I read the story about the arm and i can garuntee its not as evil as you think. The doctor helped the soldier by amputating the arm and the medical staff skeletonized it for the doctor. 50 years later the doctor found it in his army trunk and wanted to give it back. The Vietnamese Man was thankful for the medical help he had recieved but had no clue where it had gone and assumed it had been disposed of. He was also grateful for the arm being returned because his military records had been lost and he hoped the existence of the arm would help him qualify for Veteran benefits
19:48 To add to this, Chiquita actually *was* involved in the overthrow of the government of Guatemala in 1954 while it was still called the United Fruit Company. They lobbied heavily for the US government to get involved in a situation that hurt their profits in the area.
So many things Lexi missed. Love ya, girl, but sheeeesh. ^_~ 0:00 Rickroll 1:13 Pee stain is in the shape of Among Us crewmate 3:08 The person demanding they uncensor armpits was the same person who said "We censoring armpits now?" 6:51 Coordinates G13 means "on the cat's face". 15:42 Big Zucc's photo mixed in with the "lifeless eyes" of the Polar Express
"What in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity F*CK are you doing with that many mangos!?" Lexi... you cant just say that before I have to go to work... that is weapons grade funny and Im currently choking on my lungs xD
Will you miss it? Will you? Aaand... Yes! 16:00 passed and you still didn't realize(or at least voice) that bottom left lifeless eyes are actually the Zucc.
19:23 Theres also a phenomenon called genetic sexual attraction where people who are related but not raised together encounter each other as adults, they are more likely to be attracted to each other
I’m losing my mind at the fact that neither Lexi nor the editors realized what the “Hol’ Up” part of the Polar Express post was! (Hint: bottom left picture)
14:42 Oh boy. I remember this one. Obligatory reminder that July and August were previously Pentember and Sectember, and the new additions are the “-uary” months.
Fun Train fact: The locomotive whose blueprints were used as a basis for the "Polar Express" locomotive still exists. Pere Marquette no.1225 is a class "N-1" 2-8-4 "Berkshire" type steam locomotive built by the Lima Locomotive Works in 1941 that is currently preserved by the Steam Railroading Institute in Owosso, Michigan.
22:22 I have to check this out and yes it was real and created by adult toy company, which makes this more hilarious but also sad at the same time. Wouldn't be surprised if this was an idea from a reality alienated marketing executive, whom never step outside of skyscraper that have everything.
18:35 My brain: why so many mangos? Lexi: " what in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity Fцつк are you doing with so many mangos." Me: ‘ lmfao yess why so many.’
The doctor who “took the arm as a souvenir” apparently amputated it to save the man’s life after it had become horribly infected if I’m remembering the original story correctly. That’s probably why he’s taking it so well lol
13:32 im ASSUMING since he was a doctor the arm had to be amputated, hence its in good spirit because the guy saved his enemies life by amputating the arm, i mean the whole 'keeping the arm as a souvenier' thing is still abit weird even if my guess is correct
Fun fact: The "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" thing was actually made up by Kelloggs, because they had recently (and accidentally) made corn flakes for the time, and began production. They made that up line I said before, to make people eat corn flakes.
10:50 My initial (mis)interpretation was that they wanted to go missing under mysterious circumstabces but for unknown reasons didn't want the other guy in particular to help them do it
14:59 Actually originally the months were martius for the god Mars, aprilis for the god Aphrodite and the Latin word for to open in reference to spring, junius for the god Juno, quintilis for five, sextilis for six, September for seven, October for eight, November for nine and December for ten. Later January and February were added to line up with moon cycles and the month July was changed to represent Julius Caesar and later august for Augustus, And the other months were just simply shortened. Most of these changes were made by Julius and his council.
The only problem with the Machamp in the consent condom meme is that Machamp can't coordinate all four of its arms to work on a single task. Despite having four hands, a Machamp wouldn't be able to open a consent condom.
15:00 This was actually because the calendar used to start in March. The Julius and Augustus simply renamed existing months. Later January and February were moved to the beginning
14:59 It was actually someone else who moved january and february to the start of the year, which is why it's the shortest and why it gets the extra day on leap years July and august were just renamed from quintilis and sextilis, which were named after numbers. Moving january made sense because it was named after janus, the roman god of beginnings
9:15 so apparently the whipped cream thing is preventing people under 21 from buying the whipped cream "Chargers" ie, the cartridges filled with the nitrous in order to charge whipped cream dispensers. your regular can of reddi-whip does NOT use a whipped cream Charger. more like the whipped cream dispensers you see in say, your local starbucks, with the cylindrical protrusion on the top, that's a charger, and that's what's being restricted.
“What in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity fuxk are you doing with that many mangos??” I cannot begin to explain how hard I just laughed at that.
12:03 Then there's my family who're like what's breakfast? Is it something you... play? Meanwhile I'm still on the long hunt for what tf this mysterious thing called Dinner is
I like how at 13:57, the person says "So spell out your words. Just saying LOL." As in "Laughing Out Loud". But an abbreviation. Right after saying to not use abbreviations.
To reiterate what Lexi said about New York banning whipped cream: According NYeater: "The law, which went into effect in November, prohibits the sale of whipped cream chargers - not cans - to customers who are under 21, as the small gas canisters of nitrous oxide known as whippets can be inhaled to get high."
I looked it up, thought maybe it was referring to whipped cream in the can, and learned that they are actually nitrous oxide chargers. Same thing you use in dentists offices. I always learn something new when Lexi narrates.
With the army doctor and the arm, he amputated the arm which was gangrenous and saved the soldiers life, then kept the bones as a teaching aid (pretty normal thing especially back then). This was nothing more than meeting up with an old patient and a nice gesture
So I looked up the NY whipped cream law. Turns out it only applies to something called a whipped cream charger (no idea). Update: So the law bans the sale to minors of the tops of the cans by themselves that dispense the whipped cream in order to curb nitrous oxide inhalation among them. It's the same reason you need an ID to buy canned air.
Apparently the ban on whipped cream in New York wasn't a complete ban, and was instead supposed to prevent teenagers from snorting it. However, many stores and customers misinterpreted this.
"Quick question What in the fair traid, full serving, fiber rich, fruty F@CK are you doing with that many mangos" Gotta be one of my absolute favorite reactions that i've seen on Emkay
I think Santa just doesn't want the _guy known for exacting his revenge on people by slaughtering them and everyone who even remotely breathes nearby_ to be pissed that he's not on the nice list. Santa looking out for the boys and girls people.
Seeing Lexi completely miss the Mark Zuckerberg joke and just rant about Polar Express was both infuriating and hilarious.
Mark Zuckerberg just looks like a Polar Express character so much that Lexi didn't even notice!
He blended in too well
When I noticed Zuck and then Lexi just never said anything, I was rolling 💀
I just kept waiting through that whole thing wondering if she'd actually catch it in the end, but nope.
I am now trying to decide was that a bait or not
Lexi not being able to see the Amogus in the pee bed has me dead. Never change, Lexi!
They couldn't see the Rick roll either 😂
@@runed0s86 With the whole legally blind thing I'm willing to giver her the benefit of the doubt...
...I didn't until you pointed it out!
@@runed0s86 and mark Zuckerberg slipped through the lifeless eyes of the polar express as well
true
the fact that lexi completely missed that the pee stain was an amongus
I was legit surprised Lexi didn't see anything sus about it, I wanted to hold an emergency meeting over it for a moment 🤣
i- yall shes blind?
@@madsfiedler3884 oh fuck i forgot xD
@@madsfiedler3884 wait huh
@@senttex1407 she is legally blind
I love how Lexi sometimes just misses the entire point of a post because of their blindness
Amogus
Like the polar express one
*her
@@SamanthaTheSonicFan Their is a pretty damn neutral pronoun. Yeah, Lexi is a woman but it's not offensive to call someone they/them
Frist is a rick roll
Lexi saying *Aggravated assault* with a deadpan tone is my LIFE FORCE
Timestamp?
52:13
@@CreeperCart 2:22
@@Enrevibility thanks
I read the story about the arm and i can garuntee its not as evil as you think. The doctor helped the soldier by amputating the arm and the medical staff skeletonized it for the doctor. 50 years later the doctor found it in his army trunk and wanted to give it back. The Vietnamese Man was thankful for the medical help he had recieved but had no clue where it had gone and assumed it had been disposed of. He was also grateful for the arm being returned because his military records had been lost and he hoped the existence of the arm would help him qualify for Veteran benefits
Aww, that's good to hear
Wait, you're telling me that _losing_ his arm didn't qualify him for veteran benefits, but _getting back his amputated arm_ will?
@@Christopher-777 Isn't this Vietnam?
The soldier is happy to have his arm back so that he can use it as F**king PROOF THAT HE LOST IT AT WAR!?!?! What the ACTUAL fuck?!?
@@sydneysanders9579 his records where lost by the Vietnamese
I love it when Lexi looks at a sometimes confusing and infuriating subreddit as it always makes me laugh
19:48 To add to this, Chiquita actually *was* involved in the overthrow of the government of Guatemala in 1954 while it was still called the United Fruit Company. They lobbied heavily for the US government to get involved in a situation that hurt their profits in the area.
“Have a good life, god knows I won’t” is my new catchphrase from now on
I'll be using that as my catchphrase, as well c:
Mine aswell
i don't tend to just get this kind of thing, but would you mind explaining exactly why you feel that way?
@@aimfulRenegade Mondays, Fate, something that always ruins the day it's hard to describe because you never know what it'll be atleast in my case
@@aimfulRenegade *vaguely gestures at everything going on in north america*
"What in the fair trade, full-serving, fibre rich, fruity FUCK are you doing" has me dead
14:35 I love how they “don’t do abbreviations,” but they say “lol.”
They also start it off with btw
And "btw".
Tbf, they wrote those abbreviations.
Do as I say not as I do
@@nothingboie7329 fr
So many things Lexi missed. Love ya, girl, but sheeeesh. ^_~
0:00 Rickroll
1:13 Pee stain is in the shape of Among Us crewmate
3:08 The person demanding they uncensor armpits was the same person who said "We censoring armpits now?"
6:51 Coordinates G13 means "on the cat's face".
15:42 Big Zucc's photo mixed in with the "lifeless eyes" of the Polar Express
23:17 AI generated Bull image
@@VinnyVenom i dont know what the problem with the meal is please help
@@augustas1945 No she's not Lexi's a girl
Love how Lexi doesn’t get some of these and just gets mad 😂
and then googles random ones but not every one leading to select outrage
YEA😂😂
She is legally blind so
@@passionate_possum_pal they*
@@CreeperCart ....no
To clarify the first one, lexi: they're trying to rick roll you
me who can reed text upside down 😎
to @@Lopal12 ,
that was an image, and nobody asked.
spitefully, me.
@@donbelikatclearly you didn’t actually look at the post
@@donbelikat ok and?
Isn't there software that can rotate the image any direction?
God bless Lexi's pure soul. Seeing how about 30% of memes just go over her head by this is hilariously cute
She is so adorable, I could die. XD
HER?
@@danielthecake8617 You're new here, don't you? You must be new :)
@@danielthecake8617
Don't worry, I made the same mistake. She's trans.
@@muf_muffins I'm not too new, but I always assumed it was just parents naming their kids weird things.
she might miss half the jokes but we still love you, Lexi
9:54 “is your scout leader a priest who really didn’t like Rihanna” this got me dead
18:42 Don't worry, Lexi, he's just the guy from the math problems.
I love how the thing that sets Lexi completely off is just mangoes
Tbf that's a lot of mangoes.
"What in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity F*CK are you doing with that many mangos!?" Lexi... you cant just say that before I have to go to work... that is weapons grade funny and Im currently choking on my lungs xD
Will you miss it? Will you? Aaand... Yes! 16:00 passed and you still didn't realize(or at least voice) that bottom left lifeless eyes are actually the Zucc.
The fact Lexi missed that the pee was among us character shaped is crazy
13:00 the Doc basically saved the Veteran's life because his arm that was amputated got gangrene.
19:23 Theres also a phenomenon called genetic sexual attraction where people who are related but not raised together encounter each other as adults, they are more likely to be attracted to each other
9:08 apparently some people will huff the gas in whipped cream cans as a drug.
17:58
Me, with hazel eyes: “you guys always act like you’re better than me!”
My best friends with every eye color ever: *stares fancily*
15:55 bro didn't even realize it was mark Zuckerberg
“We have 12 months because of Julius ceaser”
“Whoever messed this up should be stabbed.”
Well, that checks out.
15:40 The fact that I had to do a double take to realise one of them was Mark Zuc
I’m losing my mind at the fact that neither Lexi nor the editors realized what the “Hol’ Up” part of the Polar Express post was!
(Hint: bottom left picture)
14:42 Oh boy. I remember this one. Obligatory reminder that July and August were previously Pentember and Sectember, and the new additions are the “-uary” months.
16:00 I like how the reader completely missed the joke about the polar express movie because the bottom left image is Mark Zuckerberg
Glad Lexi is immune to that Rick Roll at the start.
That guy with 459 mangos is the person in those math problems with an absurd amount of fruits
1:14 I think you missed something about that... it's the shape of the stain
I was gonna say that stain looks a bit sus...
Yep, pretty sus!
14:52 The Romans did have twelve months, but the year started in March. So they actually where the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month of the year.
Lexi missing the joke is half the experience. Never change, gurl
Fun Train fact: The locomotive whose blueprints were used as a basis for the "Polar Express" locomotive still exists.
Pere Marquette no.1225 is a class "N-1" 2-8-4 "Berkshire" type steam locomotive built by the Lima Locomotive Works in 1941 that is currently preserved by the Steam Railroading Institute in Owosso, Michigan.
0:15 Lexi, I’m so glad you were on a computer, because it’s abstract art Rick Astley. If you had turned it, you would’ve been rickrolled
12:57 by assumption, the arm was probably amputated, but i love lexi's explanation, so much better 😂😂😂
it really was amputated, because the guy's arm became gangrenous.
@Al R yeah i knew part of the story not the full thi g, so thankyou for the explanation, but i still love lexi's explanation
18:43 WE FOUND THE GUY IN THE MATH PROBLEM LETS GOOOOOO
22:22 I have to check this out and yes it was real and created by adult toy company, which makes this more hilarious but also sad at the same time.
Wouldn't be surprised if this was an idea from a reality alienated marketing executive, whom never step outside of skyscraper that have everything.
18:35
My brain: why so many mangos?
Lexi: " what in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity Fцつк are you doing with so many mangos."
Me: ‘ lmfao yess why so many.’
14:25 i love that they said "just spell out your words" before saying "lol"
The doctor who “took the arm as a souvenir” apparently amputated it to save the man’s life after it had become horribly infected if I’m remembering the original story correctly. That’s probably why he’s taking it so well lol
The piss one was shaped like an among us bean. I think thats the joke, not the actual piss
13:32 im ASSUMING since he was a doctor the arm had to be amputated, hence its in good spirit because the guy saved his enemies life by amputating the arm, i mean the whole 'keeping the arm as a souvenier' thing is still abit weird even if my guess is correct
16:00 Lexi casually not seeing the joke
Lol this happened like 4 times in the video, it's so funny
7:15 the photo shopped "nobody likes you-R" and then the sack he's holding, says "recycle me"!!
Richard.. ironic & iconic! 👌😂 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 😂
“What in the fair trade full-serving fiber rich fruity f**k” has become my favorite phrase now
Lexi you make me so enraged with your kind concern for these people 😭😭
You called minnie mouse mickey mouse
lexi never change this was hilarious
1:18 - Among Us' imposter on the bed
*kinda sus*
Fun fact: The "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" thing was actually made up by Kelloggs, because they had recently (and accidentally) made corn flakes for the time, and began production. They made that up line I said before, to make people eat corn flakes.
Lexi being so flabbergasted about the pee, she didn't realize it was shaped like an Among Us.
If you think about it, vampires would be the best missionaries, because they can't even step foot inside your house without permission
I'm new to this channel but i can already tell that lexi absolutely has to be a fan favorite, she's just so iconic and innocent!
It's just unfortunate that he left Emkay months ago. 😓
@SeaDog1667-1st what.
19:41 Now I want to know what government was overthrown by Chiquita in 1954.
Can confirm that wolves are the solution to all problems in life
Can wolves solve the problem of wolves?
18:35
Lexi clearly this guy's the person from the math question
"what are they doing with that many mangos" well someone has to make the sacrifice to teach children multiplication
2:20 that's just a nice version of the Viva Piñata games
10:50 My initial (mis)interpretation was that they wanted to go missing under mysterious circumstabces but for unknown reasons didn't want the other guy in particular to help them do it
14:59 Actually originally the months were martius for the god Mars, aprilis for the god Aphrodite and the Latin word for to open in reference to spring, junius for the god Juno, quintilis for five, sextilis for six, September for seven, October for eight, November for nine and December for ten. Later January and February were added to line up with moon cycles and the month July was changed to represent Julius Caesar and later august for Augustus, And the other months were just simply shortened. Most of these changes were made by Julius and his council.
The only problem with the Machamp in the consent condom meme is that Machamp can't coordinate all four of its arms to work on a single task. Despite having four hands, a Machamp wouldn't be able to open a consent condom.
15:57 mark looks more lifeless that top right dude (sorry i haven’t watched the polsr express in years)
The amount of details Lexi misses if both hilarious and infuriating in equal amount.
*is
15:00 This was actually because the calendar used to start in March. The Julius and Augustus simply renamed existing months. Later January and February were moved to the beginning
12:11 breakfast is the **first** meal of the day bc you break your nightly fast, it can't be skipped only delayed
At 13:12: "Hey man, I heard you needed a hand?"
14:59 It was actually someone else who moved january and february to the start of the year, which is why it's the shortest and why it gets the extra day on leap years July and august were just renamed from quintilis and sextilis, which were named after numbers. Moving january made sense because it was named after janus, the roman god of beginnings
It was Numa pompilius whobmade it. He wasn't stabbed.
That bull pitches my already questionable survival instinct against my insatiable urge to pet everything fluffy.
9:15 so apparently the whipped cream thing is preventing people under 21 from buying the whipped cream "Chargers" ie, the cartridges filled with the nitrous in order to charge whipped cream dispensers. your regular can of reddi-whip does NOT use a whipped cream Charger. more like the whipped cream dispensers you see in say, your local starbucks, with the cylindrical protrusion on the top, that's a charger, and that's what's being restricted.
I love Lexi narrating subreddits, give us more
I’m always so excited to see these videos!! They never fail to cheer me up
“What in the fair trade, full serving, fiber rich, fruity fuxk are you doing with that many mangos??”
I cannot begin to explain how hard I just laughed at that.
12:03 Then there's my family who're like what's breakfast? Is it something you... play? Meanwhile I'm still on the long hunt for what tf this mysterious thing called Dinner is
I like how at 13:57, the person says "So spell out your words. Just saying LOL." As in "Laughing Out Loud". But an abbreviation. Right after saying to not use abbreviations.
If marrying her stepdad was the BEST decision she's ever made...what are the REST Of her decisions like?😮
I love how funny Lexi is but damn she blind and it's freaking great
For those who dont know she is legally blind
To reiterate what Lexi said about New York banning whipped cream: According NYeater: "The law, which went into effect in November, prohibits the sale of whipped cream chargers - not cans - to customers who are under 21, as the small gas canisters of nitrous oxide known as whippets can be inhaled to get high."
I looked it up, thought maybe it was referring to whipped cream in the can, and learned that they are actually nitrous oxide chargers. Same thing you use in dentists offices. I always learn something new when Lexi narrates.
With the army doctor and the arm, he amputated the arm which was gangrenous and saved the soldiers life, then kept the bones as a teaching aid (pretty normal thing especially back then). This was nothing more than meeting up with an old patient and a nice gesture
So I looked up the NY whipped cream law. Turns out it only applies to something called a whipped cream charger (no idea).
Update: So the law bans the sale to minors of the tops of the cans by themselves that dispense the whipped cream in order to curb nitrous oxide inhalation among them. It's the same reason you need an ID to buy canned air.
Oh thanks for reminding me, I need to buy a new can of air to clean my pc
"The self awareness of a Turnip with a 9 Volt strapped to it." - Lexi
r/BrandNewSentence
1:45 don't forget about the large amounts of alcohol in santas blood he gets from new Zeeland, UK and Ireland.
'WHAT IN THE FAIR TRADE, FULL SERVING, FIBER RICH FRUITY F*CK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT MANY MANGOES'
Hehe, I'm stealing that one!
18:08 they all scream the same when I gauge them out so its all good to me
Apparently the ban on whipped cream in New York wasn't a complete ban, and was instead supposed to prevent teenagers from snorting it. However, many stores and customers misinterpreted this.
2:30 Steve thought a little too far ahead.
18:37 that was so beautiful, I skipped back two times just to listen to it again
same
Twist with the Santa one. He just doesn't want to be on kratos's naughty list 😂
6:03 fun fact about Wolves: they are actually extremely shy and avoid people and noise as much as possible
17:57 So we're eye-shaming now??? 💀
Is written by someone who probably has brown eyes. Typicall brown eyes.
"Quick question
What in the fair traid, full serving, fiber rich, fruty F@CK are you doing with that many mangos"
Gotta be one of my absolute favorite reactions that i've seen on Emkay
0:01 I already saw it even before tilting my phone 😂😂
Briccus riccus
once i had a party with friends and bought, i kid you not, 350 avocados. FOR 2 NIGHTS
Lexi not getting a lot of the jokes is killing me 😭
Pinatas being alive would certainly change the outlook of parties.
15:08 third time seeing this 💀 first on insta, then yt shorts and now here lmfao
I think Santa just doesn't want the _guy known for exacting his revenge on people by slaughtering them and everyone who even remotely breathes nearby_ to be pissed that he's not on the nice list.
Santa looking out for the boys and girls people.
15:50 the bottom image is mark Zuurberg