Why The Hobbit Trilogy Failed To Equal Lord Of The Rings

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  • The Hobbit trilogy is one of the most disappointing things since... well, most of modern entertainment. And I think it's about time I explained why these movies are so terrible.
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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
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    • @vinzingerakaelotakuakatheweebp
      @vinzingerakaelotakuakatheweebp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

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    • @x0re89
      @x0re89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      keep up your work man, one of the few honest people left here it seems.

    • @plantboi7746
      @plantboi7746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like the dragoon

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Drinker I think Hobbit is another great idea for production hell, what do you think?

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vinzingerakaelotakuakatheweebp Cowboy Bebop is perect type of anime for Drinker and he would have lot of fun with it. Fairy Tail on the other hand would be excellent choice for roasting something.

  • @tannerrennat7786
    @tannerrennat7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16678

    The only movie adaptation, where it's quicker to just read the book.

    • @fiercephoenix4389
      @fiercephoenix4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

      More fun too

    • @ZapDash
      @ZapDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Is it really? I wouldn't doubt it, but if this is a true fact then it is amazing.

    • @Awolfx
      @Awolfx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      @@ZapDash I've read the Hobbit twice, and if anything it'll keep your interest more often than all 3 movies will combined.

    • @vivechjorviani5440
      @vivechjorviani5440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      Audiobook is on TH-cam and actually is faster and better written

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Also the only book with talking purses and dog servants who walk on two legs. Silly as the movies were, they could have been even sillier.

  • @BingBangPoe
    @BingBangPoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5410

    Well, in Peter Jackson's defense, he didn't even want to direct those films, and fought for it to be one movie instead of a trilogy.

    • @violenceislife1987
      @violenceislife1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Yep

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +955

      After 6 years and the extensive documentary by Lindsay Ellis, I can't believe there are some idiots who blame Jackson for this.

    • @NoobsofFredo
      @NoobsofFredo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      Aye, almost everything that people hate about the films can be laid solidly at the feet of the producers, and almost all of them were fought tooth and nail by Jackson.

    • @millcha
      @millcha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Guillermo De Toro is to blame because the fat oaf cant just stick to a project.. Most the dumb things thrown in were his doing, back when he was supposed to direct he thought of multiple movies .. I hope someone takes a book of all the movies GDT has abandoned and smacks him across the head with it

    • @user-microburst
      @user-microburst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Didn’t know that

  • @Dr.McMuffin
    @Dr.McMuffin ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    The only disagreement I have is that Bilbo DOES have an Arc, in the beginning he is terrified of everything, by the end he is getting down in the melee, putting himself in huge amounts of danger in an attempt to save his friends. The line where he ALMOST confesses to Gandalf that he found the one ring, but then says "I found my courage" isn't really a lie, he DID find that through the adventure. Its like... The point of The Hobbit.

    • @sarov7658
      @sarov7658 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude actually seen ppl dying whirl it's full plot armor and no stacks for last two parts of lotr

    • @Hannah-fe4yf
      @Hannah-fe4yf ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That’s true, he was afraid of everything to begin with, in the end he also became very afraid for and of Thorin as he became sick with greed, so he was willing to risk the anger of thorin in order to save him from destroying himself. An act of true friendship and care that really does mean something.

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's true. That's the whole point of the story to begin with. It's about "learing from your expériences" and "don't be too afraid of trying new things".

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Hannah-fe4yf Yeah I forgot about that part. And what you said is very true.

    • @FuuuckOffff
      @FuuuckOffff ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The arc doesn't end in him resembling the character of Bilbo in LotR, however. He is like a totally different character and lacks the personality of the actual character of Bilbo: rebellious, hedonistic, cantankerous, mischevious, etc. Other than becoming brave, there's no real character transformation.

  • @SlidingRhino
    @SlidingRhino ปีที่แล้ว +344

    You'll need to revisit this, as we now know the Hobbit trilogy is now a work of art compared to Rings of powet

    • @technojack3719
      @technojack3719 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Isn't this sad? That we accept crap because there's something crappier? I for one would prefer quality, but that's just me.

    • @vaultboy4710
      @vaultboy4710 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@technojack3719It's a common occurrence. Halo 4 now gets similar treatment. Gets praise for simply not being as bad as halo 5. 😂

    • @jackjack3358
      @jackjack3358 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@technojack3719 Hobbit wasn't crap tbh

    • @your.dark.lord.
      @your.dark.lord. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yep. 1 wasn't totally crap though, just needed some editing to take out the drivel..2 and 3 is where they dropped the ball.
      I only watch the 2 hour fanedit of the 3 films and it's waay better

    • @Nawona
      @Nawona 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@technojack3719 saw it again for the fifth or sixth time yesterday, and it is NOT crap. It is full of heart. Also , even the worse CG in it are miles above some of the stuff produced today in any Disney produced feature. And the best CG in it remains absolutely stellar today. The character animation of Azog is incredible, that character has so much expression, you can feel the hate. The entire scene in the Goblin cave has some fantastic character animation. The worse fx in the first movie has to be Radagast and his rabbits being chased by the Wargs, and yet it does not bother me like most of today’s MCU shit fx. Smaug was awesome. The introduction of Gollum was awesome. Tauriel is a great character and you feel for her when she mourns Kili at the end of the last movie. I could go on and on, this trilogy might not be LOTR, but it’s faithfull in spirit, and it’s worthy of it as a nice extension of the "Peter Jackson universe" imo. Like a cartoon version of it almost

  • @Dartowl1
    @Dartowl1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4752

    “What inspired you to make the hobbit a trilogy instead of a stand alone film?”
    Warner brothers: “money.”

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Three films that each grossed over $950 million just at the box office, I believe?

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Unfortunately thats true. Its even more funny when you realize that whole point of Hobbit is not to be greedy asshole.

    • @omarnavarro9690
      @omarnavarro9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I think two solid 2 1/2 hour movies would´ve worked

    • @rjofusetsudzin8011
      @rjofusetsudzin8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@omarnavarro9690 While I enjoyed the trilogy as whole I agree that third one was definetly prolonging battle too much.

    • @m.m.5448
      @m.m.5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ...and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience....

  • @davidbrinnen
    @davidbrinnen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    “I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.” - the Hobbit.

    • @nullForce
      @nullForce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      ☝The perfect quote for that movie!

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Reading that line in the book was chilling, such an oddly specific take on the idea of immortality

    • @ballybunion9
      @ballybunion9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well done, David. 👍

    • @anthonygreen6219
      @anthonygreen6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha haha perfection

    • @MalePifko
      @MalePifko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You got the second part wrong. It should be "..., like bread scraped over too much butter ".

  • @Sahmgirl
    @Sahmgirl ปีที่แล้ว +531

    The things you hated about the dwarfs is actually how theyre described in the book. Bombur, for example, was described as ridiculously fat. Same with the dragon. His motivation IS just gold hoarding in the book. He is an architype of people in power. I agree with you on most of your rants, Drinker, but not on this one.

    • @BoberFett
      @BoberFett 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Agreed, seems like some of his criticism is of the Tolkien story, as opposed to the movie itself.

    • @luismancerapascual4608
      @luismancerapascual4608 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      They could have actually dig a bit deeper in the lore, and without much drifting make Smaug an agent for Sauron to conquest all the Northern part of Middle Earth. With the Nigromancer in the forest and the goblins in the mountains, Smaug destruction of the Dwarf Kingdom is instrumental to take control of that Northeast quadrant. And with Arthedain long gone, only Rivendel stood up against them at that moment. Put a bit of that into the story and, although not faithful to the letter ti the book, you have a much more compelling story that is strongly tied to the lore

    • @Alexandermeister
      @Alexandermeister 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      That's why some books just don't make for good movies. They should have left the Hobbit alone.

    • @booperdee2
      @booperdee2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i think the main problem is that the films are trying to be LoTR. You can have simply motivated antagonists which drive the protagonists in a certain way, to contrast and frame them rather than defining the antagonist. The simple concept of the dwarves being ruined by their greed personified as a dragon that results in losing it all, only for the dragon (greed) to then be defeated by the characters exhibiting the virtues contrary to that, Dont even need Smaug to even have any lines of dialogue.

    • @christophjohnson3777
      @christophjohnson3777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yeah, dragons are just dragons. They dont need a reason to want to sleep on a pile of gold.

  • @englishlady9797
    @englishlady9797 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    I think The Hobbit Trilogy had the same problem as the Narnia movies. They took a book that was meant to be simplistic and a bit silly (because its for children) and tried to pad it out into an epic fantasy story like LOTR which is a much deeper, darker and more complex story for adults. In other words, they tried to make it something it was not.

    • @mrackelito1
      @mrackelito1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Batman managed to do it, maybe they thought they could too

    • @Sir_TophamHatt
      @Sir_TophamHatt ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mrackelito1 batman didn’t adopt any preexisting material like a book, they took a basic concept and created a whole new story out of it for film. There’s really no comparison here. Also it’s not like there wasn’t a dark and gritty, more serious and adult version of batman in some of the comics before the dark knight etc. were made

    • @rjlchristie
      @rjlchristie ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. Jackson wanted to make both stories into splatter/monster action movies.

    • @lucidbarrier
      @lucidbarrier ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I really liked the first Narnia movie, I think it was really good. It did kind of follow the book too. I know I was disappointed that they stopped making them. I know other people who wanted to see more as well. The White Witch is a pretty dark character for a children's book. If you have ever read the Magician's Nephew, you know what an evil person she is. I think they did a good job balancing things out. The studio really ruined the Hobbit movies by making Jackson make three of them

    • @mtcelticharper
      @mtcelticharper ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

  • @JimmyC1994
    @JimmyC1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3767

    I remember chatting with my mate about this film and we were like "The Gollum scene was amazing" and "the scene with Bilbo and Smaug was great" and "the scene with the trolls was awesome" and then eventually we realized "so basically all the scenes that were actually IN the Fucking book were the best scenes???"

    • @soccerchamp0511
      @soccerchamp0511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Yea, they literally could have (and should have) made just one movie with just those scenes from the book.

    • @JimmyC1994
      @JimmyC1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@soccerchamp0511 exactly. Two at an absolute push but three was just milking it unnecessarily

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@JimmyC1994 a duo-logy of 2 hour movies would work way better than what they had to fill out, and this is coming from someone who likes the hobbit movies

    • @xymos7807
      @xymos7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I saw Desolation of Smaug when it premiered at the movie theater I worked at. Saw it Midnight Release and I fell asleep about half way through the movie. It was so damn dry and long.

    • @JimmyC1994
      @JimmyC1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@xymos7807 I didn't even bother seeing Battle of the Five Armies

  • @kevinphoenix2007
    @kevinphoenix2007 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    Compared to "The Rings of Power", The Hobbit trilogy is a masterpiece right up there with Lord of the Rings itself.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nah, Rings of Power is better than the LotR trilogy

    • @anakinskywalker8859
      @anakinskywalker8859 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      @@reek4062 🤡

    • @burakardaaksoy6339
      @burakardaaksoy6339 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @Reek nice troll

    • @sumanimeup
      @sumanimeup ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don’t know why people are hating on Rings of Power I’m enjoying the show

    • @alurkingislander
      @alurkingislander ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rings of Power isn't as good as LotR but I say it's definitely better than these.

  • @spaceships.s344
    @spaceships.s344 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I actually really like the hobbit, especially as a kid. While lotr was darker, and raw, this feels more dreamy and light. It's a gateway for me to discover and love the whole lore

    • @timothygamble5565
      @timothygamble5565 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Agreed! Finally someone who’s not bashing these movies to bits

    • @kevinsmoon3257
      @kevinsmoon3257 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@timothygamble5565honestly i think they get unfair hate. I dont think they are good but they’re definitely not bad. I would use the term messy but given all the background bs jackson and company dealt with we got decent movies given the circumstances

    • @You-vv1xv
      @You-vv1xv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kevinsmoon3257If I had to rate it it’s like mid -1, The parts with Smaug is really the only ones worth watching imo and is some of my favorites but it’s only because of his appearance and voice. Nothing much about his insides appeal to me. Everything else just seems so stretched out or useless, such as the spiders and orcs. The spiders were a small part only there to build tension, and the whole thing went for like a long time for no reason. The orcs don’t need to be there. I don’t think there’s a reason for them to be there, and I never liked them being there. The goblin king’s death was never used in the end, and while I understood that the path of The Necromancer as Sauron was to build for LOTR, but that could’ve easily been a short film or something. It’s a pretty bad film, and its biggest flaw is its runtime.

    • @kevinsmoon3257
      @kevinsmoon3257 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@You-vv1xv yeah but all of those problems came from studio interference which is why i said that given all the bs jsckson dealt with these arent as bad as what they could have been

  • @AutomaTom1939
    @AutomaTom1939 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I think a better treatment for this movie would have been framing it as Bilbo telling the story to Frodo, so there are more fanciful elements; the singing, the talking spiders, the over-the-top action, and maybe even the ethereal nature of the glut of CGI would have all felt more organic--elements of a tale being spun by a storyteller. It's kind of inherent anyway in the fact that it was a children's book. I mean, the dwarves' names rhyme, for crying out loud. :) And of course also get rid of all the nonsense that tries super hard to make this an official prequel rather its own tale.

    • @pattmundy1770
      @pattmundy1770 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sort of like "Princess Bride"

    • @AutomaTom1939
      @AutomaTom1939 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@pattmundy1770 Totally!

    • @booperdee2
      @booperdee2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      if it was made to not be an epic like LoTR it would have been better. Del Toro staying to direct it was probably the right call

    • @jacquelynroe9036
      @jacquelynroe9036 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love that idea.

    • @greasho
      @greasho 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The intro to the first movie is Bilbo starting to write the story down in his book, which he plans to give to Frodo. You're basically saying the story would be better if it was framed the way it's already framed.

  • @sodagirl1092
    @sodagirl1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    "I'm old, Gandalf... I feel stretched somehow.. like...like a single book stretched over 3 movies each with a 2 hour run time and random Dwarf x Elf fanfiction thrown in"

    • @piotrwisniewski70
      @piotrwisniewski70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      "that's oddly specific Bilbo"

    • @americantopteam135s-t7
      @americantopteam135s-t7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Underrated comment

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Be frank with you, if this trilogy had merely been two flicks without all the extra nonTolkein written scenes, I would have bought the fancy pants version and cherished it. As it is, I wouldn't touch this trilogy with a cattle prod.

    • @josiahthibodeaux
      @josiahthibodeaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boy that’s a mouthful.

  • @DarkSpells87
    @DarkSpells87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2703

    To Smaug's defense dragons of Middle Earth are canonicaly opsessed with gold. He doesn't need another motivation.

    • @darthdragonborn1552
      @darthdragonborn1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      Yeah there’s a few other points in this video like that one, where it’s just a criticism of the book. And him saying Smaug wasn’t menacing and charismatic is 1000% wrong. Him and Gollum were the few things they got right.

    • @dartimosthatsit6001
      @dartimosthatsit6001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      A lot that was described as filler had book basing. Gandalf exposing the witchking is one that comes to mind. Beating that with a stick while giving only passing mention to (minor character) dwarf on (made up character) elf action seems like reaching for high fruit when there was so much lower fruit.

    • @josephjackson4312
      @josephjackson4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @Simp Zilla The thing i dont like about how they handled Smaug is how they had the archer just see its weakness from a distance, the missing scale. I feel using the invisibility with the ring to get up close to find that missing scale and then tell the archer about it is like Bilbo's biggest contribution to the entire story and they took that away from him.

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think it's possible to change and improve on a character's shallow motivation in an adaptation; just look at Thanos, a villain trying to donate half the Universe to Lady Death's OnlyFans, who was converted by the MCU into a complex anti-villain who comitted genocide because his radical Malthusian views made him believe he was doing the right thing.
      In Smaug's case, they could take a hint from the power and corruption theme of LoTR and explore the concept of greed in a nuanced way, perhaps by exploring what kind of hole was the dragon trying to fill in his life with all the gold he's hoarded. Or give it a different goal; after all, money is power.

    • @DarkSpells87
      @DarkSpells87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@starkillersneed it's a dragon. He doesn't need complex background. He is greed incarnated based on Fafnir from Norse mythology.
      Why does todays audience require everything to be explained? Dragon hates dwarves and is obsessed by gold. We don't need to know if his mommy dragon was abusing him as a child or something. And we 500% don't need some political commentary or other things.

  • @TheBalisongBear
    @TheBalisongBear 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    One of my favorite moments in LOTR is when Gimli finds the tomb in Moria.
    Then the orcs start coming.
    Everyone else gets ready, but they're all clearly afraid. But not Gimli.
    "Let them come, and they shall see that there is yet one dwarf in Moria who still draws breath."

  • @kia4now
    @kia4now ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I think your strongest point was when you said it tried to be epic and lighthearted and fun at the same time. They needed to pick a direction, and I think they should have stayed true to the books and kept the hobbit more like a children's book. It would have been a great opportunity for a younger generation to get into this genre

  • @bionicleanime
    @bionicleanime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    This trilogy is exactly what Tolkin feared would happen when he said Hollywood will butcher his work.

    • @BaronVonBielski
      @BaronVonBielski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      What’s funny is the same director who did the lord of the rings books justice, screwed up the hobbit.

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      @@BaronVonBielski Except A. Guillermo Del Toro was the Original Director and a lot of the unnecessary changes were his ideas
      B. Jackson wanted it to just be one movie or a 2-parter at best
      C. It was still the studio's idea to keep and make a lot of these changes to the script and stretch it out to a trilogy.

    • @DragonSlayerCommentariesHQ
      @DragonSlayerCommentariesHQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      This is a classic case of studios getting too involved and making things worse. It's funny how video games do Tolkien's work justice more.

    • @RS-vz5gc
      @RS-vz5gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@BaronVonBielski because he had an entirely different production studio and due to the fact that Warner Bros took over instead of New Line Cinema and all that company makes is cartoons.

    • @HIPEOPLE1887
      @HIPEOPLE1887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@HenryAvery-qg1hd those two games are even worse from a lore standpoint. Not denying that they’re good games, but Tolkien would probably not like those games

  • @jonsolo32
    @jonsolo32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    The action sequences destroyed the movie for me. Like they had to outdo the LotR trilogy.... it was ridiculously overdone.

    • @gerard2383
      @gerard2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      also most of the fan service just made me hate this more. It felt unnecessary

    • @randomthings1293
      @randomthings1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For me, it was the horrible, artificial and lore-shattering Elf-Dwarf romance

    • @independentthought3390
      @independentthought3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is why I think the first movie is actually pretty good. It was goofy, yes, but it had far less action sequences than the other two. The second movie was a disappointment, and the third movie was just horrible on every level.

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The barrel scene encapsulates the whole problem of the action scenes in this trilogy.

    • @tacticalchunder1207
      @tacticalchunder1207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Legolas was totally unnecessary and probably the worst part of the films. His action scenes were ridiculous.

  • @BlastedRodent
    @BlastedRodent ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I only ever watched the first of these films, because I was so put off by the use of CGI. The LotR trilogy made its world look truly real and lived in with a thoughtful blend of CGI and practical effects, and seeing that thrown away in favor of the same unreal video game look every other movie today goes for hurt my heart.

  • @bing_bong2411
    @bing_bong2411 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    3:55 to be fair they also did this in the book, and the reason if i recal is that they did not want to travel near the anduin, which was inhabited by men who often tried to shot the eagles with arrows

    • @S0L12D3
      @S0L12D3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most of the stuff he complained about was the same in the books

    • @Willj2407
      @Willj2407 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know it was quite annoying
      ​@@S0L12D3

  • @malcolm_in_the_middle
    @malcolm_in_the_middle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    The Hobbit is not "basically" a children's book: it is explicitly a children's book.

    • @winstonasmith9398
      @winstonasmith9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      It's specifically Tolkien's children's book.

    • @adamrawn2063
      @adamrawn2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Each chapter is designed as a bedtime story, which is why it is so episodic. In my opinion, the 70s animated version is better than the Jackson version, even with the 70s Folk soundtrack

    • @jorgeluna6577
      @jorgeluna6577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A nice easy to follow adventure narrated in a more simpler and linear way very enjoyable but those movies sucks balls.

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@adamrawn2063 the soundtrack was awesome!

    • @Bateluer
      @Bateluer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Kinda brings to light how far modern children's books have fallen in comparison. I remember reading The Hobbit in the third grade. I'm not entirely convinced today's third graders are literate.

  • @tehpeasant
    @tehpeasant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    As someone who really loves the book: The problem is not that Smaug is a bad main villain, the problem is that the movies focus too much on him and tries to make more out of him than there really is. The book is not really about Smaug, it's really about the journey and about Bilbo as a character being on his first adventure. Smaug doesn't need to have any big motives or plans, he just needs to be there as the final obstacle for Bilbo and the dwarves.

    • @patricktinkl4996
      @patricktinkl4996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Exactly. Smaug almost doesn't need to be a character at all

    • @tarron3237
      @tarron3237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Exactly

    • @trixstermillion2190
      @trixstermillion2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      And that is all the Big Bad you need for a 300-page kids' book.

    • @marvelsomething1952
      @marvelsomething1952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      He's like a laser grid in a heist movie which presents the final obstacle to the heroes. There's no point trying to give him a complex character. Instead they should've focused more on the dwarves. You don't have to give them all complex arcs, but pick a handful and develop them well. And don't make the others so goofy.

    • @Phonoodles408
      @Phonoodles408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The thing is books and movies aren’t the same

  • @AlphaQHard
    @AlphaQHard ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The eagles arent really a cab service. They help Gandalf out from time to time, but they dont serve him. Its like a friend doing you a favor and dropping you off along their route to work; you’ll get closer to your destination but you cant really expect him to inconvenience himself just to drive you all the way because its easier for you.

    • @noamz9527
      @noamz9527 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, if u were in danger of getting attacked and maybe killed on your way to work I assume your friends would have driven you all the way.

    • @justanothergunnerd8128
      @justanothergunnerd8128 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, the eagles are their own race and do as they want, whenever they want. They are conscious, intelligent beings just the same as Smaug or Beorn. They tolerate humans and don't eat them, even though they could. They are literally and figuratively above the drama of Middle Earth - far from a taxi service.

    • @StrongDreamsWaitHere
      @StrongDreamsWaitHere 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Eagles are the messengers of Manwe, who is more or less the “archangel” in charge of the other angels (the Valar) who supervise Middle-Earth. For complicated reasons, the Valar don’t understand the destiny of humans or dwarves and are reluctant to interfere in the matter of Sauron and the ring. Whenever the Eagles show up, it’s the Valar giving events a nudge in the direction they think, but aren’t certain, they are meant to go.

    • @matildastanford7019
      @matildastanford7019 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes.
      Drinker was being way too cynical and missed the mark with this one.
      The sheer ammount of prey a massive bird of prey that size would have to consume to maintain their metabolism would limit how long and far they could assist Gandalf & co.
      Wonder if orc was back on the menu for those birds.

    • @seagullskunk
      @seagullskunk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The main problem with the eagles was that the movies made them out to be extremly powerful which they just weren't. The reason why they didnt do the "cab service" in the book was because they were afraid of getting to close to any humans who might shoot arrows at them. Let that sink in and then compare it to the scene where they single handed and as it seems untouchably dismantle borgs army in the last part of the movies. Yes they were part of the battle of the five armys however it wasn't like the battle was won the moment they showed up the like its portrayed on screen.

  • @SonofsamSJF
    @SonofsamSJF ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I can’t believe this movie doesn’t represent THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY.

    • @Sam-gw5pl
      @Sam-gw5pl ปีที่แล้ว

      Not enough BAME, disabled, trans gender dwarves….. sorry, horizontally compromised peoples.

    • @dutch9357
      @dutch9357 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because “THE MESSAGE”

    • @VincenzoInfi
      @VincenzoInfi ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And doesn't cater to...
      *MODERN AUDIENCES*

    • @vagnerbeserra9190
      @vagnerbeserra9190 ปีที่แล้ว

      but that elf woman surely is badass, BELIEVE THAT!

  • @Radhaugo108
    @Radhaugo108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    The Second Movie ending with Smaug flying out of the Lonely Mountain only to be killed in the first 5 minutes of the Third Movie was a complete waste.

    • @Stresslvls99
      @Stresslvls99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Smaug got Snoke'd.

    • @Endru85x
      @Endru85x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Smaug was inspiration for Dark Raiden in New Timeline of Mortal Kombat games :).

    • @briankasnick4403
      @briankasnick4403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I missed the first 5 minutes cuz i got to the theater late. I missed it completely. Like wtf

    • @cheeseburger12
      @cheeseburger12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Stresslvls99 shouldn't it be the other way around? Ha.

    • @danielmeeker7587
      @danielmeeker7587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well, if they had made the hobbit into a single movie, they probably would have had to shorten it even more to fit in all the other events of the book. + It really was that abrupt in the book, in a purposeful way that would set up the plot twist of the battle of the five armies.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Honestly, Smaug being a rather shallow and simple villain I can forgive. He was never really meant to be anything but a foul monster whose greed and lust for gold was meant to mirror the darkest and flawed nature of Dwarfkind.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I liked Smaug. He was a true evil, one that is just a force of nature.

    • @RRTNZ
      @RRTNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah, his motivations in the book are not very complex, but even shallow villains can be played skillfully- here Cumberbatch just hams it up, helped by slightly goofy cgi - IMHO the most menacing movie Dragon ever is still Vermithrax, from Dragonslayer (1981), a combination of giant puppetry and stop motion animation, but that dragon is nasty and scary despite never speaking. Cheers.

    • @journeysmt4484
      @journeysmt4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Right, the Dragon Sickness. He could have been at least intimidating, but the unrealistic action, and the dumb shit every 5 seconds meant you just could not take him seriously enough for that to happen. The Hobbit should ae been its own thing, really. No expectation to be like LOTR. IT could have been awesome in a different way.

    • @throwbackthursday680
      @throwbackthursday680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt like the real villain in the first one was Thorins grandfather or something because of the corruption he allowed get to him. But I mean that was probably what I liked most.

    • @bruhman1221
      @bruhman1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Smaug is cool. Best part of these movies

  • @Rage-_-Quit
    @Rage-_-Quit ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tbf Samug's character was the only thing I liked about those movies, was waiting to see a dragon like that on the big screen for decades. They're aholes, they're full of themselves and they like gold, that's what a dragon is. They don't want world domination, they just want to fuck you and everyone you love up if you try to take their shit lol

  • @gabegoldswain
    @gabegoldswain ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I personally really enjoyed the hobbit trilogy. Not as much as LOTR, but still found it entertaining and captivating.

    • @robyn3590
      @robyn3590 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Me too. I'm sure everyone knows the back story on making The Hobbit Movies. Definitely will never live up to LOTR but I still enjoyed it for what it was. Especially seeing Thandruil ❤❤❤

    • @wolflaf911
      @wolflaf911 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@robyn3590not sure what his point was in the villains complaint cuz both Smaug and gollum are very intimidating foes

  • @pawarl.o.s.881
    @pawarl.o.s.881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Legolas and Gimli mending the relationship between Elves and Dwarves by becoming brothers in arms was handled a million times better than the forced relationship between Kili and Tariel.

    • @SolarFlareAmerica
      @SolarFlareAmerica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice BIONICLE dude

    • @cowboycurtis2229
      @cowboycurtis2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But they were both so pretty! How could you not have a love story between such pretty people, even if it makes no sense at all?

    • @Frosty1979
      @Frosty1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You know their names? Wow, I only remembered them as Hobbit-dwarf and the "Lost" woman.

    • @EmilyDickmesome
      @EmilyDickmesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wasn't it Tauriel?

    • @schmidtythekidd
      @schmidtythekidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Frosty1979 Funnily enough Evangeline Lilly dated Dominic Monaghan for awhile. A hobbit and an elf Lost on an island.

  • @antonab1
    @antonab1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    "The only thing more powerful than the one ring is Hollywoods desire to milk a franchise dry" still true to this day with Amazon making the rings of power.🤣🤣

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      According to the creators, the rings of power will be the most expensive TV show ever.
      If that's true, I will find it hard to contain my laughter as it tanks worse than Titanic
      😆

    • @moonbeeps
      @moonbeeps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carljohan9265 Tanks worse than Titanic?

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@moonbeeps Yes. Hyped AF, expensive to make, most disappointing debut imaginable.
      Just like Titanic.

    • @moonbeeps
      @moonbeeps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@carljohan9265 I agree on The Hobbit but Titanic is literally iconic and a classic. I don't see the relation between the two. I was 9 or 10 when Titanic came out. I'm 33 now and I'm guessing you're older since you're talking about the hype and "disappointing premiere" that there was in 97, but "hyped AF" coming out of a 40 year old is extremely cringy to me. Also, Titanic was the highest-grossing film of all time only being surpassed by a movie made by the same director. So, "disappointing debut imaginable" is far from reality.
      Unless you're trolling, it makes absolutely no sense comparing the worldwide success of Titanic to a fantasy trilogy that flopped enormously.

    • @moonbeeps
      @moonbeeps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carljohan9265 Also, it costed $200 million and gained a worldwide total of $2.195 billion. I'm lost here so you gotta help me where you went wrong.

  • @BelowAverageIdiot
    @BelowAverageIdiot ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The only thing more powerful than the one ring is Hollywood's desire to milk a popular franchise dry"
    This line perfectly described what hollywood's greed has done to every sequel, prequel and remake it produced in the latest years

  • @danielbojti1165
    @danielbojti1165 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The Hobbit trilogy doesn't come close to LOTR there is no doubt about that, but I would never say it was bad(except the 3rd part maybe). I particularly enjoyed the 1st movie and I didn't mind the slow build-up, it gave the story meaning and I personally found it compelling (as well as the side-arc of Radagast and Azog although they screwed that up later on in the trilogy). Part two was still quiet good, they did an amazing job with Smaug. And about part 3 well all the critique you say applies for part 3 in full extent for the first two movies not as much as you imply I think.

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The first part was without a doubt the best one. Not without flaws but nothing really eggregious and the flaws are very much balanced out by the genuinly great parts.

    • @matthewsmc
      @matthewsmc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Hobbit movies are a more arcuate translation from the book. The Lord Of the Rings adaption from the 1980's is a better adaptation than the criminal abomination that Jackson created.

    • @dflaming1371
      @dflaming1371 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @matthewsmc I thought trolls only lived in Middle Earth, good one though got a giggle outta me

    • @FuuuckOffff
      @FuuuckOffff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The third film is a bad film I'd argue. Forgettable with few redeeming features and almost nothing to do with the books whatever.

    • @dimitrilitovsk2372
      @dimitrilitovsk2372 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@FuuuckOffffI think the best part of the third film was the battle of the five armies and even that felt bad, but of course that's me watching LOTR, reading the books (including the hobbit) and then watching the hobbit films

  • @NihilisticCynic
    @NihilisticCynic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    I hated how un-dwarfy the dwarves were. Especially the “cute/hot” ones. And the romance with the elf.
    WE HATES IT, PRECIOUS

    • @me8751
      @me8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Exactly! Thorin and the loverboy didn't even look like dwarves.

    • @igorivanov299
      @igorivanov299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Women dwarves were supposed to look like their male counterparts, full beards and all, as mentioned in the original LOTR trilogy. Why then lover boy dwarf had barley any stubble. Was he an inferior male dwarf? Even the women dwarves have more testosterone then he does.

    • @LewisChristisonVids
      @LewisChristisonVids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You could tell they were trying to recapture the young heartthrob Orlando Bloom with them, and tried to make Thorin Aragorn 2.0 on top of that.

    • @kellerblair2952
      @kellerblair2952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LewisChristisonVids I mean technically he is the young king driven from his homeland set to reclaim the throne that's the book

    • @newwavepop
      @newwavepop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it always bothered me, because 3/4s of the dwarves looked like court jester caricatures of dwarves, and the other 4th just looked like rugged adventurer humans.

  • @ericredbear425
    @ericredbear425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Smaug and his gold: still a better love story than Twilight!

    • @kaiju115
      @kaiju115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Amen also Smaug was the only good thing in this trilogy

    • @danielporter7662
      @danielporter7662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao!

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I glad these jokes haven’t died yet

    • @marcusgarcia5089
      @marcusgarcia5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Luffy and Boa is the greatest of all time.

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaiju115 no

  • @dogma9609
    @dogma9609 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    @12:30
    "he's basically the same person at the end as he was at the beginning"
    i would disagree w that rather strongly...
    Bilbo went thru much hell, saved the day on numerous occasions, and "discovered his courage" as he said.
    even Gandalf warned him, that he won't come back the same

  • @wolftal1178
    @wolftal1178 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I agree with everything you said, except for Bilbo and Smaug. The Dragon, although I admit not a very complex character was actually a very faithfully adapted from the book, because that’s what the professor wrote. He wasn’t so much intelligent with ambition he was mostly just driven by his own desires. A villain can be powerful, but doesn’t have to be motivated by grand plans of conquest.
    as for Bilbo, well that again is very much how the professor wrote him.
    He did learn a lot more self-confidence, and when he went home, he more or less carried on his happy life.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      well, carried on with his life with some minor resentment of some cousins that he believed stole some of his silverware....damned sacksville-baggins'

  • @ThePartyPrimate
    @ThePartyPrimate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    To be fair, Smaug was a badass, and his scene with Bilbo is great. Too bad he was built up so much only to die 5 mins into the third movie.

    • @apocryphicdeath
      @apocryphicdeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I found it jarring to end the 2nd movie at the climax and start the third with it only the end it in the first 5 minutes. One wonders why they made that decision. Did they think people wouldn't come back for the 3rd movie if Smaug was dead?

    • @samescourt3801
      @samescourt3801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Honestly my favorite part about the whole trilogy. Cumberbatch killed it and it really did suck that he barely got any screen time

    • @alexrennison8070
      @alexrennison8070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, Smaug was great.

    • @eddielong8663
      @eddielong8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reminded me of cliffhanger endings in many of those old TV shows. 90% of time, the resolve in the following episode would be anticlimactic.

    • @bodavidson2804
      @bodavidson2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Would have made so much more sense to have Smaug killed at the end of movie 2.
      Then start 3 with the Lake Town refugees and everyone gathering to claim the gold.

  • @AnglicanFish
    @AnglicanFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    When you include Legolas, Galadriel and Radagast in a movie regarding a book that didn’t even include them
    *Sad Tom Bombadil noises*

    • @nullForce
      @nullForce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They probably should have thrown Tom in there for the fan service. They milked everything else. 🙄

    • @ironmonkey1512
      @ironmonkey1512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That birdsheet beard sled scene, I would have walked out but my kids were there.

    • @Gjudxdkjyzddhjnr7091
      @Gjudxdkjyzddhjnr7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

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    • @skaetur1
      @skaetur1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bombadil, the barrow downs, the scouring of the shire.

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of these days we'll have him... One of these days...

  • @dusanbursac5012
    @dusanbursac5012 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hobit was never meant to rival lord of the rings. It was a kids book much less serious that got forced to be a trilogy. It was fun to watch tho in all honesty I only remember the most the Smaug. I fucking love scenes with that dragon. Everything else is okay. It was entertaining to watch. Not even close to LOTR but it was fine. People are just shitting to much on it. Creating another movie series ain't that easy. If it was then LOTR would not have been that well regarded.

  • @garymcderp1146
    @garymcderp1146 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Hobbit trilogy sure seems a lot better now since the Rings of Power came out. In fact I watched it again (with extended versions) after suffering through the abomination that was the Rings of Power, and while it’s not the original trilogy it’s still a Peter Jackson film that I’ve grown fond of.

  • @ninaaniston1717
    @ninaaniston1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    This trilogy is the film equivalent of a phrase “I survived another meeting that should have been an e-mail”.
    It had its moments, but not enough to justify the effort.

    • @rockyblacksmith
      @rockyblacksmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@elock1277 That, as well as Bilbos dialogues with Gollum and Smaug. That's about as much as you can call "good" in these films.
      Some other parts reach "passable", but nothing better than that.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elock1277 only they skipped half the fucking verses because they wanted more unnecessary landscape shots

    • @strongsuccessfulweeb1400
      @strongsuccessfulweeb1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The hobbit was decent enough IMO..it just failed to recapture the LOTR magic..what i dont like is Tauriel and Kilis interracial romance..the excessive use of CGI..the Witch King being buried and not retreated to Mordor..the under utilization of Beor and Radagast..and that horrible depiction of the Battle of Five Armies. And Alfrid like wtf!
      The Singing is ok..in the LoTR books they sing A LOT..Songs have power Middlearth..The Eagles 🦅 are okay..they are servants of Manwe Sulimo the Elder King and they are the living proof except from the Istari and Glorfindel that the Valar are not blind to the suffering of Middlearth..and Smaug..why the fuck does everything need to have a complex goal..Smaug is the last of the Uruloki the fire breathing Dragons personally bred my Morgoth himself of course it makes sense that he will be an agent of Chaos and greed..remember Melkor the Morgoth poured his essence to the world and it is weakest in water and strongest in gold so dragons being attracted to gold makes sense..Legolas being there is okay tbh he is afterall the prince of Mirkwood and it does make sense for him to be there..Thranduil being a pragmatic asshole but ultimately reasonable because its a relief from the uber goody good elves and also his realm is the only Elven Kingdom left in ME and one without an Elven ring..Radagast being fleshed out a bit is ok too because he is an interesting character just underutilized both in books and film..and do orc really need a complex motivation? Dude they are literally servants of evil what more motivation can you ask from that?

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not nearly enough frankly. and all the poor connecting and aping of LOTR in the Hobbit made the original moments weaker through inappropriate usage. It made the universe feel like just another "hollyweird" production, specially with the last movie.

    • @strongsuccessfulweeb1400
      @strongsuccessfulweeb1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nillynush4899 yeah agreed its okay but not enough..my eyes hurt withr he cgi tbh..back then cgi was only ever used if all practical effects were exhausted now its just all over the place

  • @williamking2782
    @williamking2782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    In Peter Jackson's defense, he didn't want to direct this. He was told that if he didn't they'd get someone else who would. Perhaps he could have told them to stuff it and hire a lesser replacement, but I give him props for believing that he had a stake in the making of Middle Earth and would rather blame fall on him then taking the easy route to have the movies be blamed on someone else.

    • @EnvoyOfFabulousness
      @EnvoyOfFabulousness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I think it was also that if he didn't direct it they weren't going to film it in New Zealand. And Jackson felt like that would be a massive insult to the people in New Zealand who helped with the first trilogy, so he took it on kind of as a favor for them.

    • @teddkave327
      @teddkave327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Actually, someone else WAS set to direct, Guillermo Del Toro (with Peter Jackson producing). Del Toro spent over a year during pre-production on the film and before principal photography was set to begin, he left. I don't know if he quit (as the press releases would say) or if he was fired. After that, there was no time to look for another director so Peter Jackson had to step in and take over.

    • @stanlee5465
      @stanlee5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep, and they had the movie rights, and the property was essentially guaranteed to make money, it was really just a question of how big a hit they could produce...
      I mean someone was going to make the movie(s), so they might as well have been done by Peter Jackson!

    • @jamesrogers1554
      @jamesrogers1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It's even more complex than that though. They had originally hired Guillermo del Toro to direct and he had been working on it in various aspects for years. However he finally bailed when they kept increasing the number of films they wanted from the 300pg book. They then turned to Jackson, begging him to come back and sent a dump truck of $$$ to his house. But they also gave him almost no pre-production time and threw out most of del Toro's work. As such Jackson had little time to plan and with each movie he fell further and further behind. A making of documentary I saw showed that by the third movie he had to completely abandon story boarding and had resorted to taking extra long lunch breaks where he would literally spend time setting up elements and camera shots for the scene that they were shooting that afternoon. It said that at the end he was pulling 18-20hr days just to get the film finished by the studio's intractable timeline.

    • @Sigma0283
      @Sigma0283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He used The Hobbit and some of The Silmarillion novels in order to make this trilogy.

  • @wannaloginnow
    @wannaloginnow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Thank you sir for mentioning that higher frame rates make movies not look like movies anymore! A lot of times people pretend they don’t see/notice it! I think it’s also called “soap opera effect”. A lot of TVs have an option that causes a similar effect. Often called something like “motion plus” or some nonsense! I hate it!

    • @paulcanning4702
      @paulcanning4702 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I saw the 2nd Hobbit movie in HFR, never again as it looked awful.Made sure I saw Battle of the 5 Armies in regular free rate

  • @xenomorph6599
    @xenomorph6599 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I can't even dislike the Hobbit now that RoP has graped the world with its existence

  • @ravioli_826
    @ravioli_826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    In the book Smaug is the personification of greed. He’s meant to be a warning of what someone becomes when they get their hands on the treasure under the mountain. Tolkien’s biggest influence was Nordic mythology, where dragons hoard gold under a similar context.

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      This, I think Drinker missed that.

    • @GG-ir1hw
      @GG-ir1hw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Dragons were also created by Morgoth, so are very much bred for committing war crimes. It’s why he foreshadows wanting to align with Sauron (Morgoth’s servant). Also the film stays very true to the book with the dragon been under the mountain for so long. I don’t think it’s source of Sustenance was ever mentioned.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yes, and he's also more of a force of nature than a character. The important characters are the dwarves, men, and elves, and Bilbo. The novel doesn't really have a villain in the traditional sense, that's not its point.

    • @spacemarinechaplain9367
      @spacemarinechaplain9367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yeah, he isn’t supposed to be an ultra complex character in fact he’s more of an obstacle or plot device than a character.

    • @thatonetitan8456
      @thatonetitan8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@GG-ir1hw It's mentioned in the book. He's like a snake. He eats a literal fuckload of dwarves and then hibernates on his gold 100 years.
      Also, smaug is basically a baby. If you want a real kick in the pants, google an estimated size chart of Tolkien dragons

  • @wipje41
    @wipje41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Not even a mention of the horrible CGI? LoTR looks so much fresher.

    • @jack9315
      @jack9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I watched Lotr a couple months ago and it ages so well, even by today's standards it's still pretty good imo

    • @TheLevitatingFleem
      @TheLevitatingFleem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The very few & very small CGI flaws can be seen better in the 4k remaster, but like I said, they are few & far between. And are usually things out in the distance or weird shadowing. Still better CG than 95% of modern movies

    • @thedeviousduck8027
      @thedeviousduck8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Really for the early 2000s the CGI was incredible. It was used lightly enough that it wasn’t distracting and the post processing really sells it

    • @urbanmyths95
      @urbanmyths95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      well like the original jurassic park lotr used a metric fuckton of practical effect

    • @bazezikov15
      @bazezikov15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Video game cutscenes

  • @gregorytonarelli7109
    @gregorytonarelli7109 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    There's no universe in which The Hobbit needed to be three separate 3-hour movies

  • @conserva-chan2735
    @conserva-chan2735 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Everyone now: "Perhaps I judged you too harshly".

  • @ladylacrimal8447
    @ladylacrimal8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    As Bilbo said once, the Hobbit was like too little butter spread over too much bread. Thin and burnt out.

    • @RRTNZ
      @RRTNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice analogy !

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I still like the puddle of piss metaphor.

    • @Mopsey
      @Mopsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't even make sense, bread isn't generally burnt.

    • @Enzo-gw7zf
      @Enzo-gw7zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You good sir win the internet today

    • @ladylacrimal8447
      @ladylacrimal8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy Smaug shit, the Drinker approves me! Best Friday ever!

  • @herodotus6235
    @herodotus6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    “A politician who’s only there because the people are too dumb to get rid of him” - sorry mate, that sounds like real life.

    • @sgt.lincolnosiris5028
      @sgt.lincolnosiris5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Creepy stealy uncle Joe?

    • @TehWinnerz
      @TehWinnerz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sgt.lincolnosiris5028 no.

    • @gregoryl.levitre9759
      @gregoryl.levitre9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's 100% real life.

    • @GawainSSB
      @GawainSSB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sgt.lincolnosiris5028 Or Pelosi. Or Cortez. Or...

    • @illerac84
      @illerac84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sgt.lincolnosiris5028
      Nah

  • @charliecasebolt5380
    @charliecasebolt5380 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “But hey, at least it will probably be better than the Amazon TV series.” ..prophetic words

  • @Barbara_J_K
    @Barbara_J_K 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I just watched m4 book edit of these movies (fan edit). The trilogy cut down to a 4 hour movie and keeping to the book as much as possible. It's really well done. Going to be my go to when I do a Lord of the Rings rewatch, will start with the single Hobbit movie now. It should never have been made into 3 long movies, so much crap is cut with this edit makes it so much better. And I love Bilbo!

    • @13thxenos
      @13thxenos 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where can I watch such an edit?

  • @AaronAaron247
    @AaronAaron247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Best description I’ve heard about this is “The Hobbit feels like having your appetizer after you already had the main course.”

    • @DmytroBogdan
      @DmytroBogdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They came in wrong order, that is true.

    • @georgemorley1029
      @georgemorley1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One plate of prawn cocktail is nice. Three plates of prawn cocktail will make you sick. Three plates of prawn cocktail advertised as three plates of prawn cocktail is fair enough. But three plates of prawn cocktail advertised as a three course meal will make you angry. And sick. And so it’s no wonder that these films make me angry and sick. EDIT - these were BIG plates of prawn cocktail btw.

    • @TheSuperappelflap
      @TheSuperappelflap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      in this analogy, id rather say that LOTR is like a 3 course meal in a good italian restaurant and the hobbit is the mars bar thats been stuck in your jacket pocket for 3 years. its stale and after you take one bite, immediate regret follows.

    • @dws6x292
      @dws6x292 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. For me the trilogy is a pretty good appetizer to the three course meal of LOTR.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the Rings of Power was the dessert that looked good on the menu but was substandard when it hit the table...

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Basically, they took a short children's book and tried to stretch it into a three part epic like LOTR. Like butter stretched over too much bread.

    • @goodputin4324
      @goodputin4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, like butter spread thin over a loaf of bread

    • @ImaginaryCyborg
      @ImaginaryCyborg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I see what you did there.

    • @jasonnation6615
      @jasonnation6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you didn't read all of his literature did you?

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Charisma Girl Female dwarfs? …Why?

    • @thetalkingdummy9108
      @thetalkingdummy9108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It could have been a 5 or 4 hour movie, but still very good films

  • @BulgyBoar
    @BulgyBoar ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's no doubt about it, the film was ruined by making it into a trilogy. The chase scenes are pointless filler and I just fast-forward through them every time (Radagast in particular is a painful parody). But I strenuously disagree that Martin Freeman was a poor choice for Bilbo - I think he was inspired for the character and I do think he shows considerable development by the ending. Likewise there were great performances from Richard Armitage and Benedict Cumberbatch. However, I'm really surprised that hardly anyone has mentioned the superlative performance by Lee Pace as Thranduil. For me, that was the gem of the whole trilogy.

  • @pizzasharkguy3807
    @pizzasharkguy3807 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I traveled to New Zealand and there are two HUGE things of note there related to LoTR. The Locals bring it up WHENEVER they can, and the sheer amount of effort peter Jackson put to filming it there is INCREDIBLE. (Just look up how Edoras was filmed this shit's wild)

    • @pizzasharkguy3807
      @pizzasharkguy3807 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Peter Jackson went to some INSANE levels to make the movie as true to the books as he could.

    • @88-V-..-A-..-N-88
      @88-V-..-A-..-N-88 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Recently been to the edoras location and it is simply breathtaking scenery

  • @hereontatooine4623
    @hereontatooine4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Legolas running on a collapsing bridge is a perfect metaphor for literally the entire thing.

    • @jillreyerma7592
      @jillreyerma7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How did they expect that to make sense? Because he can walk on top of snow? Yeah elves are light footed, but I don't think they can slow down time or push themselves off of rapidly falling objects. But yeah, pushing off of a rapidly falling object doomed to plummet does sum up the whole thing pretty great.

    • @winterval5764
      @winterval5764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @estoguy
      @estoguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He ran across a collapsing bridge?
      "I have no memory of this place." 😉

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was the gayest scene in the film

    • @knox7945
      @knox7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When I saw that scene, I imagined him hopping off of paratroopas from Mario and getting a 1 up at the end.

  • @bode8817
    @bode8817 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    To be fair the "singing part" is actually a pretty big part in the book, as I remember it.

    • @TheVioletBunny
      @TheVioletBunny ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It is he clearly didn’t read the book

    • @fritzmeier3573
      @fritzmeier3573 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheVioletBunny i agree. The move is very close to the book for the most part.

    • @stefankrunic8188
      @stefankrunic8188 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@fritzmeier3573 He's not being realistic at all. There were things that were forcefully added in the movies to make them much longer, it's true, but singing, that's part of the story and for me, it was done right. I enjoyed it.

    • @FuuuckOffff
      @FuuuckOffff ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The singing is fine but it IS used as filler. Like we don't need 3 verses and a montage of potwashing at the outset of a trilogy.

    • @laurence2424
      @laurence2424 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that 13, rough warrior dwarfs all have voices of an angle had me floored

  • @dimitrilitovsk2372
    @dimitrilitovsk2372 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I like to think that the hobbit trilogy is how bilbo tells the story to the young Hobbits in the beginning of the fellowship of the ring

  • @invisible.fatman
    @invisible.fatman หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I liked when Dopey baked a pie for Grumpy using the poison apple and then Grumpy shat himself for three more hours.

  • @XxGlaciersOfIcexX
    @XxGlaciersOfIcexX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    After over 16 minutes of ripping this trilogy to shreds, and rightfully so, the very last thing you said will probably be true; the hobbit will still be better than whatever amazon decides to give us

    • @Jointknight
      @Jointknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea this is the pathetic truth.

    • @cmasonw
      @cmasonw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The Amazon series will make The Hobbit trilogy look like a masterpiece to rival LOTR.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So like star wars all over again

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@owyemen9367 Prequel trilogy is way better than Hobbit and original trilogy isn't as good as LOTR.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-xx6vy9ri8p balanced

  • @Aerophina
    @Aerophina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    I thought the actor for Bilbo did good, the scared, quiet type is good for portraying a hobbit out of his place and thrust into a larger situation.

    • @circedelune
      @circedelune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He wasn’t Bilbo. Bilbo was whimsical, lovable, with a heart and courage that made his size almost irrelevant. He was not the down-trodden Everyman that this dude plays in every single role he has ever played. Bilbo is special. Played to perfection by Ian Holmes in TLOTR, but much too briefly. He has a wide-eyed, child-like excitement. I think the Hobbit could have been fun with the right Bilbo and the right Thorin, even with all the other nonsense they put in there.

    • @tonyfandango8182
      @tonyfandango8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@circedelune Martin Freeman is not the issue with the Hobbit lmao, to say the he plays an “everyman” in everything he’s ever done shows you really haven’t seen much of his work.

    • @circedelune
      @circedelune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tonyfandango8182 to be honest, I haven’t seen that much with him in it, and I’m not really interested. He wasn’t the only problem with The Hobbit, by far. I’m just saying that a better Bilbo could have made these movies at least watchable.

    • @tonyfandango8182
      @tonyfandango8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@circedelune I see what you’re saying, I do however think it wasn’t just a casting issue and Bilbo was written to be skittish, as opposed to adventurous like in the books. I think Martin Freeman could have done a better job with a better script and better direction.

    • @circedelune
      @circedelune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tonyfandango8182 it’s possible.

  • @derdholo4350
    @derdholo4350 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I do actually enjoy (re)watching Hobbit a bit more than LotR. Hobbit feels like a lighthearted Adventure Fantasy while LotR feels heavier and maybe historical/"realistic" Fantasy. I don't feel like I'm losing anything from LotR by enjoying the Hobbit and merging the worlds in my head. Btw, I believe only 4 or 5 of the dwarves were actually warriors before taking part in that journey, rest were craftsmen and "neither the strongest nor the brightest" or smth like that. Who knows, honestly, maybe I'm not smart enough to see those important world breaking flaws

    • @user-tm9ho3bm4v
      @user-tm9ho3bm4v ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, The Hobbit is the kind of movie you don't have to take very seriously, you order a burger and simply enjoy the movie.

  • @randylahey8207
    @randylahey8207 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That exchange when Gimli and Legolas are on top of the wall STILL gives me chills and makes me tear up a bit. Those movies had such amazing impact on every level, and I knew it would be hard to live up to that for the Hobbit. The farce it turned out to be is still beyond my comprehension. We read that in sixth grade if I remember correctly. It's a children's book, not a labyrinth world for teenagers. Maybe two movies, two hours MAX and it could've been much better...

  • @simoncobian2816
    @simoncobian2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The only thing I disagree on is Smaug I did enjoy his presentation on screen. He could have been the highlight of one good film.

    • @bigbadwulfen
      @bigbadwulfen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Smaugs motives were represented as in the book. Loving a hoard of treasure more than anything else, wanton killing. Not much to expand upon there really.

    • @jeffreygiven4713
      @jeffreygiven4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agreed. It was compelling... and I think faithful to the original source material.

    • @OurBlackFriend
      @OurBlackFriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I kinda liked the singing lol. The book had a lot of songs in it so that actually felt like a nice addition.

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I liked the Rankin and Bass version of Smaug because he comes off as uninterested. Smaug should be like an aged rock-star who has had a long life of drugs, sex and rock and roll. He has vast hoarded wealth can do what he wants but is bored of life and its hard to get him up when he is napping. but he is also very egotistical.
      He does not seem to care about Bilbo as anything more than a minor bit of entertainment until he starts to get angry over his theft.

    • @videonaterAD
      @videonaterAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Looking at other dragons in fiction, yeah that's basically what they do. Money and chilling. You usually don't see them go attacking people unless it's something like theyre summoned to obey by some magic, or they need to in order to survive.
      Also some dragons eat treasure to survive so that's always possible. He could also hibernate for long periods of time who knows

  • @coreydb3549
    @coreydb3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Doctor Watson runs around with sword waving midgets, gets chased by dogs, occasionally helped by a hippy, and gets “gold” addicted Sherlock Holmes killed before creating a five way turf war between rival gangs

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      get Edgar Wright on this

    • @baileylanore
      @baileylanore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I want to watch this

    • @coreydb3549
      @coreydb3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@baileylanore it sounds better than it really is

    • @hunterhunter5906
      @hunterhunter5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic synopsis.

    • @coreydb3549
      @coreydb3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baileylanore May I strongly recommend ‘Time Bandits’ in that case. Cameos by Sean Connery, assorted Monty Python actors and Ian Holm

  • @robertnoxon9246
    @robertnoxon9246 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In defense of the songs, that's Tolkein. He wrote in a lot of poems in the book. They turned them into songs, same difference.

  • @mellowtron214
    @mellowtron214 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    *Man, everytime I see that scene of the ring being picked up out of the snow, such a super up close shot of the ring and Frodo in the background, I get a lil choad chub. It’s wild how such a tiny little snippet of a scene can just turn my cinematic mind on so hard. I haven’t seen lord of the rings in maybe a decade and maybe once or twice a month I feel compelled to say aloud “a great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame” rolling the Rs like he does in the film. Cause it’s the most fucking metal shit I’ve ever heard. That’s what Lord Of The Rings is to me. The Hobbit has nothing comparable in my daily life. Denny’s Hobbit Holes!*

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Denny's Hobbit Holes..yet another failed movie/restaurant tie-in.

  • @me8751
    @me8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I've never understood why the dwarf leader and the "relationship dwarf" didn't even look like dwarves. They didn't have any dwarf characteristics. They seemed taller and more human-like than the other dwarves. And they seemed to be the only 2 to get any real screen time. Such wasted potential.

    • @eamonnholland5343
      @eamonnholland5343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      From the making-of content:
      They originally intended the dwarves to have more facial make-up like Gimli in TLotR but gradually pulled it back on most of the dwarves, with Thorin, Fili, and Kili being done the most. The explanation for Thorin's short beard was that he intentionally kept it short to honor the dwarves who lost their beards from dragon fire in the assault on Erebor by Smaug. In reality, it was probably to bring out the actor's face more. As for Fili and Kili, it was hand waved away as them being young. They also wanted to make Kili more attractive, so as to make the love triangle with Tauriel more believable, which is still pretty stupid in my opinion. Interestingly, Evangeline Lilly specifically requested that her character not be put into a love triangle like this when she accepted the role as Tauriel. For some reason, unknown to me, they reversed that decision and did reshoots to include it. There was clearly outside influence on the films, because if I remember correctly Peter Jackson only wanted to make 2 movies, not 3, and the reasoning for more money and greed is probably true.

    • @coloradospacegeek4226
      @coloradospacegeek4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, go figure a Longbeard without a beard. The book talks of how long Thorin's beard was and how proud he was of it.

    • @xFirtewx
      @xFirtewx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like they should be casted as human not dwarfs.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@eamonnholland5343 Odd that she would have predicted the love triangle thing. I wonder what made her make that specific stipulation

    • @samcochran8203
      @samcochran8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@matthiasthulman4058 She knows Hollywood

  • @Craftymcstabber
    @Craftymcstabber ปีที่แล้ว +901

    One criticism I disagree with is smaugs motivations not being complex enough, Tolkien did not expand very much on his motivations either, however the implications in the lore are that he had come down from the north after the dwarves had become so rich they gained his attention, and he just came to murder and pillage and steal because that’s basically just how dragons be, Morgoth created dragons in angband to use in the war against elves and they’re supposed to be intelligent but greedy beyond measure, all that being said I don’t think smaug really needed a backstory beyond what he got, and in fact I felt besides the goofy action sequences he was involved in he was handled quite well, his voice and size were very well represented as well as his cunning and discerning mind, that’s just how I felt

    • @geechyguy3441
      @geechyguy3441 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      In the Hobbit 2 when Thorin meets with Thranduil after he took them prisoner, Thranduil says "I warned your father of what forces his greed will summon" Considering Thranduil fought dragons before he probably knew that too much wealth attracts them

    • @melkor5599
      @melkor5599 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah and at least in the book he left the mountain to hunt.
      Also stop blameing me, all i wantet was a talking pet lizzard. Im not responsible for Glaurungs offspring.

    • @Paremata
      @Paremata ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm guessing that Smaug is supposed to be a comparison to the Dwarfs especially Thorin who are completely focused on the treasure and the Oakenshield rather than their companionship.

    • @Orbzul
      @Orbzul ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I agree, I do feel that calling Smaug overly simplistic is a bit much. It's like saying the Balrog was bland and uninteresting because "the dwarves woke it up one day so it decided to kill all of them for some reason". I do feel that his motivation in destroying Laketown was better explained in the books, with him being frustrated with Bilbo and the Dwarves' repeated escapes and seeking somewhere to direct his anger, he decided that the people of the town were somehow behind the scheme to invade his mountain and take his treasure and that they had defied him as the "true king under the mountain".

    • @listrahtes
      @listrahtes ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lets not forget this was a childrens book. It wasnt meant as a complex story like LOTR but a book children can relate. He just needed a big baddie that wasnt too frightening.

  • @shilliamwakespeare
    @shilliamwakespeare ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the drinker but I disagree with him about smaug. Smaug is a dragon who loves gold. That's really all he cares about. I do like his mannerisms though. He's like an English gentleman who is upset he hasn't had the honor of meeting you but goes on to describe the taste of dwarves and humans.

    • @rosscleary9110
      @rosscleary9110 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drinker doesn't understand the character so therefore its a bad character.

  • @MisterSpigot95
    @MisterSpigot95 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I actually enjoyed the Hobbit films; but then, I thought that the LOTR films were much too short, and that there were too few of them. I could easily have watched 20~25 hours of LOTR. IMVHO, the Hobbit film was an attempt to give the story a similar gravitas to LOTR, while also trying not to deviate too far from the original. But what the hell do I know? Millions of viewers - millions of opinions. Mine is just another.

  • @kingweeb3365
    @kingweeb3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Smaug is pretty book accurate from what I hear ,the whole reason he took the mountain wasn't out of some complex motivation ,he took the mountain for the gold ,thats it really

  • @Caz1242
    @Caz1242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    That romance side story was so unbelievable and contrived and apparently he sparked her interest by making some vulgar reference to his junk, after that she was hooked 🙄🤢

    • @Yolo_Swagins
      @Yolo_Swagins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well elves in Middlearth are immortal by age, so she can be like 500 years old, by that time youl probably already f*ck anything, so one dwarf is nothing but amusement :D

    • @JMoney_3000
      @JMoney_3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Yolo_Swagins Good point I'll admit LOL XD

    • @asmahasmalaria8596
      @asmahasmalaria8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You know why that was? Because originally there was no love story, but the studio said "Nah, we need a romance subplot"

    • @seanmoran6510
      @seanmoran6510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JMoney_3000 It’s a shit point and highlights the shallow thought process behind it.

    • @hunkleberrymilldewbeespark3851
      @hunkleberrymilldewbeespark3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@asmahasmalaria8596 because no movie is ever complete without a love triangle... Something the actress playing Tauriel explicitly told the writers she wanted no part in... Yet err we are, and the most u remarkable romance with no point or payoff in the history of big budget films...

  • @cejannuzi
    @cejannuzi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They had enough material for one 3-hour extended cut DVD and a 2h30m film. And they spun it out into a trilogy.

  • @AndyLowe-net
    @AndyLowe-net ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You forgot about that shiney stone that the dwarf obsessed over. It was like a poor man's ring.

  • @julespayne7928
    @julespayne7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The irony of the Hobbit being a tale to ward against greed then being chopped in three to make more money is hilarious

    • @stijnvdv2
      @stijnvdv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the original trilogy was already absurd enough. Everybody seemed to like it but my family ain't stupid and after each 3-4 hour long episode of the trilogy everyone was wondering wtf we had been watching.

  • @ImaginaryCyborg
    @ImaginaryCyborg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Boromir's death was one of those movie scenes that breaks my heart to this day. It was just so well done. The man was turned into a pincushion, and still manage to focus the last ounces of his remaining strength to kill a few Uruks, redeem himself in the process, and hold out until Aragorn relieved him of his duty.
    I wish my death would be half as honorable as his.

    • @Poet482
      @Poet482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's best that he died the way he did or he just may have just ended up stealing the ring and taking off.
      He got to die with his legacy preserved. Any longer and there likely wouldn't have been much of that man that remained.

    • @chatyxd6078
      @chatyxd6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Boromir is possibly my favorite character in LOTR because he's relatable and flawed. Out of the fellowship Boromir is the most human, he shows how men can be corrupted by power and turned from their goals. But he also redeems himself, Boromir is able to die a hero by overcoming his desires. Welp that's all I have to say, have a nice day👍

    • @sgt.thundercok4704
      @sgt.thundercok4704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well framed.

    • @anthony8041
      @anthony8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chatyxd6078 Since Aragorn's bloodline is mixed with elvish, Boromir is the only actual human in the company,

    • @chatyxd6078
      @chatyxd6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anthony8041 well who would've thought that the most human character is the most human😎

  • @froreyfire
    @froreyfire 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I agree with almost everything said here, except for Bilbo. To me, Martin Freeman was the main redeeming factor of the movies. Biggest problem: endless fighting scenes with no logic to the overall battles.

  • @lausdeo4944
    @lausdeo4944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    I disagree with his point on Smaug. I thought he was rendered perfectly as described in the book. Dragons are, at their heart, often motivated by an animalistic greed for gold (hence lust for gold is described as "dragon fever"). I also enjoyed how he was somewhat hypnotic with his words and speeches, just like Glaurung against Túrin in the Silmarillion.

    • @nicholasconder4703
      @nicholasconder4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I had no issues with how Smaug and the dwarves were portrayed. That was well done. The explanation for changing the black arrow from a regular arrow to a large crossbow bolt made sense. It was all the other excessive padding that ruined the movies - the extended chase scenes, the dwarf-elf romance, the prolonged battle scenes containing impossible stunts and combat action. Cutting these down to manageable lengths would have gone a long way to making these movies a memorable experience, rather than a somewhat tiresome marathon.

    • @jeremyesser797
      @jeremyesser797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I agree, Drinker doesn't get it.

    • @wenzelfelgentreu5988
      @wenzelfelgentreu5988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think so too. Dragons themselves are not humanlike creatures with complex motivations and have to have reasons to destroy an entire town. Their love for Gold drives them and, because of their immense strenght, they see everything that stands against them as just a nuicance.
      I also liked how in the book Smaug didnt have scales on his Stomach, but penetrable Skin, that was covered up by the gems he had been lying on for a century. Drives home his Greed and directly gives him a good weakness, normally a dragons share.

    • @Silux_Ray
      @Silux_Ray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not disagreeing with your point, but that’s mainly western dragons

    • @vrolijk9865
      @vrolijk9865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nicholasconder4703 basically comes down to making 2 movies instead of 3. Part 1 should have ended at the barrel sequence and part 2 onwards to the final battle

  • @nyxnecrodragon4256
    @nyxnecrodragon4256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    My dad used to read The Hobbit to me before bed when I was 3. When the movies where announced to be a trilogy my initial reaction was "You need three movies for that?"

    • @julianpradarodriguez7336
      @julianpradarodriguez7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      For me even 2 movies is going too far. The animated was only one movir

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was my first fantasy book which my mother read me in childhood. So yes.

    • @roryslaine7896
      @roryslaine7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It was a clear money grab. They were banking on peoples nostalgia for the original LOTR trilogy. Just like they did with the Star Wars sequels.

    • @Wade_Fucking_Wilson
      @Wade_Fucking_Wilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@roryslaine7896 The sequels are worse

    • @roryslaine7896
      @roryslaine7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Wade_Fucking_Wilson That's what I meant lol.
      Edit: Wait, did you mean the Star Wars sequels were worse than the Hobbit movies? If so, my bad, because I'd agree with you there. At least the Hobbit movies were loyal to the already established lore and source material. The Star Wars sequels just pissed in the face of the originals.

  • @mechawolfstudios4737
    @mechawolfstudios4737 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They took 'creative liberties' where they shouldn't have.

  • @davidkulmaczewski4911
    @davidkulmaczewski4911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    To be fair, there is *plenty* of singing in the books.

  • @mr.mystery9940
    @mr.mystery9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    I don't really get Smaug's criticism. I mean, WTF he's gonna supposed to do? Building an army? Raise the dead? He's a fucking dragon. Dragons loves gold. It's in their nature to wants as much gold as it possibly can. That's how Tolkien made most of his dragons, so why it's supposed to be anything else. I'm actually glad, they didn't gave Smaug some pussy as backstory or some dumb motivation other than what he did in the books. It desires gold, it takes gold. WTF are wanna aside from that? I mean, I agree, that makes him one dimensional, but isn't he supposed to be like that in the books. I mean, they make it somewhere more interesting in the films, at least they give him other quirks and personality traits, other than just being an arrogant asshole, who's sure in his invincibility.

    • @Megrez-Alberich
      @Megrez-Alberich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      The movies are blamed when they stray from the book, and they're also blamed when they are faithful to it. Go figure...

    • @danielsaines602
      @danielsaines602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How about get more gold? I get that mountains of the stuff would make most things content, but dragons always want a bigger pile to sleep on. How about charging people to not burn down their town. Like a mafia protection scheme. Popping out to burn down places, in exchange for a big pile of gold. Enslaving a few people to mine more gold. All of which would antagonize people. Which is the point of an antagonist.

    • @x340x
      @x340x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      agree. what i dont like tho is the fact that he single handedly destroyed whole dwarf kingdom when he arrived but then is unable to even hurt one of the 13 dwarves and suddenly turns into silly clumsy incompetent dumb dumb

    • @kyleangelocastro9460
      @kyleangelocastro9460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@x340x probs cuz he didn’t even destroy the people of the kingdom, there was a flashback where alot of the dwarves were still alive so it’s kinda believable

    • @LorgarAurelius
      @LorgarAurelius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The author of the video
      has dogshit points and makes less sense the more he talks.

  • @jamesmorris4258
    @jamesmorris4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Jackson was thrown into the Hobbit last second and was told to make three films... he had years to prep LOTR, and literally months for The Hobbit (with most of the prep already completed by people who had a very different vision).
    Not an easy task.

    • @flatline42
      @flatline42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      By "other people" we mean Guillermo del Toro whose vision of a kind of fever dream/Pan's Labyrinth Hobbit I'd have been down with. The studios decided they wanted more Lord of the Rings instead and canned him.

    • @brucelaborin2124
      @brucelaborin2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@flatline42 Yes, they fucking did. Truthfully, if Guillermo had been able to do it, it might've felt closer in tone to the LOTR. But of course the studio did their usual stupidness when they remembered all the dollars they have made on the LOTR. Peter Jackson could only stem the loss of either having someone heading up the series that he DIDN'T want as director, or do the series himself, and suffer sleeplessness again, and give some of what the studio wanted while trying to maintain tone. It was an impossible task for him, when everything he did up to that point was in the line of duty as producer.

    • @filipgasic2642
      @filipgasic2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't use that shitty excuse. You know he didn't have to accept that contract?? Or imagine this, the studio picking one good director and sticking with him and giving him time to do his job??

    • @astronomical7962
      @astronomical7962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@filipgasic2642 still a very valid excuse

    • @yurkafrankvel966
      @yurkafrankvel966 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I still liked the movies read the books to and to be honest they are good, yes, not LOTR but they are still good. And by todays standrds they are a Master piece compared to rings of power

  • @YamadaJisho
    @YamadaJisho 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "At least it'll probably be better than the Amazon TV series." That ended up being more true than any of us could ever guess.

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I didn't even watch the Hobbit. I had more or less given up on Hollywood at that point (and little did i realize how wise that was or how much worse it would get) but i remember my friend who watched movies (not films , just movies) constantly insisting that it was "totally faithful". Not that he ever was a book in his life. I asked him some details and immediately it was obvious that it wasn't the book. "But it's okay" he said "this was all stuff that Tolkien was going to put into the book but he left it out, they found it after his death". Sure they did. No doubt that's exactly what the director said in the promotional interview you watched. That doesn't make it true.
    Then again this guy's brother showed me the mockumentary about the discovery of "mermaids" and was totally, absolutely convinced it was real. He got very irritated about me expressing skepticism. It was right there on the screen, can't you see it!? He didn't seem to think that the discovery of mermaids living in the ocean would have created any kind of big stir and media attention, no reason to question what he was told.
    And that's why they persist with this stuff, because a significant part of the population is just as gullible as this guy.

  • @unwarranteddesign806
    @unwarranteddesign806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    You know you've failed when the CG looks worse than that in the previous trilogy, which was made 10 years prior.

    • @greypilgrim228
      @greypilgrim228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Primarily because:
      a) The new movies have higher resolution, so all the sets and CGI that passed mustard last time just look like tacky plastic sets and laughable cartoon characters.
      b) LOTR mainly focused on hundreds of extras garbed up in hours worth of makeup and costumes to sell it, mixed in with careful use of CGI in the background and where the extras/set pieces were weakest to create a truly breath taking battle, landscape etc. that seemed like a sea of thousands of Urak-Hai instead of the 200 it actually was.
      c) the use of extras in makeup gave the orcs a menace and realism the Hobbit can only dream of. You never felt any uncanny valley effect because they were real faces supposedly tortured for hundreds of years by Sauron, into the horrific beings in front of you, blemishes and all. The hobbit's CGI just looks flat and too clean, like playing a badly designed computer game rather than a high budget film trilogy.

    • @bilalhussein9730
      @bilalhussein9730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@greypilgrim228 Watching the behind the scenes of the Hobbit was a calvacade of horrors. 😆 Wanting to push ultra HD film at higher frame rates just crippled the special effects department.

  • @unknownbeats4490
    @unknownbeats4490 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    You've got to take into account that originally Peter Jackson wasn't going to be the director. He had just over 4 months to prepare for the hobbit, whereas he had 4 years to prepare for LOTR.
    And after watching the new TV series "rings of power" I truely understand how important Peter Jackson was to the LOTR franchise.

    • @d3sc3nding
      @d3sc3nding ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you watched The behind the scenes, on the extended editions? PJ actively trolls all teh dwarf actors, he was being a straight up beligerant dick and had a demeanor of sum1 who held no reverence whatsoever of the masterpiece which was created just 10yrs prior - by himself!
      I honestly think he was addicted to opiates during filming of The Hobbit.

    • @unknownbeats4490
      @unknownbeats4490 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@d3sc3nding my guy I watched the behind the scenes and the Peter Jackson diaries.
      What your describing is called "banter" that's what friends and co workers do they tease they prod it's funny, you must be American since you take offence to that.
      Brits, kiwis, SA and Aussies know what banter is.

    • @d3sc3nding
      @d3sc3nding ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🥱
      I guess I enjoy a little banter moar when the ppl doing their job, do it well

    • @danm5911
      @danm5911 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But why did he have only 4 months? Because hollywood creates artificial deadlines and creates urgency where none need exist. Make the movie right. Once production starts - yes, you're on a timeline. But before that, get the story right or don't bother.

    • @bwill887
      @bwill887 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Even with their problems, I can't call the Hobbit trilogy bad, especially given what came after. I think two movies would have been more reasonable and got rid of alot of the padding. That said, Jackson tried tying the movies into Lord of the Ring with the White Council side plot, which occurred at the same time based on the LOTR appendices. Ironically Azog took the role of Bolg from the book, with the movie Bolg becoming closer to a generic henchman. The fight scenes were overblown, the romance came out of nowhere, and the characters bordered on caricatures, however, i think all of this was done to add weight to the movie. The book had caricatures too, with only Thorin and Bilbo being fleshed out of the company, and the writers relied on these to stand in for the characters; the romance i think was designed to tug on the heartstringsof the audience, making the deaths of Fili and Kili more poignant instead of the book where they just died; and the fight scense were for kids, which the book was made for. I would blame this movie on the studio's need for more money, but I think Jackson did what he could. This movie was to attract families, the writers and cast did what they could with the paper thin characters. Showing the shole Battle of Five Armies instead of Bilbo being knocked out at the mid point, focusing more on Thorin overcoming this than Beorn dropping in and destroying the armies, the hunt of the dwarfs adding a reason to be pushed ahead were actually decent additions.

  • @Doginatank6896
    @Doginatank6896 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What made me angry with the hobbit films (aside from it having more filler than an anime) is how Bilbo's arc got side stepped with it. Another way to look at it is it made it possible for the rings of power.

  • @TheSkyrimInquisitor
    @TheSkyrimInquisitor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would rather another one of these than Rings of Power. No matter how Hobbit turned out, Peter at least got how Middle-Earth should feel like.

  • @dogma9609
    @dogma9609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    I seriously cant believe that Viggo Mortensen is now as old as Ian McKellen was when he was Gandalf. damn, time flies

    • @johnfoggjr2458
      @johnfoggjr2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Aragon was 87 in LOTR.

    • @dogma9609
      @dogma9609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@johnfoggjr2458 , i know...but..that has nothing to do w my comment. Im talking about the actors and how time flies. not how old the characters were in the books

    • @PowerfulSniff
      @PowerfulSniff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@johnfoggjr2458 yeah and Taft was the fattest president, so what?

    • @sweetnerevarr4169
      @sweetnerevarr4169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PowerfulSniff Representation matters! /s

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PowerfulSniff And little donald was the daftest, so what?

  • @frys87
    @frys87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    There are fan recuts that makes this a 3h movie. "There And Back Again, A Hobbit's Tale Recut by David Killstein" It's called. It follows the books more closely and removes all filler. Movie gets pretty good then, there is good shit here just the greed stretching it out to 3 movies, and the message of the movie is greed is bad xD.

    • @ZS-bg7jo
      @ZS-bg7jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While i was typing my reply. Lol

    • @earlofdoncaster5018
      @earlofdoncaster5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Got a link for Killstein's movie?

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A polished turd is still shit

    • @TvboxFinnan
      @TvboxFinnan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Does it remove Legolas, Tauriel and shit?

    • @schlepedits7486
      @schlepedits7486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it would still be shit. You need the scene with the trolls and you can never fix that goofy bullshit

  • @crydovahgear1178
    @crydovahgear1178 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just to clarify here, the hobbit wasn’t exactly just a cash grab, there was websites and petitions and such from fans begging for it to happen

  • @obiejerusalem8587
    @obiejerusalem8587 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching The Hobbit trilogy was like eating a $20 hamburger that was mostly toppings.

  • @daisukeakihito9832
    @daisukeakihito9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Honest, this movie never felt like a Lords of the Rings movie at all, it felt more like one from Asterix and Obelix instead.

    • @JasonAdank
      @JasonAdank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The adventures of Asterix and Obelix would make an awesme tv series if done faithfully.

    • @pasqualeturano4060
      @pasqualeturano4060 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lRgx6gQ-kh0/w-d-xo.html

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JasonAdank there are some animated movies out there. But they were released in Europe. Not sure about the USA. I can tell you. I have the DVDs and I am planning to preserve them for my relatives

    • @scenemaker864
      @scenemaker864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you were watching high, sure

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TSPH1992
      you can find most of the animated movies on youtube. some of the 3d animated ones are pretty great as well.

  • @WolfintheMeadow
    @WolfintheMeadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    In the book, Bilbo does have a proper arc. He starts as somebody happy to sit at home doing nothing, afraid of the larger world, and who lets people walk all over him. But by the end, he's brave, willing to face any odds to save his friends, and who in the end is willing to stand firm againt anything - even his friends' hatred in order to save them. After the events of The Hobbit, he goes on to become an adventurer.
    And the book does actually do an ok job of giving all the Dwarves some development.
    But this should never have been three films, everything they added was garbage.

    • @eamonnholland5343
      @eamonnholland5343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      In the movies, too, you can see hints of what could be PTSD in Bilbo at the end, or at least the heavy toll on him of losing some of his friends. In full disagreement with Drinker on this one, I think Martin Freeman did an awesome job as Bilbo.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well, he isn't really a combat character anyway. More a sort of diplomat who gets bonked on the head when the fighting starts. Very hard to shoot this movie according to the book just because of that. Super exciting fight scene incoming, PoV character gets clubbed and wakes up afterwards so we can't show you any of it!
      Anyway, not everything added was garbage. The Council and the stuff with Sauron happened at this time and is why Gandalf left the dwarves. It just wasn't in the Hobbit, but in LotR appendices. And since Radagast was the person in Middle Earth who lived closest to Dol Guldur it made sense that he went to warn Gandalf. It's not all wonderfully done, but let's not pretend it wasn't give some thought or that it was all trash either.

    • @92bagder
      @92bagder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine if Del Torro wasnt rob of directing the movie.

    • @AdderTude
      @AdderTude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The other thing was that Peter Jackson clearly missed the change in tone. The Hobbit was always written in the style of a children's story (as the Drinker said), not the more serious, darker tone of The Lord of the Rings. The story would've been better served in two parts (a duology rather than a trilogy).

    • @Sifer2
      @Sifer2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think the films actually handled Bilbo's arc reasonably well. But the whole thing could have been done in single 4 hour extended cut film or 2 films. Stretching it into 3 ruined it with entirely too much fanfiction filler.

  • @seangannon6081
    @seangannon6081 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don’t think the Dwarves ever even discussed their plan for the dragon, they just talk about Bilbo stealing the MagicStone but not what they’ll do if/when the dragon wakes up and flips out

  • @kayakkevin
    @kayakkevin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I dont think it was meant to equal the Ring trilogy but it was told in the same manner and had a good building world.