Does Minecraft's Torch Recipe work IRL?

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  • The Minecraft Torch Recipe is possibly the most well-known crafting recipe in the game, but in real life the ingredients just don't seem to add up. Just Coal and a Stick? And it lights without even a flint and steel? It seems completely impossible -- but as it turns out, minecraft might not be as unrealistic as you might expect...
    Let me know in the comments which version of this torch was your favorite, and if there are other things you'd like to see tested! Remember to share this video with a friend who you think would enjoy it, and be sure to check out the other videos where I've tested Minecraft Crafting Recipes in Real Life.
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    ADDITIONAL CLIPS FROM:
    Great Big Story (Discovery of Phosphorus): • The Man Who Put the Pe...
    NileRed (White Phosphorus): • All about White Phosph...
    Explosions & Fire (White Phosphorus): • White Phosphorus - Exp...
    Coal liquefaction: • Coal to liquids Process
    Clip of dude stirring pitch: • How To Make Pine Pitch...
    A guy makes some bacon: • How to Fry Bacon
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  • @kevinoquendo6914
    @kevinoquendo6914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    "Yo can I get a lighter"
    " Yea I gotchu"-

    • @HexxusLab
      @HexxusLab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol 😂

    • @amoghlakkanagavi10
      @amoghlakkanagavi10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      800 likes and 1 reply??

    • @ukplayer8296
      @ukplayer8296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What 800 likes and only 2 comments

    • @Trisin-m3i
      @Trisin-m3i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what 830 likes and only 3 comments

    • @Jay-we7cm
      @Jay-we7cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      994 likes and 4 replies?

  • @deathdealer020
    @deathdealer020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17644

    When you realize he just made a big match

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5770

      when you realize steve figured out how to make big matches with sticks and urine 🧠

    • @BrokenLifeCycle
      @BrokenLifeCycle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2262

      ​@@Weisz This dude can also compress diamonds into solid blocks and armor with just his hands and a workbench.

    • @Emily-fm7pt
      @Emily-fm7pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

      @@BrokenLifeCycle can't you do that?

    • @cinna.meo.n
      @cinna.meo.n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      @@Emily-fm7pt Yeah what a pleb

    • @dolingmiphant9943
      @dolingmiphant9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      i was gonna say

  • @elliotwright6823
    @elliotwright6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    I love how blunt he is
    “Letting buckets of piss sit around.”
    “It’s used to make meth.”
    Lol

    • @halwamaster
      @halwamaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Piss-->Meth

    • @apollo7087
      @apollo7087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I love how I can now make white phosphorus because of this man

    • @4zy1
      @4zy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Meet the Sniper

    • @sayori3016
      @sayori3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@4zy1 JARATE

    • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
      @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@halwamaster jarate

  • @kentguiller
    @kentguiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3493

    "Phosphorus doesn't actually exist in Minecraft"
    Minecraft Education Edition: Am I a joke to you?

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6609

    Sick burn bro

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      😂 this made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @level98magikarp38
      @level98magikarp38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Stick burn tho

    • @bitsaucetv
      @bitsaucetv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@level98magikarp38 exactly

    • @erikbrinkmanfotografie1277
      @erikbrinkmanfotografie1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hey

    • @dactamgaming385
      @dactamgaming385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Weisz you were having trouble lighting the coal because coal requires a good amount of heat, not to mention time to light, in normal circumstances. In forges we light it with paper, but we get a big trashball of paper and blast it with air to get the heat we need to get the coals going.

  • @potassium_3292
    @potassium_3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Louis Weisz: The torch is the most iconic 2x2 crafting recipe.
    Crafting bench: am I a joke to you?

    • @Xernitory
      @Xernitory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      crafting bench recipe is like using microsoft edge to install chrome

    • @asleepcrow3
      @asleepcrow3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Xernitory 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @coconut7117
      @coconut7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *WOODEN PLANKS: "HEY"*

    • @i_love-potatoes69
      @i_love-potatoes69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can still create a torch even tho you don't have crafting bench

    • @renilol705
      @renilol705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@i_love-potatoes69 you need coal, and if you're not near a village/wrecked ship you're gonna have to do some mining and for that you need a pickaxe, and for that you need a crafting table

  • @flagboi1507
    @flagboi1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    "The torch is likely the most iconic" *Crafting table wants to know your location*

  • @JoeRhodes.
    @JoeRhodes. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    “Thinking quickly, Louis constructs a large homemade match, using only some glue, a stick, and some matches”

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      this has the same energy as making a spoon out of a spoon

    • @Sage11
      @Sage11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@fuze7885 i did a thing

    • @Eric_The_Cleric
      @Eric_The_Cleric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah but have you ever needed to light a *really* big cigar, though? Thought not. Otherwise you would understand this man's need to evolve his match into a bigger match.

    • @kranegun
      @kranegun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and it goes out longer than a normal giant match would do the flamable liquid lights up quickly and burns out slowly and longer than a regular stick and a burning thing i dont know how do it spell it

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kranegun torch? Pitch? Phosphorus?

  • @teleportedbread6194
    @teleportedbread6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Steve can create enough friction to light pitch... I mean he's the one that can carry ten acres of gold

    • @theairsoftpro2014
      @theairsoftpro2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or has enough force to punch down a full grown tree & turn it into planks with his bare hands.

    • @gabigote1439
      @gabigote1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@theairsoftpro2014 or can just create castles almost out of nowhere without blueprints or stuff

    • @garvgupta3567
      @garvgupta3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      even more with mbt data and creative

    • @Tarttaken
      @Tarttaken ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theairsoftpro2014and rip apart planks into sticks. Even wearing heavy armor made entirely of gold

  • @overg131
    @overg131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Crafting on Minecraft: Just 5 seconds
    Crafting on Real Life: About several hours

    • @stoitsz
      @stoitsz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      1 second in real life is a minute in minecraft. Also being skilled isnt that good of a reason imo.

    • @stoitsz
      @stoitsz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @MrCrazyNahid what? I never said it was bad

    • @sajekundenajetsu4541
      @sajekundenajetsu4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Days

    • @emil____4896
      @emil____4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well if you consider that a day (12 hrs) is around 7? minutes in mc, it make sense

    • @thesmasherthebest
      @thesmasherthebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emil____4896 a day is 24 hours??

  • @samsamcheesestick281
    @samsamcheesestick281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    Him: “Minecraft Torch”
    The people IRL who invented the torch:

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thats why he said minecraft torch and not just torch

    • @taihus8881
      @taihus8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@spaghettigum The joke is that the "Minecraft Torch" is but a torch, rendering the video pointless since its an ordinary invention

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taihus8881 but its not tho is it. its called a sub category.

    • @tangdynasty4779
      @tangdynasty4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spaghettigum you're
      E

    • @conmenn858
      @conmenn858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spaghettigum shut you’re up.
      Edit: shut the up

  • @TheAllRounderMemes
    @TheAllRounderMemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2814

    ... it's just a match.

    • @Rice-ss4np
      @Rice-ss4np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hi

    • @commenter4368
      @commenter4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Rice-ss4np Hey, how are you?

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@commenter4368 I am good thank you

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@commenter4368 How about you?

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darksteiner631 I’ve been better, anything new with you?

  • @potato3008
    @potato3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    "pee"
    "Glows in the dark"
    me holding a glow stick : hol' up

    • @fearlesslegend999
      @fearlesslegend999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Opens up glow stick” begane to pour it out “says i Gotta pee” *pees in. Glow stick* it’s a INF GLOW STICK

    • @ninprestendo2452
      @ninprestendo2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT THEY SAID ITS USED IN METH SO WHEN YOU DO METH YOUR DOING PEE LMAOOOO

    • @plorby
      @plorby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ninprestendo2452 I cut out the middle man and just do pee

    • @bass2762
      @bass2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@plorby infinite drugs

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ninprestendo2452 that's like saying that when you are drinking water you are drinking explosives (?)

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    2 Minecraft videos in a row? What are you gonna test next Lava Casting?

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Hahaha i would love to get my hands on some lava, but nope, actually the next video is not going to be a minecraft one! This isn't a minecraft channel lol

    • @GB_B
      @GB_B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He gonna make a real life nether portal

    • @jopherrusinque2993
      @jopherrusinque2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Weisz should still ride the MC wave tho .....

    • @imyousefsultan
      @imyousefsultan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t put your hands on lava, they’ll burn

    • @evil2862
      @evil2862 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    When you combine RTX shader with a dynamic lighting resource pack:

  • @Snorrechan
    @Snorrechan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    When's this man testing diamond armor?

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      100 million subs (unless we can get de beers to sponsor me)

    • @medvemapping7263
      @medvemapping7263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why not to try netherite also?

    • @Superfalcon-rf7og
      @Superfalcon-rf7og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@medvemapping7263 yeah hes gonna build a portal to hell and steal some irl

    • @thesusboomerroblox6516
      @thesusboomerroblox6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It break from a wood sword it’s brittle

    • @beagleking2730
      @beagleking2730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Weisz lol

  • @agz.51
    @agz.51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    No player would be caught without torches in their hotbar
    Full Bright Players:
    *hold my beer*

    • @Voidlingstudiosofficial
      @Voidlingstudiosofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CORRECT

    • @doniego
      @doniego 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you notice that music is in mark robers video and almost looks kind of the Same so idk 😂

    • @doniego
      @doniego 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and kinda almost does the same as mark rober but idk if its true or not so yeah....

    • @agz.51
      @agz.51 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doniego theoryyyys??

    • @agz.51
      @agz.51 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is possible

  • @jacobpaul3430
    @jacobpaul3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    *lights charcoal on a stick on fire*
    “This blew my mind.”

    • @enbyrogue3740
      @enbyrogue3740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Because charcoal usually doesn't just light, that's why there's a difference between easy light and regular charcoal. Easy light usually comes presoaked in a lighting agent

    • @199NickYT
      @199NickYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L I T E R A L L Y

    • @polarispulsar
      @polarispulsar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude dont be a jerk if you aren't smart enough to understand what's going on

    • @spamtongspamton9900
      @spamtongspamton9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fire looks cool

    • @cam6532
      @cam6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@polarispulsar he used a blowtorch on store bought charcoal of course it’s gonna light that doesn’t take brains to figure out

  • @FastFates
    @FastFates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    thats *lit*

  • @jamesrodgers1982
    @jamesrodgers1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    *Lights a piece of charcoal with fire*
    “The results literally blew my mind”

    • @Tomokaar1
      @Tomokaar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL! You do usually have to let charcoal fester though

    • @xtimes3952
      @xtimes3952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @TheFiniteSillyGuy
      @TheFiniteSillyGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *The first of us*

    • @thribsilva
      @thribsilva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It was covered in lighter fluid. Charcoal catching fire that easily would indeed be a surprise

    • @sgt.mutombo6860
      @sgt.mutombo6860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cavemen be like

  • @williamanderson6761
    @williamanderson6761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Most Iconic item to be crafted without a crafting table."
    Actual crafting table recipe: "Am I a Joke to you?"

  • @Mortomi
    @Mortomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Personally, I think Steve is just really buff. He just uses charcoal covered in pitch, stabs it with a stick, and then uses i m m e n s e friction to light it, and then stabs the stick through stone/dirt.

    • @zachcurry30
      @zachcurry30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He can carry a shit ton of gold blocks while running so he could rip anythings head off realistically

  • @tsar-tsen2182
    @tsar-tsen2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    How would Steve breath inside a cave with all those torches making smoke

    • @MrMali22
      @MrMali22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Shhh no using your brain... we'll just say Steve has modern petrochemicals 😉

    • @drakolithe6493
      @drakolithe6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Who said Steve had to breath.

    • @drakolithe6493
      @drakolithe6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Christopher Corriveau I never said he didn't need another gas that water didn't have

    • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
      @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You know the phrase 'Canary in a coal mine'? You should be asking if there is even enough oxygen in those caves to begin with, and if there are any other, more concerning, gasses like carbon monoxide..

    • @hey9433
      @hey9433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@drakolithe6493 no he's right you lost

  • @fatsquirrel1071
    @fatsquirrel1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I just realized he’s telling everyone who does meth how to get phosphorus off of match boxes

    • @ethanstratton2819
      @ethanstratton2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude everyone knows that. Its been in main stream media since breaking bad

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure people who do meth already know that.
      BTW tweakers like to use road flares as well since the caps contain red phosphorus.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    its all fun and games until he hear hisses on his back

    • @tinsku332Xd
      @tinsku332Xd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cat

    • @10hourentertainment14
      @10hourentertainment14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s why you have a shield and mob proof your base either with torches or half slabs.

    • @rashdalmansuri
      @rashdalmansuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinsku332Xd bruh its a creeper

    • @adamackermal
      @adamackermal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rashdalmansuri no worries cats still hiss

    • @hero303-gameplayindonesia8
      @hero303-gameplayindonesia8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rashdalmansuri i know but just use cats it will help

  • @snopom
    @snopom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    2:49 few zombie spawn eggs hmm

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      u caught me

    • @luckymoonjoy1278
      @luckymoonjoy1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol yeah it was for a bit tho

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine watching someone walk around with a torch in the middle of a city.

  • @TheSavageProdigy
    @TheSavageProdigy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    This man trying to be the gamer verision of mark rober, and thats not a bad thing.

    • @Player-257
      @Player-257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      a gamer version of mark rober? Sign me up!!!

    • @DanielG03
      @DanielG03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He even uses Dansez (the song mark rober uses a lot)

    • @jimmio3727
      @jimmio3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DanielG03 I was literally gonna comment that but I didn't know the name of the track. Thanks!

    • @bepisenjoyer
      @bepisenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Mark Rober noises*

    • @Sharky..
      @Sharky.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thought the same thing because of the music

  • @JAY-ov7yn
    @JAY-ov7yn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    When u realize that u found a way to make meth without the risk of getting caught buying the ingredient

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You can't buy it but you can make it just piss in a bucket or go for the easy way crush and boil adderall and sudafed and boil it down to a consistency and chill chip and smoke

    • @Jutuzu
      @Jutuzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@giovannicervantes2053 LOL really?!
      Let’s‘a Go!!
      IM STARTING THE NEW GERMAN METH EMPIRE

    • @andrewerdem6017
      @andrewerdem6017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@giovannicervantes2053 thanks now i can get back to making drugs
      :)

    • @kennzow8646
      @kennzow8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@giovannicervantes2053 how do you know that?-

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kennzow8646 i don't i just know that sudo is a good ingredient in meth and adderall is the same chemical structure as meth

  • @tankart3645
    @tankart3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My father used to work in Estonia as a repair man for a company that operated unmanned and manned forest tractors, and he often would have to go out in the night to fix them, and he was pretty great at making torches, what were often even better than flashlights that were kind of limited to certain types, he used a big wooden stick with a fabric on top, + then Vodka or ethanol or even fuel to soak the fabric in to get it started. Otherwise one type torches are pretty popular in Estonia and you could find them in any bigger store so he usually tho used those.

    • @sandrah4358
      @sandrah4358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very interesting- so cool that your Dad can do that!

    • @tankart3645
      @tankart3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sandrah4358 it's not really that difficult, at least easier than a molotov cocktail

    • @sandrah4358
      @sandrah4358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow! All this stuff can be super dangerous and reactive- need to keep safe out there!

  • @71.studio
    @71.studio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    this guy found Mark Rober algorithm.
    even the music

    • @dragonwrath9554
      @dragonwrath9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was just about to comment that about the music lol

    • @cheezeboy7811
      @cheezeboy7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya lol

    • @christianmendoza8543
      @christianmendoza8543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea I’ve been tryna find that damn song...

    • @allinol
      @allinol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christianmendoza8543 just search mark rober music

    • @spacefishy3145
      @spacefishy3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @groundhog678
    @groundhog678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    So basically the end result is an over sized matchstick

    • @scorpioninamarbleinabag
      @scorpioninamarbleinabag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes

    • @arstulex
      @arstulex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      No. Matchsticks use the wooden sticks themselves as fuel meaning they burn out quickly as the fire travels down the stick. This uses pitch as fuel and not the stick itself, making it fundamentally different.

    • @Yami_Sun
      @Yami_Sun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@arstulex thank you I agree!

    • @groundhog678
      @groundhog678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@arstulex it was a joke

    • @arstulex
      @arstulex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@groundhog678 It was a bad joke. You didn't even word it like a joke, you just worded it like a false statement.

  • @galaxy.nation
    @galaxy.nation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never realized how much I could learn from watching a video about Minecraft, very educational, please make more of these!!!

  • @genesisstudios4723
    @genesisstudios4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Red phosphorus might be in game as netherrack, since its so good at being on fire it will stay on fire forever

    • @fffddddgkjf2024
      @fffddddgkjf2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Type on TH-cam "What is Netherrack in Real life" It will anwser your question

  • @hattocatto
    @hattocatto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    7:15 that ''let's go" gives me joy on a daily basis. It's amazing to see this working and to see Louis so happy with the result

    • @edbertdharmawan1819
      @edbertdharmawan1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yess now we mine diamond and iron

    • @hattocatto
      @hattocatto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edbertdharmawan1819 it'd be cool to actually see a pickaxe just as mojang designed them

    • @edbertdharmawan1819
      @edbertdharmawan1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hattocatto Image made in diamond

  • @1whoDoesSimply
    @1whoDoesSimply 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like this youtuber. He makes an effective use of my time. No bullshit long intros, just straight to the point. Giving the people what they wanna see. 👍

  • @mrhappygoluckyjock
    @mrhappygoluckyjock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    You here binge watching his videos after watching the chicken video too... yeah me too

  • @jamespigeon1399
    @jamespigeon1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    this is litteraly mark rober low budget and i’m here for it.

  • @GeometryDashArcticat
    @GeometryDashArcticat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude, nostalgia hit me HARD seeing that Tekkit Classic logo.

  • @naimr.4301
    @naimr.4301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "it used to make meth"
    me: oh... well that's a good reason to make a product difficult to purchase

    • @kgkbuugj
      @kgkbuugj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      By that logic we should ban bleach because you can use it to make chlorine gas...

    • @SouLynn
      @SouLynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kgkbuugj all you need to do is add some good ol' vinegar

    • @ObjectsInMotion
      @ObjectsInMotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He never said it was banned. It’s just controlled, meaning you need a chemical dealing license to purchase, just like thousands of other chemicals.

    • @rwholemilkisgood5050
      @rwholemilkisgood5050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kgkbuugj I mean bleach is useful, what do we use meth for?

    • @kgkbuugj
      @kgkbuugj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rwholemilkisgood5050 I'm not saying meth is good or should be legal but just because something is an ingredient to make something bad it shouldn't be illegal.

  • @thatsguy1111
    @thatsguy1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    “Torch is the most iconic crafting recipe that does not require a crafting table”
    Crafting table: bruh
    Planks: *a m e t e u r s*

    • @alexcatkinggaming
      @alexcatkinggaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The keyboard or controler: hmmm

    • @makki233
      @makki233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the mom: *h m*

    • @alexcatkinggaming
      @alexcatkinggaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God: *hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

    • @f.b.i3538
      @f.b.i3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @thatsguy1111
      @thatsguy1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SY - 05GP 804319 Hanover PS
      Hmmmm (i wonder if I said that)
      Moral of the story: reread things

  • @Gretst9ne
    @Gretst9ne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Walter white has shown me enough TH-cam clips to know that if you need phosphorus you should get the big pack of individual matchboxes 😂

  • @sebastiank1771
    @sebastiank1771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    00.20: shows totem of undying while explaning the minecraft recipes
    me: "confuse"

  • @fourze6113
    @fourze6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    7:15 The Caveman’s reaction after he invented torch

    • @theidiotbox9056
      @theidiotbox9056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      English to cave man translation OOOOOOGA BOOOOOGA BOOGA!

  • @ManImTheVoid
    @ManImTheVoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why are mortals always trying to replicate the power of steve.

  • @kambi2681
    @kambi2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    got this in recomended. underrated stuff man, keep it up! super interesting content

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks man, glad you liked it!

  • @jakeinator2005
    @jakeinator2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Me: hears the song in the beginning "MARK ROBER?"

    • @izzyhasarrived2168
      @izzyhasarrived2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Was about to comment the exact same thing 😅

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What song is it?

    • @Hi-qv9hm
      @Hi-qv9hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neuratlas idk

  • @whereismymind1402
    @whereismymind1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:26
    Have you ever had a cookout before bro?

  • @intrepidneon
    @intrepidneon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "As you can see it looks like steve might be striking the torch againt something"
    Yeah, big brain time

    • @alechs
      @alechs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as you can see, before placing anything, steve strikes the item against the block to make it increase its size to 1 cubic metre, instead of the more practical carrying size.

    • @adalix4058
      @adalix4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alechs 🧠

    • @Martin-rb9se
      @Martin-rb9se 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren't we all overthinking this ?

    • @slavicnonatho8062
      @slavicnonatho8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Martin-rb9se no totally not

    • @Martin-rb9se
      @Martin-rb9se 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slavicnonatho8062 like, thats the normal animation for anything

  • @icarorodrigues8501
    @icarorodrigues8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "the results literally blew my mind" whoa there chad boy

  • @thiago1200
    @thiago1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Louis: it swings the torchs against the wall to light it
    steve: *place glass with the same animation*

  • @TheMonarchOfTetris
    @TheMonarchOfTetris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    nice looking torch. Its cool how easily it lit with friction. How long did that pitch flame last for?

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well, I had to put it out myself because I filmed the ending at night & wanted to sleep - but at least 20 minutes.
      That said, as I alluded to in v2 of the torch, using a rag to hold the pitch would help it last a lot longer. As it is the pitch kind of drips off the stick, which (obviously) shortens the burn time. I did mitigate this somewhat by cutting ridges into the wood (like a honey wand), but a rag or some absorbent paper would help even more. Basically the more pitch you can hold on the stick, the longer it’ll last.

  • @connorkinsley1810
    @connorkinsley1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I can’t be the only one who learned what glass was made out of until I played Minecraft

    • @armahpruski5877
      @armahpruski5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clay too

    • @mors.vii.
      @mors.vii. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel u bro

    • @vladimirvikentije5202
      @vladimirvikentije5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actualy smelting the sand isn’t the best method, you need to add some chemicals for it to work

    • @GavinBogie
      @GavinBogie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vladimirvikentije5202 Pepega

    • @patrickrocheleau8185
      @patrickrocheleau8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Runescape did that one for me, also cakes

  • @menschenskind1
    @menschenskind1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Steve truly is a madman.
    -He can carry around many stacks of gold blocks while sprinting and jumping
    -He can break his fall by less than 10 cm of water
    -He can craft everything in less than a second (material gathering not included)

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *10 inches

    • @menschenskind1
      @menschenskind1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clown_the_Clown No, I meant cm, I'm from Europe.

  • @loganbobrow9333
    @loganbobrow9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Puts a piece of charcoal on a stick and lights it: “that blew my mind!”

  • @DrDerpy-jq5tk
    @DrDerpy-jq5tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Next thing: Make a Nether portal

    • @NightmareTrash88
      @NightmareTrash88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can we make a Minecraft nether portal in real life? (Gone wrong) accidentally opened gate to hell

    • @vavist
      @vavist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he doesnt even have a bucket yet

    • @HexxusLab
      @HexxusLab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Louis: Soon..

    • @DrDerpy-jq5tk
      @DrDerpy-jq5tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NightmareTrash88 The show Lucifer started like this, when Lucifer got out of hell, now we know the reason

    • @bladedninja8853
      @bladedninja8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NightmareTrash88 well then if it's to hell then it was a success

  • @Yan.the.Disastrous
    @Yan.the.Disastrous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Steve already has all the tools needed to make it himself"
    "Fire,"
    Uh huh
    "Sand,"
    Yep
    "And buckets of urine"
    what

    • @oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s
      @oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you make him drink water bottles for a week once a day (in minecraft) then right click while holding a bucket gives you urine

    • @lemonov3031
      @lemonov3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s did your elementary school friend teach you that

  • @Baddino45
    @Baddino45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Imagine thinking “Man this flammable would probably make a good drug”

    • @melody3741
      @melody3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its used for its reactivity to perform a chemical reaction that needs something strongly reactive to pull atoms from it. It isnt used in the drug directly.

    • @scooter9537
      @scooter9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Project Eternity I meaaaan searching how to make meth might not be the best thing to search LMAO

    • @webeewaboo
      @webeewaboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melody3741 wait a second, how do you know that?

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@webeewaboo why *_don't_* you know that?

    • @melody3741
      @melody3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@webeewaboo if you knew anything about chemistry and phosphorus you wouldnt have to look it up. (This came off as really condescending but i promise im not trying to be like that i just dont know how else to phrase it - nothing wrong if you haven’t studied chemistry.)
      Drug synthesis is really just chemical reactions like anything else. So you learn what certain chemicals do and can infer their role in the drug. Plus, in the past i have been hanging out with some.... questionable people. I had drug problems and while i never made any myself except for turning hard into soft for myself, i heard a lot about how they were made particularly from this one girl in rehab.

  • @anipodat394
    @anipodat394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow you went hard on this one! It's like a creative mix of theorizing + practical building, nice job!

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the goal! Thanks!

  • @Bulls-eye4795
    @Bulls-eye4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn, I wanted to see a time-lapse of it burning out at the end

  • @EvilTaco
    @EvilTaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:18 talks about crafting recipes
    Shows saddles and totem of undying

    • @erc8311
      @erc8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just knows something we don’t

  • @tostada_gaming_93
    @tostada_gaming_93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I don't get why you don't have more subs, your videos are awesome

  • @rosecitytid1631
    @rosecitytid1631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Feel like you could've coated the tip of the stick in the pitch, once it became soft and not so runny you roll it in the phosphorus like you might with glass.

  • @slugstation
    @slugstation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:01 it sounds like hes rapping

  • @Sandblazter
    @Sandblazter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    For videos like this I’m actually really surprised you don’t have at least 100k views, this was actually really interesting to watch

  • @ushiocheng
    @ushiocheng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:07 i don't know if you have mixed those but please never do that, that stuff can self-ignite at any second when you mix them
    Also, the safe way to do this is to make paste of the 2 chemicals separately and then apply them as 2 layers onto the match. BTW safe does not mean anyone should try this at home.

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Armstrong's mix doesn't autoignite under atmospheric conditions. It's shock and friction sensitive, but it won't spontaneously combust just sitting there.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "I did not think that would work at all" You mean literally exactly how you start a BBQ? but just on the end of a stick?

    • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
      @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe you start a barbecue with a blow torch, but a lot of people just use lighter fluid and a match...

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies flamethrower.

    • @royalheadquarters8449
      @royalheadquarters8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BruceNJeffAreMyFlies rocket launcher

  • @enderman5423
    @enderman5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Approved by enderman. You will be the next mark rober.

  • @IMayHaveNukes
    @IMayHaveNukes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the mark rober stock music in the begining.

  • @James42_
    @James42_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lol , from the background music + the script + the way you talk , I can see you are a fan of Mark Rober :D

  • @Zephuru
    @Zephuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "red phosphorus is hard to get in the us"
    *easily gets some from matches*

    • @henriquenogueira31
      @henriquenogueira31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's hard because you need a lot of matches

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he meant hard to get from buying ig or getting it professionally.

    • @santiagomendez246
      @santiagomendez246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he just meant white phosphorus itself

    • @henriquenogueira31
      @henriquenogueira31 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@santiagomendez246 he used red phosphorus

    • @santiagomendez246
      @santiagomendez246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henriquenogueira31 ye but I think he was saying that white phosphorus is used to make meth

  • @ruqizhang236
    @ruqizhang236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:29
    What did you expect? you expose charcoal to heat and it burns?

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Blasts a charcoal briquette with a torch*
    *It catches on fire*
    "The results LITERALLY blew my mind."

  • @aaaaa-n8l
    @aaaaa-n8l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This man used mark rober music. Respect

    • @Fierywell
      @Fierywell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice pfp 👌😂

  • @sofaking3486
    @sofaking3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This gives me game Theory, mythbusters and mark rober vibes

  • @fourhundred9299
    @fourhundred9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bruh it's not finished until it can stick to the wall

    • @dannyleyamato1309
      @dannyleyamato1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shove it in a crack or hole
      Done

    • @tacticalbarstool3385
      @tacticalbarstool3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dannyleyamato1309 what type of hole

    • @re57k
      @re57k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tacticalbarstool3385 make one using your pickaxe

    • @user-sb3iz6cg1w
      @user-sb3iz6cg1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tacticalbarstool3385 uh.

    • @fourhundred9299
      @fourhundred9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did this have to turn so weird

  • @LawnMowerProductions
    @LawnMowerProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Coal is so hard to light without like a real fire, hmu if you wanna forge/test some minecraft tools. I was thinking the shield would be dope. 😎

  • @archangel1547
    @archangel1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve used pine resin mixed with ground charcoal as a glue in my bushcraft training. It’s great and waterproof once cooled, it’s almost thermoplastic-like, but it’s so flammable and a campfire doesn’t have temperature controls.

  • @IslandExodus
    @IslandExodus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "You can kinda blow on it and start it up again..."

  • @Crocz-702
    @Crocz-702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When someone ask u for a light this guy just pulls out a torch

  • @steadmanman940
    @steadmanman940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:17 gotta love how literally everyone one of those items needs a crafting table lmao

    • @steadmanman940
      @steadmanman940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just something other than your hands

  • @failmeep5167
    @failmeep5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is just the torch recipe in Minecraft: Education edition

  • @boozziee2228
    @boozziee2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: Hennig Brand discovered phosphorus while trying to turn urine into gold.

  • @bobbodaskank
    @bobbodaskank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bunch of these comments saying it's just a match like they make matches all the time. Like they thought a torch was something different than a stick with a burney burney at the end.

  • @expticals
    @expticals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "No serious player would be caught dead without a handful of torches in their hot bar"
    Dream: "hold my beer."

    • @Ithenna
      @Ithenna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's just minecraft speedrunners in general. I'm always expecting a creeper to come blow them up every time they jump down a cave without torches, but it never seems to happen. I think they actually load a cave system and leave it so fast that there's hardly any time for the regional difficulty to rise and so almost nothing has a chance to spawn by the time they've gathered what they needed from it.

  • @jefferychou38
    @jefferychou38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've heard this song in a Mark Rober. You sound like him as well

  • @vysteriousal1
    @vysteriousal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:24
    Crafting Table : "why am i so forgotten?"

  • @Kagomai15
    @Kagomai15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The lack of safety glasses is stressing me out so bad 😅

  • @carson.strong_
    @carson.strong_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:37 “aKSchUalLee pitch is still a liquid at low temperature, just with a very very low viscosity”

  • @hanifsulistiyo3559
    @hanifsulistiyo3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "No serious player would be caught dead exploring without at least a handful of torches in their hotbar." Uh yeah, they'd be dead if they didn't have them.

  • @emz-h
    @emz-h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how he sounds like matpat from The Game Theorists lol

  • @Badabingu
    @Badabingu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone should make a MC mod that goes super in detail on crafting like this!

    • @immaderpo5218
      @immaderpo5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google any 1.12 expert tech pack and you’ll see how complicated those bastards made it

  • @199NickYT
    @199NickYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:01 the beat complimented your speaking pattern PERFECTLY. Sounded intentional lol

  • @Me-th3gj
    @Me-th3gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Plot twist: The Minecraft torch was designed from a real torch.

    • @RevXVII
      @RevXVII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy i never thought of that!

    • @Me-th3gj
      @Me-th3gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sartfla It was a joke, bud.

    • @Me-th3gj
      @Me-th3gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sartfla Yeah lol

  • @spycrab2099
    @spycrab2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    POV: you said you where gonna try to sleep

  • @notdare7266
    @notdare7266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Teacher:What do you like doing
    Him:it’s complicated

  • @croc5654
    @croc5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “the torch is probably the most iconic recipe needed without a crafting table”
    the crafting table: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *0:28* Meanwhile me in Optifine who just carries around a single lantern with no problems of lighting the whole cave up: I am four parallel universes ahead of you.

  • @nickmuffin1722
    @nickmuffin1722 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next should be Minecraft's Bookshelf. Right from the sugarcane 😂 Great video though G. I'm subbed.

  • @garystillhere3290
    @garystillhere3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man is trying to convert real life in to Minecraft life

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wojak Yes