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@grahamiii Maybe ten times a podcast, it happened in this one really fast and I turned it off, not sure where, but first few minutes. I do enjoy these and jake and amir videos on college humor are a big deal to me, so I don't mean to be so negative, the interesting word has just been getting to me on these for a while and it happened right at the start, everyone's got their tics and that's ok, the original comedy series from these two is goated
while you guys were walking down memory lane on amir's blog i realized i've been following you since vimeo days. 2009 my friend danny linked me to a J&A called "Box" where jake gets a router and amir pretends to know what it is. and i was hooked ever since! y'all have been with me through a lot. (also met you on stage in 2014!! in SF!!) thanks for making the last 15 years a lot more enjoyable
i genuinely love jakes little writing prompts so much! they're so funny and cute and charming just like him :) this segment is up there with poetry or noetry for me
I've been pumping iron all week to prepare for the hands up sway .. Alas my two elbows, my left wrist and right shoulder all popped out of their respective joints, tendons, what have you... In the ER now, 50k in debt , but excited to start training again for next week. Todah, Jim and Al.
Been watching you guys since ~2010 but I still get jealous that I'll never have a friendship as tight as yours. I would trade my best friend for either of yall if you're in the market for a new bestie.
For your consideration: Jake and Amir are okay Yeah they're just fine The have some podcasts and Some old stuff online And now they're back with a show Where they just talk About whatever the fuck they want Segments! Another podcast Segments! Each one different from the last Segments! A totally neutral blast from the past! Segments!
Jake, your vote counts, in fact, she needs your demographic to break for her specifically. Something very similar to what happened with Obama in 2008. Kamala Harris needs both the electoral AND the popular vote to avoid political chaos so your vote counts tremendously yes, I would have loved for her to be mean to him too, but, men are very sensitive so if she started to talk down to him a lot of guys would have been turned off and it would have cost her votes. Unfortunately, women aren't really allowed to talk down to men unless they are evil. And, I absolutely cannot stress this enough, if the border was really in a crisis he would not have told Mike Johnson to kill the border bill. Something she did Hammer him on. Hearing about some of amir's friends is deeply disappointing, on so many weird and twisted levels. Man, potential financial gain seems to be a real common thread when it comes to letting fascism back on the menu. Treating people like shit seems to be much less of a deal-breaker these days and that is truly terrifying. I guess as long as you are forth on the list of being bullied it's not too too bad right? I think what's most disheartening about all of this is you too grew up in the Obama administration y'all should be more savvy about polling and the type of people still being polled from landlines. It's only scary times because we are finding out, in real time, that more and more people are willingly giving up on empathy and compassion. This callous cynicism is not a savior and it is not a blanket. This house is now ours, nobody's going to clean up mama and papa's house except for us.
what is your opinion on kamala praising the army for being the most lethal in the world ? as a french person this sounds insanely scary and fascistic. fascism is in the rise in france but at least our opposition party is strongly calling for a ceasefire in gaza and as well as advocating for a humanist measures. the fact that the alternative to trump is saying this kind of thing is truly terrifying to people outside of america. is this normal in the us ?
51:03 "Where's all the young people?" I'm 26, most people I know who are my age or younger don't wanna vote for someone who refuses to condemn a genocide
Yea, I feel like a lot of more moderate democrats don’t understand how conservative their views really are when compared to many younger voters opinions. Like, I’m gonna vote Kamala because Trump wants to take away my human rights, but Kamala pretty much endorses genocide just as much as trump. So like, I’m not thrilled about her
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Jake's story prompts all felt like goosebump books and I love it
The pterodactyl one was so funny
My favorite part is where one guy said ' oh, interesting' to the other guy
Interesting
timestamp?
@grahamiii Maybe ten times a podcast, it happened in this one really fast and I turned it off, not sure where, but first few minutes. I do enjoy these and jake and amir videos on college humor are a big deal to me, so I don't mean to be so negative, the interesting word has just been getting to me on these for a while and it happened right at the start, everyone's got their tics and that's ok, the original comedy series from these two is goated
It’s kind of cute that they’re growing old together. Not gracefully but still
Slowly but not surely!
while you guys were walking down memory lane on amir's blog i realized i've been following you since vimeo days. 2009 my friend danny linked me to a J&A called "Box" where jake gets a router and amir pretends to know what it is. and i was hooked ever since! y'all have been with me through a lot. (also met you on stage in 2014!! in SF!!) thanks for making the last 15 years a lot more enjoyable
Jake bringing a modified Surpise Round to the table
i genuinely love jakes little writing prompts so much! they're so funny and cute and charming just like him :) this segment is up there with poetry or noetry for me
I've been pumping iron all week to prepare for the hands up sway .. Alas my two elbows, my left wrist and right shoulder all popped out of their respective joints, tendons, what have you... In the ER now, 50k in debt , but excited to start training again for next week. Todah, Jim and Al.
Gank that beeper.
@@thehyphenator Put that beeper up my butt for a jog out the hospital and guess what? The bitch still works! HENRY
The rye chips are the best part!
Surprised The Grinch didn't make an appearance during the writing prompts
What kind of survey isn’t free? Have people been paying to take surveys all this time?
I am writing to you, Faris. A neutral theme song would be more than okay-it would be mid.
It would fine... on the day
You should do a segment called Memory Pain where if someone doesn’t remember something they get shot or something
Talk about being inventive, Amir basically invented the TikTok formula with Snippets!
You need to talk about Jon Wolfe
Smegma is a great cast
Wave your hands!
is there a link to Amir’s live journal? I need, nay WANT, to read the bish
Been watching you guys since ~2010 but I still get jealous that I'll never have a friendship as tight as yours. I would trade my best friend for either of yall if you're in the market for a new bestie.
amir is my favorite lib
Jake and Amir
Jake and Amir
Nice
I filled out the survey on mobile (iOS) and hitting the submit button doesn’t do anything
I think the technical definition of a vagabond is someone who owns many properties
What do they mean they don't have their own studio? They have two
For your consideration:
Jake and Amir are okay
Yeah they're just fine
The have some podcasts and
Some old stuff online
And now they're back with a show
Where they just talk
About whatever the fuck they want
Segments!
Another podcast
Segments!
Each one different from the last
Segments!
A totally neutral blast from the past!
Segments!
Lemme get that gum link
Jake, your vote counts, in fact, she needs your demographic to break for her specifically. Something very similar to what happened with Obama in 2008. Kamala Harris needs both the electoral AND the popular vote to avoid political chaos so your vote counts tremendously yes, I would have loved for her to be mean to him too, but, men are very sensitive so if she started to talk down to him a lot of guys would have been turned off and it would have cost her votes. Unfortunately, women aren't really allowed to talk down to men unless they are evil. And, I absolutely cannot stress this enough, if the border was really in a crisis he would not have told Mike Johnson to kill the border bill. Something she did Hammer him on. Hearing about some of amir's friends is deeply disappointing, on so many weird and twisted levels. Man, potential financial gain seems to be a real common thread when it comes to letting fascism back on the menu. Treating people like shit seems to be much less of a deal-breaker these days and that is truly terrifying. I guess as long as you are forth on the list of being bullied it's not too too bad right? I think what's most disheartening about all of this is you too grew up in the Obama administration y'all should be more savvy about polling and the type of people still being polled from landlines. It's only scary times because we are finding out, in real time, that more and more people are willingly giving up on empathy and compassion. This callous cynicism is not a savior and it is not a blanket. This house is now ours, nobody's going to clean up mama and papa's house except for us.
what is your opinion on kamala praising the army for being the most lethal in the world ? as a french person this sounds insanely scary and fascistic. fascism is in the rise in france but at least our opposition party is strongly calling for a ceasefire in gaza and as well as advocating for a humanist measures. the fact that the alternative to trump is saying this kind of thing is truly terrifying to people outside of america. is this normal in the us ?
lol gum survey not linked? I aint typin all tht myself
51:03 "Where's all the young people?"
I'm 26, most people I know who are my age or younger don't wanna vote for someone who refuses to condemn a genocide
Yea, I feel like a lot of more moderate democrats don’t understand how conservative their views really are when compared to many younger voters opinions. Like, I’m gonna vote Kamala because Trump wants to take away my human rights, but Kamala pretty much endorses genocide just as much as trump. So like, I’m not thrilled about her
Not a word about Gaza for almost a year, don't start talking about politics now.
So this episode is one real segment and then just politics, huh?
If words piss you off this much, you have seriously psychological problems
Unfortunately
Yeah, this episode wasn't great, luckily they rarely happen