@@graver0bber You talking old EU canon or disney? Well in either case he's not someone I'd particularly want to be around. The whole "can make my bones implode with a thought" bit makes him rather unapproachable afterall. Plus he's known for killing those he deems incompetent or otherwise dislikes in both canons. Also it ain't entirely because of vader himself either but rather the whole fact that he's Vader and that attracts trouble I want no part of.
Out of all of these, the Bounty Hunter is easily the best of the worst as you at least have a choice to avoid most hazards and just take smaller easier jobs rather than bigger riskier jobs. I'd certainly rather be a Bounty Hunter than any of the other nine jobs.
Actually, a Rancor Keeper is a pretty safe job, as in lore they are stated to be non-aggressive and intelligent creatures. Jabba's Rancor only became aggressive due to what we can assume is mistreatment and abuse.
Regardless of how aggressive it is, a Rancor is still huge, with sharp teeth and claws. It’d probably step on you or swipe you with its claws by accident on at least a few occasions. And that’s not even going into the possibility that your pet rancor might chew on one of your belongings. You know how sometimes, dogs and cats will try to eat things that aren't edible, and you have to pull it out of their mouth before they can swallow it? Imagine having to do that with a rancor. Putting your fingers anywhere near its jaw carries a high risk of losing a hand.
Even then, Pateesa was quite affectionate with Malakili. In Legends there’s even a moment where he took the rancor for a walk (as you do), and the creature protected him from Tusken Raiders.
probably one of those city educated lads. "Bulls have horns, cows do not" or something like that, I have met a few who think that cow horns are like antlers. They get very defensive and often double down that "cows don't have horns, only bulls"
@@jamesbauer531heifers can have horns too. It usually depends on if both it's parents had horns or not. It's a recessive genetic trait. Also, you wouldn't know what a tit was if one smacked you in the face.
With worst bounty hunters dont forget greedo. Dude tracked and confronted han solo but insted of taking his gun instantly or stun shooting him he just sits and talks giving han a chance to take out his gun and grill him.
"We'll be sent to the spice mines at Kessel or smashed right here on the spot!" - C-3PO (Star Wars: A New Hope) Yeah, when droids are fretting about the possibility of being a Kessel mine worker, you know it's a bad job. Really, though, in A Galaxy Far, Far Away, any job that puts you into a dangerous situation as a lowly plebe where you'll likely die since you are listed in the end credits as "Rebel #3" or "Imperial #4," etc., (if you're even listed in the credits at all,) is a terrible job indeed.
Ngl an Exotic Species Smuggler is the worst. Think about how little of a crew you would have after delivering LIVE RANCORS. The only way the job would be worth while is if you have the money to buy a carbonite chamber that can fit most animals
The job of the Kaminoan cloner itself doesn't sound like it's that bad. It's more just that we witnessed the end of their operation. It'll be like saying being a jedi is the worst job in the world and use Order 66 as the top reason when that's more of an extrinsic factor of the job and not something that's really in the jedi syllabus.
Spice mining in legends is the stuff of nightmares. Pitch black at all times during your job, the chance of an energy spider stealing your life essence and heat to produce more spice, and you have all the downsides of being a slave. On top of that, the spider is undetectable besides the sound they make, and if you hear it, you're basically too late. In addition you basically have to preform parkour in the complete darkness in order to get to where the spice is purest. And in legends, it isn't even medicinal. It's used similar to a truth serum in interrogations
Explorers. No one will know what happened to you because no one would know where you are. Star Weirds Astronomical events/distortions. Unidentifiable anything.
Sith teacher of a Sith apprentice, is a terrible job, because you are bound to be killed by your most trusted person at any given time. Not to mention this was given many, many years ago, so a lot of Sith teachers might have thought of changing roles.
I guess if you stayed like really low profile and did the easiest jobs like escorting someone without too much wealth, and if you never got too greedy you might last a while. Might not be much, but it’s better than a blaster through the stomach.
Thank u for this video about the craziness of Star Wars jobs that I never truly understood! Also, could u do the weapons for the Separatists, First Order, and Resistance and Rebel Alliance?
It’s not just the death of his Rancor, it’s likely his death as well. Without the Rancor he has no value to Jabba and will be rapidly unemployed or worse.
I honestly feel so sorry for the poor unfortunate bastards who has to rebuild everything after a battle happens over or on a planet; especially when The Republic was fighting The Sith, good god!!!!
For some reason, I find it excellent storytelling to have death stick guy make good changes. With how many stories in SW are either awesome Force adventures or very brutal war, it's both fresh and hopeful for someone to have a somewhat good outcome. Also a nice nod to one of the best prequel era memes
As it was mentioned at the beginning of Darth Bane: Path of Destruction, cortosis mining was really worse, constant back breaking labor where you would work for 8-12 hours a day only getting paid when you bring up cortosis, you had to use a hydraulic jack to even break it off the vein. You could work the same vein all day and potentially not even get anything for the day. To make matters worse, the mines were not the safest places to work, even without the cave-ins, the miners typically did not have long life spans, the miners would lose their hair. The only "upside" might be that the miners were usually ripped with muscles from handling the jack all day. If I remember right, it was a 7 day a week job as well. Side note: Malakili was not a "rancor keeper", his title was "beastmaster", the rancor was just his favourite. It would still be a relatively shitty job (pun partially intended).
excellent book Really anything involving mining was usually a pretty bad job, as miners for spice and cortosis essentially had subpar living conditions, were subject to lots of health issues from the job, didn't have much rights, and usually there was some sort of unfair system to control them and keep them from getting out of the profession. (often by keeping miners in debt so they had to work to pay the debt off, which was made as difficult as possible) Plus, miners could fight amongst themselves to try and get whatever little they could. (evident in DB POD)
There needs to be a story game where you can explore the entire galaxy in a nonlinear way, with consistent updates that allow for the opportunity of the galaxy to be expanded.
I dont think you should count anything done by a slave as a "job" because they don't have a choice and don't get paid. I think you should also stick to jobs that weren't species specific as they might not be considered bad jobs for that specific species
quite a few of these feel like they are bad in hindsight on account of ending up dead... you cold say Clone Trooper fits in with this. Some of them are just crappy jobs, but was being a cloner a bad job? when they were building the clones
I got one, becoming the property of a kaminoan cloner. Having your age,sex,species, and every thing else fair game for your master to change and by the way disobedience can lead to termination. But at least you get food and bed I guess? Better hope your not turned into a literal monster those kaminoans are dark
Sith assassin is a truly horrible one. Some masters would outright torture their assassins in training like happened to Maul. Aside from all these, a smuggler would potentially be a bad job. Some of them had to move really bad and dangerous stuff, and throughout galactic history they'd have to deal with both pirates and varying authorities eager to either pillage them or arrest them and confiscate what they had. You could also say a cantina owner on Nar Shaddaa is a truly horrible job. There would be a lot of business but many customers there would be ready to suddenly start killing each other in your cantina. You'd also more likely than not be dealing with extremely shady customers all day every day, some of whom might even consider robbing you. You'd have to deal with the potential of being collateral damage in vicious barfights, people who might specifically target you, possibly have to drive out dangerous and unwanted types who might consider paying you back in a terrible way like blaster to the face or a beating, and to top it off the entire world is owned by Hutts. Nar Shaddaa's people would all be subject to Hutt laws made by slugs who consider themselves to be practically gods above everyone else and see all other life if tools to be used. Really, every job on that planet would suck in some way.
3:55 doesn't sound that diffrent then working as a zookeper on at an animal shelter and given that were dealing with a hot dry planet I could see myself living in one of those caves.
Bounty Hunting doesn't have to be dangerous, after all, you're the one picking the assignment. The pay may be lower but doing easier jobs is also available
Spice mining in Dune: Uses giant machines that normally get destroyed by the locals.
Spice mining in Star Wars: “Todays topic, slavery.”
Fr
The harkonenn had slaves, I’m not sure if any other houses had slaves though
FR
If anything, the constant worrying of Sandworms makes spice mining a living hell
Machines cost money.
Anything on a ship Vader is on.
As an Imperial Officer
No not Vader the emperor
The force chokings will continue until morale improves.
Actually Vader in Canon was known to be fairly nice and care about the lives of his troops and team. He only held contempt for the officers
@@graver0bber You talking old EU canon or disney?
Well in either case he's not someone I'd particularly want to be around.
The whole "can make my bones implode with a thought" bit makes him rather unapproachable afterall.
Plus he's known for killing those he deems incompetent or otherwise dislikes in both canons.
Also it ain't entirely because of vader himself either but rather the whole fact that he's Vader and that attracts trouble I want no part of.
Honestly, it would suck to be the family member of any protagonist.
Lukes bruv 🙏😭
Skywalker
As a tf2 player, love the pfp
Imagine being Obi Wans family member or friend you might aswell say your last goodbye
*cough* Kamado *cough, cough*
Out of all of these, the Bounty Hunter is easily the best of the worst as you at least have a choice to avoid most hazards and just take smaller easier jobs rather than bigger riskier jobs. I'd certainly rather be a Bounty Hunter than any of the other nine jobs.
Agreed 👍
Yeah
Also every bounty hunter that died went after someone way above their abilities
me too
Bounty hunting would be so cool
Actually, a Rancor Keeper is a pretty safe job, as in lore they are stated to be non-aggressive and intelligent creatures. Jabba's Rancor only became aggressive due to what we can assume is mistreatment and abuse.
Regardless of how aggressive it is, a Rancor is still huge, with sharp teeth and claws. It’d probably step on you or swipe you with its claws by accident on at least a few occasions. And that’s not even going into the possibility that your pet rancor might chew on one of your belongings. You know how sometimes, dogs and cats will try to eat things that aren't edible, and you have to pull it out of their mouth before they can swallow it? Imagine having to do that with a rancor. Putting your fingers anywhere near its jaw carries a high risk of losing a hand.
Even then, Pateesa was quite affectionate with Malakili. In Legends there’s even a moment where he took the rancor for a walk (as you do), and the creature protected him from Tusken Raiders.
A Nerf is like a cow but with horns…
Have you ever seen a cow? They have horns! 😂
Bulls have horns. Cows have tits
@@jamesbauer531 you're not very bright are you? 😂
probably one of those city educated lads. "Bulls have horns, cows do not" or something like that, I have met a few who think that cow horns are like antlers. They get very defensive and often double down that "cows don't have horns, only bulls"
@@jamesbauer531heifers can have horns too. It usually depends on if both it's parents had horns or not. It's a recessive genetic trait. Also, you wouldn't know what a tit was if one smacked you in the face.
@@ReicantheJestercows have horns
“Many pick the bounty hunter profession, but few survive.”
- Boba Fett
Jabba's dentist...
Do they even have teeth
Babbas bentist
You think that’s bad? Try being the guy who cleans Jabba’s toilet…
Oof!
Jabba's proctologist
Honestly it would be interesting to See a series about the underworld police of Coruscant 😊
Same. I can easily imagine coming across twisted experiments and forgotten genocides the deeper you go
With worst bounty hunters dont forget greedo. Dude tracked and confronted han solo but insted of taking his gun instantly or stun shooting him he just sits and talks giving han a chance to take out his gun and grill him.
"We'll be sent to the spice mines at Kessel or smashed right here on the spot!" - C-3PO (Star Wars: A New Hope)
Yeah, when droids are fretting about the possibility of being a Kessel mine worker, you know it's a bad job.
Really, though, in A Galaxy Far, Far Away, any job that puts you into a dangerous situation as a lowly plebe where you'll likely die since you are listed in the end credits as "Rebel #3" or "Imperial #4," etc., (if you're even listed in the credits at all,) is a terrible job indeed.
Ngl an Exotic Species Smuggler is the worst. Think about how little of a crew you would have after delivering LIVE RANCORS. The only way the job would be worth while is if you have the money to buy a carbonite chamber that can fit most animals
it depends on what deliveries you take, there are still ones like Mix from SW outlaws, harmless and easy to keep in a Cage
how about transporting rathtars?
And that’s assuming your transport doesn’t crash somewhere and cause an invasive species problem, like with the rancors on Koboh.
The worst job in the galactic empire would have to be thrawn’s position because he was surrounded by idiot imperial officers
The job of the Kaminoan cloner itself doesn't sound like it's that bad. It's more just that we witnessed the end of their operation. It'll be like saying being a jedi is the worst job in the world and use Order 66 as the top reason when that's more of an extrinsic factor of the job and not something that's really in the jedi syllabus.
Exactly, the job itself looks like a regular office job in a fancy high-tech lab.
Granted, you don't get to go outside, but the job itself isn't bad.
"Fun fact: In canon, HE THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING HIMSELF"... Bro... WHY IS THAT A FUN FACT💀
There's more to what he said
@@1BiG_HEAD So...?
The entirety of it is labeled, [ Fun Fact] @@For_TheRepublic
@@1BiG_HEAD Yeah, and the thing I said was part of that "Fun Fact".
the guy who cleans up the Bantha poo-doo
Spice mining in legends is the stuff of nightmares. Pitch black at all times during your job, the chance of an energy spider stealing your life essence and heat to produce more spice, and you have all the downsides of being a slave. On top of that, the spider is undetectable besides the sound they make, and if you hear it, you're basically too late. In addition you basically have to preform parkour in the complete darkness in order to get to where the spice is purest.
And in legends, it isn't even medicinal. It's used similar to a truth serum in interrogations
Explorers.
No one will know what happened to you because no one would know where you are.
Star Weirds
Astronomical events/distortions.
Unidentifiable anything.
Working for the House of Mouse and/or appearing in The Acolyte.
Sith teacher of a Sith apprentice, is a terrible job, because you are bound to be killed by your most trusted person at any given time. Not to mention this was given many, many years ago, so a lot of Sith teachers might have thought of changing roles.
I will love to be a bounty hunter in the star wars l would hate to be a geonosian worker
Will???…..
@@Aberybc29they built a multi dimensional jumping machine😄
You would literally risk your life everytime and possibly die while being young. Only a few bounty hunters actually became good and survived
I guess if you stayed like really low profile and did the easiest jobs like escorting someone without too much wealth, and if you never got too greedy you might last a while. Might not be much, but it’s better than a blaster through the stomach.
Organic waste disposal for a star destroyer
Lava harvester on Mustafar
Thank u for this video about the craziness of Star Wars jobs that I never truly understood! Also, could u do the weapons for the Separatists, First Order, and Resistance and Rebel Alliance?
to me being in the coruscant underground security force sounds way cooler than being a bounty hunter, BY A LOT
Just gotta be mindful of immoral bounty hunters, cutthroat criminals and the dozens of invasive species the Coruscant underworld suffers from.
3:37 fun fact, "Pateesa" is the Huttese word for "friend", so Jabba basically named his pet rancor Buddy.
Wait, Jabba's Rancor handler opened a restaurant? No way! That one side mission in Lego Star Wars where you help him set up a restaurant is canon.
Malakili mourning for the rancor hits different 😢😢
It’s not just the death of his Rancor, it’s likely his death as well. Without the Rancor he has no value to Jabba and will be rapidly unemployed or worse.
Worst job in Star Wars? Easy. Act in the Sequels (unless you're one of the legacy cast or Adam Driver)
Mos Eisley Cantina Janitor?
“Hey Wuher! We’re out of body bags again!”
I honestly feel so sorry for the poor unfortunate bastards who has to rebuild everything after a battle happens over or on a planet; especially when The Republic was fighting The Sith, good god!!!!
7:38 I though the coruscant guards were supposed to be police of the underworld of coruscant
Having to clean up after the contestant in the arena on Geonosis
Watching this right before I have to work at a nursing home for school 😭
Actually the Rancor & his Keeper were bonded. He loved the Rancor.
For some reason, I find it excellent storytelling to have death stick guy make good changes. With how many stories in SW are either awesome Force adventures or very brutal war, it's both fresh and hopeful for someone to have a somewhat good outcome.
Also a nice nod to one of the best prequel era memes
Jabba dancers too is transparent💀💀💀
As it was mentioned at the beginning of Darth Bane: Path of Destruction, cortosis mining was really worse, constant back breaking labor where you would work for 8-12 hours a day only getting paid when you bring up cortosis, you had to use a hydraulic jack to even break it off the vein. You could work the same vein all day and potentially not even get anything for the day. To make matters worse, the mines were not the safest places to work, even without the cave-ins, the miners typically did not have long life spans, the miners would lose their hair. The only "upside" might be that the miners were usually ripped with muscles from handling the jack all day. If I remember right, it was a 7 day a week job as well.
Side note: Malakili was not a "rancor keeper", his title was "beastmaster", the rancor was just his favourite. It would still be a relatively shitty job (pun partially intended).
excellent book
Really anything involving mining was usually a pretty bad job, as miners for spice and cortosis essentially had subpar living conditions, were subject to lots of health issues from the job, didn't have much rights, and usually there was some sort of unfair system to control them and keep them from getting out of the profession. (often by keeping miners in debt so they had to work to pay the debt off, which was made as difficult as possible) Plus, miners could fight amongst themselves to try and get whatever little they could. (evident in DB POD)
There needs to be a story game where you can explore the entire galaxy in a nonlinear way, with consistent updates that allow for the opportunity of the galaxy to be expanded.
I dont think you should count anything done by a slave as a "job" because they don't have a choice and don't get paid.
I think you should also stick to jobs that weren't species specific as they might not be considered bad jobs for that specific species
Jabba's butt wiper enough said.
Why didnt you use jedi survivor cutscenes for the coruscant underworld police section
quite a few of these feel like they are bad in hindsight on account of ending up dead... you cold say Clone Trooper fits in with this.
Some of them are just crappy jobs, but was being a cloner a bad job? when they were building the clones
Spice mining ? Lisan al gaib is that you
Paul didn’t do spice mining, did he? I didn’t watch the originals
Jabbas interpreter 😭😭😂😂
"A cow, except it had horns" yeah, so, a cow...
You know, come to think of it, Han Solo being a cowboy actually makes sense, for some reason.
Now we need to see the best jobs
4:12 yeah that makes sense, OR a darker thing. With the rancor dead he knew Janna would just kill him, no longer having use of him.
The real worst job in Star Wars is a member of the Ghost Crew.
The Ghost Crew?
From the Rebels Show?
Why?
Because most of them are jerks, while others use rage filled orders and demands.
Worst job? Hmmm... Darth Vader's doctor.
Therapist
Honestly, super happy for Malakili. Good for him.
I'm not sure being a slave can be considered a job, so those should not be included in the list
I got one, becoming the property of a kaminoan cloner. Having your age,sex,species, and every thing else fair game for your master to change and by the way disobedience can lead to termination. But at least you get food and bed I guess? Better hope your not turned into a literal monster those kaminoans are dark
So I have a bunch of Nerf guns does that technically make me a Nerf herder😂😂😂
Sith assassin is a truly horrible one. Some masters would outright torture their assassins in training like happened to Maul.
Aside from all these, a smuggler would potentially be a bad job. Some of them had to move really bad and dangerous stuff, and throughout galactic history they'd have to deal with both pirates and varying authorities eager to either pillage them or arrest them and confiscate what they had.
You could also say a cantina owner on Nar Shaddaa is a truly horrible job. There would be a lot of business but many customers there would be ready to suddenly start killing each other in your cantina. You'd also more likely than not be dealing with extremely shady customers all day every day, some of whom might even consider robbing you. You'd have to deal with the potential of being collateral damage in vicious barfights, people who might specifically target you, possibly have to drive out dangerous and unwanted types who might consider paying you back in a terrible way like blaster to the face or a beating, and to top it off the entire world is owned by Hutts. Nar Shaddaa's people would all be subject to Hutt laws made by slugs who consider themselves to be practically gods above everyone else and see all other life if tools to be used. Really, every job on that planet would suck in some way.
I want to try some death sticks.
*you want to go home and rethink your life*
I want to go home and rethink my life
imagine being obi wan , in luck is like being spiderman
Malikili loved that rancor
The Nerf is basically a docile small Bison... Minus the attitude.
I could to that police duty. Sounds like the best option for an honest buck or two.
What an incredibly creative video
Being a slave in general is the worst you could be in my opinion
Bounty hunter is dangerous and you are not around the best people but its not that bad either.
Nerf herder is rhe Star wars version of a cowboy.
The worst job is being the villan.
I would hate to be a TIE fighter pilot.
erm actually the one who tried selling obi wan death sticks was called Elan Sleazebaggano
You forgot fuel purity inspector at the Imperial Bureau of Standards.
Can you do for first order
i know one: watching it
Brother cows have horns also lol
World jobs in the rebel alliance!
I guess there is one reson why be to bounty hunter opportunity get tons of gredist
Bounty hunting is actually not a bad job. It’s just that you need the tools like weapons😅 0:47
10:43 looks more like a bison
Sorta does
I would rather be a bounty hunter or storm trooper, I might choose imperial agent like callus
Coruscant Police Department
3:55 doesn't sound that diffrent then working as a zookeper on at an animal shelter and given that were dealing with a hot dry planet I could see myself living in one of those caves.
The worst job I can think of is watching any star wars programs under the Disney name..
Besides the first 2 mandalorian seasons
Lame take.
@@yodyyodersonand the most of the last clone wars season
@@Jo-og1fgand Andor
Bad take
Bounty Hunting doesn't have to be dangerous, after all, you're the one picking the assignment. The pay may be lower but doing easier jobs is also available
A bounty hunter who has a bounty on them😂
Wtf the spider doing to that man in the thumbnail
2:26 we have red 5 saying jumped before gta 6
What about the job that Finn had when he was a stormtrooper
If covering geonosians you gotta cover the nemodians. Literally all of the hive species have a bad time.
youngling during order 66
So basically it’s like the Star Wars version of vaping 5:23
An Elite Squad Trooper under Crosshair
ähhh cows have horns here too even on earth cows have horns ...
Moisture Farmer doesnt seem so bad though its a simple life
For some reason I saw someone comment 10 wheels of cheese
Or a star war bison by the looks of it
0:08 - 0:13 My last job in a nutshell.
Death sticks was a joke for the cigarette smokers
Jabbas dancer is the worst job
Why do death sticks look like glow sticks 5:38
Emperors servant
so was number 1 the worst or number 10?
Ill take fugite recovery any day.
Was I the only one who thought death sticks were cigarettes
i would not count being an intern as a "job"...