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  • We've done it. Pack it up. Call it a day. The most relaxed and chilled legend ever has been discovered. Watch Ozzy Man and Mozza LIVE on Friday's on Twitch: / ozzymanreviews
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ความคิดเห็น • 146

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Love that Mozza put snacks on the list of hitman expenses 😂

  • @ismaieladen4814
    @ismaieladen4814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "The part that insulted me the most is the fact that she's gonna pay the hit man so little money" 😂😂😂

    • @johnweak628
      @johnweak628 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can anyone share the link of the original video?

    • @HJB._
      @HJB._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnweak628 That approximatly saved his live . . . .

  • @elweasel5753
    @elweasel5753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    ozzy man podcast: the only place where you can hear two grown men discuss how cheap their wives would be if the hired a hit man

  • @cheerydownylox56
    @cheerydownylox56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    1:24 *mozza smoke machine ACTIVATE*
    😂 you guys are great 👍😂

    • @vanessa4587
      @vanessa4587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect timing

  • @pritamsingh8950
    @pritamsingh8950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Husband Disappearing Services 🤣🤣

  • @jdozer96
    @jdozer96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He's spot-on, you get what you pay for.

    • @yustinj
      @yustinj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jdozer96 👀 spot on👀

  • @MumsieGames
    @MumsieGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    loving the batman style milton screenwipe lol

  • @ace_gainsventura_flexdetective
    @ace_gainsventura_flexdetective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A moral lesson on not being cheap hahaha Mozza Gold once again.

  • @ianswartz2741
    @ianswartz2741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he's a slow moving target, too lazy to fight back :D

  • @stephenorourke3704
    @stephenorourke3704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how you get drawn into this, because they stay so straight faced and serious.
    10/10 guys too funny

  • @Rogdog692002
    @Rogdog692002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Growing up in small town Canada, I have definitely had conversations with these gentlemen.... just not sure when they developed Australian accents.
    Brilliant... keep it up Ozzy & Mozza!

  • @horseman1968
    @horseman1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She went to a friend to a friend....he went to the cops 😂

  • @matthewbroestl3635
    @matthewbroestl3635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy is my new favorite person ever.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “2 grand is not enough to that kind of work done right” the man has a past 😂 fucking love that he was insulted by that

  • @syedrakin549
    @syedrakin549 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mozza is Professional Vaper and genius 😂😂😂

  • @areonwayman6674
    @areonwayman6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg i love Australian ppl..the way ozzy& mozz think is down right hilarious and 100% fair truth ...keep doing what your doing!🤘

  • @suryasharma1461
    @suryasharma1461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I must say that your Aussie vocab is quite fascinating. I have learned a lot of it, thanks to you two big ripper of fellas. Cheers and G'day!

  • @KineticFetus
    @KineticFetus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Goddamn, now whenever I hear Mozza speak all I hear in my head is "wrap some mice" and then proceed to laugh my ass off again

  • @rexadebayo3380
    @rexadebayo3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are wearing a Nigerian face cap Ozzyman. That's cool. It's always a bizarre hilarious pleasure listening to you and Mozza.

  • @umaikalmisir2144
    @umaikalmisir2144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aussie man's wisdom n advice,
    Invaluable.
    Aussie man and Mozzas wisdom n advice,
    Priceless.

  • @BelgianDrummer
    @BelgianDrummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    With this heat, a chilled bloke is nice :-)

  • @MDComicsthrilzz
    @MDComicsthrilzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That went dark real quick 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cub1ko
    @cub1ko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta love this thing, you guys are great!

  • @mdekc13
    @mdekc13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't know what the laws in AU about self incrimination are. Be careful boys 😂😂😂
    Much love from the USA! I always am tagging you in animal vids on Facebook. I'd love if you did one someday, HUGE FAN

  • @TheBadger555
    @TheBadger555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought this was gonna be an in depth Mozza interview. Someday

  • @anssig7450
    @anssig7450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I love you guys.

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...Her favourite f*ckin movie was 'In Bruges'!"
    Excellent choice!

  • @frost8825
    @frost8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drinking game. have a shot everytime they say "Yeah".

  • @eddieroberts3402
    @eddieroberts3402 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Dollar Store Discount Hit Man..
    No refunds

  • @sigurd_m5113
    @sigurd_m5113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0 dislikes, thats how it should be

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hard to believe it still is that way 1 hr later!!

    • @sigurd_m5113
      @sigurd_m5113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shifu Careaga lol, 2 people came and ruined it...

    • @vanessa4587
      @vanessa4587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Two now, we the fans should band together and hire a quality hitman😑😂

    • @JohnC420.
      @JohnC420. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Up to 6 dislikes 10 months later not bad at all

    • @Aaron7508
      @Aaron7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll change that

  • @kathrynfox7139
    @kathrynfox7139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Her favourite movie is In Bruges" 😂

  • @mikeharris6429
    @mikeharris6429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Papa Bless Ozzy and Mozza

  • @horseman1968
    @horseman1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched the documentary on this...it was great

  • @Rosk03
    @Rosk03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Respect from Canada !

  • @blackspot4194
    @blackspot4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya can call your business We Slash em we stash em hit man co.

  • @randyfurness2415
    @randyfurness2415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 😂😂 .

  • @anarocha7513
    @anarocha7513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jajajjajaja YOU'RE THE BEST! So fun! Larga vida a Ozzy man y Mozza!

  • @krichardj
    @krichardj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He’s the guy who knows the Guy Who Knows the Guy, you know what I mean.

  • @slowcloudorca5071
    @slowcloudorca5071 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe two OZZY Blokes... didn't even give a nod to AC/DC's Dirty Deeds in this video.. as soon as Mozza started talking about how cheap 2Grand is.

  • @harryallen892
    @harryallen892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To get me whacked 😂😂😂😂

  • @phillipbrewster6058
    @phillipbrewster6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you have to uber to a hit then your trying to be caught hahaha

  • @awesomeguy2912
    @awesomeguy2912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Ozzy is Fucking Legend*

  • @alinaigrad
    @alinaigrad 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the wink at the end. Heheheh.

  • @Matthew_Coton
    @Matthew_Coton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She found the person in craiglist😂😂

  • @skyklan47
    @skyklan47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's just absolute nonsense sometimes and that's what I like

  • @WoodysReptiles
    @WoodysReptiles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg amazing keep the work up lads love it

  • @daryldooey1830
    @daryldooey1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You boys are hilarious

  • @ribsybrown510
    @ribsybrown510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Odd Jobs 😀😀 good one top hat

  • @MedusaSP
    @MedusaSP 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The wink at the end haha

  • @garyg2318
    @garyg2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Snacks, lol!

  • @StormySilent
    @StormySilent 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i miss these podcasts

  • @frenstcht
    @frenstcht 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think there's a hitman section on Angie's List.

  • @ookdagook3047
    @ookdagook3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm From Chicago and I can tell you that in the city it's about 5,000$ for a body, but if you get a young wild broke kid 2,500$. This is the truth..

  • @kaidenhall3223
    @kaidenhall3223 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah

  • @stevegoodson9022
    @stevegoodson9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty sure if it came to it, Mozza could put you in touch with a guy who knows a guy

  • @bradmagyor3546
    @bradmagyor3546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Come back!! I see it’s been 2 years. Come back I love you and mozza

  • @jonathanlopez4026
    @jonathanlopez4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Getty them off the planet. Wowzy

  • @ajdprotocol
    @ajdprotocol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These 2 are freaking legends, Especially Mozza, no disrespect Ozzy Man

  • @paulg8394
    @paulg8394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe 5 grand..lmao
    I'm crying.
    No just no..
    I would want one hundred thousand.

  • @murof0078
    @murof0078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holly shit. I'm from KCMO and never heard about this only Ozzie can give e me my news apparantly

  • @MegaPoxie
    @MegaPoxie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They need to throw a bit of fun in with the hit you know what I mean, like dressing the hitee up as a fat fur seal and getting them to stand next to an orca at Seaworld or something. Dress ups can be fun!

  • @raphaeljackson7
    @raphaeljackson7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "you got snacks!"

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He thought it through

  • @greenmeat1270
    @greenmeat1270 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    extra twenty if you wack the lawnmower too

  • @MegaPoxie
    @MegaPoxie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    .... or maybe dress the hitee up as a giant cabbage and get them to pose in an enclosure with a hippo?

  • @77gabethebabe
    @77gabethebabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That got dark quick

  • @briangraham3622
    @briangraham3622 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    on your podcast, 8/5, hidden charges. check out your local mac donalds, eat-in tax.

  • @sarahbeara78
    @sarahbeara78 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 This guy was from my hometown and shares the same last name as a family that is rumoured to be involved in some "Italian family business" *wink wink nudge nudge* in the area, so it doesn't surprise me in the least that he has an opinion on how much hitmen should cost. I'm not saying he's involved in that activity or that any of his relatives are, but...🤷‍♂

  • @tobyharper8614
    @tobyharper8614 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mozza's cloud lol

  • @bruceslasher6374
    @bruceslasher6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guy is surprised she took so long

  • @sherryberry8134
    @sherryberry8134 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dunno if this hero is chilled or just reasonable and jaded. 😂 Either way... 👍

  • @HJB._
    @HJB._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do it the right way you have to see the movie "Killer Joe" (2011)

  • @Industryresolution
    @Industryresolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quality guys

  • @ilkay98
    @ilkay98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where is mozzas john deere cap ?

  • @whity4584
    @whity4584 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny as f@ck

  • @rosiejl2798
    @rosiejl2798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy absoluetly has put some thought into hiring a hitman before. As someone who is interested in true crime and often goes down rabbit holes of topics I can absoluetly relate to knowing about a tpoic and people bing like, why tf do you know about this?

  • @ironsightsemo786
    @ironsightsemo786 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ten grand was always the price.

  • @leegreer9582
    @leegreer9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe

  • @garymiller3403
    @garymiller3403 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious 😂

  • @skizzik121
    @skizzik121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    But 2,000 Dollerydoos is like $6.75 US Dollars....

  • @poopandfartjokes
    @poopandfartjokes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate those late night drunken hit man searches.

  • @rickymotsenbocker2089
    @rickymotsenbocker2089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100 lbs of gold

  • @HansensSportsCards
    @HansensSportsCards 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the channel mates! A bit of an echo on your mic though, Aussie. More bass and closer to mic maybe?

  • @jonathanlopez4026
    @jonathanlopez4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it should be 50k. For the gamble of getting caught. And that's still low.

  • @blackspot4194
    @blackspot4194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣

  • @SuperSepulchure
    @SuperSepulchure 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kansas City Kansas or Missouri? That’s only about 2 hours and 30 minutes from me either way lol

  • @stupidhandles
    @stupidhandles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is the chilled guy *terry* ?

  • @rhyscory3337
    @rhyscory3337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mozza is funnier in my opinion. He has that dry wit about him.

  • @mfin-dave
    @mfin-dave 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want a f@@king shirt, how do I get one ? 'Destination F@#ked'.....

  • @phillipbrewster6058
    @phillipbrewster6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Id have 2b cash

  • @bn-ur9tr
    @bn-ur9tr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi your the best review guy

  • @Tbonyandsteak
    @Tbonyandsteak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meet a stranger in a bar once, he said it he would do it for 2k dollars.
    I was stunned, I have no idea why he brought that up. Was he trolling?
    It just came out of the blue with no relation to anything we were chatting about.
    I just thought, what a fucked up guy. That would take potentially life long prison
    for 2k and to actually kill a person,l He just said he did not cared.
    He was from middle east, what was his history. Did they kill that easy there?
    He seemed pretty dark, not a person you would invite for anything.
    Walked away when he said that.

  • @ribsybrown510
    @ribsybrown510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @MrMataiasi
    @MrMataiasi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    #blessed

  • @saracrow4833
    @saracrow4833 ปีที่แล้ว

    😅

  • @KuKKuDu
    @KuKKuDu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes ur right 👉

  • @airsofter2247
    @airsofter2247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can anyone tell me what those green and white buttons are next to Mozza? Been annoying me for weeks now!

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    In that case ill give you advise for 1million.

  • @chadsmith7075
    @chadsmith7075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i would have to go atleast 30 grand cause you may have to by a used car to get away.

  • @angeladall3647
    @angeladall3647 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you know the contractor didn't hire 5 burgeoning hitmen for 2k each?
    If 10k is your budget, how do you get the most bang for your buck? 5 rookies at 2k each, 2 good-but-not-great @ 5k, or the seasoned, yet competively priced professional at 10 large.
    I know when I pay for a service, I tip accordingly and try to leave a good review.