11:40 "And Tilda Swinton, if you're watching... I don't miss you" holy crap, this was before Damien dressed up as Tilda Swinton and played as one of Shayne's exes... IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
I would read a book written by Damien. The way he describes shayne’s hunt for his escaped refrigerator only to find Tilda Swinton who fuses with him by shoving her arm in his mouth until they reach their final form, Shaynes Bond Tildo Swintman, is so captivating
There before me, in all her glory, Tilda Swinton. Skin covering every one of her bones. Hair, a color indistinguishable from said skin. Legs all the way down to the ground and a knee for each one. Hips connected the two like tightropes between two hot air balloons.
I NEED them to bring this back. These were so damn funny and I know they could make at least one more as a TNTL challenge to make the other person laugh
@@emmegriffeth9945 I think it’s meant to replicate the snl thing where they write the segments for the other person and they read it for the first time live. The biggest difference is snl is fake news stories (so news stories) and this is fake personal news.
This is my comfort video. I have rewatched it so many times and it never fails to make me laugh so much that my cheeks start hurting in the best way 😅🤣
Honestly they need to bring this back and have other cast members do it too, imagine Angela and Chanse writing each other’s good news, or Ian and Anthony, Noah and Keith or Amanda and Arasha, Tommy and Courtney
Who else wants to and has been waiting to hear the damn story of Miss Diane???? The suspense is killing meeeee SHAYMIEN!!!! C'mon already!! Next upload..... Story of MISS DIANE!!
525.600 minutes can not be said without having at least a slight amount of melody in your voice
momento mori 🖤⌛️🤍
"Whats up Angela" foreshadowing
Damien is psychic confirmed
YES OMG
I just was about to say this
Holy shit
0:44 Physically, mentally, spiritually, eventually, Jennifer Connelly, and mentally.
I will use this from now on
I wish the last one would of been redundancy
When someone says "on so many levels", these are probably the levels they are referring to.
I need people to understand how often I say this
I’m going to start using it every day actually, I can’t believe I’m just now seeing these videos for the first time
We need more personal news.
I agree
We really do need more of Shamien
11:40 "And Tilda Swinton, if you're watching... I don't miss you"
holy crap, this was before Damien dressed up as Tilda Swinton and played as one of Shayne's exes...
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
I would read a book written by Damien. The way he describes shayne’s hunt for his escaped refrigerator only to find Tilda Swinton who fuses with him by shoving her arm in his mouth until they reach their final form, Shaynes Bond Tildo Swintman, is so captivating
Skin covering every one of her bones 💀💀💀
They need to have newer Smosh members reacting to this so Angela can be jumpscared by past Shayne talking to her
I could watch these guys do this forever
Damiens little smile when shane is reading his story is so cute and precious!
I like how back talking is the second most difficult
CAN THEY BRING BACK PERSONAL NEWS PLS
There before me, in all her glory, Tilda Swinton. Skin covering every one of her bones. Hair, a color indistinguishable from said skin. Legs all the way down to the ground and a knee for each one. Hips connected the two like tightropes between two hot air balloons.
Damien has the funniest fucking mind I’ve ever seen
2023: they never told the story of misss Diane
Damian is so good at writing these
I NEED them to bring this back. These were so damn funny and I know they could make at least one more as a TNTL challenge to make the other person laugh
I’d love to see them do this on Smoshmouth next time Damien is on
Petition to bring this back. Idc about the rest of the show that was in, I just want more of this!
I would like to hear the story of Mrs.Diane...
I want them to bring this back with the full cast and set it up like a secret Santa so no one knows who wrote for them.
Like collegehumor’s breaking news
@@kaivdm04 not really. They try not to laugh while doing that.
You need to tweet this at them
Yes please. Or maybe on Smoshmouth
This segment is like a version of Stefon on SNL but 5000x better
And a mix of Michael Che’s and I forgot his name but their segment on weekend update they do on the finale they write there own jokes
@@emmegriffeth9945 I think it’s meant to replicate the snl thing where they write the segments for the other person and they read it for the first time live.
The biggest difference is snl is fake news stories (so news stories) and this is fake personal news.
@@EagleScout2019 I think there's a Smoshcast somewhere with Joven that said that SNL is the one who ripped them off
yes
😂
Engineers in a zeppelin, begging for their lives has to be my favorite
I'm partial to blacksmiths in a rogue hot air balloon preparing for the worst
So he's just been calling him "Shayny Days and Mondays" for years huh
Shaynesbond tildoswinman will never not make me laugh out loud 😂
“All hail Tommy sire, hollow be his bones” sounds ..... way too much like the our father and it kills me every time
miss this segment sooooo much
This is my comfort video. I have rewatched it so many times and it never fails to make me laugh so much that my cheeks start hurting in the best way 😅🤣
Damien Haas, if you ever see this, your writing style is my favorite. Like, of anyone. It’s honestly Mulaney/Chappelle level, I love your brain lol
It reminds me of Mulaney’s writing for Stefan
Today I learned that "three billboards outside of ebbing Missouri" is a real movie, and not just a random joke
The one dislike is Tilda Swinton
Ole swints is just salty.
I come here to rewatch this video every 3 months It is one of the funniest things they ever did xDDD
No joke. This is high level writting that puts current snl to shame.
I love these two together man
9:47 they predicted Angela
Honestly they need to bring this back and have other cast members do it too, imagine Angela and Chanse writing each other’s good news, or Ian and Anthony, Noah and Keith or Amanda and Arasha, Tommy and Courtney
not once did damien take this opportunity to make shane say "hi my name is shane power topp"
Who else wants to and has been waiting to hear the damn story of Miss Diane???? The suspense is killing meeeee SHAYMIEN!!!! C'mon already!! Next upload..... Story of MISS DIANE!!
"Eventually" got me.
9:48 what a prediction!!
Wow with that last monologue Damien could write for Welcome to Nightvale. I don’t think I’ve ever been more creeped out by my own skele-un
9:45 He's talking to Angela from the past
Engineers in a Zeplin, Begging for Their Lives is a show I need to see
Zeplin?
they have got to bring this back with angela and chance
This is like a live 1 am edition of the one-time-i-dreamt Tumblr
They need to bring this back. What I would add is mix it up with other cast members. Can you imagine Amanda & Angela doing this? :)
9:26 After the “525,600 minutes” joke I expected an “oh Mickey you’re so fine…” joke
these two need a show together!
this is Smosh's funniest bit theyve ever done and i mourn its loss every single day.
God i wish they would start doing this again
This literally had me crying at work, omg
These sound like they were written by artificial intelligence...
the comedians in cars bit was the absolute best
We never got to hear the story of ms. Diane...
😔
I was eating rice while watching this and nearly chocked when Shayne was reading off the karate moves
Amazing!
i’m just glad damien told me personally to sing to the tacos and told me i was doing a good job
More personal News!!
We stan nonbinary neil
I still want to know about Ms. Diane so badly
Can we please have this just be a show on its own
Okay… what’s going on in Shayne’s mind? And whatever is going on in Damien’s mind… I’d watch that show.
2:00 11:50 13:15 16:40 17:14
Gotta gather my tongs and hammers got a hot air ballon to catch
Shayne wrote for Damien what Damien would write for damien
I wonder if anyone could animate one of the ones they wrote for each other
I wanted to hear more about Tildayne Swintopp
Bring back personal news
I come back to this so often... it never fails to make me laugh. These two are hilarious
i love these jokes man! Damien writes so good🙏🏽
BRING THIS BAAACK :((((((
Shayne topp is a PAYNE in my BOTTOMM
Please, tell me Damien said that. 😂
@@motaji4548 lol nope corny me
@@danielhughes5932 Aw, wishful thinking. In the context of their shipping, Shayne is the Topp and Damien is the Bottom. 😂😏 Am I wrong?
"You guys are weird" haha
Blurnsday
Have they told the story of Miss Diane yet??
This needs to be brought back, since it appears it went away, but it needs to happen with other Smosh besties, like Cortney and Olivia, too
Bring this back
Miss Diane story.
we still haven’t heard about miss diane
The first one was fantastic 😂😂
Can we please get a 2021 news......
They was the new younger Ian and Anthony.
Still waiting for my pudding...
This is fucking hilarious lmao
BoboboboBobobobo
I want to play D&D with Damien so much...... 😢
I will pay, even! I need him in my party or as my DM.
Is this an official smosh channel?
No its a fan channel
The one that damien wrote has the same energy as and was just as funny as courtneys doctors note
This is hilarious
It would be great to see a revival of Personal News!! 🙏🏻💜
When are y’all bringing this back?
We need this segment to come back
I miss this show!!! Preparing for the worst 🤣🤣🤣
Shayne went first only once, did anyone notice that? These two are great when together it doesn't matter what environment they are in.
Did we ever get the story of Ms. Diana? 😂
I love watching these compilations!
What show was this part of?
Smosh Pit Weekly
4 years late but so glad to see this
i think about these segments at least once a day
What video was the first part from?
DONALD TRUMP KARATE SHOWDOWN!
came back after years after the first bit was mentioned in the smosh lore episode of smosh mouth and it still makes me cry laughing
Why have they stopped it..?