The Acolyte Episode 6 - Absolutely Pathetic (Review)

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  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +592

    A moment of silence for all the brain cells who have died from watching this show

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Bahahahahahahaha

    • @stevendeamon
      @stevendeamon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      so...between 5-10? cause nobody is fucking watching this trash

    • @HermitGeek
      @HermitGeek 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      RIP in Peace brain cells...

    • @dreasdwolfox3435
      @dreasdwolfox3435 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@stevendeamon sadly you'd be surprised. some sw fans really will watch anything dressed in sw garb

    • @jeremy4375
      @jeremy4375 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Star Wars on the CW"
      Perfect description 😂

  • @zachalou3073
    @zachalou3073 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +400

    The show just presumed everyone is as dumb as the people who write it

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Bahahaha

    • @birdman1325
      @birdman1325 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Tells us a lot about what they think of the fan base and how little it is valued.

    • @lightworker2956
      @lightworker2956 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or is it just that the writers are dumb, and dumb people write dumb things?
      Because you know, if dumb people consistently produced smart things, they wouldn't be dumb.

    • @VR-gs9hd
      @VR-gs9hd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Note how overindulged first world brats, who were never taught delayed gratification and impulse control, always move to make erotica after creating Roman-style hex cults.

    • @alchemystudiosink1894
      @alchemystudiosink1894 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Presumptuous of you to think that they put that much of a thought in it.

  • @dimesonhiseyes9134
    @dimesonhiseyes9134 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    My wife has horrible taste in shows. She loves lifetime movies. She will watch Hallmark movies for days. She will binge anything from the CW and not bat an eye. With all her atrocious taste she still finds the accolyte insufferable.

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Ahahahahahahahaha

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With that kind of shit taste in media... I hope she's attractive to you at least.

    • @davidmun1601
      @davidmun1601 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Maybe this means that The Acolyte is a good series?

    • @TheREPPIX
      @TheREPPIX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@davidmun1601nah that's just how low on the spectrum it is

    • @dimesonhiseyes9134
      @dimesonhiseyes9134 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@davidmun1601 math not mathin' on this one chief. I plugged in the numbers and all I got back was syntax error.

  • @ጽጽ
    @ጽጽ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    Osha got rizzed up into becoming a sith 😭🤣

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I know right! Ahahaha

    • @callumholland8932
      @callumholland8932 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      What did u think big Harvey did to her hurt even more when he didn't touch her she was hopeing for a jumpstart lol

    • @bradmiles1984
      @bradmiles1984 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Sol: Who are you?
      Stranger: Jedi would call me Darth Rizz

    • @callumholland8932
      @callumholland8932 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@bradmiles1984this brings the interview when she says she's attracted to A morale characters the creep would rather be with joffrey barathon than ned stark hahaha

  • @FearofMornings
    @FearofMornings 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    I love how Jesse's reviews gets more unhinged as this series goes on. Our man is losing hair over the Acolyte lol.

    • @mikerosoft1009
      @mikerosoft1009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Next episode health give up when there's another bathing scene.
      Qimir "Oops, sorry I didn't mean for you to see my Sith Shlung again, where'd that come from?"

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Ahahahahahahaahahaha I’ve actually come down with hives and am getting treated by a doctor right now 🤣🤣🤣

    • @outbackgearforu
      @outbackgearforu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah well that will happen,you put shit in ,shit will come out ,even if it’s for purpose of critique,I do recommend deciding what the limits are and leave it alone after that ,before your mind turns into shit

    • @austonbutler9910
      @austonbutler9910 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thejessegrantlol that's one way to discover you're allergic to BS

  • @benironside1264
    @benironside1264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    Are we surprised that the huge evil oppressive corporation that owns starwars keep trying to make the sith to be relatable😂

    • @theevermind
      @theevermind 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Evil corp tries to make evil good and good evil.

    • @gaetanhillion8342
      @gaetanhillion8342 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Seriously an old french tv called the flander's company do that better with an hundredth of the bufget of one acolyte episode...

    • @jbourbon3734
      @jbourbon3734 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey, I thought of it like that!
      That would indeed explain everything!

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean like Darth Plagueis and Darth Bane books? Some fan you are.
      This show sucks ass

    • @benironside1264
      @benironside1264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ThespianPrince13 ummm…what? Yes this show sucks, the joke was at the expense of Disney

  • @catbhoy
    @catbhoy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    The dialogue was absolutely terrible

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      So bad

    • @Scotty_AU
      @Scotty_AU 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stop being racist you bigot 🤣

    • @LaraA55
      @LaraA55 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I really don't know what I watched. It was so awful.

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trying to take the glory away from Mortal Kombat, uh… 3? The one where the woman goes "No YOU will DIE!"

    • @OrioThyGrim
      @OrioThyGrim 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't insult the AI programmers that wrote it lol

  • @Azmania3000
    @Azmania3000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    "Why not make the sith evil?" Because that would be following canon

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      War is peace.
      Freedom is slavery.
      Evil is good.

    • @benironside1264
      @benironside1264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Mouse_Metal are you reading from Disneys business plan?

    • @davidmun1601
      @davidmun1601 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is just a thought but maybe this series is showing how the dark side can seduce/turn someone

    • @zachm25
      @zachm25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@davidmun1601 too much brain power required for regular people it seems...

    • @zachm25
      @zachm25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@davidmun1601 I agree with you btw

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    This show should've canceled itself already

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I know right!

    • @Theworthlessopinion
      @Theworthlessopinion 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It would have made great irony if cancel culture cancelled this show 😉

    • @noneyabizz8337
      @noneyabizz8337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Theworthlessopinionpeople involved are racist against whites and hate men.
      Soooooo.....not gonna happen.

    • @Crusader316
      @Crusader316 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      At least season 2 was

    • @Bob-Jenkins
      @Bob-Jenkins 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Crusader316But what is everyone going to shite post about without season two… Actually, after a seconds thought I'm sure Dicknee will make something equally bad, or worse. They're the experts after all.

  • @KoloG23
    @KoloG23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    The actors don’t even talk like Jedi. Am I the only one realising this?

    • @callumholland8932
      @callumholland8932 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There the oppressive Police man these people have no imagination they can only rip of what's already wrote or puts In there ideology and who cares about Harvey's best mate

    • @LaraA55
      @LaraA55 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I am with you on this. They don't act like Jedi at all

    • @theevermind
      @theevermind 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      and their lightsabers look like shitty toys

    • @Jiraiyashouse666
      @Jiraiyashouse666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      They act and talk like total idiots. Jekki was disrespectfully snarky. Yord was deer in headlights and slow to comprehend and Soul is all emotional with hugs and kisses. The other Jedi were like villagers that were handed lightsabers. Jedi are canonically portrayed as monk like, respectful to each other and others.

    • @KoloG23
      @KoloG23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Jiraiyashouse666 exactly

  • @clove5110
    @clove5110 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    The green Jedi was his master and he has whip marks on his back, this stuff is so horrible

    • @xallive4123
      @xallive4123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes. And that was the only reason to get her to use her purple laser whip in the forest (those giant forest bugs are only used for plot convenience, it's irritating) or have Qimir naked.
      Also Leslye Headland wanted her own wife to have the new and unique type of lightsaber and make it purple so that Mace Windu isn't the only live-action Jedi Master to have one anymore.
      This show is great.

  • @edwarddiaz1130
    @edwarddiaz1130 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    I haven’t watched the series at all, not gonna give Disney the benefit of a viewer, but I do love these reviews! Sad what Disney’s done to Star Wars 😢

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ahahaha the reviews are always the entertaining part ahaha I love watching other reviews on TH-cam too

  • @trixtheghostwalker6634
    @trixtheghostwalker6634 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    So sonic 06 is 17 times more interesting than this show will ever be

    • @SONICX1027
      @SONICX1027 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That’s a sick burn, dude

    • @trixtheghostwalker6634
      @trixtheghostwalker6634 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SONICX1027 thank you

    • @NasTalkz
      @NasTalkz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That game was fucking awesome. They shouldn't have let me have that experience at 4 years old. So much dopamine.

    • @thedragonskull1065
      @thedragonskull1065 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Sonic 06 is actually a good story. No, the Acolyte makes Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric more interesting in comparison.

    • @trixtheghostwalker6634
      @trixtheghostwalker6634 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@thedragonskull1065 agreed

  • @thewhite8uard
    @thewhite8uard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    It's not sexual, just disgustingly cringe.

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    It is disney after all

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ahahaha

    • @OMaMaRMY
      @OMaMaRMY 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thejessegrantSHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHA AHA

  • @Vaydayer
    @Vaydayer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Good metaphor for the show. They want us to think jedi bad for her failing, but immediately proving that she is a jedi failure. Just like how they want us to be bad for saying the show is a failure, whilst proving it is a failure

  • @ObiWanKenobi678
    @ObiWanKenobi678 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Darth Vader:I joined the darkside to save my wife
    Darth Maul:Ha that's nothing,I was kidnapped by a sith
    Osha:I was rizzed by a sith

  • @MrFrmartin
    @MrFrmartin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I dont even know why ppl are still watching this crap. So glad I haven't wasted my time on it

    • @imupinthetrees
      @imupinthetrees 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      literally how did he get to episode 6 of this garbage

    • @Bob-Jenkins
      @Bob-Jenkins 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Probably only content creators still watching.

    • @aaronaukema1284
      @aaronaukema1284 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Minutes watched data for each episode has demonstrated a trend. Episodes 1 and 2 got 1/4 of the attention that Asohka got, which was less than Obi-Wan, Boba-Fet, and Andor. Episode 3, because of the leaks made known by content creators, had an uptick. Since then, it's been a decline. Episode 5 went back to the levels of the first 2.
      There was talk that the "poor showing" of Andor and Asohka (which received 3/4 more views that this garbage) made showrunners a bit hesitant to continue their series. In a normal situation, this show wouldn't have made it past episode one.

    • @MrFrmartin
      @MrFrmartin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Bob-Jenkins Ya, Thats where I get my recap, really dont want disney to count my 'views' as watched.
      @aaronaukema1284 interesting stats. I heard the last episode was a snore fest as well

    • @Bob-Jenkins
      @Bob-Jenkins 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrFrmartin lol, yeah I worry I might accidentally click on it. I'd hate to have my girlfriend think that I watch it, although if I did watch it and she broke up with me because of that, I couldn't blame her.

  • @benmcreynolds8581
    @benmcreynolds8581 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The most painful aspects to all of this is you can clearly tell the writers and the actors in this genuinely think they are putting on ground breaking performances in a ground breaking story.. It's actually painful

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They tell each other how marvellous and groundbreaking they are .....

  • @MB-nn3jw
    @MB-nn3jw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    All I can say is, KATHLEEN KENNEDY MUST GO. Resign or fired, it doesn't matter, but she must go, and go promptly before she can do any more irreparable damage.

  • @BigMan.270
    @BigMan.270 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Osha wanted to get onto Qimir's casting couch. It's like art imitating Leslye Headland's previous employer.

  • @3.2Carrera
    @3.2Carrera 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I'm an identical twin and the "twin swap" stories are all shlock to me. Any twin or any one who knows them personally is aware that you don't need the force to immediately tell the two apart. Stressing the immediate part. As..in...a...MILLISECOND. I must have heard as a kid "Do you swap to fool the teachers?" a million times.

    • @HookersAndCoke
      @HookersAndCoke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Some of my best friends since 4th grade are identical twins. I’ve been able to tell them apart without hesitation for years 😂 all of us have.
      Absolute cringe

    • @rogierb5945
      @rogierb5945 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly, a friend of mine had twin sisters and I could never tell them apart. But maybe im just retarded.

    • @danielbrown9368
      @danielbrown9368 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's interesting you say this because my experience was exactly the opposite as an observer. There was a set of identical twins in my high school who swapped places for a day and no one knew. But looking back, they both were extremely quiet and never talked. Super duper quiet. So them swapping and no one knowing is probably due to no one having any interactions with them anyways.

    • @stevieh771
      @stevieh771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not defending this show as it’s terrible but these are fictional characters & not human. They were apparently born from witchcraft so guess it’s conceivable they could be genetically identical in every way except personality.

    • @John-fk2ky
      @John-fk2ky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stevieh771 what are you talking about? Real identical twins are genetically identical. That’s why they’re identical twins rather than fraternal twins.

  • @davegibson79
    @davegibson79 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    You can't feel the emotion if the actors can't act. The main character got the job because a) she's essentially a model, b) she's a well-connected nepo baby, and c) her politics match those of Disney and the creator. This show could be okay if it starred a charismatic lead actress, but she is just a vessel of the plot and DEI tick boxing and seems to be doing the whole stoic anti-acting. It works if it's charismatic Clint Eastwood as a lone wolf cowboy in the Wild West. It doesn't work for this actress or this character.

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Clint Eastwood never needed to tell me he was a stoic lone wolf. He just acted and my eyes saw a stoic lone wolf.

  • @xelumbra
    @xelumbra 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    It was so predictable at the end of the last episode that OSHA would end up somehow joining him, despite the fact that it makes no real sense. That’s just how stupid this show is. Whilst watching this series I go between angry at the stupidity of it, and completely apathetic about the whole thing. Watching this actress act EXACTLY the same for both characters is so jarring. Terrible actress.

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."

  • @Neil.02
    @Neil.02 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Another case of "Sexualization is bad unless I like it!"

    • @dogge4649
      @dogge4649 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If only it was osha🥵 ayo pause

    • @warrensmith7690
      @warrensmith7690 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This show is thrash and Disney is evil incorporated, and the producer is a groomer and predator, sure they are going to push stuff nobody in their right mind would like, just like they push the Message rather than telling an interesting story...

    • @ass640
      @ass640 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It doesn't belong in Star Wars really. At least Padme's sexualisation in Episode 2 had a point, to demonstrate the beginning of a relationship that was going to end in the conception of 2 children... the acolyte has sexualisation purely to get viewership up.

  • @thejoshman3843
    @thejoshman3843 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Darnell once said: "you can't polish a turd." Movie Christine, 1983.

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahahahaha such a great saying

    • @txinterceptor8428
      @txinterceptor8428 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A Christine reference! Nice.

  • @ZeroSOFInfinity
    @ZeroSOFInfinity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Guess Osha wants a "REAL" lightener by seeing the Sith naked....

    • @pierluigicaputo2486
      @pierluigicaputo2486 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And this is so little gayish 😡 They promised gay Star Wars, ok the show is terrible but at least give us gay Star Wars!!! and instead....

  • @1ChristFollowingNerd
    @1ChristFollowingNerd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Are they really giving the message that she saw his manhood and was suddenly sprung? Lol the writing

    • @giveandtake8428
      @giveandtake8428 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell, I thought she was a lesbian and had something with the Padawan girl.

    • @strawberrylotlizard
      @strawberrylotlizard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dick is the dark side I guess​@@giveandtake8428

  • @bladerunner3314
    @bladerunner3314 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Last week I jokingly said
    A lot of modern writers stem from Tumblr, where EVERYTHING was sexual ...

  • @ericnhero1007
    @ericnhero1007 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    What do you expect from harvey weinstein's personal assistant who hired amandla stenberg (not auditioned) for the show without a script and a character in a silver platter!

  • @Dystopian_Phantom_595
    @Dystopian_Phantom_595 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "Green Lex Luthor"😂😂😂

    • @th3batfink
      @th3batfink 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dont know her personally or whatever else she starred in, but god damn.. she cant act for sh*t in this. Completely bizarre.

  • @Badge1278
    @Badge1278 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    My problem is how the hell do they plan to wrap up this story in the last 2 episodes??? What the hell could possibly happen to conclude this story? This was an absolute nothing episode that didn't progress the story any further to a conclusion. WHY WERE 15 MINUTES OF A 20 MILLION DOLLAR EPISODE SPENT ON A CGI SNIFFER RAT??? I have so many questions.

    • @BatmanFTw3241
      @BatmanFTw3241 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      from what i heard the show will end on a cliffhanger and since season 2 is appearently dead in the water thats hopefully the last of the acolyte universe we ever have to endure

  • @leroypalmer2981
    @leroypalmer2981 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Did they have a disclaimer at all for this episode? As kids do watch a lot of Disney content and this seems like a weird unnecessary sexual moment in Star Wars

    • @aaronaukema1284
      @aaronaukema1284 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Kids are their target audience with this crap.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don´t think kids are interested in LGBTNSDAP crap made by Pissney. Tumblr shippers are their target audience.

  • @goldenlatias152
    @goldenlatias152 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It's strange this show is called the acolyte but there is no light only darkness and pain
    Painful painful pain

    • @AlexGershom
      @AlexGershom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah it's almost like the title you get before you become a sith apprentice is the title of sith acolyte, isn't it? That was sarcasm by the way in case you're too dumb to figure that out

  • @williambragg6171
    @williambragg6171 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    All hope is lost.

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    We appreciate your insights. Keep making an impact on the community.

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you! I appreciate your support it means the world!

  • @aquaham3564
    @aquaham3564 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Why is squid game all of a sudden turning off communications and going on the run? Everyone just flips.

    • @breakfasttouch
      @breakfasttouch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      to find oosha and get revenge on omir

  • @martian-sunset
    @martian-sunset 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Embarrassingly bad. This Episode was worst television I have ever watched. I have to say now that I've sat through 6 episodes the actor playing Sol is just terrible in this role.

  • @thecrimsonmoose2047
    @thecrimsonmoose2047 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember the days when people said that Anakin's turn to the dark side happened too quickly. This made Anakin's fall look like Shakespeare, in comparison 🤣

  • @kiritoalt2657
    @kiritoalt2657 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Ah yes
    *Writing 101 is overrated*

  • @shanegooseman1060
    @shanegooseman1060 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think it is even worse, not the Jedi Master realizes it is Mae - the Detective Rodent does

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahahahahaha I know right!

  • @Thagrynor
    @Thagrynor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Filling out an episode with mostly dialogue vs pure plot points can work if the dialogue isn't pointless and doesn't suck. If Darth Manny had spent the episode conversing with Oshit convincing her about turning to the Sith, that could have worked. Instead they opted for motion sick green beans and other pointless crap. That is when filling an episode with dialogue doesn't work.

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      >>conversing with Oshit convincing her about turning to the Sith

    • @Thagrynor
      @Thagrynor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @alexmuenster2102 while you may joke, that is still better than what was given.

    • @ass640
      @ass640 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah that's called exposition... that belongs in a soap opera, not a dramatic TV series, especially not one like Star Wars in which the story is told via action scenes.

  • @Scotty_AU
    @Scotty_AU 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I have a bad feeling about this

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Who doesn’t ahaha

  • @HasturBeta
    @HasturBeta 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Qimir the chungus? He could manipulate the midi-clorians in ones reproductive organs simply by skinny dipping. However he was so ripped, he couldn't save himself from the plot

  • @Mouse_Metal
    @Mouse_Metal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Is the pervert who spies on the guy when he´s nude and then threatens him with a lightsaber supposed to be a her-o? Is it supposed to be romantic?
    This might be even worse lovestory than Reylo.

  • @brianmcconnell1817
    @brianmcconnell1817 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Ejacolyte is a self indulgent Star Wars fan fiction show without any understanding of the mythos. It seems hellbent on acting out a weird DEI agenda and its writer(s) clearly have zero talent for storytelling. It’s insufferably boring, flat, unimaginative and a muddled mess. I stopped watching it halfway through the second episode and have never returned to it. This is an all time low for the franchise. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282
    @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Apparently in this universe people's morals are like a light switch because they turn from good to evil and vice versa in a blink of a eye. 😂

  • @jokernverdies
    @jokernverdies 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The worst part??? The story of two siblings ending in opposite sides of the force and having to confront each other as Jedi and Sith is a premise that could actually work if done properly. I have actually started imagining the story in my head (I’m still new to Star Wars so forgive me for any incoherence):
    Instead of the story taking place in the height of the Republic, which I imagine The Acolyte is taking place around that time, have it shortly after the fall of the Empire, and instead of twins, older and younger sister (yes both are force sensitive).
    The sisters end up orphaned after their parents died in a speeder or pod accident. The older one grows resentful and angry at her parents “abandoning her” while the younger one remembers kindness and love when she thinks about them. At some point in their childhood they get separated: the oldest ends up at the hands of either surviving Sith or remaining imperial loyalists, and the other is taken in by Luke Skywalker and becomes his apprentice. They are late teenagers when they meet again (like Mae and Osha) and their reunion makes the youngest slowly question if the sister that she remembered is truly gone or if she even existed in the first place. Since the oldest’s life was always filled with hate, anger, and extreme selfishness, there would be little chance for redemption for her, since even if she knew love, it was just to herself (kinda like mother gothel’s narcissism).
    There’s still a lot of tweaking and much more research into this world but I hope this was ok-ish for you to read

  • @fyngolnoldor4891
    @fyngolnoldor4891 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The show is profoundly stupid but Qimir bathing I don't take issue with as he's supposedly seducing Osha to the Dark Side. This is consistent with his telling her that he can have a deeper relationship with her than the Jedi can.
    4:32 Not conveniently, he probably did it on purpose, so that he can further taint the Jedi as evil and pose as a victim discarded by them.

  • @drkushajagadeesh6347
    @drkushajagadeesh6347 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Remember, Leslie Headland said this show was like Frozen meets Kill Bill. Soooooo, obviously she's gonna make Osha have a dark past where she did some things. But, in the end, the other sister's gonna bring her twin back to the light with the power of love or some shit. 🤷‍♂️

    • @tjgriffin6738
      @tjgriffin6738 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds about right

  • @TheBeardedAtheist
    @TheBeardedAtheist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wait, why did she turn evil? Because her sister swapped places with her? Uh. Why?

  • @Silverblade416
    @Silverblade416 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How could they. . .
    They didn't even ask themselves if they should do this. . . Or how they'll even deliver that f*cked up message of theirs. . .
    They obviously pandered so much, and so desperately, that I think they forgot what they were doing in the first damned place. . .

  • @ronnieblackheart
    @ronnieblackheart 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I wouldn't be surprised if on the last episode they'll just literally show a text on the screen "jedi bad, sith good, screw you star wars fans haha let the butthurt flow through you"

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don’t mind that at all. The execution is just terrible

  • @colleenjohnston6211
    @colleenjohnston6211 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I see no reason why we have to have a naked jedi or sith at all????

  • @andrechen2617
    @andrechen2617 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Didn't find it overtly sexual really. More concerned about how they portray the Jedi and the fallen during that age. Did the showrunner, director and lead writer not consult anyone familiar with lore before the actual writing and production of this crap - which bits of lore to include, which not to, and which parts to dial up or dial down to actually tell a bloody story that sticks in the universe? Did they think those nuances (especially the twins' role reversals and portrayal of "Sith") were clever or even connected, because none of them were?
    Trying to be clever whilst ignoring the VERY LOYAL audience this series was built for - especially during a lore-building juncture. They've lost us, and certainly not gained any new fans with that shite. That was the bit that was disgusting to me.

    • @NasTalkz
      @NasTalkz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What I thought was weird was having a nude bath scene, and having it be from Disney. I mean they didn't show anything but hinted at it. I wouldn't let my son or daughter even be exposed to anything like that, even if it was covered. They need to be focused on playing and being happy as kids do.

    • @andrechen2617
      @andrechen2617 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NasTalkz Yeah fair enough. I'm not too concerned about tits, arse and edge in a SW property - it's just been inconsistent how they've been dealing with these different productions. But yeah I get you

  • @virgilcaine3291
    @virgilcaine3291 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Creepy sexual undertones? I'm hanging on for the R rating (nudity, violence, adult situations). "Give the people what they want."

    • @tehrulefoo
      @tehrulefoo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If your plot and acting are going to be this low-quality, you may as well go full porn. People are more willing to tolerate bad writing if there's boobs.

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Whatever this story is, it is..."
    ... not Star Wars.
    There are fanfics out there more Star Wars than this.

  • @Suarez05
    @Suarez05 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jim Cutler: "The Acolyte! Tonight at 8 only on the CW Pix 11!"

  • @hikingglint9648
    @hikingglint9648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Realistically, those Jedi bodies are gonna be bloated to hell and back from sitting out there, yet the faces of the bodies we see for emotional affect are....nearly flawless. No dirt, or scrapes, or anything of note to show that a battle took place.

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Correct. In a *jungle* ? Their putrefying faces should be literally *crawling* with botfly larvae (or the alien equivalent).

    • @stevieh771
      @stevieh771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you understand alien anatomy then? This show is awful but so many people in this thread forget these beings are not human! We don’t understand the environmental consequences to dead aliens on different planet’s either so stop the nit picking & concentrate instead on the awful cringe dialogue, directing & overall rubbish plot of this show!

    • @John-fk2ky
      @John-fk2ky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@stevieh771 that’s not a very good argument. They breathe the same kind of air, are able to think in humanish ways, and (because Disney is lazy) are shaped like humans. Assuming their bodies would react so differently without anything indicating this is illogical.

    • @hikingglint9648
      @hikingglint9648 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @stevieh771 OK I get your argument, but it still can't hold water here.
      Living beings are FULL of different bacteria, and these human-like aliens are no exception. You can't sit there and tell me that they won't even begin to decay after all bodily function has ceased. No creature that size is immune to the effects of decay. If she were a Water Bear, then I'd agree.
      While we're on the subject of biology, I LOVE plants, so for there to be Earthen-born species of plants on that planet is a flag for similar microorganisms. Whole thing is a balance, so whatever lives in that soil is also gonna start to break down whatever falls on the forest floor.
      It looks as though they did her makeup, then asked her to gracefully lay on the ground. This isn't a dead body. This is someone ACTING like a dead body.

    • @stevieh771
      @stevieh771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@John-fk2ky alien anatomy maybe vastly different to ours & decompose in different ways under different alien environments, how is that illogical? It’s not an argument it’s an opinion which like you I’m fully entitled to.

  • @skull2470
    @skull2470 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'd rather listen to anakin talk about his hatred for sand for 3 hours than sit through this garbage.

  • @astralnaught9431
    @astralnaught9431 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Having a grown man attracted to a child is literally what Disney supports rn

  • @reallegendgamer379
    @reallegendgamer379 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:29 what is this guy yapping about lol? 😂😂😂

  • @Ashouwak
    @Ashouwak 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I feel like I need to buy you a gift card for being a champ watching these episodes. I've had no interest but I enjoy your videos a lot! (Long time Star Wars fan).

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ahahahahahaha no need to thank me. The support from you guys that watch my videos has literally changed my life so I should be thanking you my man!

  • @breakfasttouch
    @breakfasttouch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    theyre both evil. like both characters are bad actors. so you hate them even more.

  • @デイズ-0
    @デイズ-0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I see, Acolyte wants to challenge Velma.

  • @spokajutlandandmetallurgis3404
    @spokajutlandandmetallurgis3404 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I won't be shocked that we won't find out anything, because they were counting on there to be another season :D

  • @Anigeriantakewithdeo
    @Anigeriantakewithdeo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great Video. I think 30 minutes is no excuse. ATLA original Anime was 30 minutes each episode, yet we all felt the strength, emotion and tension of the story. That just one example of many.

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you! And yeah that’s very true! The execution of this show has just been awful

  • @carter358
    @carter358 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm so sick of the tease. Every episode ends with "Ok, now we're gonna tell you the Jedi killed the witches, or the witches went all Jonestown and committed mass suicide, or Qimir was there, or whatever" but they never get to it. Quit with the constant teasing! It worse than when I dated a Catholic girl and junior high. Get to the story!!
    And the Jedi motion sickness due to hyperspace thing was just pointless and stupid.
    However, Basil is AWESOME!

  • @origprankster
    @origprankster 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I don't get sick.. I just get green".

  • @J_Rossi
    @J_Rossi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That *sniffy* *sniffy* squirrel thing seriously reminds me of a goblin monster from an old episode of Tales From The Darkside

  • @mikekelley2877
    @mikekelley2877 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Friendly reminder: this ISN'T Star Wars, it's an evil atrocity using the Star Wars name.

  • @silasbarnaby8870
    @silasbarnaby8870 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "This show gets dumber, week by week". So true.

  • @krystians2016
    @krystians2016 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    what i see looking at likes and dislikes:
    1.3k likes and 21k dislikes
    but when i check it its 552k likes and 21k dislikes
    while video have 18k viewes hmmmmmm

  • @Rorywizz
    @Rorywizz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    22.5 million per episode by the way. If you wanna know what good use of a budget looks like then I suggest watching the movie Hardcore Henry which had a 2 million dollar budget.

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah they are seriously just burning money for nothing

  • @PigeonGoGaming
    @PigeonGoGaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's shocking that Leslie Headland made Russian Doll.... and then this trash. WTF happened?

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know right!

    • @johnmcdonagh374
      @johnmcdonagh374 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ego

    • @PigeonGoGaming
      @PigeonGoGaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thejessegrant I'm glad you've even heard of it! Most TH-camr critics never bring it up, when talking about this mess :/

    • @evilsimeon
      @evilsimeon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PigeonGoGaming
      TH-cam critics don’t actually watch many films and most haven’t seen many films. They review to bag on a movie for political points or old movies they just watched.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@evilsimeon nah not all some actually do sit down and watch things and break them down on a writer POV, such as the Little Platoon

  • @ShawnWilsonPrime
    @ShawnWilsonPrime 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol, after episode 2, I sat down a wrote out what I thought was going to happen buy just thinking of what would be the dumbest path for the plot to take. It's crazy that so far I have been right on all accounts

  • @EvilSnips
    @EvilSnips 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WHY would she insinuate it was Sol to that padawan when she obviously KNOWS it was Qimir. It seems obvious Qimir was her padawan.

  • @ashketchum1953
    @ashketchum1953 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Isnt that girl the one who made the music video with the wacky dancing

  • @farwoodfarm9296
    @farwoodfarm9296 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even the CGI in this show looks like something from the WB......I'm still wondering where the heck the huge budget went for this show. Whats also funny about the scar scene is that it was very clear that O.S.H.A. saw the scar during the sith bath scene so it didn't even need to be pointed out, just ask how he got the scar.
    I feel like they filmed random scene and let AI splice everything together.

  • @Ceruleanbluepodcast1995
    @Ceruleanbluepodcast1995 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OSHA is a Jedi academy dropout 😂😂😂😂

  • @timoschmitt8317
    @timoschmitt8317 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:37 look at the eyes for the corpse. for a moment right before the transition you can see the eyes move.
    you can also set the speed to 0.25

  • @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282
    @animesjogoseseriesclassica8282 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is like every episode they ask themselves "how we can make this show even worse ?".

  • @FN-5282
    @FN-5282 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What’s with the ship and vehicle design? It’s all kinda ugly for no reason

  • @imperialguardproductions
    @imperialguardproductions 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm genuinely excited for the next episodes of this show. I've been enjoying the TH-cam poops of this show so far. Let's give the TH-cam poop creators more material. I've been enjoying the ytps more than the actual show lmao 😂

    • @davids736
      @davids736 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know... I love it when a new episode drops. Have absolutely no intention of ever watching them, but I love all the TH-cam videos ripping them a new asshole. Endlessly entertaining 👍😊

  • @NasTalkz
    @NasTalkz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All I gotta say is, you guys wouldn't let a toddler watch that nude bath scene right? A show and franchise that's supposed to be for kids shouldn't even be hinting at that shit.

    • @mr.weezely4586
      @mr.weezely4586 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So what were all those close quartet from behind shots in ahsoka. Did you complain about those.

  • @hxntaiguy3318
    @hxntaiguy3318 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Its funny how only the men in the show are being put in sexual scenes, but not the women because it lessen their strong female status lol biases much.

  • @PurgeEvilTV
    @PurgeEvilTV 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The opening of this video is a banger and its facts too "every single creator of this show should be arrested" ~ the GOAT Jesse Grant

  • @Jiraiyashouse666
    @Jiraiyashouse666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm sure that's Luke's Island. I was expecting Smilo to be milking sea dinocows.

  • @tanishambrowne1137
    @tanishambrowne1137 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know Disney dont care about star wars if they do they would have fired Kathleen Kennedy by now and revamp on star wars brand.

  • @soundrogue4472
    @soundrogue4472 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So let me get this straight; she got lust over a sith and decided to leave the jedi because she was lustful XD.

  • @randyrcook
    @randyrcook 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's going to take awhile to flush all this crap out of the system. Just keep pumping the handle and use lots of air freshener in the meantime.

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You know they are going to explain the character shifts as “the thread is influencing them”. Osha is influencing Mae to be good and Mae is influencing Osha to be evil, because they “are tethered”.

  • @eichhornchenwibbleflup7688
    @eichhornchenwibbleflup7688 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    'Disgustingly sexual'? Did you just get off the Mayflower or something?

  • @gregorysaugustine5236
    @gregorysaugustine5236 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another question that this show most probably will not address. Where is Darth Plagueis the wise? Is Smilo Ren his failed apprentice or just a Sith pretender? If he is a pretender shouldn't Plagueis eliminate him before he becomes a rival like what Sidious does to Maul.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Plagueis is a canon character. This is Disssney anti-fanfic.

  • @natk205
    @natk205 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There are so many things wrong with this episode's plot and dialogue. Like, they actually approved this? Screw you Disney.

  • @jazactane
    @jazactane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If they have to make this crap they could at least halve the budget and give the other 90 mil to a team that can create good SW content for the main fan base

  • @crlclssic
    @crlclssic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lol people laughed at me months ago when I said I was avoiding this. Now look

  • @3ER_AP
    @3ER_AP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well said. Not only is Disney writing the book on How Not to Approach Public Relations, they are also writing the book on How Not to Write a Book. These episodes are so bad and yet they keep bashing their fan base and hiding behind a smoke screen. This is literally about as bad as a show can be.

  • @uranusismightybig5111
    @uranusismightybig5111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cant believe people still watch that garbage.....and actually pays Disney for it too 😂