The 7 Levels Of Being High

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  • @JoeBartolozzi
    @JoeBartolozzi  ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    My bad posting this late today btw

  • @omzuul8388
    @omzuul8388 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    joe never fails to make me lay on my bed twirling my hair, swaying my legs back and forth and uncontrollably giggle

  • @xanderstanek1769
    @xanderstanek1769 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Joe never fails to make me laugh

    • @michaelguptail1488
      @michaelguptail1488 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @devinbrooks2732
      @devinbrooks2732 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lmao he probably only hearted it because its the only "Joe never fails to" comment thats semi-normal 🤣

  • @cloudy7832
    @cloudy7832 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Joe never fails to make my toes crumble

  • @SilverBullet999
    @SilverBullet999 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    Joe never fails to butter up my cheeks and slice me like bread.

  • @DarkCrowGameStudio
    @DarkCrowGameStudio 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Joe never fails to make me feel like a carefree child again, effortlessly transported to a realm of joy and laughter. His infectious energy and charming demeanor have a magical effect on me, compelling me to lay on my bed, making me rejoice, swaying my legs back and forth, and succumbing to being filled up....... by laughter. In his presence, worries dissipate, replaced by an enchanting sense of lightness and happiness. Joe embodies the essence of pure delight, a reminder of the simple pleasures in life that we often overlook. With him, every moment becomes a cherished memory, etched in the fabric of my being, igniting a perpetual spark of joy within me.

    • @ImTylerStephens
      @ImTylerStephens 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      couldn't have said it better myself

    • @TheFinalIchigo
      @TheFinalIchigo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Perfect.

    • @pagm0283
      @pagm0283 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Gay

  • @britishmexico2372
    @britishmexico2372 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Joe never fails to upload right before I was about to go to bed

  • @ILOVEM4A1
    @ILOVEM4A1 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    joe never fails to make me wonder about his hairline

  • @y.j.6311
    @y.j.6311 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I have my own story to share, lol. SO (I know there are opposing ideas on if eating marijuana bud will get you high or not but it DID GET ME HIGH) right before school at like 6 am I pulled out a bud of kush and started chewing it for the next 20 minutes. Washed it down with some water, and that was it. About 2 hours later at 8 something IT STARTS HITTING HARD. I'm in class and I'm like oh f**k they might know I'm high. I was so worried. But I felt really nauseous too, (you're supposed to "eat" weed with some type of food so it doesn't upset your stomach too much) but anyways, I got through the next 3 class periods - which felt like 5 minutes each, I vomited in 4th period, and when I got to 5th period I felt so horrible I HAD to lay down. Little while goes by and my teacher finds me on the floor passed out and wakes me up, says go to the office if you want to sleep. I was like bet, I took my bag and went to the office to tell them I feel sick and that I vomited. They tell me to sit down and I pass out again. THEN I WAKE UP every 10 minutes or so, look around and pass out again. This went on for a while until the high started going away, (which was at about 2:30-3:00) which is when I vomited again. Then they gave me something to eat and some water and it all got better. That was the first time I ever ATE weed. CRAZYYYYY

    • @Oldlady_Mama1
      @Oldlady_Mama1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      crazy... idc :(

    • @Kiritomens
      @Kiritomens ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have had a even weirder way to get high story.
      So i once grew my own plants, and had to dry them. I hung most up in a dark corner with a fan like normal, But i took one branch, and hung it in my bedroom for some reason.
      Then i completely forgot about it. Now some time later i am going watching a Chernobyl (movie on netflix). I closed my window, and turned of my lights.
      Then the scene starts where everyone is dying of radiation. For reason the movie became very engaging, and realistic.
      I become really light headed, and feel like I'm gonna trow-up. So i head downstairs to the bathroom, and in the mirror i see my eyes where fucking red.
      I was like wait when tf did i smoke, and it felt like a horrible high. So i end up walking outside, and it suddenly hit me that there was weed drying in my room.
      Not recommended.

    • @nots9lar
      @nots9lar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro what r u on💀

    • @tyrx360
      @tyrx360 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bro my first time high I was outside in the freezing cold, I could not get home since i got too high and I was just having panic attack after panic attack. It was a horrible fucking experience

    • @y.j.6311
      @y.j.6311 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tyrx360 sounds like it lmao

  • @Prod.RoachMane
    @Prod.RoachMane ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe is love, Joe is life.

  • @arockthatlookslikeafish6761
    @arockthatlookslikeafish6761 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Joe never fails to make me not walk for a week

  • @Dole550
    @Dole550 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Joe always make my day no matter if I am mad or not in the mood

  • @miamwale4661
    @miamwale4661 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:41 the outer body experience is crazy the first time 😂

    • @mxrlonlz
      @mxrlonlz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ongg😂felt like I was in a cutscene

  • @devyn3289
    @devyn3289 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Joe, buddy, listen. We all know about your receding hairline and just so you know, we are here for you. You will get through this just get some hair Oils

    • @BANGBANGBANGBONGBONG
      @BANGBANGBANGBONGBONG ปีที่แล้ว +22

      most parasocial comment in this comment section bruh 💀

    • @bricdw
      @bricdw ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@BANGBANGBANGBONGBONG literally not parasocial in the slightest, except for the fact he called joe buddy, not a big deal though

    • @devyn3289
      @devyn3289 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My sincerest apologies to whom ever I offend by calling joe buddy. I apologize for try to be funny

    • @haleytherizzlasigma
      @haleytherizzlasigma ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shit his hairline recoring

    • @Justin-Cook
      @Justin-Cook ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your a true Bart fart, caring so much 💪

  • @penguintato
    @penguintato ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Joe never fails to make me vibrate like a jar of bees

  • @TNTBACKSHOTS
    @TNTBACKSHOTS ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nothings better than watching a video from joe at 10pm

    • @kloudk1lls
      @kloudk1lls ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact that it’s 10 pm for me rn is crazy.

    • @XHatsuneMikuX
      @XHatsuneMikuX หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its 10pm rn lmao

  • @curliermango9092
    @curliermango9092 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Joe never fails to have a comment section about him never failing.

  • @Cyannnnnnnnnnnn
    @Cyannnnnnnnnnnn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don’t know why, but when I’m eating something, I always watch your videos and you always make me choke of laughter

  • @natedostalik3538
    @natedostalik3538 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That wave of nausea between level 6 and 7 is killer

  • @arealbeginner
    @arealbeginner ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Joe never fails to make me 😩

  • @mystery7733
    @mystery7733 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joe never fails to make me glaze

  • @corayilmaz9486
    @corayilmaz9486 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    In my late teens & 20s my friends and I would do shrooms, Isd, and ecstasy occasionally. Good times!
    All were positive, fun, spiritual experiences. But, it's been decades. I don't know anyone who knows anyone who can get psychedelics from. I live in LA & there's a Kush store three blocks from my house, but I can't function alone on weed. I wish they sold psilocybin gummies. I'm a little depressed & a little anxious on a regular basis. I'm not a big drinker and I hate taking pills.
    A bite or two of a chocolate bar, or a cup of mushroom tea everyday would be a godsent for me.

    • @annemoore4461
      @annemoore4461 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve been researching on psychedelics and it’s benefits to individuals dealing with Anxiety, Depression, ADHD and from my findings, they really work and I’ve been eager to get some for a while but its been difficult to get my hands on them.

    • @ohmakure4716
      @ohmakure4716 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Trips I've been having really helped me a lot. I’m now able to meditate and I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

    • @dilara4130
      @dilara4130 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was having this constant, unbearable anxiety due to work stress. Not until I came across a very intelligent mycologist. He saved my life honestly

    • @dilara4130
      @dilara4130 ปีที่แล้ว

      His name is *DR Adolf Petter*

    • @ryancihet555
      @ryancihet555 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ohmakure4716
      I feel the same way too. I put too much on my plate and it definitely affects my stress and anxiety levels. I am also glad to be a part of this community.

  • @riivveer
    @riivveer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    dry vomit is now my worst nightmare. thank you joe.

  • @fizzl8z
    @fizzl8z ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe never fails to make me cry from trauma

  • @christianto9885
    @christianto9885 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    rip joe he was a good man

  • @IWatchJoe
    @IWatchJoe ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for whoever gone to all these levels to experience it

  • @itzio
    @itzio ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe never fail to make me jump on my bed naked eating mash potatoes and rubbing butter on my cheeks.

  • @Lachyraylay
    @Lachyraylay 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Joe is the yapper king jeez

  • @nuclearmouse6354
    @nuclearmouse6354 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:49 yeah he definitely wrote that part in right before the stream 😂😂

  • @KevinWessels-m6i
    @KevinWessels-m6i 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    try being at level 7 at 8:35 in the morning walking around hs school wobbling, almost tripping over your feet every step you take, having the worst cottonmouth nd munchies wondering why you got that high before school in your second week of freshman year

  • @calvincash8918
    @calvincash8918 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There's another level. Can't see and completely unresponsive to sound. It's fun. That high lasted a few days and I felt the after effects for a couple weeks

  • @Haydenm77
    @Haydenm77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    omg i just had the worst trip of my life like i mean sobbing on the floor and this video is so funny i’m still tripping ong you actually cheer me up so much it’s crazy

  • @Racegas
    @Racegas ปีที่แล้ว

    This is absolute gold. My favorite video on the internet and my favorite TH-camr on the internet COMBINED

  • @datfunnyguy3658
    @datfunnyguy3658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe greened on his first time. What a legend.

  • @neptuneafifi9734
    @neptuneafifi9734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    joe never fails to make me lose my appetite

  • @Csongoo
    @Csongoo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Gettin high with joe would be such an experiance lmaoo

  • @KonigVRC
    @KonigVRC ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fly high bro miss you joe

  • @ChadWork
    @ChadWork 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joe never fails to stick in a video deep inside

  • @CowpokeBrody
    @CowpokeBrody ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BROOOOOOO Joe should start a podcast of just telling stories. That would be SIIICK

  • @eq_world
    @eq_world ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joe looks like a stereotypical bully in kids cartoons with that hair and jawline

  • @choipichiim
    @choipichiim 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not my first time getting high, but I remember when my friend and I hotboxed my bedroom closet with a weed pen, which is way stronger than a joint. We're taking turns, we're talking non-sensse, laughing our butts off, having a good time. And then it gets to a point where I had trouble breathing, so we agree'd to climb out of the closet. Shortly after, I get super nauseated like Joe, except when I went to vomit, I vomited, and then dry-heaved for the next 45 minutes. It got so bad to a point where my mum had to drive my friend home because I was literally trying to both mentally and physically recover from what I just went through in the passenger seat.

  • @uncle_slim8421
    @uncle_slim8421 ปีที่แล้ว

    bring out the whole joe beanalozzi

  • @mug3864
    @mug3864 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe never fails to never fail

  • @idkdontask62
    @idkdontask62 ปีที่แล้ว

    im so happy this guys finally getting some love his videos are hilarious

  • @williamhardee8863
    @williamhardee8863 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is an iconic video

  • @drewknudsen9570
    @drewknudsen9570 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joe never fails to make me feel very happy 😃

  • @casualbarehn4241
    @casualbarehn4241 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think they meant for lvl 2 that colors are more vibrant, I definitely have experienced this a few times. Friends called it "being baked"

  • @Azzysvoid
    @Azzysvoid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    greening out the first time is crazy work

  • @moviefanatic69
    @moviefanatic69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joe described greening out perfectly for me, it feels like the scene in nwh where peter realizes goblin is still evil in the apartment, kinda feels like ur watching urself in a cutscene

  • @Dumboi
    @Dumboi หลายเดือนก่อน

    The hammer thing is off but kinda true. My phone screen is definitely brighter when I’m high asf

  • @betarvv5058
    @betarvv5058 ปีที่แล้ว

    the third person mode at lvl 5 is actually dope to try

  • @urasweat415
    @urasweat415 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    one time in school i hit this guys cart and maybe like 5 mins later (this is in 1st block) i got back into class and i started hyperventalating. I could feel my lungs expanding and shriking, i could feel my heart pumping every ounce of blood into my veins, everything was so loud. Since it was to loud i put my airpods in and tried to just calm down taking deep breathes and listening to music but instead the music made it worse and worse and amplifeid everything to the max. I was listening to my 2 favorite songs and then class was just about to end it had like 5 mins left. I got up to go to the door and get ready to leave. Already at this point i have been feeling nasues so when i stood up out of my chair i was worse than before. so i stood there waiting for what felt like hours abouit with 3 mins left of class i started vomitting religiously for about 15 mins until my mom came and got my. i also couldn't walk my legs were super shakey and so the nurse people had to get a wheelchair to get me into the nurse office. once i got into the wheel chair they started pushing me and next thing i know i was already at the nurse. (my 1st block is one of the farthest classes away for the nurse) I telaported to the nurse is what it felt like. then when my mom got me i started throwing up in the car but the nurse lady gave me a bag just incase. it was around 11:20 or 11:30 when i got home so i waddled up the stairs into my bed and was asleep until like 7:30 at night then woke up to piss and shit then went back to bed until the morning.

    • @gordom9045
      @gordom9045 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sounds like that shit was laced 😭

  • @NScott42
    @NScott42 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe never fails to amaze me with his new album The Love Is Lost by a Mile and a Quarter Of a Quarter by a Quarter by A Quarter Of The World Is Still On

  • @ilovenerdboys1556
    @ilovenerdboys1556 ปีที่แล้ว

    also heavy on the disappearing at your own house party and sitting somewhere for hours cuz ur so fried u don’t even realize how long you’ve been gone

  • @Nixion.
    @Nixion. ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joe never fails to make good videos :D

  • @Sadlyluxxx
    @Sadlyluxxx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    joe never fails to make a short video into an episode

  • @me.c-13
    @me.c-13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe never fails to make my cheeks red

  • @andrew69007
    @andrew69007 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude described nausea and throwing up so accurately. That switch hahaha. I’m very familiar with it cause this happened just two weeks ago lmfao

  • @DaRealestDuck
    @DaRealestDuck ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Joe never fails to make me smile" - Good Ending

  • @Kahoneki
    @Kahoneki ปีที่แล้ว

    blessed be thou when joe uploads

  • @3deep.
    @3deep. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joe is the only TH-camr without bots commenting “Joe never fails to make me laugh” or “Can we all appreciate how much Joe posts”

  • @Flowz421
    @Flowz421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe never fails to make me laugh

  • @Groovykevv
    @Groovykevv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:42 me right now while taking a dab off my puffco in the car mid shift 😂 cheers from Santa Cruz CA🤙🏽

  • @obi-wankenobi140
    @obi-wankenobi140 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe never fails to fill me up with his love sauce in a 2001 Honda Civic at an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese parking lot in Columbus, Ohio.

  • @yegoat
    @yegoat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Idk if this is relatable but level 1 2 and maybe 3 is very similar to being sleep deprived staying up with the homies. I have never smoked weed nor gotten high but i can relate to some of these from pulling all nighters

  • @aVLOGcadoFamily
    @aVLOGcadoFamily ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Joe, we'll miss you.

  • @yeetboi-os5kb
    @yeetboi-os5kb ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when joe watch the video for 10 seconds and talk for 10 minutes

  • @jacobabundis-zi6pd
    @jacobabundis-zi6pd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joe never fails to make my eyes pop out of my head

  • @leiastopcrying
    @leiastopcrying ปีที่แล้ว

    hes right about the voice in your head being louder tho,, shit freaks me out sometimes

  • @ThUnDa328
    @ThUnDa328 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greatest story told

  • @mili8694
    @mili8694 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe never fails to make my underwear turn white.

  • @Londonridesbikes
    @Londonridesbikes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe never fails to make me act up

  • @burialofficial8913
    @burialofficial8913 ปีที่แล้ว

    had some fun terrifying times at level 7

  • @Justin-Cook
    @Justin-Cook ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the vids Joe. I’m now subbed and love having the title of a Bart Fart. I feel special now.

  • @Soupytimeee
    @Soupytimeee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the idea of pre watching videos before reacting is the funniest thing ever to me rn lmao

    • @ff9571
      @ff9571 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imagine "at 5:45 I'm going to make a joke about the microwave and if someone says it's prewatched ill tell them to go fuck themselves"

  • @MMM_12345_
    @MMM_12345_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe never fails to never fail

  • @squidwardtenticles69
    @squidwardtenticles69 ปีที่แล้ว

    i’m high rn and i just be hungry and chill and w vid

  • @wagwan6935
    @wagwan6935 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I was so high my first time I thought a crow landed on my head. To this day I’m almost convinced it was real.

  • @xZac5620
    @xZac5620 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idk why it's so funny to think about joe getting high💀💀

  • @Cowboy-fv9wq
    @Cowboy-fv9wq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Like 12:25 I just finished eating I was so glad I wasn’t still eating! 🤣🤣

  • @ytmalmostwanted5961
    @ytmalmostwanted5961 ปีที่แล้ว

    i jus finished my food, paused, and went to my room pressed olay and then joe started to talk about the vomit 😂 thank god

  • @bloblol8848
    @bloblol8848 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe never fails to tickle my tip

  • @YT_Daylight
    @YT_Daylight ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe prob could probably relate with this vid

  • @adan_leon0634
    @adan_leon0634 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i put pizza rolls in for 5 minutes

  • @parkerlunsford9678
    @parkerlunsford9678 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fly high 🕊️

  • @MrDnFTurbo
    @MrDnFTurbo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joe never fails to make me giggle until i 💩

  • @rosslynch-tb8ix
    @rosslynch-tb8ix ปีที่แล้ว

    i would cry if joe got to level 7

  • @torontosh-j5h
    @torontosh-j5h ปีที่แล้ว

    joe is my fav youtuber/streamer

  • @tannercrowley8040
    @tannercrowley8040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The microwave comment was to accurate lol

  • @findaily2777
    @findaily2777 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe is like the fine bros on weed

  • @lordvader4401
    @lordvader4401 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna see and feel joes turbulence

  • @tax_evasion5218
    @tax_evasion5218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe always succeeds in making my day and making it the worst due to the fact that i have nothing to do other than bask in the comfort of my chair and gaze in aw at the cinematic masterpiece known as 'EVERY Level Of Being High."

  • @Captain_Croissant3546
    @Captain_Croissant3546 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joe never fails to make my eyeballs itchy

  • @anomixz2821
    @anomixz2821 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s always when you say “it ain’t working” or I don’t feel shit” it smacks you harder than a train, happened to me my first time😭😭

  • @connorschilcher6771
    @connorschilcher6771 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that I was literally eating mike n ike and on like a level 3 for this

  • @59Zane
    @59Zane 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He was not lyin about that purgatory

  • @AkZynbabwe
    @AkZynbabwe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lived two years at level 5 and now im sober feels good tbh

  • @abbysegrist
    @abbysegrist ปีที่แล้ว

    this triggered my emetophobia thanks joe

  • @pjm3289
    @pjm3289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    being at level 7 is so humbling 😭

  • @tuckeroliver9233
    @tuckeroliver9233 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the worst when you start having to manually breath