maybe stop going to parties?

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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8366

    CONTENT WARNING: This video references a video that jokes about sexual assault. It's around 12 minutes in and ends at 15 minutes. I intended to put this in the video, but i was in a rush and it got left out. my apologies!

    • @Ella_G_127
      @Ella_G_127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I won’t be mad if you heart my comment

    • @nman431
      @nman431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

      Correction: BROTENT WARNING: This brodeo broferences a brodeo that brokes abrout sexual assault. It's abround 12 bros in and ends at 15 bros.

    • @Ella_G_127
      @Ella_G_127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      nman431 thank you for correcting Jarvis

    • @asafteixeira5941
      @asafteixeira5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Jarvis Johnson is that a community shirt go go the human beings😀

    • @samuelrappaport6162
      @samuelrappaport6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol who would actually get mad at that

  • @dkujo
    @dkujo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8607

    I hate when people wear shirts like "Harvard University" , "Stanford University", "Greendale Community College" these fancy, rich, good, elegant schols.

    • @oscard1925
      @oscard1925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Amen brudder

    • @anttheman2332
      @anttheman2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      #andamovie

    • @josieabraham8342
      @josieabraham8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      POP POP

    • @epicremarc
      @epicremarc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Nah, I find them deanlightful. They should never chang

    • @RockSoulMe
      @RockSoulMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      These replies are streets ahead

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4848

    "It's his 21st"
    Dude, my sister postponed her wedding. My dad skipped his 40th. My aunt had her first child and we didn't visit them. You're not the only one who has to change plans. There's still things you can do to make it special without throwing a huge life threatening party. Grow up.

    • @minikipp8549
      @minikipp8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Yeah like my parents are missing their wedding anniversary and a bunch of my friends are sitting in a field 2 meters apart for their birthdays it’s not that hard

    • @jessica713
      @jessica713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      True a part of my dads family have postponed their wedding

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      My grandma couldnt go to the burial (im not a native speaker and i forgot the word) of her brother because there was a risk of her getting sick 😧

    • @asifanazir9385
      @asifanazir9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Exactly. I have missed funerals and graduation and so much more. These people are so priveliged and selfish. The worst type of people ever.

    • @angrykitteh9589
      @angrykitteh9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You might as well say that to a brick wall than someone as stupid as Jake Paul

  • @riceismyname5491
    @riceismyname5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5651

    I'm 18, have no idea who any of these people are, and hate all of them. Is this what boomers feel like?

    • @Lobotomobillionaire
      @Lobotomobillionaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      I'm 26 and I already feel like this.

    • @prestigeblue
      @prestigeblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      Right? When I graduated last year, I thought our generation would be unique, the ones who'd finally fight against tyrannical corporate rule, promote ethical business practices, dissolve unjust laws, or at the very least stay inside to prevent spread. But here's our 17-21 y/o crowd being just as dumb as the one before it. Guess our generation isn't so unique after all. :/

    • @jeffcgh
      @jeffcgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      I’m 16 and I feel boomerish too

    • @Aerials135
      @Aerials135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @riceismyname that but with more joint pain

    • @Mimi-fo8yo
      @Mimi-fo8yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Bruh same and I’m 14....

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2391

    He couldn’t cancel his 21st birthday?
    - My brother wasn’t able to visit the guy he’s been talking to for months. This guy is his first real relationship, and it’s the first time he’s ever felt this way about someone, and he can’t travel to Reading (which is about 2 hours away from where we live) to visit him.
    - My mother’s 23 year old cousin committed suicide. His family couldn’t have a funeral for him.
    - My sister is pregnant and we might not be able to hold or even see the baby (she’s not due until May, so we’re not sure about that one yet)
    The point is, everyone is making sacrifices in order to keep people safe. *How spoiled and privileged do you have to be to think the rules don’t apply to you?!*

    • @somaika
      @somaika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      *THIS.* tired of the influencers thinking they're better than everyone else

    • @sailor5822
      @sailor5822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I’m so sorry for what happened to you. I went through something similar with ny aunts, uncles, and grandparents have been infected, or dead. We couldn’t even have a funeral for them. Many MANY people have been making sacrifices so the world can get better but some of our progress goes away because tiktoker just wanna break the rules and have fun??????? No. They need to stop their parties JUST FOR NOW, so the pandemic can get better and we can get back to normal, like having big parties. Just because you don’t have parties doesn’t mean you won’t earn money. Having parties spend money. Making content safe in your home will probably save those rich tiktokers so they need to calm down and BE PATIENT! Key word PATIENT!

    • @stephh1149
      @stephh1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      did the baby come yet?

    • @yousifyounan6579
      @yousifyounan6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude, are you OK did you get to visit your family and your sisters baby

    • @rupeshjena9538
      @rupeshjena9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I Hope you and your family are feeling better ❤️

  • @thesubjectofstars
    @thesubjectofstars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    are they lan parties?
    "no, NERD. they're COOL parties."
    oh.
    so they're dnd parties.

    • @Liteweaver301
      @Liteweaver301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LMAO same

    • @Aster-ORIME
      @Aster-ORIME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAOOO

    • @spartanretro
      @spartanretro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I low-key miss playing DnD...

    • @zoe-nh3vf
      @zoe-nh3vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes! Dnd is the best

    • @whatisthis1958
      @whatisthis1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@spartanretro I play online atm, but it's not really the same. We started our new campaign during quarentine and its sad we cant do it irl because my current character is the best I've ever made. Idk if I can top him, he is my peak lmao

  • @Kettie5
    @Kettie5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4058

    “Hi there, I’m Jarvis, and we’re all going to die”
    Such a heartwarming intro

    • @JimmyEsposito
      @JimmyEsposito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Idk if I should like the comment or not

    • @leonswifee
      @leonswifee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes 🥰

    • @billkerman9587
      @billkerman9587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      don't it must be preserved

    • @therealmistermemer
      @therealmistermemer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea, but more in the heart attack way

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jason Quintana
      “No, no, he’s/she’s/they’s got a point.”

  • @katelynisboring
    @katelynisboring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7325

    “It’s his 21st bro!” I turned 21 in July and played animal crossing all day. My villagers threw me a party and then I had food delivered from doordash. I FaceTimed my friends. That was pretty much it. It wasn’t a huge party and it was still a really fun day. For my sister’s birthday we all got face masks and sat on a zoom spa, since that’s her ideal day. There’s so many things you can do that’ll suit a person while being safe and social distancing.

    • @kylenabors3273
      @kylenabors3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      that sounds lovely actually; i just went on a small hike with my sister on mine last month. Happy belated birthday :)

    • @katelynisboring
      @katelynisboring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@kylenabors3273 that sounds so fun as well! I hope your hike was lovely, and thank you. happy belated birthday to you too! :)

    • @selene4926
      @selene4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      what is a zoom spa? do they put virtual cucumbers on the screen?

    • @eiffiedarkness649
      @eiffiedarkness649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I did nothing I just rot in bed

    • @xnesthetic
      @xnesthetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      My 21st bday was in June. My bf and I walked around the shopping district in my town which has a really nice park and and cool shit to look at, even though most of the shops were closed, then walked to the bar district and went to a bar (w/ masks on ofc) with like 3 people there and ordered a few drinks and had tacos. Everyone there was distanced with only a couple people working there. We walked along a lake afterwards then headed to my mom's place to have cake with my fam. It was nice, simple. Like most of my bdays tbh

  • @doodlebrain6594
    @doodlebrain6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    That “it’s his 21st!!!” Comment really upset me because my graduation, prom, and entire last half of my senior year was ruined by COVID and while it was disappointing I stayed in quarantine and made the best of it, but no, you have to throw a giant party because it obviously can’t wait until your next birthday

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same. I had been really annoyed with my classmates who met up with people while the stay at home order was technically still in place but these type of people are the real problem

    • @chio5709
      @chio5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same!! :( i don't understand this kind of people...

    • @isgem3718
      @isgem3718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my god same, class of 2020 hit different

    • @lillieampurra
      @lillieampurra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same here. even now it seems like people aren't taking it seriously

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      God same

  • @cody6685
    @cody6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    The slight pause before Carl said his piece was a brilliant touch.

    • @TheOneGaming0
      @TheOneGaming0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice

    • @Grupsy
      @Grupsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I came straight to the comments when I saw that part

    • @boppity-oscar5054
      @boppity-oscar5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      have a nice week God loves you God bless Jesus died for you Jesus is King there is no love greater than Jesus. spread the Gospel and positivity

    • @cvfd1987
      @cvfd1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@boppity-oscar5054 ik you love good but why do you hate black people

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CV Fd what?

  • @ThatBlondePerson
    @ThatBlondePerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5714

    "It's his 21st!"
    People have had to give up high school graduations, weddings and funerals, he can give up his 21st birthday...

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

      Also 21 just means you can legally drink, that’s all. Are we supposed to believe he hasn’t been drinking since about 15?!

    • @roxxii_nn
      @roxxii_nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      But its his 21st!1!1 (sad emoji, sad emoji, sad emoji, sad emoji)

    • @brennangleason5974
      @brennangleason5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      it's so egotistical for him think that his birthday is so important that he NEEDS to have a huge party no matter the circumstances

    • @asifanazir9385
      @asifanazir9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      THANKYOUUUU ugh i hate these egotistical and selfish pricks. Their literally the worst type of people

    • @sg-qi7np
      @sg-qi7np 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      i turned 21 in june. i drank at home, alone.

  • @KroanC
    @KroanC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1973

    Jake Paul is a horrible role model. His content switched from kids to adults without warning on TH-cam, he had a party with no distancing and masks, he got raided by the FBI before Onision.

    • @charlotterhodes7359
      @charlotterhodes7359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@teehee6372 And yet other youtubers swear once and get demonized all the time

    • @ahmetbey4730
      @ahmetbey4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      if you can even call him a role model

    • @briangarcia7384
      @briangarcia7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @BALD CAT most of his fans watch porno

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BALD CAT report it...

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teehee6372 report him...

  • @chebic5095
    @chebic5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I didn’t even know that. Dixie telling people not to do something a few days after her doing it herself is the most influencer thing ever.

    • @kiratehe1010
      @kiratehe1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Who knew that a few months later she would be going to the Bahamas

  • @carpet-snark6446
    @carpet-snark6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

    I just have a HUNCH, and don’t quote me on this, I can’t be sure, that these parties of 150+ people MIGHT cause a problem. Just maybe. I dunno.

    • @TurtleExplosive
      @TurtleExplosive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@lilyp396 yeah I think so

    • @suckit1335
      @suckit1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Idk bro, I think your just trippin

    • @livingwater25
      @livingwater25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      idk, maybe like any parties at all are bad, maybe i think

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hmmm you sure?

    • @SilvaIluzion
      @SilvaIluzion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah face masks are overrated

  • @Trashhhboaatt
    @Trashhhboaatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    They can do their jobs inside. You can make tiktoks without 250 people.

  • @bekah13
    @bekah13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3833

    “It’s his 21st he couldn’t cancel it”
    Well let me see what was canceled...
    My entire softball league
    In person school
    My cousins 3rd birthday
    My family’s first trip to disney in 7 years
    My cousin, Nate wedding
    My cousin, who tragically died of a brain tumor, had his funeral canceled
    My school play
    My cousins 22 birthday
    My brothers 16 birthday
    My 2nd brothers 13 birthday
    My dads 50 birthday
    My summer job at an animal shelter
    Special ed and IEP services that my brother had in normal school*
    All this crap was canceled, and he couldn’t cancel one thing?
    *This makes me really furious that the school would just stop giving him services without notice, my mom got an email that basically just said, “we are no longer giving your son services for his IEP” shites fucked

    • @Laz3rCat95
      @Laz3rCat95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      That's fucked up that he just stopped getting services, isn't that illegal?

    • @bekah13
      @bekah13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Pete Fredrickson, yeah i don’t know, he is still in a special education class but he is not getting all the services he was getting last year, it’s still fucked

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Yeah I feel it
      Graduation was cancelled
      All of my friends 18th birthdays were cancelled
      My dads 60th birthday was cancelled
      I work with kids and one of their parents FaceTimed me with them crying because they missed me 😭
      And to top it all off
      my gramma had a sudden heart attack and we didn’t get to have a funeral for her.. never even got to see her. But he can’t cancel his birthday party....

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I had to cancel my 18th birthday, that's even more important than a 21st. I became an adult and there was no party with all my friends.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@giggles4895 Oh I'm so sorry about your grandmother. The same thing happened to my uncle, I feel you :(

  • @shr1mpsush1
    @shr1mpsush1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "I'm one of TH-cams riskiest creators!..."
    Maybe you're not longer worth the risk, Jake.

  • @ava_lou
    @ava_lou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    30 kids from my school had a “prom”, no masks, no social distancing, and we start school in a week. school doesnt require testing for anyone, and im praying that they dont cause an outbreak in school. Im 17 and only have one parent who’s 60 with asthma and id like to graduate high school with that one parent being there

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      I really hope you and your family will be okay.

    • @DemonPanther124
      @DemonPanther124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dependant on the bylaws, could they be reported? Good luck. 😞

    • @milkshake2659
      @milkshake2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah that kind of stupidity is why I’m doing online school

    • @fergusfungus9618
      @fergusfungus9618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      do you have an option for online schooling in your area? either way I hope you and your parent stay safe!

    • @AngelPetty100
      @AngelPetty100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Schools really need stop opening up so soon in the middle of the pandemic. I don't know how many days of school you are going to have, but I do know what I would do. I would boycott it and say that unless it's online school or they start taking tests, then I'm not going. Then make parents aware and boycott it together, so the school has no choice but to take the time to test. The school has no right to endanger you or your parent's life. They should also tell students who have went to gatherings to stay home as well. This is my opinion, and I hope you and your parent stay safe and healthy. 😔

  • @beepbeepcasucha
    @beepbeepcasucha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    My aunty's husband had to be sedated because his case of covid was so bad. He was said to be steadily improving then died the following day. You can wait to say hello to your friends. She was never able to say goodbye.

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      That's awful. My condolences to you and your family

    • @emgilligan257
      @emgilligan257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      i’m so sorry for your loss

    • @terrry9709
      @terrry9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      yo that’s terrible dude, condolences to you and your family

    • @reubenna
      @reubenna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm very sorry for your loss 🙏😔

    • @aguywithafairlyrudename9307
      @aguywithafairlyrudename9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm sorry for your loss. My condolences.

  • @bigsplash8064
    @bigsplash8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5861

    I'm happy you did a awkward pause when you were pretending to be a reporter on the scene, it made it seem so realistic.

    • @NoLongerNull
      @NoLongerNull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Ikrrrrr it's what I thought

    • @arithmomania1237
      @arithmomania1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Me👏🏾too👏🏾

    • @endiecutie06
      @endiecutie06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@endgameisbad2733 dude, this comment is from two months ago, chill. People like comments without even really looking at them, and even if they did read it, as long as it’s legible people will like it.

    • @mariija
      @mariija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@endgameisbad2733 is this a joke

    • @mariija
      @mariija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@endgameisbad2733 its just a spelling mistake then---

  • @zachmcnamara4376
    @zachmcnamara4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    "Jeffrey...Jeffrey...Jeffrey, back in the 70s we didn't worry about AIDS, sex was like shaking hands"
    "...yeah, hence AIDS"
    I fucking love Community.

    • @narwalace3823
      @narwalace3823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Back in the day we didn't worry about racism!
      Yeah that's probably why it exists...

  • @fishproductions22
    @fishproductions22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    "I understand that you think not partying will put you're life on *hold* . However if you keep partying you may put others' lives on *stop* ."
    That is gold

  • @DenisRicardo
    @DenisRicardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    There's just a disgusting amount of privilege that is completely lost on these kids. They're mostly white, rich and famous. It doesn't even matter if they get sick with COVID because they can afford to pay for treatment. They can catch it having a fun party while the working class will catch COVID trying to make sure they have a roof over their heads. It's honestly upsetting and I'm glad this is a incredibly small minority. I just hope that they're really not all that influencial.

    • @willharris1836
      @willharris1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Preach

    • @mrenygma181
      @mrenygma181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Hope in one hand and shit in the other, and tell me which one fills up first.
      Too many, FAR too many stupid kids look to these human rejects called "influencers" for their social ques, dos, and don'ts. Look at how many crotch spawns were screaming "It's everyday, bro!"

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dude did you really have to list white on the list of things that makes them privileged?

    • @DenisRicardo
      @DenisRicardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Chris Hansen yes because COVID disproportionately effects people of color, particularly Black communities.

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DenisRicardo you make it sound like it consciously chooses to do so. I still don't get how them being white gives them privilege in this situation unless there's some kind of actual difference

  • @bluelanterns2589
    @bluelanterns2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    “A China shop wont let me, a bull in”
    Meanwhile I’m just thinking about that myth busters episode where they put a bull in a chinashop and the bull just walks around the stuff

    • @TheLilium117
      @TheLilium117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same lol

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Yeah, I'm with jarvis on this one. Just cuz that one bull that one day decided to browse, doenst mean he would have been that calm with an entire flock of braindead bulls cheering him on and recording it all.

    • @napajwolf13
      @napajwolf13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought of that exact episode too!

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Im thinking of that advert.
      'Why is this bull in a china shop so caaaaaaalm?
      Because all his debts are paid off with money super maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarket'

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need to see that episode. It sounds hilarious.

  • @squishpop3416
    @squishpop3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "It's his 21st dude!"
    My brother's birthday was today. We had a zoom meeting with our family, we baked a cake, and we built a house together in Minecraft, which is one of his favorite games.
    There are many fun things you can do on your birthday which don't require having a big party with tons of people.

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You can also see people in person in a safe way! On my 18th birthday my gf came by and we sat outside, distanced and grilled outside

    • @l.u.n.e
      @l.u.n.e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      for my bday, i binge-read all the books from my tbr list and binge watched shows on my "watch later" afterwards!! i see birthdays as a day long 'me time'!!

    • @2002CasCas
      @2002CasCas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know this is a while ago (I'm always late to videos) but this sounds so hecking fun!!

  • @aaronconverse4587
    @aaronconverse4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    How sad that people can’t STOP going to party’s when my problem is getting invited to them..

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah because most sane people you know aren't trying to party right now because no one wants to die

    • @aaronconverse4587
      @aaronconverse4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      lakamokolaka haha yeah ik man, I’m just joking I haven’t seen more then a few people in months

    • @mems9953
      @mems9953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luckily, when my friends invite me over to a party, it's usually 6 of us max. And we play CIV and stuff.

    • @aaronconverse4587
      @aaronconverse4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zorbal UwU yeah, I’ve found myself on social media and snap chat a lot more, weirdly I’m starting to get to know people who live a lot farther away and losing connections I have near by

    • @Serliu
      @Serliu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I relate ngl

  • @theversacelife5232
    @theversacelife5232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    “I woke up and I felt a little bit off so I got a test and it actually ended up coming back positive,” they are so privileged it’s that easy for them to get tests when they are putting thousands at risk that won’t be able to be tested as quickly as them. My blood is BOILING

    • @bperson4153
      @bperson4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Right?! It pisses me off

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the only people at risk are others who are going outside. if you stay inside you shouldn't have anything to worry about right? if you can't stay inside to save lives then you're a killer so you deserve what you get.

    • @Axb2774
      @Axb2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      ...and the shittiest take of the day goes to-Rumford Chimpenstein

    • @katerinab1918
      @katerinab1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Rumford Chimpenstein some people can’t just drop their jobs... it’s not always a choice.

    • @auliarahmas.d.2610
      @auliarahmas.d.2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@rumfordc Problem with this is that a stay at home person is still endangered by their family/roommate/etc who still has a schedule outside, so it may seem that they're totally safe but in fact not really. Like elderly people, signs might not show on the younger ones but they still pass on something to the elders.

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Imagine being able to do simple dances because you’re objectively not ugly in your own home for thousands of dollars a day and still finding it necessary to have large gatherings without masks while there are people who have no other option than to be in conditions that put them at risk.

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right. Boils my blood

    • @c.harlotte
      @c.harlotte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr they can literally buy dozens of game consoles and games lol

    • @itsgrace717
      @itsgrace717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I work overnights in a diagnostics lab that nowadays mostly does Covid tests; the number of which grows exponentially by the week no thanks to "influencer" parties like these. I'd give anything to go out and party and get paid for it. Or Hell even to just go out and party. But there are more important things going on in the world right now. Like. You know. Not dying or killing people.

    • @piagebot2943
      @piagebot2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anna M - thank you so much for all of your hard work! But you’re right, these people need to stop being selfish and stay home!! It’s one thing if you have no other option, but I think your huge birthday party can wait!!

  • @d_vlc
    @d_vlc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "You can't make money if you die"
    *Laughs in painters*

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I think it’s funny how parents are complaining that WAP should be banned because Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are bad influences on their children (even though they’re not advertised as kid friendly) and just brush under the rug all of these kids not social distancing and having these huge parties from an app that consists of mainly impressionable children (when these influencers are well aware that most of their audience consist of kids)

    • @jimjones775
      @jimjones775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dap for Ben Shapiro

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      for 99.999999999999% of human history, its been normal to let your kids hang out and stay close together. If you keep your child isolated, they'll have a weak immune system and are more likely to die of disease.

    • @alllies5271
      @alllies5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@rumfordc Good thing literally no one is suggesting staying in lockdown forever, then.

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alllies5271 what do you think "new normal" means?

    • @DesertedDalia
      @DesertedDalia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Rumford Chimpenstein it means social distancing and wearing masks so people like me who have immune conditions don’t die.

  • @neetwithajob
    @neetwithajob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    > “allegedly putting other people at risk”
    > shows video footage of jake paul putting other people at risk

    • @arkham.j.republic3299
      @arkham.j.republic3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nice pfp... I guess..?

    • @OctennialSeraphina
      @OctennialSeraphina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WHAT THE ACTUAL HEMORRHOID IS YOU PROFILE PICTURE?!?

    • @maplerosez
      @maplerosez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahhh.... good ol idocy. Nowadays it's normal in America now ,_,

    • @i2aimii
      @i2aimii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      didn't know Nakanaka watched Jarvis (love your translations btw)

    • @cameronfournier1756
      @cameronfournier1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think they legally have to say that

  • @foxxfurrz
    @foxxfurrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Jarvis out here being a real dad. He would make a great father fr.

    • @banjoeatsfood2901
      @banjoeatsfood2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He has a son Tyson Johnson

    • @PuppyPlootes
      @PuppyPlootes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *D a d d y J a r v i s*

    • @axyrizz3100
      @axyrizz3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Queen Puppy NOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Axyrizz
      *Y E S*

    • @kewlkidsklub4207
      @kewlkidsklub4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh yea daddy Jarvis

  • @amaimonfrombecom3411
    @amaimonfrombecom3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    my tia died from cancer i had to go to her funeral on a zoom, my cousin graduated this year did i mention it was on a zoom? My cousin had a baby recently did i tell you im not allowed to see him? and boi cant give up his birthday

    • @nessy.931
      @nessy.931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know I’m commenting on this super late but I just wanted to say I’m so sorry for your loss and I hope you’re doing a little better now, have a lovely day

    • @aer2895
      @aer2895 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      can’t give up my jujutsu kaisen tho

    • @lorenzoprejimmy2591
      @lorenzoprejimmy2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of these sound like they are because of government lockdowns, not coronavirus.

    • @dr.schlopp4089
      @dr.schlopp4089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lorenzoprejimmy2591 yes, government shutdowns because of....? You getting it yet?

  • @camz5578
    @camz5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Hello, it is I! Resident teenager! I literally cannot express how EASY it has been to nOT GO TO PARTIES DURING QUARANTINE. IT'S SO EASY. THERE'S NO EXCUSE.

    • @Collin212
      @Collin212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah

    • @moetrashu
      @moetrashu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, just be lame and don’t care about invites!

    • @moetrashu
      @moetrashu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like me!

    • @camz5578
      @camz5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@moetrashu it's probably worth noting that even before the pandemic, I was homeschooled, all of my friends were online (and usually didn't live in my state), I barely ever left my room let alone my house, and parties gave me extreme anxiety and often induced shutdowns or meltdowns (I'm on the autism spectrum and struggle with sensory processing, so the loud noises that come with a bunch of people hanging out in one space tended to be very stressful).
      THERE'S STILL NO EXCUSE TO BE ACTIVELY ENDANGERING OTHER PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC THOUGH, BE RECKLESS WITH YOUR OWN LIFE IF YOU HAVE TO BUT DON'T PUT EVERYONE ELSE AT RISK YOU SELFISH ASSHOLES!

    • @camz5578
      @camz5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@moetrashu but yeah no, nobody was inviting me to parties in the first place lmao.

  • @deathnstuff
    @deathnstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    I’m fr not about to just glaze over the “men” who made “jokes” about sexual assault and made light of the BLMM. I truly don’t know why we, as decent, civilized human beings, are forced to tolerate their sorry excuses for existences. I’m seriously just so tired of getting pissed of at this type of behavior.

    • @Twiti47
      @Twiti47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So edgy humor is just self deprication humor? K

    • @TheEPICGAMINGS
      @TheEPICGAMINGS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The nelk boys and steve can't be cancelled just for the simple reason their merch will always get sold out by their fans heck majority of their videos aren't monetized

    • @sklt00n
      @sklt00n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Opinion: black lives do matter but bro the black lives matter movement is such a shitshow

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Tyrone David the same shit people are saying about BLM is also what they said about the 60s Civil Rights movement, the 20s anti-lynching movement, and the abolitionist movement. White supremacists are invested in demonizing equal rights movements and they pull the same shit every time.

    • @sklt00n
      @sklt00n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If Martin Luther King Jr. was still alive today he'd be disappointed that the way that people of color protest equal rights is rioting, stealing from small businesses, destroying property, and even beating up people who are white. If you think any of those are justified then your ideas of racism is on a double standard, my friend.

  • @strawberryqueen0382
    @strawberryqueen0382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    “Hi there, I’m Jarvis and we’re all going to die.”
    Big 2020 mood

    • @saiunknown_2718
      @saiunknown_2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mood

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s just humans in general

    • @mariah.716
      @mariah.716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can we just die already

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @:Giza: [TLK]
      NO DEPRESSION ON MY WATCH-
      I’M SENDING POSITIVE VIBES YOUR WAY AND THERE’S NO STOPPING THEM

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ShibuNub 犬
      Eh, that’s fair.

  • @akachickennuggets9190
    @akachickennuggets9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    If I happened to be a girl around those dudes I’d be so genuinely afraid for my own life

  • @SquidPasta
    @SquidPasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I hate how the guy who started the hype house said “we can’t stop! It’s how we make money!” As if many families, including mine, haven’t gone completely without work or income at all. The only reason we’re eating is because we get loans from the government. I swear, it’s like rich people stop being human as soon as they hit a certain amount of money.

    • @apollomcchikennuggets2906
      @apollomcchikennuggets2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yea...

    • @insertnamehere2941
      @insertnamehere2941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I hope you guys get a stable income that isn't from the government soon.

    • @SquidPasta
      @SquidPasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      [Insert Name Here] thanks. Me too, honestly. Kinda scary to be honest, but it’s okay.

    • @insertnamehere2941
      @insertnamehere2941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@SquidPasta There's always a light at the end of the tunnel, even if it is far away and dim.

    • @SquidPasta
      @SquidPasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      [Insert Name Here] thank you so much. I really appreciate the kind words.

  • @L33TZER
    @L33TZER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    “Influencer” has to be the most pretentious title to date, it’s honestly sad where we have people who’s job is basically to upload nonsense like Charli getting $35k per upload...I use to think the bradberrys were trash, tik tok is a poison dude

    • @aangitano
      @aangitano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed

    • @ThatBlondePerson
      @ThatBlondePerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@aangitano hard agree. Anytime anyone asks me my feelings on tik tok, I'm like "yeah there's some funny content occasionally on there but the majority of it isn't even CONTENT. who's tuning in to see someone lip sync 5 times a day or dance for 30 second intervals??? where's the entertainment? where's the originality???? WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS FOR DOING NOTHING??????"

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I like the term, because its actually honest and accurate. These actors' only real purpose is to influence the minds of their young, impressionable audience in exchange for money from their hidden sponsors.

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ThatBlondePerson ahem *straight tiktok*

    • @ThatBlondePerson
      @ThatBlondePerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Maryam Francis she's also def in with the wrong crowd because she's out partying too and setting a terrible example. No clue if she's made an apology, I don't follow any in that influencer crowd

  • @bababooey5211
    @bababooey5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    is it bad that i have literally no idea who these people are besides jake paul? am i getting old? am i finally out of touch with the youths?

    • @jasendrileck2322
      @jasendrileck2322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Dude, I’m 15 and I only knew Jake Paul. Don’t feel bad.

    • @amugglewatchingmugglething6585
      @amugglewatchingmugglething6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      No it means you have standerts

    • @jadedoasis
      @jadedoasis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      thats a good thing, trust me

    • @andyblanton6570
      @andyblanton6570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I'm 14, almost 15, and don't know who they are. Dear God, I'm not even an adult and I'm already a boomer.

    • @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161
      @ultimatebigbrainhelth3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      NO they're just too dumb for much people to care

  • @ramenyoun501
    @ramenyoun501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Uhm in Arabic we have no pronunciation of the letter "P" so we just say them with a "B" so yes property would quite literally be broberty

    • @norwaee
      @norwaee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys don't have پ?

    • @ep1x3
      @ep1x3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m pretty sure there is, or maybe it’s just Persian

    • @LuckyCharms-lj2wl
      @LuckyCharms-lj2wl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      EP1X yeah...that’s why they said Arabic and not Persian lol

    • @hussainbedair7676
      @hussainbedair7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was talking to a friend of mine named poppy and it was fun to tell her that in Arabic we'd pronounce her name booby.

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@norwaee that's a ny sound tho

  • @exararex4028
    @exararex4028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    “Are they LAN parties?”
    “NO, nerd.”
    I feel personally attacked

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's zoom parties, or Google meet, or snap, or whatever you're into

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rivers Cuomo

    • @boppity-oscar5054
      @boppity-oscar5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      have a nice week God loves you God bless Jesus died for you Jesus is King there is no love greater than Jesus. spread the Gospel and positivity

    • @2350CST
      @2350CST 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Praise God thanks but who asked tho

  • @TheReminecers
    @TheReminecers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    My brothers friends dad died. They had no funeral. He had a heart attack. His son was ten. But ya your birthday is important.

    • @LadyAtoli
      @LadyAtoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And them having a party affects you how? Host your own funeral. Stop letting the news scare you out of living your life. It's gonna end one way or another.

    • @rueclouds1156
      @rueclouds1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      @@LadyAtoli yes, your life is gonna end one way or another. but hosting a funeral - just like a party - is an opportunity for the virus to be spread to lots more people, endangering their lives. if those people meet with others after, the virus will be spread even more. there are people with severe immunity problems, like cancer, and you hosting a funeral or party could indirectly kill them. it's not your choice to make when it's going to affect other people so drastically.

    • @insertnamehere2941
      @insertnamehere2941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      My condolenses

    • @Twiti47
      @Twiti47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean thats not a good mentality, just becuase your issue is worse does it mean the other person should shut up? Not saying they should throw patries and shit were talking about feelings here

    • @burntofferings4607
      @burntofferings4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@LadyAtoli Why is it so hard for people to be decent human beings? Also you can still live life without being a selfish piece of shit.

  • @dxmibby
    @dxmibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3331

    "it's his 21st"
    my girlfriend turned 16, and was going to visit me, but couldn't because of the virus. so instead we went on minecraft and got married

    • @swivelsenpaier6135
      @swivelsenpaier6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      That’s so cute...I think...

    • @spookyboy8127
      @spookyboy8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Jay Wytte aww

    • @avs5839
      @avs5839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I did the same my favorite villager who sold mending officiated it

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Married at 16? Doesn't that seem a little too early?

    • @tiffany15O5
      @tiffany15O5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@brgan557 its minecraft lmao

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I just want you to know that this is my favorite video, from the shirt to the jokes and skits, just 100% gold

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🥺

  • @rubyryan8945
    @rubyryan8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    I actually really hate the people going to parties, they make other teenagers look stupid

    • @msandovalsuarez23
      @msandovalsuarez23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      PERIODT!!!!

    • @gabrielleon9059
      @gabrielleon9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I can not agree with you more

    • @MontgomeryHanandCo
      @MontgomeryHanandCo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Ruby Ryan yes I recently turned 13 and I hate tick tock (just my opinion ) and those idiots who yell randomly about everything and are obnoxious and rude and dress stupidly and just are all and all stupid.
      And also (just my opinion do whatever you want) but why do some girls not all tho insist on wearing a ton of makeup and wear as little clothing as possible, but again my opinion

    • @gabrielleon9059
      @gabrielleon9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MontgomeryHanandCo I am extremely happy to agree with you, I'm 14 bdw

    • @MontgomeryHanandCo
      @MontgomeryHanandCo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gabriel León nice

  • @nivvlol
    @nivvlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    It's ironic that the only people who call themselves influencers online are the worst influence possible on people who watch them.

    • @pduck2386
      @pduck2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      AbnormalAnalyzer dam so true, the people who flat out say they are influencers, are so selfish

    • @she_evel
      @she_evel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      FACTS!! It's really sad bc their main "audience" are kids and teenagers. Which is SCARY!! Thinking back to my teenage yrs...the world's in BIG TROUBLE!!😢

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's just two steps shy from a Cthulhu cult.
      "Bro do u even fhtagn!"

  • @mintchocolatechip2412
    @mintchocolatechip2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Jesus christ, it's not that hard to stay home. I turned 21 too this year and instead of going to a bar, I drank at home with family. In my opinion, it was way better than going out and I'm sure my stomach agreed.

  • @psychedelicfeline6164
    @psychedelicfeline6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I beat cancer to face the pandemic. The repercussions of these individuals will have an impact on others. As someone immunocompromised, thank you for this video Dear Jarvis.

    • @piagebot2943
      @piagebot2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes!! Both of my parents are immunocompromised and you dont even know how many people have asked if i wanted to go to non social distancing events!! When I say no they’re all like “oh well none of us are sick or anyone else in our families are sick rn” like i just wanna slap them in the face with two yard sticks taped together and be like “do you not hear yourself?!”

    • @elijahewers2458
      @elijahewers2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@piagebot2943 That's smart because you can't slap them with your hand lmao

    • @strawberrymagpie
      @strawberrymagpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stay safe ❤️

    • @ragdollrebel8620
      @ragdollrebel8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Omg congrats on beating Cancer!
      I'm so sorry to hear you're immunocompromised

  • @kfallon862
    @kfallon862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Is 21 young? Yes. Is it an excuse to be dumb? Hell no. I’m 27, my boyfriend is 22. We have to go to work every day and it’s scary as hell in a pandemic. I’m a flight attendant, he’s a nurse and part time emt. We don’t have a choice and these “kids” are out here partying not much younger than us, willingly exposing themselves not cute.

    • @sp0rkb018
      @sp0rkb018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      im 13 and i go to school and dumb people who probably watch these people dont wear masks and the bus drivers husband died :(

    • @solocomics1820
      @solocomics1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At age at 21 you should know better.

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      23 year old here, can confirm that not every 20-30 year old is this stupid

    • @kfallon862
      @kfallon862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michelle Onodera. I agree.

  • @sarapurdy8712
    @sarapurdy8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Its so stupid I just dont understand how little these people care about other people! Its sick

    • @Aster-ORIME
      @Aster-ORIME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just like them rn

    • @doornumb
      @doornumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sick af

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Money and privledge rots your brain 😧

    • @deadsoon
      @deadsoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their prefrontal cortex is not fully developed and you can just tell. Teenagers always score lowly in risk awareness, empathy and long term planning. And the areas that deal with interaction between people are overactive. In other words they care too much about fitting in and being accepted and too little about self-preservation.

    • @anastasiao4036
      @anastasiao4036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deadsoon Idk about these guys but I really didn't care about that shit when u was a teenager. I'm still a teenager and I don't care about this crap, so doesn't my friends. It just had to do with them being spoiled rotten, not being teenagers.

  • @bombasticsideeye123
    @bombasticsideeye123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "It's his 21st."
    Yeah my graduation got cancelled.

  • @NejiRaven
    @NejiRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    It concerns me that people actually watch these teens' content?? How can someone have such low standards?? I'm so confused
    Edit: I'm referring to the tik tok clowns not Jarvis, friends.

    • @southestst
      @southestst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are so many other youtube creators who are like this

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The only people who watch them are fetuses who stole their mom’s iphone

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Endgame Is Bad this is not “content” they are tiktok stars. you just have to do a stupid dance, lip sync to a song or make up a challenge to get famous on there

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Endgame Is Bad I don’t care what people watch, I really don’t. But if the person they watch are purposely having parties and spreading germs in a pandemic I’m going to hate on them.

    • @RC.-
      @RC.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Endgame Is Bad Young healthy people can get it too. Nobody is immune. They’re suggesting other people to do the same thing and throw parties. In those cases people who aren’t as healthy will attend and spread it more. Which will make this pandemic much worse and make it last longer. Quit trying to defend stupid behavior.

  • @arashikitty2873
    @arashikitty2873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    As someone that worked as Security in a Hospital in the highest peak of this pandemic, this is making me so furious. I had to keep out becoming fathers while their wives gave birth and they werent allowed to visit them...same with old couples where one might not survive. No one was allowed in and patients weren't allowed to go out either. I stood at the entry for 12 hours straight. Everyday. I saw people break down every hour with the difficulties of this situation. Im also 21. Seeing those influencer parties, how they just won't stop while *they* are the reason this pandemic continues and gets worse. Wear your fucking masks, keep social distance and wash your hands. How is that hard??

    • @endgameisbad2733
      @endgameisbad2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re lucky you were aloud to keep working. Some of us didn’t have that privilege and I wish I could have. I lost my job because of China. I hope you get or already had the virus so you could be immune quicker and join us at parties. Late skater.

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@endgameisbad2733 Are you trolling? I can't seriously imagine someone thinking that's an okay comment to write.

    • @Hardiarishabh
      @Hardiarishabh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@RyanTosh some people are just dumb i guess

    • @Ellie-bj2uw
      @Ellie-bj2uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@endgameisbad2733 LMAO

    • @kevindiaz365
      @kevindiaz365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RyanTosh I know I’m late. I’m 100% sure he is trolling in another post he said he was 16.

  • @pastelloca6976
    @pastelloca6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Jake Paul: I’m growing as a person
    Also Jake Paul: *PARTIES LIKE THERES NO PANDEMIC GOING ON*

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think he just realized the biological concept of growing

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      him and tana really are perfect for each other

    • @valerierae76
      @valerierae76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also Jake Paul: *acts like a toddler on TH-cam*

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This is seriously like watching an alien species. I may never get to travel between the stars to distant planets and observe the strange lifeforms there, but watching these "creators" and "influencers" is pretty close to the same thing.
    I never set out to find out about the lives of rampant narcissists with room-temperature IQs but now I have, and it's been educational. Thank you, Jarvis, for opening a window onto this strange phenomenon - I now feel justified in thinking the world is more fucked-up than we can possibly imagine.

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    No one:
    People that haven't seen you in years : *HEEEEEY BUDDY WANNA HANG OUT? JUST A LITTLE KICKBACK THERE'S 45 OF US JUST CHILLING*

    • @azyo8803
      @azyo8803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ???

    • @experanted
      @experanted 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @ads605
      @ads605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like winning the lottery and everyone is suddenly your family-

    • @piagebot2943
      @piagebot2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This actually happened to me like a month ago lmao

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mine was "hey bro, u wanna join this program im in? it'll help increase your cash flow"

  • @harpercrafts1096
    @harpercrafts1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    “The one and only Danny Gonzalez” I thought there were two?

    • @itsgrace717
      @itsgrace717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No no no, you're thinking of Denny Gorbzolas

    • @sarlcagans
      @sarlcagans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No that’s Stevie Gonzalez

    • @justaracoonchillinginatoilet69
      @justaracoonchillinginatoilet69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      there is, thats why theres an "s" at the end. If it was singular it would just be "gonzale" :) hope i could be of assistance!

    • @hannahbloom
      @hannahbloom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      trying my best it’s actually a z but I’ll let it slide for the joke

    • @harpercrafts1096
      @harpercrafts1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      trying my best you tried your best but it’s a z

  • @Gidk003
    @Gidk003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Silly Jarvis, I’ve decided I’m just not gonna die
    Edit- I just remembered what my username is

  • @nicolemelo8994
    @nicolemelo8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "It's his 21st, dude"
    It's his 21st and 20 last, dude

    • @anantkerur557
      @anantkerur557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh that's a *good* one

  • @andergarcia4953
    @andergarcia4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Don't these "influencers" live in mansions?How is it hard for them to stay inside?

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bc its an empty mansion

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@plantern4590 Yup influencers usually rent their "houses" because they don't have the credit to buy the house. So all of the furniture is rented for the best photo ops possible.

    • @andergarcia4953
      @andergarcia4953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@plantern4590 they can buy a switch or a ps4 to play with.

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What i mean is that theres nothing really going in the mansion thus being it empty and boring.
      Yea its big but wtf will you do if not party in it?(according to other people's logic)
      But to me i would rather enjoy it with my "squad" since if i was in their shoes i live with them. Kinda says alot abt them actually. That they find each other boring and stuff... like wth if my friends were there we wouldnt mind getting stuck together.

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @martin thats the sad reality.. people who dont realize that fame isnt everything and its pointless to chase it will just chase it :

  • @justrandomotaku
    @justrandomotaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    In my country if people hold parties like this they would literally be arrested and CHARGED IN COURT for up to months in JAIL. there are real consequences and idiots won't be able to put everyone at risk.

    • @janethebluemouse
      @janethebluemouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That sounds nice. What country do you live in?
      Too bad mine (the US) is too busy trying to kill itself to care about its people.

    • @shelbyinmon8654
      @shelbyinmon8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my city I think they could

    • @jayneb6053
      @jayneb6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Europe ?

    • @justrandomotaku
      @justrandomotaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@janethebluemouse it's in southeast Asia :)

  • @TonyStark-xc7ws
    @TonyStark-xc7ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "we can't just put our work on hold for a year and not make any money"
    Literally just dances on an app for kids to watch

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Right. When there are loads of other people who physically have to leave their house to make money.

    • @bimbowithadegree420
      @bimbowithadegree420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's such a tone deaf comment. So many people lost their jobs and they can't do it from home. Honestly, they have no sense

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Meanwhile, small businesses that have lasted for decades have been closing their doors permanently. :(

    • @helingunes955
      @helingunes955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A disgrace to all health workers

    • @adrianpink8144
      @adrianpink8144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GGR Makes right? They don’t need to party to do their TikTok job lol

  • @Squirreltasticqueen
    @Squirreltasticqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "a protest over the closure of gyms" (shows clip of a mosh pit and no police trying to beat their asses) about what I expected tbh

  • @morganbodhi9492
    @morganbodhi9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    it is tough to be a kid rn, this is my last year of high school and i don’t even get to spend it with my friends. yes im really upset about that, but im not stupid, im still social distancing and being respectful so there’s really no excuse for this

    • @lapoguido8672
      @lapoguido8672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🌟

    • @jamilyn2400
      @jamilyn2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @janani1826
      @janani1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same here, i am starting my final year (so exams this year)
      My mental health has never been this bad and my academic life has also never been this bad

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@janani1826 I hope your mental and academic life improves. Pace yourself, remember your worth, and don't be afraid to seek help in either department.

    • @morganbodhi9492
      @morganbodhi9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Janani i totally understand where you’re at, it feels so hard to do academics right now. i hope it gets better for you

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    “Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.”
    ― Nitya Prakash

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or it could be that they're evolving, just backwards.

    • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
      @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@westein1282 😂😂😂

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Westein 12 only small pp’s would say devolving

    • @civilizedmonkey1795
      @civilizedmonkey1795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And just like trees, perhaps we should cut them down to make something more useful

    • @PulseAnimations878
      @PulseAnimations878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@civilizedmonkey1795 save the trees bruh

  • @bogesy
    @bogesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Jarvis repping that Greendale shirt, high quality tastes right there folks.

    • @sulfuratus2083
      @sulfuratus2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That shirt is streets ahead.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He's a human being through and through

    • @ughcreature
      @ughcreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i only just noticed omfg

    • @corah7392
      @corah7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sulfuratus what?

    • @corah7392
      @corah7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cora H if you don’t get it, you’re streets behind

  • @NoobPlayer12234
    @NoobPlayer12234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Jarvis Johnson:
    you can't make money when you die.
    Micheal Jackson:
    Are you challenging me

  • @inanimateobject2827
    @inanimateobject2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    It's genuinely disgusting how influencers are able to get away with literally anything because they're famous and conveniently attractive.

  • @Cottage_Gore
    @Cottage_Gore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    “I know you might feel like you are putting your life on hold if you don’t party, but what you have to understand is you could be putting someone else’s life on stop” this is my favorite wear your mask spa ever.

  • @mariellletomtom2235
    @mariellletomtom2235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    influencers are the some of the only people who can do their job at home,
    so i don't know,
    *_MABEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC-_*

  • @abigailhayes9242
    @abigailhayes9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The “broperty brothers” has me screaming

  • @NabilahMY
    @NabilahMY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    i love 1940 transatlantic accent jarvis, glad he's been making a lot of appearances lately

  • @alyssaspencer3197
    @alyssaspencer3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “Why does he think his options are to have a party with hundreds of people, or starve to death?” 🤣

    • @pduck2386
      @pduck2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Alyssa Spencer yeah it’s such a tough decision, when ur so privileged with a giant mansion. Like if I had infinite money, a mansion and everything I wanted. I’d be chilling at home watching netflix on my 100inch tv

    • @monicamycbm
      @monicamycbm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      potato :3, LITERALLY!! What more could you want🤧

    • @alyssaspencer3197
      @alyssaspencer3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      potato :3 sounds ideal to me!

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pduck2386 with that kind of money I'll just... Stay at home and play with my PC or Warhammer minis lol

    • @applefarm6126
      @applefarm6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can never have enough money ig, things are expensive and people still have stuff they want to buy. I just wish he was more careful about it tho

  • @krispop9887
    @krispop9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    “We’re all going to die”
    Not you, Jarvis.
    you are just a simulation

    • @bendy2666
      @bendy2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We all are a simulation I thought?

    • @m8ps
      @m8ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's trying his best

  • @slambotv1334
    @slambotv1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “These influencers can’t stay home”
    Me: What idiots
    “It’s because their walls are too boring”
    Me: That’s fair

    • @noeakcrow4217
      @noeakcrow4217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Paint your walls! *Or destroy them*.

  • @tomiwashobowale3821
    @tomiwashobowale3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    TH-cam is getting real comfortable with these double unskippable ads

    • @Vidrageon
      @Vidrageon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They’re pushing youtube premium hard now.

    • @TroubleZxHCT
      @TroubleZxHCT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real

    • @ineedausername9617
      @ineedausername9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Who told them to move comments? WHO TOLD THEM TO MOVE COMMENTS???? *I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR STUPID PREMIUM TO DOWNLOAD A VIDEO TH-cam*

    • @aangitano
      @aangitano 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes... It's annoying

    • @watchingandmakingwithwolfg7195
      @watchingandmakingwithwolfg7195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vidrageon Yup and now I have it to avoid the ads

  • @carrot4126
    @carrot4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    No one:
    Jake paul: youtube is bad. btw, here is the link to my new youtube video.

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L O G I C

    • @carrot4126
      @carrot4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luther Morris Jr UvU

    • @cynicalbutterscotch6581
      @cynicalbutterscotch6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanna make a apology video for no reason and keep it private and then have it go public if I ever get into drama if I ever get big on youtube

    • @-fv
      @-fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's like twitter, i hate it but somehow i still end up using it a few times a month

    • @carrot4126
      @carrot4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Un Original I-

  • @RidleyJones
    @RidleyJones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The crazy thing is, this could have been an opportunity to make AMAZING, collaborative content. They should have had a video series bringing in some fun TH-cam engineers (like Simone Giertz or someone) and/or doctors to help design the coolest and safest party ever. They could create all these fun, innovative new things, with VR headsets, droplet visualization, negative pressure, six foot hoop skirts, all kind of stuff--maybe even sexy masks and gloves to resemble a decadent masque party--and invite a small, select group of participants. It would have been really entertaining, full of ridiculous spectacle, and WAY safer. And again, because there's a preparation process, they could stretch it over several videos and not have to do much of the actual creative/work part themselves.

  • @ChaosInsurgent22
    @ChaosInsurgent22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Broctor, i'm here for my brostate exam"
    That there is was humourous

  • @thepursuiterer
    @thepursuiterer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I really just can’t comprehend how people can be so selfish. They know what they’re doing is putting others at risk and keeping the virus alive yet they continue to party just because they can’t live without it. Sadly the people that downplay the virus are the ones that somehow come out of parties and such healthy and unscathed.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They can live without partying- They're just too selfish and self-absorbed to recognize this issue and will pretend otherwise.

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nor can I. It boils my blood to see people being so selfish.

  • @lilguava70
    @lilguava70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I'm seriously surprised Jarvis didn't mention that Steve from NELK isn't even allowed to enter Canada anymore, which is where the Nelk Boys are from.

    • @reliablenarrator4281
      @reliablenarrator4281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Now I wanna know more (even though I just learned about him from this comment)

    • @pokemom4328
      @pokemom4328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I need to know moreeee lol

    • @Joeblow20111
      @Joeblow20111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was wondering if they actually lived in canada...because i havent seen or heard of any unruly protests like that. And plus gyms reopened here.

    • @Troy_K
      @Troy_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What'd he get barred out of Canada for? Does anyone know?

    • @meanpoutine7095
      @meanpoutine7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good I’m glad he can’t come here

  • @ritariza2835
    @ritariza2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    House party? More like house full of people that are not-so-smarty 😎
    Sorry 😔💖

  • @l.o.hgames1681
    @l.o.hgames1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    To quote my dad to all those apologizing
    “You know you are wrong because we are telling you, not because you made the conscious choice to not do something.”

  • @reyshui
    @reyshui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    They’re probably thinking “it’s ok if I die, I’d have a week of media coverage! Maybe even mainstream news!”

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "YOLO, HAHAHA!!"
      Everyone who is still alive: Exactly. And now we are gonna have a longer life while you're dead. ;)

    • @god8911
      @god8911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dani-Claw sadly they probably won't be the ones dying, they'll get other more vulnerable people sick and they'll be fine because they have money lol.

  • @QuestionEverythingButWHY
    @QuestionEverythingButWHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein

  • @Jemz7117
    @Jemz7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I'm sixteen and can easily understand the importance of staying home. I've barely left my house because having a social life isn't as important as keeping others safe. And these kids have friends that they live with that they can talk to and hang out with, I've been doing fine as an only child with a single parent. In some ways, the people defending them are worse because I feel like the people going to parties understand that they're endangering others, but these like 12-year-olds who follow them see nothing wrong because they don't watch the news or anything, they just see what their favorite creator is doing and believe that they're right.

    • @sleepylilwolf1749
      @sleepylilwolf1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im 12 and i haven't heard of jake until now

  • @person954
    @person954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Anyone that names their daughter 'Dixie' clearly has no respect, and would not teach their kids to avoid large gatherings

    • @VaughnOfficalMusic
      @VaughnOfficalMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who teaches their kids to avoid large gatherings. Like yea ik you should avoid them now but you wouldn’t know this shit would happen when you’re kid was young.

    • @Licorice_fiend
      @Licorice_fiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Mono _ Why does this make so much frickin sense to my brain!? I've only ever ridden/interacted with a horse on a couple of occasions, but I'm tellin 'ya... "Dixie" is totally a horse name, through and through.

    • @plainjanex9970
      @plainjanex9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “Dixie” is the type of name that you think of and go ‘oh that’s cute’ but nobody would actually call their kid it 💀

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@plainjanex9970 I feel like Dixie is the type of thing people would name a dog, or horse as a commenter above in the thread did say. Some names just shouldn't be used for people haha. It just...feels too weird.

    • @euuuughhhh7799
      @euuuughhhh7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Licorice_fiend i feel like dixie would fit one of those little white fluffy dogs lol

  • @boo_7803
    @boo_7803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    He acts like he’s the only one who’s had to change plans, we canceled my parents’ funeral because of the pandemic, my aunt’s wedding. It disgusts me these people

    • @xsteveconwayx
      @xsteveconwayx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let’s be clear here. He changed nothing. We all did to keep assholes like those people safe.

    • @xsteveconwayx
      @xsteveconwayx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kennethmcclain3907 Yeah, I do. Because it’s dangerous and we’re in a pandemic. But comparing protests over police violence where many people were wearing masks to a 21st birthday party where there isn’t a mask is fucking stupid. One is based on a visceral reaction to racial injustice in a community and the other is a fucking house party. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME.

  • @luciagraves4564
    @luciagraves4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The media: How about we keep people safe and stop the coronavirus!?
    Influencers: How about we not :/

    • @toastgear2532
      @toastgear2532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It gets them #Clout
      (Edit that came out cringeyer than I wanted to)

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @GhastTearGal `
      Cause it’s #lit fam! Make sure to COP dat merch and dab on dem haters 😎

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It physically hurt me to type that.

  • @R83145
    @R83145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Repeat after me: Influencers are not essential workers. Influencers are not essential workers. Influencerss ...

  • @LazarusTVDK
    @LazarusTVDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her."

    • @nevaeh9171
      @nevaeh9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s gross

  • @popekirby8551
    @popekirby8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    When he said "dixie cup" I confused it with a diva cup for a second, but I think we should raise those too for the brotests

    • @soda_fairy
      @soda_fairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think those type of males would self destruct if they saw a full diva cup tbh lol

    • @rumjhumgupta7137
      @rumjhumgupta7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@soda_fairy lol

    • @hughhomshaw495
      @hughhomshaw495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Forbidden drink

    • @noeakcrow4217
      @noeakcrow4217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did I read this as "menstrual cup"

    • @hughhomshaw495
      @hughhomshaw495 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noeakcrow4217 mmmm

  • @WAFilms-gv2en
    @WAFilms-gv2en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Jarvis: Stop going to parties
    Idiots: what about no

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caption: "Jarvis is trying his best."

  • @SovereignSarcasm
    @SovereignSarcasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "you don't make money when you die" Elvis has entered the chat

  • @senza4591
    @senza4591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    In behalf of all canadians:
    We apologize for not keeping track of them Nelks

  • @vamabry17
    @vamabry17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “You may be putting other peoples lives on STOP.” Dark, but also made me spit the water out my mouth 🤣🤣🤣

    • @number1spritefan
      @number1spritefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my guys are out here hitting the eject button

  • @unknownengines
    @unknownengines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    probably not the takeaway i should be coming out of this video with, but these violently individualist Influencer Youths make me feel better about where i am as a 22-year-old loser. like, yeah, my life is a complete mess and i can barely function in society because of debilitating mental health problems, but at least i’m, like... doing the barest minimum to be a thoughtful, decent human being? i’m not literally spreading disease and death like a plague rat?

    • @Hippidippimahm
      @Hippidippimahm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You might feel like a loser but I know you aren’t. Mental health struggles aside, you’re valuable and you matter✨

    • @crazysubz3143
      @crazysubz3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not staying home, wearing a mask, or social distancing. Hope you all get it soon so you can be immune faster and join me

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crazysubz3143 Not at all how it works. That is a dangerously idiotic thing to do. Intentionally catching a disease that can easily kill immunocompromised individuals puts the entire public at risk because you don't want to wear a little piece of fabric. There're other people in the world than you

    • @crazysubz3143
      @crazysubz3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RyanTosh blah blah blah, why don't you go cry to your mommy. I'll never stop so enjoy your house cool buddy, you'll be there a long time.

    • @crazysubz3143
      @crazysubz3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RyanTosh also, don't like your comments. It was obviously you so don't try and defend it. If I see 2 likes, then I'll believe it wasn't you.

  • @Aubriel
    @Aubriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Maybe stop going to parties" is maybe actually brilliant advice. I don't know why more people haven't thought of it 🧐

    • @Nan01987
      @Nan01987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤔

    • @nevergivingup3434
      @nevergivingup3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤭 no way!

    • @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307
      @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Long as you bubble is no bigger than 6 and Social distanced that was said from our health minister when Phase 2 was starting to initiate.

  • @duelbraids
    @duelbraids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    as a 21 year old who holds a bank job i feel like a failed zoomer. i haven't even attended one party! (and that includes my own birthday party, which was me and my cat in my apartment)