Minecraft is Completely Illogical
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 มิ.ย. 2024
- Minecraft is wildly illogical. I Asked you which things were the worst about it, and you gave me some excellent answers!
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The fact he used infested cobblestone to craft a dispenser
It makes this video funnier and funnier
yeah i know
It's going to dispense the item and a _silverfish_...
I tried 🥲
ikr lol
He had flashes of red text above it every time it hovered over it, and they seem to all be different, but I didn't get to read them all lol
Knarfy, you were using *_Infested_* Cobblestone, not regular cobblestone
*Edit:* How is this already at least 188 likes?! Thanks btw
I wonder how this had been the most liked comment on this video
Lol almost 69 comments already 💀💀💀
Change my mind
Yea
The editors tell is telling it to knarfy
Yes.
Nice, 69 likes today, change my mind.
Casual narfy mistake
14:46 Prior to the recipe getting removed, you could eat an apple covered in 8 blocks (72 ingots or 8 cubic meters) of gold and feel even better than eating one covered in 8 ingots
yeah, the amount of times i've tried to craft an enchanted golden apple after the recipe was removed, is more than one
9:51 the "fail safe" is made in case you give a skeleton a sword, because like zombies, they can pick up your stuff
The worst part about the stairs thing is, that if the crafting recipe would be changed to just 3 blocks for 4 stairs, we would actually get all the material crafted to stairs, since one quarter of every block is missing in a stair and a stair is made out of three quarters.
Or just increase it to 8 per craft
Exactly
Totally! That would be so much more reasonable
Yes, but you also have to consider Steve is a bad crafter, so he uses up extra material to get the job done.
@@Knarfy so the frog-bucket thing, I guess the frog fit to the bucket , but If u do it in irl the frog just jump out, so maybe this was behind.
gold is actually fully edible, i mean it might be hard to take a bite out of a full ingot, but once you get it into a more edible form like foil, gold leaf, or powder, you can eat as much as you want with the only side effect being a sparkly toilet bowl
and probably crippling debt
It also has no nutritional value, so although it’s not poison; a gold diet would kill you no matter how full you felt…
@@It-b-Blair Gold coated food wouldn't tho, although it still doesn't make sense that coating a carrot in gold gives it more nutritional value
So you’re telling me I could totally eat an irl golden apple?
@@themysticarcher3313 Yeah you could absolutely eat an apple covered in gold! Although I don't think it would give you fire resistance...
Dispensers are made with a bow because when they were out, there was no crossbows and players adopted the recipe with a bow so changing it would just be confusing. Mojang trys to not to change recipies a lot when they are fully out because old version old recipie, new version new recipie. 2 things to remember instead of 1.
Knarfy's rage at the dispenser is hilarious. The fact that he didn't realize he was using infested cobblestone makes it even better.
I tried 😭
And failed ;)
I like to imagine that the zombies just kinda trip and shuffle around, sometimes seeming like their stomping. So it could make sense that they trigger the skulk more than players, because they’re clumsier.
LOL honestly I like this explanation
I was also thinking that🙂
@@Knarfythey also wont care about how they present themselves as zombies, us humans we walk proud and more quiet, bc it wouldnt be nice to stomp around. As a zombie? WHO CARES your ALR DEAD!
He also groans wich is pretty loud
But the zombie _does_ give the same signal strength as the player??? The vibrations for every mob's footsteps are the same; the signal strength of 14 shown in the video was caused by it sensing the zombie spawning; and the signal strength of 7 is caused by it sensing the damage the zombie takes.
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Also yes. It was infested cobblestone.
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To be fair, I feel like falling onto the dirt ground would hurt less than falling into a metal cauldron and breaking all your bones. Maybe it should negate damage from a short fall, but a long fall would turn your legs inside out.
why did the "boing!" sound effect make me laugh so hard when the frog jumped at 2:22
Fun fact: in spectator mode you can interact with fletching tables, it opens up the crafting table interface for just a fraction of a second.
huh
WHAT
@@ryanbauman8966i’ve not tried it, but apparently if you go in spectator and right-click a fletching table, for a short moment, less than a second, it shows crafting table menu
I'd like to think the only reason you can't put frogs in buckets is because the jump out of them
That’s a fun reason lol. I like that
You can also eat gold stuff, like it is just very expensive.@@Knarfy
Actually, if you boil it very slowly...
@@rockstarpunkthegamer2631edible gold flakes exist and they're not that expensive
True, but I am talking about an apple covered in several of these gold flakes would be expensive.@@DiamondDepthYT
To be real, i wish you could buy potions from villagers
How to make a dispenser:
8 Cobble, 1 Bow, 1 Redstone.
How Knarfy makes dispensers:
8 INFESTED Cobble, 1 bow, 1 Redstone.
9:39 So, fun fact: Bedrock Edition has a mechanic where skeletons will switch to a melee attack when they're fully submerged in water (since arrows lose all their momentum in water).
This is true
also the reasion skeletons have melee attack because they didn't use bows the first time they were in the game
HOLD ON! I RECOGNIZE THAT USERNAME!
Strays also do this, and their melee attacks inflicts slowness aswell, which implies that the effect doesn't only come from the arrows that they use, but are a part of their biology too.
I remembered them also having a melee without being in water and you just need to be close to them.
Immersive Weathering mod adds iron rusting if I remember correctly. Amongst other fun things. When you combine it with Serene Seasons mod it becomes like ‘realistic’ nature.
0:54 it makes sense that water in cauldrons doesn’t break your fall because when you fall you also hit the iron part of the cauldron.
There’s cooking shows where chefs LITTERALLY sprinkle their dishes with papery gold and the judges come out withOUT constant diarrhea for life :)
With how strong Steve is, I'm pretty sure swimming up a waterfall is a piece of cake
Yep. dude can run and jump while carrying thousands of pounds of cobblestone. He can also jump without bending his legs.
You make a convincing argument 👌
Water buckets also have Infinite water
idea! you should be able to trade with witches for potions, perhaps there is an item like the piglins that you can give them and they will trade you a potion based on the item after a bit of time. i could see them actually brewing them if a brewing stand is near by
That’s smart!
I really want some kind of connection between witches and frogs, for brewing potions, to spawn with witches huts or to be added as a fun spell... Maybe as a gift to befriend the witches?
@@YourDad-dh6fjI'm not sure if they still do but I'm pretty sure back then witches huts had a brewing stand in them.
at 4:03 he tries to craft a dispenser and he failed because he used infested cobblestone in stead of normal cobblestone
Fletching table idea: it is used to upgrade your bow, like a long bow using strings and sticks or even arrows like, stone arrow, wood arrow, or even diamond and upgrade it into netherite arrow using the smithing table
5:04 Zombies actualy make more noise because they "speak", you know, the "urhhh", so this one actualy makes sence
This makes Mojang look even shittier for "fixing" the copper bulb to be the same as other blocks when the community specifically liked that it was different, but I digress.
You just made me doubt Minecraft in so many ways. Iron rusting would be a cool feature. Grea vids, Knarf. Just keep getting better!
I like to think the frog does fit in the bucket, but it jumps out every time you try to pick it up
3:20 You used INFESTED cooblestone instead of regular
Knarfy you inspired me to make longer youtube videos, like the dumb ideas (which i tried recreating because it was so much fun lol)
Thank you, Knarf man!
Skeletons have a melee attack because they use it when underwater. But I still love the content Knarfy
You can't put frog in a bucket because you know... It jumps out.. Yet a bucket of lava can't burn the iron bucket or give heat to Player's hands.. You know... "Survival" game Minecraft.
In Terraria, the reason why torches and campfires dont extinguish naturally is explained in game. Its because of the "Torch God". So maybe something similar is in minecraft? Some unknown entity or force of nature responsible for keeping torches lit.
bro thinks minecraft will ever have any sense 💀
Yeah nothing will make sense in Minecraft
bro sense minecraft is sense on minecraft sense man is minecraft
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What doesn’t make any sense to me was when he was trying to craft a dispenser with infested Cobblestone
17:56
As someone who watches camman18 alot I've actually learned there was originally supposed to be a more realistic model for minecarts, and also make them faster
But according to devs it wasnt that fun to have trains derail so they just scrapped it and made mine carts slower
Biggest Amethyst Geode IRL: 3.7 meters high
Amethyst Geode MC: 13+ meters high
The sculk thing does kinda makes sense, I mean, think about it, how much noise does Steve actually make? A zombie constantly groans and moans, while Steve just... exists
Tru
3:42 u need a cobblestone not infested cobblestone Which it doesn't make sense
The chaos of every microsecond of this video is the best. I knew there was a reason I subscribed to you the second I clicked on a vid lmao
In old Minecraft Skeletons weren’t supposed to have bows and were just gonna be faster running Zombies if you let that Skeleton move you’ll notice that.
The dispensers having bows make sense because it takes longer to pull back a crossbow and unlike a bow your can't rapid fire it
Also because dispensers were added before crossbows
@@ShellofIron thank you, I was looking for this comment, looks like no one remembered this
bruh, he kept using infested to cobblestone to craft, LOL 3:55
you can’t craft the dispenser because you were using infested cobblestone.
Kek
Kek
Yes
At 12:00 you could have non moving rusted Iron golems in abandoned villages
Yeah and all iron stuff like iron swords etc
Tbf the skulk sensor was detecting the zombie grunting and taking damage which might have been "louder" than footsteps or landing after jumping
Love how he didnt realize he was trying to craft a dispenser with infested stone
The reason for skulk can differentiate between you and a zombie is most likely the growns the zombie makes.
17:03 honey i shrunk the chests
2:39 thats so annoying because the tadpole bucket is shorter 1 pixel than regular bucket
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Another thing that doesn't make sense in Minecraft - breeding chickens
Chickens come from eggs, ya know? And they randomly drop eggs in Minecraft, just like chickens do in real life (yes chickens totally just poop eggs out randomly). Yet somehow you're able to just breed two chickens together and POOF a baby, it just skips the egg stage entirely 😂😂
1:02 the reason why the water disappears it’s because it turns into steam so it makes sense
As some may already know torch did used to extinguish in a version of the game. It might have been and April fools update.
Also minecraft minecarts are realy slow in comparison, you basically go the same speed when you run.
Inspired by your infested-cobblestone accident, you should make a crafting recipe that creates an infested dispenser that has chance to spawn a silverfish.
LOL smart
That's actually a fun idea x)
Thank you Mr.knarf! your videos make me smile :)
15:06 Knarfy ascends to the heavens
I think blocks just get compressed when you break them, so they're just smaller until you add air or something when you place them and they get bigger again
Even though Minecraft is based in the medieval age and has magic, there are various technological things, like pistons, redstone, observers, now the auto rafters, Minecraft that is on the medieval age is like going through an industrial update,
Extra; you can make infinite water with just two bucket, like watch how much water just one bucket has, and that would mean that Steve carries infinite weight also with just 2 buckets.
Water can also infinitely flow
Don't forget that blocks aren't affected by gravity...
Except for the ones that are...
8:14 water is weird I am askew-knarfy 2023
I only thought about this after you talked about rust on iron, but it'd be cool if when you hurt the rusty iron golem or break rusty iron, you get tetnis which is just like poison or something.
The cauldron is a nit waterloggable block, you just change the model and the texture, so theres really nonwater in there, its like a piece of cardboard painted to look like water
Smart 💀💀
But water in a cauldron can put out fire
@@EpicGamer-lo8uq its a coded feature mainly for the nether
1:50 the smithing table used to be a way to get netheriate armor which was not possible to make in the crafting table but, I don’t know why Mojang made a new table for it and you are right in that the smithing table got a new use! Sorry if this sounds condescending
For the dispenser the bow is pulled back automatically and pressing the button just releases it firing the arrow.
fletching table is how we should make the potion arrows and stuff (maybe better bows)
4:51
zombie:"AAAAARRRGHH"
12:18 "I'm slowly going insane"
Are you sure you haven't already gone?
Zombies ties have fallen off so they're feet have less of a slap when they walk
The fact that you could open a chest with another chest on top, yet you can't open a chest with a block on top.
Fun fact, torches used to go out but players didn't like that feature. So Mojang changed it, so now torches don't make any sense.
i think the skeletons train very hard like they’re the assassins or (slightly more effective) police of minecraft while pillagers are just people who like weapons and hurting people so they have no reason to train and if they have no weapon they’re like 🧍🏾♀️
Heres a thing that makes no sense: you need 3 wool to make a bed but when you craft it theres 2 wool, and its not even a full block, WHERE DID THE WOOL GOOOOO?
I love how he didn’t notice it was infested cobble stone
the new copper doors for minecraft 1.21 act like wooden doors, not iron doors, which i feel like makes no sense cause while maybe not as heavy as an iron door, id like to see you try opening a door made out of solid copper
i think as long as it doesnt scape the ground even a very heavy door could be opened by hand. I just assume the iron door has some kind of lock built in
0:51 i see the point people make but you are still landing on metal, there isnt a soft ground under it to break you fall
but if you place metal on the floor where you land you still survive
the dispenser thing probably mostly has to do with the fact that dispensers predate crossbows by like...a lot, and changing the recipe would be bad because it's been like that since the block was added and it's not broken so it doesn't need to be fixed
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7:33 it’s The Boy™️
I think the reason you can’t put frogs in buckets is that they just jump out
How are villagers supposed to give you trades if their arms are forever crossed? What make it weirder is that they can also hold items with their crossed arms.
10:04 HOW?
He has mods
@@Lightningmcblue what mods are they?
@@clueless-personI believe it’s called shape shifter or smth
12:41 Can I get the name of the sad music that you use?
that's exactly why I use vanilla tweaks. there's an option to add a border to infested items (only in inventory.)
Maybe with the fletching table, you can upgrade bows with neither its and stuff. Maybe in a mod if MC doesn’t do it
16:45 wait lol crafting chest only needs 8 planks not 9 planks.
Who is this newbie kid? And how is she crafting chests with 9 planks lmao? 😂
You can survive in a couldron, you just have to be exactly in the middle
We need more of the "Block Goblin" from your Pehkui Mod :)
The worst part about stairs is fact, that they WAS crafted of three wooden planks, yet somewhy, microsoft decoded to change crafting recipe, but leave result 4
Water is weird. I am askew. -Knarfy 2024
Iron doesn't rust because its rustproof iron. But seriously when it was added, there was nothing that aged in minecraft so it was same with that. They made copper oxidize because copper had very few uses and that would add more uses.
Hey, can you make so the fletching table upgrades bows and crossbows like the smithing table?
1:11 technoblade :3
You could use powdered snow as a redstoneless elevator, given you have the boots and a way to tell which floor is which
Edit: 5:04 is the timestamp area I am referencing
Dispensers existed long, long before crossbows. Changing the recipe to be much more expensive would have upset a lot of people.
One thing I find weird is the fact that your pets can teleport to you when you get too far away.
minecraft is made with java
obviusly it's illogical
Its just funny how in the skeleton and pillager section, bro just turns into a pillager. You never fail to make me laugh!
im not even gonna lie i had to replay that dispenser bit again and again to figure out why it wasnt working
Steve going up a waterfall current isn’t as strange as his ability to carry multiple mountains on his back.