My guess is it would take at least 4 extremely talented piano players on really fast wheelie chairs and at least 10 espressos each to play this and this is my actual estimate.
At 5:04 the coffee kicks in and they all simultaneously discover their caffeine intolerance. There are now 6 people having seizures on a piano, 5 of which are also rolling around.
Well, it's a remix song from a Japanese bullet hell game called Touhou. And the lyrics from remix are quite depressing although the song is very fast. (I recommend you to listen to the remix, too.)
another aspect of this is the speed of the computer, and whatever was used to capture the video. in the end, you can almost notice the recording lag, as well as the sound, when there i is a lot of note placements. It is not always silent on purpose,
and this kids is where my interest in anime was born: edit: yes. i knew that bad apple wasn't an anime song. even *before* the replies told me, it was the fact that the culture surrounding the song led me to different touhou and anime songs. i still credit it as being where my interest in anime began (:
GUYS , I FOUND OUT HOW TO PLAY THIS Step 1 : Buy a cat named Tom and a mouse named Jerry Step 2 : Place a piano in a room where the only place they can run is on the piano keys Step 3 : Put them on the piano
@@KnexRules8365 th-cam.com/video/mWfJhSBGWn4/w-d-xo.html I just finished it, did it on my midi account since my main account (Octo Birb) has too many midis and so i created Octo's MIDIs
This is THE video that introduced me to Touhou. I remember finding this video because of an animal crossing cover on Synthesia and the TH-cam algorithm just so happened to have this in the other recommended videos. Literally life changing and its weird because I really would not have expected a TH-cam video out of all things to open a door to a series that I have been running strong with since literally around 4th grade. As it should be expected for me to say many years later after finding this video. Thank you.
I had the same experience; it was a video TH-cam recommended to me that isn't even remotely similar yo the videos that I usually watch or get recommend. Out of curiosity I watched it, and now my life has been irrevocably changed by it.
This video introduced me to Touhou as well, back in 2013! To ZUN's music, to be clear, I still don't even know characters' names lol. But Bad Apple is the one of the most iconic songs on my life to me.
It was easy to play! Since I have this rare condition, 18 professional pianists live inside my head, I have a chair with wheels, drank two full bottles of coffe before playing and coincidentally have 89 fingers
Fun game: 1. Start the video from the start. 2. Take your mouse. 3. Choose any Touhou character and pretend your mouse-cursor looks like it. 4. Dodge all the notes as if they were bullet's.
Phoenix Wright I Used The Tip Of My Mouse As The hit-box And You Can Fit Right Through There. Just Ride The Line (The Little White Ones That Seperate The Notes)
Well Whatever Works. I Just Sought It As Better Than It Just Never Existing In The First Place. But You Are A Lawyer And You Know Whats Best. I Never Went Through Law School : 3
First song I ever learned on piano was this. My family, at me being 20, still gets annoyed that I still, 8-9 years later still play this song very often.
7 years ago my first view of this song and still remembering this absolutely NOSTALGIC banger, and i still want to play this with 4 class mates in a school talent show if we had four 88 key keyboards lol LEGENDS DONT DIE THEY DON'T DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
How to play: 1: Aquire a piano / keyboard. 2. Get some friends to help. (Alternatively you could ask a squid or octopus.) 3. All dance on the keys of the piano / keyboard. 4. Enjoy.
You can't understand how chuck plays this. He makes every song on this and plays it with the hand in his beard. On a piano that's 187 feet long. Every song that existed he plays instantly so fast this is over .000035416664532ths of a second. This song had to be slowed down so much that they had to ask chuck himself to replay it so we can filter out every note.
As a sound card I feel very shocked by such a monstrous and inhuman treatment. My fellow friend is probably dead by just rendering it, having so much samples to mix simultaneously that it could not do the half of it, and the composer used this to make little drawings out of it, knowing it would not interfere with the sound. We sound card people deserve better.
I can't remember when was the first time I watched this, but this was the video that introduced me to Touhou. Thank you, TH-cam, for putting this into my recommendations one day.
it didn't introduced me, a rage youtube comment introduced me to (war on which is hardest, the undertale camp never played touhou, was wondering myself what was touhou, played it, and now i'm a big fan)
To play this you must be in a slightly different position than usual. When the song begins, play like you normally would. As the song progresses, place your foot atop the piano and slowly bring your weight down on it. Eventually you shall completely lie down on the piano and carefully distribute your weight. Now, the next step may require assistance for amateurs. This can be from siblings, friends, spouses, or pets. All participating shall flop on the piano like fishes desperately gasping for fish oxygen. This requires much practice and study to succeed. It is recommended that you take several times more caffeine than usual. Any seizures that may be induced are encouraged. Others can also help by dragging their faces wherever keys seem neglected. As others may have demonstrated, random children are especially helpful for this part. They tend to become professionals in no time. Try to keep the steady pace of a cheetah who just got its cheetah girlfriend stolen by a flying monkey. Many will have passed out by the ending, but if you have not, good job. You now have three days to live.
1:30 am, I'm about to sleep and somehow my mind is playing this music and thus why I'm here at this hour. I've not listening to this in 5 years, yet my mind still remember it like it was yesterday
How to play Bad Apple Step one: Download Sheet Music Step two: prepare piano Step three: read over music until you get the hang of it Step four: very carefully GROW SIX MORE ARMS
0:20 Oh I could play this with my friend. Going pretty smoothly 0:30 Ok.. 3 people?? 0:45 Wait, I have to play words?? 0:53 I have to play notes on other notes?? 1:21 *5 people slam their heads on the piano * 1:35 *Cats run across piano * 2:44 HOW DO YOU PLAY AN APPLE??? 2:59 WTF??? 3:27 I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY PICTURES!!! 4:20 What does that even say??? 4:36 HOW 5:03 IM DONE! GOODBYE!!! 5:35 *Closes laptop and slams the door *
There's a way to do it, record yourself playing every color with both hands (only of the measure is too high) then record yourself again doing the next colors (excluding note art), after you finish, put on a montage with the whole hands. (No need to thank me) ;)
I probably ruined the joke, but it's actually because he is using the Microsoft GS Wavetable Synth which is known to be terrible, OmniMIDI could handle this no problem.
Avery Jay I've seen one able to do E=MC2. Mean while in my class I'm facepalming on trying to figure out the square route of 19. While I still am past most everyone else in my class, I still can't figure out on HOW to use square routes correctly.
Step one: Upload consciousness. Step two: Build a robot with... 42 hands? o-0 (15 fingers per hand.) Step three: Play this song. Step four: Take over the world.
The thing I've notice about these types of songs is that, though they look great, they also sound half-good. What I'm really saying is that songs like this must have been created by extraordinarily talented composers to make the song both audibly and visually pleasing.
Ever on and on I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free- I'm Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free And Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change and it all will fade to black Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night? Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light? Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay, or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell. Did I ever even know? Can I take another step? I've done everything I can All the people that I see I will never understand If I find a way to change, if I step into the light Then I'll never be the same and it all will fade to white Ever on and on I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free- I'm Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was Uncertainty enveloping my mind Till I can't break free And Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change and it all will fade to black If I make another move, if I take another step Then it all would fall apart. There'd be nothing of me left If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night Will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white? Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am? I've forgotten how too see; I've forgotten if I can If I opened up my eyes there'd be no more going back 'Cause I'd throw it all away and it all would fade to black You’re welcome btw
Chuck Norris Can Play this With His One Tongue With his Eyes closed While hes drinking water while he is playing another piano song while he is texting his friends while commenting on his OWN TH-cam CHANNEL and last. While he is in a sinking car dead.
Came back because I used to watch this all the time like 6 years ago or so lmao
Dude same 5 years ago lol
Same xD
same
Heh me too
Relatable
Dude hold up just let me whip out my extra fifteen hands
More like 50
+Alois Trancy XD
+Alois Trancy LOL so tru
Hold up jut let me get my 7 shinigami
No way someone can do this this is some c ding and shit to do this tune holy shit it will take me more than just "extra 15 fingers"
I can’t think of anything that screams *NOSTALGIA* louder than this song.
FSX 01
The mario galaxy series and mario kart wii osts for me
Exactly!
quiet kid in the back of the class: *cracks knuckles* i got this
Ur gay
@B judging from his name smallwood that makes sense
William Smallwood wtf
@@williamsmallwood3808 haha my name's is James bigwood(lol not my real name)
My guess is it would take at least 4 extremely talented piano players on really fast wheelie chairs and at least 10 espressos each to play this and this is my actual estimate.
And then at 4:32 another wheelie guy comes in and another dude sits atop the piano and just runs his hands across
At 5:04 the coffee kicks in and they all simultaneously discover their caffeine intolerance. There are now 6 people having seizures on a piano, 5 of which are also rolling around.
This has to be he most original comment I've ever seen.
+BooBooChicken Games
best. comment. ever.
Bruh
I used to watched this many years ago.
I didnt even know what Bad Apple is, just liked it i guess.
Well, it's a remix song from a Japanese bullet hell game called Touhou. And the lyrics from remix are quite depressing although the song is very fast. (I recommend you to listen to the remix, too.)
@@sandarnwe7130 i know where its from NOW.
I meant i didnt know anything about touhou years ago.
same here
Me too lol the memories and I think partly because of this song I'm a skilled player today
Bad Apple is a song about depression
It’s been a long since I watched this...
IkuZgirl The Pianist Same here
I inevitably end up here once every few years while looking for other midis
Same here
Same too. Since at my old house when I didn't have this phone
The nostalgia
Does anyone else notice that half of the instruments are silent in these videos?
They mute the instruments with the note arts so that you cant hear them
Is not necesary to be an genius to see that XD
another aspect of this is the speed of the computer, and whatever was used to capture the video. in the end, you can almost notice the recording lag, as well as the sound, when there i is a lot of note placements. It is not always silent on purpose,
It's just for the color, bro
Ramon Pardo It was probably OBS studio. No logo?
Edit: couldent see the Bandicam.com XD
I don't know about you but I only got two hands
same here
olivia lawrence
i thought you had 4
maybe i do
olivia lawrence
ponies, man
i know
The funny thing is that this actually sounds amazing. Great song
true
It is a song called bad apple
i dont usually like piano but this is amazing!!! keep it up
Video Perfection
this was the video that introduced me to synthesia
I can't even play piano, what am I doing here?
same xd
true ≈Creep
+Dubu Latte XD
+Dubu Latte Me too, lol
me too xD
and this kids is where my interest in anime was born:
edit: yes. i knew that bad apple wasn't an anime song. even *before* the replies told me, it was the fact that the culture surrounding the song led me to different touhou and anime songs. i still credit it as being where my interest in anime began (:
Cheese Pizza it’s a game with anime style characters
Touhou should have an anime adaptation though ngl
How
Me too
There should be an anime with this song
Chuck norris can play this with one finger with his eyes closed while upside down in a sinking car.
Alex Norton Germans see that. Yesterday was Anti-Racism-Day ._.
1 finger???!!! THAT ENDING HOW CAN ONE FINGER PLAY ALL NOTES AT SAME TIME
AGREED
mybe
OMG U. GUYS HAVE NO MIND BRUCE LEE IS BETTER DUMBASSESS
IT'S IMPOSSIB- oh wait, im asian. SOMEONE HOLD MY NOODLES!
+Kyle Demavivas but srsly, im asian.
I'll hold your noodles for you, but unfortunately i can only return the bowl
***** Yes you should be...CAUSE WE HAVE RICEEEE
***** XD
+Kyle Demavivas Are you japanese? Or kazakh? lel
GUYS , I FOUND OUT HOW TO PLAY THIS
Step 1 : Buy a cat named Tom and a mouse named Jerry
Step 2 : Place a piano in a room where the only place they can run is on the piano keys
Step 3 : Put them on the piano
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
imagine it though
The SSJ 2nd channel Yep
no they play feat no. cat and mouse feet
?
Their poor poor computer. They should reupload this now with a more powerful machine in 1080p 60fps with good sound quality and no watermark.
I'm agree!
Even the best of modern pcs struggle to handle black midi, the uploading process on these are artificially extended just so the pc can handle it.
I can do it, but i don't have the exact synthesia version
but i'll do it anyway
@@OctoBirb8Claws let me know if you upload it, I'd enjoy seeing it lol
@@KnexRules8365 th-cam.com/video/mWfJhSBGWn4/w-d-xo.html I just finished it, did it on my midi account since my main account (Octo Birb) has too many midis and so i created Octo's MIDIs
I'm pretty sure a octopus composed this song
*Octopus has 8 nubs
*Human has 10 nubs
*NUB POWER
nah ZUN is a human
Xxreaperplayer101 xX Davy jones
It’s auto
Multiple people plays this on piano, baka.
I can do this. Here, hold my beer....
Best comment on here 👌
Hand me the beer 😎 I'll do this with one hand,drinking the beer,and listening to the song all at once.
HAND ME TWO BEERS! I'M GOING IN DRUNK!
you win the commenting award
Prussia?
Well SOMEONE clearly has 8 fingers on each hand...
*10 fingers on each hand
*10 hands on each finger
alex20910 Lol.
owo
More like a song made for 2 pianists, with 2 pianos
This is THE video that introduced me to Touhou. I remember finding this video because of an animal crossing cover on Synthesia and the TH-cam algorithm just so happened to have this in the other recommended videos. Literally life changing and its weird because I really would not have expected a TH-cam video out of all things to open a door to a series that I have been running strong with since literally around 4th grade. As it should be expected for me to say many years later after finding this video. Thank you.
same here!! it's very nostalgic for me as well, to think this is what got me into touhou so many years ago
I found this in 2012/2013 and only in 2021 did I realize this was Touhou
I had the same experience; it was a video TH-cam recommended to me that isn't even remotely similar yo the videos that I usually watch or get recommend.
Out of curiosity I watched it, and now my life has been irrevocably changed by it.
This video introduced me to Touhou as well, back in 2013! To ZUN's music, to be clear, I still don't even know characters' names lol. But Bad Apple is the one of the most iconic songs on my life to me.
I can say the same thing, this is really nostalgic for me.
It was easy to play! Since I have this rare condition, 18 professional pianists live inside my head, I have a chair with wheels, drank two full bottles of coffe before playing and coincidentally have 89 fingers
So do I!
Weird Unicorn
I only got 88 fingers :(
Weird Unicorn I have 90 fingers
89Chxmp s oh shit fight mee
Fun game:
1. Start the video from the start.
2. Take your mouse.
3. Choose any Touhou character and pretend your mouse-cursor looks like it.
4. Dodge all the notes as if they were bullet's.
Explain how to win 0:39
Pretend that part doesn't exist...
Phoenix Wright I Used The Tip Of My Mouse As The hit-box And You Can Fit Right Through There. Just Ride The Line (The Little White Ones That Seperate The Notes)
codyjblol I'd expect someone to be better then a pixel. Maybe the size of the mouse. But whatever floats your boat.
Well Whatever Works. I Just Sought It As Better Than It Just Never Existing In The First Place. But You Are A Lawyer And You Know Whats Best. I Never Went Through Law School : 3
Damn i think he plays with his foots also
With his 20 foots also)
O_O) he's not human
Wendy Charla 's a computerprogram
Wendy Charla You're right. HE'S ASIAN!
WiseEndro333 Fahk you
First song I ever learned on piano was this. My family, at me being 20, still gets annoyed that I still, 8-9 years later still play this song very often.
The pianist had a seizure
THAT COMMENT MADE MY DAY :)
Nevermind the pianist, my soundcard is freaking out!
This comment had me ROFL ;')
i never knew having seizures while playing made great music in the process.
Samanatha shahbozian lol
Excuse me, I only have 10 fingers....
8 fingers and two thumbs...
besides you have your toes
+Eniarrol Enna xD
i have 8 fingers. And 2 thumbs.
Really? I only have 8
+Vincent Walker same
This is easyyyy
Just throw the frickin keyboard down the stairs
jk it will break
XDDDDDDDDD
Lmao
;)
+Ashlee,Aliyah,and Bridget HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
At the start i was like ''lol did i just get clickbaited'' and now i'm like ''holy crap this actually sounds phenomenal''
Oh yeah, I can do this, let me just replace all my distal phalanges with full size hands.
Great. Guuuud feeerrr yuuu
How to play the song-
1. Get a piano
2. Get 10000 clones of slender man
3. Get them to lay on the piano
4. Get them to pose
5. There's the song
wut
+Kaurupcake Puddle i've never played slender and i have nightmares about it
True tho
This isn't impossible. Just not for Slenderman.
Or Chuck Norris...
or an asian
+theresa james octopus????
the octopus live in water and they never sing!!!!!
Derpius Mcherp or his butthole
wrong this is slendys song while he's using parkour to chase you
7 years ago my first view of this song and still remembering this absolutely NOSTALGIC banger, and i still want to play this with 4 class mates in a school talent show if we had four 88 key keyboards lol
LEGENDS DONT DIE THEY DON'T DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
Hey @Harry_Note_Block_Studio, can i get the download for this?
I wonder how many people it would take to play this on a real piano!
+kinky dominicanman Actually, different fingers/hands.
3 people
+Niomi Yi all fumbling and bumping each other
+Eniarrol Enna or each person playing on a separate piano
That seems the most sensible one. And the actually doable one!
I'm pretty sure someone slammed their face on the keyboard a couple times and this happened
Yeah we tried that actually
My ears are bleeding JK XD
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
+Quality Seal Many face keyboards happened that day
that's a VERY accurate face slam to write down "bad apple" AND make an apple
Omg true 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How to play:
1: Aquire a piano / keyboard.
2. Get some friends to help. (Alternatively you could ask a squid or octopus.)
3. All dance on the keys of the piano / keyboard.
4. Enjoy.
Cobalt Rat lol
What are friends?
Ghjklas
Friends are who you kill. Get a few friends!! ^^
U really helped me to play the piano like this didn't u :)
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How to play this song tutorial:
1. get a piano
2. lay on the piano
3. get shocked by 10.000 volts
Thank me later
Best comment😂😂
LOL
Zap the Demon I live Trapped with IRL with 1,000 times that voltage & you'll save the Purest Heart to be born this Millennium!!!
The video after this was can human get shocked by 200,000 volts I would appreciate it if you stopped predicting my recommend
Or you can hire two octopus
this would make one heck of a boss battle music in a video game
I agree
This doesnt come from touhou?
Miruna Cercel It does lol.
I'd think something for Kingdom Hearts maybe. It has that feel to it.
Chuck Norris must of played this with just one pinkie.
Probably not even. He could've just looked at a piano...
***** XD
You can't understand how chuck plays this. He makes every song on this and plays it with the hand in his beard. On a piano that's 187 feet long. Every song that existed he plays instantly so fast this is over .000035416664532ths of a second. This song had to be slowed down so much that they had to ask chuck himself to replay it so we can filter out every note.
But yet, Bruce Lee can still kick his ass
***** At least Chuck is alive...
As a sound card I feel very shocked by such a monstrous and inhuman treatment.
My fellow friend is probably dead by just rendering it, having so much samples to mix simultaneously that it could not do the half of it, and the composer used this to make little drawings out of it, knowing it would not interfere with the sound.
We sound card people deserve better.
This video single handedly introduced me to Touhou, and now I’m hooked. Thank you.
same
I don't think you have enough fingers to play this piece...
erm... guys I was just joking... I know what program this is and that it's a duet....
you don't say 😂
bro nothing's impossible -as long as you're an octopus-
Melon The Unicorn Maniac XD
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Tracygamez The 4 year old Asian does that make me look like shit at everything
Who cares if there's that many notes I'm a machamp!
Some people get it, like me! So Wynaut? There's no Shaymin trying!
Bryce Denmark Ugh your puns make me tired. I'm getting a Koffing
Ekans see what you did there.
Bryce Denmark I'm sorry I should've kept my meoth shut
I didn't mean to Steelix the spotlight.
Alright, that's a lot of notes, gonna get all my friends here with me so we can pla- aaaand, I have no friends. Great.
CandyHørnz XD
Same
;-;
CandyHørnz XD
Lol
a simple twix bar *raises my hand* CHOTTO MATTE I WILL HELP YOU MY FRIENDS TOO WE ALL PLAY PIANO (side note: I play 2 other instruments)
a simple twix bar I'll be your friend
Came back and finally found my first ever liked video. It's still as beautiful as I remember it being.
Chuck Norris can play this. As he has a hidden fists under that beard of his.
hhds113 LOLZ
hhds113 Exactly.
***** Final fight!
hhds113 chuck norris joke in 2015? I must be going crazy
ChrisDied Its the classics. You can't beat classics.
Play this at my funeral
/watch?v=9lNZ_Rnr7Jc
You're welcome
Bobbin Threadbare The link dose not work for me m9
no, what you play at a funeral, and this is fact, is "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox When I Die"
Sketchable Art Okay,maybe...
Sketchable Art look at my subscribe i've place'd the link of the Original song on i've place'd it 6 months ago .
Three is probably a one year old Asian who can do this blindfolded with one foot
lol XD
Please, when I did this I was riding a horse in a shark tank fighting shrek, with my ear when I was just born. We can do anything.
ikr lol
NOW THAT'S WHERE A MISTAKE HAS BEEN SAID.
+Toy Chica hi toy chica
holy fuck, i used to listen to this CONSTANTLY, before I knew bad apple was an actual song. the memories!!! i’m so glad this was recommended to me
Not as hard as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Or pop goes the weasel
omg dont get me started on that......took me a year to do that
+Nicholas Seepersad your just bad at playing piano then...
No it is it's just less notes the song it's self is incredibly hard at full it will be 100,000,000 notes since the song is not ment for piano
Thats true...plus I dont really play piano so I got to learn that
At first I was like...why dis have 12 million views?BUT THEN MY EARS EXPLODED IN A GOOD WAY
Meow Catters Pho kủ cọb lễn
Meow Catters 1 year ago still 0 views
Vegeta, how many hands dies the scanner say you need for this song?
Vegeta: OVER 9000!!
Kim Lindahl
Noooooo realllllly???
This was the first version of bad apple that I had ever heard, and it's giving me nostalgia
This song makes my fucking speakers glitch out
I can't remember when was the first time I watched this, but this was the video that introduced me to Touhou. Thank you, TH-cam, for putting this into my recommendations one day.
I think it introduced 1/3 fandom population to game
it didn't introduced me, a rage youtube comment introduced me to
(war on which is hardest, the undertale camp never played touhou, was wondering myself what was touhou, played it, and now i'm a big fan)
To play this you must be in a slightly different position than usual. When the song begins, play like you normally would. As the song progresses, place your foot atop the piano and slowly bring your weight down on it. Eventually you shall completely lie down on the piano and carefully distribute your weight. Now, the next step may require assistance for amateurs. This can be from siblings, friends, spouses, or pets. All participating shall flop on the piano like fishes desperately gasping for fish oxygen. This requires much practice and study to succeed. It is recommended that you take several times more caffeine than usual. Any seizures that may be induced are encouraged. Others can also help by dragging their faces wherever keys seem neglected. As others may have demonstrated, random children are especially helpful for this part. They tend to become professionals in no time. Try to keep the steady pace of a cheetah who just got its cheetah girlfriend stolen by a flying monkey. Many will have passed out by the ending, but if you have not, good job. You now have three days to live.
Our first dying wish is Scout's. He's...drawn me having sexual congress with a Touhou character.
oohhh myy toaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD XD XD this made my day
omz ty
LOLOLOL
1:30 am, I'm about to sleep and somehow my mind is playing this music and thus why I'm here at this hour. I've not listening to this in 5 years, yet my mind still remember it like it was yesterday
same
How to play Bad Apple
Step one: Download Sheet Music
Step two: prepare piano
Step three: read over music until you get the hang of it
Step four: very carefully GROW SIX MORE ARMS
XD so damn right true
You mean 60 more arms
babynoah02 thank you
Just imagine how amazing the song would be if it was a good apple.
OMG it souns like a virus corrupting the piano
+Felipe Gon Ikr!
what you mean with lkr?
+Felipe Gon ikr = i know right
Mahi Iquram-zia thank you. I do not know some of these abreviations. Iam brazilian. Thank you so much
Yup your right
This was my brainrot when I was 7. Watched this twice as much as the original music video
0:20 Oh I could play this with my friend. Going pretty smoothly
0:30 Ok.. 3 people??
0:45 Wait, I have to play words??
0:53 I have to play notes on other notes??
1:21 *5 people slam their heads on the piano *
1:35 *Cats run across piano *
2:44 HOW DO YOU PLAY AN APPLE???
2:59 WTF???
3:27 I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY PICTURES!!!
4:20 What does that even say???
4:36 HOW
5:03 IM DONE! GOODBYE!!!
5:35 *Closes laptop and slams the door *
Nattie Cece l..
Yeah,your right!it should change the title to nad apple black midi😬😬😬
Apostolos Georgoulopoulos this isn't black midi, though.
Nattie Cece the pictures and words don't make noise, meaning you don't have to play them :P
LOL!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
how it feels to chew 5 gum
HAHAHAHA
Pffft, hahahha xD
Connie Bratkiewicz ooo add it hi you'll
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There's a way to do it, record yourself playing every color with both hands (only of the measure is too high) then record yourself again doing the next colors (excluding note art), after you finish, put on a montage with the whole hands.
(No need to thank me) ;)
....can't I just grow extra arms and hire Chuck Norris?
+rpm23974 YES YA CAN!
+rpm23974 if you were in chernobyl you could easily
Oooooooh, good idea
+Jorge's idiotic cartoons I don't think so, look at 5:02 , THAT'S LIKE IMPOSSIBLE
The fact that his pc could barely handle the hundreds of notes all at once makes this all the better
I probably ruined the joke, but it's actually because he is using the Microsoft GS Wavetable Synth which is known to be terrible, OmniMIDI could handle this no problem.
now make a banana
0:03
I can do this!
0:24 I'mma need a few friends.
0:38
I’MMA NEED A LOT OF FRIENDS
1:18 I'mma need an army
4:35 I'mma need an america
5:02 I'mma need a russia
5:27 I'mma need an earth
I was listening to Welcome To The Black Parade and got here.
みんななんて言ってるの？
SAME
Same here
Me too! Yay.
Same 😂😂
I have most of this memorized but how do I press every white key at once lol
Body slam the piano
European Chez and French Baegils Jesus, I love these types of comments LOL!!!!!!😂😂
Grand you just take your entire body and lay on the edge of the piano.
100% guarantee to hit all notes except black
This is actually normal for opressed japanese children to play this.
Avery Jay I've seen one able to do E=MC2. Mean while in my class I'm facepalming on trying to figure out the square route of 19. While I still am past most everyone else in my class, I still can't figure out on HOW to use square routes correctly.
I think you've got japan mixed up with china
Japan isn't oppressive, China is.
Chassan Blubman indeed
Chassan Blubman you better tell'em
Who else came here just for the sake of seeing the apple?
Draven'sCharacters TV me but this was crazy
Duvon Morris ye
Draven'sCharacters TV me
Draven'sCharacters TV i thought it was gonna be clickbait
Draven'sCharacters TV me
This an Night of Nights are just fucking pure nostalgia for me.
5:31 *lays whole body on top of piano keys* NAILED IT!!!! >8T
Welcome to the comment section where you can find some tutorials how to play this song.
Ikr XD
Step one:
Upload consciousness.
Step two:
Build a robot with... 42 hands? o-0 (15 fingers per hand.)
Step three:
Play this song.
Step four:
Take over the world.
...
lol
How to play: Throw several fish on the piano and while they flop around, records the notes on your phone
Chuck Norirs can play this with his nose
No he can play it with his MIND
Nnamdi O DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN
Or that fist in his beard
Bruce lee can play this with his feet
No. He. COULDN'T.
this video brings back so much nostalgia T_T
It's mandatory to watch this at least twice a year
I am going to play this. Hold my beer.
Macchez all you really need to do to play this is to throw your piano off the roof and it'll play this
HOLD MY BEER.
*shoots piano*
Biggie Cheese nooooooo
Biggie Cheese you just shoot the notes XD
Macchez someonr alreadu write this
This would be perfect battle music for an RPG.
Agread
May I ask what game? I'm not big on playing Japanese games, so may I ask which one?
***** Thanks.
if only a video game had used this, tou bad
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Or an anime intro
The guy who played the original version was not human...
The thing I've notice about these types of songs is that, though they look great, they also sound half-good. What I'm really saying is that songs like this must have been created by extraordinarily talented composers to make the song both audibly and visually pleasing.
I could totally play this. With three other people.
Mine would be about 5. I don't have fast fingers.
Someone hold my bear I got this.
SEXY POTATO "bear"
its the same
SEXY POTATO it's beer
LastrevioGamingR0manHD No I dont drank. I just need someone to hold my pet bear.
SEXY POTATO
pedobear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I would like to thank this video for introducing me to Touhou
Oh, I would have no problem playing this. If I was an octopus with twice the normal number of tentacles.
I don't think 6 extra fingers would ever get me through this song >_
but then you would have to worry about remembering all the right notes
這種節奏一般鋼琴家也都要干拜下風了。
Ever on and on I continue circling
With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing
And suddenly I see that I can't break free-
I'm
Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity
With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony
To tell me who I am, who I was
Uncertainty enveloping my mind
Till I can't break free
And
Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real
But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel
So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside
And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night
You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go
But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know
If I make another move there'll be no more turning back
Because everything will change and it all will fade to black
Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night?
Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light?
Am I hurting? Am I sad? Should I stay, or should I go?
I've forgotten how to tell. Did I ever even know?
Can I take another step? I've done everything I can
All the people that I see I will never understand
If I find a way to change, if I step into the light
Then I'll never be the same and it all will fade to white
Ever on and on I continue circling
With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing
And suddenly I see that I can't break free-
I'm
Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity
With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony
To tell me who I am, who I was
Uncertainty enveloping my mind
Till I can't break free
And
Maybe it's a dream; maybe nothing else is real
But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel
So I'm tired of all the pain, all the misery inside
And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night
You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go
But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know
If I make another move there'll be no more turning back
Because everything will change and it all will fade to black
If I make another move, if I take another step
Then it all would fall apart. There'd be nothing of me left
If I'm crying in the wind, if I'm crying in the night
Will there ever be a way? Will my heart return to white?
Can you tell me who you are? Can you tell me where I am?
I've forgotten how too see; I've forgotten if I can
If I opened up my eyes there'd be no more going back
'Cause I'd throw it all away and it all would fade to black
You’re welcome btw
¡Made all steep sqeed! |)()_()| /-\|°|°|è
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Bif'di (I completen't)
I cant do this
//sarah ur an asian
"oh yeah. here, hold my ricebowl"
lmao
I'm Thai
+Puppy Cadets/Puppy Place im thai to
lmao
Yellow Matsu yes I'm Asian but I'm Indonesian because I have no idea how to play this song
I remember watching this all of the time back in like 2013 around 10 years ago I was like 5 or 6❤❤
I love how they made a bunch of shapes to match the song
Me: *plays basic chord progression with some ez melody*
What my younger cousin hears:
Step 1) lay on piano
Step 2) have a seizure
like... epilepsy seizures? cuz then i could play dis song easily!
***** Jealous of shonefan10*
***** Who?
To me this is the definitive version of the song.
OMG IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW
Wtf xD
DAMN I JUST HAD A SEIZURE
SO MANY COLORS
XD
Damn the colors I'm high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
X3
As easy as riding a bike...
That's on fire and you have no legs or arms and your blind....
Uphill...
With no wheels.
With fire obstacles to maneuver around.
how da hell did u get on the bike?
+rpm23974 You dont
Not only can I touch the rainbow and taste the rainbow, if I grow a few hundred more arms i could play it too!
Came back after growing 3 new pairs of arm in a freak nuclear accident, might be able to play it now.
u good?
Hold my beer i got this
Chuck Norris Can Play this With His One Tongue With his Eyes closed While hes drinking water while he is playing another piano song while he is texting his friends while commenting on his OWN TH-cam CHANNEL and last. While he is in a sinking car dead.
True dat, my friend.. This comment proves Chuck Norris can do anything..
Isaac Clarke he is human, and no human can do all that
DDRockerLawl lol
DDRockerLawl wait he actually can? :o
Brandan Gaming Ye, he invented this song
Plot twist: It's an octopus.
This post made me die.
James Nova How'd you comment, then?
marcusesepisode
Isn't it obvious?
He's a zombie.
Turudelas13 you can tell by his low IQ
SPOILER !
this vid is the reason why i’m a huge geek today
How to play this: Call 5 Expert pianist and 2 seizure people.
Or in anime way. call 5 Austria. this would be enough.
I have finally found an HETALIAN not on a Hetalian video... Finally...
Wolf Storm I scared from the fandom tho...
yes 5 Austria
I estimated 7 Austria's.
why not ten Austria