in gangs and such.
beavis81 Yeah and you seem like a very intelligent individual.
***** What's that supposed to mean? That guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
beavis81 And that is why you call him retarded? You need to think about what you write before you do. You do not sound very intelligent when using words like that.
what if you were cooking with a snitch?
Jack Dyer put in some ratpoison without him knowing and you never have to deal with him again
Pesco XD
Pesco lol
+Jack Dyer Well all you have to do is take a word out of that statement and call it "cooking a snitch"!
these videos are awesome! Road to 1mill!
"You made this with cheeseballs!?" Lol, priceless.
I love this guy's vids. one of my favorite youtubers today.
i must say, your videos where you make something are usually my favourites, the food ones especially. i might actually have to try this out just for fun
Joe, you're talented enough to make this your full time job man, keep up the good work
this vid is the best way to deter people from crime
Your food prep videos are my very favorite. Thanks joe
jesus man, keep doing what your doing because your channel is blowing up
I love you're show man. I was a heroin addict for many years so I was in and out of jail. I can relate to u pretty easily.
This was such a good video as usual. Please do more like this. Merry Christmas !
HaHA!!! I almost spit out my drink when you finished and "Joy to the World' came on. cracked me up!
Love the Show Joe! Keep it Up Man!
Hey man, definitely do more prison food videos. These are great. Happy holidays brother!
I love your channel. I always look forward to your new videos. keep doin it bro. And good luck getting a new moped. Merry Christmas.
i really enjoy the channel thanks and keep it going!!
I'm really impressed by the person you are. You may be an ex-con but you're an amazing human being who I'd love to spend time with and hire if I was an employer. Be proud of yourself, you have a lot to be proud of!
Dude, you're such a good guy and I love your videos. Keep up the great work and if you ever need a graphic designer for anything for your show, I got you bro!